Torn Items

Name Description Type Buy Price Sell Price Market Value Circulation
Hammer [1] A small, lightweight tool used in the building industry. Can also be used as a weapon.

The Hammer is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $75 $50 $70 1,848,855
Baseball Bat [2] A long, solid wooden bat. As a weapon, it can land quite a blow on your enemy.

The Baseball Bat is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $200 $130 $123 416,922
Crowbar [3] Used for opening crates and large boxes. The sharp hook at one end makes this a great weapon.

The Crowbar is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $400 $250 $215 279,605
Knuckle Dusters [4] They won't know what hit them with these strong, hard, brass knuckle dusters. They won't even see it coming!

The Knuckle Dusters is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $750 $500 $572 135,270
Pen Knife [5] High quality knife--a great survival tool. Ideal for climbers, adventurers, military personnel, and close combat in dark alleys.

The Pen Knife is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $1,000 $750 $686 92,392
Kitchen Knife [6] Do your attempts to prepare food like your favourite TV chef end up more like hack and saw than slice and dice? If so, a sharp new knife could be your saviour.

The Kitchen Knife is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $1,500 $1,000 $1,705 189,695
Dagger [7] A short, sharp metal dagger useful for quick attacks. Straight in, straight out.

The Dagger is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $2,250 $1,500 $1,224 86,434
Axe [8] Used mainly for chopping tree roots and splitting kindling. Can bash and split many other substances, too.

The Axe is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $4,200 $3,000 $2,636 86,507
Scimitar [9] The deeply-curved, high-carbon steel blade of the scimitar can terrify your opponent as you attack with a swashbuckling slash.

The Scimitar is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $8,600 $5,400 $5,239 109,036
Chainsaw [10] A compact chainsaw lets you cut quickly in tight spots. Its standard diamond chain is more than a match for almost anything you might need to slice up.

The Chainsaw is a Mechanical type of weapon.
Melee $15,000 $11,500 $10,773 174,850
Samurai Sword [11] A ninja-grade, full-tang samurai sword, created for us by a master artisan. The sword balances perfectly, takes and holds a razor edge, and can divide an eyelash or a full skull in one swipe.

The Samurai Sword is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $75,000 $53,000 $52,689 92,032
Glock 17 [12] The Glock 17 is a lightweight semi-automatic pistol holding up to 20 rounds in a magazine.

The Glock 17 is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $400 $270 $222 383,202
Raven MP25 [13] The Raven MP25 holds 6 rounds per magazine. It can deliver powerful, quick blows to the opponent at short range.

The Raven MP25 is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $550 $370 $359 160,637
Ruger 22/45 [14] A fast firing pistol holding 15 rounds per magazine. An accurate and moderately powerful weapon.

The Ruger 22/45 is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $975 $650 $659 117,200
Beretta M9 [15] The M9 Beretta is the standard Army sidearm. Accurate and fast firing. 17 rounds per magazine.

The Beretta M9 is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $2,000 $1,300 $1,300 101,549
USP [16] A good short range weapon that holds 15 rounds per magazine. Very accurate and has fast semi-automatic firing.

The USP is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $2,750 $1,850 $1,520 198,996
Beretta 92FS [17] A direct-feed, double-stacked pistol with a 20-round magazine. This model has improvements to prevent the slide flying off if it cracks.

The Beretta 92FS is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $5,250 $3,500 $202,500 55,675
Fiveseven [18] A small and light firearm that holds up to 20 rounds per magazine. Widely used by counter-terrorists all around the world.

The Fiveseven is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $9,950 $7,500 $6,925 79,449
Magnum [19] A very slow but powerful weapon. It holds only 6 rounds, but delivers a mighty blow to the enemy.

The Magnum is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $23,000 $16,000 $19,996 103,016
Desert Eagle [20] Fast-firing and very powerful. If you hit your opponent, he goes down and stays down. The magazine only holds eight rounds but the strength of each impact makes up for that.

The Desert Eagle is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $45,000 $37,000 $36,331 48,812
Dual 92G Berettas [21] One of the greatest pistols in the world. And when you are packing a pair, the results are incredible: 46 powerful shots to take your opponent down. The Dual 92G Berettas are very hard to get hold of, so cost a premium. But the extra impact is worth the extra price.

The Dual 92G Berettas is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $1,500,000 $900,000 $3,517,667 71,599
Sawed-Off Shotgun [22] Loads and fires two cartridges at a time. If you hit your opponent, you will open up a huge hole.

The Sawed-Off Shotgun is a Shotgun type of weapon.
Primary $2,400 $1,400 $1,230 119,628
Benelli M1 Tactical [23] Simple and sturdy. Takes seven cartridges and delivers each round with power.

The Benelli M1 Tactical is a Shotgun type of weapon.
Primary $4,900 $3,300 $3,118 185,939
MP5 Navy [24] Lightweight and air-cooled, one of the most widely used submachine guns in the world. 30 rounds per magazine.

The MP5 Navy is a SMG type of weapon.
Primary $5,600 $3,800 $3,534 188,414
P90 [25] Effective close-range automatic weapon. 50-round magazine. Not particularly accurate, but its fast firing will cause heavy damage on anything it hits.

The P90 is a SMG type of weapon.
Primary $9,800 $6,600 $6,617 81,676
AK-47 [26] Powerful, accurate and virtually unbreakable. This 30-round magazine fed rifle is a favourite among discerning hit men.

The AK-47 is a Rifle type of weapon.
Primary $15,000 $10,000 $10,183 88,405
M4A1 Colt Carbine [27] The Colt is a powerful and accurate rifle. It's one of the best weapons around, a good choice!

The M4A1 Colt Carbine is a Rifle type of weapon.
Primary $19,500 $12,500 $12,774 77,383
Benelli M4 Super [28] The Auto Shotgun is the best close-range weapon around. Although you may have to reload often as it only holds 7 rounds, the amount of rounds you can pump into your enemy in just a few seconds is amazing.

The Benelli M4 Super is a Shotgun type of weapon.
Primary $32,000 $21,400 $21,477 79,024
M16 A2 Rifle [29] Much like the Colt, but more powerful and accurate. 30 rounds per magazine, with a fast-fire option.

The M16 A2 Rifle is a Rifle type of weapon.
Primary $53,000 $36,000 $35,518 84,242
Steyr AUG [30] The Steyr AUG holds 30 rounds. It can be very accurate, although its standard scope is a little weak. A great weapon for the price.

The Steyr AUG is a Rifle type of weapon.
Primary $99,500 $75,000 $74,095 129,283
M249 SAW [31] The M249 Squad Automatic Weapon is a light machine-gun that combines the precision and mobility of a rifle with the relentless ferocity of rapid machine-gun fire. A favorite of the US Military, this gas-operated LMG can cut down several targets in a matter of seconds.

The M249 SAW is a Machine gun type of weapon.
Primary $950,000 $670,000 $659,441 44,317
Leather Vest [32] Simple and lightweight. If you're lucky, it will protect you from a few shots. Defensive $2,500 $1,700 $1,834 123,978
Police Vest [33] Strong and durable body armor that will absorb a lot of damage to your torso. Defensive $10,000 $7,500 $7,703 126,822
Bulletproof Vest [34] Body armor that can absorb a certain amount of heavy-weapons fire, although it will not turn you into Iron Man. Defensive $50,000 $33,000 $32,222 62,915
Box of Chocolate Bars [35] A box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $15 $541 3,744,939
Big Box of Chocolate Bars [36] A very large box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 35 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $20 $7,593 10,283,933
Bag of Bon Bons [37] A pack of Bon Bons. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $16 $639 1,850,595
Box of Bon Bons [38] A box of four luxurious Bon Bons. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $20 $1,051 515,413
Box of Extra Strong Mints [39] Wow, whoever needs these must have very bad breath. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $22 $693 3,176,977
Pack of Music CDs [40] Some of the hottest bands around, all in one pack of CDs. Electronic $0 $20 $141 2,263,510
DVD Player [41] Sony DVD player with MP3 reading ability. Electronic $0 $25 $604 254,135
MP3 Player [42] Brand new MP3 player made by Sony. Comes with a 512 MEG card.

Effect: Converts 1, 3 or 5 energy into happiness.
Electronic $0 $25 $339 1,494,686
CD Player [43] This stylish home stereo system was top of the range back in 1994, with its CD player capable of reading even the most scratched up compact discs in your collection.

Effect: Converts 1, 3 or 5 energy into happiness.
Electronic $0 $20 $543 588,821
Pack of Blank CDs : 100 [44] Writable CDs for recording music or saving data. Electronic $35 $20 $231 1,242,034
Hard Drive [45] A large hard drive to extend your computer's storage capacity. Electronic $0 $65 $380 719,615
Tank Top [46] A stylish low cut tank top. Clothing $0 $32 $212 1,463,514
Trainers [47] A nice pair of trainers. Clothing $0 $35 $2,555 1,158,448
Jacket [48] A very stylish summer jacket. Clothing $0 $40 $212 151,956,122
Full Body Armor [49] Full body armor made of high-grade bulletproof material. It will absorb some of the damage from hits taken by the wearer. Defensive $75,000 $60,000 $60,002 280,466
Outer Tactical Vest [50] Despite the Combat Vest offering improved protection, its predecessor the Outer Tactical Vest is far from obsolete. The increased survivability and enhanced maneuverability provided makes it a more than worthwhile addition to your combat wardrobe. Defensive $1,000,000 $750,000 $749,265 57,801
Plain Silver Ring [51] A simple silver ring.

Effect: Can be used to propose to someone with.
Jewelry $100 $55 $514 2,758,084
Sapphire Ring [52] A sapphire ring.

Effect: Can be used to propose to someone with.
Jewelry $300 $125 $1,058 2,433,014
Gold Ring [53] A solid gold ring.

Effect: Can be used to propose to someone with.
Jewelry $530 $260 $698 2,487,568
Diamond Ring [54] An expensive diamond ring.

Effect: Can be used to propose to someone with.
Jewelry $5,000 $2,700 $4,784 658,739
Pearl Necklace [55] Matched cultured pearls in an understated but elegant setting. Jewelry $0 $35 $22,691 342,792
Silver Necklace [56] A silver necklace featuring a pattern of semi-precious stones. Jewelry $0 $95 $1,002 494,554
Gold Necklace [57] A mesmerizing spiral of 14-karat gold. Jewelry $0 $185 $738 799,775
Plastic Watch [58] This watch is absolutely accurate at least twice a day. Jewelry $0 $20 $616 755,914
Stainless Steel Watch [59] Continues working when dropped, stepped on, or hit with a rubber mallet. Jewelry $0 $70 $853 500,875
Gold Watch [60] Elegance and luxury at sixty seconds per minute. Jewelry $0 $225 $991 7,596,111
Personal Computer [61] A high-tech personal computer. Can be used to program viruses.

Effect: Can be used to program viruses.
Electronic $1,350 $300 $1,052 5,041,990
Microwave [62] A brand new microwave. Electronic $0 $150 $19,861 346,062
Minigun [63] This gun has a 200-round magazine. When you are done with a burst, your enemy will be in fragments.

The Minigun is a Machine gun type of weapon.
Primary $3,000,000 $1,250,000 $1,268,111 58,521
Pack of Cuban Cigars [64] A pack of great quality, very expensive Cuban cigars. Other $400 $295 $688 2,982,306
Television [65] A king size Sony TV screen.

Effect: Converts 3, 5 or 10 energy into happiness.
Electronic $0 $250 $1,384 603,997
Morphine [66] A shot of morphine to kill your pain, and shorten your hospital stay.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 70 mins and restores 15% life. Increases medical cooldown by 20 mins.
Medical $50,000 $0 $15,099 26,869,431
First Aid Kit [67] Use this first aid kit to bind your wounds and shorten your hospital stay.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 40 minutes and restores 10% life. Increases medical cooldown by 15 mins.
Medical $35,000 $0 $7,951 14,180,478
Small First Aid Kit [68] This kit will stop you bleeding on your clothes and will shorten your hospital stay by a small amount.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 20 minutes and restores 5% life. Increases medical cooldown by 10 mins.
Medical $20,000 $0 $3,965 22,716,013
Simple Virus [69] A very simple virus that was written by an amateur.

Effect: Used to plant a virus.
Virus $0 $500 $1,842 1,532,636
Polymorphic Virus [70] Polymorphic viruses are semi-sentient: they adapt themselves with each infection. With a virus-writing toolkit you can even design new viruses.

Effect: Used to plant a virus.
Virus $0 $4,500 $15,917 108,062
Tunneling Virus [71] This virus will attempt to tunnel under anti-virus monitoring programs in order to bypass their monitoring functions.

Effect: Used to plant a virus.
Virus $0 $10,000 $12,614 126,583
Armored Virus [72] This virus attempts to make disassembly difficult. Great for systems with weak virus protection.

Effect: Used to plant a virus.
Virus $0 $75,000 $129,863 44,876
Stealth Virus [73] In order to avoid detection, a virus will often take over virus protection system functions likely to spot it and use them to hide itself. An extremely hard virus to write.

Effect: Used to plant a virus.
Virus $0 $200,000 $211,688 197,094
Santa Hat '04 [74] A well crafted Santa hat made especially for the 2004 Christmas! Collectible $0 $0 $0 21
Christmas Cracker '04 [75] An expensive Christmas cracker made especially for the 2004 Christmas! Collectible $0 $0 $0 29
Snow Cannon [76] A very rare special weapon, made and crafted by Santa himself!

The Snow Cannon is a Heavy artillery type of weapon.
Primary $0 $0 $0 95
Toyota MR2 [77] This streamlined import has stunning top end speed but has miserable stopping power. Car $0 $29,000 $28,893 1,944,033
Honda NSX [78] This underdog costs a fraction of the price of the other cars in its class, and its acceleration and top speed leave a bit to be desired. However, its handling and braking are hard to match, helping the NSX rate well on the lap time table for Class A. Car $0 $32,000 $31,957 2,021,108
Audi TT Quattro [79] This sleek sports car is not only a hit with the ladies but can accelerate quicker than any in its class. It boasts a streamlined shape paired with a very clever Quattro system. European road laws ruin this car with a top speed limit of 155mph. Car $85,000 $55,000 $54,371 81,323
BMW M5 [80] This rocket ship can reach a monumental top end speed once de-restricted. The fastest 4-door saloon of its type. Sadly, its immense power struggles to be transferred onto the road during the first couple of gears, slowing its acceleration. Car $0 $43,000 $42,406 75,662
BMW Z8 [81] This rear wheel drive "Beamer" does struggle for grip off the line but due to its poise and balance it is stable under braking making it very quick in the corners. Car $0 $80,000 $79,507 268,937
Chevrolet Corvette Z06 [82] This car can power its way to a sky high top speed with its glorious 7 litre V8. Again, like most American cars it sadly does not handle particularly well. Car $75,000 $50,000 $49,567 104,593
Dodge Charger [83] This Dodge can reach breakneck speeds in a straight line, although satisfactory cornering is an expensive optional extra, as this beast turns into a good old American rodeo round the corners. Car $0 $69,000 $68,497 261,126
Pontiac Firebird [84] This American classic tends to under-steer severely in the corners and wallow round any intricate track. However, its impressive top speeds on the straights do a lot to compensate for weak cornering. Car $0 $59,000 $58,874 84,358
Ford GT40 [85] This Le Mans derived Ford handles like a racing car should but is slightly let down by its acceleration, especially when considering it is incredibly light for its class. Car $230,000 $120,000 $119,782 279,670
Hummer H3 [86] This giant has stopping power twice the force of its rivals; its handling however is poor on tarmac due to soft off road suspension and high centre of gravity. Car $0 $21,000 $20,742 115,478
Audi S4 [87] This 2.7 litre twin turbo Ferrari killer is extremely planted under braking into corners allowing a great exit speed once its turbos kick in, it does however bog down off the line due to the four wheel drive system when compared to others in its class. Car $0 $13,000 $12,759 108,953
Honda Integra R [88] This import is described by many as the "closest you'll get to a race car out of factory" - due to its sharp and responsive handling. Car $0 $15,000 $14,853 110,516
Honda Accord [89] This car has a wide wheelbase, allowing for superb handling with stiff suspension springs preventing body roll. The car's weight, however, reduces its speed off the line. Car $0 $23,000 $22,913 1,813,425
Honda Civic [90] This import has a staggering top speed, but with non independent suspension it suffers from poor handling. Car $0 $9,000 $8,927 248,330
Volkswagen Beetle [91] One of the few good things to come out of WWII, this "people's car" handles like it's on rails. It has a limited top speed of 155 mph due to German restrictions. Car $0 $7,600 $7,497 210,489
Chevrolet Cavalier [92] The Chevy has a substantially larger 2,800cc engine than most in its class giving it a great top speed. However like most American cars it lacks the simple ability to corner. Car $0 $5,600 $5,551 220,203
Ford Mustang [93] This American treasure has its place in most males' dream garage. The car boasts a stunning top speed, and once it's off the line it's unstoppable...literally unstoppable, as the brakes are sponges, no wonder Shelby had to make severe modifications for track racing! Car $38,000 $17,000 $16,964 131,881
Reliant Robin [94] This three wheeled beauty can turn on a two pence piece with stunning handling. It comes under scrutiny however, under heavy braking where they have been known to topple over. Car $0 $7,000 $8,742 376,615
Holden SS [95] This Aussie powerhouse reaches a breathtaking top speed. (If it ever gets there after leaving most of its tires on the starting line). Car $0 $25,000 $24,935 1,876,457
Coat Hanger [96] A metal coat hanger, often used for picking the locks of cars.

Effect: Required for stealing locked cars
Other $0 $2 $98,164 166,197
Bunch of Flowers [97] A bunch of flowers, a perfect gift! Flower $5 $3 $145 25,229,029
Neutrilux 2000 [98] Very rare: a Leprechaun's most powerful weapon, created out of green nuclear energy. Or at least, that's how the legend goes.

The Neutrilux 2000 is a Machine gun type of weapon.
Primary $0 $0 $0 9
Springfield 1911 [99] Steel and light weight aluminium frames, stainless, blued and parkerized finishes, V-12 barrel porting... What more could you want?

The Springfield 1911 is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $430 $300 $276 78,842
Egg Propelled Launcher [100] Very rare: the Easter Bunny's most powerful weapon, created out of jelly bean and chocolate egg technology.

The Egg Propelled Launcher is a Heavy artillery type of weapon.
Primary $0 $0 $0 14
Bunny Suit [101] Very rare, and created out of the strongest fur yet discovered, this serves as the Easter Bunny's most stylish and most protective armor. Clothing $0 $0 $0 22
Chocolate Egg '05 [102] Every person's favourite treat, made for the 2005 Easter celebration! Collectible $0 $0 $0 64
Firewalk Virus [103] This type of virus is unknown. Virus $0 $100 $88,480 126,259
Game Console [104] This Game Console is a generic gaming device exclusive to Torn City, and was made from parts cannibalized from an Xbox, PlayStation, and a Sega Saturn. Game Consoles are unique in that they actually bring people happiness when they put effort into them, unlike careers, relationships, or children.

Effect: Converts 1, 3 or 5 energy into happiness.
Electronic $0 $200 $20,996 217,661
Xbox [105] A games console used for playing games.

Effect: Converts 5 energy into 8-15 happiness.
Electronic $0 $350 $0 0
Parachute [106] A collapsible device used to retard the descent of a falling body.

Effect: Permanently increases Dexterity by 1%. Increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.
Booster $450,000,000 $200 $447,153,754 4,895
Trench Coat [107] A thick trench coat that covers most of the body. Clothing $500,000 $325,000 $337,891 73,961
9mm Uzi [108] This Uzi is a compact, boxy, light-weight sub machine gun used throughout the world as a police and special forces firearm.

The 9mm Uzi is a SMG type of weapon.
Primary $1,100,000 $600,000 $598,762 36,047
RPG Launcher [109] The anti-tank RPG launcher is one of the most common and most effective infantry weapons in contemporary conflicts.

The RPG Launcher is a Heavy artillery type of weapon.
Secondary $0 $0 $246,511,596 726
Leather Bullwhip [110] A whip made of rawhide. In the right hands, it can be a stealthy and deadly weapon. In the wrong may lose an eye!

The Leather Bullwhip is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $1,500 $750 $763 123,413
Ninja Claws [111] Traditional ninja weapon for close combat, with four needle-sharp spikes.

The Ninja Claws is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $8,000 $5,000 $5,813 34,664
Test Trophy [112] Test! Collectible $0 $0 $0 2
Pet Rock [113] One of the rarest items in Torn, first discovered by Matt. Warning: this pet is extremely dangerous! Only the very brave or the very stupid should take it on. Matt takes no responsibility for the loss of life or fingertips caused by this pet. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Non-Anon Doll [114] The perfect gift for when you want to add insult to injury. Patented by Someone... Collectible $0 $0 $0 6
Poker Doll [115] Feisty red haired doll made in the image of Peachy complete with bellybutton poking action! Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Yoda Figurine [116] Have a doll like Yoda You must. Collectible $0 $0 $0 15
Trojan Horse [117] This sweet gift from Tebbs seems innocently useful. Inside, it is highly infectious! Collectible $0 $0 $0 22
Evil Doll [118] Replica doll of the Evil Female Admin known as Wynn. Believed to be responsible for lost stats, site lag, mass kicks on IRC and random deletions. Collectible $0 $0 $0 31
Rubber Ducky of Doom [119] Most powerful weapon in the game can only be used by those with the knowledge to unleash its fearsome Duck Powers. Most often used after being asked the same n00b question for the 5th time in a row. Has also been seen dive bombing random people in IRC. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Teppic Bear [120] Only known of by a very select few, this Teddy Bear stands as proof that even the toughest of players, such as Teppic, do indeed have a softer side. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
RockerHead Doll [121] It has no uses and does nothing just like the staff member it resembles. Collectible $0 $0 $0 10
Mouser Doll [122] Similar to the one used by Mouser to relieve the stress of dealing with uncooperative staff, annoying n00bs, and day to day business of being a Coder in Torn City. Collectible $0 $0 $0 18
Elite Action Man [123] Mimics the actions of the real man. Has been known to abuse Caps Lock Abusers. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Toy Reactor [124] Miniature model of a Nuclear Reactor similar to the one that Sec. Les_Claypool will be working on when he leaves for the Navy. Collectible $0 $0 $0 17
Royal Doll [125] This doll will give its user the feeling of being royalty just like KingAce while in possession. Player will receive special treatment from friends and rivals while carrying this special item! Collectible $0 $0 $0 19
Blue Dragon [126] A blue dragon spawned from the evil TC admin named blue comes packed with evil intentions and wild powers.. Some say rubbing the dragons head makes one 100 times stronger than any normal man! Collectible $0 $0 $0 22
China Tea Set [127] Be just like Chedburn, sit in the garden and sip tea with this China Tea Set. Collectible $0 $0 $0 10
Mufasa Toy [128] Replica of a plush toy owned by Randi it looks just like the majestic lion Mufasa... before he was trampled of course. Collectible $0 $0 $0 21
Dozen Roses [129] A dozen roses. This bouquet is available in assorted colors, from red for that special someone to black to send to your enemy after you hospitalize him or her. Flower $300 $250 $265 2,527,289
Skanky Doll [130] Just like the one owned by Infrit this doll comes with black hair blood red lipstick mini skirt and boob tube. Collectible $0 $0 $0 19
Lego Hurin [131] This life like model is comprised completely of legos. Comes with upgrades such as the multi hunting goggles and evilarium connects to the brain. Read instructions for more details. Not intended for use by children age 6 and under. Collectible $0 $0 $0 18
Mystical Sphere [132] A rare object created by Phyrax when he was a helper... Only possessed by a select few in all of Torn City. Every now and then lights and mist shoot out of the sphere and at this time the holder may obtain all knowledge and wisdom. Collectible $0 $0 $0 19
10 Ton Pacifier [133] Used for that special baby out there.. the one you would like to crush because you just cant get them to stop crying. Drive this pacifier in their mouth and you will get dead silence. Created by Rock for all the babies out there. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Horse [134] First seen by those who crossed the Godfather, this strange object greatly increases your desire to annoy people in the chat rooms, while simultaneously draining away all your religious beliefs. Collectible $0 $0 $0 16
Uriel's Speakers [135] These tripped out speakers will blow you away with thundering bass and a beat that won't quit. Putting out 5000W with a crushing 600 decibels. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Strife Clown [136] This Ominous Clown is full of discord. This rare item channels all the pain and torture this world has to offer. Collectible $0 $0 $0 17
Locked Teddy [137] This bear is covered in chains connected with padlocks. He has been seen locking forum topics around Torn City, but has yet to have any of his locks picked. Collectible $0 $0 $0 21
Riddle's Bat [138] This baseball bat belongs to Riddle. All know it and most fear it. It causes panic in the IRC realm. Random kicks occur when he is in a bad mood or when mass slapping occurs. Don't mess with the bat! Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Soup Nazi Doll [139] Often seen running loose on IRC, usually before kicking rule breakers with the message No Soup For You!! Believed to have been released by Lestat. Collectible $0 $0 $0 19
Pouncer Doll [140] Be careful of Pouncer. She might pounce on you unexpectedly, or hit you with a pillow or ducks, just like her creator SexySassy. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Spammer Doll [141] A very friendly doll with good interactions, until you make it mad. It can hit back pretty hard, and It will start spamming you, even when you think it should be sleeping, just like Templar. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Cookie Jar [142] Cookie Jar - Just like the one Is0lati0n has at home, this jar is stocked full of chocolate cookies for late nights working in the IRC channel. Collectible $0 $0 $0 35
Vanity Mirror [143] Complete with 24 carat gold rim and handle with YT's initials engraved on it. Collectible $0 $0 $0 21
Banana Phone [144] Bright yellow, shaped like a banana, and plays Titan's favourite song when it rings. Known to annoy other staff members... may be part of the reason he loves it. Collectible $0 $0 $0 19
Xbox 360 [145] A games console used for playing games.

Effect: Converts 5 energy into 8-15 happiness.
Electronic $0 $500 $0 0
Yasukuni Sword [146] A rare Japanese blade of exceptional quality and craftsmanship.

The Yasukuni Sword is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $13,833,333 19,732
Rusty Sword [147] An old rusty sword.

The Rusty Sword is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $40 $78,449 78,585
Dance Toy [148] Although its name refers to Syrup it's nothing near slow. Just press the button on the back and watch this crazy toy dance himself to death! Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Lucky Dime [149] Found deep within a lost cavern in Torn City was a rare bag of dimes that were stolen during the first bank robbery in Torn City. They were thought to have been lost forever, but a few have survived and are said to bring luck to those who play roulette in the Casino. Collectible $0 $0 $0 31
Crystal Carousel [150] Created by w1ld_h0rs3s this replica Carousel shows her favourite horses running wild and free. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Pixie Sticks [151] Small plastic tubes filled with flavoured sugar. Available in orange, raspberry, grape and strawberry. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $50 $302,136 183,275
Ice Sculpture [152] Some believe that the reclusive artist who carved these sculptures meant them to depict friendliness and good will. However, some who gaze on these rare pieces feel an icy coldness and a sinking detachment from the world. Only the artist knows his true intent. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Case of Whiskey [153] Recovered during a raid at his Mansion these are the last cases of Whiskey that mdshare produced before being captured by Torn City Police for violation of the alcohol ordinance. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Laptop [154] A high-tech wireless laptop. You can use it on your long travels to check your mail and see how things are going at home.

Effect: Can be used to access additional services while traveling and program viruses.
Electronic $0 $0 $260,575 122,433
Purple Frog Doll [155] A very rare species of frog that lives in Torn City. Sometimes seen on IRC hopping into people's pockets. Usually friendly, but can become extremely violent if provoked. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Hooorang's Key [156] Hooorang's skeleton key lets you bypass any locked doors and open lockers and safes. Nothing can stop its holder. Holding this item makes you feel invincible. Collectible $0 $0 $0 23
Patriot Whip [157] UTBracket's own design, comes in either Union Jack or St. George style. Don't mess with the owner of this collectible or expect to have your day ruined by some painful marks on your butt and the ability to sit down removed!! Collectible $0 $0 $0 15
Statue Of Aeolus [158] Aeolus Keeper of The Wind possess the power to control the strength and direction of the wind. A Greek Mystical Artifact with powers believed to be related to the wind. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Bolt Cutters [159] A pair of quality bolt cutters. Made of tempered steel with cushion-grip handles and durable, heat-treated jaws. Other $25 $15 $504 1,608,466
Photographs [160] Four photographs of a man handing over a briefcase. Other $0 $0 $0 8,425
Black Unicorn [161] A friend for life and a ferocious fighter feared by all foes. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
WarPaint Kit [162] The perfect accessory when going off to war. Fashioned after Scarlet's own personal kit, containing facial paints made of wolf's blood. Once applied, the user is said to gain the prowess of the wolf. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Official Ninja Kit [163] The Official Hiro Ninja Kit is a custom fit accessory set for any wannabe ninja. Contains: ninja suit for those stealthy attacks, grappling hook for those difficult larcenies, ninja guide book as penned by Hiro himself. Warning - not for novices. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Leukaemia Teddy Bear [164] Soft and fluffy, it likes to be cuddled and can comfort you on those lonely nights. But beware: mistreatment of your Leukaemia Teddy Bear will result in a mighty slap from its paws of steel. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Chocobo Flute [165] Long thought to be lost forever this small item was found in the far reaches of Torn City by CloudFFVII. Many believe peace of mind and swiftness in battle are brought to the holder of this charm. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Annoying Man [166] This little annoying man can be seen on IRC and on MSN annoying people and getting into trouble just like Manjot. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Article on Crime [167] An article written by the reporter George on specific criminals. Other $0 $0 $0 2,508
Unknown [168] This item does not exist. Unused $0 $0 $0 7
Barbie Doll [169] Equipped with Kung Fu Grip, and hot pink nail polish, this doll resembles the Admin Clansdancer. Collectible $0 $0 $0 31
Wand of Destruction [170] A very rare special weapon, this wand was created by The Great Pumpkin himself to wreak havoc on Torn City.

The Wand of Destruction is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 7
Jack-O-Lantern '05 [171] Given out by The Great Pumpkin, to good boys and girls all across Torn City. Collectible $0 $0 $0 368
Gas Can [172] An ordinary looking gas can such as what one would find at an ordinary gas station.

Effect: Required for Arson crime
Other $0 $2 $180,600 132,937
Butterfly Knife [173] A small knife, deadly in the right hands. The handles fold up to conceal the blade of this dangerous weapon.

The Butterfly Knife is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $1,750 $1,200 $1,121 89,826
XM8 Rifle [174] Lightweight assault rifle, deadly when fired up close. Can break through the toughest armor.

The XM8 Rifle is a Rifle type of weapon.
Primary $12,500 $9,000 $9,666 73,169
Taser [175] An electroshock gun, non lethal, but will land your opponent in the hospital for a while just as quickly as a more aggressive weapon will.

The Taser is a Mechanical type of weapon.
Melee $5,500 $4,250 $4,020 67,904
Chain Mail [176] Chain Mail consists of a series of individual metal rings linked together to form a mesh, resulting in a flexible yet resilient barrier capable of protecting the wearer during hand-to-hand combat. This form of armor was most commonly used by European warriors between 300 BC - 1600 AD, but today is mostly worn by overweight war reenactors who like to play dress-up on the weekends. Defensive $4,000 $3,100 $3,109 55,334
Cobra Derringer [177] A small, lightweight pistol. For some people two bullets are all you need.

The Cobra Derringer is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $70,000 $55,000 $54,351 48,344
Flak Jacket [178] Marine issued armor. Sturdy and effective against most small caliber rounds. Defensive $7,500 $4,750 $4,567 65,152
Birthday Cake '05 [179] A slice of cake left over from Torn's first birthday. Collectible $0 $0 $0 881
Bottle of Beer [180] Just the thing for when you're looking to kick back after a hard day in the City. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 1 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Alcohol $10 $5 $3,758 90,067,356
Bottle of Champagne [181] Celebrate an occasion or show your special someone just how much you care with this bottle of champagne. Imported from France. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 1 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Alcohol $4,500 $3,100 $3,912 735,693
Soap on a Rope [182] Necessity for the often-jailed felon. Other $50 $10 $176 6,109,947
Single Red Rose [183] For when words alone just aren't enough to say how you feel. Flower $175 $100 $734 17,477,346
Bunch of Black Roses [184] Not sure your opponent got the meaning of that 4 hour hospital stay? Make SURE you get your point across with this bouquet of black roses. Flower $500 $300 $796 2,574,405
Bunch of Balloons '05 [185] Large bunch of brightly coloured balloons left over from the First Birthday of Torn City. How they stay inflated after the party's over, no one will ever figure out. Collectible $0 $0 $0 832
Sheep Plushie [186] Baaaaaa. Plushie $25 $15 $673 44,167,933
Teddy Bear Plushie [187] Soft plush teddy bear for your special someone to cuddle up with when you're not around. Plushie $30 $10 $685 42,221,180
Cracked Crystal Ball [188] A small glass globe with several deep cracks running through it. How can this be of any use? Collectible $0 $5 $0 0
S&W Revolver [189] Smith and Wesson revolver, commonly used in the game of Russian Roulette.

The S&W Revolver is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $0 $900 $18,925 107,673
C4 Explosive [190] A C4 high-explosive device. Other $0 $0 $300,000 101,014
Memory Locket [191] It has a picture of a happy family inside it. Other $0 $0 $875,000 88,843
Rainbow Stud Earring [192] This earring is a symbol of Pride and Love. Collectible $0 $0 $0 5
Hamster Toy [193] Small plush hamster in a plastic ball. Replica of the one that powers parts of the TC Database and cause for most of the lag when he takes a weekend off. Known to annoy kittens and ducks alike he seems to like only one rather isolated admin. Collectible $0 $0 $0 10
Snowflake '05 [194] A small crystal snowflake made especially for the 2005 Xmas season. Collectible $0 $0 $0 117
Christmas Tree '05 [195] A fully decorated Christmas tree, perfect for decorating your home for the 2005 Christmas season. Collectible $0 $0 $0 120
Cannabis [196] Said to improve one's concentration and nerve.

Effect: Increases nerve by 2-3. Includes side effects.
Drug $0 $0 $5,530 5,185,318
Ecstasy [197] Improves one's happiness.

