Time | Description |
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January 17, 2021 |
Honor updated: Chainer 1 Rarity: Common to Very Common |
January 17, 2021 |
Honor updated: Fresh Start Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
January 17, 2021 |
Honor updated: Bandolier Rarity: Rare to Limited |
January 15, 2021 |
Honor updated: Boss Fight Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
January 11, 2021 |
Honor updated: Wham! Rarity: Common to Very Common |
January 2, 2021 |
Honor updated: Frequent Flyer Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
January 1, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Type: Collectible to Other |
December 31, 2020 |
Item updated: Green Ornament Type: Other to Collectible |
December 31, 2020 |
Item updated: Purple Ornament Type: Other to Collectible |
December 31, 2020 |
Item updated: Blue Ornament Type: Other to Collectible |
December 29, 2020 |
Honor updated: 007 Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
December 28, 2020 |
Honor updated: Vae Victis Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
December 26, 2020 |
Honor updated: Christmas in Torn Rarity: Common to Very Common |
December 20, 2020 |
Honor updated: Boom! Rarity: Rare to Limited |
December 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Crank It Up Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
December 17, 2020 |
Honor updated: Welcome Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
December 15, 2020 |
Item added: Broken Bauble Description: Pre-broken for your convenience, this Christmas bauble can be deployed in and around the home wherever bare feet are likely to tread. Made from ultra-brittle plastic, the razor-sharp shards of the broken bauble are guaranteed to pierce the skin of even the most calloused foot when stepped upon. More painful than a Lego Brick, and less noticable than a bear trap, why not recreate one of the most famous scenes from Home Alone this Christmas by decorating your living room carpet with this delightfully agonising accessory. |
December 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Overtime Rarity: Rare to Limited |
December 15, 2020 |
Medal updated: Boss Of All Bosses Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
December 14, 2020 |
Item added: Helmet of Justice Description: The Helmet of Justice marks out the wearer as a paradigm of honor and integrity, and is bestowed only upon those deemed virtuous enough to have earned S.T.A.F.F. status. Vanquisher of trolls, hunter of multis, solver of minor administrative woes, S.T.A.F.F. are crucial to the smooth running of Torn City, and this piece of iconic headwear sends a simple, yet effective message to those who would wreak havoc upon the innocent: Staff Are Law. |
December 14, 2020 |
Honor updated: Crucifixion Rarity: Rare to Limited |
December 12, 2020 |
Honor updated: Lavish Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
December 10, 2020 |
Honor updated: Welcome Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Limited |
December 10, 2020 |
Honor updated: Bam! Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
December 9, 2020 |
Item updated: Sand Description: "There's nothing worse than getting sand in your eyes, especially in the middle of a fight with an aggressive stranger. Sand causes your opponent to become temporarily blinded, although this effect wears off gradually over time." to "There's nothing worse than getting sand in your eyes, especially in the middle of a fight with an aggressive stranger. Sand causes your opponent to become temporarily blinded, although this effect wears off over time." |
December 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Dungarees Description: "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic." to "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic. In America, dungarees are known as overalls, but not in Torn. Overall, the term overall doesn't make overall sense, given that this slutty combination of jean shorts and a denim vest does not cover over all of your body." |
December 7, 2020 |
Item updated: Kodachi Name: Kodachi Swords to Kodachi |
December 7, 2020 |
Item updated: Kodachi Description: "These 2-foot short swords offer both beginners and masters speed and agility on both defense and offense." to "This 2-foot blade is considered too short to be classified as a sword, and yet at the same time it is too long to be a dagger. Consisting of a curved, single-edged blade, the Kodachi was wielded by Samurai during Japan's feudal period, and it may also have been used by civilians, who were not permitted to own longer swords such as those used by warriors and officials." |
December 3, 2020 |
Honor updated: Yoink Rarity: Rare to Limited |
December 3, 2020 |
Honor updated: Bam! Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
December 3, 2020 |
Honor updated: Wham! Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
December 2, 2020 |
Honor updated: Boom! Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Rare |
December 2, 2020 |
Honor updated: Bam! Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Limited |
December 2, 2020 |
Honor updated: Kapow! Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
December 2, 2020 |
Honor updated: Wham! Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Uncommon |
December 1, 2020 |
Honor added: Bam! Description: Deal over 1,000,000 total damage |
December 1, 2020 |
Honor added: Kapow! Description: Deal over 100,000,000 total damage |
December 1, 2020 |
Honor added: Wham! Description: Deal over 100,000 total damage |
December 1, 2020 |
Honor added: Boom! Description: Deal over 10,000,000 total damage |
November 29, 2020 |
Honor updated: Lovestruck Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
November 29, 2020 |
Honor updated: Nice Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
November 27, 2020 |
Item updated: Tangerine Type: Other to Collectible |
November 26, 2020 |
Item updated: Tiger King Mask '20 Description: "" to "Joe Exotic will be forever remembered as the face that got us through the early days of the Coronavirus lockdown, and now you can wear that face by sporting this iconic Tiger King Mask. Feel free to wear it as you mistreat tigers, flirt with an 18-year-old toothless hillbilly, or as you’re murdering that b***h Carole Baskin." |
November 26, 2020 |
Item updated: Medical Mask Description: "" to "Demonstrate to the world what a kind, considerate, and courteous citizen you are by proudly wearing this Medical Mask over your mouth and nose. Wearing a face covering marks you out as a pillar of society, and lets others know that you are willing to temporarily breathe in some of your own breath to avoid killing your grandmother." |
November 26, 2020 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "" to "If you’re the kind of person who likes to “stick it to the man” by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don’t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
November 26, 2020 |
Item updated: Tighty Whities Description: "" to "A pair of snug, white underpants are 100% guaranteed to show off your thunderous man-bulge in all its magnificent glory. Made from breathable cotton, your meat and two veg will be safe, secure, and sweat-free in these naughty little boy-briefs. " |
November 26, 2020 |
Item added: Tangerine Description: Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people’s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don’t deserve proper presents because they’ve been utter bastards all year. |
November 26, 2020 |
Honor updated: Labyrinth Rarity: Rare to Limited |
November 22, 2020 |
Honor updated: Spinner Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
November 22, 2020 |
Honor updated: Resurrection Rarity: Rare to Limited |
November 21, 2020 |
Item added: Chin Diaper Description: |
November 21, 2020 |
Item added: Tighty Whities Description: |
November 21, 2020 |
Item updated: Glasses Name: Pair of Glasses to Glasses |
November 21, 2020 |
Item added: Tiger King Mask '20 Description: |
November 21, 2020 |
Item added: Medical Mask Description: |
November 21, 2020 |
Honor updated: Honored Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
November 18, 2020 |
Honor updated: On Track Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
November 16, 2020 |
Medal updated: Cyber Punk Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
November 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Gold Chain Type: Clothing to Jewelry |
November 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Triple Tap Rarity: Rare to Limited |
November 12, 2020 |
Honor updated: Find A Penny, Pick It Up Rarity: Rare to Limited |
November 11, 2020 |
Item updated: Raven MP25 Description: "The Raven MP25 holds 17 rounds per magazine. It can deliver powerful, quick blows to the opponent at short range." to "The Raven MP25 holds 6 rounds per magazine. It can deliver powerful, quick blows to the opponent at short range." |
November 8, 2020 |
Honor updated: You've Got Some Nerve Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
November 7, 2020 |
Honor updated: Pin Puller Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
November 6, 2020 |
Item updated: Flip Flops Name: Orthopedic Shoes to Flip Flops |
November 6, 2020 |
Item updated: Flip Flops Description: "Orthopedic Shoes are designed to correct issues in the feet, ankles or legs. So if you've got bunions, a wonky gait or one massive leg that's far longer than the other, a pair of these shoes will have you mincing like a normie in no time." to "Flip Flops are commonly worn at the beach or on holiday, but those of an elderly persuasion are fond of wearing them with a pair of socks underneath. Pensioners probably do this due to the wretched state of their ancient feet, which makes you wonder why they don't just wear a pair of damn shoes instead." |
November 5, 2020 |
Item updated: AK74U Name: AK74u to AK74U |
November 5, 2020 |
Item updated: AK74U Description: "A shortened AK74. The AK74u has roughly the same dimensions and range as most Submachine Guns, but has the advantage of standard issue assault rifle ammunition." to "A shortened AK74. The AK74U has roughly the same dimensions and range as most Submachine Guns, but has the advantage of standard issue assault rifle ammunition." |
November 5, 2020 |
Honor updated: The Rising Sun Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
November 4, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Ninety Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
November 3, 2020 |
Medal updated: Cat Burglar Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
November 1, 2020 |
Honor updated: Something Humerus Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
October 31, 2020 |
Honor updated: Phantastic Rarity: Rare to Limited |
October 29, 2020 |
Honor updated: Chain Saver Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
October 29, 2020 |
Honor updated: Phantastic Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
October 28, 2020 |
Honor updated: Something Humerus Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
October 28, 2020 |
Honor updated: Phantastic Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare |
October 27, 2020 |
Honor added: Something Humerus Description: Upgrade your Halloween Basket to Terrifying |
October 27, 2020 |
Honor added: Oh My Gourd! Description: Upgrade your Halloween Basket to Nightmarish |
October 27, 2020 |
Honor added: Phantastic Description: Upgrade your Halloween Basket to Frightful |
October 27, 2020 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "" to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King’s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
October 27, 2020 |
Item added: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: |
October 25, 2020 |
Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
October 24, 2020 |
Honor updated: Yoink Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
October 24, 2020 |
Honor updated: Pink Camo Rarity: Rare to Limited |
October 23, 2020 |
Honor updated: Leonidas Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
October 23, 2020 |
Honor updated: Velutinous Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
October 22, 2020 |
Honor updated: Chain Saver Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
October 21, 2020 |
Honor updated: Chain Saver Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
October 20, 2020 |
Honor added: Chain Saver Description: Save a 100+ chain 10 seconds before it breaks |
October 20, 2020 |
Honor updated: Devastation Rarity: Rare to Limited |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Cardholder Description: "Cardholders are bought by people too rich to carry cash, but too poor to have their PA pay for their groceries. This particular cardholder could contain one of several types of cards. But the most important thing is that it won't ruin your silhouette when you store it in your ass pocket." to "Cardholders are bought by people too rich to carry cash, but too poor to have their PA pay for their groceries. This particular cardholder might contain one of several types of cards you can steal but the most important thing is that it won't ruin your silhouette when you store it in your ass pocket." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Billfold Description: "A billfold is thinner and has fewer compartments than a wallet, but to make up for it they often contain more cash than a stripper's g-string. The only problem with a billfold is having to deal with people who compliment your "fancy new wallet", as you'll have to correct them, to which they will reply "I don't care"." to "A billfold is thinner and has fewer compartments than a wallet, but they can hold more cash than a stripper's g-string. The only problem with a billfold is having to deal with people who compliment your "fancy new wallet", as you'll have to correct them, to which they will reply "I don't care"." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Zip Wallet Description: "Zip wallets are for people who refuse to embrace chaos. If it is destiny that your driver's license should fall out of your wallet and end up in the hands of a methed-up sex criminal who proceeds to track you down and consume your toenail clippings, then who are you to deny the will of the universe? This Zip Wallet may contain useful items, but it will not save you from your predetermined fate." to "Zip wallets are wallets for those who refuse to embrace chaos. If it is destiny that your driver's license should fall out of your wallet and end up in the hands of a methed-up sex criminal who tracks you down so he may consume your toenail clippings, then who are you to deny the will of the universe? This Zip Wallet may contain useful items, but it will not save you from your predetermined fate." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Clutch Description: "In 1832 famed biologist Henri Latrine discovered that women were deathly allergic to pockets, hence why it is illegal for ladies' clothing to possess hidden compartments to this day. It is for this reason that the Clutch Bag was invented, to enable the fairer sex to transport their various accoutrements without having to store them in their mouth. This Clutch Bag may contain anything from cash to make-up, through to old receipts and the number of a man who was both creepy and persistent." to "In 1832 famed biologist Henri Latrine discovered that women were deathly allergic to pockets, hence why it is illegal for ladies' clothing to possess hidden compartments to this day. The Clutch Bag was invented to enable the fairer sex to transport their various accoutrements without having to store them in their mouth. This Clutch Bag may contain anything from cash to make-up, through to old receipts and the number of a man who was both creepy and persistent." