Item updated: Purple Easter Egg

Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +10 Mission Credits when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Greetings, operative. I shall waste no time. We have a mutual goal. You wish to earn more mission credits, it is my purpose to facilitate that. I have no need for your friendship, merely your cooperation. Understood? Don't bother answering that. I know I made myself perfectly clear."

Item updated: White Easter Egg

Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +5 Points when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Welcome to the circle of sobriety, friend. There are no judgments here, only love. By embracing my light, you will take the first step on the long road to recovery. My white exterior represents hope. Hope that you will one day free yourself from the chains of addiction. Each time you partake of my pureness, the grip of substance shall release a little more. Give me your hand. Let us form a circle. One egg at a time, we will conquer your demons together."

Item updated: Red Easter Egg

Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +10 Nerve when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Lookin' for a lil nerve, are ya? Thought so. Folks always come crawling back to old red when they're feelin' yellow. That happy little freak might make ya'll giddy inside, but old red will kick you in the balls and pull you up by your bootstraps. And then steal your boots. And kick you in the balls again. What was I sayin? Ah, who gives a rat's hole. Wanna burn a warehouse? "

Item updated: Yellow Easter Egg

Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +250 happiness when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Isn't Torn City great? Life is good here. All the people are so friendly and kind. Look at that cute squirrel! I wonder if he has a family. Families are great. I love to think about my family and smile. Do you like smiling? Smile with me. Let's smile together. Oh wow, there's that squirrel again. Is he smiling? I had no idea squirrels could smile. A smile is the best thing to wear, and it's free! What are you wearing? A frown? Let's turn that frown... You guessed it! Upside down. Hahaha. We're having so much fun together."

Item updated: Green Easter Egg

Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +50 Energy when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Hey champ! Are you ready to take on the world? No worries if not. But if you are in the right place spiritually, I'm here for you with a bolt of fresh, organic, unfiltered, recycled, cruelty-free filtered energy. Gulp me down and feel me deep inside your core! Because with my green glow on your side, you'll be ready to attack the day and crush your goals. I believe in you. Carpe diem!"