Effect: Doubles happiness.
Drug $0 $0 $41,410 1,682,096
Ketamine [198] Raises one's defense temporarily, resulting in lower strength and speed.

Effect: Temporarily increases Defense by 50%. Includes side effects.
Drug $0 $0 $38,890 619,865
LSD [199] Increases one's energy, nerve and happiness.

Effect: Increases energy by 50, nerve by 5, and happiness by 200-500. Includes side effects.
Drug $0 $0 $44,432 882,494
Opium [200] Said to relieve a large amount of pain.

Effect: Removes all hospital time and replenishes life to 50%. Temporarily increases Defense by 30%.
Drug $0 $0 $76,743 351,312
PCP [201] Momentarily improves one's strength and dexterity.

Effect: Temporarily increases Strength and Dexterity by 20%. Increases happiness by 250.
Drug $0 $0 $78,409 242,288
Mr Torn Crown '07 [202] Awarded to GZUS [18690] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2007! Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Shrooms [203] Said to increase one's happiness at the cost of some energy.

Effect: Increases happiness by 500 and reduces energy by 25. Includes side effects.
Drug $0 $0 $13,714 697,648
Speed [204] Increases speed for a short period, but lowers dexterity at the same time.

Effect: Temporarily increases Speed by 20%. Increases happiness by 50. Includes side effects.
Drug $0 $0 $155,903 212,405
Vicodin [205] Temporarily passively increases all statistics while attacking or defending by 25%.

Effect: Temporarily increases all battle stats by 25%. Increases happiness by 75.
Drug $0 $0 $1,295 17,308,359
Xanax [206] Increases one's energy.

Effect: Increases energy by 250 and happiness by 75. Includes side effects.
Drug $0 $0 $835,684 4,209,403
Ms Torn Crown '07 [207] Awarded to Vixen_ [140202] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2007! Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Unknown [208] This item does not exist. Unused $0 $0 $0 0
Box of Sweet Hearts [209] Fun filled heart shaped candies with messages for your loved ones. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $500 $250 $696 3,433,143
Bag of Chocolate Kisses [210] Sweet candy kiss for the one you love. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $150 $100 $655 10,583,964
Crazy Cow [211] This is the most Famous Cow of Torn City protector of innocent pets, punisher of the scammer but watch out! Get to close to him and BOOM You have Mad Cow Disease. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Legend's Urn [212] This item is a urn holding all of the ashes of fallen legends killed by the Legend Killer himself. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Dreamcatcher [213] DL's dream catcher. Hung above a bed or in a window, catches bad dreams while good dreams slip on by. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Brutus Keychain [214] This key chain stands as proof the bearer has survived a brush with the mammoth known as Brutus. Collectible $0 $0 $0 28
Kitten Plushie [215] A small plush kitten. Rumour has it, if you pet its nose it will purr, but is more often heard saying Rawr! Plushie $50 $25 $739 40,133,154
Single White Rose [216] Found only near Valentine's Day in Torn City, this rose would be the perfect gift for your loved one on that special day. Collectible $0 $0 $0 351
Claymore Sword [217] The claymore is the mother of all broadswords. It's a huge, two-handed thing, approx 4ft long. Do you have the strength to wield this monster?

The Claymore Sword is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $100,000 $75,000 $73,463 38,078
Crossbow [218] A crossbow has more impact damage than a normal bow and is capable of easily piercing metal.

The Crossbow is a Piercing type of weapon.
Secondary $900 $750 $868 79,080
Enfield SA-80 [219] Gas-powered Enfield SA80 rifles have been the weapon of choice for the British Armed Forces since the 1980's. This edition comes with iron sights as standard, but various telescopic sights can be added to increase its aiming accuracy.

The Enfield SA-80 is a Rifle type of weapon.
Primary $250,000 $200,000 $206,121 93,688
Grenade [220] A small hand-held bomb. Pull the pin, count to three, then throw it at your enemy.

The Grenade is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $10,000 $7,000 $6,990 7,647,764
Stick Grenade [221] Stick grenades are less powerful and have shorter fuses than their British counterparts, but weigh significantly less.

The Stick Grenade is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $8,000 $6,500 $7,961 352,740
Flash Grenade [222] Often used to blind opponents, can give an edge in battle that is very hard to overcome.

Effect: Opponent becomes Blinded, decreasing Speed to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.

The Flash Grenade is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $12,000 $10,000 $31,864 2,842,098
Jackhammer [223] A gas operated, fully automatic only shotgun. Able to fire 240 rounds per minute, this is not your average shotgun.

The Jackhammer is a Shotgun type of weapon.
Primary $5,000,000 $4,000,000 $4,000,619 51,261
Swiss Army Knife [224] Elegant and light weight pocket knife, with several useful tools integrated.

The Swiss Army Knife is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $2,500 $2,000 $1,901 160,003
Mag 7 [225] Shotgun intended specially for close combat and operations in confined spaces, like the room-to-room searches.

The Mag 7 is a Shotgun type of weapon.
Primary $60,000 $50,000 $49,944 58,747
Smoke Grenade [226] Typically used to send signals or create a smokescreen, this grenade can be used to temporarily blind your opponent, to allow you the upper hand in attacking.

Effect: Opponent becomes Smoked, decreasing Speed to 1/3rd for 120-180 seconds.

The Smoke Grenade is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $20,000 $15,000 $103,630 2,160,141
Spear [227] A spear is an ancient weapon used for hunting and war, consisting of a shaft, usually of wood, with a sharpened head.

The Spear is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $600 $400 $400 60,998
Vektor CR-21 [228] Its futuristic looks are the result of the fact that the entire stock is made of a high-impact polymer. The only metal to be seen on the outside is part of the barrel and the flash-suppressor.

The Vektor CR-21 is a Rifle type of weapon.
Primary $7,500 $6,500 $6,133 59,366
Claymore Mine [229] The mine contains 700 steel spheres (10.5 grains) and 1-1/2 pound layer of composition C-4 explosive and is initiated by an electric blasting cap.

The Claymore Mine is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $15,000 $11,000 $11,650 162,166
Flare Gun [230] Can work as a weapon in a pinch, but only as a last resort. Works best as a device to create light in some of the darker missions.

The Flare Gun is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $300 $200 $202 81,422
Heckler & Koch SL8 [231] H&K SL8 is a lightweight semi automatic gas powered rifle. With a unique stock design this dependable weapon is widely sought after.

The Heckler & Koch SL8 is a Rifle type of weapon.
Primary $45,000 $35,000 $34,316 44,565
SIG 550 [232] The SIG 550 is a custom assault rifle. With a 20 round magazine this weapon can switch between semi automatic and full automatic firing with a flip of a switch.

The SIG 550 is a Rifle type of weapon.
Primary $65,000 $55,000 $140,722 39,380
BT MP9 [233] Offers a lower and more controllable rate of fire compared to other handguns, is also small enough to be effectively fired with one hand.

The BT MP9 is a SMG type of weapon.
Secondary $55,000 $40,000 $39,528 133,984
Chain Whip [234] Oriental version of the flail. Consists of 4 to 6 iron bars linked end to end by short lengths of chain.

The Chain Whip is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $2,500 $2,000 $2,952 20,924
Wooden Nunchakus [235] Consists of two wooden bars linked by a short length of chain.

The Wooden Nunchakus is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $5,000 $4,000 $4,570 20,593
Kama [236] A simple but very sharp and potentially deadly weapon like a small sickle, a favourite of ninjas.

The Kama is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $50,000 $40,000 $43,900 14,033
Kodachi [237] This 2-foot blade is considered too short to be classified as a sword, and yet at the same time it is too long to be a dagger. Consisting of a curved, single-edged blade, the Kodachi was wielded by Samurai during Japan's feudal period, and it may also have been used by civilians, who were not permitted to own longer swords such as those used by warriors and officials.

The Kodachi is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $95,000 $80,000 $83,260 118,571
Sai [238] The sai's distinctive shape makes it a versatile weapon. With skill, it can be used effectively against a long sword by trapping the sword's blade between the sai's blade and the tsuba and breaking it with a twist of the hand.

The Sai is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $1,000 $700 $791 35,249
Ninja Star [239] A lethal throwing weapon that can pierce an opponent's body before they realize an attack is under way. Conceal them, and then throw them underhand at an enemy when they least expect it.

The Ninja Star is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $500 $400 $1,544 895,098
Type 98 Anti Tank [240] Developed by the Chinese in the late ’90s, the Type 98 Anti-Tank is capable of firing unguided, high-explosive 120mm projectiles over a distance of nearly 2km. The weapon can be fired from the shoulder with minimal recoil and has been nicknamed the “Queen Bee” by its proponents.

The Type 98 Anti Tank is a Heavy artillery type of weapon.
Secondary $25,000,000 $17,000,000 $16,989,816 20,949
Bushmaster Carbon 15 [241] This top of the line assault weapon weighs less than three and a half pounds. A very effective weapon, regardless of the user's stats.

The Bushmaster Carbon 15 is a SMG type of weapon.
Primary $15,000 $10,000 $10,000 74,278
HEG [242] A fragmentation grenade used to shock and stun the enemy and cause casualties up to a maximum of 190 metres from the point of burst.

The HEG is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $20,000 $15,000 $15,012 7,337,769
Taurus [243] This firearm has been engineered for reliability, accuracy and durability. One of the best low priced weapons you can buy.

The Taurus is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $650 $400 $362 156,187
Blowgun [244] Most often used with poison darts, can be quite effective if you don't wish your target to know they are under attack until it's far too late.

The Blowgun is a Piercing type of weapon.
Secondary $2,500 $2,000 $5,317 123,948
Bo Staff [245] A long stick carried in the hand. Can't take too much chopping, but its smooth reversal ability makes it a fluid and versatile weapon when used with skill.

The Bo Staff is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $500 $300 $260 61,508
Fireworks [246] A fascinating mix of charcoal, sulphur and saltpetre compressed into a bamboo tube. Traditionally fireworks are the sign of getting rid of the old and welcoming the new. When this is ignited and thrown at an opponent they will get a nasty surprise!

The Fireworks is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $500 $300 $2,500 307,548
Katana [247] Curved, single-edged sword, or dao, traditionally used by the Japanese samurai. In well trained hands, a deadly weapon.

The Katana is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $16,000 $13,000 $13,097 67,116
Qsz-92 [248] Most recent development of the Chinese state arms factories. Dual stack magazine holds 15 rounds. Front part of the frame under the barrel is shaped as an accessory rail to accept laser sights or flash lights.

The Qsz-92 is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $90,000 $70,000 $66,637 81,910
SKS Carbine [249] This gun, with the proper cartridges, will serve for deer hunting, pest and predator control, and emergency self defense.

The SKS Carbine is a Rifle type of weapon.
Primary $6,500 $5,000 $6,057 45,464
Twin Tiger Hooks [250] This versatile and lethal weapon combines the abilities of a sword, cane and dagger. Perfect for trapping, blocking and slashing.

The Twin Tiger Hooks is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $50,000 $40,000 $41,833 14,199
Wushu Double Axes [251] This is a pair of lethal axes first forged by the legendary Wushu Warrior Li Kwei. Designed to launch a flurry attack at the enemy, hacking and slashing them to pieces.

The Wushu Double Axes is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $75,000 $60,000 $87,625 18,625
Ithaca 37 [252] One of the oldest pump action shotguns still in production, this is a favourite of several generations.

The Ithaca 37 is a Shotgun type of weapon.
Primary $10,000 $7,000 $6,906 54,079
Lorcin 380 [253] This is the handgun most frequently submitted by law enforcement agencies for tracing in connection to violent crimes. Very low quality, so very much a "use and discard" weapon for short-range attacks.

The Lorcin 380 is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $300 $200 $167 137,966
S&W M29 [254] A six shot double action revolver chambered for the .44 Magnum cartridge. It will also chamber and fire .44 Special cartridges.

The S&W M29 is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $40,000 $25,000 $329,000 31,017
Flamethrower [255] Built like a backpack, with dual tanks to hold the highly flammable gas. Be careful though, a well placed bullet could be the end of this powerful weapon.. and the person carrying it.

The Flamethrower is a Heavy artillery type of weapon.
Secondary $3,000,000 $2,500,000 $2,497,335 49,701
Tear Gas [256] Typically used for riot control, this non-lethal gas will temporarily blind your opponent, possibly giving you a bit of an advantage in battle.

Effect: Opponent becomes Gassed, decreasing Dexterity to 1/3rd for 120-180 seconds.

The Tear Gas is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $15,000 $10,000 $63,232 1,138,384
Throwing Knife [257] To make the best use of this weapon, skill and practice are needed, but in the right hands, this could be used for a devastating attack.

The Throwing Knife is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $35,000 $30,000 $29,454 341,213
Jaguar Plushie [258] Modelled after the third largest cat in the world, this small spotted plushie could be easily confused for a leopard. Plushie $10,000 $8,000 $17,524 4,003,017
Mayan Statue [259] Small, dark jade statue of the Mayan God Quetzacoatl. Quetzalcoatl is the god of human sustenance, penitence, self-sacrifice, re-birth and butterflies. Other $500 $350 $2,135 649,321
Dahlia [260] Spectacular pink bloom with pointed petals, this is the national flower of Mexico. Flower $300 $250 $2,720 7,682,975
Wolverine Plushie [261] The wolverine has been described as the fiercest creature on earth, but this small plush version will only growl if you pull its tail. Plushie $30 $25 $10,385 5,209,390
Hockey Stick [262] Replica of the sticks used in the 1920 Olympics, the first year Hockey was recognized as an official Olympic sport. The Winnipeg Falcons had the honour of taking the Gold medal home to Canada. Other $400 $300 $1,049 1,464,483
Crocus [263] This bright blue flower is often considered the national flower of Canada. Flower $600 $400 $8,938 4,163,921
Orchid [264] Delicate pink flower, the orchid may not be a native of Hawaii, but it has made the transition to this tropical climate with ease. Flower $700 $500 $30,415 3,459,055
Pele Charm [265] Small golden charm of the goddess Pele, bought on your recent trip to the Big Island. Other $2,000 $1,800 $2,861 809,445
Nessie Plushie [266] Hidden in the depths of the Loch. Seeing this mythical creature will leave a lasting impression. Plushie $200 $150 $42,377 4,711,046
Heather [267] Believed to bring good luck to who possess it. These spiky purple and white flowers cover the hillsides of Scotland. Flower $5,000 $4,000 $47,515 2,941,014
Red Fox Plushie [268] Small dark red fox plushie, will serve as a memento from your trip to Britain, and your participation in a local Fox Hunt. Plushie $1,000 $750 $43,608 4,726,393
Monkey Plushie [269] Small plush monkey, made in the image of the simians, often seen around the forests of Argentina. Plushie $400 $300 $48,329 4,490,965
Soccer Ball [270] Replica of the ball used in the 1930 World Cup final between Argentina and Uruguay. Other $50 $30 $2,998 656,446
Ceibo Flower [271] This unusual red flower is the national flower of Argentina. Flower $500 $350 $42,839 3,029,219
Edelweiss [272] Small white blooms are the hallmark of this Swiss national flower. Flower $900 $700 $12,707 7,674,877
Chamois Plushie [273] Small plushie of a Mountain Goat. Plushie $400 $300 $24,858 8,560,690
Panda Plushie [274] One of the most recognizable endangered species, Xiong Mao, as they are called in Chinese, instantly bring to mind bamboo forests and quiet contemplation. Plushie $400 $300 $71,745 4,679,446
Jade Buddha [275] In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. - Buddha Other $12,000 $10,000 $28,333 145,744
Peony [276] While China has no official national flower, the peony, with its ruffled, pale pink blooms, is widely recognized as the national favourite. Flower $5,000 $4,000 $74,857 3,007,572
Cherry Blossom [277] This beautiful pink blossom is often considered the official flower of Japan. Flower $500 $300 $63,478 3,073,196
Kabuki Mask [278] Used in traditional Japanese theatre productions, this beautiful mask can serve as a reminder of your recent trip to Tokyo. Clothing $10,000 $7,000 $15,249 121,326
Maneki Neko [279] Meant to bring good fortune and prosperity to its owner, this little cat is more than just a good luck charm. Other $50,000 $35,000 $76,662 112,964
Elephant Statue [280] This ancient ivory statue is made from the tusks of the very animal it represents,and harvesting the tusks for such artworks is ironically bringing the elephant to the brink of extinction. Other $500 $300 $4,624 579,488
Lion Plushie [281] This small plushie is modelled after the African lion. Squeeze his tummy to hear him roar. Plushie $400 $300 $74,105 6,138,714
African Violet [282] While not the national flower for Africa, this beautiful purple plant will remind you of your recent trip to the Southern African plains. Flower $2,000 $1,500 $60,390 4,576,445
Donator Pack [283] A Torn City donator pack. Using this will credit you with 31 donator days and give you 50 points!

Effect: Provides 31 days of donator status and 50 points upon opening.
Special $0 $22,350,000 $22,604,407 144,376
Bronze Paint Brush [284] This item was given for third place in one of the many art competitions held by Torn City Staff. Collectible $0 $0 $0 32
Silver Paint Brush [285] This item was given for second place in one of the many art competitions held by Torn City Staff. Collectible $0 $0 $0 30
Gold Paint Brush [286] This item was given for first place in one of the many art competitions held by Torn City Staff. Collectible $0 $0 $0 27
Pand0ra's Box [287] After being hidden for years this ancient relic has resurfaced. Mysterious wonders or tragic events await the owner. Open the box if you dare--but following your curiosity may take you down unexpected paths. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Mr Brownstone Doll [288] This rocked out doll will get up around seven Get outta bed around nine And dont worry about nothing 'cause worryin is a waste of ...time. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Dual Axes [289] Only a well trained individual would even dare to attempt to dual wield these weapons.

The Dual Axes is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 1,080
Dual Hammers [290] Only a well trained individual, ideally with some experience in carpentry, would even dare to attempt to dual wield these weapons.

The Dual Hammers is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 3,376
Dual Scimitars [291] Only a well trained individual would even dare to attempt to dual wield these weapons, and even then only after several puffs on a hookah.

The Dual Scimitars is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 2,208
Dual Samurai Swords [292] Only a well trained individual, wearing a classy kimono, would even dare to attempt to dual wield these weapons.

The Dual Samurai Swords is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 2,465
Japanese/English Dictionary [293] This Dictionary can aid you in translating words and symbols from Japanese to English or vice-versa. Other $0 $0 $0 14,133
Bottle of Sake [294] This is an alcoholic beverage much like wine, made from rice and drunk by Japanese for centuries. Sake is drunk before and after many Japanese events. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 1 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Alcohol $39 $0 $3,925 526,449
Oriental Log [295] This piece of Japanese oak looks ancient. It has Japanese symbols carved all over it. Strangely, written in English on the bottom of the log there is the name 'Master Keneshi'. Other $0 $0 $0 25,048
Oriental Log Translation [296] On a piece of paper is written: He who chooses to undertake the mastery of dual weaponry need only speak my name. Other $0 $0 $0 8,596
YouYou Yo Yo [297] You can walk the dog, rock the cradle but be careful, this YouYou YoYo could turn you into meme! Collectible $0 $0 $0 25
Monkey Cuffs [298] These shiny steel manacles are used by MoNKeY to capture and restrain the bad guys of Torn City. Some lucky ladies hint they have a more naughty purpose! Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Jester's Cap [299] A constant reminder that you should never take things too seriously. Wearing this cap will allow you to act a fool and be praised for it. Collectible $0 $0 $0 29
Gibal's Dragonfly [300] Gibal rides around Torn City on her dragonfly looking for wrong-doers. Once caught they are locked up for good! Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Green Ornament [301] This ornament was given to Officers of Torn City for Xmas in recognition of a job well done for their time served as staff. Other $0 $0 $0 122
Purple Ornament [302] This ornament was given to Helpers of Torn City for Xmas in recognition of a job well done for their time served as staff. Other $0 $0 $0 137
Blue Ornament [303] This ornament was given to Mods of Torn City for Xmas in recognition of a job well done for their time served as staff. Other $0 $0 $0 108
Purple Bell [304] This ornament was given to Admins of Torn City for Xmas in recognition of a job well done for their time served as staff. Other $0 $0 $0 16
Mistletoe [305] A kiss under the mistletoe is said to bring good luck for the year ahead. Why not share this tradition with someone special this year? Other $0 $5 $490,204 12,531
Mini Sleigh [306] A miniature replica of the very same one Santa uses when delivering presents to the good boys and girls of Torn City. Other $0 $5 $398,667 9,367
Snowman [307] Comes complete with silk top hat, button nose and two eyes made out of coal. Perfect winter decoration for any home. Other $0 $5 $750,000 9,440
Christmas Gnome [308] A small misshapen mischievous sprite who makes Christmas wishes of 2006 come true. Other $0 $5 $895,551 9,536
Gingerbread House [309] Snowdrifts of icing, walls of gingerbread: this house is a replica of the first home decorated for Xmas in Torn City. Other $0 $5 $301,003 11,012
Lollipop [310] Tasty fruity candy lolly for lovers, friends, whiny noobs and spoilt brats alike to enjoy! Available in strawberry, blueberry, banana and chocolate flavours. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $25 $10 $600 50,145,097
Mardi Gras Beads [311] These beads are from the Mardi Gras and thrown by Body. Do you have what it takes to get a set of them? Collectible $0 $0 $0 25
Devil Toy [312] Tasmanian devil that is. This little fella has been known to create havoc wherever he goes including staff channels, faction forums and anywhere newbies lurk. Rumour has it only Tazzy can control this little whirlwind. Collectible $0 $0 $0 19
Cookie Launcher [313] A non-working replica of Mix's Cookie launcher, used to launch cookies at his IRC buddies. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Cursed Moon Pendant [314] Be wary of this sacred item. The bearer of this pendant will be put under a spell and become a slave to the evillest of all staff members, Luna. The maker of this pendant cannot be held responsible for any actions you may perform while under its spell. You have been warned. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Apartment Blueprint [315] Designs of an Apartment for construction purposes. Unused $0 $0 $0 0
Semi-Detached House Blueprint [316] Designs of a Semi-Detached house for construction purposes. Unused $0 $0 $0 0
Detached House Blueprint [317] Designs of a Detached house for construction purposes. Unused $0 $0 $0 0
Beach House Blueprint [318] Designs of a Beach house for construction purposes. Unused $0 $0 $0 0
Chalet Blueprint [319] Designs of a Chalet for construction purposes. Unused $0 $0 $0 0
Villa Blueprint [320] Designs of a Villa for construction purposes. Unused $0 $0 $0 0
Penthouse Blueprint [321] Designs of a Penthouse for construction purposes. Unused $0 $0 $0 0
Mansion Blueprint [322] Designs of a Mansion for construction purposes. Unused $0 $0 $0 0
Ranch Blueprint [323] Designs of a Ranch for construction purposes. Unused $0 $0 $0 0
Palace Blueprint [324] Designs of a Palace for construction purposes. Unused $0 $0 $0 0
Castle Blueprint [325] Designs of a Castle for construction purposes. Unused $0 $0 $0 0
Printing Paper [326] Paper, very similar to the type money is printed on.

Effect: Required for counterfeiting money
Other $75,000 $0 $54,300 50,608
Blank Tokens [327] Blank casino token slugs.

Effect: Required for counterfeiting casino tokens
Other $100,000 $0 $65,275 70,091
Blank Credit Cards [328] Blank credit cards without any data on them.

Effect: Required for counterfeiting credit cards
Other $125,000 $0 $86,028 49,475
Skateboard [329] Device used for transportation and entertainment.

Effect: Permanently increases Speed by 1%. Increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.
Booster $450,000,000 $200 $407,523,809 5,047
Boxing Gloves [330] Worn to protect hands during a boxing event.

Effect: Permanently increases Defense by 1%. Increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.
Booster $450,000,000 $200 $444,560,000 4,874
Dumbbells [331] Device used to increase muscle mass.

Effect: Permanently increases Strength by 1%. Increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.
Booster $450,000,000 $200 $447,200,000 4,449
Combat Vest [332] This prototype armor improves on the build of the Outer Tactical Vest to bring its wearer even more protection, making it the lightest, most technologically advanced piece of protective armor ever issued to the Armed Forces of the United States. Defensive $3,500,000 $2,700,000 $3,718,920 46,618
Liquid Body Armor [333] Liquid polyethylene glycol and hard nano-particles of silica combined and soaked into all layers of kevlar to make a uniquely flexible and lightweight body armor with amazing stopping power. Top Secret development model! Defensive $7,500,000 $4,500,000 $9,850,000 18,250
Flexible Body Armor [334] Classified! Top Secret! Defensive $15,000,000 $9,000,000 $13,062,475 36,673
Stick of Dynamite [335] A small stick of dynamite. This thing could cause a lot of damage if used in the right place...

Effect: Required for Bombing crime
Other $50,000 $35,000 $45,000 62,396
Cesium-137 [336] A man made radioactive element produced by breaking up uranium atoms. It remains dangerous for hundreds of years until losing its radiation.

Effect: Component used in the construction of a Dirty Bomb
Special $0 $0 $0 6,273
Dirty Bomb [337] A weapon which combines radioactive material with explosives. A dirty bomb would be unlikely to cause many deaths; its main purpose would be to cause a mass panic.

Effect: Damages a faction's respect and cripples its members with radiation poisoning and hospital time.
Special $0 $0 $0 38
Sh0rty's Surfboard [338] Feel the force of Sh0rty's surfboard as he rides past you working his way around Torn City! Collectible $0 $0 $0 24
Puzzle Piece [339] This oddly shaped item was left over from the last time its owner, Chris, attempted to do a puzzle. Holds some importance.... Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Hunny Pot [340] This Hunny pot is gold plated and is filled with all the yummy sweetness of honey from contented bees. It is believed to contain the source of Acid's sweetness. Collectible $0 $0 $0 22
Seductive Stethoscope [341] The enigmatic Drmark uses this cold instrument to pick up the heated flutter of a lovestruck lady or the palpitations of a troubled wrongdoer, keeping the population of Torn City healthy. Collectible $0 $0 $0 21
Dollar Bill Collectible [342] This item is so rare that only a few bills were printed. It can only be obtained on the item market during Dollar Day Sales. It costs one dollar to purchase, but due to limited printing it is worth a small fortune. Collectible $0 $0 $0 78
Backstage Pass [343] This backstage pass gave special benefits to its holder by allowing them to have met performers after concerts held by Torn City Radio. Collectible $0 $0 $0 21
Chemi's Magic Potion [344] This homemade pink brew is powerful, one sip will leave you feeling like you can beat anyone. Collectible $0 $0 $0 18
Pack of Trojans [345] Magnum rubbers for the gangster who really knows how to use his gun. Other $0 $0 $0 1,952
Pair of High Heels [346] High Heels - essential weaponry in the control of the male species. Ho or Foe, still can be used to smack an average Joe.

The Pair of High Heels is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 4,206
Thong [347] Thongs...Not a wise choice if you have too much junk in your trunk. Clothing $0 $0 $9,999,998 4,639
Hazmat Suit [348] A fully encapsulating garment worn as protection from hazardous materials or substances.

Effect: Immunity to Nerve Gas, Tear Gas, Pepper Spray, and Sand
Defensive $0 $0 $0 357
Flea Collar [349] Keep those pesky critters away whilst swinging round the city. A rare must-have before it was discontinued. Reminiscent of golden times. The tag reads "Shadow Still a pup". Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Dunkin's Donut [350] The feeling of invincibility gained by eating one of these cream filled masterpieces has been known to make HOF factions tremble with fear. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Amazon Doll [351] Modeled after Wild_Irish_Btch, this doll shows that women can stomp your face into the ground while towering above the men of Torn City. Doll comes equipped with a bag of Cheetos, a Teddy Bear plushie, a replica of Brutus, and an avid love of midgets. Collectible $0 $0 $0 19
BBQ Smoker [352] You have to be pretty fast to steal the brisket inside this smoker. Which just happened to be stolen right after this collectible was made. Body and a drifter hobo were both seen eating brisket in the vicinity shortly afterwards. st0ne was last seen crying in his backyard. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Bag of Cheetos [353] A jumbo bag of these orange cheese twists for late nights on the job. Favored by midgets of all types. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Motorbike [354] You can often find Numbat tearing it up through the city's darkest streets on this, seeking prey. Beware the spiked tires! Collectible $0 $0 $0 19
Citrus Squeezer [355] Commonly used by lem0n to put the squeeze on during lengthy interrogations. Also handy to make a refreshing drink on a warm day. Collectible $0 $0 $0 19
Superman Shades [356] Said to bestow Superman-like powers on the wearer, these ordinary looking shades are rumoured to make all of your stats appear the same. Collectible $0 $0 $0 19
Kevlar Helmet [357] Standard infantry combat wear in the US military. The shell is made from kevlar, a ballistic aramid fabric treated with a phenolic resin system. Collectible $0 $0 $0 19
Raw Ivory [358] A raw elephant tusk. A hard, smooth yellowish-white substance. Other $0 $0 $0 20,893
Fine Chisel [359] A tool with a cutting edge on its end. This particular type of chisel can be used to sculpt ivory.

The Fine Chisel is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 12,178
Ivory Walking Cane [360] A handmade walking cane. Used by some of the oldest citizens in Torn City, helping them to get around while they commit various crimes and attend physiotherapy gym sessions.

The Ivory Walking Cane is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 12,481
Neumune Tablet [361] Neumune, an androstenediol, was introduced as a radiation countermeasure by the US Armed Forces Radiobiology Research Institute and has begun production in Switzerland. Neumune is in Investigational New Drug (IND) status and Phase I trials have been performed.

Effect: Reduces radiation hospital time by 3 hours and radiation effect by 12 hours. Increases medical cooldown by 3 hours.
Medical $6,500,000 $0 $741,885 185,892
Mr Torn Crown '08 [362] Awarded to -KC [130919] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2008! Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Ms Torn Crown '08 [363] Awarded to AylaTayla [350383] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2008! Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Box of Grenades [364] A box of 100 grenades, courtesy of the Eaglewood mercenary group.

Effect: Provides 100 Grenades or 100 HEGs when opened.
Supply Pack $0 $0 $1,080,259 409,262
Box of Medical Supplies [365] A box of medical supplies, courtesy of the Torn City Health Service.

Effect: Provides 20 Morphine, 20 Empty Blood Bags, 30 First Aid Kits, or 50 Small First Aid Kits when opened.
Supply Pack $0 $0 $249,980 2,369,080
Erotic DVD [366] An Erotic DVD, courtesy of the Performance Ribaldry Network.

Effect: Increases happiness by 2,500 and booster cooldown by 6 hours.
Booster $0 $0 $2,789,906 1,978,801
Feathery Hotel Coupon [367] A coupon to stay at one of the world's best hotels, courtesy of the Feathery Hotels Group.

Effect: Refills energy. Increases happiness by 500 and booster cooldown by 6 hours.
Booster $0 $0 $14,374,797 1,733,467
Lawyer Business Card [368] This card has the number of a professional defense lawyer on it, courtesy of the Legal Authorities Group.

Effect: Removes all jail time and increases booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Booster $0 $0 $506,905 498,109
Lottery Voucher [369] A lottery voucher which can be traded in for 100 lottery tickets for the weekly draw, courtesy of the Lucky Shot Casino.

Effect: Provides 100 Lucky Shot Lotto tickets when used.
Supply Pack $0 $0 $1,024,640 2,457,922
Drug Pack [370] A drug pack from Symbiotic Ltd. Contains either 10x Xanax or 10x Vicodin.

Effect: Provides 10 Xanax or 10 Vicodin when opened.
Supply Pack $0 $0 $4,174,003 1,456,336
Dark Doll [371] Legend has it that this doll was made in the darkest depths of a castle by the typing of a keyboard. It is said that whenever someone needs help, another thread is woven deep within the doll. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Empty Box [372] An empty box. Items can be placed in to this box turning it into a parcel. It can then be sent to other people.

Effect: Can be filled with items to create a Parcel.
Other $5 $3 $389 6,878,233
Parcel [373] A parcel containing one or more items.

Effect: Can be opened to receive the items inside.
Supply Pack $0 $0 $0 240,767
Birthday Present [374] A birthday present, containing one or more items.

Effect: Can be opened to receive the items inside.
Supply Pack $0 $0 $0 29,003
Present [375] A present neatly wrapped with generic wrapping paper, containing one or more items.

Effect: Can be opened to receive the items inside.
Supply Pack $0 $0 $0 88,463
Christmas Present [376] A Christmas present, containing one or more items.

Effect: Can be opened to receive the items inside.
Supply Pack $0 $0 $0 35,083
Birthday Wrapping Paper [377] A roll of expensive birthday wrapping paper. Can be used on a parcel to turn it into a birthday present.

Effect: Wraps parcels turning them into Birthday Presents.
Other $30 $20 $699 841,654
Generic Wrapping Paper [378] A roll of standard wrapping paper. Can be used on a parcel to turn it into a present.

Effect: Wraps parcels turning them into Presents.
Other $20 $15 $548 1,196,624
Christmas Wrapping Paper [379] A roll of expensive Christmas wrapping paper. Can be used on a parcel to turn it into a Christmas present.

Effect: Wraps parcels turning them into Christmas Presents.
Other $30 $20 $1,073 1,275,380
Small Explosive Device [380] A very small explosive device. Generally used in parcels to give the opener a nasty surprise.

Effect: Can be hidden inside a parcel to hospitalize someone for 5 hours upon opening.
Special $0 $0 $5,871,503 89,636
Gold Laptop [381] Stun others with this exclusive limited edition solid gold laptop. Crafted from one single block of 99.9% pure gold. Use it while travelling, if your arms can bear the weight.

Effect: Can be used to access additional services while traveling and program viruses.
Electronic $8,000,000,000 $0 $0 9
Gold Plated AK-47 [382] One of the best rifles in the world, made even better. This highly tuned, gold plated AK-47 Kalashnikov will send fear coursing through the blood of your enemies. Configured to fire an extended magazine of ammunition, it's not the cheapest, but it'll certainly leave a mark.

The Gold Plated AK-47 is a Rifle type of weapon.
Primary $25,000,000,000 $0 $0 239
Platinum PDA [383] This luxury, platinum plated personal data assistant has a large storage area for contacts. Boosting your friend and enemy capacity by 500, you'll never be without company again.