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Syringe Description: "This unused 5ml syringe could be used to inject yourself with all manner of intoxicating substances. Or, if you're thrifty, you might use it to refill an off-brand printer cartridge and save yourself some dough. Just make sure you don't get confused halfway through and overdose on Magenta. " to "This unused 5ml syringe could be used to inject yourself with all manner of intoxicating substances. Or, if you're thrifty, you might use it to refill an off-brand printer cartridge and save yourself some dough. Just make sure you don't get confused and overdose on Magenta. " |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Booty Shorts Description: "Not everyone can pull off a pair of booty shorts, especially if it's a hot day and they've stuck to the inside of your buttcheeks. This pair of leopard-print crack-snugglers are perfect for those whose friends have no imagination, because they leave absolutely nothing to it. There's no need to upload pictures of food to Instagram when you're wearing these things, because everyone can see what you had for dinner." to "Not everyone can pull off a pair of Booty Shorts, especially if it's a hot day and they've stuck to the inside of your ass-flaps. These leopard-print crack-snugglers are perfect for those whose friends have no imagination, because they leave absolutely nothing to it. There's no need to upload pictures of your food to Instagram while wearing Booty Shorts this tight, because everyone can see what you had for dinner." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Collar Description: "When people see you wearing a collar they are liable to suppose one of two things. Either you're a goth, or you're under the influence of a 40-something online dom who has convinced you you're his sex slave to mask the fact he doesn't know what he's doing in the bedroom. You were hoping to meet your very own Christian Grey, but he'll turn out to be more of a Christopher Beige." to "When people see you wearing a collar they are liable to suppose one of two things. Either you're a goth, or you're under the influence of a 40-something online dom who has convinced you you're his sex slave to mask the fact he doesn't know how to please a woman. You were hoping to meet your very own Christian Grey, but he's more of a Christopher Beige." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Ball Gown Description: "This floor-length Ball Gown is so elegant it could make a princess out of a pig. Hewn from luxurious chiffon in a shade of purple known as Deluge, the way this dress exposes the full glory of your décolletage means you'll be deluged with suitors before you've had time to dance a single step. " to "This floor-length Ball Gown is so elegant it could make a princess out of a pig. Hewn from luxurious chiffon in a shade of purple known as Deluge, the way this dress exposes the full glory of your décolletage means you'll be deluged with suitors before you've had time to wonder why your drink tastes sleepy." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Wedding Dress Description: "Wedding dresses are like Crocs; you know you've messed up if you wear them more than once. This particular Wedding Dress is an off-the-rack number made from white satin, meaning you could spill a White Russian all over it and nobody would notice. " to "Wedding dresses are like Crocs; it's tragic if you wear them more than once in your life. This particular Wedding Dress is an off-the-rack number made from white satin, meaning you could spill a White Russian all over it and nobody would notice." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Nightgown Description: "The only thing better than wearing a silk nightgown to bed is dying in your sleep - peacefully, of course. Contemporary nightgowns are mostly worn by women, but can also be worn by men who are expecting to be visited by three judgemental spirits in the dead of night. This particular nightgown has a buttoned-up access panel about the rear for the release of nightly discharge." to "The only thing better than wearing a silk nightgown to bed is dying in your sleep - peacefully, of course. Contemporary nightgowns are mostly worn by women, but can also be worn by men awaiting a visit by three judgemental spirits in the dead of night. This particular nightgown has a buttoned-up access panel about the rear for the release of nightly discharge." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Elegant Cache Description: "Coco Chanel once said that elegance is when the inside is as beautiful as the outside, but she was also a Nazi agent, so who cares what she thinks. Upon opening, this Elegant Cache will bestow upon you an item of such luxury that you will be immediately marked out as someone worth mugging." to "Coco Chanel once said that elegance is when the inside is as beautiful as the outside, but she was a Nazi agent, so who cares what she thinks. Upon opening, this Elegant Cache will bestow upon you an item of such luxury that you will be immediately marked out as someone worth mugging." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Naughty Cache Description: "The Naughty Cache is the kind of item you keep at the back of the wardrobe away from the children and your mother-in-law. Inside this crate you will find a single item that will transform your sex life. It could be a blindfold to increase suspense, a maid uniform for role-play, or it might be a ball gag to stop your husband making weird noises at the point of orgasm. Whatever's inside, please wash it before use." to "The Naughty Cache is the kind of item you keep at the back of the wardrobe away from the children and your mother-in-law. Inside this crate you will find a single item that will transform your sex life. It could be a blindfold to increase suspense, a maid uniform for role-play, or a garden gnome butt-plug eight inches in diameter. Whatever's inside, please wash it before use." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Elderly Cache Description: "Due to the unattractive nature of their withered physique, the elderly are required by law to wear as many clothes as possible so as not to put anyone off their dinner. This Elderly Cache contains items of clothing well-suited to those of a wrinkled disposition, with most pieces coming in a shade known as forgettable beige." to "Due to the unattractive nature of their withered physique, the elderly are required by law to wear as many clothes as possible so as not to put people off their dinner. This Elderly Cache contains an item of clothing suited to those of a wrinkled disposition, with most pieces coming in a shade known as forgettable mauve." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Armor Cache Description: "Pretty armor does not make a warrior, but it will keep the blood inside your body while you wait for your friends to turn up. This Armor Cache will provide you with one piece of armor. We make no promises that it will stop you from being killed." to "Pretty armor does not make a warrior, but it will keep the blood inside your body while you wait for your mates to turn up. This Armor Cache will provide you with one piece of armor. We make no promises that it will stop you from being killed to death." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Small Arms Cache Description: "Despite its name implying otherwise, the Small Arms Cache cannot be opened by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Upon opening this crate, you will receive a small, lightweight firearm that you can use to cause injury and / or death to your opponents and / or friends. " to "Despite its name implying otherwise, the Small Arms Cache cannot be opened by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Upon opening this crate, you will receive a small, lightweight firearm that you can use to cause injury and / or death to your opponents and / or lover." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Spy Camera Description: "Ever wanted to know what your uncle does in the shed late at night? Install this Spy Camera in a discrete location and find out exactly how troubling his personal habits are. This Spy Camera is made in China, so everything it records will appear as if it had been filmed through a potato. " to "Ever wanted to know what your uncle does in the shed late at night? Install this Spy Camera in a discrete location and find out why he's on an FBI watchlist. This Spy Camera is made in China, so everything it records will appear as if it had been filmed through a potato." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Heart Sunglasses Description: "If you're an Elton John cosplayer or simply wish to hide the hate behind your sunken eyes, these Heart Sunglasses will do the job. Obviously the hearts which these glasses depict do not in any way resemble real human hearts. But legend has it that if you fly to South Africa on a Tuesday, you can pick up pair of liver sunglasses which are surprisingly realistic." to "If you're an Elton John cosplayer or simply wish to hide the hate behind your sunken eyes, these Heart Sunglasses will do the job. Obviously the hearts which these glasses depict do not in any way resemble real human hearts. But legend has it that if you fly to South Africa on a Tuesday, you can pick up pair of surprisingly realistic liver aviators." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Hair Bow Description: "A Hair Bow may look cute, but they also serve as a signal to others that your hair is a gift to them. When wearing a Hair Bow you must be vigilant, and avoid accessorizing with matching gift tag earrings." to "A Hair Bow may look cute, but they also serve as a signal to others that your hair is a gift to them. When wearing a Hair Bow you must therefore be vigilant, and avoid accessorizing with matching gift tag earrings, lest you be scalped by a confused onlooker." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Dungarees Description: "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute and creative "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic." to "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Tights Description: "Tights were invented in 1965 by the famous bankrobber Ian Tights, who wished to obscure his appearance while performing criminal acts. In the 1980's, women found a new use for tights as a leg covering, with these thin, nylon garments helping to hide the fact that they hadn't shaved them due to feminism. Today, men and women of all ages enjoy wearing tights, mostly thanks to a resurgence in their popularity caused by the 1993 documentary Robin Hood: Men in Tights." to "Tights were invented in 1965 by the famous bankrobber Ian Tights, who wished to obscure his appearance while performing criminal acts. In the 1980's, women found a new use for tights as a leg covering, with these thin, nylon garments helping to hide the fact that they hadn't shaved their trouser-arms due to feminism. Today, men and women of all ages enjoy wearing tights, thanks to a resurgence in their popularity caused by the 1993 documentary Robin Hood: Men in Tights." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Bowler Hat Description: "Also known as a billycock, bob hat, bombin or derby, the Bowler Hat was once the preserve of city gentleman, and were a key part of typical business attire until the 1970's. These days, Bowler Hats are exclusively worn by Dr Watson cosplayers and people going through a steampunk phase." to "Also known as a billycock, bob hat, bombin or derby, the Bowler Hat was once the preserve of city gentleman, being a key part of typical business attire until the 1970's. These days, Bowler Hats are exclusively worn by Dr Watson cosplayers and people going through a steampunk phase." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Bow Tie Description: "If you're attending a fancy dinner and want to look smart, or you want to dress like a 12-year-old chess prodigy whose parents pushed him so hard he is unable to form meaningful friendships in adulthood, the Bow Tie is the perfect accessory for both. This one is made from red silk, and should be paired with a red pocket square and a smug, condescending outlook toward others. " to "If you're attending a fancy dinner and want to look smart, or you want to dress like a 12-year-old chess prodigy whose parents pushed him so hard he is unable to form meaningful friendships in adulthood, the Bow Tie is the perfect accessory. This one is made from red silk, and should be paired with a red pocket square and a smug, condescending outlook toward your peers." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Neck Tie Description: "This red neck tie screams authority. The minute you sport this bad boy to the office everyone will stop to listen to you, even if you have zero comprehension of the topic at hand. Made from pure silk, this tie can also be used as an emergency bandana. " to "This red neck tie screams authority. The minute you sport this bad boy to the office everyone will stop to listen to you, even if you have nothing useful to say. Made from pure silk, this tie can also be used as an emergency bandana." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Blazer Description: "Blazers are a multipurpose item which can be worn by everyone, from business bros and bridegrooms through to schoolboys and boat jerks. Team this dark gray blazer with a pair of blue jeans for that ultimate "poor guy cosplaying a rich man" look." to "Blazers are a multipurpose item which can be worn by everyone from business bros and bridegrooms through to schoolboys and boat jerks. Team this dark gray blazer with a pair of blue jeans for that ultimate "poor guy cosplaying a rich guy" look." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Derby Shoes Description: "Derby Shoes were once worn by hunters and sportsmen, but today they are considered suitable for both formal and semi-formal styles. The Derby is an open laced shoe, meaning the quarters are sewn on top of the vamp, making them easy to put on. If you neither know nor care what that means, you may be interested to learn that the Derby was invented for the 19th Century Earl of Derby, who was so fat he had trouble putting his regular shoes on. And if that isn't a legacy, I don't know what is." to "Derby Shoes were once worn by hunters and sportsmen, but today they are suitable for occasions both formal and informal. The Derby is an open laced shoe, meaning the quarters are sewn on top of the vamp, which makes them easy to put on. If you neither know nor care what that means, you may be interested to learn that the Derby was invented for the 19th Century Earl of Derby, who was so fat he had trouble putting his regular shoes on. And if that isn't a legacy, I don't know what is." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Smoking Jacket Description: "Smoking Jackets were designed in the 19th Century for men who wanted to enjoy the calming pleasures of tobacco, but didn't want their clothes to smell absolutely rank. The most iconic colorway for a Smoking Jacket is Burgundy and Black, with silk or velvet the preferred material. Famous aficionados of the garment include Hugh Hefner and Saddam Hussein." to "Smoking Jackets were designed in the 19th Century for men who wanted to enjoy tobacco without their clothes smelling absolutely rank. The most iconic colorway for a Smoking Jacket is Burgundy and Black, with silk or velvet the preferred material. Famous aficionados of the garment include Fred Astaire, Hugh Hefner, and 2006 Playmate of the Year Saddam Hussein." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Monocle Description: "Consisting of a circular lens within a wire frame attached to a short string or chain, the Monocle was intended as a corrective piece of eyewear used to enhance your vision in one single eye. However, with the advancement of modern optometry, these items became obsolete, and were instead used to signify one's wealth, or their identity as the Monopoly man." to "Consisting of a circular lens within a wire frame attached to a short string or chain, the Monocle is a piece of corrective eyewear used to enhance your vision in one single eye. With the advancements of modern optometry and the death of Patrick Moore, the monocle has now been rendered obsolete." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Paint Mask Description: "Would you like to avoid huffing half a gallon of paint into your lungs while you're repainting the spare bedroom? Then this Paint Mask is the product for you. Its particulate cotton filters ensure that your airways are free from both fumes and droplets. WARNING: Does not protect against airborne viruses or non-lethal crowd control systems. " to "Would you like to avoid huffing half a gallon of paint into your lungs while repainting the spare bedroom? Then this Paint Mask is the product for you, as its particulate cotton filters ensure your airways are free from both fumes and droplets. WARNING: Does not protect against airborne viruses. " |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Ladder Description: "Ladders were traditionally used to help people avoid snakes, but these days they have all sorts of uses; scaling a tree to retrieve a cat, peeping into your neighbor's bedroom window late at night, and gaining entry to the Ladder Owners Club of Torn. This ladder is made from flimsy aluminium and has been described as "a death trap" by online reviewers. What will you use your ladder for?" to "Ladders were traditionally used to help people avoid snakes, but these days they have all sorts of uses; scaling a tree to retrieve a cat, peeping into your neighbor's bedroom window late at night to look at their cat, and gaining entry to the Ladder Owners Club of Torn. This ladder is made from flimsy aluminium and has been described as "a death trap" by online reviewers." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Wire Cutters Description: "The sharp steel blades of these industrial-sized wire cutters are capable of cutting through cables that are a maximum of 1cm thick. You can also cut cables that are not as thick as this, if you so desire. These cutters cannot be used to cut through the seminal crime drama The Wire, however, but you could use them to pinch off your cable TV connection if you wanted. " to "The sharp steel blades of these industrial-sized wire cutters are capable of cutting cables up to 1cm thick. You can also cut cables that are not as thick as this, if you so desire. The one thing these cutters cannot be used to cut through is the ground-breaking crime drama The Wire." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Fur Scarf Description: "When you wear a fur scarf it tells others that you like animals too much to wear a full coat of their skin, but not so much that you wouldn't fashion them into an accessory. Constructed from a gorgeous blend of Chinchilla and boy fur, this scarf is 100% vegan unfriendly." to "When you wear a fur scarf it tells others that you like animals too much to wear a full coat of their skin, but not so much that you wouldn't fashion them into an accessory. Constructed from a gorgeous blend of Chinchilla and Madagascan boy fur, this scarf is 100% vegan unfriendly." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Fur Hat Description: "In Red Dead Redemption 2 you can construct many different types of fur hat out of a range of interesting animals, from grizzlies and wolves through to beavers and racoons. In Torn, you get just one. And it's made from cat hair." to "In Red Dead Redemption 2 you can construct many different types of fur hat out of a range of interesting animals, from grizzlies and wolves through to beavers and racoons. In Torn, you get just one, and it's made from cat hair." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Platform Shoes Description: "Platform Shoes were popular with both men and women throughout history, and while today they are more commonly seen as a feminine item, discrete platform shoes are still worn by "short kings" to disguise their lack of vertical manhood. These dusky pink platforms come with a 100% money back guarantee that you'll sprain your ankle in them at least once a week." to "Platform Shoes were popular with both men and women throughout history, and while today they are more commonly seen as a feminine item, discrete platform shoes are still worn by "short kings" to disguise their lack of vertical manhood. These dusky pink platforms come with a 100% money back guarantee that you'll sprain your ankle in them within the first 30 days." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Silver Flats Name: Ballerina Flats to Silver Flats |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Silver Flats Description: "Ballerina Flats are a type of women's shoe with virtually no sole at all, in contrast to actual ballerinas, who are known to have no soul. Their design is inspired by the traditional ballerina shoe worn by performers of said artform, and they are considered a fashionable alternative to high heels - although decidedly less useful as a weapon." to "These Silver Flats are notable for their lack of sole, whereas the music of Ed Sheeran is known for its distinct lack of soul. Made from a mixture of recycled trash and commercial adhesive, Ed Sheeran has sold over 150 million terrible records. This fact has nothing to do with these shoes, which are fine if you like that sort of thing." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Crystal Bracelet Description: "This Crystal Bracelet is as gaudy as it is shiny. Constructed from reasonable quality silver by Francis Montana, Torn's resident jeweller, this bracelet is studded with white topaz crystals, which are said to improve the wearer's mental clarity - something which much of Torn's populace could benefit from greatly." to "Crystal Bracelets are as gaudy as they are shiny. Constructed from reasonable quality silver by Francis Montana, Torn's resident jeweller, this bracelet is studded with white topaz crystals, which are said to improve the wearer's mental clarity - something which much of Torn's populace could benefit from greatly." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Cocktail Ring Description: "Cocktail Rings are also known as statement rings, given that they are chunky and feature a large, often fake gemstone in their settings. Quite what statement the wearer intends to make is down to the individual, but given the sheer size of this thing, you'd certainly make an impression if you punched someone while wearing it. " to "Cocktail Rings are also known as statement rings, given that they are chunky and feature a large, often fake gemstone in their settings. Quite what statement the wearer intends to make is down to you, but given the sheer size of this thing, you'd certainly make an impression if you punched someone in the temple with it." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Square Sunglasses Name: Big Sunglasses to Square Sunglasses |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Square Sunglasses Description: "Whether you're trying to hide an unsightly bruise or you're just damn sick of the sight of the sun, these Big Sunglasses will keep your peepers behind closed doors and then some! Made from low-grade plastic by a Vietnamese child, these glasses are guaranteed to shatter if you so much as bend them the wrong way." to "Whether you're trying to hide an unsightly bruise or you're just damn sick of the sight of the sun, these Square Sunglasses will keep your peepers behind closed doors and then some! Made from low-grade plastic by a Vietnamese child, these glasses are guaranteed to shatter if you look at them the wrong way." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Shrug Description: "The Shrug is a cropped, cardigan-like garment with short or long sleeves cut in one with the body, with these items typically knitted too. This description was the first thing that came up when we googled Shrug. If you ask most people what one is, they will just shrug." to "The Shrug is a cropped, cardigan-like garment with short or long sleeves cut in one with the body, often made from knitted wool. This description was the first thing that came up when we googled Shrug. If you ask most people what a Shrug is, they will probably do something expressive with their shoulders." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Eye Patch Description: "Contrary to popular belief, pirates did not wear eye patches because they had lost an eye in battle. Their true purpose was to cosplay as Nick Fury, or prepare the wearer to see in the dark, with the patch swapped from one eye to the other when below deck. " to "Contrary to popular belief, pirates did not wear eye patches because they had lost an eye in battle. Their true purpose was to hide the black eyes often inflicted upon pirates by their ocean bretheren. Relationships between men can often become violent, and this is never more true when you're stuck out at sea with nothing but salty water and rum for lubricant." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Collared Shawl Description: "The Collared Shawl is a timeless piece of knitwear which suits both the elderly and the elderly at heart. If you're lucky, you might find butterscotch candies stuck to the inside pocket." to "The Collared Shawl is a timeless piece of knitwear which suits both the elderly and the elderly at heart. If you're lucky, you might find butterscotch candies stuck to the inside pocket. If you're unlucky, blood." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Cover-ups Description: "If you're a glasses-wearer who's too cheap to afford a pair of prescription sunglasses, these cover-ups are an affordable alternative, as they are designed to sit on top of your regular spectacles and protect your peepers from the sun's harmful rays. However, while wearing them, you do run the risk of looking extremely frail, so bear that in mind." to "Too cheap to afford a pair of prescription sunglasses? These cover-ups are an affordable alternative, as they are designed to sit on top of your regular spectacles and protect your peepers from the sun's harmful rays. However, while wearing them, you do run the risk of looking extremely frail, so bear that in mind." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Sandals Description: "These leather strap Sandals are exactly what the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ might've worn if he'd been around today or ever existed at all. And speaking of fictional tales, these particular Sandals were purchased in a job lot from the producers of the 2000 movie Gladiator, who used the money to purchase tranquilisers for Russell Crowe at the wrap party." to "These leather strap Sandals are exactly what the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ might've worn if he lived today or indeed ever. And speaking of fictional tales, these particular Sandals were purchased in a job lot from the producers of the 2000 movie Gladiator, who used the money to purchase tranquilisers for Russell Crowe at the wrap party." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Flat Cap Description: "Flat Caps have enjoyed a resurgence lately thanks to their appearance in Peaky Blinders, a crime series covering the exploits of the Shelby crime family whose members are stricken with a disease which forces them to walk in slow motion. Formed from a rounded cap with a short stiff brim, these flat caps are sadly bereft of blades, but you will look sharp nonetheless." to "Flat Caps have enjoyed a resurgence lately thanks to their appearance in Peaky Blinders, a crime series covering the exploits of the Shelby crime family whose members are stricken with a disease which forces them to walk in slow motion. Formed from a rounded cap with a short stiff brim, these flat caps are sadly bereft of blades, but you will certainly look sharp wearing one." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Bathrobe Description: "There's nothing better than sinking into a fluffy white Bathrobe after a nice hot crack bath - which is a lot like a regular bath, except you smoke crack while in the tub. This particular robe was stolen in bulk from a spa retreat while everyone was busy enjoying a reiki mud ritual." to "There's nothing better than sinking into a fluffy white Bathrobe after a nice hot crack bath - which is a lot like a regular bath, except you smoke crack while in the tub. This particular robe is made from the purest white silk, and is modelled on one which Whitney Houston owned." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Denim Cap Description: "Denim Caps can be worn backwards for a "radical" effect, or frontways for an "I don't like the sun in my eyes" vibe. These caps can be worn sideways at your own risk." to "Denim Caps should be worn backwards for a "radical" effect, or front ways for an "I don't like the sun in my eyes" vibe. These caps can also be worn sideways at your own risk." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Gentleman Cache Description: "The Gentleman Cache contains a refined, formal garment considered suitable attire for the opera, the racecourse, or the murder of a prostitute in 19th Century East London." to "The Gentleman Cache is a Supply Pack which contains one item from a selection of refined, formal garments considered suitable attire for the opera, the racecourse, or the murder of a prostitute in 19th Century East London." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Snapback Hat Description: "This Snapback Hat comes without one of those douchey silver stickers attached. We removed it on your behalf, because what are you, twelve?" to "This Snapback Hat comes without one of those douchey silver stickers attached to the brim. We removed it on your behalf, because what are you, twelve?" |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Basketball Shirt Description: "The Torn City Basketball Team is known as The Shivs, and while they haven't played a match in fourteen years, their apparel is still popular among the city's youth. This vest is made from a high-tech breathable fabric, enabling you to emerge from even the most intense interrogation entirely sweat-free." to "The Torn City Basketball Team is known as The Shivs, and while they haven't played a match in fourteen years, their apparel is still popular among the city's youth. This vest is made from a high-tech breathable fabric known as Pit-Stahp, enabling you to emerge from even the most intense interrogation sweating less than Prince Andrew." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Parachute Pants Description: "If you want to be noticed and / or beaten to a pulp, you could do no better than this pair of gold lamé Parachute Pants. Popularized by MC Hammer in the 1980's parachute pants were originally made of nylon to allow the wearer to breakdance effectively. These are made from lamé, because who even breakdances anymore?" to "If you want to be noticed and / or beaten to a pulp, you could do no better than this pair of gold lamé Parachute Pants. Popularized by MC Hammer in the 1980s, parachute pants were originally made of nylon to allow the wearer to breakdance effectively. These are made from lamé, because who even breakdances anymore?" |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Tube Dress Description: "A Tube Dress is not a dress in a tube, it is simply a dress that is shaped like a tube - you know, like Pringles, except clothes. Made from viscose and elastine, this pink Tube Dress can be thrown on by women and crossdressers in a matter of seconds, which comes in handy if you need to exit via your lover's bedroom window in a pinch. " to "A Tube Dress is not a dress in a tube, it is simply a dress that is shaped like a tube - you know, like Pringles, except clothes. Made from viscose and elastine, this pink Tube Dress can be thrown on by women and crossdressers in a matter of seconds, which comes in handy if you need to exit your lover's bedroom window in a pinch. " |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Silver Hoodie Description: "If you've ever wanted to attract an increasing number of magpies to your body, then this Silver Hoodie is exactly what you need. Made from cotton flocked with a mixture of PU and Mercury, this hoodie will leave you weak and trembling if you wear it for long enough." to "If you've ever wanted to attract an increasing number of magpies to your body then this Silver Hoodie is exactly what you need. Made from cotton flocked with a mixture of PU and Mercury, this hoodie will leave you weak and trembling if you wear it for long enough." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Durag Description: "Durags, also known as do-rags or du-rags, consist of a simple cloth worn over the head and tied around the back. They are most commonly worn by people of colour who are in the process of developing wave, braided or dreadlocked hairstyles, but they can also be worn by white people, who look very funny in them." to "Durags, also known as do-rags or du-rags, consist of a simple cloth worn over the head and tied around the back. They are most commonly worn by people of colour who are in the process of developing wave, braided or dreadlocked hairstyles, but they can also be worn by white people who want to look like a weapons-grade bellend." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Sports Jacket Description: "Sports Jackets like this are so-called due to their historic use by men playing outdoor sports, such as shooting, hunting, and cricket. Unlike a blazer, the Sports Coat is made from a hardwearing fabric which enables it to be worn as a casual, everyday item. This one is made from light tweed, which sounds like a character from Harry Potter." to "Sports Jackets are so-called due to their historic use by men playing outdoor sports, such as shooting, hunting, and cricket. Unlike a blazer, the Sports Coat is made from a hardwearing fabric which enables it to be worn as a casual, everyday item. This one is made from light tweed, which sounds like Mike Tyson trying to describe the universal physical constant." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Credit Card Description: "Credit Cards can be used to acquire a significant amount of debt in exchange for items you really wanted but simply couldn't afford at the time. They can also be used to cut up lines of cocaine, if Torn had any cocaine, which it doesn't... yet." to "Credit Cards can be used to acquire a significant amount of debt in exchange for items you want but can't afford. They can also be used to cut up lines of cocaine, if Torn had any cocaine, which it doesn't... yet." |
October 19, 2020 |
Item updated: Lipstick Description: "Lipstick is a cosmetic item made of oils, waxes, pigments and moisturizers that is used to apply color to the lips. The point of lipstick is to make your mouth more attractive to others, despite the fact that the same effect can be achieved by stuffing it full of mashed potatoes and gravy. This particular lipstick is Fresh Blood Carmine #005" to "Lipstick is a cosmetic item made of oils, waxes, pigments and moisturizers used to apply color to the lips. The point of lipstick is to make your mouth more attractive to others, but the same effect can be achieved by stuffing it full of mashed potatoes and gravy. This particular lipstick is Flesh Wound Carmine #005." |
October 16, 2020 |
Honor updated: Foot Soldier Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
October 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Qsz-92 Description: "Most recent development of the Chinese state arms factories. Dual stack magazine holds 15 rounds of ammunition in either calibre. Front part of the frame under the barrel is shaped as an accessory rail to accept laser sights or flash lights." to "Most recent development of the Chinese state arms factories. Dual stack magazine holds 15 rounds. Front part of the frame under the barrel is shaped as an accessory rail to accept laser sights or flash lights." |
October 14, 2020 |
Honor updated: Yoink Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare |
October 13, 2020 |
Honor added: Kosovo Description: A default honor bar available to everyone |
October 13, 2020 |
Honor added: Yoink Description: Successfully mug someone who just mugged someone else |
October 11, 2020 |
Honor updated: Triple Tap Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
October 9, 2020 |
Honor updated: Dragon's Breath Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
October 9, 2020 |
Honor updated: Freedom Isn't Free Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
October 8, 2020 |
Honor updated: Freerunner Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
October 7, 2020 |
Honor updated: Bare Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
October 7, 2020 |
Honor updated: Dragon's Breath Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
October 6, 2020 |
Honor added: Dragon's Breath Description: Use a 12 Gauge Incendiary round |
October 1, 2020 |
Honor updated: Jacked Rarity: Rare to Limited |
September 30, 2020 |
Honor updated: Maimed Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare |
September 30, 2020 |
Honor updated: Penetrated Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare |
September 30, 2020 |
Honor updated: Scorched Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare |
September 30, 2020 |
Honor updated: Marked Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Zip Wallet Description: "A tough fabric wallet closed with a zipper. " to "Zip wallets are for people who refuse to embrace chaos. If it is destiny that your driver's license should fall out of your wallet and end up in the hands of a methed-up sex criminal who proceeds to track you down and consume your toenail clippings, then who are you to deny the will of the universe? This Zip Wallet may contain useful items, but it will not save you from your predetermined fate." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Clutch Description: "A fashionable clutch purse." to "In 1832 famed biologist Henri Latrine discovered that women were deathly allergic to pockets, hence why it is illegal for ladies' clothing to possess hidden compartments to this day. It is for this reason that the Clutch Bag was invented, to enable the fairer sex to transport their various accoutrements without having to store them in their mouth. This Clutch Bag may contain anything from cash to make-up, through to old receipts and the number of a man who was both creepy and persistent." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Hit Contract Description: "A letter featuring the particulars of a wanted criminal." to "Inside this envelope is the name of a dangerous, wanted criminal, along with a contract for their "termination". The envelope itself is quite nice, so you might want to save it for when you start eBaying all the crap in your spare room. " |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Syringe Description: "An unused 5ml syringe with a hypodermic needle." to "This unused 5ml syringe could be used to inject yourself with all manner of intoxicating substances. Or, if you're thrifty, you might use it to refill an off-brand printer cartridge and save yourself some dough. Just make sure you don't get confused halfway through and overdose on Magenta. " |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Spoon Description: "A charred spoon." to "The bowl of this spoon is suspiciously charred. This leads you to believe that someone has been using it to heat cold soup while holding it over the stove. " |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Nightgown Description: "" to "The only thing better than wearing a silk nightgown to bed is dying in your sleep - peacefully, of course. Contemporary nightgowns are mostly worn by women, but can also be worn by men who are expecting to be visited by three judgemental spirits in the dead of night. This particular nightgown has a buttoned-up access panel about the rear for the release of nightly discharge." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Pullover Description: "" to "This tight-fitting, woolen pullover comes in a unique shade of brown rarely seen outside of a sewage sluice. Soft to the touch and hard-wearing, this sweater is very much a one-off, in that as soon as you put one on, you'll want to take it off." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Elegant Cache Description: "" to "Coco Chanel once said that elegance is when the inside is as beautiful as the outside, but she was also a Nazi agent, so who cares what she thinks. Upon opening, this Elegant Cache will bestow upon you an item of such luxury that you will be immediately marked out as someone worth mugging." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Naughty Cache Description: "" to "The Naughty Cache is the kind of item you keep at the back of the wardrobe away from the children and your mother-in-law. Inside this crate you will find a single item that will transform your sex life. It could be a blindfold to increase suspense, a maid uniform for role-play, or it might be a ball gag to stop your husband making weird noises at the point of orgasm. Whatever's inside, please wash it before use." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Elderly Cache Description: "" to "Due to the unattractive nature of their withered physique, the elderly are required by law to wear as many clothes as possible so as not to put anyone off their dinner. This Elderly Cache contains items of clothing well-suited to those of a wrinkled disposition, with most pieces coming in a shade known as forgettable beige." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Denim Cache Description: "" to "Double denim is for losers. Triple denim is for pussies. But sextuple denim is for jeaniuses. This Denim Cache will provide you with one of six possible denim items. Collect them all to fulfil your destiny and become a denim deity." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Wannabe Cache Description: "" to "It doesn't matter if you're pretty fly for a white guy or a bit of a prick for an asian chick, this Wannabe Cache will have you dressing like an absolute banker in the time it takes to say gunter glieben glauten globen. Snapbacks, Shutter Shades, Saggy Pants and the rest await you inside this treasure trove of trends for try-hards." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Cutesy Cache Description: "" to "The colorful clothes and accessories in this Cutesy Cache wouldn't look out of place on a nine-year-old girl. These days, you're more likely to see them on a woman in her mid-thirties who still describes herself as a dweemgurl pwincess. " |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Armor Cache Description: "" to "Pretty armor does not make a warrior, but it will keep the blood inside your body while you wait for your friends to turn up. This Armor Cache will provide you with one piece of armor. We make no promises that it will stop you from being killed." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Melee Cache Description: "" to "This Melee Cache contains a melee weapon, which you can use to harm other human beings in a melee, fracas, scuffle, or kerfuffle at your leisure. You may not use melee weapons to harm animals, because that's mean." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Small Arms Cache Description: "" to "Despite its name implying otherwise, the Small Arms Cache cannot be opened by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Upon opening this crate, you will receive a small, lightweight firearm that you can use to cause injury and / or death to your opponents and / or friends. " |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Medium Arms Cache Description: "" to "Medium Arms are defined as being neither Small Arms nor Heavy Arms, but something in between. This Medium Arms cache therefore contains armaments that are not light enough to be stuffed in your waistband, but nor must they be mounted on a tripod. Don't blame me if this description doesn't make sense. Open it up and see for yourself if you care that much." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Heavy Arms Cache Description: "" to "The Heavy Arms cache is where you will find big f***ing weapons to put down big f***ing people. If you feel like you have heavy arms then you may be suffering from a severe nerve disorder, but if you want heavy arms, open this damn crate." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Spy Camera Description: "" to "Ever wanted to know what your uncle does in the shed late at night? Install this Spy Camera in a discrete location and find out exactly how troubling his personal habits are. This Spy Camera is made in China, so everything it records will appear as if it had been filmed through a potato. " |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Cloning Device Description: "" to "In the year 2045 you will be able to clone perfect replicas of yourself which you can use to do your bidding, your spouse, and your laundry. Until then, you'll have to make do with this Card Cloning Device, which takes mere seconds to lift the data off someone's credit card once it's been swiped through." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Card Skimmer Description: "" to "A Card Skimmer jammed into an ATM can record the details of hundreds of individual credit cards every hour. The best place to mount these is outside a place where people withdraw cash in a hurry, such as a strip club, or a KFC whose card machine is always busted." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Tutu Description: "" to "The Tutu was named after its inventor, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, who wore the garment to public rallies in the 1980's to distract white South Africans from the fact he was helping to dismantle apartheid. This Tutu is made from pink gauze and will rise up when the wearer pirouettes, or stands over a leafblower." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Knee Socks Description: "" to "Knee Socks imply that the wearer is somewhat playful, or that they have really ugly shins. These pink cotton Knee Socks stop just below the thigh on a regular-sized person, but could probably be used as a sleeping bag by those of restricted height, such as Oompa Loompas, or Tyrion Lannister. " |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Kitty Shoes Description: "" to "These red leather Kitty Shoes are perfect for anyone who loves the color red, and who likes cats. They are wholly unsuitable for someone who prefers purple and is obsessed with narwhals." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Cat Ears Description: "" to "These Cat Ears won't make you look like a cat, but they will make you look like you have the ears of a cat. To complete the full cat look you'd need whiskers, a tail, and a spine flexible enough that you can reach your posterior with your tongue." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Bunny Ears Description: "" to "Myxomatosis is a severely painful disease in rabbits which attacks their skin, eyes, lungs, and genitals. Remember that the next time you appropriate their culture by wearing these Bunny Ears. " |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Puppy Ears Description: "" to "If you want a headband which comes with the ears of a full-sized dog attached then you are shit out of luck my friend. But if you're after some realistic-looking Puppy Ears, then why not buy a pair of these Puppy Ears? They look like real Puppy Ears. PUPPY EARS!" |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Heart Sunglasses Description: "" to "If you're an Elton John cosplayer or simply wish to hide the hate behind your sunken eyes, these Heart Sunglasses will do the job. Obviously the hearts which these glasses depict do not in any way resemble real human hearts. But legend has it that if you fly to South Africa on a Tuesday, you can pick up pair of liver sunglasses which are surprisingly realistic." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Hair Bow Description: "" to "A Hair Bow may look cute, but they also serve as a signal to others that your hair is a gift to them. When wearing a Hair Bow you must be vigilant, and avoid accessorizing with matching gift tag earrings." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Lolita Dress Description: "" to "The term Lolita means a sexually precocious young girl. To avoid Torn being shut down and raided by the police, we're going to end this description right here." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Unicorn Horn Description: "" to "Many people believe that Unicorns possessed a single large horn in the centre of their head, however, recent paleontological evidence suggests they actually had one giant tentacle there instead. But don't let that stop you perpetuating the Unicorn horn myth with this brightly colored plastic Unicorn Horn, which you can also wear around your waist as a Merman's penis." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Check Skirt Description: "" to "This red checkered cotton skirt resembles the type worn as part of a uniform by British schoolgirls - and the occasional schoolboy, if he was feeling adventurous. " |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Polka Dot Dress Description: "" to "Red Polka Dot dresses are closely associated with the 1950's, and wearing one implies that you love everything about this decade, including racism, the Cold War, and the mass coverup of the harmful effects of smoking by international tobacco companies. Who knew that wearing a little old dress meant so much!" |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Ballet Shoes Description: "" to "Ballet Shoes are shoes you wear for performing ballet, not while attending a ballet. You could wear ballet shoes while attending a ballet, but people will be confused and think you are performing in the ballet, when really you are just attending a ballet in ballet shoes. If you do decide to wear ballet shoes to a ballet in which you are not performing, simply because you like to wear ballet shoes, you'd have to explain to multiple people that you weren't performing in the ballet, you were simply attending a ballet in ballet shoes, and that could be quite long-winded. " |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Dungarees Description: "" to "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute and creative "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Tights Description: "" to "Tights were invented in 1965 by the famous bankrobber Ian Tights, who wished to obscure his appearance while performing criminal acts. In the 1980's, women found a new use for tights as a leg covering, with these thin, nylon garments helping to hide the fact that they hadn't shaved them due to feminism. Today, men and women of all ages enjoy wearing tights, mostly thanks to a resurgence in their popularity caused by the 1993 documentary Robin Hood: Men in Tights." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Old Wallet Description: "A grubby, tattered wallet." to "Inside this old, leather wallet you'll find a snapshot of someone else's life. Credit cards. Membership cards. A coupon for half off at Big Al's. Family photographs. An expired condom. Who knows, maybe you'll even find a wad of cash in this wallet, cash you could use to buy something useful, like a wallet." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Cardholder Description: "A soft leather cardholder." to "Cardholders are bought by people too rich to carry cash, but too poor to have their PA pay for their groceries. This particular cardholder could contain one of several types of cards. But the most important thing is that it won't ruin your silhouette when you store it in your ass pocket." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Billfold Description: "A slim premium billfold." to "A billfold is thinner and has fewer compartments than a wallet, but to make up for it they often contain more cash than a stripper's g-string. The only problem with a billfold is having to deal with people who compliment your "fancy new wallet", as you'll have to correct them, to which they will reply "I don't care"." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Coin Purse Description: "A fabric purse with a metal clasp." to "The Coin Purse is most popular among elderly women, who remain gloriously oblivious to its use as a slang term for testicles. Inside this Coin Purse you may find several coins of various denominations, which you are then free to insert into vending machines, gumball machines, or the Neverending Story coin-operated ride that's been outside your local 7-11 since 1984." |
September 29, 2020 |
Honor added: Marked Description: Use 2,500 Tracer rounds |
September 29, 2020 |
Honor added: Penetrated Description: Use 2,500 Piercing rounds |
September 29, 2020 |
Honor added: Scorched Description: Use 2,500 Incendiary rounds |
September 29, 2020 |
Honor added: Maimed Description: Use 2,500 Hollow Point rounds |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Booty Shorts Description: "" to "Not everyone can pull off a pair of booty shorts, especially if it's a hot day and they've stuck to the inside of your buttcheeks. This pair of leopard-print crack-snugglers are perfect for those whose friends have no imagination, because they leave absolutely nothing to it. There's no need to upload pictures of food to Instagram when you're wearing these things, because everyone can see what you had for dinner." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Collar Description: "" to "When people see you wearing a collar they are liable to suppose one of two things. Either you're a goth, or you're under the influence of a 40-something online dom who has convinced you you're his sex slave to mask the fact he doesn't know what he's doing in the bedroom. You were hoping to meet your very own Christian Grey, but he'll turn out to be more of a Christopher Beige." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Ball Gag Description: "" to "The Ball Gag is the perfect gift for a lover who refuses to stop making weird noises at the point of orgasm. Consisting of a hardy leather strap and a rubber ball fixed together with steel clasps, this item can also be used to recreate the gimp scene from Pulp Fiction, if you're into that sort of thing." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Blindfold Description: "" to "This blindfold is made from soft, black silk, and is capable of obstructing the wearer's vision even in the presence of daylight. Blindfolds can be great fun in the bedroom if you like a little mystery in your sex life. They also come in handy if your partner hasn't aged well, or has recently undergone reconstructive surgery after a particularly nasty car accident." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Maid Uniform Description: "" to "French Maid Uniforms are one of the most popular types of sexy outfit, alongside schoolgirl, secretary, nurse, and 14th Century Brigandine. This particular Maid Uniform is made from cheap polyester and cotton lace, and will no doubt fall apart during a vigorous polishing of the ornaments." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Maid Hat Description: "" to "No Maid Uniform is complete without a dainty little Maid Hat to top it off. This "hat" may be no more than a strip of starched lace glued to a simple headband, but from the instant you wear it, you'll feel as if you're in the bedchambers of an old French aristocrat whose bedpan needs to be emptied forthwith." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Ball Gown Description: "" to "This floor-length Ball Gown is so elegant it could make a princess out of a pig. Hewn from luxurious chiffon in a shade of purple known as Deluge, the way this dress exposes the full glory of your décolletage means you'll be deluged with suitors before you've had time to dance a single step. " |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Fascinator Hat Description: "" to "The Fascinator Hat was invented in the 17th Century, and originally consisted of a lacey scarf wrapped around a woman's head with the aim of drawing attention and invoking an air of mystery. These days, the term Fascinator is used to describe any overly elaborate hat worn at a stupid angle to a wedding or a racecourse, with the only mystery being "Why the hell are you wearing that?"" |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Wedding Dress Description: "" to "Wedding dresses are like Crocs; you know you've messed up if you wear them more than once. This particular Wedding Dress is an off-the-rack number made from white satin, meaning you could spill a White Russian all over it and nobody would notice. " |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Wedding Veil Description: "" to "Wedding veils were originally worn to protect the Bride from evil and impurity, because apparently a thin layer of net fabric can repel such things. In Torn, a veil is worn to protect the wedding congregation from Bridal saliva, as the women here are neither good nor pure, and are prone to spitting to get their own way." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Head Scarf Description: "" to "The favored headwear for terminally ill patients and white women returning from a gap year in India, the headscarf is a versatile piece of clothing well-suited to various climates - except wind or rain. This headscarf is made from a piece of floral fabric, and would not look out of place on the head of an 84-year-old woman whose husband recently passed away." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Opera Gloves Description: "" to "Once the preserve of high society dames and regality, Opera Gloves are now worn by slags and wannabe starlets everywhere. The long, slender design of these stylish gloves make even the roughest broad feel like she's having Breakfast At Tiffany's when she's snarfing down an Egg McMuffin in Maccies at half nine in the morning." |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Cell Phone Description: "" to "Known as the most durable mobile phone of all time, the Italian-made Gnocchia 3310 should really be classed as a melee weapon, given that one single blow with this object is capable of turning someone's face into a concave structure. " |
September 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Assless Chaps Description: "" to "Traditonally, a set of chaps consists of a pair of leggings and a belt, often made of leather, which are worn over trousers to protect the wearer's legs while on horseback. Chaps do not typically cover your crotch or buttocks, but this pair has been designed with a front pouch, which hints that they are to be worn over bare naked flesh. Assless they may be, but you'll have no trouble tapping dat in a pair of these bad boys." |
September 27, 2020 |
Honor updated: Gone Fishing Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
September 24, 2020 |
Honor updated: Pepperoni Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
September 24, 2020 |
Honor updated: Triple Tap Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
September 23, 2020 |
Honor updated: Triple Tap Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
September 22, 2020 |
Honor added: Triple Tap Description: Achieve three headshots in a row |
September 21, 2020 |
Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
September 21, 2020 |
Honor updated: Overtime Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
September 17, 2020 |
Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut Rarity: Rare to Limited |
September 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Legendary Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
September 16, 2020 |
Honor updated: Overtime Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare |
September 16, 2020 |
Honor updated: Lead Salad Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
September 16, 2020 |
Honor updated: Hula Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
September 16, 2020 |
Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
September 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Intern Name: I'm a Real Doctor to Intern |
September 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Intern Description: Steal 500 medical items to Use 100 job points |
September 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut Name: Keen to Stuck in a Rut |
September 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut Description: Spy on people while in the army 100 times to Use 1,000 job points |
September 15, 2020 |
Honor added: Overtime Description: Use 10,000 job points |
September 13, 2020 |
Honor updated: Strongest Link Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
September 9, 2020 |
Honor updated: Sodaholic Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
September 9, 2020 |
Honor updated: RNG Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
September 9, 2020 |
Honor updated: Repeat Offender Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Common |
September 8, 2020 |
Honor added: Repeat Offender Description: Go to jail 250 times |
September 8, 2020 |
Honor updated: Chainer 4 Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
September 8, 2020 |
Medal updated: Champion Rarity: Rare to Limited |
September 8, 2020 |
Medal updated: Pwned in the Face Rarity: Rare to Limited |
September 1, 2020 |
Honor added: Welcome Description: Be online every day for 100 days |
August 31, 2020 |
Honor updated: Going Postal Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 31, 2020 |