Effect: Increases friends list and enemies list capacity by +500.
Electronic $12,000,000,000 $0 $0 2
Camel Plushie [384] This rare camel plushie will instantly remind you of Arabian nights within the U.A.E. Plushie $14,000 $11,000 $94,438 4,075,657
Tribulus Omanense [385] Originating in the desert, and soon to become Dubai's official flower, the Tribulus Omanense is a hermaphroditic flower that can survive very harsh conditions. Flower $6,000 $4,000 $85,071 2,991,299
Sports Sneakers [386] This pair of limited edition sneakers will prove their value in the gym. Rumoured to increase speed gains by up to 5%, these lightweight and durable shoes will leave your enemies in the dust.

Effect: Increases speed gains in the gym by 5%.
Enhancer $14,000,000,000 $0 $0 50
Handbag [387] A platinum plated handbag to keep thieves at bay. Its diamond studs will deliver a nasty blow to any opponent.

The Handbag is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $16,000,000,000 $0 $11,879,867,655 27
Pink Mac-10 [388] Don't let the pink fool you. With a seriously extended magazine this rapid fire, automatic, sub machine-gun will mow down enemies with ease.

The Pink Mac-10 is a SMG type of weapon.
Primary $23,000,000,000 $0 $0 15
Mr Torn Crown '09 [389] Awarded to GodsCurse [785385] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2009! Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Ms Torn Crown '09 [390] Awarded to Lullsbud [945705] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2009! Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Macana [391] This South American dagger with a handle of the finest Amazon timber is sharper than it looks. This extremely light, hand crafted weapon is very accurate.

The Macana is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $100,000 $80,000 $81,372 127,411
Pepper Spray [392] The spray contains 200 grams of weapons grade pepper, and once fired can incapacitate your opponent for several seconds. Perfect for that extra edge during a fight.

Effect: Opponent becomes Maced, decreasing Dexterity to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.

The Pepper Spray is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $800 $600 $1,480 13,136,030
Slingshot [393] This weapon is perfect against a more powerful opponent, although contrary to popular opinion, it was a sling, not a slingshot, which was used by David against Goliath. Thank you to the ******* pedant who pointed this out.

The Slingshot is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Secondary $0 $10 $1,080 40,913
Brick [394] The brick is a crude way to disable your opponent, but it's easily acquired from any DIY store or building site, and deadly if you can hit your target in a tender spot.

The Brick is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $5 $3 $537 132,723,378
Metal Nunchakus [395] The Metal Nunchakus are easily concealed when folded, but once opened become a weapon with lethal force for someone with Martial Arts training.

The Metal Nunchakus is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $400,000 $300,000 $398,000 59,740
Business Class Ticket [396] If you want to travel in style and comfort, the only way to do this is to travel in business class. Stretch your legs and relax. You can use this two way ticket at the travel agency, and you'll be at your destination before you know it!

Effect: Provides a return business class trip which reduces flight duration by 70%. Grants a base travel capacity of 15.
Special $0 $0 $5,955,268 77,452
Flail [397] Used by knights in ancient times, it is still a devastating weapon in the right hands. This very rare medieval flail is highly inaccurate but will deliver a massive blow to anyone standing in its way.

The Flail is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $8,000,000 $6,000,000 $7,187,999 2,865
SIG 552 [398] This rifle is a very powerful weapon and comes with a folding leaf sight.

The SIG 552 is a Rifle type of weapon.
Primary $7,500,000 $3,750,000 $5,499,999 9,693
ArmaLite M-15A4 [399] Made from the latest composites, this lightweight but powerful rifle is perfect for the experienced shooter.

The ArmaLite M-15A4 is a Rifle type of weapon.
Primary $20,000,000 $15,000,000 $16,683,333 38,397
Guandao [400] This Chinese pole weapon has a heavy blade, and a rear spike for when you swing it back around. Truly a weapon for the finest assassins. Not the best accuracy but hits hard!

The Guandao is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $200,000 $150,000 $189,333 12,759
Lead Pipe [401] The lead pipe is quite clumsy and heavy, but a big swing can result in some devastating damage to your opponent.

The Lead Pipe is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $150 $100 $101 202,212
Ice Pick [402] Nice and light, the ice pick is easy to handle, but is very sharp and can cause significant damage. Also useful for preparing drinks at parties after a hard week of crime.

The Ice Pick is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $20,000 $15,000 $15,085 25,576
Box of Tissues [403] The perfect present to dry the tears of your opponent in battle. If you win, that is.

Effect: Increases happiness by 5-20 if under 20% of maximum.
Other $20 $10 $309 7,508,549
Bandana [404] Always nice to wear on warm summer days walking around the city. But be careful as sometimes it's the mark of a gang member. Clothing $500 $300 $630 319,940
Loaf of Bread [405] Considered the staple of many diets, bread tastes best when covered slightly with butter or margarine. Other $0 $1 $0 4,968
Afro Comb [406] Perfect for those bad hair days when your hair just will not behave, the afro comb will get you ready for your date on time. Other $50,000 $30,000 $39,250 63,668
Compass [407] This was the GPS of its time, and it made sure that weary travellers could find their way even in the most difficult conditions. Other $2,500 $1,750 $12,535 263,676
Sextant [408] Modern cruiseliners do not need a sextant these days, but they are made from the finest bronze and adorn many a Captain's cabin. Other $25,000 $15,000 $0 20,395
Yucca Plant [409] Native to hot and dry climates, this ornamental plant has tough sword shaped leaves. It is also the state flower of New Mexico and is perfect for your island garden. Other $20,000 $7,500 $8,532 104,281
Fire Hydrant [410] The Fire Hydrant is needed in case of fire, especially if you have invested heavily in your property and you want the firemen to put the flames out more quickly. Other $20,000 $15,000 $30,338 108,007
Model Space Ship [411] This ship is made of die cast metal and has red LED lights. You can sit back and think about travelling where no one has gone before. Other $17,500 $13,000 $0 63,701
Sports Shades [412] The ultimate accessory when driving your GT40 with the top down on the highway, these shades are made from a non scratch material. One pair of these last a lifetime. Clothing $10,000 $3,000 $2,956 246,814
Mountie Hat [413] Worn by the Canadian Mounted Police while on duty, it can keep your head warm and dry or keep the sun out of your eyes. Clothing $30,000 $22,500 $22,775 40,748
Proda Sunglasses [414] The ultimate in city chic, these should only be worn when you want to dress to impress. Clothing $100,000 $2,000 $3,582 92,268
Ship in a Bottle [415] People always wonder how the ship got inside the bottle. If you look closely at this amazing ornament you can see tiny sailors on the deck. Other $40,000 $25,000 $49,000 22,500
Paper Weight [416] This piece of office equipment has many uses, not just for keeping paper under control on a busy desk. Truly a multi function device. Other $1,500 $1 $2,000 231,257
RS232 Cable [417] This miracle of modern computing technology is rumoured to be able to connect absolutely any two devices together. Electronic $30 $15 $386 2,175,182
Tailors Dummy [418] This dummy is not only great to try out your latest designs on. It can keep you company on lonely evenings or even serve as a deterrent to would be burglars. Other $10,000 $7,500 $29,000 29,004
Small Suitcase [419] The suitcase is something the frequent traveller cannot be without, and this one has a special lead lined hidden compartment should you need to carry contraband. This particular model will allow you to carry 2 more items back with you.

Effect: Increases travel capacity by +2. Does not stack with other suitcases.
Enhancer $2,000,000 $1,000,000 $1,666,667 6,116
Medium Suitcase [420] The suitcase is something the frequent traveller cannot be without, and this one has a special lead lined hidden compartment should you need to carry contraband. This particular model will allow you to carry 3 more items back with you.

Effect: Increases travel capacity by +3. Does not stack with other suitcases.
Enhancer $4,000,000 $2,000,000 $3,366,000 8,625
Large Suitcase [421] The suitcase is something the frequent traveller cannot be without, and this one has a special lead lined hidden compartment should you need to carry contraband. This particular model will allow you to carry 4 more items back with you.

Effect: Increases travel capacity by +4. Does not stack with other suitcases.
Enhancer $10,000,000 $5,000,000 $10,150,503 67,038
Vanity Hand Mirror [422] This compact mirror is ideal to check yourself out before the big date.

Effect: Can be used to check appearance.
Other $0 $0 $190,000 12,608
Poker Chip [423] A very rare, lucky poker chip. Carry this in your pocket in your next big tournament; hopefully it will bring you good luck. Collectible $0 $0 $0 654
Rabbit Foot [424] This is said to bestow good luck and fortune for those who own one, but be careful: losing it brings massive bad luck. Collectible $0 $0 $0 337
Voodoo Doll [425] This doll is for sale to unsuspecting tourists who assume it is a long forgotten art, only to run into bad luck once they return home. Collectible $0 $0 $0 235
Bottle of Tequila [426] Full to begin with, empty at the end, be sure to bring one of these back from your holidays in Mexico. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 1 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Alcohol $85 $2 $3,754 3,083,849
Sumo Doll [427] Whether it be from fear or respect, you definitely need to hold this doll in high regard. Other $300 $175 $2,248 365,165
Casino Pass [428] The perfect gift for the avid gambler, this pass allows you to stay and gamble after hours, so you can try to make your losses back.

Effect: Provides 50 Casino Tokens upon use.
Special $0 $0 $46,715,737 18,035
Chopsticks [429] You can't go to Japan without giving your next meal a chance with a pair of these chopsticks. Definitely a must have item and experience while visiting. Other $25 $10 $3,000 338,507
Coconut Bra [430] While traveling in Hawaii and enjoying the amazing beaches they offer, don't forget your Hawaiian attire! Clothing $750,000 $300,000 $399,500 6,307
Dart Board [431] Be sure to stop in to the local pub for a quick game of darts while visiting London. Other $750 $500 $5,289 260,330
Crazy Straw [432] Bend them, stretch them, do as you please with them, but don't get caught without one in your drink. Other $25 $10 $1,487 1,354,366
Sensu [433] The traditional Japanese fan can be used to keep you cool, or placed for a traditional Japanese look in any room. Other $500 $300 $3,281 105,751
Yakitori Lantern [434] This bright red lantern will help guide to the nearest Yakitori stall for a quick bite to eat. Other $4,500 $3,000 $4,606 129,579
Dozen White Roses [435] When you need just that special gift, nothing says it better than a dozen pure white roses. Specially selected, very rare and expensive flowers. Flower $950,000,000 $0 $0 107
Snowboard [436] This is a must have accessory when visiting the slopes in Switzerland. Other $6,000 $4,000 $7,583 475,482
Glow Stick [437] They come in many colors and make the perfect accessory for a night out in the city with your friends. Other $0 $0 $36,507 91,972
Cricket Bat [438] Made from the finest willow and protected with linseed oil, this bat can literally knock your opponent for six.

The Cricket Bat is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $15,000 $10,000 $19,789 21,426
Frying Pan [439] Usually used in the kitchen, it can be a very handy weapon if nothing else is to hand. Makes a loud noise on contact so make sure no witnesses are around.

The Frying Pan is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $400 $300 $604 74,579
Pillow [440] Filled with the finest duck feathers, it is hard to miss your opponent with this pillow. Make sure you swing hard as it is very soft to the touch.

The Pillow is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $10,000,000 $0 $604,995 41,545
Khinkeh P0rnStar Doll [441] This doll can only be possessed by the most deviant, twisted and gifted of sexually explicit individuals. Its owner will soon find their senses heightened their stamina full and their abilities peaked. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Blow-Up Doll [442] This item is a Collectable fake female, after all there are no girlz on the interwebz. Good set of lungs required. Puncture proof guaranteed! Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Strawberry Milkshake [443] Made with extra loving care by Hate_Train with some of his favorite special ingredients. This is an amazingly tasty and refreshing treat the entire family can enjoy. Or is it? Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Breadfan Doll [444] This doll is quite harmless unless provoked. Then it's Screw it all with no regrets. If you have drawn his shortest straw, sleep with one eye open. Here comes the Harvester of sorrow. Your life will be blackened by the God that failed. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Chaos Man [445] The name of this guy strikes fear into everyone. But on the inside he is all soft and tender. Filled with innocence, Chaos Man is best handled with a nice warm hug. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Karate Man [446] This karate master bruises on the inside, and be careful not to get too close as he has a kung fu grip. KACHOW! Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Burmese Flag [447] This flag represents what the secretary Baalsagoth spends most of his day admiring. Huge IP's and broken browsers surely will follow. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Bl0ndie's Dictionary [448] When your spelling is as bad as 'the typo queen' Bl0ndie's you will always need to carry a dictionary. Also gives a mighty whack when used to hit people who bring up her mistakes. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Hydroponic Grow Tent [449] This tent can be set up in any small space and every crop will easily generate more than enough Skunk to keep even Hydr0 well stoned into the wee hours! Own one of these and you no longer have to pay the man, You can be the man! Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Leopard Coin [450] An attempt by Edward III to produce a gold coin to be used internationally, much like the Florin but only half of the value. The Leopard bore the following Latin legend: 'DOMINE NE IN FURORE TUO ARGUAS ME', meaning: 'O Lord, rebuke me not in Thy anger'. The Florin was recalled and melted down in 1344 to produce the Noble. Few specimens have survived of what is often regarded as one of the most beautiful medieval coins ever produced. Artifact $0 $0 $1,598,748 22,210
Florin Coin [451] An English coin based on a French coin, and issued in Florence, Italy in 1252. The Florin was made from gold and was intended as an international coin, however the gold it was made from was overvalued and the coin was not accepted by international merchants. The coin was then withdrawn from circulation and melted down to form the Noble. Because of this, the Florin is very rare. Artifact $0 $0 $1,568,889 22,432
Gold Noble Coin [452] The first mass-produced English coin, preceded by the Florin, the gold Noble was valued at six shillings and eight pence. The coin was introduced in 1344, and weighed 138.5 grains, later reduced to 128.5 grains. Mentioned in Shakespeare's plays, this coin is sought after by museums and private collectors. Artifact $0 $0 $1,576,736 22,581
Ganesha Sculpture [453] Also known as Ganapati, worshipped widely throughout Hindu India as the remover of obstacles. Ganesha has figured often in Indian art since around 100 AD. This rare work is made from gold and is highly sought after as part of a set of South Asian artifacts. Artifact $0 $0 $12,374,999 5,251
Vairocana Buddha Sculpture [454] The Vairocana Buddha is an embodiment of Dharmakaya. It is well known as the generalised depiction of the historical Gautama Buddha.Throughout Asia the image has different meanings: in Tibet - 'the illuminator' and in Japan - 'great sun'. Not as common as other Buddhist sculptures, this valuable gold specimen is a great collector's item. Artifact $0 $0 $0 8,243
Quran Script : Ibn Masud [455] The Qur'an, which in Arabic means 'the recitation', is recognized by Muslims as the main miracle of prophet Muhammad, and is a compilation of divine messages. It is a book of guidance as opposed to an account of specific events. This particular script is the Ibn Masud version, and is extremely valuable in a set of all three versions. Artifact $0 $0 $16,500,000 7,558
Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Kab [456] The Qur'an, which in Arabic means 'the recitation', is recognized by Muslims as the main miracle of prophet Muhammad, and is a compilation of divine messages. It is a book of guidance as opposed to an account of specific events. This particular script is the Ubay Ibn Ka'b version, and is extremely valuable in a set of all three versions. Artifact $0 $0 $15,487,500 7,329
Quran Script : Ali [457] The Qur'an, which in Arabic means 'the recitation', is recognized by Muslims as the main miracle of prophet Muhammad, and is a compilation of divine messages. It is a book of guidance as opposed to an account of specific events. This particular script is the Ali version, and is extremely valuable in a set of all three versions. Artifact $0 $0 $14,479,998 7,474
Shabti Sculpture [458] Shabtis were placed in the tomb among the gods of the grave, acting as a substitute for the dead. The Egyptians believed that when they passed into the afterlife they would be called to do manual labour. The shabtis would then take their place and do the work, leaving the deceased to rest in peace. Shabtis from famous tombs are very rare, reflecting their high value. Artifact $0 $0 $22,316,333 9,283
Egyptian Amulet [459] These amulets, often in the form of a scarab beetle, were left in tombs as grave goods or given to people and the gods as presents. The Scarab, or 'Kheper' (which means "to transform"), was used in many of the pharaonic names. Pharaoh Amenhotep III was famous for his group of '5 scarabs'. This particular amulet is made from fired clay. Artifact $0 $0 $0 427
White Senet Pawn [460] An ancient game piece used in the game of Senet. As a complete set of 5 white pawns, 5 black pawns, and the Senet board, this collection would be very valuable to any collector or museum. Artifact $0 $0 $9,052,129 25,433
Black Senet Pawn [461] An ancient game piece used in the game of Senet. As a complete set of 5 white pawns, 5 black pawns, and the Senet board, this collection would be very valuable to any collector or museum. Artifact $0 $0 $8,790,000 25,073
Senet Board [462] Senet, or Senat is regarded as possibly the oldest board game in the world. Found in Predynastic and First Dynasty burials of Egypt, around 3500BC and 3100BC. The game is similar to draughts, with a board of 30 squares (3x10). The game is played with two sets of at least 5 pawns. Although Senet sets are mass produced today, this original set from around 3200BC would be priceless for a keen collector. Artifact $0 $0 $754,949 20,646
Epinephrine [463] Epinephrine is released from the adrenal glands when the user is in danger or excited. It prepares the user for these situations by boosting the supply of oxygen and glucose to the brain and muscles also increasing heart rate and suppressing the immune system. When used in combat, this steroid will provide a massive bonus to strength.

Effect: User becomes Strengthened, increasing Strength by 500% for 120 seconds.

The Epinephrine is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $900,000 $0 $910,583 143,646
Melatonin [464] Melatonin reduces the effects of disease and pain and in other tests, Melatonin can possibly increase one's concentration levels. When used in combat, this steroid will provide a massive bonus to speed.

Effect: User becomes Hastened, increasing Speed by 500% for 120 seconds.

The Melatonin is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $300,000 $0 $301,999 209,480
Serotonin [465] Serotonin acts as a pain killer, and helps with blood clotting. Tests on animals show that serotonin can make the animal more dominant and aggressive. When used in combat, this steroid will provide a massive bonus to defense, and may even replenish some life.

Effect: User becomes Hardened, increasing Defense by 300% for 120 seconds and replenishing life by 25%.

The Serotonin is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $1,300,000 $0 $1,303,999 158,913
Snow Globe '09 [466] These sit quietly all year round out of view, but at Christmas time one shake of this globe is the perfect reminder of the festive season. Other $0 $5 $0 2,639
Dancing Santa Claus '09 [467] This hand me down from your favourite auntie lights up the room and gets everyone singing their favourite Christmas carols. Other $0 $5 $2,316,670 16,376
Christmas Stocking '09 [468] This stocking is never worn, but at Christmas time it is filled with lots of tasty goodies and hopefully a few presents. Collectible $0 $0 $0 5
Santa's Elf '09 [469] Santa's elves work hard all year round. This figurine was made in recognition of their efforts, and is sold in secret stores around the city. Collectible $0 $0 $0 402
Christmas Card '09 [470] Send this clever card, made from 100% recycled paper, to your loved ones at Christmas. It has a sweet festive rhyme inside if you are lost for words. Collectible $0 $0 $0 5
Admin Portrait '09 [471] A portrait of Clansy, Wolfeh, Davz and Ched. To hang above the mantel while the fire glows. We give you this gift because we care, No really we dont mind if you sit and stare. We know you guys luff us the best, Ched even wore his best Christmas vest. Merry Christmas! Other $0 $0 $0 38
Blue Easter Egg [472] A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +$100,000 when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $0 $57,333 70,264
Green Easter Egg [473] A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +50 Energy when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $0 $63,321 85,476
Red Easter Egg [474] A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +10 Nerve when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $0 $61,725 84,418
Yellow Easter Egg [475] A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +250 happiness when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $0 $65,240 80,603
White Easter Egg [476] A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +5 Points when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $0 $131,450 36,286
Black Easter Egg [477] A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides Crime Experience when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $0 $73,000 70,661
Gold Easter Egg [478] The rarest of all Easter eggs. One can only claim one of these when turning in the ten others; Blue, Green, Red, Yellow, White, Black, Brown, Orange, Pink, and Purple. Provides a very large happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 250 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $0 $1,257,500 33,815
Metal Dog Tag [479] A solid metal dog tag, given to winners of the yearly happy tagging competition. Collectible $0 $0 $0 177
Bronze Dog Tag [480] A solid bronze dog tag, given to the 3rd place winner of the yearly happy tagging competition. Collectible $0 $0 $0 10
Silver Dog Tag [481] A solid silver dog tag, given to the 2nd place winner of the yearly happy tagging competition. Collectible $0 $0 $0 10
Gold Dog Tag [482] A solid gold dog tag, given to the 1st place winner of the yearly happy tagging competition. Collectible $0 $0 $0 10
MP5k [483] A short version of the standard MP5. The MP5k is a short-range weapon with a lot of fire power.

The MP5k is a SMG type of weapon.
Primary $0 $500 $7,130 45,759
AK74U [484] A shortened AK74. The AK74U has roughly the same dimensions and range as most Submachine Guns, but has the advantage of standard issue assault rifle ammunition.

The AK74U is a SMG type of weapon.
Primary $0 $500 $32,642 50,946
Skorpion [485] This Czech weapon was designed for police, but is also used by some military units. It offers single shot, 3 burst fires and fully automatic functions.

The Skorpion is a SMG type of weapon.
Primary $0 $500 $6,999 45,647
TMP [486] This modern SMG has a blowback operated, locked breech design. The TMP has no stock and can therefore, only be fired from pistol-style.

The TMP is a SMG type of weapon.
Primary $0 $500 $9,250 47,118
Thompson [487] An American blowback SMG. The Thompson takes a double row, box magazine designed to be inserted from below.

The Thompson is a SMG type of weapon.
Primary $0 $500 $29,849 48,170
MP 40 [488] Made in Germany, the MP40 is an open bolt, blowback operated Submachine Gun. Has a slow rate of fire and little recoil, and is useful for single shots rather than bursts.

The MP 40 is a SMG type of weapon.
Primary $0 $500 $8,480 48,476
Luger [489] Also known as the "Parabellum Pistole". This name comes from the Latin phrase "Si vis pacem, para bellum"--"if you want peace, prepare for war." A semi-automatic 9mm handgun.

The Luger is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $0 $500 $22,100 48,164
Blunderbuss [490] The Blunderbuss is a muzzle loading, single shot, short barrelled firearm. It is an early form of shotgun adapted to be used for personal and military defense.

The Blunderbuss is a Shotgun type of weapon.
Secondary $0 $500 $7,013 49,713
Zombie Brain [491] A zombie brain, carefully dissected from the head of a zombie. Other $0 $0 $0 4,388
Human Head [492] A trophy for some zombies. A tasty snack for others. Other $0 $0 $0 2,614
Medal of Honor [493] Given to the valiant troops who lead their flag to victory in the World War competition. Other $0 $0 $40,000,000 4,657
Citroen Saxo [494] The Saxo is quick off the line, but it struggles with top speed due to a small 1400cc engine. Car $0 $8,000 $42,956 54,258
Classic Mini [495] This British classic is a retro icon with sharp handling. With only small 8" discs on the front and drums on the back its braking isn't excellent. Car $9,500 $7,500 $9,893 91,205
Fiat Punto [496] The Fiat performs very well in the corners, but with only 80bhp it lacks top end speed. Car $0 $8,000 $67,392 32,111
Nissan Micra [497] Unfortunately most of these are ex-driving school cars which have been curbed one too many times resulting in bad handling. Its braking, however, is brilliant. Car $0 $7,500 $16,083 44,752
Peugeot 106 [498] This French hot hatch is very popular in its class due to its rapid acceleration. Sadly, its brakes are poor, but they do stop the car. Eventually. Car $8,000 $6,500 $6,415 101,665
Renault Clio [499] This rapid Renault has an astounding top speed thanks to a 16-valve engine, but with little torque it fails to get there in a hurry. Car $11,000 $8,000 $10,498 57,267
Vauxhall Corsa [500] This car's brakes are its major asset. Unfortunately, with its poor top speed, they're rarely used. Car $9,000 $7,000 $8,450 40,690
Volvo 850 [501] This battleship can easily exceed 100 mph where others in its class will struggle. Being two tonnes however requires better brakes than those supplied. Car $0 $5,500 $30,249 76,340
Alfa Romeo 156 [502] The Alfa has copious amounts of torque giving it ferocious acceleration off the line. Stopping on the other hand is an issue; with Alfa reliability affecting everything...including the all important brakes. Car $14,000 $9,000 $12,167 92,670
BMW X5 [503] This drug dealer special has monstrous brakes to stop in time for those red lights (when not running from the police), yet its handling is as sharp as a tug boat on tarmac. On the plus side its 20 inch alloys do help it to overcome any potholes. Car $35,000 $20,000 $31,495 36,047
Seat Leon Cupra [504] This turbo charged European hatchback is lightning quick off the line, however it has poor aerodynamic properties hindering its top end speed. Car $17,500 $11,000 $37,338 110,237
Vauxhall Astra GSI [505] This turbocharged car will not disappoint with its top speed. Its acceleration off the line is delayed by dreaded "torque steer" as all the power is put through the front wheels. Car $0 $8,500 $8,482 61,758
Volkswagen Golf GTI [506] The king of hot hatches cannot be faulted with its superb handling, it's a shame it lacks speed at the top end. Car $12,500 $7,300 $8,500 44,060
Audi S3 [507] This car is sublime off the line due to its high tech Quattro system; it does however have an electronically limited top speed of 155 mph from the factory. Car $0 $0 $0 15
Ford Focus RS [508] This fast Ford is worshiped by all boy racers, as it should be with its aggressive looks and a 300 bhp, 2.5 litre turbocharged engine delivering a magnificent sound as it rapidly accelerates It is however unnervingly twitchy under braking. Car $55,000 $30,000 $56,398 31,340
Honda S2000 [509] This Honda is a well balanced two seat roadster, stable and poised under braking. However it does have a tail happy tendency that can catch out even the most experienced drivers. Car $40,000 $21,000 $20,559 27,581
Mini Cooper S [510] This German-revised British classic has retained the original car's playful and remarkable handling, with some clever tweaking from British tuning company John Cooper. As this car is supercharged, all the power is delivered at the low end of the revs, allowing great torque but affecting its top speed. Car $0 $27,000 $35,869 16,273
Sierra Cosworth [511] This king of the rally world is still a pin-up for most boy racers. It will out-manoeuvre most cars in its class with its sheer mechanical grip and no electronic trickery. The low horsepower, however, does affect this car's acceleration to top speed. Car $0 $22,000 $6,749,533 23,948
Lotus Exige [512] This British giant-killer will out-handle all in its class with ease, but shortly after will be swallowed up on the straights due to its miniscule 1.8 litre engine. Car $40,000 $19,000 $19,249 132,503
Mitsubishi Evo X [513] This rally pro is more suited to off-road and rally tracks with its handling on tarmac seemingly compromised. It does however hurl itself off the line with an incredibly impressive 0-60 time of 4.5 seconds, which would place it mid-field in class A. Car $0 $27,000 $132,000 19,304
Porsche 911 GT3 [514] This lightweight racer is stunning off the line and cannot be faulted on a track with its perfect set-up. The only fault would be the top end speed which is hindered by the sheer down-force the Porsche produces. Car $95,000 $60,000 $71,000 29,360
Subaru Impreza STI [515] This rally legend is more at home on the loose stuff compared to a track, making under-steer a major issue when on tarmac. Its pure grunt off the line compensates for this though, twinned with a gorgeous thundering burble from the boxer engine. Car $55,000 $28,000 $54,999 23,077
TVR Sagaris [516] This spitfire of the car world has raw mechanical grip round a track giving it balance and precision. Providing actual brakes that work would have been a nice touch, though. Car $0 $32,000 $33,123 18,147
Aston Martin One-77 [517] This prestigious thoroughbred impresses not only the lords and ladies of the manor but petrol-heads as well. Its 700bhp V12 engine propels this Aston to a staggering 220 mph. Handling such power takes training and practice, and for this reason most will find it twitchy round corners, especially powering out of the corner exit. Car $1,300,000 $750,000 $1,204,924 23,084
Audi R8 [518] This precision all-rounder is the most practical car in its range, and is so easy to handle it will make any driver seem like a seasoned F1 professional. It's a shame it lacks any real top end speed. Car $175,000 $100,000 $176,687 21,322
Bugatti Veyron [519] This Goliath is the pinnacle of engineering perfection, the quad-turbocharged W16 propels this rocket 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and all the way on to 253mph! Although braking is immense with the huge air brake on the rear, judging distance to brake is somewhat warped by the incomprehensible speeds. Handling is much to be desired also with this car clocking mid table lap times for its class around a track regardless of its fighter jet straight line capabilities. Car $0 $1,800,000 $0 28
Ferrari 458 [520] This Italian Stallion is the best handling Ferrari to date. This is no surprise as the great Michael Schumacher worked closely with the development team to fine-tune this prancing horse. You would expect a bit more top end speed compared to others in its class; however, 202 mph shouldn't disappoint too many. Car $0 $860,000 $853,333 25,650
Lamborghini Gallardo [521] This show-boater is a hard beast to tame round the corners, but show it a straight line and all hell breaks loose going 0-60 in just 3.4 seconds. You need to be a good matador to tame this wild bull. Car $950,000 $650,000 $959,625 18,348
Lexus LFA [522] This newcomer is the hard work of normally quite tame Lexus. It is a triumph of technology married to brute force, but its weight causes great inertia under braking even with its incredible brakes. Top speeds are post 200 mph and it will out-drag most of its class rivals, including its Japanese friend the GT-R. Car $0 $700,000 $702,750 28,256
Mercedes SLR [523] This formula one-inspired poster pin-up boasts a maximum speed of 208 mph. Some find handling somewhat difficult, however, with all 617 horses screaming to be released at once. Car $0 $950,000 $949,417 22,021
Nissan GT-R [524] This Nissan is the ultimate toy for any boy, sporting every gadget you could dream of. It is second in its class at accelerating, with 0-60 coming up in just 3.3 seconds, but unlike competitors like the Veyron it does not compromise in the other areas. Sadly though, it does not break the 200 mph barrier, with factory spec peaking at a measly 192 mph. Car $0 $70,000 $70,945 24,967
Mr Torn Crown '10 [525] Awarded to Madmiketyson [979994] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2010! Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Ms Torn Crown '10 [526] Awarded to Iamone [1296111] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2010! Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Bag of Candy Kisses [527] Small tear shaped chocolate candies. Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $20 $18,590 1,082,307
Bag of Tootsie Rolls [528] A pack of individually wrapped chewy candies with an assortment of flavours. Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 75 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $25 $40,405 1,167,997
Bag of Chocolate Truffles [529] With a chocolate ganache center coated in chocolate, nothing tastes better. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 100 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $75 $95,328 1,075,670
Can of Munster [530] Wake up to a roaring monster. Provides a moderate energy increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases energy by 20 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink $0 $35 $1,526,909 477,652
Bottle of Pumpkin Brew [531] Brewed with the finest pumpkins, the perfect alcoholic drink for Halloween. Provides a moderate nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 2 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Alcohol $0 $25 $68,792 754,335
Can of Red Cow [532] Red cows are rare, only after years of the cows eating the right mix of red roses and tulips can you produce this high protein milk. Provides a large energy increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases energy by 25 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink $0 $25 $2,127,184 471,720
Can of Taurine Elite [533] With its 250mg of caffeine per can, this drink is illegal in many countries worldwide. Provides a very large energy increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases energy by 30 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink $0 $40 $3,655,854 387,784
Witch's Cauldron [534] A black plastic ornamental cauldron, ideal for Halloween decorations. Other $0 $10 $0 12,550
Electronic Pumpkin [535] Designed for people who have no spare time: just pop in the batteries and it's ready to go. Other $0 $15 $200,000 137,288
Jack O Lantern Lamp [536] This beautifully crafted lamp will sit nicely on your table, but at night turn it on to see it in its full spooky glory. Other $0 $35 $0 206,915
Spooky Paper Weight [537] This glass paperweight has an ancient model castle inside. If you look closely you can almost see some eyes looking out of the front door. Other $0 $35 $175,000 142,263
Medieval Helmet [538] Found in William the Bald's Castle this armor is more for show than battle due to the ductile and malleable material it is made of. Defensive $0 $450 $12,000,000 22,127
Blood Spattered Sickle [539] A traditional Halloween weapon, second hand as these are not made anymore. Complete with authentic blood stains.

The Blood Spattered Sickle is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $150 $67,000,000 11,544
Cauldron [540] Forged from iron ore, this handmade black cauldron is ideal to hang over an open fire and cook food in. According to legend, witches used cauldrons for concocting their potions. Other $0 $500 $0 23,819
Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch [541] This drink smells like a real swamp: you will need nerves of steel to down this puppy. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 4 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Alcohol $0 $65 $299,719 328,389
Bottle of Wicked Witch [542] Forget the tequila with the worm ... try the cider with the frog leg floaters! Provides a large nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 3 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Alcohol $0 $45 $162,481 310,751
Deputy Star [543] Double struck solid copper with a gold antique finish. This item is only earned through merit and is given to those with the resolve to solve the most difficult cases. Pinned to your chest, the deputy star should be worn with the utmost pride. It is a recognisable symbol of peace and justice throughout Torn. Other $0 $1,500 $2,000,000 10,587
Wind Proof Lighter [544] With a lifetime guarantee, this windproof lighter is a must have for the outdoor type. It features our patented flint-wheel ignition and extra thick side walls to take those hard knocks. This lighter is also refillable with butane gas and gives off a beautiful blue flame.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Arson crime.
Enhancer $0 $600 $78,427,143 32,618
Dual TMPs [545] Dual TMP sub machine guns. With the smallest magazines, you'll be reloading often. Although it'd be surprising if you couldn't kill them within the first round.

The Dual TMPs is a SMG type of weapon.
Primary $0 $0 $0 10
Dual Bushmasters [546] Dual Bushmaster Carbon 15 Type 21s sub machine guns. Certainly the most accurate in the range: unleash the awesome fire-power while actually hitting the targets you're aiming at.

The Dual Bushmasters is a SMG type of weapon.
Primary $0 $0 $0 10
Dual MP5s [547] Accurate and deadly dual MP5-Navy sub machine guns. Simply hold the triggers and let 'em have it!

The Dual MP5s is a SMG type of weapon.
Primary $0 $0 $0 10
Dual P90s [548] Dual P90 sub machine guns. The P90s easily have the biggest magazine when compared to the other dual SMG's--you'll last several rounds without having to reload.

The Dual P90s is a SMG type of weapon.
Primary $0 $0 $0 10
Dual Uzis [549] Dual 9mm Uzi sub machine guns. The least accurate, but most damaging SMG in the range. Even if you don't hit them, they won't be popping their head up again after that onslaught of firepower.

The Dual Uzis is a SMG type of weapon.
Primary $0 $0 $0 9
Bottle of Kandy Kane [550] This bottled drink is said to be a Santa favourite. Gives your nerve the boost it needs. Provides a moderate nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 2 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Alcohol $0 $35 $68,837 594,969
Bottle of Minty Mayhem [551] A bottle of this can create mayhem with your nerve. Boosting your nerve enough to take the edge off. Provides a large nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 3 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Alcohol $0 $35 $160,420 591,720
Bottle of Mistletoe Madness [552] One bottle of this is all it takes sometimes. Boost your nerve to the right level. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 4 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Alcohol $0 $30 $299,693 602,372
Can of Santa Shooters [553] A shot of Santa is sure to boost your energy. Provides a moderate energy increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases energy by 20 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink $0 $25 $1,517,237 384,918
Can of Rockstar Rudolph [554] A can of this will keep you Rockin' around the Christmas tree all day! Provides a large energy increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases energy by 25 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink $0 $35 $2,149,932 373,506
Can of X-MASS [555] X-MASS! Giving you the MASS you need this Christmas. Provides a very large energy increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases energy by 30 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink $0 $40 $3,662,716 338,890
Bag of Reindeer Droppings [556] That's right, by all appearances it's a bag of Reindeer droppings. Don't let the looks deceive you, these chocolate covered raisins will melt in your mouth and boost your happiness! Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 100 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $0 $98,232 560,598
Advent Calendar [557] Every day brings us one step closer to Christmas. Peeling back the paper door on the calendar helps the countdown seem real and gives a bit of chocolate for the day. Other $0 $15 $36,625 57,753
Santa's Snot [558] Warm and gooey, though not much of a treat, at least you know Christmas will happen this year. What a souvenir to remember it by. Other $0 $0 $29,733 57,993
Polar Bear Toy [559] Fluffy and cute, this plushie is sure to keep you warm in winter. Other $0 $100 $82,333 201,763
Fruitcake [560] Everyone gets one of these, and no one wants it. Hard and stale. Other $30 $4 $830 16,614,272
Book of Carols [561] A book filled with all the Christmas favourites. Just opening it makes you a bit more knowledgeable. Lowers current education time by a small amount.

Effect: Reduces education course duration by 6 hours and increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.
Booster $0 $10 $12,063,840 13,028
Sweater [562] Never attractive, but always seems to be under the tree on Christmas morning. Hopefully it at least protects you from the cold. Clothing $0 $25 $21,597 81,206
Gift Card [563] The perfect gift for when you just don't know what to get someone. Takes a bit of time and stress off the shopping list. Lowers current bank investment time by a small amount.

Effect: Reduces bank investment duration by 6 hours and increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.
Booster $0 $0 $3,044,997 20,794
Glasses [564] A pair of high quality designer spectacles. Soft adjustable nose pads and plastic arm tips help to create a comfortable fit. These frames also make very cool sunglasses for men and women.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Search For Cash crime.
Enhancer $0 $250 $114,423 57,074
High-Speed Drive [565] This state-of-the-art CD drive can burn CDs faster than any other device on the market. Perfect for creating large volumes of high quality backups.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Selling Copied Media crime.
Enhancer $0 $600 $80,749 57,751
Mountain Bike [566] The Mountain Bike is a high spec bicycle created for off-road cycling. This high-performance bike has an aluminium dual suspension frame, alloy linear pull brakes and 24 speed gears. Perfect for quick shopping runs in the city.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Shoplifting crime.
Enhancer $0 $2,000 $546,553 57,587
Cut-Throat Razor [567] The Cut-Throat Razor is a razor with a blade that can fold into its handle. Once widely used, it has since been replaced by modern safety razors. However it is still a popular tool with pickpockets who use it to open victim's pockets and cut bag straps unnoticed.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Pickpocketing crime.
Enhancer $0 $60 $141,600 57,931
Slim Crowbar [568] The Slim Crowbar is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Larceny crime.
Enhancer $0 $300 $155,769 57,408
Balaclava [569] The Balaclava is a warm hat that covers the whole head. It has two eye holes for improved vision and a convenient mouth hole for barking orders at bank and convenience store staff.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Armed Robbery crime.
Enhancer $0 $25 $732,843 57,814
Advanced Driving Manual [570] The Advanced Driving Manual is a special textbook used in training the FBI, MI5 and other government security departments. It details tried and tested methods for evading pursuers on public roads. This book is not available to the public.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Transporting Drugs crime.
Enhancer $0 $400 $143,363 58,389
Ergonomic Keyboard [571] This healthier alternative for standard keyboards greatly increases typing speed and lets you work for longer, more comfortably. It has been expertly crafted to allow you to work in a more natural position.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Planting Computer Viruses crime.
Enhancer $0 $150 $175,855 57,969
Tracking Device [572] The Tracking Device is a kit that comprises a discreet, magnetic tracker and handheld GPS mapping system. It can track anyone or anything anywhere in the world to within 1 meter.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Assassination crime.
Enhancer $0 $5,000 $112,168 57,373
Screwdriver [573] A strong flat-head screwdriver. With corrosion resistant, high grade chrome plated steel bars, the chance of tip breakage while shoving it in to a car ignition is extremely low.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Grand Theft Auto crime.
Enhancer $0 $35 $149,344 58,133
Fanny Pack [574] Problem solved! The bum bag is both comfortable and very fashionable to wear, while also keeping your personal belongings 100% secure as they are kept as close to you as possible. Perfect for storing and retrieving things on the fly!

Effect: Improves success rate for the Robbing The Pawn Shop crime.
Enhancer $0 $2 $117,941 57,576
Tumble Dryer [575] A condenser tumble dryer with a 10 kg capacity load. Use to dry clothes, or to make money, casino chips and credit cards look old and used - more realistic!

Effect: Improves success rate for the Counterfeiting crime.
Enhancer $0 $125 $84,405 57,600
Chloroform [576] Made by creating a chain reaction involving highly reactive chemicals, this strong smelling substance is sure to keep your kidnap victims quiet while you negotiate ransoms.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Kidnapping crime.
Enhancer $0 $75 $138,566 58,607
Heavy Duty Padlock [577] This weatherproof high security padlock is great for securing the back of big rigs to prevent the cargo from being stolen, the cops won't even bother with it if they stop you!

Effect: Improves success rate for the Arms Trafficking crime.
Enhancer $0 $950 $86,299 57,726
Duct Tape [578] Bonds on rough and uneven surfaces with a strong bite, is 100% waterproof, has strong re-inforced backing, a rugged all-weather shell, double-thick adhesive and is perfect for sticking explosive material to pillars, surfaces or walls.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Bombing crime.
Enhancer $0 $17 $121,495 57,651
Wireless Dongle [579] Access the internet nearly anywhere! A very useful tool for getting close to unsecure networks and bank mainframes.

Effect: Improves success rate for the Hacking crime.
Enhancer $0 $55 $156,291 58,017
Horse's Head [580] Go 'Godfather' on them... Place this horse's head in a parcel to give the recipient an awful surprise.

Effect: Can be hidden inside a parcel to zero someone's energy, nerve and happiness upon opening.
Special $0 $1 $989,702 24,536
Book [581] Make someone feel schooled. Punish them severely by throwing the book at them.

The Book is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $0 $20 $7,800,000 10,050
Tin Foil Hat [582] Designed for the paranoid of mind, this hat keeps out all of those unwanted radio signals and mind reading devices that stalk your every move. Clothing $0 $0 $0 49
Brown Easter Egg [583] A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +100 to random working stat when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes
Candy $0 $0 $61,250 58,663
Orange Easter Egg [584] A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +50 Casino Tokens when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $0 $63,350 80,799
Pink Easter Egg [585] A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides Experience when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $0 $58,998 77,809
Jawbreaker [586] This colossal 3 inch jawstopper has 15 different flavoured layers of tooth rotting goodness. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $55 $304,147 60,870
Bag of Sherbet [587] This bag of sherbet provides you with that mouth tingling fizz that you've always been waiting for. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $45 $290,000 48,168
Goodie Bag [588] An exquisite mix of Torn's hidden desires. Ranging from delicious bags of candy to revitalizing cans of energy drinks.

Effect: Provides an assortment of 30 items made up of Candy, Alcohol and Energy Drinks when opened.
Supply Pack $0 $450 $32,660,000 12,225
Undefined [589] Unused $0 $500 $0 0
Undefined 2 [590] Unused $0 $700 $0 0
Undefined 3 [591] Unused $0 $600 $0 0
Undefined 4 [592] Unused $0 $0 $0 0
Mr Torn Crown '11 [593] Awarded to Driving [1497275] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2011! Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Ms Torn Crown '11 [594] Awarded to Kimmy [995567] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2011! Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Pile of Vomit [595] A huge pile of vomit created by all the scared residents of Torn during Halloween. Other $0 $1 $5,500,000 8,176
Rusty Dog Tag [596] A rusty dog tag from a long gone citizen of Torn. Not as good as a normal tag... obviously. Other $0 $5 $0 2,233
Gold Nugget [597] A gold nugget, the size of a golf ball. Other $0 $5,000 $0 5,385
Witch's Hat [598] A weird looking witch hat found in Halloween Town. Clothing $0 $75 $0 1,399
Golden Broomstick [599] A broom used to smuggle gold out of Halloween Town.

The Golden Broomstick is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $8,000 $0 3,422
Devil's Pitchfork [600] A three pronged fork of sorcery.

The Devil's Pitchfork is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $1,000 $0 1,543
Christmas Lights [601] Christmas tree lights with red, green and blue sparkling LEDs. Other $0 $60 $286,099 15,849
Gingerbread Man [602] A soft gingerbread cookie, carefully shaped in to a figure. Other $0 $0 $295,755 14,326
Golden Wreath [603] Only a true carnival gamer will walk away with this number one prize. Other $0 $300 $485,625 8,389
Pair of Ice Skates [604] Elegantly glide your way over frozen lakes with these professional grade ice skates.

The Pair of Ice Skates is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $75 $736,888 8,426
Diamond Icicle [605] This sharp diamond encrusted icicle will really touch the heart of your worst enemy.

The Diamond Icicle is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $500 $915,249 12,423
Santa Boots [606] A pair of Santa's boots from Christmas Town. Clothing $0 $80 $666,666 12,218
Santa Gloves [607] A pair of Santa's gloves from Christmas Town. Clothing $0 $30 $855,000 12,265
Santa Hat [608] Santa's soft warm hat, found in Christmas Town. Clothing $0 $60 $2,183,337 8,747
Santa Jacket [609] Santa's cozy jacket, found in Christmas Town. Clothing $0 $120 $1,375,000 10,844
Santa Trousers [610] Santa's red trousers, found in Christmas Town. Clothing $0 $70 $1,581,250 13,681
Snowball [611] A snowball carefully rounded and crunched up as tight as possible for maximum effect. A sensible owner would keep it in the freezer.

The Snowball is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $0 $0 $16,808 526,622
Tavor TAR-21 [612] The Tavor TAR-21 is a gas operated, selective fire, magazine fed assault rifle of bullpup configuration.

The Tavor TAR-21 is a Rifle type of weapon.
Primary $495,000 $350,000 $350,251 51,238
Harpoon [613] Originally used to catch fish and large marine mammals. When fired the spear can penetrate through most armor worn by humans.

The Harpoon is a Piercing type of weapon.
Secondary $300,000 $200,000 $203,416 16,924
Diamond Bladed Knife [614] A saw blade which has diamonds fixed on the blade's base to cut hard or abrasive materials. This weapon is so sharp it will literally cut through anything.

The Diamond Bladed Knife is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $950,000 $800,000 $815,172 123,653
Naval Cutlass [615] The 1860 Naval cutlass has a 27" sharpened steel blade. It can slice any enemy open like butter!

The Naval Cutlass is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $50,000,000 $40,000,000 $54,550,000 2,593
Trout [616] This 22 inch prize trout will make a fantastic feast. Alternatively you could express your disappointment or disgust with someone by bludgeoning them with it.

The Trout is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $10,000 $7,500 $17,721 831,977
Banana Orchid [617] The national flower of the Cayman Islands, the Wild Banana Orchid is one of many species on the islands but certainly the most unique and recognizable. Flower $4,000 $3,000 $11,611 3,572,004
Stingray Plushie [618] A cuddly stingray plushie, one of the Cayman Islands' most famous inhabitants. Plushie $400 $300 $10,624 4,935,160
Steel Drum [619] 55 gallons of musical steel to calypso the night away - musical talent not included! Other $1,500 $1,000 $6,690 151,812
Nodding Turtle [620] Duuuuuude, this tiny nodding turtle will agree with everything you say. Other $750 $500 $3,589 988,480
Snorkel [621] A pair of reef exploring goggles with snorkel. Make sure you're properly equipped before heading out to the ocean! Clothing $20,000 $15,000 $14,250 43,970
Flippers [622] A pair of diving flippers more than suitable for snorkelling. If you're looking for underwater speed, you've got it! Clothing $10,000 $7,500 $7,250 68,291
Speedo [623] Although not so visually appealing, it's important to be streamlined when snorkelling. Clothing $6,000 $4,000 $3,765 248,754
Bikini [624] The most popular female beachwear around the globe. Perfect for snorkelling, and perhaps in some cases, cross dressing. Clothing $8,000 $6,000 $17,434 396,794
Wetsuit [625] For more advanced snorkellers, this suit will provide buoyancy in water and keep the cold out. Clothing $30,000 $20,000 $20,148 33,396
Diving Gloves [626] These thick diving gloves will protect your hands from harsh rocks and cold water. Clothing $5,000 $3,000 $3,158 166,672
Dog Poop [627] Fresh dog poop in a paper bag, the apparatus of a traditional practical joke. Place on your victim's doorstep and set the bag alight! Watch them fly out of their home to try to stomp the flames out. Perfect for April Fools' day.

Effect: Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property.
Special $0 $0 $917,197 60,877
Stink Bombs [628] A pack of disgustingly smelly stink bombs. Break these little glass vials and put them through your victim's letter box to really spoil their day. A great prank for April Fools'.

Effect: Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property.
Special $0 $0 $910,772 52,866
Toilet Paper [629] This budget toilet roll paper serves little use other than spoiling someone's home and garden. Throw the rolls over your victim's property to give them an unpleasant morning surprise. Perfect for April Fools' day.

Effect: Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property.
Special $0 $0 $939,278 54,568
Mr Torn Crown '12 [630] Awarded to scony [429271] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2012! Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Ms Torn Crown '12 [631] Awarded to JoNeSyGaLL [1263544] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2012! Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Petrified Humerus [632] The perfect weapon for any enemy you have a bone to pick with.

The Petrified Humerus is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $1 $0 3,562
Latex Gloves [633] Protect your iron fists from injuries with a pair of latex gloves. Clothing $0 $2 $0 3,334
Bag of Bloody Eyeballs [634] Eye Candy Halloween style. Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 75 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $5 $44,595 144,185
Straitjacket [635] If the jacket fits, wear it. It will only restrain your body; your mind is free to go! Clothing $0 $200 $0 3,233
Cinnamon Ornament [636] A home-made ornament, giving off a lovely whiff of cinnamon. Other $0 $15 $163,250 15,255
Christmas Express [637] All aboard! Other $0 $35 $859,997 11,748
Bottle of Christmas Cocktail [638] Torn's liquefied way of wishing you a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year. Provides a large nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 3 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Alcohol $0 $5 $179,249 318,992
Golden Candy Cane [639] A solid gold Candy Cane, not suited for consumption. Other $0 $35,000 $770,187 11,810
Kevlar Gloves [640] These gloves can protect you from cuts and extreme temperatures, providing light-weight dexterity and comfort. Defensive $400,000 $320,000 $395,072 37,921
WWII Helmet [641] The Stahlhelm ("steel helmet"), with its distinctive "coal scuttle" shape, was an instantly-recognizable military icon and became a common element of military propaganda as well as protecting many skulls from shrapnel. Defensive $89,500 $71,000 $125,150 60,568
Motorcycle Helmet [642] What would be more embarrassing than suffering a crash because you got a bug in your eye? And if you get mugged, the helmet can protect you from blunt instruments and pepper spray.

Effect: Immunity to Pepper Spray and Sand
Defensive $0 $1,550 $83,500,000 20,938
Construction Helmet [643] Protects you from tools and other object dropped by fellow-workers above you, and from muggers trying to crack your skull. Also gives you license to whistle at likely-looking passers-by. Defensive $14,000 $11,500 $17,195 42,352
Welding Helmet [644] Designed to protect your eyes, head, and neck from flash burn while welding, this sturdy helmet can also deflect attacks from blunt instruments and pepper spray.

Effect: Immunity to Flash Grenades, Pepper Spray, and Sand
Defensive $0 $2,500 $0 565
Safety Boots [645] These steel-toed boots protect your feet from heavy, sharp, or hot objects; provide extra power for your kick; and gain you respect among the street-wise. Defensive $77,000 $58,000 $78,407 76,517
Hiking Boots [646] These boots will support you along difficult trails and up rocky scrambles. They also provide moderate protection against both gunfire and blade attacks. Defensive $6,700 $4,200 $4,670 60,954
Leather Helmet [647] This helmet keeps the sun out of your eyes, the dust off your neck, and your brains more or less in place if someone swats you with a baseball bat. Defensive $1,250 $900 $1,232 144,231
Leather Pants [648] These pants can deflect some knife thrusts, and reduce injuries from motorcycle accidents or rug burn. Defensive $1,100 $850 $1,119 280,896
Leather Boots [649] These boots make a style and a safety statement at the same time, offering both eye appeal and modest protection against attacks. Defensive $900 $720 $745 158,638
Leather Gloves [650] These gloves protect your hands from extremes of heat and cold, and from some weapons; however, it sure is hard to pick up a coin while wearing them! Defensive $750 $600 $1,486 324,523
Combat Helmet [651] This helmet cradles the wearer's head and provides protection against both concussion and shrapnel. You can also fill it with water and boil eggs for your supper. Defensive $3,100,000 $2,600,000 $3,181,034 76,946
Combat Pants [652] These pants are camouflaged, so you may have trouble finding them in your closet. However, once on they provide added protection against cuts and abrasions and have many handy pockets. Defensive $2,950,000 $2,450,000 $3,162,318 98,136
Combat Boots [653] These boots will keep you well-attached to the surface of the Earth. Their weight is largely made up of protective layers in the sole and uppers to keep your feet safer even when you waltz through a minefield. Defensive $2,400,000 $1,920,000 $2,518,306 87,207
Combat Gloves [654] These reinforced gauntlets keep your hands safe in close-combat situations, although they do make it harder to text on your cell phone. Defensive $2,100,000 $1,870,000 $2,099,165 90,436
Riot Helmet [655] This helmet can protect you against thrown bricks, fire splash from incendiaries, and flowers tossed your way by pacifists.

Effect: Immunity to Pepper Spray and Sand
Defensive $0 $0 $703,534,495 387
Riot Body [656] Although this armor for your torso will slow down your dance-floor moves, you will thank it when it deflects a knife blade or a platter of shrapnel from an explosion. Defensive $0 $0 $0 365
Riot Pants [657] No matter which side of the riot you're on, you'll have more fun if you don't have to worry about skinned knees or Molotov-cocktail burns. Defensive $0 $0 $0 361
Riot Boots [658] These boots will protect you from puncture wounds, slashes, acid, heat, and the blood of the people you stomp. Defensive $0 $0 $327,055,010 350
Riot Gloves [659] When you wear these gloves you can't do fine-motor stuff like picking up a dime. But you can compel other people to do that stuff for you. Defensive $0 $0 $350,000,000 356
Dune Helmet [660] With this helmet you can deflect objects that might otherwise dent your skull, while making yourself a tougher target for your enemy to find. Defensive $0 $0 $0 343
Dune Vest [661] About the only challenge this body armor does not help protect you from is an itchy trickle of sand down the small of your back. Defensive $0 $0 $600,090,059 379
Dune Pants [662] Camouflaged and reinforced pants; way cool although not particularly useful for urban combat. Defensive $0 $0 $0 346
Dune Boots [663] These boots will help keep your feet cool, dry, dirt-free, and safe from impact wounds. Defensive $0 $0 $201,434,858 310
Dune Gloves [664] In addition to the protection they offer, these gloves have gecko-like grips on the pads of the fingers to help you pick up small items without putting your hand at risk. Defensive $0 $0 $300,000,000 310
Assault Helmet [665] You're going to attack the enemy, right? You're going head-first, right? Good idea to protect your head, don't you think? Defensive $0 $0 $413,085,054 369
Assault Body [666] The design of this body armor presumes you are going into harm's way. It helps make sure you can come back. Defensive $0 $0 $1,610,000,001 406
Assault Pants [667] These pants protect you against stabs, abrasions, and shrapnel, and have lots of useful pockets and pouches. Defensive $0 $0 $1,305,228,396 359
Assault Boots [668] Wear these boots to walk easily over booby-traps, razor wire, and the bodies of your opponents. Defensive $0 $0 $700,204,969 347
Assault Gloves [669] With these gauntlets on, you hardly need a weapon beside your hands. But take one anyhow, just in case. Defensive $0 $0 $0 328
Delta Gas Mask [670] Even the air you breathe is out to get you. This enhanced gas mask can filter out most of the toxins.

Effect: Immunity to Nerve Gas, Tear Gas, Pepper Spray, and Sand
Defensive $0 $0 $0 98
Delta Body [671] This body armor combines protection and flexibility, so you can move and fight with confidence. Defensive $0 $0 $0 117
Delta Pants [672] Battle on any battlefield and wade through any risk in this high-life-expectancy pair of pants. Defensive $0 $0 $0 115
Delta Boots [673] With these boots you can do just about anything safely except maybe walk on water. Defensive $0 $0 $0 106
Delta Gloves [674] Damage resistant and flexible, these gloves let you deal a hand of cards in a fire-fight, if that's what you really need to do. Defensive $0 $0 $0 108
Marauder Face Mask [675] Kevlar layers and an impervious faceplate let this helmet protect your head in most combat conditions.

Effect: Immunity to Pepper Spray and Sand
Defensive $0 $0 $0 7
Marauder Body [676] The Kevlar armor in this bodysuit protects against slashes, punctures, projectile fire, and accusations of poor taste. Defensive $0 $0 $0 5
Marauder Pants [677] Wear these pants whenever you need to slide down razor blades or roll in a pool of fire. Defensive $0 $0 $0 6
Marauder Boots [678] These boots resist shock, heat, slashes, and punctures, and add force when you have to kick your way out of a situation. Defensive $0 $0 $0 4
Marauder Gloves [679] Ultimate finger-protectors. Kevlar is light, flexible, and really tough. Defensive $0 $0 $0 6
EOD Helmet [680] Got a bomb? We have the bomb-disposal helmet for you. Rugged and impact-resistant, with a built-in mini-searchlight for helping you read the instructions you wrote on your hand.

Effect: Immunity to Concussion Grenades, Pepper Spray, and Sand
Defensive $0 $0 $0 11
EOD Apron [681] When the bomb goes off, its impact goes everywhere. This apron shields your vital organs from blast compression and debris damage. Defensive $0 $0 $0 4
EOD Pants [682] These pants are not stylish, but they will help you walk away should that bomb go off while you are disarming it. Defensive $0 $0 $0 1
EOD Boots [683] Sturdy and stiff, with good treads for good grip, these boots can protect your feet from powerful blasts. Defensive $0 $0 $0 5
EOD Gloves [684] These must be the rarest armor elements in Torn. They'll keep your hands safe near a blast, but in order to actually deal with the bomb you're going to have to, you know, take them off and work with exposed hands. Defensive $0 $0 $0 5
Torn Bible [685] In addition to a fictitious tale about Torn's saviour, this book contains all the mysteries and information about the game, written in a language only translatable by Bogie. This book is said to be 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Friendly Bot Guide [686] Caspeh can be seen lurking around the many channels of IRC, and this is your guide to all things bottish! Join and win with Caspeh during the famous Hamster give-aways or kick back and relax with some scrabble - the possibilities are endless with Caspeh's Friendly Bot Guide. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Egotistical Bear [687] A bear created to stroke Passie's ego, so she can continue to regard herself as central to the world which revolves around her. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Brewery Key [688] Grants the holder of the key unlimited access to the Guinness Brewery, and also the amazing alcohol tolerance of the Irish. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Signed Jersey [689] This jersey was worn in the annual Torn Sports Tournament by RatedR and has been signed by the whole staff team. Give this framed, signed jersey a nice place on your wall! Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Mafia Kit [690] A unique kit handed down through generations of bloodshed and war to Two. Although the contents are still unknown, the kit is rumoured to contain a custom fitted bullet proof Armani suit and a matching hat. Owning this kit guarantees knowledge, power and wealth. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Octopus Toy [691] This octopus toy was modelled after Karty's pet octopus. This little 8 tentacled beast likes hiding in dark holes and is a sucker for the ladies! Be careful though, he's known to spray his ink over your face when you're least expecting it! Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Bear Skin Rug [692] This collectible rug is perfect for snuggling, bear skin to bare skin. You can find one on Prodi's floor near the fireplace. PETA approved as well, of course! Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Tractor Toy [693] A toy it may seem to you, however it has run into cars, had bottles thrown at it and been crashed multiple times. Only a tractor owned by DaveO comes with this kind of history. Equipped with a mini seat for the shortest of passengers and a radio that keeps you awake after a 14 hour day. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Mr Torn Crown '13 [694] Awarded to bogie [148747] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2013! Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Ms Torn Crown '13 [695] Awarded to 2hOt4WoTuGoT [183048] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2013! Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Piece of Cake [696] Covered in fine pink frosting and... It's cake! Other $0 $2 $0 2,277
Rotten Eggs [697] As fresh as the day they were laid, 7 months ago... Other $0 $1 $0 2,159
Peg Leg [698] Made from the finest shivered timbers. Rumoured to be 3 inches taller until the termites set in... Clothing $0 $15 $0 2,979
Antidote [699] This antidote has varying results in reversing the effects of the TCX-59 pathological agent. It will have a far higher chance of success against underdeveloped strains of the virus. Please see enclosed notes before use. Medical $0 $2,000 $0 1,109
Christmas Angel [700] A perfect addition to your Christmas tree. Other $0 $27 $112,000 28,015
Eggnog [701] Egg, sugar and cream... What else could possibly taste this good on a cold Christmassy evening. Sprinkle on some nutmeg for that very authentic flavour. Other $0 $4 $978,750 11,106
Sprig of Holly [702] A very merry berry addition to any Christmas. Other $0 $5 $114,800 29,437
Festive Socks [703] Knitted with love by Mrs Claus to keep your tootsies warm. Clothing $0 $17 $450,000 25,537
Respo Hoodie [704] Gifted exclusively to the BETA testers in the staff team and player committee who helped to test RESPO prior to launch. Clothing $0 $0 $0 75
Staff Haxx Button [705] For a long hard day at the office, when it seems like the help questions and forum reports will just not stop coming in. Never fear, the Staff Haxx Button you always wanted is here. May the force be with you! Other $0 $0 $0 54
Birthday Cake '14 [706] A birthday cake celebrating the 10th anniversary of Torn. What an epic decade! Here's to the next ten years. Other $0 $10 $0 2,909
Lump of Coal [707] It seems Santa has been very displeased with you. It looks like this is all you're getting for Christmas this year. Other $0 $1 $210,487 40,314
Gold Rosette [708] This gold rosette is awarded to the 1st place winners of community events. Handed out on rare occasions, this prestigious award proves the recipient is better than everyone else at everything, full stop. Collectible $0 $0 $0 269
Silver Rosette [709] This silver rosette is awarded to the 2nd place winners of community events. Its sale is frowned upon by event administrators. Treasure it forever! Collectible $0 $0 $0 279
Bronze Rosette [710] This bronze rosette is awarded to the 3rd place winners of community events. Not quite as good as gold or silver, the recipient has still strongly excelled over the majority of other participants. Collectible $0 $0 $220,000,000 306
Coin : Factions [711] This limited edition gold coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. It features two crossed AK-47's, an iconic symbol of factional warfare. Although Factions have been the sole reason for hundreds of thousands of hospitalizations over the years, they sum up extensive teamwork and friendship. As of December 2014, there are thought to be over 2,000 of these small underground groups causing an estimated 10,000 hospitalizations per day. Collectible $0 $0 $0 249
Coin : Casino [712] This limited edition gold coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of the Lucky Shot Casino. The preferred entertainment establishment among the majority of citizens certainly bolsters Torn's reputation, and over the last decade gambling revenues have brought the city in-line with Las Vegas. Collectible $0 $0 $0 250
Coin : Education [713] This limited edition gold coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of the Torn community college. With over a hundred courses, the college can prepare citizens for almost any walk of life. Its popularity is unprecedented, which is unusual when compared with other metrics like crime rates and health service statistics. The wonders of Torn City's educational system really are profound and have helped make the city what it is today. Collectible $0 $0 $0 250
Coin : Hospital [714] This limited edition platinum coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of the Torn City Health Service. Their valiant doctors and nurses have helped hundreds of thousands of people recover from violent injuries over the last decade. As of December 2014, the TCHS has seen over 17,000,000 patients and cares for over a thousand at any one time. Collectible $0 $0 $0 250
Coin : Jail [715] This limited edition platinum coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of the TCPD and Torn penitentiary whose officers arrest and watch over almost 3,000 inmates on a daily basis. Despite sceptics believing that the unique 'instant-justice' short term sentences have little-to-no impact on hardened criminals, officials say managing crime rather than actually reducing it is the best thing for the city. Collectible $0 $0 $0 250
Coin : Travel Agency [716] This limited edition platinum coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. This coin in particular displays an airliner, celebrating Torn's bustling international airport. Although offering only a handful of destinations, it serves over 5,000 commuters daily and drastically increases tourism. Collectible $0 $0 $0 250
Coin : Companies [717] This limited edition silver coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. This coin in particular focuses on companies. Their employees and directors have helped bring commerce and tourism to the city despite its shortcomings. As of December 2014, there are over 2,500 registered companies generating $81 billion per week. Collectible $0 $0 $0 249
Coin : Stock Exchange [718] This limited edition silver coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. This coin is dedicated to the Torn City Stock Exchange. World renowned for the unique gifts its directors lavish upon investors, and the fortunes made. Its legitimacy has strongly recovered since the days of insider-trading and a conspiracy among a few investors to manipulate the markets - nicknamed Torngate. Today's stock exchange pumps billions into Torn's corporations, strengthening the city's once questionable economical state. Collectible $0 $0 $0 249
Coin : Church [719] This limited edition silver coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. In particular this coin celebrates the newly completed multi-faith church which hosts hundreds of wedding ceremonies on a monthly basis. Despite initial criticism from atheists, its construction has been blessed by thousands of citizens who go there at least once a month to pray, and have raised over $15,000,000,000 in charitable donations as of December 2014. Collectible $0 $0 $0 250
Coin : Auction House [720] This limited edition bronze coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. This particular coin features the city's Auction House, where citizens can enter and bid on exceedingly rare items and even unique properties. Over the years, its auctions have attracted celebrities and tycoons, and made headlines around the world. Collectible $0 $0 $0 250
Coin : Race Track [721] This limited edition bronze coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. This coin celebrates Torn's raceway and the hundreds of enthusiasts who participate daily. Although criticised for spurring on an increase of illegal street races on Torn's roads, it's certainly a unique fascination among citizens and has greatly boosted the city's automotive industry. Collectible $0 $0 $0 250
Coin : Museum [722] This limited edition bronze coin, given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. This particular coin is dedicated to the museum. Established in 2009, it quickly gained the international spotlight for its unique and diverse collections. Working with volunteers in the community, its assortment of rare artifacts, continental flower arrangements and even collectors' edition plushies expands daily. Collectible $0 $0 $0 250
Coin : Drugs [723] This limited edition copper coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. This particular coin features a cannabis leaf. Drugs, although illegal, are rarely policed and have had a large impact on the city and its residents. Research suggests that citizens on drugs are generally more successful individuals than those who avoid them, but some critics strongly disagree - condemning their usage and calling for tougher laws. Their usage rate is unprecedented, making Torn the drug capital of the USA. Collectible $0 $0 $0 250
Coin : Dump [724] This limited edition copper coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of Torn. This one in particular spotlights the Torn City Dump. Residents have ditched over 50 million items, but what's fascinating are the crowds of people who head over each day to look through them. Hundreds of people sorting through other people's waste will always be an iconic image of Torn. Collectible $0 $0 $0 250
Coin : Estate Agents [725] This limited edition copper coin given to just 250 citizens, commemorates ten years of the Torn City Estate Agents. Ranging from trailers to private islands, over 100 brand new properties are sold daily. A true sign of social status; climbing the property ladder is one of the biggest desires among citizens. A recent statistic claims that as of December 2014, there are over 10,000 private islands off the coast, with an average of three per day being artificially created to meet demand. Collectible $0 $0 $0 250
Scrooge's Top Hat [726] A once-elegant hat, now shiny with wear and a little out of fashion. Clothing $0 $0 $0 310
Scrooge's Topcoat [727] A long, solid, dark coat that buttons to the neck and seems to reject snow and rain with scorn. Clothing $0 $0 $0 343
Scrooge's Trousers [728] Tight woolen trousers, with pockets that resist giving up their contents, whether a coin or a handkerchief. Clothing $0 $0 $17,000,001 313
Scrooge's Boots [729] Boots as accustomed to kicking beggars out of the path as to treading the floors in Scrooge's counting house. Clothing $0 $0 $0 340
Scrooge's Gloves [730] Ivory gloves that once were white. No amount of cleaning can remove some suspicious stains from them. Clothing $0 $0 $0 326
Empty Blood Bag [731] An empty blood transfusion bag ready to be filled.