Medal updated: Overzealous Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Gold Chain Description: "" to "All that glitters is gold, but only shooting stars break the mold. You won't exactly break any molds in this 9 karat Gold Chain, but you will make yourself a target for muggers if you wear this on the streets." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Snapback Hat Description: "" to "This Snapback Hat comes without one of those douchey silver stickers attached. We removed it on your behalf, because what are you, twelve?" |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Saggy Pants Description: "" to "The practice of wearing Saggy Pants is believed to have originated in the US prison system, where belts and braces are prohibited, and prison-issue items are often oversized. Outside of the clink, those who wear this style of trouser do so to show off how clean their underwear is." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Oversized Shirt Description: "" to "It doesn't matter how fat or thin you are, this Oversized Shirt will always be two sizes too big for you. Made from a revolutionary fabric called Nylong, this shirt adapts to the wearer's physique and stretches without pressure, enabling you to look "proper street" from the moment you put it on." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Basketball Shirt Description: "" to "The Torn City Basketball Team is known as The Shivs, and while they haven't played a match in fourteen years, their apparel is still popular among the city's youth. This vest is made from a high-tech breathable fabric, enabling you to emerge from even the most intense interrogation entirely sweat-free." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Parachute Pants Description: "" to "If you want to be noticed and / or beaten to a pulp, you could do no better than this pair of gold lamé Parachute Pants. Popularized by MC Hammer in the 1980's parachute pants were originally made of nylon to allow the wearer to breakdance effectively. These are made from lamé, because who even breakdances anymore?" |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Tube Dress Description: "" to "A Tube Dress is not a dress in a tube, it is simply a dress that is shaped like a tube - you know, like Pringles, except clothes. Made from viscose and elastine, this pink Tube Dress can be thrown on by women and crossdressers in a matter of seconds, which comes in handy if you need to exit via your lover's bedroom window in a pinch. " |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Gold Sneakers Description: "" to "Jazz up an otherwise forgettable outfit with this pair of snazzy Gold Sneakers! Constructed from coated rubber and canvas, these Gold Sneakers will look like absolute s**t as soon as you scuff them just once, so treat them with care!" |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Shutter Shades Description: "" to "Remember when Kanye West wore a pair of Shutter Shades in 2007? Like almost everything Yeezy creates, this style was stolen from a 1980's trend, but now you can bring them back in style by sporting a pair of these cheap plastic knock-offs." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Silver Hoodie Description: "" to "If you've ever wanted to attract an increasing number of magpies to your body, then this Silver Hoodie is exactly what you need. Made from cotton flocked with a mixture of PU and Mercury, this hoodie will leave you weak and trembling if you wear it for long enough." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Bucket Hat Description: "" to "Popular among British festival-goers of the 1990's, the Bucket Hat is a piece of headwear made from thick canvas - three times as thick as Liam Gallagher, actually. This particular Bucket Hat comes in a shade known as Hot Salmon." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Puffer Jacket Description: "" to "The Puffer Jacket, also known as the Down Jacket, was designed by Australian chemist George Finch for the 1922 Everest expedition. While his design was initially mocked, it eventually fell into favor due to its wind-resistance abilities, and the fact that it makes you look three times as big as you actually are." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Durag Name: Do Rag to Durag |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Durag Description: "" to "Durags, also known as do-rags or du-rags, consist of a simple cloth worn over the head and tied around the back. They are most commonly worn by people of colour who are in the process of developing wave, braided or dreadlocked hairstyles, but they can also be worn by white people, who look very funny in them." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Onesie Description: "" to "Onesies were once the sole preserve of newborn babies whose parents couldn't be bothered to dress them up properly. But today, the Onesie is now popular as a homewear item, or a streetwear item if you have abandoned the concept of shame." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Baseball Jacket Description: "" to "In the United States, many citizens wear Baseball Jackets to excuse the fact that they are carrying a baseball bat around with them at the time. In Torn, such chicanery is unnecessary, so feel free to sport this retro polyester Baseball Jacket to disguise yourself as a yankee tourist instead." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Braces Description: "" to "If for some reason you're allergic to belts, then a pair of Braces does just as good a job at holding your trousers up instead. Of course, you wouldn't need either if you'd bought properly fitting trousers in the first place, but until you grow into them, these elasticated black braces will stop you looking like a gangsta rapper. " |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Panama Hat Description: "" to "Panama Hats are lightweight, brimmed, and typically made of woven straw. They were originally an Ecuadorian invention, but Panama Hat sounds nicer than Ecuador Hat, so everyone just pretends that's where they came from. " |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Pipe Description: "" to "Used to smoke loose tobacco, the Pipe is a dual-purpose item given that it also increases your ability to contemplate things by roughly 400%. Pipes are best smoked by a roaring fireplace in a room with lots of books in, and perhaps an ancient musket on the wall for good measure." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Shoulder Sweater Description: "" to "In Torn City it is illegal for someone to board a boat without their sweater being tied over their shoulders. This Shoulder Sweater comes pre-tied to save you the trouble. " |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Sports Jacket Description: "" to "Sports Jackets like this are so-called due to their historic use by men playing outdoor sports, such as shooting, hunting, and cricket. Unlike a blazer, the Sports Coat is made from a hardwearing fabric which enables it to be worn as a casual, everyday item. This one is made from light tweed, which sounds like a character from Harry Potter." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Credit Card Description: "" to "Credit Cards can be used to acquire a significant amount of debt in exchange for items you really wanted but simply couldn't afford at the time. They can also be used to cut up lines of cocaine, if Torn had any cocaine, which it doesn't... yet." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Lipstick Description: "" to "Lipstick is a cosmetic item made of oils, waxes, pigments and moisturizers that is used to apply color to the lips. The point of lipstick is to make your mouth more attractive to others, despite the fact that the same effect can be achieved by stuffing it full of mashed potatoes and gravy. This particular lipstick is Fresh Blood Carmine #005" |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: License Description: "" to "This Driver's License should be in the wallet of its owner rather than your hand. But given that it is not, you may as well use it to take out a bank loan, adopt a child, or get married in someone else's name." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Tampon Description: "" to "Tampons are a feminine hygiene product used to absorb the menstrual flow during a woman's period. They can also be filled with vodka and used to imbibe alcohol at a party through non-oral means, although this will probably kill you." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Receipt Description: "" to "Judging by this receipt, it appears that someone is in for a great night by themselves, given that it lists the purchase of a cucumber, ten trash bags, some duct tape, a family-sized jar of mayonnaise, and a Hannah Montana blu-ray." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Family Photo Description: "" to "This photo appears to have captured a precious, intimate moment between a loving family during a day at the beach. But for all we know, this may have been the last time they were seen alive, as their psychotic father dragged them kicking and screaming into the sea in a four-way death pact. Either way, it's beautifully composed." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Lint Description: "" to "Lint is a mixture of textile fibers, human hair, skin cells, animal fur, dust and microorganisms which can often be found at the bottom of your dryer, in your pockets or inside your belly button. Eat it, you might like it. " |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Handcuffs Description: "" to "Beloved by law enforcement and kinky lovers alike, these steel Handcuffs are capable of fixing a person's hands behind their back or to the bedframe until such time as they are released. " |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Concussion Grenade Description: "" to "There are two ways to give someone concussion; punch them in the head repeatedly, or lob a Concussion Grenade at them. When your opponent is concussed, they may suffer problems with concentration, memory, balance and coordination." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Denim Shirt Description: "" to "Denim Shirts give off a clear signal to everyone around you, and that signal is "I like jeans so much I want to wear them all over my body". This particular shirt is made from stretch denim, because let's face it, you haven't been looking after yourself lately. " |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Denim Vest Description: "" to "When accompanied by a white t-shirt and a set of dog tags, a Denim Vest tells others that while you aren't someone to be messed with, there won't be many consequences if you do. This particular vest is made from denim that is raw and untreated, like your spirit, I guess." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Denim Jacket Description: "" to "Denim Jackets work best when teamed with items that are not made of denim, lest you suffer the ignominy of being seen in double denim. There are many items not made of denim, including cotton t-shirts, woolen overcoats, and PVC onesies to name but a few." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Denim Jeans Description: "" to "Jeans were invented by Steve Jeans in 1992, when a shortage of chinos meant that dads everywhere were rendered pantsless on Saturday afternoons. The denim fabric from which they are made was created in Europe in the 16th Century, which was also when colonialism really started to take off. Coincidence? Yes." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Denim Shoes Description: "" to "If you're trying to build some sort of denim gimp suit, then you'll need this pair of Denim Hi-Tops to go with your Denim Jacket, Denim Vest, Denim Shirt, Denim Trousers and Denim Thong. These shoes are unsuitable for both men and women over the age of 32." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Denim Cap Description: "" to "Denim Caps can be worn backwards for a "radical" effect, or frontways for an "I don't like the sun in my eyes" vibe. These caps can be worn sideways at your own risk." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Bread Knife Description: "" to "Whether you're looking to slice open an artisan sourdough or a rival's throat, the Bread Knife allows you to do so with consumate ease. The weapon of choice for Jimmy "Two-Shins", this serrated blade will lacerate your opponent and leave them bleeding long after you've slashed them." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Semtex Description: "" to "Semtex is a general purpose plastic explosive which can be moulded into all kinds of amusing shapes, if the mood strikes. When fitted with a timer and a detonating cord, this material can be used to explode your target into tiny disappointed pieces." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Poison Umbrella Description: "" to "Considered the weapon of choice for Cold War assassins, this Poison Umbrella is capable of transferring a small poisonous pellet into your opponent. This particular umbrella is wielded by Fernando Maria Fernández, a.k.a. Fingers, and the ingredients in its poison are known only to him." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Millwall Brick Description: "" to "The Millwall Brick is an improvised weapon consisting of a simple newspaper rolled up lengthways and folded in half to create a solid club-like edge at one end. It was invented by fans of Millwall Football Club as a way of smuggling a weapon into football grounds, but Arsenal supporters claim they almost invented it first." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Gentleman Cache Description: "" to "The Gentleman Cache contains a refined, formal garment considered suitable attire for the opera, the racecourse, or the murder of a prostitute in 19th Century East London." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Suit Trousers Description: "" to "Unless you're one of those kilt-wearing berks who thinks they're Scottish because their uncle once visited Aberdeen, black suit trousers are the most formal form of legwear mankind has thus far invented. These particular trousers would work well for someone attending a job inteview, visiting a funeral, appearing in court, or dressing up as the guy from Hitman. " |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Derby Shoes Name: Dress Shoes to Derby Shoes |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Derby Shoes Description: "" to "Derby Shoes were once worn by hunters and sportsmen, but today they are considered suitable for both formal and semi-formal styles. The Derby is an open laced shoe, meaning the quarters are sewn on top of the vamp, making them easy to put on. If you neither know nor care what that means, you may be interested to learn that the Derby was invented for the 19th Century Earl of Derby, who was so fat he had trouble putting his regular shoes on. And if that isn't a legacy, I don't know what is." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Smoking Jacket Description: "" to "Smoking Jackets were designed in the 19th Century for men who wanted to enjoy the calming pleasures of tobacco, but didn't want their clothes to smell absolutely rank. The most iconic colorway for a Smoking Jacket is Burgundy and Black, with silk or velvet the preferred material. Famous aficionados of the garment include Hugh Hefner and Saddam Hussein." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Monocle Description: "" to "Consisting of a circular lens within a wire frame attached to a short string or chain, the Monocle was intended as a corrective piece of eyewear used to enhance your vision in one single eye. However, with the advancement of modern optometry, these items became obsolete, and were instead used to signify one's wealth, or their identity as the Monopoly man." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Paint Mask Description: "" to "Would you like to avoid huffing half a gallon of paint into your lungs while you're repainting the spare bedroom? Then this Paint Mask is the product for you. Its particulate cotton filters ensure that your airways are free from both fumes and droplets. WARNING: Does not protect against airborne viruses or non-lethal crowd control systems. " |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Ladder Description: "" to "Ladders were traditionally used to help people avoid snakes, but these days they have all sorts of uses; scaling a tree to retrieve a cat, peeping into your neighbor's bedroom window late at night, and gaining entry to the Ladder Owners Club of Torn. This ladder is made from flimsy aluminium and has been described as "a death trap" by online reviewers. What will you use your ladder for?" |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Wire Cutters Description: "" to "The sharp steel blades of these industrial-sized wire cutters are capable of cutting through cables that are a maximum of 1cm thick. You can also cut cables that are not as thick as this, if you so desire. These cutters cannot be used to cut through the seminal crime drama The Wire, however, but you could use them to pinch off your cable TV connection if you wanted. " |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Fur Coat Description: "" to "Animal rights protestors have labelled this fur coat the cruellest garment of Autumn Winter 2020. Made from 40% fox, 38% mink and 22% miscellaneous fur, this gorgeous coat would suit both a lady of elegance and a bloke in his mid-thirties who thinks he looks like Macklemore." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Fur Scarf Description: "" to "When you wear a fur scarf it tells others that you like animals too much to wear a full coat of their skin, but not so much that you wouldn't fashion them into an accessory. Constructed from a gorgeous blend of Chinchilla and boy fur, this scarf is 100% vegan unfriendly." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Fur Hat Description: "" to "In Red Dead Redemption 2 you can construct many different types of fur hat out of a range of interesting animals, from grizzlies and wolves through to beavers and racoons. In Torn, you get just one. And it's made from cat hair." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Platform Shoes Name: Bow Shoes to Platform Shoes |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Platform Shoes Description: "" to "Platform Shoes were popular with both men and women throughout history, and while today they are more commonly seen as a feminine item, discrete platform shoes are still worn by "short kings" to disguise their lack of vertical manhood. These dusky pink platforms come with a 100% money back guarantee that you'll sprain your ankle in them at least once a week." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Ballerina Flats Name: Dolly Shoes to Ballerina Flats |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Ballerina Flats Description: "" to "Ballerina Flats are a type of women's shoe with virtually no sole at all, in contrast to actual ballerinas, who are known to have no soul. Their design is inspired by the traditional ballerina shoe worn by performers of said artform, and they are considered a fashionable alternative to high heels - although decidedly less useful as a weapon." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Crystal Bracelet Description: "" to "This Crystal Bracelet is as gaudy as it is shiny. Constructed from reasonable quality silver by Francis Montana, Torn's resident jeweller, this bracelet is studded with white topaz crystals, which are said to improve the wearer's mental clarity - something which much of Torn's populace could benefit from greatly." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Cocktail Ring Description: "" to "Cocktail Rings are also known as statement rings, given that they are chunky and feature a large, often fake gemstone in their settings. Quite what statement the wearer intends to make is down to the individual, but given the sheer size of this thing, you'd certainly make an impression if you punched someone while wearing it. " |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Sun Hat Description: "" to "The Sun Hat is a type of headwear defined by a large brim, with its purpose being to protect the head, neck and shoulders from the sun's rays. You will often find these hats being worn by people who live in Earth's equatorial regions, but they can also be spotted on the heads of English women who think they're posh just because their boyfriend won tickets to the races." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Big Sunglasses Description: "" to "Whether you're trying to hide an unsightly bruise or you're just damn sick of the sight of the sun, these Big Sunglasses will keep your peepers behind closed doors and then some! Made from low-grade plastic by a Vietnamese child, these glasses are guaranteed to shatter if you so much as bend them the wrong way." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Statement Necklace Description: "" to "A necklace is a piece of jewellery worn around the neck. If you were born without a neck, you are prohibited from wearing a necklace. This statement necklace comes studded with rose quartz crystals, which supposedly promote healing, if you believe in all that s***e." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Floral Dress Description: "" to "Girls love nothing more than flowers. Not oxygen, not their boyfriends, not even puppy dogs. That's why this Floral Dress is so popular among the fairer sex, given that it has been designed in a floral style. If it had been made with a print of severed horse heads, it wouldn't be nearly as popular. " |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Shrug Description: "" to "The Shrug is a cropped, cardigan-like garment with short or long sleeves cut in one with the body, with these items typically knitted too. This description was the first thing that came up when we googled Shrug. If you ask most people what one is, they will just shrug." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Eye Patch Description: "" to "Contrary to popular belief, pirates did not wear eye patches because they had lost an eye in battle. Their true purpose was to cosplay as Nick Fury, or prepare the wearer to see in the dark, with the patch swapped from one eye to the other when below deck. " |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Reading Glasses Description: "" to "Struggling to read that Report on Crime? These Reading Glasses will help restore your eyesight to that of a prepubescent child. And they come with the added bonus of making you look like a very old lady." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Chinos Description: "" to "These lightweight cotton Chinos are perfect for the man who wants to make minimal impact in every room he walks into. Their dark beige color matches the aura of their wearer, and we guarantee that nobody will expect you to be funny or interesting while wearing them." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Collared Shawl Description: "" to "The Collared Shawl is a timeless piece of knitwear which suits both the elderly and the elderly at heart. If you're lucky, you might find butterscotch candies stuck to the inside pocket." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Pleated Skirt Description: "" to "Traditionally the preserve of substitute teachers with scant regard for their appearance, the Pleated Skirt has made a comeback in recent years, and can now be seen on people who you'd easily describe as a potential 7/10. This particular skirt is made from Navy Blue flannel, which is exactly as sexy as it sounds - not very." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Orthopedic Shoes Description: "" to "Orthopedic Shoes are designed to correct issues in the feet, ankles or legs. So if you've got bunions, a wonky gait or one massive leg that's far longer than the other, a pair of these shoes will have you mincing like a normie in no time." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Bingo Visor Description: "" to "This lurid green Bingo Visor is a must-have accessory for any self-respecting douchebag. Whereas they were once sported by old folk who wished to avoid the glare of the bingo hall's halogen lights, Bingo Visors are now often worn by young people at the beach, and that guy from that band called A. Remember them? No, nobody does." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Cover-ups Description: "" to "If you're a glasses-wearer who's too cheap to afford a pair of prescription sunglasses, these cover-ups are an affordable alternative, as they are designed to sit on top of your regular spectacles and protect your peepers from the sun's harmful rays. However, while wearing them, you do run the risk of looking extremely frail, so bear that in mind." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Sandals Description: "" to "These leather strap Sandals are exactly what the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ might've worn if he'd been around today or ever existed at all. And speaking of fictional tales, these particular Sandals were purchased in a job lot from the producers of the 2000 movie Gladiator, who used the money to purchase tranquilisers for Russell Crowe at the wrap party." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Golf Socks Description: "" to "Constructed from a poly-cotton elastane blend, these Golf Socks are so durable that the only way you'll get a "hole in one" is through a game of Foot Russian Roulette. " |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Flat Cap Description: "" to "Flat Caps have enjoyed a resurgence lately thanks to their appearance in Peaky Blinders, a crime series covering the exploits of the Shelby crime family whose members are stricken with a disease which forces them to walk in slow motion. Formed from a rounded cap with a short stiff brim, these flat caps are sadly bereft of blades, but you will look sharp nonetheless." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Slippers Description: "" to "These neoprene foam Slippers were stolen in bulk from a fancy spa retreat just over the Torn border. Both comfortable and wipe clean, these foot gloves will prevent you stepping on broken glass as you make your way through the kitchen at midnight to grab yourself a beer." |
August 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Bathrobe Description: "" to "There's nothing better than sinking into a fluffy white Bathrobe after a nice hot crack bath - which is a lot like a regular bath, except you smoke crack while in the tub. This particular robe was stolen in bulk from a spa retreat while everyone was busy enjoying a reiki mud ritual." |
August 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Bowler Hat Description: "" to "Also known as a billycock, bob hat, bombin or derby, the Bowler Hat was once the preserve of city gentleman, and were a key part of typical business attire until the 1970's. These days, Bowler Hats are exclusively worn by Dr Watson cosplayers and people going through a steampunk phase." |
August 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Fitted Shirt Description: "" to "Everyone looks good in a fitted white shirt. With extra tailoring applied around the chest and waist area, it will enable you to show off your pecks, bosoms or man-boobs in all their spectacular glory. Just don't spill gravy on it." |
August 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Bow Tie Description: "" to "If you're attending a fancy dinner and want to look smart, or you want to dress like a 12-year-old chess prodigy whose parents pushed him so hard he is unable to form meaningful friendships in adulthood, the Bow Tie is the perfect accessory for both. This one is made from red silk, and should be paired with a red pocket square and a smug, condescending outlook toward others. " |
August 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Neck Tie Description: "" to "This red neck tie screams authority. The minute you sport this bad boy to the office everyone will stop to listen to you, even if you have zero comprehension of the topic at hand. Made from pure silk, this tie can also be used as an emergency bandana. " |
August 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Waistcoat Description: "" to "Gray waistcoats are most commonly spotted at weddings and christenings, given that they serve no useful purpose other than to make you feel slightly warmer than you ought to be. This one comes with a decorative pocket, which tells others that you could have pockets if you wanted, but you have chosen a wiser path." |
August 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Blazer Description: "" to "Blazers are a multipurpose item which can be worn by everyone, from business bros and bridegrooms through to schoolboys and boat jerks. Team this dark gray blazer with a pair of blue jeans for that ultimate "poor guy cosplaying a rich man" look." |
August 26, 2020 |
Item updated: Denim Jeans Name: Denim Trousers to Denim Jeans |
August 26, 2020 |
Honor updated: Booboo Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Common |
August 25, 2020 |
Item added: Tights Description: |
August 25, 2020 |
Item added: Dungarees Description: |
August 25, 2020 |
Item added: Ballet Shoes Description: |
August 25, 2020 |
Item added: Unicorn Horn Description: |
August 25, 2020 |
Item added: Check Skirt Description: |
August 25, 2020 |
Item added: Polka Dot Dress Description: |
August 25, 2020 |
Item added: Hair Bow Description: |
August 25, 2020 |
Item added: Lolita Dress Description: |
August 25, 2020 |
Item added: Heart Sunglasses Description: |
August 25, 2020 |
Item added: Kitty Shoes Description: |
August 25, 2020 |
Item added: Cat Ears Description: |
August 25, 2020 |
Item added: Bunny Ears Description: |
August 25, 2020 |
Item added: Puppy Ears Description: |
August 25, 2020 |
Item added: Tutu Description: |
August 25, 2020 |
Item added: Knee Socks Description: |
August 25, 2020 |
Honor updated: Booboo Description: to Go to hospital 250 times |
August 25, 2020 |
Honor added: Booboo Description: |
August 24, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Fifty Five Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
August 21, 2020 |
Honor updated: Wrecked Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
August 21, 2020 |
Honor updated: Landlord Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
August 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Strongest Link Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Limited |
August 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Gone Fishing Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 18, 2020 |
Honor added: Strongest Link Description: Make 100 hits in a single chain |
August 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Crucifixion Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Monopoly Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
August 15, 2020 |
Medal updated: Close Escape Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 13, 2020 |
Honor updated: Gone Fishing Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 12, 2020 |
Honor updated: Gone Fishing Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare |
August 11, 2020 |
Honor added: Gone Fishing Description: Be defeated by a trout |
August 10, 2020 |
Honor updated: Leonidas Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 10, 2020 |
Medal updated: Three Years of Service Rarity: Common to Very Common |
August 6, 2020 |
Honor updated: Going Postal Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 6, 2020 |
Medal updated: Tooth and Nail Name: Going Postal to Tooth and Nail |
August 5, 2020 |
Honor updated: Mastermind Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
August 5, 2020 |