Effect: Produces a blood bag of your type. Reduces life by 30%. Increases medical cooldown by 1 hour.
Medical $15,000 $0 $16,587 8,837,684
Blood Bag : A+ [732] A blood bag filled with type A+ blood. Compatible with recipients in group A+ and AB+.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 120 mins and restores 30% life. Increases medical cooldown by 30 mins.
Medical $0 $0 $18,375 5,160,497
Blood Bag : A- [733] A blood bag filled with type A- blood. Compatible with recipients in groups A-, A+, AB- and AB+.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 120 mins and restores 30% life. Increases medical cooldown by 30 mins.
Medical $0 $0 $20,770 1,426,661
Blood Bag : B+ [734] A blood bag filled with type B+ blood. Compatible with recipients in group B+ and AB+.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 120 mins and restores 30% life. Increases medical cooldown by 30 mins.
Medical $0 $0 $19,232 1,519,316
Blood Bag : B- [735] A blood bag filled with type B- blood. Compatible with recipients in groups B-, B+, AB- and AB+.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 120 mins and restores 30% life. Increases medical cooldown by 30 mins.
Medical $0 $0 $22,450 589,312
Blood Bag : AB+ [736] A blood bag filled with type AB+ blood. Only compatible with recipients in group AB+.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 120 mins and restores 30% life. Increases medical cooldown by 30 mins.
Medical $0 $0 $23,358 717,999
Blood Bag : AB- [737] A blood bag filled with type AB- blood. Compatible with recipients in group AB- and AB+.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 120 mins and restores 30% life. Increases medical cooldown by 30 mins.
Medical $0 $0 $23,685 351,390
Blood Bag : O+ [738] A blood bag filled with type O+ blood. Compatible with recipients in groups O+, A+, B+ and AB+.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 120 mins and restores 30% life. Increases medical cooldown by 30 mins.
Medical $0 $0 $18,403 5,923,304
Blood Bag : O- [739] A blood bag filled with type O- blood. Compatible with recipients in any blood group.

Effect: Reduces hospital by 120 mins and restores 30% life. Increases medical cooldown by 30 mins.
Medical $0 $0 $23,748 1,655,051
Mr Torn Crown [740] Awarded to the annual winner of the Mr Torn competition. One of the very rarest and most sought after awards. Collectible $0 $0 $0 8
Ms Torn Crown [741] Awarded to the annual winner of the Ms Torn competition. One of the very rarest and most sought after awards. Collectible $0 $0 $0 8
Molotov Cocktail [742] Easy to make with an empty bottle, some gasoline, and a wick to plug the neck of the bottle. The trick is knowing how long to wait, after you light the wick, before throwing the Molotov cocktail at your target--you don't want it to bounce off, but to explode in a ball of fire.

Effect: Opponent receives Severe Burning damage over 3 turns.

The Molotov Cocktail is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $0 $150 $66,904 378,389
Christmas Sweater '15 [743] Given to you by relatives you only see once per year, worn to boozy Christmas parties that result in disgraceful pictures plastered on social media. This Christmas sweater represents bad taste and good times had by all. Clothing $0 $0 $0 796
Book : Brawn Over Brains [744] Have you ever worn a tight-fitting vest top only to realise you look like Tom Hanks at the end of Philadelphia? Worry no more, as this helpful collection of workout tips will help to increase your strength and have you lifting heavy things like a big boy in no time. With over 5,000 revolutionary exercises, including "Deaf Guy Deadlifts", "Paralyser Pushups" and "Soil Yourself Squats", you'll become the man or manly-looking woman you always wanted to be.

Effect: Permanently increases Strength by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,584
Book : Time Is In The Mind [745] Time is a metaphysical concept whose values change according to the unique perception of every individual human. A romantic moment with a partner can whizz by in mere moments, whereas listening to the dull stories told by an elderly relative can feel like a lifetime. Using a variety of psychological techniques Time Is In The Mind will help you react faster, enjoy moments longer, and punch people in the face before they even know what hit them. By utilising simple methods such as putting your wristwatch in the freezer, or making every gap between seconds on your wall clock twelve metres long, you will become a veritable master of chronology and come to possess almost superhuman reactive ability.

Effect: Permanently increases Speed by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,439
Book : Keeping Your Face Handsome [746] Tom Cruise. Denzel Washington. Will Smith. What do they all have in common? No, they aren't all black, unless Tom Cruise is currently undergoing a reverse Michael Jackson. The answer of course is that they are all handsome movie stars. And do you know why? Because they never get punched in the face. Keeping Your Face Handsome is the book movie stars don't want you to see. With its unique insights into blocking, ducking and diving, you'll ensure your gorgeous mush continues to look lovely until the end of time.

"I wish I'd read this book before my face got spazzed"
- Sylvester Stallone.

Effect: Permanently increases Defense by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,408
Book : A Job For Your Hands [747] Did you know that humans use less than 2% of their hands' potential? What if we could somehow unlock the other 204%? My name is Colette Branlette, and whilst on holiday in Peru I studied the mystical ways of the human phalanges for over three weeks. Our dextrous extremities offer so much more to the world than simply tapping on keyboards and touching ourselves. In my inspiring personal story I recant how I unlocked society's iron grip on my own two mitts, and in turn explored the dormant life-force which lay untapped within my people paws - and all through the power of extreme shadow puppetry.

Effect: Permanently increases Dexterity by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,487
Book : Working 9 Til 5 [748] Dolly Parton is the world's favourite large-breasted country singer, unless you count Tim McGraw. But did you know that aside from being a platinum recording artist Ms Parton is also the brains behind a cutting-edge method of project management? This revolutionary scheme takes inspiration from Parton's 9 to 5 single, and fans of her mantra include Donald Trump, Flava Flav, and Bill Gates - the latter seeing an increase of over 400% in productivity since employing Ms Parton's methods at Microsoft. If you're sick of working 9 to 5, barely gettin' by, with all talkin' and no givin', then this book has the potential to change your life.

"If I'd known of Ms Parton's methods when I first started, I probably wouldn't be dead"
- Steve Jobs

Effect: Increases all working stats by 5% (up to 2,500 maximum gain each) upon completion.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,292
Book : Making Friends, Enemies, And Cakes [749] In our modern digital world it can be hard to find new friends, and just as hard to find yourself a pure evil nemesis. With everyone too focused on their iPads, Netflix and terror atrocities we all find it hard to break through and make new acquaintances from time to time. But did you know you can make both friends and foes on the bus, simply by sniffing them? Our easy program of 328 simple steps means you'll acquire lifelong pals and mortal enemies with ease, and all in the time it takes for a stranger to say "What are you doing to my hair?"

Effect: Increases friends list & enemies list capacity by +100 upon completion.
Book $0 $0 $0 8,911
Book : High School For Adults [750] Many of us have regrets about our time in high school - how come I never stood up for myself, I wish I had kissed that girl, why didn't I tell the Principal about coach's after school massage lessons? But the thing most people wish they could change is their course of study. You might be stuck in a dead-end graphic design job wishing you'd studied French. Perhaps you toil away as a physicist but your real passion is interpretive dance. Or maybe you're a Physical Education teacher and you wish you'd actually been to even just once. High School For Adults is the antidote to all of your educational errors, and contains a series of useful ideas which will help you retrain your brain for a whole new vocation or industry.

"I was one of the best pediatric cancer specialists in the world, but curing sick children never gave me anything like the rush I get when I turn up to work at the strip club and let strange men put dollar bills down my buttcrack"
- Dr Brandy Giggletits

Effect: Provides a free merit reset upon completion.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,052
Book : Milk Yourself Sober [751] The healing properties of milk have long been known to mankind, and those first intrepid perverts who dared to suckle on the teat of their bovine brethren unlocked a delicious creamy cave of medicinal wonder. Addiction is a terrible thing, but by replacing each of your daily meals with twelve glasses of milk you'll see those ketamine cravings and hashish hankerings disappear almost as if by magic. A treasure trove of milk stories and milk based recipes can also be found in this, a book described as "dangerously unscientific" by the National Medical Council.

Effect: Removes a substantial amount of drug addiction upon completion.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,008
Book : Fight Like An Asshole [752] The greatest fighters and warmongers in history - Sun Tzu, Napoleon, Hitler, Mike Tyson, Judge Judy - what do they all have in common? They were all gigantic ass-hats. It was Muhammed Ali who was once so eloquently quoted as saying "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee". Yet who amongst the animal kingdom is more of a dick than bees? Perhaps hyenas, but that's besides the point. To become a great fighter you must first become a great douchebag. In Fight Like An Asshole you will learn how to unleash your inner shithead, learning all manner of titty twisters, eye-gouges, and shin-kicks to the cock which will leave your enemy in a crumpled heap of tears and shame.

Effect: Provides a passive 25% bonus to all battle stats for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,294
Book : Mind Over Matter [753] Mind over matter - a saying we've all heard but what exactly does it mean?
Dr Prahapeemanafaleshakorlanomatophitarplain believes that the human body can actually "think" itself strong. The award winning author of such books as Smell Yourself Thin, Bones Are A Social Construct and Bullying Children Makes Them Smart now brings you this in-depth guide as to how you can use the power of self-belief to increase your strength. (N.B. Dr Prahapeemanafaleshakorlanomatophitarplain makes no guarantees as to the success or longevity of his methods and you attempt these activities at your own risk)

Effect: Provides a passive 100% bonus to Strength for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,171
Book : No Shame No Pain [754] In her 2015 essay on the human nervous system entitled Agony and Anxiety - Whaaaa? Professor Folangé Musketeer-Smith revealed a ground-breaking discovery regarding the human nervous system. After a series of experiments involving children subjected to severe amounts of emotional and physical agony, Professor Musketeer-Smith made the astonishing discovery that people who were embarrassed to a sufficiently high degree become entirely immune to pain. No Shame No Pain expands on the Professor's initial findings with a more detailed examination of the ways you can shame yourself and loved ones into an agony free existence.

Effect: Provides a passive 100% bonus to Defense for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,226
Book : Run Like The Wind [755] There isn't a man, woman or child alive who hasn't at some point dreamed of winning the 100m Olympic Sprint with a record breaking time of 9.04 seconds. Many of us have of course tried to achieve such feats, only to be told we're "too old", "too slow", "too fat" and "not from Jamaica". But what if you could use your own personal jet-engine to help you run faster than anyone ever has before you? Run Like The Wind contains scientifically proven methods based on the principle of harnessing your own human flatulence in order to increase speed. Once you know the power your air biscuits can provide, we guarantee you'll never waste another one.

- Oprah Winfrey

Effect: Provides a passive 100% bonus to Speed for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,045
Book : Weaseling Out Of Trouble [756] When the world's animals are listed in order of danger a few familiar names make up the top five; sharks, hippos, lions, spiders, mosquitos. But each time one notable absentee invalidates such lists, and it shall be to his eternal detriment if mankind continues to ignore the ever-present threat of the Weasel. Weasels are known for their extreme dexterity and cunning, yet their passive nature means they rarely use their powers for evil. Those weasels which do turn against man often manage to weasel out of court cases, leading to far fewer prosecutions than you would expect or hope. The only way humanity can combat any future insurrection by Earth's weasel population is to adopt and utilise their methods. By reading Weaseling Out of Trouble, you might just save your life.

Effect: Provides a passive 100% bonus to Dexterity for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 8,993
Book : Get Hard Or Go Home [757] Fast cars, leather jackets, a horrible personality; men use all sorts of things to mask the fact that they're packing a flaccid little cocktail weenie down there. But we all know the best way to overcompensate for having genitals which resemble an outty belly button is to hit the gym hard. Super hard. So hard it doesn't even matter if someone finds you sobbing in a heap clutching your junk. It doesn't matter okay? It's what you do with it that counts. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Effect: Increases all gym gains by 20% for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,833
Book : Gym Grunting - Shouting To Success [758] World famous documentarian Alan Cucumber documents the athletic regimen of tennis legend Serena Williams in a bid to uncover why her on-court grunting regime has brought her so much success. Following Ms Williams over a single calendar year, Cucumber discovers Serena's specific method of grunting and how it helps her in the gym, on the tennis court, and in the bedroom. Sadly Alan Cucumber's eardrums were shattered by one particular grunt as Ms Williams attempted a 6am bicep curl, but the erstwhile storyteller perseveres and brings you the full, unedited story of his time with the multiple Grand Slam champion, in a book which the UK's Guardian newspaper described as "baffling".

Effect: Increases Strength gym gains by 30% for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,744
Book : Self Defense In The Workplace [759] An attack on an office can happen at any place, at any time...well obviously that place has to be an office, and it would also have to be open, but you get the point. If a masked intruder was to storm in and murder you at your desk, would you survive? Self Defense In The Workplace teaches you the skills you need to protect yourself in the event of workplace warfare. Find out how dangerous a trapper keeper can be with the right training. Discover how a single sheet of A4 paper can slice a man's throat clean open. And commit to memory the knowledge that someone armed with only six post-it notes, two B3 pencils and a scientific calculator can hold off a horde of over 200 heavily armed troops.

Effect: Increases Defense gym gains by 30% for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,622
Book : Speed 3 - The Rejected Script [760] Screenwriter and amateur gynaecologist Ricky Buttons finally reveals to the world the full shooting script for the cancelled third entry into the Speed franchise; Speed 3: Piggyback Ride. In this uniquely fascinating manuscript a young father agrees to give his seven year old daughter a piggyback ride, discovering to his horror that he must then travel faster than 40 miles per hour at all times to avoid seeing his little girl detonate before his very eyes. This romantic action comedy romp is both entertaining and inspiring, as we read with bemusement the various methods employed by the desperate dad to keep his legs perpetually in motion.

Effect: Increases Speed gym gains by 30% for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,728
Book : Limbo Lovers 101 [761] The dexterity of one's spine has long been seen as an indication of their sexual prowess, and it is no coincidence that many of the greatest limbo champions were also spectacular in the bedroom. Margaret Headstone-Guff spent six years stalking and bedding some of the greatest pole-avoiders the world has ever seen, and during this time she absorbed many tips and tricks of the trade. Now this knowledge is passed on to you in this, a comprehensive guide to limbering yourself up real good, in a way which hopefully won't leave you paralysed.

"After limbering myself up using the instructions in Limbo Lovers 101, I now eat and defecate through a tube"
- The guy from Mumford & Sons

Effect: Increases Dexterity gym gains by 30% for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,535
Book : The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime [762] For three decades The Hamburglar's cheeky beef-stealing exploits were a mainstay of the McDonald's marketing campaign - until a brush with the law in 2003 put an end to both his career and his freedom. Embittered by a custody feud with his ex-wife, Birdie the Early Bird, The Hamburglar (real name Dennis Blork) was sent down for a 12 year stretch by Mayor McCheese after Officer Big Mac stumbled upon him desecrating the salad supplies at a nearby Burger King. But far from being the punishment intended, prison instead hardened The Hamburglar's criminal ways, giving him a range of crafty cons and terrible torture techniques courtesy of his fellow inmates. Now in this tell-all autobiography, The Hamburglar passes on his unique blend of criminal insight and erotic onion-based anecdotes in this The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime.

"If I see you looking at me like that again I'll f**king cut you"
- R. McDonald Esq

Effect: Increases crime skill & crime experience gain by 25% for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 0
Book : What Are Old Folk Good For Anyway? [763] Society has long wondered what to do with the elderly - ignore them, burn them, use them as some kind of hat-stand. Many believe we should just put them in old people jail and leave them to rot, but to do these things would be a waste of the delicious knowledge retained inside the minds of our many wrinkled wanderers. In What Are Old Folk Good For Anyway? we examine how you can feast upon the experience inside old-people brains for your own benefit. From how to unlock a door using slippers through to a range of fascinating techniques for persuading someone to sleep with you out of pity - this book is an anthology of elderly experience no young whippersnapper can do without.

Effect: Increases leveling EXP gains by 25% for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,101
Book : Medical Degree Schmedical Degree [764] Ever wonder how doctors know so much about your inside parts? Have you ever stopped to consider the possibility that they are wrong and you are right? We've all watched Grey's Anatomy, it can't be that hard. Hear the story of how I, Kenny Manchego, repeatedly leave hospitals against doctor's recommendations several days early, and how you can too!

Effect: Reduces all hospital time by 50% for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 8,973
Book : No More Soap On A Rope [765] Humans have tattled on each other since the dawn of time. Many of us remember the first time we told mom it was the kid next door who shat on the porch. Tattling is what makes humans human, so let us rekindle this spirit and apply those tale-telling traits to the Torn legal system. This guide will help you discover how to rat on your fellow criminals so hard the judge can't help but go easy on you.

Effect: Reduces all jail time by 50% for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 8,703
Book : Mailing Yourself Abroad [766] Ever wonder how mail seems to arrive so much faster at its destination than people do? Ervington Winterbottom did, so he decided to try something out. Over a period of three months he shipped 84 individually boxed kittens to various destinations across the country. On each occasion Winterbottom then attempted to arrive at his parcel's destination before his pussy packages using conventional public transport, and he failed every single time. Despite the unfortunate felines suffocating to death during each journey Ervington knew he had stumbled upon something life-changing, and to this day he saves thousands of pounds and hours every year shipping himself and his family to exotic destinations around the world. Mailing Yourself Abroad is the essential guide to cheap and easy international travel, and within minutes of reading it you'll be taping yourself up for the trip of a lifetime.

Effect: Reduces all travel times by 25% for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,287
Book : Smuggling For Beginners [767] International smuggler Reynauld Le Cul has transported over 8,000 tonnes of illicit items between borders over his lifetime, and now as he approaches retirement he has decided to share this knowledge with the world. By building up from small frozen grapes Le Cul explains how to secrete items within yourself, gradually stretching the body's natural elasticated entrances until you are capable of smuggling a baby grand piano without the use of lubricant. Smuggling For Beginners also covers eluding sniffer dogs, how to ace a cavity search, and how it's possible to walk with twelve coke-filled pineapples inside your body without arousing suspicion.

Effect: Increases travel capacity by +10 for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,248
Book : Stealthy Stealing of Underwear [768] If Torn City was more like Tokyo and sold used underwear in vending machines then we wouldn't need a book like this, but it isn't, so we do. I, Miranda Gropenstein, have dedicated my life to stealing all manner of undergarments from people's homes and dumpsters. Filthy men's boxer shorts? You got it. Ladies' thongs. No problem. Crotchless hosiery from the washing basket of a 94 year old blind lady? You better believe it. And guess what, I've never been caught! Let me share with you my stealthy secrets, so you too can become what several newspapers have described as "A filthy-minded wrong-un".

Effect: Maximum stealth for the next 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 8,962
Book : Shawshank Sure Ain't For Me! [769] Since the release of The Shawshank Redemption, prison breakouts have become a little cliché. Every warden worth his salt now checks behind posters of cute girls for holes, under toilets for cracks in the floor, and at the end of sewerage pipes for excrement-slathered convicts. The old ways no longer work, so Shawshank Sure Ain't For Me! aims to "breakout" and devise a whole new approach to the traditional prison bust. From seducing the warden and dressing up like a Mexican bandido through to pleading insanity and gradually mailing yourself piece by piece to an alternate destination - this book is the go-to guide for both current convicts and potential lawbreakers alike.

Effect: Large jail bust & escape boost for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,185
Book : Ignorance Is Bliss [770] Happiness is the right of every human being, and the best way to achieve this is to pretend bad things don't happen. There is a reason stupid people always seem so giddy with excitement, and that's because their simple minds have no way of knowing what the hell is going on. We take inspiration from those kids in high school who sat at the back of the class eating paste and bring you some psychological tricks to turn that frown upside down. Has your Grandmother died recently? Burn those treasured family photos. Starving kids in Africa? Smash your TV into bits. People calling you dumb? Just straight up murder them with hammers. Our book is full of handy happiness hints suitable for children and adults alike. And if none of them work, our words are also printed on LSD blotter paper.

Effect: Happiness can regenerate above maximum for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,494
Book : Winking To Win [771] There are many books on the art of persuasion, yet they all over-complicate what is essentially a very simple process. Making people give you more of what you want is as easy as two plus two, which if you didn't know equals four. Winking To Win teaches you how a simple wink of the right eye can double your fee in business negotiations instantly, and several winks in a row brings riches you can only dream of. Most people are too afraid to utilise the full power of the wink for fear it may make them resemble a pervert or stroke victim, yet those who truly understand the ways of the semi-blink will testify to its uniquely persuasive nature.

"Since I started winking I haven't looked back, mostly because I over did it and my eyes fell out"
- Stevie Wonder

Effect: Doubles contract credit and money rewards for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,038
Book : Finders Keepers [772] Why is it some people seem to get all the luck? One of your friends finds $50 on the floor, your mother acquires a briefcase full of jewels on the bus, and who hasn't got a best friend who just "happened" to stumble across a spare kidney in Taco Bell? I don't think this is luck at all. My name is D'aniel Bonkonovitch and in Finders Keepers I'll teach you how to make your own good fortune in this world of ours by simply re-classifying burglary, grand theft auto and pickpocketing as "aggressively opportunistic scavenging".

Effect: Increases awareness by 2500% for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,849
Book : Hot Turkey [773] Addiction is a cruel mistress and has blighted many people, but all of these tragically wasted lives could have been saved using one simple trick - denial. Both Alcoholics and Narcotics Anonymous claim the realisation of addiction is the first step towards recovery, but by delaying this crucial first step and recategorizing yourself as being "on the road to being on the road to recovery", you can enjoy one last month-long blowout before going cold turkey. In Hot Turkey we pose the questions drunk people are too wasted to ask. For example, giving in to your vice is often called "Falling off the Wagon", but how do we know the wagon is going in the right direction? Who is driving the wagon? Are there snacks on board? Maybe being on the wagon isn't all that great after all?

Effect: Gain no drug addiction for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,430
Book : Higher Daddy, Higher! [774] The noble art of pushing children on swings has long been suggested as a potential solution to the world's energy crisis. For reasons as yet unknown, the mysterious power of a child screaming "Higher Daddy, Higher!" seems to generate an unlimited amount of energy from untapped reserves located deep within the human body. Higher Daddy, Higher examines this elusive source of raw brute force and seeks to apply its principles to everyday urban living.

"I shouted 'higher daddy, higher!' whilst running for the subway, and I felt more energised than ever before in my life...until I was wrestled to the ground by police officers"
- Judge Judy

Effect: Provides +20% energy regeneration for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,390
Book : The Real Dutch Courage [775] During the Anglo-Dutch war of 1665-1667 the English sailors often remarked upon how brave their clog-wearing foes were in the heat of battle. The Dutch seemed to have complete disregard for their own safety, as was evident by their exclusive use of bicycles in a war fought entirely at sea. One man remarked that the Dutch must've been drunk, and it is from this incident the term "Dutch Courage" originates. Taking a drink before a stressful situation in order to stiffen one's resolve has long been referred to by this term, but The Real Dutch Courage seeks to obliterate this myth and reveal the true source of the Dutch sailors' bravery - the humble wasp. Each Dutchman took to battle a tiny wooden windmill filled with wasps affixed to their inner thigh as a method of encouragement, and the story of how this tradition came to pass truly is a tale for the ages.

Effect: Doubles nerve regeneration for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,353
Book : Because I'm Happy - The Pharrell Story [776] The popular musician and producer Pharrell Williams has long suffered from a debilitating mental condition which causes him to smile at all times, regardless as to whether the situation calls for it. The "Happy" hitmaker is often seen grinning at road traffic accidents, laughing at unfortunate medical diagnoses, and seeming positively ecstatic when informed of the death of a close family friend. This condition was caused by a blow to the head suffered when a 6 year old Pharrell was hit by an ice cream truck whilst walking his dog. However, when the young RnB sensation awoke to find his canine companion had passed away after gorging itself on chocolate snow-cones spilled during the accident, he found the news so funny he became unable to shed tears ever again. This inspiring unauthorised biography of Pharrell Williams is a must read for anyone who needs something to stare at while taking a dump.

Effect: Doubles happiness regeneration for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 8,845
Book : No More Sick Days [777] Traditional medicine has long been established as the one and only method of healing the sick, but did Jesus have access to aspirin and cough syrup when he cured the lepers? Historians say no, so how could he possibly achieve both this and the growth of such a long, lustrous beard? At the Medicinal Institute for Non-Derivative Life Extending Support Systems we work with homeopaths, psychics, spiritual healers and other non-qualified individuals to create alternative medical products for the gullible folk of the 21st Century. Did we say gullible? We meant smart. Smart educated people who clearly know more than those idiots with their "medical qualifications", "years of training" and their "reasonable logic".

Effect: Doubles life regeneration for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 8,805
Book : Duke - My Story [778] How you doin? I'm The Duke, and this is my story what I gone and wrote myself. Now if you wanna learn how to be a big-time honcho head like me you better sit down and read this, but don't go reading it on the john cause I don't wanna see that business! My book is full of stories about how people double crossed over me and I whacked em real hard, but they ain't put no pictures in like I said because they say Oprah won't read it if I do. If you wanna hear about how I grew up on the streets alone, how I became the biggest shark in a small duck pond of fish, and why I'm even more dangerous than those Balsamic State nutjobs over in the Middle Earth...then you better buy this book yeah? Good. I knew you'd agree.

Effect: Duke will occasionally retaliate against your attackers for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 0
Book : Self Control Is For Losers [779] How many beers do you think it's safe to drink in an hour? Four? Twelve? Forty twelve? What about cigars, cream cakes and breakfast burritos? Surely there's a limit right? Everything in moderation? Not if you're smart about it there isn't. My name is Hermando Ravioli, and my breakfast consists of deep-fried lard balls accompanied by a Champagne and human blood smoothie. But how can I eat this and still weigh only six stone? By tricking my body like a sucker that's how. Each morning I use visualisation techniques to convince my brain I've just completed a marathon, thereby increasing my metabolism and allowing me to fill my face with ever more crap. With Self Control is For Losers you too will learn my gluttonous secrets, and before long you'll be on your way to a well-earned heart attack.

Effect: Reduces all consumable cooldowns by 50% for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,400
Book : Going Back For More [780] When the ordinary public uses non-prescription medication for headaches, stomach pain or genital warts they often pay close attention to the recommended dosage. If the packet says take two every 24 hours, you take two every 24 hours - unless you are attempting to kill yourself. But did you know that you can take two times, three times, or even twelve times the recommended dose of any medication and only suffer minor internal bleeding and blindness? Going Back For More lifts the lid on the "recommended dosage" conspiracy and gives you the inside track on exactly how much morphine, neumune and painkilling medication you can take before you realise "I may have gone too far".

Effect: Reduces all medical cooldowns by 50% for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 8,950
Book : Get Drunk And Lose Dignity [781] Hollywood is littered with tales of tinseltown stars losing their minds in a haze of drunken debauchery, with Marlon Brando, Alec Guinness, Colin Farrell and Betty White all falling foul of the demon drink at one point or another. But one woman outstrips them all - Lindsay Lohan. The enchanting tale of the silver screen's hepatitis typhoon is brought to life in this exquisite anthology of crayon drawings and doodles. If you've always wanted to puke like a Hollywood starlet then this story will both inspire and disgust you, as you are taken on a veritable rollercoaster of booze, bitching, and blowjobs behind dumpsters.

Effect: Doubles alcohol effects for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,062
Book : Fuelling Your Way To Failure [782] In 1995 on a quiet walk through a forgettable city centre I met a man who would change my life. My name is Letitia Solid-Loaf and for years I had suffered with fatigue of both the mind and brain, until I bumped into a homeless man drinking petrol behind a KFC. He went by the name of Toxic Terry, and with his deep blue eyes and unruly mop of shaggy blonde hair he persuaded me to take a taste of his "cocktail" - which I later discovered was a simple energy drink mixed with petroleum. For the first time in my life I felt alive, and since this revelation I haven't gone more than three hours without combining an energy drink with harmful industrial propellants. Despite losing all of my hair, teeth, gums and dignity I do not regret a thing, and in Fuelling Your Way To Failure I offer up some of my favourite refuelling recipes for you to try at home, at school, or in a heavily soiled alleyway.

Effect: Doubles energy drink effects for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,471
Book : Yes Please Diabetes [783] If the tale of the Hungry Hungry Caterpillar tells us anything, it's that the morbidly obese eventually turn into a beautiful butterfly. Wouldn't you like to be that beautiful butterfly? Of course you would. This step by step guide will teach you the skills you need to become happier than ever as you consume nothing but candy and become a complete shut in within the comfort of your own home.

Effect: Doubles candy effects for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 8,827
Book : Ugly Energy [784] If there's one thing ugly people are known for it's their enthusiasm - because when you have a face that looks like you've fallen out of the ugly tree, been dragged through the whole hideous forest, chopped down by a grotesque lumber corporation and fashioned into the most vomit-inducing coffee table the world has ever've got to make a bit of an effort. In Ugly Energy we help you feel more energetic by teaching you how to disfigure your own face using nothing but a screwdriver, two tubs of mayonnaise and an industrial belt sander. And once you've messed up those stunning looks of yours, you'll begin to massively overcompensate and release the true power locked behind that one gorgeous mush.

"I used to be pretty, but now I do stuff instead...literally all the stuff"
- Lady Gaga

Effect: Increases maximum energy to 250 for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,787
Book : Memories And Mammaries [785] Some people are blessed with a photographic memory, others possess a naturally advanced brain capacity - but what about the rest of us? During her teenage years, mathematician and convicted felon Jennifer Yellow-Hat noticed that her friends had an astounding ability to recall her words whenever she wore a bulky sweater. Conversely, on days where her cleavage was on display, her associates' efforts to memorise facts and figures failed repeatedly. Her conclusion that the presence of breasts reduces the human mind's capacity for memory helped one Harvard student to a 100% grade on his advanced physics paper, and in Memories and Mammaries Ms Yellow-Hat explains how you too can improve information retention with three simple boob banishing techniques.

"What's my name again? Who are you? What am I doing here?"
- Hugh Hefner

Effect: Takes the same effect from the last used book for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 8,539
Book : Brown-nosing The Boss [786] The term "brown-nosing" refers to the behavior of an employee attempting to curry favor with their superior or superiors. It was first coined by the Roman Emperor Tiberius, whose appointed counsel frequently cleansed their leader's unvarnished penny as an act of worship and servitude. Obviously such techniques are inappropriate today, but what modern equivalents can an employee use to increase their workplace reputation? With step-by-step guides to everything from incisive compliments through to impromptu massage at the urinals, Brown-nosing The Boss is the most important career-progression tool you will ever need.

Effect: Greatly increases personal employee effectiveness for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 9,019
Book : Running Away From Trouble [787] Some of Torn's most respected cowards draw upon a lifetime's experience of running from scary shit to offer an eye-opening glimpse into the world of the namby pamby wuss. In this guide you'll find strategies and stories, none of which are heroic, which you can use to inspire yourself to run screaming like a little girl at the next sign of trouble.

"A book so gutless we're surprised it's even got a spine"
- The New York Times

Effect: Guaranteed attacking escape attempt success for 31 days.
Book $0 $0 $0 8,987
Certificate of Awesome [788] If there was an Awesomeness competition you would come first, second and third. And then we'd end the competition, burn down the stadium, and award you this Certificate of Awesome. Other $0 $0 $24,621 486,091
Certificate of Lame [789] There's nothing worse than trying and failing. You may as well just give up on life now. This Certificate of Lame can be presented at any pharmacy in exchange for a bottle of vodka, sleeping pills, and medicinal suicide grenades. Other $0 $0 $27,872 253,731
Plastic Sword [790] Kids have so much fun fighting with plastic swords and now you can too! Unless of course your opponent has an actual sword...

The Plastic Sword is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $4 $4,090 323,027
Mediocre T-Shirt [791] Need to blend into a crowd? Nothing says 'Average Joe' like this Mediocre T-shirt. Wear this on the streets and both cops and crooks will know you are reasonably okay at stuff. Clothing $0 $7 $1,595 526,842
Penelope [792] Penelope is Duke's favourite baseball bat which he's had since he was a kid. It is named after his ex-girlfriend Penelope because he likes to smash people in the balls with it, which was her favourite pastime too.

The Penelope is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 560
Cake Frosting [793] Just regular frosting. You know, the kind your mom buys for your birthday cake when she doesn't love you enough to make it herself.

Effect: Can be used with a Fruitcake and Lock Picking Kit to create a Special Fruitcake.
Other $0 $0 $0 413
Lock Picking Kit [794] This kit can pick any lock, key or electronic, and is small enough to be secreted anywhere you like. Except there.

Effect: Can be used with a Fruitcake and Cake Frosting to create a Special Fruitcake.
Other $0 $0 $0 413
Special Fruitcake [795] This fruitcake isn't "special" in the same way as your cousin Billy. It just means it now contains a secret lock picking kit. Other $0 $0 $0 96
Felovax [796] Felovax is a vaccine for cats against the Feline Immunodeficiency Virus. You are now safe from Cat AIDS.

Effect: Treats Feline Immunodeficiency Virus.
Medical $0 $0 $0 301
Zylkene [797] Zylkene is a stress reducing drug mostly prescribed to dogs.

Effect: Reduces stress in canines.
Medical $0 $0 $0 277
Duke's Safe [798] Duke's safe isn't used for mere money, the things you'll find in here will make you feel dirtier than if you licked the bottom of a garbage can.

Effect: Can be opened to reveal the contents if the correct combination is entered.
Other $0 $0 $0 559
Duke's Selfies [799] Duke's naked polaroids from the '80s show a much fitter, leaner gentleman. Other $0 $0 $0 12,488
Duke's Poetry [800] To offset his violent tendencies, Duke relaxes by writing love poems in this book. Other $0 $0 $0 12,720
Duke's Dog's Ashes [801] Duke's dog Nixon was killed by squirrels. His ashes are stored in this urn. Other $0 $0 $0 12,677
Duke's Will [802] This will bequeaths Duke's possessions to his ex-girlfriend Penelope...not the baseball bat. Other $0 $0 $0 12,517
Duke's Gimp Mask [803] Duke accidentally bought this leather gimp mask thinking it was a sleeping hood...or so he says. Clothing $0 $0 $0 12,521
Duke's Herpes Medication [804] This packet may or may not contain herpes medication, but Duke takes them anyway. Medical $0 $0 $0 12,573
Duke's Hammer [805] A devastatingly brutal claw hammer which is also a fruity shade of purple. Duke likes purple.

The Duke's Hammer is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 647
Old Lady Mask [806] With this realistic rubber old lady mask you could infiltrate an old folks home easily...if you wanted to. Clothing $0 $0 $23,020 53,578
Exotic Gentleman Mask [807] Nobody can decide whether this rubber mask of an Indian man is racist or not. Duke owns it, so it probably is. Clothing $0 $0 $23,382 53,486
Ginger Kid Mask [808] Ever wanted to experience ginger-prejudice up close and personal? Try this rubber ginger kid mask! Clothing $0 $0 $35,214 53,281
Young Lady Mask [809] With this realistic attractive young lady mask you too can be cat-called by construction workers whenever you like. Clothing $0 $0 $23,917 53,764
Moustache Man Mask [810] Everyone trusts a guy with a moustache, but if you can't grow your own this rubber moustache man mask will do the job instead. Clothing $0 $0 $25,050 53,362
Scarred Man Mask [811] This rubber scarred man mask is perfect for Halloween, or getting your own row of seats on the bus. Clothing $0 $0 $24,193 53,266
Psycho Clown Mask [812] This rubber psycho clown mask is so realistic even your unborn grandchildren will have nightmares. Clothing $0 $0 $100,554 53,515
Nun Mask [813] Nobody suspects a nun of anything untoward, so why not wear this realistic rubber nun mask whilst committing terrible acts in the Lord's name? Clothing $0 $0 $25,334 53,333
Tyrosine [814] Tyrosine acts as a mental alertness booster by synthesising itself into dopamine; a compound which improves the transport of messages between nerve cells and neurons. Tests on animals show that Tyrosine can have an effect on mood and alertness. When used in combat, this steroid will provide a massive bonus to dexterity.

Effect: User becomes Sharpened, increasing Dexterity by 500% for 120 seconds.

The Tyrosine is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $600,000 $0 $625,385 142,302
Keg of Beer [815] This keg will provide you with a delicious glass of foaming ice-cold beer, but if you're planning to chug the whole thing you may be out of luck. The quantity of intoxicating liquor within each keg is unknown, meaning you could squeeze out five, ten or even just a single solitary pint from this item. Make sure to savour every drop, because it could be your last.

Effect: Provides a Glass of Beer when used. Estimated 80 servings.
Supply Pack $0 $0 $9,634,323 10,032
Glass of Beer [816] Only savages drink beer straight out of the bottle. This glass of beer is obtained fresh from the keg, and provides the same level of drunken joy as you'd get from a regular bottle of suds. Provides a moderate nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 2 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Alcohol $0 $0 $0 325,278
Six Pack of Alcohol [817] When one bottle of booze simply isn't enough, this six-pack of exquisite forget-me-juice is just the thing you need to block out painful memories and make you feel on top of the world. Minty Mayhem, Kandy Kane, and Pumpkin Brew are just some of the drinks your randomly selected six-pack might contain.

Effect: Provides 6 premium alcoholic drinks when opened.
Supply Pack $0 $0 $1,011,318 140,932
Six Pack of Energy Drink [818] Need a pick me up? This randomly chosen six-pack of assorted energy drinks will have you shaking with pure enthusiasm in five seconds flat. Munster, Red Cow or Taurine Elite could be waiting for you in this carefully curated collection of refreshing liquid could a heart attack.

Effect: Provides 6 premium energy drinks when opened.
Supply Pack $0 $0 $14,371,975 73,152
Rosary Beads [819] If your god or gods still won't answer your prayers then these deity-tempting Rosary Beads are sure to get their attention. Made from the most sacred blend of polyurethane on the market, holding these in the palm of your hand will increase the effects of praying in the Church.

Effect: Boosts the effects of praying in the church by 10%.
Enhancer $0 $0 $1,766,249 18,772
Piggy Bank [820] The Piggy Bank is a porcine pottery vessel which can be used to store money. If you find saving hard, this item works in lieu of willpower to stash your cash away for a rainy day, as its contents can only be acquired by smashing it open.

Effect: Can safely store money. Withdrawing the contents will destroy the item.
Special $0 $0 $0 47,405
Empty Vial [821] Suitable for storing all manner of excretia and internal fluids, the glass vial comes with a water-tight screw-top lid designed to prevent spillage.

Effect: Can be filled with bodily fluids.
Other $0 $0 $0 0
Vial of Blood [822] This is a glass vial which now contains your blood. Take care not to spill it at a crime scene. Other $0 $0 $0 0
Vial of Urine [823] This is a glass vial which now contains your urine. It feels pleasantly warm to the touch. Other $0 $0 $0 0
Vial of Saliva [824] This is a glass vial which now contains your saliva. If you forgot to brush your teeth beforehand it may also contain traces of your dinner. Other $0 $0 $0 0
Questionnaire [825] The Neurological Uniform Temperament Survey is a form containing probing psychological questions, the answers to which can be used to determine the subject's proclivities for violence, empathy and general shenanigans.

Effect: Needs to be completed and returned to Amanda.
Other $0 $0 $0 0
Agreement [826] The Casus Foederis is a legal document created on behalf of Professor Amanda Ravenscroft. The signing of this document allows for your continued employment by the Professor, but you would be wise to read its terms before you do so.

Effect: Needs to be signed and returned to Amanda.
Other $0 $0 $0 0
Perceptron : Calibrator [827] This calibration edition of the Perceptron is a handheld tablet loaded with Psyreader 4.001 cognitive profiling software. This program utilises the user's response to logical, emotional and creative stimulus in order to generate a virtual mental profile, a profile which is subsequently used to calibrate any further devices used by the individual. Electronic $0 $0 $0 1
Donald Trump Mask '16 [828] Whether you love him or hate him, there's no denying that Donald Trump certainly exists. And now you too can walk around snatching felines at will with this realistic rubber depiction of his frequently animated face. (Made in Mexico) Clothing $0 $0 $0 60
Yellow Snowman '16 [829] We've all made snowmen before, and who doesn't love writing their name in yellow snow? But rarely are these two elegant pastimes combined, until now, with this magnificent showstopping ornament made from 100% anonymous tramp urine. Collectible $0 $0 $0 10
Nock Gun [830] The Nock Gun is a seven-barrelled rifle used by the British Royal Navy in the 18th Century. Capable of firing all seven of its 12mm rounds at once, the recoil from this gun means it can be fired just once per encounter, yet if you hit your opponent, once is all that's needed. Owned by Leslie Chanthavong thanks to his ancestors' theft of them from a Navy frigate 300 years ago, Leslie insists that each round fired from this weapon has spent a small period of time inside his bottom.

The Nock Gun is a Shotgun type of weapon.
Primary $0 $0 $0 47
Beretta Pico [831] If you're looking for a handgun small enough to hide in your bra yet strong enough to stop a horse, then the Beretta Pico is the firearm for you. The Pico is the thinnest semi-auto handgun in the world, and is capable of holding 6 .380 bullets inside its tiny 5 inch frame.

The Beretta Pico is a Pistol type of weapon.
Secondary $0 $0 $0 1,347
Riding Crop [832] Wielded by equestrians and perverts alike, the riding crop is a 30-inch lash-less whip comprising a fibreglass cane covered in leather. With one end thickened for grip and the other finished with a leather tongue, it is designed so as to not leave a mark when used. Using just a single flick of the wrist, one can inflict a great deal of pain or pleasure with this tasty little item.

The Riding Crop is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 164
Sand [833] There's nothing worse than getting sand in your eyes, especially in the middle of a fight with an aggressive stranger. Sand causes your opponent to become temporarily blinded, although this effect wears off over time.

Effect: Opponent becomes Blinded, decreasing Speed to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.

The Sand is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $0 $0 $870,000 4,801
Sweatpants [834] These grubby sweatpants belong to Leslie Chanthavong and have his name sewn into them. If you are wearing them you may wish to make an appointment at the local GUM clinic as soon as possible. Clothing $0 $0 $933,331 4,991
String Vest [835] For a look that screams welfare-dependent alcoholic, this lightly soiled string vest is a staple fixture in the wardrobe of any self-respecting bum. Clothing $0 $0 $0 5,143
Black Oxfords [836] This pair of classy, gentleman's Oxford shoes are tough, buffed and guaranteed to make even the most insignificant lowlife feel like a big shot. Just don't go wearing them for a game of Foot Roulette. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,419
Rheinmetall MG 3 [837] This German-made, belt-fed machine gun works best when mounted on a tripod or vehicle, but it still looks pretty badass wielded in one hand Rambo-style. Its surprisingly short recoil is complimented by a 1300 rounds per minute rate, and with an effective range of 200 to 1200 metres there's no hiding from this weapon's deadly brand of German efficiency.

The Rheinmetall MG 3 is a Machine gun type of weapon.
Primary $0 $0 $0 88
Homemade Pocket Shotgun [838] Capable of firing a single 12 gauge shell with more accuracy than a regular shotgun, this concealable pistol-sized sidearm will probably do as much damage to you as it does your opponent. But despite its hefty recoil and single-shell capacity, one shot from this baby is often more than enough.

The Homemade Pocket Shotgun is a Shotgun type of weapon.
Secondary $0 $0 $0 1,272
Madball [839] The Madball is the weapon of choice for gangster's on a budget, consisting of nothing more than a billiard ball placed into the end of a tube sock. But don't let this weapon's simple nature deceive you, because a single crack to the skull can render even the toughest brutes unconscious within seconds.

The Madball is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 1,140
Nail Bomb [840] Based on an old Irish recipe passed down through the generations, this particular style of Nail Bomb comes in the form of a pressure cooker filled with nails, ball-bearings and razorblades. Detonated using a blasting cap placed into the cooker's cover, many hapless terrorists have been known to confuse this device for a pot of mammy's delicious stew.

The Nail Bomb is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $0 $0 $2,370,000 5,777
Classic Fedora [841] With its wide-brim and indented crown, the Fedora proved a popular choice for gangsters and criminals of the early 20th Century. Later sported by the likes of Frank Sinatra, Indiana Jones and Michael Jackson, this piece of elegant headgear is often made of wool, cashmere or rabbit-hair, but this particular edition comes thanks to the eternal sacrifice of three brave chinchillas. Clothing $0 $0 $0 4,082
Pinstripe Suit Trousers [842] These stylish pinstripe suit trousers are made from 100% natural wool, which guarantees both long-lasting wear and the flexibility needed to swiftly kick a man when he's down. Clothing $0 $0 $987,035 4,182
Duster [843] Traditionally the preserve of cowboys, 50's detectives and 90's high-school shooters, the trenchcoat duster allows you to circumvent concealed carry laws with ease and keep your enemy guessing until the very last moment. Clothing $0 $0 $0 89
Tranquilizer Gun [844] The Tranquiliser Gun fires etorphine-laced darts at a rate of one every twenty seconds, requiring fast reflexes and a keen eye to be in the least bit effective.

The Tranquilizer Gun is a Piercing type of weapon.
Secondary $0 $0 $0 0
Bolt Gun [845] Using pressurised air to propel a pointed metal projectile, the Bolt Gun is capable of penetrating the skull of most creatures with one devastating shot. Often found on farms and in slaughterhouses, this weapon's retractable ammunition requires a close-range hit to be effective.

The Bolt Gun is a Mechanical type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 0
Scalpel [846] The blade of this surgical scalpel is made from volcanic glass, which is many times finer than a conventional steel blade, and this makes its edge capable of gliding through flesh at a cellular level.

The Scalpel is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 0
Nerve Gas [847] Odorless, colourless and extremely potent, Sarin Nerve gas paralyses the lung muscles to cause death from suffocation within one to ten minutes after inhalation.

Effect: Opponent receives Contaminated damage over 20 turns.

The Nerve Gas is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $0 $0 $0 9
Kevlar Lab Coat [848] This laboratory coat consists of a Kevlar polymer reinforced with carbon-fiber and overlaid with fire-resistant Nomex. Knives, bullets and flames will have a hard time penetrating this piece of apparel. Defensive $0 $0 $0 0
Loupes [849] Whether you're performing life-saving surgery or an agonising vivisection procedure, these head-mounted medical loupes allow you to magnify your view of the subject and make incisions with precision. Clothing $0 $0 $0 0
Sledgehammer [850] The 40lb Sledgehammer is a difficult weapon to wield. But if you do manage to connect with your opponent, a single blow is often enough to pulverize their pelvis into dust. Incidentally, that's why Peter Gabriel chose this as his nickname.

The Sledgehammer is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $554,312,237 72
Wifebeater [851] Whenever someone rocks up to a fight wearing a vest, you know they're gonna be able to take a punch. There's just something about the wifebeater vest that makes you harder to put down. Don't believe us, try it for yourself! Clothing $0 $0 $0 0
Metal Detector [852] Most frequently found in the hands of lonely middle-aged men with nothing better to do on a Sunday, the metal detector is a handheld device capable of locating metallic objects through sand, soil and human flesh. Electronic $0 $0 $0 1
Graveyard Key [853] As its name suggests, this key grants access to the Torn City Graveyard, enabling you to desecrate graves, interfere with corpses and make goth music videos as often as you so wish.

Effect: Enables access to the graveyard.
Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Questionnaire : Completed [854] The Neurological Uniform Temperament Survey is a form containing probing psychological questions, the answers to which can be used to determine the subject's proclivities for violence, empathy and general shenanigans.

Effect: Needs to be returned to Amanda.
Other $0 $0 $0 3
Agreement : Signed [855] The Casus Foederis is a legal document created on behalf of Professor Amanda Ravenscroft. The signing of this document allows for your continued employment by the Professor, but you would be wise to read its terms before you do so.

Effect: Needs to be returned to Amanda.
Other $0 $0 $0 1
Spray Can : Black [856] A spray can.

Effect: Used to spray graffiti.
Collectible $0 $0 $0 11
Spray Can : Red [857] A spray can.

Effect: Used to spray graffiti.
Collectible $0 $0 $0 10
Spray Can : Pink [858] A spray can.

Effect: Used to spray graffiti.
Collectible $0 $0 $0 247
Spray Can : Purple [859] A spray can.

Effect: Used to spray graffiti.
Collectible $0 $0 $0 307
Spray Can : Blue [860] A spray can.

Effect: Used to spray graffiti.
Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Spray Can : Green [861] A spray can.

Effect: Used to spray graffiti.
Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Spray Can : Yellow [862] A spray can.

Effect: Used to spray graffiti.
Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Spray Can : Orange [863] A spray can.

Effect: Used to spray graffiti.
Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Salt Shaker [864] The Salt Shaker is similar to a pepper shaker, in so much as it is a shaker full of salt, rather than pepper. You may wish to send it to someone who frequently dispenses excess sodium within the forums. Other $0 $5 $30,000 45,089
Poison Mistletoe [865] The quickest route to pleasure is through someone else's misery. If 2017 had a slogan, that would be it. So why not ring out the year by smooching under this Poison Mistletoe, which contains a hidden spritzer allowing you to drench your beloved in toxic chemicals and gain happiness at their expense.

Effect: Decreases a target's happiness by 25%, increasing your happiness by the same amount.
Special $0 $30 $25,730,000 6,968
Santa's List '17 [866] Have you been naughty or nice in 2017? This list was stolen from Santa's grotto and contains the names of all Torn's citizens neatly separated into two, highly judgemental columns. Those with split personality disorders are deemed eligible for both. Collectible $0 $0 $0 100
Soapbox [867] Have you got something mean to say about staff or Chedburn? Perhaps you're leaving the game due to a recent change and you'd like everyone to stand up and notice. If so, you'll need a portable pontification podium from which to preach your wisdom. Feel free to pass on the Soapbox to those who need it most. Collectible $0 $0 $0 25
Turkey Baster [868] The favoured tool of same sex and surrogate parents, this turkey baster can be employed to assist in the impregnation of a human woman without resorting to formal intercourse. It may also be used to slather a piece of cooked meat in its own juices - after you've rinsed it out. Other $0 $1 $0 11,459
Elon Musk Mask '17 [869] The fragrantly-named Elon Musk poses a threat to humanity like no man before. A potential super-villain in the making, his artificially intelligent bidets and hyperscoop payment pals will destroy us all. Amber Heard found this out for herself, so please, raise awareness of Musk's evil intentions by sporting this mask of his face. Just like Space X rockets, this mask is reusable and may explode upon impact. Clothing $0 $0 $0 250
Love Juice [870] Made from the secretions of the Patagonian Filth Weasel, Love Juice is a fast acting aphrodisiac - or so it says on the label. In reality, this product is known to be useless, unless you are exposed to a large cloud of human reproductive pheromones, in which case it will make you angry, hyperactive and strangely Samaritan.

Effect: Reduces attack & revive energy cost by 10. Increases Speed by 50% and Dexterity by 25%.
Drug $0 $0 $13,839,780 55,263
Bug Swatter [871] This bug swatter is given to those who report serious exploits or bugs which they could have abused for their own gain. The number of these items in circulation gives a good idea of how honest citizens really are.

The Bug Swatter is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 20
Nothing [872] Following the results of a city-wide poll, the people of Torn decided that the first 100 people to reach Level 100 should be given nothing. So here it is. Absolutely diddly squat. Zilch. Nada. Nowt.

Effect: Does nothing.
Other $0 $0 $0 100
Bottle of Green Stout [873] Consisting of nothing more than a glug of Irish stout and copious amounts of toxic green food colouring, this emerald-coloured beverage will give you the supreme confidence of a drunk while also serving to clean out your colon in record time. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 5 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Alcohol $0 $80 $1,047,962 61,940
Prototype [874] A weapon provisionally delegated by Torn authorities to members of the staff and committee for the experimentation of special bonuses. The firearm should be kept in optimal condition and cleaned regularly during entrustment, may be repossessed at any time.

The Prototype is a Rifle type of weapon.
Secondary $0 $0 $0 75
Rotten Apple [875] A withered apple. It's puckered skin is spotted with age. Shaking the apple stirs a faint rattling, as dried seeds echo within its woody core. Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Festering Chicken [876] A decaying chicken drumstick half covered in dried ranch dressing. Despite its rancid aroma, it is considered a delicacy by much of Torn City's animal population. Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Moldy Pizza [877] A putrid slice of pizza adorned with mushrooms of dubious origin. Sniffing it very carefully reveals the faintest odour of anchovies. Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Smelly Cheese [878] A rancid slice of cheese garnished with gobs of spoiled mayonnaise. Left out in the sun too long, it oozes grease. Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Sour Milk [879] A grubby bottle of spoiled milk. The glass is smeared with greasy fingerprints and the contents are dried and lumpy. It is not a good idea to smell this item. Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Stale Bread [880] A piece of dry bread. Once part of a sandwich, now it is home to a collection of molds. Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Spoiled Fish [881] A fetid piece of fish, half rotted, then dried in the midday sun. In some places this might be considered a local delicacy. Torn City is not one of them. Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Insurance Policy [882] A fully customizable insurance policy with blanks in both standard and non-standard places. It can be used to insure anything and everyone, with or without their knowledge. Collectible $0 $1 $0 0
Bank Statement [883] A bank statement bearing the name, address and account number of someone unfortunate with money to steal. Collectible $0 $1 $0 0
Car Battery [884] A fully charged car battery. Collectible $0 $450 $0 0
Scrap Metal [885] A useful-looking piece of scrap metal. This item can be sold for cash or put to a number of innovative and profitable uses. Collectible $0 $50 $0 0
Torn City Times [886] Read all about Torn's most dangerous criminals in the city's only officially recognized newspaper! The Torn City Times: Bringing you the biggest, realest, newest news. Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Magazine [887] Karma! Magazine: Exposing the looks, loves and dirty laundry of Torn's hottest criminals. Collectible $0 $5 $0 0
Umbrella [888] This convenient travel umbrella comes with a telescopic handle and absolutely no guarantees. Collectible $0 $75 $0 0
Travel Mug [889] A leak-proof travel mug that makes it easier to beat people up without spilling your coffee. Collectible $0 $30 $0 0
Headphones [890] Block out the sound of danger with these stylish headphones! Disclaimer: danger may persist despite silence. Collectible $0 $250 $0 0
Undefined [891] Unused $0 $30 $0 0
Mix CD [892] A home-made CD featuring a romantic hand-picked playlist. Collectible $0 $5 $0 0
Lost and Found Office Key [893] This key opens the door to the Subway Lost and Found office.

Effect: Unlocks additional outcomes when searching the subway.
Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Cosmetics Case [894] A high quality cosmetics case filled with designer makeup and high quality applicators. Collectible $0 $200 $0 0
Phone Card [895] This long distance phone card is great for catching up with friends, threatening your enemies, and lying to parole officers. Collectible $0 $30 $0 0
Subway Pass [896] Get through turnstiles faster with a season pass for the Torn City subway. Collectible $0 $2,000 $0 0
Bottle Cap [897] The apocalypse is inevitable. Invest in the currency of the future by collecting bottle caps! Collectible $0 $1 $0 0
Silver Coin [898] An old American silver dollar polished by the sands of time. Collectible $0 $10,000 $0 0
Silver Bead [899] A native american silver bead decorated with an intricate pattern. Collectible $0 $25,000 $0 0
Lucky Quarter [900] This lucky quarter will give you a heads' up whenever you need it! Collectible $0 $5,000 $0 2
Daffodil [901] A bright and cheerful yellow flower certain to fill you with the joys of spring. Flower $0 $5 $0 0
Bunch of Carnations [902] An inexpensive yet stylish bunch of flowers from a gas station near you! Perfect for apologising to your wife or taking to the funeral of a colleague you didn't really like. Flower $0 $15 $0 0
White Lily [903] Pay your respects with this flawless white lily. May leave pollen on your clothing. Flower $0 $10 $0 0
Funeral Wreath [904] Send your enemies off in style with this tasteful funeral wreath! Collectible $0 $75 $0 0
Car Keys [905] These mystery car keys are missing their fob, but they might still turn out to be useful. Collectible $0 $100 $0 0
Handkerchief [906] A delicately embroidered handkerchief, perfect for drying tears. Collectible $0 $10 $0 0
Candle [907] A sturdy ten inch candle suitable for a variety of uses. Collectible $0 $10 $0 0
Paper Bag [908] Awarded to the winners of Leslie's 'I Hate Mr and Ms Torn' contest, this paper bag can be worn over the head to protect others from the soul-destroying horror that is your damned ugly face. Collectible $0 $0 $0 50
Tin Can [909] An empty tin can with a rusty edge, perfect for storing leftovers or throwing at local wildlife. Collectible $0 $1 $0 0
Betting Slip [910] This commemorative betting slip was given to members of the bookie team, whose years of manual bets and inputs came to an end when they were replaced by machines who worked harder and complained less. Collectible $0 $0 $0 51
Fidget Spinner [911] A popular craze back in 2017, Fidget Spinners were invented by Steve Fidget and Steve Spinner in 1992 as a way of distracting children's fingers from the exotic lure of plug sockets. This one was awarded to Jammed, and is subsequently now broken and gunked up with mashed potatoes. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Majestic Moose [912] At first glance, you may believe this Majestic Moose to be so named due to its magnificent set of antlers. You would be wrong. The majesty of this moose is evident through its personality, just like Forgey, who it was awarded to for being consistently majestic and protecting the Canadian border. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Lego Wonder Woman [913] Just like Poptop, this Lego Wonder Woman comes equipped with Dual Ban Hammers and a plastic personality. Unlike Poptop, this figurine poses a choking hazard to children aged 3 and under. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
CR7 Doll [914] Awarded to Tiller in recognition of his speed, skill and magnificent thighs. Unfortunately, the doll can only be viewed from the back, as the face looks nothing like him. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Stretch Armstrong Doll [915] This Stretch Armstrong doll is made of plastic, rubber and filled with a non-toxic gel. It was awarded to staff member Stretch, who is made of skin, bones and filled with a highly toxic substance known as alcohol. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Beef Femur [916] After a hard day's staffing, 787thWarDog loves nothing more than to kick back and relax by chewing on a 10lb beef femur. Now you know why his coat is so glossy. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Snake's Fang [917] Filled with enough venom to kill a whale or 4,000 puppies, this snake's fang was originally implanted into the mouth of staff member Dexter. Sadly, he had to have it removed after accidentally biting his own tongue. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Icey Igloo [918] As Torn City's resident data wrangler, IceBlueFire often becomes overheated due to the heavy server loads running through his brain. As such, he must live inside an igloo, like this one, except bigger. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Federal Jail Key [919] Honourable people are often awarded the key to the city. Instead, Porny has been given the key to the federal jail, to commemorate his efforts in ridding Torn of dishonorable scumbags. Collectible $0 $0 $0 20
Halloween Basket : Spooky [920] This Spooky Halloween basket can be used to pilfer sweets, booze and energy drinks from your fellow citizens. It is made from 100% Vinyl Chloride, a carcinogen which is known to leech toxic chemicals into liquids and foodstuffs.

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Special $0 $0 $0 8,719
Michael Myers Mask '18 [921] Originally based on the face of William Shatner, this iconic mask was most famously worn by the villain of the Halloween movies, Michael Myers; a fictional murderer not to be confused with the real life guy who played Shrek. Clothing $0 $0 $0 249
Toast Jesus '18 [922] This piece of toast has been burnt in such a way that it seems to depict the face of the Son of God. What a glorious miracle! This year, rather than turkey, why not consume our Lord and Savioury Jesus Christ on Christmas Day instead? Collectible $0 $0 $0 50
Cheesus '18 [923] Forget Edam and Eve. They are nacho saviours. They will not boursin for you. But this Jesus-shaped Cheeto will. For this man is the Son of Gouda, Cheesus Christ. Camembert witness to his glorious legacy. Halloumi brie thy name. Collectible $0 $0 $0 52
Bottle of Christmas Spirit [924] This Bottle of Christmas Spirit is guaranteed to get you in the mood to tell your relatives what you really think of them. Replete with flavours of pine, candy and turkey, this booze will leave you feeling so full you'll barely suffer a hangover at all. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 5 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Alcohol $0 $0 $1,473,599 10,583
Scammer in the Slammer '18 [925] You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, well here comes Scammer in the Slammer! This 100% asbestos toy can be used to watch over your family and friends to prevent them from selling Snowboards as Skateboards and Vicodin for Xanax. Zachjuv, Perplex and Kapten beware, the Scammer in the Slammer is watching you! Collectible $0 $0 $0 50
Gronch Mask '18 [926] Say hello to everyone's favourite festive villain, The Gronch! Legally distinct from other similar looking children's characters, The Gronch hates Christmas so much he'll knife anyone wearing an Xmas sweater. And now you too can follow in his bloody snowprints, by sporting this definitely non-copyright infringing Gronch Mask! Clothing $0 $0 $0 50
Baseball Cap [927] Wear it forwards to keep your head cool, wear it backwards to be even cooler. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,031
Bermudas [928] Some say these are named 'bermudas' because it's so easy to get lost in 'em. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,037
Blouse [929] A lovely, flattering garment for warmer days. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,055
Boob Tube [930] The best choice of clothing, if you want to spend all day hoisting something up. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,002
Bush Hat [931] It's said the mere presence of this hat makes crocs flee on sight. Clothing $0 $0 $0 993
Camisole [932] This versatile undershirt can be worn on its own to add some flirty flavor. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,028
Capri Pants [933] Having a great shin day? Show them off with these pants. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,039
Cardigan [934] For days that are neither hot nor cold, or when you don't want people to look at your butt. Clothing $0 $0 $0 993
Cork Hat [935] If you turn your head really fast, maybe you'll make some awesome music! Warning: this injures the eyes. Clothing $0 $0 $0 987
Crop Top [936] For whatever reason, you might decide that everyone needs to intimately get to know your gut. Wear this. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,098
Fisherman Hat [937] This item gives +1 to Fishing skill but -1 to Seduction. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,042
Gym Shorts [938] You don't just have to wear these to the gym, you can wear them anywhere you want! Isn't that cool? Clothing $0 $0 $0 994
Halterneck [939] What, you're too good for sleeves? Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,011
Raincoat [940] Contrary to popular belief, this coat was invented to protect from rain, not create it. Clothing $0 $0 $19,999,999 995
Pantyhose [941] Wear this on your face for a stylish accessory to your robbery. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,038
Pencil Skirt [942] Is it a pencil? Is it a skirt? It's actually neither. (Except it's a skirt.) Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,018
Peplum Top [943] This shirt was designed as a dress for people who still wanted to wear pants. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,073
Polo Shirt [944] This casual sports shirt is sure to make people think you're a pretty cool guy. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,084
Poncho [945] This stylish must-have is the perfect combination of airy and warm. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,055
Puffer Vest [946] This handsome and authoritative vest is said to get people to respect your opinions 33% more. It also keeps your torso super warm! Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,071
Mackintosh [947] Legally, you are still supposed to wear clothes underneath this. But this is Torn, so you do you. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,047
Shorts [948] Like pants, but less. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,026
Skirt [949] It's like a lampshade for people. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,085
Travel Socks [950] Keep your toes as warm and snuggly as your favourite handgun with these cozy travel socks. Clothing $0 $0 $0 960
Turtleneck [951] This garment provides a handy built-in escape from awkward conversations. Clothing $0 $0 $0 998
Yoga Pants [952] Wear these if you want to do yoga, or if you want to remind people that you have a butt. Clothing $0 $0 $10,000,000 1,016
Bronze Racing Trophy [953] This Bronze Racing Trophy is awarded to those who finish third in racing events. Finishing third is probably worse than finishing fourth, as not only did you not win, but you've been recognised for your failure to achieve even a runner-up spot. Collectible $0 $0 $0 9
Silver Racing Trophy [954] This Silver Racing Trophy is awarded to those who finish second in racing events. Having been so close to victory, this trophy is here to remind you of the glory you failed to achieve. May its presence forever haunt you. Collectible $0 $0 $0 9
Gold Racing Trophy [955] This Gold Racing Trophy is awarded to the winner of a Torn racing event. Ownership of this item marks you out as a true champion - unless you bought it, in which case you are quite possibly the biggest loser of all. Collectible $0 $0 $0 8
Pack of Blank CDs : 250 [956] Writable CDs for recording music or saving data. Electronic $0 $45 $0 1
Pack of Blank CDs : 50 [957] Writable CDs for recording music or saving data. Electronic $0 $10 $300,000 9,482
Chest Harness [958] If you can ever figure out how to get this thing on, you'll be the belle of the leather fetish ball. Clothing $0 $0 $2,355,557 860
Choker [959] Despite its name, this flattering neck accessory is surprisingly comfortable. Clothing $0 $0 $0 864
Fishnet Stockings [960] Aside from the occasional fish caught in them, this steamy alternative to pantyhose remains a fan favourite. Clothing $0 $0 $1,879,630 859
Knee-high Boots [961] If you were to wear these and enter a 'highest boots' competition, you would only lose out to thigh-highs. Clothing $0 $0 $3,788,222 838
Lingerie [962] It's really just a fancy word for underoos. Clothing $0 $0 $8,000,001 906
Mankini [963] Wear a mankini, but make sure you manscape first. Don't make me mansplain it to you. Clothing $0 $0 $0 112
Mini Skirt [964] The regular skirt's shorter, flirtier, smaller cousin. Clothing $0 $0 $0 853
Nipple Tassels [965] Jump up and down so they go around and around and around and around! Clothing $0 $0 $25,500,000 237
Bowler Hat [966] Also known as a billycock, bob hat, bombin or derby, the Bowler Hat was once the preserve of city gentleman, being a key part of typical business attire until the 1970's. These days, Bowler Hats are exclusively worn by Dr Watson cosplayers and people going through a steampunk phase. Clothing $0 $0 $1,900,000 988
Fitted Shirt [967] Everyone looks good in a fitted white shirt. With extra tailoring applied around the chest and waist area, it will enable you to show off your pecks, bosoms or man-boobs in all their spectacular glory. Just don't spill gravy on it. Clothing $0 $0 $0 914
Bow Tie [968] If you're attending a fancy dinner and want to look smart, or you want to dress like a 12-year-old chess prodigy whose parents pushed him so hard he is unable to form meaningful friendships in adulthood, the Bow Tie is the perfect accessory. This one is made from red silk, and should be paired with a red pocket square and a smug, condescending outlook toward your peers. Clothing $0 $0 $0 981
Neck Tie [969] This red neck tie screams authority. The minute you sport this bad boy to the office everyone will stop to listen to you, even if you have nothing useful to say. Made from pure silk, this tie can also be used as an emergency bandana. Clothing $0 $0 $0 969
Waistcoat [970] Gray waistcoats are most commonly spotted at weddings and christenings, given that they serve no useful purpose other than to make you feel slightly warmer than you ought to be. This one comes with a decorative pocket, which tells others that you could have pockets if you wanted, but you have chosen a wiser path. Clothing $0 $0 $4,700,302 934
Blazer [971] Blazers are a multipurpose item which can be worn by everyone from business bros and bridegrooms through to schoolboys and boat jerks. Team this dark gray blazer with a pair of blue jeans for that ultimate "poor guy cosplaying a rich guy" look. Clothing $0 $0 $4,000,000 1,036
Suit Trousers [972] Unless you're one of those kilt-wearing berks who thinks they're Scottish because their uncle once visited Aberdeen, black suit trousers are the most formal form of legwear mankind has thus far invented. These particular trousers would work well for someone attending a job inteview, visiting a funeral, appearing in court, or dressing up as the guy from Hitman. Clothing $0 $0 $8,848,851 990
Derby Shoes [973] Derby Shoes were once worn by hunters and sportsmen, but today they are suitable for occasions both formal and informal. The Derby is an open laced shoe, meaning the quarters are sewn on top of the vamp, which makes them easy to put on. If you neither know nor care what that means, you may be interested to learn that the Derby was invented for the 19th Century Earl of Derby, who was so fat he had trouble putting his regular shoes on. And if that isn't a legacy, I don't know what is. Clothing $0 $0 $4,833,332 928
Smoking Jacket [974] Smoking Jackets were designed in the 19th Century for men who wanted to enjoy tobacco without their clothes smelling absolutely rank. The most iconic colorway for a Smoking Jacket is Burgundy and Black, with silk or velvet the preferred material. Famous aficionados of the garment include Fred Astaire, Hugh Hefner, and 2006 Playmate of the Year Saddam Hussein. Clothing $0 $0 $0 237
Monocle [975] Consisting of a circular lens within a wire frame attached to a short string or chain, the Monocle is a piece of corrective eyewear used to enhance your vision in one single eye. With the advancements of modern optometry and the death of Patrick Moore, the monocle has now been rendered obsolete. Clothing $0 $0 $0 130
Bronze Microphone [976] Nobody remembers those who came in third place in any event ever, not even their families and friends. But this bronze microphone trophy will change that, given as it is to those who were deemed not good enough for second place in a Torn singing competition. Collectible $0 $0 $0 28
Silver Microphone [977] If you're second in the Olympic 100 metres this is often a temporary scenario, as you'll likely be bumped up to first ten years later when a random drug test eliminates the victor. We can't promise that will happen with Torn's singing competitions though, so you'll have to make do with this silver microphone trophy instead. Collectible $0 $0 $0 30
Gold Microphone [978] This ownership of this golden microphone trophy indicates that you have achieved one of two things; either you won a Torn singing competition due to your fantastic musical abilities, or you bought the trophy off the item market to pretend you've achieved something. Collectible $0 $0 $0 25
Paint Mask [979] Would you like to avoid huffing half a gallon of paint into your lungs while repainting the spare bedroom? Then this Paint Mask is the product for you, as its particulate cotton filters ensure your airways are free from both fumes and droplets. WARNING: Does not protect against airborne viruses. Enhancer $0 $0 $0 1
Ladder [980] Ladders were traditionally used to help people avoid snakes, but these days they have all sorts of uses; scaling a tree to retrieve a cat, peeping into your neighbor's bedroom window late at night to look at their cat, and gaining entry to the Ladder Owners Club of Torn. This ladder is made from flimsy aluminium and has been described as "a death trap" by online reviewers. Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Wire Cutters [981] The sharp steel blades of these industrial-sized wire cutters are capable of cutting cables up to 1cm thick. You can also cut cables that are not as thick as this, if you so desire. The one thing these cutters cannot be used to cut through is the ground-breaking crime drama The Wire. Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Ripped Jeans [982] These ripped jeans weren't ripped by a fashion brand to make them appear trendy and distressed. These jeans were ripped by life itself, therefore proving the wearer's commitment to "keeping it real". They are made out of 75% denim and 25% human angst. Clothing $0 $0 $6,500,000 598
Bandit Mask [983] Ever wanted to commit a crime without the victims knowing your identity? You should probably buy something more substantial than this Bandit Mask, then, as it covers approximately one fifth of a regular-sized human face. Even Batman's cowl does more than that. Clothing $0 $0 $1,255,556 1,913
Bottle of Moonshine [984] Distilled in secret by illegal brewers, this moonshine is far more potent than regular alcohol. Sip slowly, or it'll knock more than your socks off. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases nerve by 5 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.
Alcohol $0 $0 $1,049,624 138,818
Can of Goose Juice [985] Gain the aggressive power of a goose in no time by sinking a can of this highly-concentrated energy drink.

Effect: Increases energy by 5 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink $0 $10 $363,366 450,134
Can of Damp Valley [986] Infused with rare nutrients found only in the Damp Valley region of Torn, this energy drink will boost both your energy and blood pressure.

Effect: Increases energy by 10 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink $0 $15 $669,826 401,737
Can of Crocozade [987] Packed full of glucose, sucrose, pentose and hexose, this super sugary energy drink has a real bite to it.

Effect: Increases energy by 15 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.
Energy Drink $0 $20 $1,015,370 361,947
Fur Coat [988] Animal rights protestors have labelled this fur coat the cruellest garment of Autumn Winter 2020. Made from 40% fox, 38% mink and 22% miscellaneous fur, this gorgeous coat would suit both a lady of elegance and a bloke in his mid-thirties who thinks he looks like Macklemore. Clothing $0 $0 $0 881
Fur Scarf [989] When you wear a fur scarf it tells others that you like animals too much to wear a full coat of their skin, but not so much that you wouldn't fashion them into an accessory. Constructed from a gorgeous blend of Chinchilla and Madagascan boy fur, this scarf is 100% vegan unfriendly. Clothing $0 $0 $3,500,001 881
Fur Hat [990] In Red Dead Redemption 2 you can construct many different types of fur hat out of a range of interesting animals, from grizzlies and wolves through to beavers and racoons. In Torn, you get just one, and it's made from cat hair. Clothing $0 $0 $1,500,001 917
Platform Shoes [991] Platform Shoes were popular with both men and women throughout history, and while today they are more commonly seen as a feminine item, discrete platform shoes are still worn by "short kings" to disguise their lack of vertical manhood. These dusky pink platforms come with a 100% money back guarantee that you'll sprain your ankle in them within the first 30 days. Clothing $0 $0 $4,500,000 865
Silver Flats [992] These Silver Flats are notable for their lack of sole, whereas the music of Ed Sheeran is known for its distinct lack of soul. Made from a mixture of recycled trash and commercial adhesive, Ed Sheeran has sold over 150 million terrible records. This fact has nothing to do with these shoes, which are fine if you like that sort of thing. Clothing $0 $0 $1,750,001 870
Crystal Bracelet [993] Crystal Bracelets are as gaudy as they are shiny. Constructed from reasonable quality silver by Francis Montana, Torn's resident jeweller, this bracelet is studded with white topaz crystals, which are said to improve the wearer's mental clarity - something which much of Torn's populace could benefit from greatly. Jewelry $0 $0 $15,000,070 422
Cocktail Ring [994] Cocktail Rings are also known as statement rings, given that they are chunky and feature a large, often fake gemstone in their settings. Quite what statement the wearer intends to make is down to you, but given the sheer size of this thing, you'd certainly make an impression if you punched someone in the temple with it. Jewelry $0 $0 $0 876
Sun Hat [995] The Sun Hat is a type of headwear defined by a large brim, with its purpose being to protect the head, neck and shoulders from the sun's rays. You will often find these hats being worn by people who live in Earth's equatorial regions, but they can also be spotted on the heads of English women who think they're posh just because their boyfriend won tickets to the races. Clothing $0 $0 $1,500,001 834
Square Sunglasses [996] Whether you're trying to hide an unsightly bruise or you're just damn sick of the sight of the sun, these Square Sunglasses will keep your peepers behind closed doors and then some! Made from low-grade plastic by a Vietnamese child, these glasses are guaranteed to shatter if you look at them the wrong way. Clothing $0 $0 $5,995,000 824
Statement Necklace [997] A necklace is a piece of jewellery worn around the neck. If you were born without a neck, you are prohibited from wearing a necklace. This statement necklace comes studded with rose quartz crystals, which supposedly promote healing, if you believe in all that s***e. Jewelry $0 $0 $16,000,000 422
Floral Dress [998] Girls love nothing more than flowers. Not oxygen, not their boyfriends, not even puppy dogs. That's why this Floral Dress is so popular among the fairer sex, given that it has been designed in a floral style. If it had been made with a print of severed horse heads, it wouldn't be nearly as popular. Clothing $0 $0 $0 861
Shrug [1001] The Shrug is a cropped, cardigan-like garment with short or long sleeves cut in one with the body, often made from knitted wool. This description was the first thing that came up when we googled Shrug. If you ask most people what a Shrug is, they will probably do something expressive with their shoulders. Clothing $0 $0 $1,974,998 898
Eye Patch [1002] Contrary to popular belief, pirates did not wear eye patches because they had lost an eye in battle. Their true purpose was to hide the black eyes often inflicted upon pirates by their ocean bretheren. Relationships between men can often become violent, and this is never more true when you're stuck out at sea with nothing but salty water and rum for lubricant. Clothing $0 $0 $0 0
Halloween Basket : Creepy [1003] This Creepy Halloween basket has a joyous expression painted on the side, because we all know that the creepiest thing of all is someone who is happy. But you too will be happy, given that this creepy basket provides an extra 5% chance of gaining a treat!

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Special $0 $0 $0 3,873
Halloween Basket : Freaky [1004] The reason this basket is called Freaky is because we made it look like Lindsay Lohan in Freaky Friday. In real life, she has only two teeth in her mouth. And in Torn City, this basket provides you with two 5% bonuses to your treat collection chance. That's 10% in total, omg!

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Special $0 $0 $0 4,156
Halloween Basket : Frightful [1005] You know this basket is genuinely frightful because it has zigzags for a mouth. That's just pure science right there. And how's this for pure maths? You now get a 15% bonus to your treat collection chance when attacking! How frightfully nice of us.

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Special $0 $0 $0 4,053
Halloween Basket : Haunting [1006] This basket is more hillbilly than haunting, but I suppose that's quite apt. After all, what's more haunting than the image of a redneck sleeping with his sister? Him sleeping with his mother? Yes, I'll give you that. And we'll also give you an extra 20% in treat collection bonuses too.

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Special $0 $0 $0 4,023
Halloween Basket : Shocking [1007] This Halloween basket is shocking because we've written vile slurs all over the inside. There's ******, **** and even the S-word in there. I don't even know what the S-word is, but it sounds bad. This basket is now more shocking than Ricky Gervais- who isn't actually that shocking. But do you know what is? The 25% treat bonus this basket brings!

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Special $0 $0 $0 5,325
Halloween Basket : Terrifying [1008] If you want to be terrified just look at your bank balance! Oh my god I'm just slaying tonight. And you will be too with this Terrifying Halloween Basket, which provides its bearer with 30% in treat collection bonuses. Now you'll have more treats than ever, and you can stop selling your underwear online to pay your bills.

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Special $0 $0 $0 5,124
Halloween Basket : Horrifying [1009] This basket looks like it's in pain, and pain is quite horrifying, so I've heard. If you've never felt pain before, why not try stabbing yourself in the arm with a butter knife? Or, alternatively, stab someone else while holding this basket, because you'll get a 35% treat collection bonus if you do!

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Special $0 $0 $0 3,069
Halloween Basket : Petrifying [1010] What's the difference between petrified and horrified? We don't know, and nor do we care, so please don't Google it and tell us. Either way, this Petrifying Halloween Basket will give you a 40% extra chance of collecting a treat from someone. And that goes up to 100% if you ask them nicely.

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Special $0 $0 $0 1,949
Halloween Basket : Nightmarish [1011] This Basket contains your worst nightmares... and candy. Inside you'll find that animal you're scared of, your partner cheating on you with your father, and that time you called the teacher mom in front of the whole class. Oh, and you'll also find that this basket gives you an extra 45% chance of collecting treats!

Effect: Used to gather treats from others.
Special $0 $0 $0 421
Blood Bag : Irradiated [1012] A blood bag filled with irradiated blood. This should be destroyed at an appropriate disposal facility.

Effect: Causes low-level radiation sickness. Increases medical cooldown by 30 mins.
Medical $0 $0 $24,315 139,436
Jigsaw Mask '19 [1013] Billy the Puppet was used in the Saw films by evil antagonist John Kramer as a means of communicating with his test subjects. Why not wear this Billy mask the next time you're watching a naive young woman try to escape a reverse bear trap? Clothing $0 $0 $0 250
Reading Glasses [1014] Struggling to read that Report on Crime? These Reading Glasses will help restore your eyesight to that of a prepubescent child. And they come with the added bonus of making you look like a very old lady. Clothing $0 $0 $1,075,000 1,072
Chinos [1015] These lightweight cotton Chinos are perfect for the man who wants to make minimal impact in every room he walks into. Their dark beige color matches the aura of their wearer, and we guarantee that nobody will expect you to be funny or interesting while wearing them. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,044
Collared Shawl [1016] The Collared Shawl is a timeless piece of knitwear which suits both the elderly and the elderly at heart. If you're lucky, you might find butterscotch candies stuck to the inside pocket. If you're unlucky, blood. Clothing $0 $0 $1,124,999 981
Pleated Skirt [1017] Traditionally the preserve of substitute teachers with scant regard for their appearance, the Pleated Skirt has made a comeback in recent years, and can now be seen on people who you'd easily describe as a potential 7/10. This particular skirt is made from Navy Blue flannel, which is exactly as sexy as it sounds - not very. Clothing $0 $0 $977,772 1,031
Flip Flops [1018] Flip Flops are commonly worn at the beach or on holiday, but those of an elderly persuasion are fond of wearing them with a pair of socks underneath. Pensioners probably do this due to the wretched state of their ancient feet, which makes you wonder why they don't just wear a pair of damn shoes instead. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,018
Bingo Visor [1019] This lurid green Bingo Visor is a must-have accessory for any self-respecting douchebag. Whereas they were once sported by old folk who wished to avoid the glare of the bingo hall's halogen lights, Bingo Visors are now often worn by young people at the beach, and that guy from that band called A. Remember them? No, nobody does. Clothing $0 $0 $0 260
Cover-ups [1020] Too cheap to afford a pair of prescription sunglasses? These cover-ups are an affordable alternative, as they are designed to sit on top of your regular spectacles and protect your peepers from the sun's harmful rays. However, while wearing them, you do run the risk of looking extremely frail, so bear that in mind. Clothing $0 $0 $5,767,999 524
Sandals [1021] These leather strap Sandals are exactly what the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ might've worn if he lived today or indeed ever. And speaking of fictional tales, these particular Sandals were purchased in a job lot from the producers of the 2000 movie Gladiator, who used the money to purchase tranquilisers for Russell Crowe at the wrap party. Clothing $0 $0 $1,600,000 1,069
Golf Socks [1022] Constructed from a poly-cotton elastane blend, these Golf Socks are so durable that the only way you'll get a "hole in one" is through a game of Foot Russian Roulette. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,051
Flat Cap [1023] Flat Caps have enjoyed a resurgence lately thanks to their appearance in Peaky Blinders, a crime series covering the exploits of the Shelby crime family whose members are stricken with a disease which forces them to walk in slow motion. Formed from a rounded cap with a short stiff brim, these flat caps are sadly bereft of blades, but you will certainly look sharp wearing one. Clothing $0 $0 $0 0
Slippers [1024] These neoprene foam Slippers were stolen in bulk from a fancy spa retreat just over the Torn border. Both comfortable and wipe clean, these foot gloves will prevent you stepping on broken glass as you make your way through the kitchen at midnight to grab yourself a beer. Clothing $0 $0 $0 129
Bathrobe [1025] There's nothing better than sinking into a fluffy white Bathrobe after a nice hot crack bath - which is a lot like a regular bath, except you smoke crack while in the tub. This particular robe is made from the purest white silk, and is modelled on one which Whitney Houston owned. Clothing $0 $0 $0 126
Party Hat '19 [1026] The design of this party hat is generic enough to be suitable for children's birthdays, office shindigs and festive ritual sacrifices. It must be worn at a jaunty angle to demonstrate the full force of your wackiness. Clothing $0 $0 $930,000 25,623
Badge : 15th Anniversary [1027] This badge celebrates Torn's 15th anniversary. It can be worn to advertise your age, IQ or frequent use of profanities. Clothing $0 $0 $1,450,000 25,624
Birthday Cupcake [1028] This looks delicious, and it's reasonably fresh too! Every part of it is edible, including the candle and the paper case... if you're a goat.

Effect: Increases happiness by 250 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $0 $1,603,566 32,004
Strippogram Voucher [1029] This strippogram voucher entitles the bearer to bestow the gift of a strippogram upon any other person in Torn City. It is a gift that is both classy and arousing in equal measure.

Effect: Increases a target's happiness by 2,500.
Special $0 $0 $13,253,123 16,099
Dong : Thomas [1030] Thomas is a daft little rascal who likes nothing more than chasing squirrels and eating out of garbage cans. But don't get him too excited, because Thomas suffers from severe breathing difficulties which will eventually kill him. Plushie $0 $0 $3,000,000 5,109
Dong : Greg [1031] Unlike the Taco Bell Chihuahua, Greg doesn't like Mexican food. In fact, he doesn't like Mexicans much either. Greg is extremely racist and suspicious of all foreigners. But he does love snuggles. Plushie $0 $0 $0 5,186
Dong : Effy [1032] Despite her prim and proper appearance, Effy is the very definition of a basic bitch. When she's not drinking a whole vat of cooking oil because it smells nice, she can be found chasing sticks down ravines and encroaching on the personal space of complete strangers. Plushie $0 $0 $0 5,123
Dong : Holly [1033] Holly is a mischievous old hound with a thoroughly evil soul. She often breaks out of her home and will lead small children and other dogs out into the middle of a busy road, at which point she will sit back and watch the carnage unfold. Plushie $0 $0 $0 5,058
Dong : Jeremy [1034] Jeremy loves to laugh, but he rarely does, as he is painfully aware of all the suffering going on in the world - something you can see for yourself by looking into his cold, sad eyes. Because of his perpetually morbid outlook, Jeremy is quite fond of chocolate. Plushie $0 $0 $0 5,153
Anniversary Present [1035] This box was given out on Torn's 15th anniversary. It contains roughly 15% of your daily ration of joy. Supply Pack $0 $0 $0 5,845
Greta Mask '19 [1036] As befits her status as an inspirational, teenage eco-warrior, this mask has been made from 100% non-recyclable, non-sustainable, highly carcinogenic plastics. How dare we! Clothing $0 $0 $0 250
Anatoly Mask '19 [1037] This lightly irradiated mask of Anatoly Dyatlov from Chernobyl is made from 3.6% graphite, which we found up on the roof, despite Anatoly insisting it definitely wasn't there. Its quality is not great, not terrible, and if you think you can taste metal while wearing this mask, then you're clearly in shock. Clothing $0 $0 $0 244
Santa Beard [1038] With this big jolly Santa beard strapped to your face, you'll almost have everything you need to impersonate Jolly Saint Nick at your local mall. All you need now is a big red suit, a gut which resembles that of a pregnant manatee, and the rosy red cheeks of someone who is quite clearly suffering from severe alcoholism. Clothing $0 $0 $99,000,000 999
Bag of Humbugs [1039] Bah, Humbug! So sayeth Scrooge McDuck in the 1983 movie Mickey's Christmas Carol. These delicious boiled sweets are flavored with peppermint. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $40 $0 12,627
Christmas Cracker [1040] Without pain, there can be no joy. This Christmas Cracker item is the epitome of that sentiment, as when you try to pull it with someone else, only one of you will receive a lovely surprise.

Effect: When used on a target, provides gifts to one, and a 5% happiness decrease to the other.
Special $0 $0 $945,000 23,609
Special Snowflake [1041] This item is given to staff in recognition of the many special snowflakes they have to deal with on a daily basis. Delicate, frosty and prone to melting, Torn's players are just as unique as individual snowflakes, but distinctly less fun to catch on your tongue. Collectible $0 $0 $0 27
Concussion Grenade [1042] There are two ways to give someone concussion; punch them in the head repeatedly, or lob a Concussion Grenade at them. When your opponent is concussed, they may suffer problems with concentration, memory, balance and coordination.

Effect: Opponent becomes Concussed, decreasing Dexterity to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.

The Concussion Grenade is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $0 $0 $6,600,000 3,462
Paper Crown : Green [1043] This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. Clothing $0 $0 $498,998 6,131
Paper Crown : Yellow [1044] This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. Clothing $0 $0 $424,545 6,206
Paper Crown : Red [1045] This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. Clothing $0 $0 $450,000 6,103
Paper Crown : Blue [1046] This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. Clothing $0 $0 $489,998 6,031
Denim Shirt [1047] Denim Shirts give off a clear signal to everyone around you, and that signal is "I like jeans so much I want to wear them all over my body". This particular shirt is made from stretch denim, because let's face it, you haven't been looking after yourself lately. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,726
Denim Vest [1048] When accompanied by a white t-shirt and a set of dog tags, a Denim Vest tells others that while you aren't someone to be messed with, there won't be many consequences if you do. This particular vest is made from denim that is raw and untreated, like your spirit, I guess. Clothing $0 $0 $1,499,999 1,672
Denim Jacket [1049] Denim Jackets work best when teamed with items that are not made of denim, lest you suffer the ignominy of being seen in double denim. There are many items not made of denim, including cotton t-shirts, woolen overcoats, and PVC onesies to name but a few. Clothing $0 $0 $949,998 1,649
Denim Jeans [1050] Jeans were invented by Steve Jeans in 1992, when a shortage of chinos meant that dads everywhere were rendered pantsless on Saturday afternoons. The denim fabric from which they are made was created in Europe in the 16th Century, which was also when colonialism really started to take off. Coincidence? Yes. Clothing $0 $0 $2,549,998 1,687
Denim Shoes [1051] If you're trying to build some sort of denim gimp suit, then you'll need this pair of Denim Hi-Tops to go with your Denim Jacket, Denim Vest, Denim Shirt, Denim Trousers and Denim Thong. These shoes are unsuitable for both men and women over the age of 32. Clothing $0 $0 $1,500,000 1,669
Denim Cap [1052] Denim Caps should be worn backwards for a "radical" effect, or front ways for an "I don't like the sun in my eyes" vibe. These caps can also be worn sideways at your own risk. Clothing $0 $0 $944,748 1,630
Bread Knife [1053] Whether you're looking to slice open an artisan sourdough or a rival's throat, the Bread Knife allows you to do so with consumate ease. The weapon of choice for Jimmy "Two-Shins", this serrated blade will lacerate your opponent and leave them bleeding long after you've slashed them.

The Bread Knife is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 60
Semtex [1054] Semtex is a general purpose plastic explosive which can be moulded into all kinds of amusing shapes, if the mood strikes. When fitted with a timer and a detonating cord, this material can be used to explode your target into tiny disappointed pieces.

The Semtex is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $0 $0 $0 9
Poison Umbrella [1055] Considered the weapon of choice for Cold War assassins, this Poison Umbrella is capable of transferring a small poisonous pellet into your opponent. This particular umbrella is wielded by Fernando Maria Fernández, a.k.a. Fingers, and the ingredients in its poison are known only to him.

The Poison Umbrella is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 85
Millwall Brick [1056] The Millwall Brick is an improvised weapon consisting of a simple newspaper rolled up lengthways and folded in half to create a solid club-like edge at one end. It was invented by fans of Millwall Football Club as a way of smuggling a weapon into football grounds, but Arsenal supporters claim they almost invented it first.

The Millwall Brick is a Clubbing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $0 0
Gentleman Cache [1057] The Gentleman Cache is a Supply Pack which contains one item from a selection of refined, formal garments considered suitable attire for the opera, the racecourse, or the murder of a prostitute in 19th Century East London. Supply Pack $0 $0 $6,049,999 4,386
Gold Chain [1058] All that glitters is gold, but only shooting stars break the mold. You won't exactly break any molds in this 9 karat Gold Chain, but you will make yourself a target for muggers if you wear this on the streets. Jewelry $0 $0 $0 117
Snapback Hat [1059] This Snapback Hat comes without one of those douchey silver stickers attached to the brim. We removed it on your behalf, because what are you, twelve? Clothing $0 $0 $0 985
Saggy Pants [1060] The practice of wearing Saggy Pants is believed to have originated in the US prison system, where belts and braces are prohibited, and prison-issue items are often oversized. Outside of the clink, those who wear this style of trouser do so to show off how clean their underwear is. Clothing $0 $0 $0 471
Oversized Shirt [1061] It doesn't matter how fat or thin you are, this Oversized Shirt will always be two sizes too big for you. Made from a revolutionary fabric called Nylong, this shirt adapts to the wearer's physique and stretches without pressure, enabling you to look "proper street" from the moment you put it on. Clothing $0 $0 $2,840,141 934
Basketball Shirt [1062] The Torn City Basketball Team is known as The Shivs, and while they haven't played a match in fourteen years, their apparel is still popular among the city's youth. This vest is made from a high-tech breathable fabric known as Pit-Stahp, enabling you to emerge from even the most intense interrogation sweating less than Prince Andrew. Clothing $0 $0 $1,533,667 961
Parachute Pants [1063] If you want to be noticed and / or beaten to a pulp, you could do no better than this pair of gold lamé Parachute Pants. Popularized by MC Hammer in the 1980s, parachute pants were originally made of nylon to allow the wearer to breakdance effectively. These are made from lamé, because who even breakdances anymore? Clothing $0 $0 $15,999,000 240
Tube Dress [1064] A Tube Dress is not a dress in a tube, it is simply a dress that is shaped like a tube - you know, like Pringles, except clothes. Made from viscose and elastine, this pink Tube Dress can be thrown on by women and crossdressers in a matter of seconds, which comes in handy if you need to exit your lover's bedroom window in a pinch. Clothing $0 $0 $950,000 936
Gold Sneakers [1065] Jazz up an otherwise forgettable outfit with this pair of snazzy Gold Sneakers! Constructed from coated rubber and canvas, these Gold Sneakers will look like absolute s**t as soon as you scuff them just once, so treat them with care! Clothing $0 $0 $29,749,997 254
Shutter Shades [1066] Remember when Kanye West wore a pair of Shutter Shades in 2007? Like almost everything Yeezy creates, this style was stolen from a 1980's trend, but now you can bring them back in style by sporting a pair of these cheap plastic knock-offs. Clothing $0 $0 $0 478
Silver Hoodie [1067] If you've ever wanted to attract an increasing number of magpies to your body then this Silver Hoodie is exactly what you need. Made from cotton flocked with a mixture of PU and Mercury, this hoodie will leave you weak and trembling if you wear it for long enough. Clothing $0 $0 $2,000,001 966
Bucket Hat [1068] Popular among British festival-goers of the 1990's, the Bucket Hat is a piece of headwear made from thick canvas - three times as thick as Liam Gallagher, actually. This particular Bucket Hat comes in a shade known as Hot Salmon. Clothing $0 $0 $0 941
Puffer Jacket [1069] The Puffer Jacket, also known as the Down Jacket, was designed by Australian chemist George Finch for the 1922 Everest expedition. While his design was initially mocked, it eventually fell into favor due to its wind-resistance abilities, and the fact that it makes you look three times as big as you actually are. Clothing $0 $0 $5,500,000 973
Durag [1070] Durags, also known as do-rags or du-rags, consist of a simple cloth worn over the head and tied around the back. They are most commonly worn by people of colour who are in the process of developing wave, braided or dreadlocked hairstyles, but they can also be worn by white people who want to look like a weapons-grade bellend. Clothing $0 $0 $0 953
Onesie [1071] Onesies were once the sole preserve of newborn babies whose parents couldn't be bothered to dress them up properly. But today, the Onesie is now popular as a homewear item, or a streetwear item if you have abandoned the concept of shame. Clothing $0 $0 $0 122
Baseball Jacket [1072] In the United States, many citizens wear Baseball Jackets to excuse the fact that they are carrying a baseball bat around with them at the time. In Torn, such chicanery is unnecessary, so feel free to sport this retro polyester Baseball Jacket to disguise yourself as a yankee tourist instead. Clothing $0 $0 $3,000,000 877
Braces [1073] If for some reason you're allergic to belts, then a pair of Braces does just as good a job at holding your trousers up instead. Of course, you wouldn't need either if you'd bought properly fitting trousers in the first place, but until you grow into them, these elasticated black braces will stop you looking like a gangsta rapper. Clothing $0 $0 $0 463
Panama Hat [1074] Panama Hats are lightweight, brimmed, and typically made of woven straw. They were originally an Ecuadorian invention, but Panama Hat sounds nicer than Ecuador Hat, so everyone just pretends that's where they came from. Clothing $0 $0 $1,750,001 967
Pipe [1075] Used to smoke loose tobacco, the Pipe is a dual-purpose item given that it also increases your ability to contemplate things by roughly 400%. Pipes are best smoked by a roaring fireplace in a room with lots of books in, and perhaps an ancient musket on the wall for good measure. Clothing $0 $0 $0 102
Shoulder Sweater [1076] In Torn City it is illegal for someone to board a boat without their sweater being tied over their shoulders. This Shoulder Sweater comes pre-tied to save you the trouble. Clothing $0 $0 $0 224
Sports Jacket [1077] Sports Jackets are so-called due to their historic use by men playing outdoor sports, such as shooting, hunting, and cricket. Unlike a blazer, the Sports Coat is made from a hardwearing fabric which enables it to be worn as a casual, everyday item. This one is made from light tweed, which sounds like Mike Tyson trying to describe the universal physical constant. Clothing $0 $0 $0 461
Old Wallet [1078] Inside this old, leather wallet you'll find a snapshot of someone else's life. Credit cards. Membership cards. A coupon for half off at Big Al's. Family photographs. An expired condom. Who knows, maybe you'll even find a wad of cash in this wallet, cash you could use to buy something useful, like a wallet. Supply Pack $0 $10 $0 0
Cardholder [1079] Cardholders are bought by people too rich to carry cash, but too poor to have their PA pay for their groceries. This particular cardholder might contain one of several types of cards you can steal but the most important thing is that it won't ruin your silhouette when you store it in your ass pocket. Supply Pack $0 $55 $0 0
Billfold [1080] A billfold is thinner and has fewer compartments than a wallet, but they can hold more cash than a stripper's g-string. The only problem with a billfold is having to deal with people who compliment your "fancy new wallet", as you'll have to correct them, to which they will reply "I don't care". Supply Pack $0 $700 $0 0
Coin Purse [1081] The Coin Purse is most popular among elderly women, who remain gloriously oblivious to its use as a slang term for testicles. Inside this Coin Purse you may find several coins of various denominations, which you are then free to insert into vending machines, gumball machines, or the Neverending Story coin-operated ride that's been outside your local 7-11 since 1984. Supply Pack $0 $10 $0 0
Zip Wallet [1082] Zip wallets are wallets for those who refuse to embrace chaos. If it is destiny that your driver's license should fall out of your wallet and end up in the hands of a methed-up sex criminal who tracks you down so he may consume your toenail clippings, then who are you to deny the will of the universe? This Zip Wallet may contain useful items, but it will not save you from your predetermined fate. Supply Pack $0 $75 $0 0
Clutch [1083] In 1832 famed biologist Henri Latrine discovered that women were deathly allergic to pockets, hence why it is illegal for ladies' clothing to possess hidden compartments to this day. The Clutch Bag was invented to enable the fairer sex to transport their various accoutrements without having to store them in their mouth. This Clutch Bag may contain anything from cash to make-up, through to old receipts and the number of a man who was both creepy and persistent. Supply Pack $0 $1,250 $0 0
Credit Card [1084] Credit Cards can be used to acquire a significant amount of debt in exchange for items you want but can't afford. They can also be used to cut up lines of cocaine, if Torn had any cocaine, which it doesn't... yet. Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Lipstick [1085] Lipstick is a cosmetic item made of oils, waxes, pigments and moisturizers used to apply color to the lips. The point of lipstick is to make your mouth more attractive to others, but the same effect can be achieved by stuffing it full of mashed potatoes and gravy. This particular lipstick is Flesh Wound Carmine #005. Collectible $0 $10 $0 0
License [1086] This Driver's License should be in the wallet of its owner rather than your hand. But given that it is not, you may as well use it to take out a bank loan, adopt a child, or get married in someone else's name. Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Tampon [1087] Tampons are a feminine hygiene product used to absorb the menstrual flow during a woman's period. They can also be filled with vodka and used to imbibe alcohol at a party through non-oral means, although this will probably kill you. Collectible $0 $5 $0 0
Receipt [1088] Judging by this receipt, it appears that someone is in for a great night by themselves, given that it lists the purchase of a cucumber, ten trash bags, some duct tape, a family-sized jar of mayonnaise, and a Hannah Montana blu-ray. Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Family Photo [1089] This photo appears to have captured a precious, intimate moment between a loving family during a day at the beach. But for all we know, this may have been the last time they were seen alive, as their psychotic father dragged them kicking and screaming into the sea in a four-way death pact. Either way, it's beautifully composed. Collectible $0 $1 $0 0
Lint [1090] Lint is a mixture of textile fibers, human hair, skin cells, animal fur, dust and microorganisms which can often be found at the bottom of your dryer, in your pockets or inside your belly button. Eat it, you might like it. Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Handcuffs [1091] Beloved by law enforcement and kinky lovers alike, these steel Handcuffs are capable of fixing a person's hands behind their back or to the bedframe until such time as they are released. Collectible $0 $45 $0 0
Lubricant [1092] A silicon based lube with a full body and undertones of rich orchard fruits. Perfect for smearing on your loved one before committing acts that would disappoint your mother. Collectible $0 $15 $0 0
Hit Contract [1093] Inside this envelope is the name of a dangerous, wanted criminal, along with a contract for their "termination". The envelope itself is quite nice, so you might want to save it for when you start eBaying all the crap in your spare room. Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Syringe [1094] This unused 5ml syringe could be used to inject yourself with all manner of intoxicating substances. Or, if you're thrifty, you might use it to refill an off-brand printer cartridge and save yourself some dough. Just make sure you don't get confused and overdose on Magenta. Collectible $0 $2 $0 0
Spoon [1095] The bowl of this spoon is suspiciously charred. This leads you to believe that someone has been using it to heat cold soup while holding it over the stove. Collectible $0 $3 $0 0
Cell Phone [1096] Known as the most durable mobile phone of all time, the Italian-made Gnocchia 3310 should really be classed as a melee weapon, given that one single blow with this object is capable of turning someone's face into a concave structure. Electronic $0 $125 $0 0
Assless Chaps [1097] Traditonally, a set of chaps consists of a pair of leggings and a belt, often made of leather, which are worn over trousers to protect the wearer's legs while on horseback. Chaps do not typically cover your crotch or buttocks, but this pair has been designed with a front pouch, which hints that they are to be worn over bare naked flesh. Assless they may be, but you'll have no trouble tapping dat in a pair of these bad boys. Clothing $0 $0 $0 804
Opera Gloves [1098] Once the preserve of high society dames and regality, Opera Gloves are now worn by slags and wannabe starlets everywhere. The long, slender design of these stylish gloves make even the roughest broad feel like she's having Breakfast At Tiffany's when she's snarfing down an Egg McMuffin in Maccies at half nine in the morning. Clothing $0 $0 $0 426
Booty Shorts [1099] Not everyone can pull off a pair of Booty Shorts, especially if it's a hot day and they've stuck to the inside of your ass-flaps. These leopard-print crack-snugglers are perfect for those whose friends have no imagination, because they leave absolutely nothing to it. There's no need to upload pictures of your food to Instagram while wearing Booty Shorts this tight, because everyone can see what you had for dinner. Clothing $0 $0 $1,111,112 867
Collar [1100] When people see you wearing a collar they are liable to suppose one of two things. Either you're a goth, or you're under the influence of a 40-something online dom who has convinced you you're his sex slave to mask the fact he doesn't know how to please a woman. You were hoping to meet your very own Christian Grey, but he's more of a Christopher Beige. Clothing $0 $0 $25,000,002 245
Ball Gag [1101] The Ball Gag is the perfect gift for a lover who refuses to stop making weird noises at the point of orgasm. Consisting of a hardy leather strap and a rubber ball fixed together with steel clasps, this item can also be used to recreate the gimp scene from Pulp Fiction, if you're into that sort of thing. Clothing $0 $0 $0 117
Blindfold [1102] This blindfold is made from soft, black silk, and is capable of obstructing the wearer's vision even in the presence of daylight. Blindfolds can be great fun in the bedroom if you like a little mystery in your sex life. They also come in handy if your partner hasn't aged well, or has recently undergone reconstructive surgery after a particularly nasty car accident. Clothing $0 $0 $4,789,701 427
Maid Uniform [1103] French Maid Uniforms are one of the most popular types of sexy outfit, alongside schoolgirl, secretary, nurse, and 14th Century Brigandine. This particular Maid Uniform is made from cheap polyester and cotton lace, and will no doubt fall apart during a vigorous polishing of the ornaments. Clothing $0 $0 $5,656,566 894
Maid Hat [1104] No Maid Uniform is complete without a dainty little Maid Hat to top it off. This "hat" may be no more than a strip of starched lace glued to a simple headband, but from the instant you wear it, you'll feel as if you're in the bedchambers of an old French aristocrat whose bedpan needs to be emptied forthwith. Clothing $0 $0 $2,066,667 866
Ball Gown [1105] This floor-length Ball Gown is so elegant it could make a princess out of a pig. Hewn from luxurious chiffon in a shade of purple known as Deluge, the way this dress exposes the full glory of your décolletage means you'll be deluged with suitors before you've had time to wonder why your drink tastes sleepy. Clothing $0 $0 $0 223
Fascinator Hat [1106] The Fascinator Hat was invented in the 17th Century, and originally consisted of a lacey scarf wrapped around a woman's head with the aim of drawing attention and invoking an air of mystery. These days, the term Fascinator is used to describe any overly elaborate hat worn at a stupid angle to a wedding or a racecourse, with the only mystery being "Why the hell are you wearing that?" Clothing $0 $0 $6,000,001 218
Wedding Dress [1107] Wedding dresses are like Crocs; it's tragic if you wear them more than once in your life. This particular Wedding Dress is an off-the-rack number made from white satin, meaning you could spill a White Russian all over it and nobody would notice. Clothing $0 $0 $0 107
Wedding Veil [1108] Wedding veils were originally worn to protect the Bride from evil and impurity, because apparently a thin layer of net fabric can repel such things. In Torn, a veil is worn to protect the wedding congregation from Bridal saliva, as the women here are neither good nor pure, and are prone to spitting to get their own way. Clothing $0 $0 $0 114
Head Scarf [1109] The favored headwear for terminally ill patients and white women returning from a gap year in India, the headscarf is a versatile piece of clothing well-suited to various climates - except wind or rain. This headscarf is made from a piece of floral fabric, and would not look out of place on the head of an 84-year-old woman whose husband recently passed away. Clothing $0 $0 $0 516
Nightgown [1110] The only thing better than wearing a silk nightgown to bed is dying in your sleep - peacefully, of course. Contemporary nightgowns are mostly worn by women, but can also be worn by men awaiting a visit by three judgemental spirits in the dead of night. This particular nightgown has a buttoned-up access panel about the rear for the release of nightly discharge. Clothing $0 $0 $3,499,999 268
Pullover [1111] This tight-fitting, woolen pullover comes in a unique shade of brown rarely seen outside of a sewage sluice. Soft to the touch and hard-wearing, this sweater is very much a one-off, in that as soon as you put one on, you'll want to take it off. Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,044
Elegant Cache [1112] Coco Chanel once said that elegance is when the inside is as beautiful as the outside, but she was a Nazi agent, so who cares what she thinks. Upon opening, this Elegant Cache will bestow upon you an item of such luxury that you will be immediately marked out as someone worth mugging. Supply Pack $0 $0 $6,389,975 4,458
Naughty Cache [1113] The Naughty Cache is the kind of item you keep at the back of the wardrobe away from the children and your mother-in-law. Inside this crate you will find a single item that will transform your sex life. It could be a blindfold to increase suspense, a maid uniform for role-play, or a garden gnome butt-plug eight inches in diameter. Whatever's inside, please wash it before use. Supply Pack $0 $0 $11,082,963 4,344
Elderly Cache [1114] Due to the unattractive nature of their withered physique, the elderly are required by law to wear as many clothes as possible so as not to put people off their dinner. This Elderly Cache contains an item of clothing suited to those of a wrinkled disposition, with most pieces coming in a shade known as forgettable mauve. Supply Pack $0 $0 $1,887,499 4,424
Denim Cache [1115] Double denim is for losers. Triple denim is for pussies. But sextuple denim is for jeaniuses. This Denim Cache will provide you with one of six possible denim items. Collect them all to fulfil your destiny and become a denim deity. Supply Pack $0 $0 $1,616,250 4,891
Wannabe Cache [1116] It doesn't matter if you're pretty fly for a white guy or a bit of a prick for an asian chick, this Wannabe Cache will have you dressing like an absolute banker in the time it takes to say gunter glieben glauten globen. Snapbacks, Shutter Shades, Saggy Pants and the rest await you inside this treasure trove of trends for try-hards. Supply Pack $0 $0 $4,225,799 4,415
Cutesy Cache [1117] The colorful clothes and accessories in this Cutesy Cache wouldn't look out of place on a nine-year-old girl. These days, you're more likely to see them on a woman in her mid-thirties who still describes herself as a dweemgurl pwincess. Supply Pack $0 $0 $5,596,664 4,557
Armor Cache [1118] Pretty armor does not make a warrior, but it will keep the blood inside your body while you wait for your mates to turn up. This Armor Cache will provide you with one piece of armor. We make no promises that it will stop you from being killed to death. Supply Pack $0 $0 $772,247,499 217
Melee Cache [1119] This Melee Cache contains a melee weapon, which you can use to harm other human beings in a melee, fracas, scuffle, or kerfuffle at your leisure. You may not use melee weapons to harm animals, because that's mean. Supply Pack $0 $0 $495,714,286 149
Small Arms Cache [1120] Despite its name implying otherwise, the Small Arms Cache cannot be opened by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Upon opening this crate, you will receive a small, lightweight firearm that you can use to cause injury and / or death to your opponents and / or lover. Supply Pack $0 $0 $399,199,999 250
Medium Arms Cache [1121] Medium Arms are defined as being neither Small Arms nor Heavy Arms, but something in between. This Medium Arms cache therefore contains armaments that are not light enough to be stuffed in your waistband, but nor must they be mounted on a tripod. Don't blame me if this description doesn't make sense. Open it up and see for yourself if you care that much. Supply Pack $0 $0 $633,571,429 130
Heavy Arms Cache [1122] The Heavy Arms cache is where you will find big f***ing weapons to put down big f***ing people. If you feel like you have heavy arms then you may be suffering from a severe nerve disorder, but if you want heavy arms, open this damn crate. Supply Pack $0 $0 $0 19
Spy Camera [1123] Ever wanted to know what your uncle does in the shed late at night? Install this Spy Camera in a discrete location and find out why he's on an FBI watchlist. This Spy Camera is made in China, so everything it records will appear as if it had been filmed through a potato. Electronic $0 $0 $0 662
Cloning Device [1124] In the year 2045 you will be able to clone perfect replicas of yourself which you can use to do your bidding, your spouse, and your laundry. Until then, you'll have to make do with this Card Cloning Device, which takes mere seconds to lift the data off someone's credit card once it's been swiped through. Electronic $0 $0 $0 0
Card Skimmer [1125] A Card Skimmer jammed into an ATM can record the details of hundreds of individual credit cards every hour. The best place to mount these is outside a place where people withdraw cash in a hurry, such as a strip club, or a KFC whose card machine is always busted. Electronic $0 $0 $0 662
Tutu [1126] The Tutu was named after its inventor, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, who wore the garment to public rallies in the 1980's to distract white South Africans from the fact he was helping to dismantle apartheid. This Tutu is made from pink gauze and will rise up when the wearer pirouettes, or stands over a leafblower. Clothing $0 $0 $0 480
Knee Socks [1127] Knee Socks imply that the wearer is somewhat playful, or that they have really ugly shins. These pink cotton Knee Socks stop just below the thigh on a regular-sized person, but could probably be used as a sleeping bag by those of restricted height, such as Oompa Loompas, or Tyrion Lannister. Clothing $0 $0 $1,000,000 922
Kitty Shoes [1128] These red leather Kitty Shoes are perfect for anyone who loves the color red, and who likes cats. They are wholly unsuitable for someone who prefers purple and is obsessed with narwhals. Clothing $0 $0 $0 257
Cat Ears [1129] These Cat Ears won't make you look like a cat, but they will make you look like you have the ears of a cat. To complete the full cat look you'd need whiskers, a tail, and a spine flexible enough that you can reach your posterior with your tongue. Clothing $0 $0 $2,750,001 890
Bunny Ears [1130] Myxomatosis is a severely painful disease in rabbits which attacks their skin, eyes, lungs, and genitals. Remember that the next time you appropriate their culture by wearing these Bunny Ears. Clothing $0 $0 $0 935
Puppy Ears [1131] If you want a headband which comes with the ears of a full-sized dog attached then you are shit out of luck my friend. But if you're after some realistic-looking Puppy Ears, then why not buy a pair of these Puppy Ears? They look like real Puppy Ears. PUPPY EARS! Clothing $0 $0 $5,846,124 943
Heart Sunglasses [1132] If you're an Elton John cosplayer or simply wish to hide the hate behind your sunken eyes, these Heart Sunglasses will do the job. Obviously the hearts which these glasses depict do not in any way resemble real human hearts. But legend has it that if you fly to South Africa on a Tuesday, you can pick up pair of surprisingly realistic liver aviators. Clothing $0 $0 $0 101
Hair Bow [1133] A Hair Bow may look cute, but they also serve as a signal to others that your hair is a gift to them. When wearing a Hair Bow you must therefore be vigilant, and avoid accessorizing with matching gift tag earrings, lest you be scalped by a confused onlooker. Clothing $0 $0 $1,641,702 939
Lolita Dress [1134] The term Lolita means a sexually precocious young girl. To avoid Torn being shut down and raided by the police, we're going to end this description right here. Clothing $0 $0 $0 436
Unicorn Horn [1135] Many people believe that Unicorns possessed a single large horn in the centre of their head, however, recent paleontological evidence suggests they actually had one giant tentacle there instead. But don't let that stop you perpetuating the Unicorn horn myth with this brightly colored plastic Unicorn Horn, which you can also wear around your waist as a Merman's penis. Clothing $0 $0 $0 137
Check Skirt [1136] This red checkered cotton skirt resembles the type worn as part of a uniform by British schoolgirls - and the occasional schoolboy, if he was feeling adventurous. Clothing $0 $0 $2,000,002 858
Polka Dot Dress [1137] Red Polka Dot dresses are closely associated with the 1950's, and wearing one implies that you love everything about this decade, including racism, the Cold War, and the mass coverup of the harmful effects of smoking by international tobacco companies. Who knew that wearing a little old dress meant so much! Clothing $0 $0 $0 230
Ballet Shoes [1138] Ballet Shoes are shoes you wear for performing ballet, not while attending a ballet. You could wear ballet shoes while attending a ballet, but people will be confused and think you are performing in the ballet, when really you are just attending a ballet in ballet shoes. If you do decide to wear ballet shoes to a ballet in which you are not performing, simply because you like to wear ballet shoes, you'd have to explain to multiple people that you weren't performing in the ballet, you were simply attending a ballet in ballet shoes, and that could be quite long-winded. Clothing $0 $0 $1,449,999 922
Dungarees [1139] Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic. In America, dungarees are known as overalls, but not in Torn. Overall, the term overall doesn't make overall sense, given that this slutty combination of jean shorts and a denim vest does not cover over all of your body. Clothing $0 $0 $1,000,001 952
Tights [1140] Tights were invented in 1965 by the famous bankrobber Ian Tights, who wished to obscure his appearance while performing criminal acts. In the 1980's, women found a new use for tights as a leg covering, with these thin, nylon garments helping to hide the fact that they hadn't shaved their trouser-arms due to feminism. Today, men and women of all ages enjoy wearing tights, thanks to a resurgence in their popularity caused by the 1993 documentary Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Clothing $0 $0 $1,600,000 970
Pennywise Mask '20 [1141] Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King’s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float. Clothing $0 $0 $0 250
Tiger King Mask '20 [1142] Joe Exotic will be forever remembered as the face that got us through the early days of the Coronavirus lockdown, and now you can wear that face by sporting this iconic Tiger King Mask. Feel free to wear it as you mistreat tigers, flirt with an 18-year-old toothless hillbilly, or as you're murdering that b***h Carole Baskin. Clothing $0 $0 $0 250
Medical Mask [1143] Demonstrate to the world what a kind, considerate, and courteous citizen you are by proudly wearing this Medical Mask over your mouth and nose. Wearing a face covering marks you out as a pillar of society, and lets others know that you are willing to temporarily breathe in some of your own breath to avoid killing your grandmother. Clothing $0 $0 $0 2,000
Chin Diaper [1144] If you’re the kind of person who likes to “stick it to the man” by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don’t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb? Clothing $0 $0 $0 1,972
Tighty Whities [1145] A pair of snug, white underpants are 100% guaranteed to show off your thunderous man-bulge in all its magnificent glory. Made from breathable cotton, your meat and two veg will be safe, secure, and sweat-free in these naughty little boy-briefs. Clothing $0 $0 $2,500,000 2,799
Tangerine [1146] Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people’s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don’t deserve proper presents because they’ve been utter bastards all year. Other $0 $0 $378,000 11,065
Helmet of Justice [1147] The Helmet of Justice marks out the wearer as a paradigm of honor and integrity, and is bestowed only upon those deemed virtuous enough to have earned S.T.A.F.F. status. Vanquisher of trolls, hunter of multis, solver of minor administrative woes, S.T.A.F.F. are crucial to the smooth running of Torn City, and this piece of iconic headwear sends a simple, yet effective message to those who would wreak havoc upon the innocent: Staff Are Law. Clothing $0 $0 $0 36
Broken Bauble [1148] Pre-broken for your convenience, this Christmas bauble can be deployed in and around the home wherever bare feet are likely to tread. Made from ultra-brittle plastic, the razor-sharp shards of the broken bauble are guaranteed to pierce the skin of even the most calloused foot when stepped upon. More painful than a Lego Brick, and less noticable than a bear trap, why not recreate one of the most famous scenes from Home Alone this Christmas by decorating your living room carpet with this delightfully agonising accessory. Other $0 $0 $378,380 5,491
Purple Easter Egg [1149] A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +10 Mission Credits when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.

Effect: Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.
Candy $0 $0 $174,235 25,269
Ski Mask [1150] You’ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you. Clothing $0 $0 $0 179
Bunny Nose [1151] Whether you’re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately. Clothing $0 $0 $0 80
SMAW Launcher [1152] The Shoulder-Launched Multipurpose Assault Weapon is a versatile rocket launcher capable of reducing vehicles and infrastructure to a smoldering wreck. This weapon is effective against armored units at a range of half a kilometer - just make sure nobody you love is standing behind you when you fire, as the SMAW’s backblast is lethal up to a hundred feet away.

The SMAW Launcher is a Heavy artillery type of weapon.
Secondary $0 $0 $0 41
China Lake [1153] The one thing you don’t want to see when scouring your enemy’s loadout is the term “Pump-Action Grenade Launcher”. These Vietnam-era weapons mimic the arc of a hand-thrown grenade, allowing the bearer to launch several explosive rounds towards their target in quick succession.

The China Lake is a Heavy artillery type of weapon.
Secondary $0 $0 $0 40
Milkor MGL [1154] Despite their common use by modern anti-riot police as a means of deploying baton rounds and gas grenades against protestors, the Milkor Multiple Grenade Launcher was primarily intended as a lethal addition to shorthanded military units. The Milkor is the lovechild of a revolver and a traditional grenade launcher, with its six-shot cylinder magazine bestowing the user with a ridiculously high rate of fire for such a devastating weapon.

The Milkor MGL is a Heavy artillery type of weapon.
Secondary $0 $0 $0 35
PKM [1155] If you’re looking for a reliable front-line weapon with which to eviscerate enemy infantry, you could do no better than the PKM belt-fed machine gun. This modernized variant of the original PK was devised by famed Soviet military engineer and arms designer Mikhael Kalashnikov, and the fact that it is still used today by the Russian armed forces is a testament to its efficacy and reliability.

The PKM is a Machine gun type of weapon.
Primary $0 $0 $0 42
Negev NG-5 [1156] Also known as the IWI Negev, the NG-5 is an Israeli light machine gun designed to be reliable in the most adverse conditions imaginable. The weapon’s predecessor, the Galil, had a propensity to overheat in desert settings, but the NG-5 has no such issues thanks to the addition of an adjustable gas regulator which allows for different rates of fire depending on the environment.

The Negev NG-5 is a Machine gun type of weapon.
Primary $0 $0 $0 54
Stoner 96 [1157] The Stoner 96 light machine gun was the final project of renowned American gun designer Eugene Stoner before his death in 1997. Created as a refinement of the Stoner 86 model, the 96 design enjoys lower recoil than its predecessor due to its use of a stock buffer and its ability to fire with an open bolt. These modifications mean that the 96 Stoner is shorter and lighter than the 86 at the expense of a reduced fire rate.

The Stoner 96 is a Machine gun type of weapon.
Primary $0 $0 $0 58
Meat Hook [1158] Meat Hooks are typically used by butchers to suspend animal carcasses while they are prepared for sale. However, these sharp metal objects can also be employed earlier in the butchering process if you wish to insert holes and slashes into flesh before its owner has expired.

The Meat Hook is a Piercing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $48,999,995 2,144
Cleaver [1159] The Cleaver is a hatchet-shaped knife that is more than capable of hacking through tough flesh and bone, whether it be bovine, porcine, or your ex-lover Caroline. For those of a plant-persuasion, the Cleaver can be used to slice, dice, and mash up a lovely little eggplant.

The Cleaver is a Slashing type of weapon.
Melee $0 $0 $77,777,777 2,202
Arca Fortunae [1176] The Arca Fortunae is a decorative object said to contain the greatest desires of those who come to possess it. It is unknown where this object comes from, nor where its power is drawn, but it appears to be something the beast M'aol is willing to protect with his life. Once its contents are removed, the Arca Fortunae vanishes entirely, only to reappear once more upon the slaughter of M'aol's latest form. Supply Pack $0 $0 $0 0
Sandworm Mask '21 [1177] In Frank Herbert's Dune, the planet Arrakis is home to a race of giant sandworms called the Shai-Hulud. Sadly, Denis Villeneuve's Dune movie contains only one large worm whose individual name is unknown. The video game series Worms contains a potentially infinite number of worms, each of which you can call whatever you like. We must therefore conclude that Worms is better than the new Dune movie, and to celebrate this fact, here is a mask of our favorite worm from Worms, Spicy Alan. Clothing $0 $0 $0 249
Party Popper [1178] Party Poppers form an essential part of the Christmas dining experience, as no meal is complete without having to pick ribbons of gravy-soaked tissue off your dinner plate. Each Party Popper contains roughly 0.016g of explosive material, meaning you would need 12,000 of these to make your own yuletide grenade. Alternatively, you could just equip one of these as a temporary weapon and fire it at your opponent's face, as doing so will drape them in pretty little streamers. How cute!

Effect: Opponent becomes Festive, decreasing melancholy to 1/5th for 24 hours.

The Party Popper is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $0 $3 $417,500 12,217
Eye Bleach [1179] In their role as the city's moderators, Torn's staff are forced to bear witness to indescribable horrors on a daily basis. From erotic chats and casual racism through to unpixelated nudes and long-winded complaint essays, staff wade through it all to keep our city clean of perverts, prejudice, and pontificating pillocks. To maintain their mental stability, Torn's staff are supplied with one bottle of Eye Bleach, each of which contains a soothing shot of sodium hypochlorite that must be squirted directly onto the cornea to take full effect.

Effect: Decreases staff anguish by 12% over 200 minutes. Includes side effects (blindness).
Special $0 $0 $0 32
Prince Philip Mask '21 [1180] HRH Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, was born Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark in 1921. Phil died nearly 100 years later in April 2021, and during his Royal Highness' lifetime he achieved many great things, such as fighting in World War 2, marrying a princess who was also kinda his cousin, being worshipped as a god by a Vanuatan tribe, bestowing certificates upon British schoolchildren for trivial feats of endurance, offending numerous foreign dignitaries, and seeing Queen Elizabeth II naked. This is a mask of Prince Philip's living face - although you wouldn't know to look at it. Clothing $0 $0 $0 250
Krampus Mask '21 [1181] The Krampus is a mythical figure taken from European folklore whose purpose was to scare the ever-loving hell out of misbehaving children during Christmas. Krampus' name comes from the German word krampen, meaning claw, as he is typically depicted as a dark, hairy beast with sharp talons, cloven hooves, and the horns of a goat. In some versions of his origin story, Krampus is said to be the brother of Saint Nicholas, and if this tale is ever told by Hollywood, the role of Krampus will likely be played by Harry Styles. Clothing $0 $0 $0 250
Head Bandage [1182] The sight of someone's head covered entirely in gauze used to conjure up images of a brave hero burned beyond all recognition, perhaps after risking their life to save a child from a house fire. These days, someone sporting a bandage niqab is probably hiding the results of an eyelid lift or a half-assed nose job. Whatever is wrong with your face, this full head bandage will keep your features under wraps. Clothing $0 $0 $8,110,111 230
Medical Eye Patch [1183] A soft, breathable cotton patch taped over the eye to prevent infection. Whether you're suffering from a serious case of pink eye or you've tried to remove your contact lens with dirty fingernails, this medical eye patch will protect your peeper until mummy has kissed it better. Clothing $0 $0 $0 203
Knee Brace [1184] A knee brace works by shifting your weight from the most damaged part of the knee, allowing the wearer to walk more comfortably without pain. In the UK, it is estimated that the average 5-a-side football player will own fourteen knee braces by the time he is 38, and will spend roughly 1/8th of his remaining lifespan talking about his knees "giving him jip". Clothing $0 $0 $3,650,000 203
Band-Aids [1185] Like Hoover, Velcro, Mayonnaise, and Tupperware, the term Band-Aid is actually a brand name used by Johnson & Johnson for their range of adhesive bandages first released in 1920. Band-Aids have been subject to controversy in recent years as they're often only available in a light caucasian skin color, with non-white people enduring accusations of "whiteface" every time they want to cover up a boo-boo. To avoid a race row, these particular Band-Aids are only available in bright white to reinforce the racial superiority of snowmen and albinos. Clothing $0 $0 $0 96
Torso Bandage [1186] The torso, or trunk, describes the area above the ass but below the neck minus your legs and arms. When a bandage covers this area, it means the wearer has either undergone major organ surgery, or they've treated themselves to a lovely set of E-cups. This particular Torso Bandage has been pre-bloodied for your convenience. Clothing $0 $0 $0 208
Prosthetic Arm [1187] For those shorn of an upper limb, this carbon fiber Prosthetic Arm allows the wearer to maintain the appearance of being able to do the Macarena without providing them with the ability to do so. And while this false arm may be entirely non-functional, wearing one does mean you finally have a use for all those spare gloves. Clothing $0 $0 $0 59
Prosthetic Leg [1188] Prosthetic Legs are built more for function than aesthetics, with this titanium model capable of restoring full walking and kicking ability to its mono-legged user. Side effects of wearing Prosthetic Legs include contact dermatitis, blisters, and a propensity for shooting people on the john. Clothing $0 $0 $0 54
Formaldehyde [1189] Collectible $0 $125 $0 0
Hook Hand [1190] The metacarpus-replacement of choice for pirates and radical clerics alike, a Hook Hand represents a more practical prosthesis for those who are not finger privileged. Hand Hooks may not look like a real human hand, but they can do many things a fleshy extremity cannot, such as slice things open, hammer nails, and allow masochists to wipe their backside in a manner more befitting of their lifestyle choice. Clothing $0 $0 $0 30
Plaster Cast Leg [1191] Plaster casts consist of a bandage covered by a hard coating of plaster of paris, with this second layer relied upon to hold broken bones in place while nature does its thing. This particular plaster cast fits on a human leg, but it could also be used on a large cat or a very tiny horse. Clothing $0 $0 $5,169,001 225
Plaster Cast Arm [1192] When placed on the arm, plaster casts are at constant risk of being signed or doodled-upon by friends, relatives, and random well-wishers. Unfortunately, this plaster cast has been coated in a layer of ink-resistant material, ensuring that the wearer looks like a billy no-mates for the duration of their recovery. Clothing $0 $0 $5,900,001 211
Neck Brace [1193] Also known as a cervical collar, the Neck Brace consists of a hard polyethylene frame over a soft, foam cushion. These items are designed to limit head movement to allow the wearer to recover from whiplash or a neck sprain, but they can also be used to garner sympathy from a court during a court hearing, or prevent hickeys. Clothing $0 $0 $0 208
Halo Vest [1194] Whereas a Neck Brace merely limits head movement, the Halo Vest fully immobilizes the patient's head through the use of pins screwed directly into the skull. By putting your neck bones under tension, a Halo Vest helps to heal fractures and breaks while protecting your spinal column from further injury. Conversely, a Halo T-shirt will make people think you spent most of your 20's racking up kills at Blood Gulch. Clothing $0 $0 $0 99
Crutches [1195] These Crutches are of the auxillary variety, meaning they rest under your armpits as opposed to relying on your forearms, as an elbow crutch does. Auxillary crutches restrict your movement more than other types of crutch, but they are well-suited to those who have poor balance, such as def whores. Did you know that 99% of all crutches are never returned to hospitals? That's not true, it's actually 80%, but that's still pretty high. Clothing $0 $0 $0 125
Medical Diaper [1196] The Medical Diaper is a garment made for those with various conditions, such as dementia, impaired movement, or incontinence, which restrict them from using regular bathroom facilities. Those who wear adult diapers may feel self-conscious about doing so, but given they never have to wait in line to take a dump, or hover precariously over a pee-streaked public toilet seat, these items could be seen as somewhat aspirational. Clothing $0 $0 $0 206
Hospital Gown [1197] Hospital gowns are long, loose pieces of clothing worn by patients about to undergo surgery. These gowns were traditionally open at the back, but in recent years, complaints by bashful patients have led most hospitals to adopt a less revealing design. Rest assured, the Hospital Gowns used in Torn City are of the old variety, allowing doctors and onlookers to gain full, unfettered access to the wearer's backdoor. Clothing $0 $0 $3,122,335 197
Sticky Notes [1198] Collectible $0 $20 $0 0
Casket [1199] Collectible $0 $8,500 $0 0
Nitrous Tank [1200] Collectible $0 $350 $0 0
Rope [1201] Collectible $0 $5 $0 1
Window Breaker [1202] Collectible $0 $30 $0 1
Lockpicks [1203] Collectible $0 $495 $0 1
Skeleton Key [1204] Collectible $0 $0 $0 1
Wrench [1205] Collectible $0 $60 $0 0
Truck Nuts [1206] Collectible $0 $35 $0 0
Thimble [1207] Collectible $0 $15 $0 0
Beach Ball [1208] Collectible $0 $10 $0 0
Hunting Trophy [1209] Collectible $0 $3,750 $0 0
Hoe [1210] Collectible $0 $65 $0 0
Fishing Rod [1211] Collectible $0 $8,000 $0 0
Bleach [1212] Collectible $0 $20 $0 0
Lye [1213] Collectible $0 $25 $0 0
Towel [1214] Collectible $0 $20 $0 0
Scissors [1215] Collectible $0 $50 $0 0
Clippers [1216] Electronic $0 $220 $0 0
Shaving Foam [1217] Collectible $0 $15 $0 0
Razor [1218] Collectible $0 $45 $0 0
Oxygen Tank [1219] Collectible $0 $200 $0 0
Massage Oil [1220] Collectible $0 $75 $0 0
Jigsaw Puzzle [1221] Collectible $0 $30 $0 0
Picture Frame [1222] Collectible $0 $200 $0 0
Cigar Cutter [1223] Collectible $0 $300 $0 0
Ash Tray [1224] Collectible $0 $75 $0 0
Bowling Trophy [1225] Collectible $0 $3,750 $0 0
Fertilizer [1226] Collectible $0 $200 $0 0
Igniter Cord [1227] Collectible $0 $20 $0 0
Paper Ream [1228] Collectible $0 $5 $0 0
Diesel [1229] Collectible $0 $85 $0 0
Detonator [1230] Electronic $0 $300 $0 0
Golf Club [1231] Collectible $0 $2,150 $0 0
Garden Gnome [1232] Collectible $0 $400 $0 0
Wheelbarrow [1233] Collectible $0 $700 $0 0
Shovel [1234] Collectible $0 $65 $0 0
Blanket [1235] Collectible $0 $200 $0 0
Crockpot [1236] Electronic $0 $600 $0 0
Plunger [1237] Collectible $0 $25 $0 0
Silver Cutlery Set [1238] Collectible $0 $2,700 $0 0
Stash Box [1239] Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Perfume [1240] Collectible $0 $2,000 $0 0
Croquet Set [1241] Collectible $0 $200 $0 0
Horseshoe [1242] Collectible $0 $100 $0 0
Persian Rug [1243] Collectible $0 $22,000 $0 0
Typewriter [1244] Collectible $0 $5,500 $0 0
Chandelier [1245] Collectible $0 $45,000 $0 0
Inkwell [1246] Collectible $0 $210 $0 0
Bull Semen [1247] Collectible $0 $25,000 $0 0
Ammonia [1248] Collectible $0 $25 $0 0
Hydrochloric Acid [1249] Collectible $0 $600 $0 0
Anchor [1250] Collectible $0 $1,500 $0 0
Boat Engine [1251] Collectible $0 $75,500 $0 0
Steel Ingot [1252] Collectible $0 $100 $0 0
Tractor Part [1253] Collectible $0 $6,500 $0 0
Tire [1254] Collectible $0 $90 $0 0
Bone Saw [1255] Collectible $0 $800 $0 0
Machine Part [1256] Collectible $0 $4,000 $0 0
Cattle Prod [1257] Collectible $0 $1,250 $0 0
Binoculars [1258] Collectible $0 $2,000 $0 0
Razor Wire [1259] Collectible $0 $4,325 $0 0
Stamp Collection [1260] Collectible $0 $30,000 $0 0
Bucket [1261] Collectible $0 $20 $0 0
Urea [1262] Collectible $0 $500 $0 0
Phosphorus [1263] Collectible $0 $300 $0 0
Potassium Nitrate [1264] Collectible $0 $700 $0 0
Grain [1265] Collectible $0 $150 $0 0
Shampoo [1266] Collectible $0 $20 $0 0
Detergent [1267] Collectible $0 $35 $0 0
Vitamins [1268] Collectible $0 $50 $0 0
Cough Syrup [1269] Collectible $0 $30 $0 0
Paper Towels [1270] Collectible $0 $10 $0 0
Pepper Mill [1271] Collectible $0 $95 $0 0
Toothbrush [1272] Collectible $0 $5 $0 0
Toothpaste [1273] Collectible $0 $5 $0 0
Mouthwash [1274] Collectible $0 $10 $0 0
Mop [1275] Collectible $0 $20 $0 0
Broom [1276] Collectible $0 $20 $0 0
Floor Cleaner [1277] Collectible $0 $35 $0 0
Model Spine [1278] Collectible $0 $4,000 $0 0
Massage Table [1279] Collectible $0 $1,900 $0 0
Scalp Massager [1280] Electronic $0 $700 $0 0
Dentures [1281] Collectible $0 $2,200 $0 0
Gold Tooth [1282] Collectible $0 $400 $0 0
Bleaching Tray [1283] Collectible $0 $200 $0 0
Dental Mirror [1284] Collectible $0 $150 $0 0
Paperclips [1285] Collectible $0 $15 $0 0
Stapler [1286] Collectible $0 $20 $0 0
Hole Punch [1287] Collectible $0 $30 $0 0
Notepad [1288] Collectible $0 $10 $0 0
Permanent Marker [1289] Collectible $0 $50 $0 0
Toner [1290] Collectible $0 $800 $0 0
Bloody Apron [1291] Clothing $0 $5 $0 0
Bone [1292] Collectible $0 $0 $0 0
Injury Cache [1293] Have you had an accident in the last five years that wasn't your fault? Arrive at the trial wearing an item from the Injury Cache, and you could increase your payout by over 500%!!! Bandages, braces, and prostheses can be found in this box of medical-themed wearables, with most items left bloody and unwashed so as to retain the unique musk of human misery. Supply Pack $0 $0 $18,999,998 1,854
Glitter Bomb [1294] A recent poll listed glitter as the second-most annoying substance known to mankind, behind old milk but ahead of uranium. This Glitter Bomb can be used to deploy shiny dirt into every crease and crevice of your opponent, either as a sign of affection, or a display of malicious intent. The glitter in this Glitter Bomb was made from recycled DVD covers produced for Mariah Carey’s 2001 movie Glitter, which bombed at the box office.

Effect: Opponent becomes Fabulous, increasing flamboyance by 57% for 24 hours.

The Glitter Bomb is a Temporary type of weapon.
Temporary $0 $3 $857,800 11,881
Hell Priest Mask '22 [1295] Known to many as Pinhead, the Hell Priest is both the leader of The Cenobites and an important figure in the modern identity politics movement, as he identifies as neither an angel nor a demon. In tribute to the character's sadomasochistic persuasion, this mask of the Hell Priest was created with the sharp ends of the pins turned inwards - pain has a face, allow us to show it to you. Clothing $0 $0 $273,653,267 250
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