Honor updated: Going Postal Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Statement Necklace Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Floral Dress Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Shrug Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Eye Patch Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Reading Glasses Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Chinos Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Collared Shawl Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Pleated Skirt Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Orthopedic Shoes Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Bingo Visor Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Cover-ups Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Sandals Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Golf Socks Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Flat Cap Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Slippers Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Bathrobe Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Concussion Grenade Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Denim Shirt Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Denim Vest Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Denim Jacket Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Denim Trousers Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Denim Shoes Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Denim Cap Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Bread Knife Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Semtex Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Poison Umbrella Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Millwall Brick Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Gentleman Cache Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Gold Chain Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Snapback Hat Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Saggy Pants Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Oversized Shirt Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Basketball Shirt Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Parachute Pants Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Tube Dress Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Gold Sneakers Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Shutter Shades Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Silver Hoodie Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Bucket Hat Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Puffer Jacket Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Do Rag Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Onesie Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Baseball Jacket Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Braces Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Panama Hat Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Pipe Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Shoulder Sweater Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Sports Jacket Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Credit Card Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Lipstick Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: License Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Tampon Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Receipt Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Family Photo Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Lint Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Handcuffs Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Cell Phone Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Assless Chaps Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Opera Gloves Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Booty Shorts Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Collar Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Ball Gag Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Blindfold Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Maid Uniform Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Maid Hat Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Ball Gown Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Fascinator Hat Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Wedding Dress Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Wedding Veil Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Head Scarf Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Nightgown Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Pullover Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Elegant Cache Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Naughty Cache Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Elderly Cache Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Denim Cache Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Wannabe Cache Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Cutesy Cache Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Armor Cache Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Melee Cache Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Small Arms Cache Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Medium Arms Cache Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Heavy Arms Cache Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Spy Camera Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Cloning Device Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Card Skimmer Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Undefined Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Bowler Hat Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Fitted Shirt Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Bow Tie Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Neck Tie Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Waistcoat Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Blazer Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Suit Trousers Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Dress Shoes Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Smoking Jacket Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Monocle Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Paint Mask Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Ladder Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Wire Cutters Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Fur Coat Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Fur Scarf Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Fur Hat Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Bow Shoes Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Dolly Shoes Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Crystal Bracelet Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Cocktail Ring Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Sun Hat Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Big Sunglasses Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Undefined Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Undefined 2 Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Undefined 3 Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Item updated: Undefined 4 Description: "" to "" |
August 4, 2020 |
Honor added: Going Postal Description: Defeat a company co-worker |
August 4, 2020 |
Honor updated: Compulsive Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
August 3, 2020 |
Medal updated: Competent Rarity: Common to Very Common |
August 2, 2020 |
Honor updated: Fury Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
August 1, 2020 |
Honor updated: Giant Slayer Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 31, 2020 |
Honor updated: Finale Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 30, 2020 |
Medal updated: Devoted Faction Member Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
July 29, 2020 |
Honor updated: Crucifixion Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare |
July 28, 2020 |
Honor added: Crucifixion Description: Defeat someone you've just revived |
July 28, 2020 |
Honor updated: Radaway Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 27, 2020 |
Honor updated: Hairy Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 24, 2020 |
Honor updated: Leonidas Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 23, 2020 |
Honor updated: Conditioned Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
July 22, 2020 |
Honor updated: Leonidas Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare |
July 21, 2020 |
Honor added: Leonidas Description: Achieve a finishing hit with Kick |
July 21, 2020 |
Honor updated: Miracle Worker Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Souvenir Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Nice Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
July 16, 2020 |
Honor updated: Deadly Duo Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 16, 2020 |
Honor updated: Nice Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
July 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Riddled Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 14, 2020 |
Honor added: Nice Description: Nice |
July 14, 2020 |
Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 250 Type: Other to Collectible |
July 14, 2020 |
Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 50 Type: Other to Collectible |
July 13, 2020 |
Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 250 Type: Electronic to Other |
July 13, 2020 |
Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 50 Type: Electronic to Other |
July 13, 2020 |
Item added: Spy Camera Description: |
July 13, 2020 |
Item added: Cloning Device Description: |
July 13, 2020 |
Item added: Card Skimmer Description: |
July 13, 2020 |
Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 100 Type: Electronic to Other |
July 9, 2020 |
Honor updated: Daddy's New Shoes Name: Daddys New Shoes to Daddy's New Shoes |
July 8, 2020 |
Honor updated: Radaway Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare |
July 8, 2020 |
Medal updated: Patriotic Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 7, 2020 |
Item updated: Platinum PDA Description: "This luxury, platinum plated personal data assistant has a large storage area for contacts. Boosting your friend and blacklist capacity by 500, you'll never be without company again." to "This luxury, platinum plated personal data assistant has a large storage area for contacts. Boosting your friend and enemy capacity by 500, you'll never be without company again." |
July 7, 2020 |
Honor updated: Radaway Description: to Use a Neumune Tablet to reduce radiation poisoning |
July 7, 2020 |
Honor added: Radaway Description: |
July 6, 2020 |
Honor updated: Machinist Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 5, 2020 |
Honor updated: Protege Rarity: Common to Very Common |
July 4, 2020 |
Honor updated: Resurrection Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 1, 2020 |
Item added: Elegant Cache Description: |
July 1, 2020 |
Item added: Naughty Cache Description: |
July 1, 2020 |
Item added: Elderly Cache Description: |
July 1, 2020 |
Item added: Denim Cache Description: |
July 1, 2020 |
Item added: Wannabe Cache Description: |
July 1, 2020 |
Item added: Cutesy Cache Description: |
July 1, 2020 |
Item added: Armor Cache Description: |
July 1, 2020 |
Item added: Melee Cache Description: |
July 1, 2020 |
Item added: Small Arms Cache Description: |
July 1, 2020 |
Item added: Medium Arms Cache Description: |
July 1, 2020 |
Item added: Heavy Arms Cache Description: |
July 1, 2020 |
Honor updated: Giant Slayer Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare |
June 30, 2020 |
Honor added: Giant Slayer Description: Receive loot from a defeated NPC |
June 29, 2020 |
Honor updated: Invictus Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 29, 2020 |
Medal updated: Invincible Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
June 28, 2020 |
Medal updated: Recruit Rarity: Common to Very Common |
June 27, 2020 |
Honor updated: Lend A Hand Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 25, 2020 |
Honor updated: Angel Dust Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
June 25, 2020 |
Medal updated: Nine Years of Service Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 24, 2020 |
Honor updated: Monopoly Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
June 23, 2020 |
Honor added: Monopoly Description: Own every stock benefit at the same time |
June 21, 2020 |
Item added: Head Scarf Description: |
June 21, 2020 |
Item added: Nightgown Description: |
June 21, 2020 |
Item added: Pullover Description: |
June 21, 2020 |
Honor updated: Survivalist Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 18, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Seventy Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 17, 2020 |
Honor updated: International Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Limited |
June 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Rustler Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
June 16, 2020 |
Honor added: International Description: Defeat 100 people while abroad |
June 16, 2020 |
Item added: Ball Gown Description: |
June 16, 2020 |
Item added: Fascinator Hat Description: |
June 16, 2020 |
Item added: Wedding Dress Description: |
June 16, 2020 |
Item added: Wedding Veil Description: |
June 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Historian Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 11, 2020 |
Honor updated: Pyramid Scheme Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
June 10, 2020 |
Honor updated: Resurrection Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare |
June 9, 2020 |
Honor updated: Pyramid Scheme Description: Have one of your referrals refer 5 other players to Have one of your referrals refer another player who goes on to reach level 10 |
June 9, 2020 |
Honor added: Resurrection Description: Revive someone you've just defeated |
June 9, 2020 |
Honor updated: Mod Boss Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
June 7, 2020 |
Honor updated: Annihilation Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
June 4, 2020 |
Honor updated: Landlord Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 3, 2020 |
Honor updated: Landlord Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Rare |
June 2, 2020 |
Honor added: Landlord Description: Lease one of your properties to someone |
June 2, 2020 |
Honor updated: Moneybags Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 2, 2020 |
Medal updated: Going Postal Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
May 31, 2020 |
Honor updated: Lovestruck Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
May 31, 2020 |
Honor updated: Souvenir Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
May 30, 2020 |
Honor updated: Massacre Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
May 29, 2020 |
Honor updated: Souvenir Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
May 27, 2020 |
Honor updated: Land Of Promise Description: Travel to Dubai 50 times to Travel to the United Arab Emirates 50 times |
May 27, 2020 |
Honor updated: Souvenir Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
May 26, 2020 |
Honor added: Souvenir Description: Purchase the perfect souvenir abroad |
May 23, 2020 |
Item added: Assless Chaps Description: |
May 23, 2020 |
Item added: Opera Gloves Description: |
May 23, 2020 |
Item added: Booty Shorts Description: |
May 23, 2020 |
Item added: Collar Description: |
May 23, 2020 |
Item added: Ball Gag Description: |
May 23, 2020 |
Item added: Blindfold Description: |
May 23, 2020 |
Item added: Maid Uniform Description: |
May 23, 2020 |
Item added: Maid Hat Description: |
May 20, 2020 |
Honor updated: Two's Company Description: Refer one friend to Torn to Refer one friend to Torn who goes on to reach level 10 |
May 20, 2020 |
Honor updated: Three's a Crowd Description: Refer two friends to Torn to Refer two friends to Torn who go on to reach level 10 |
May 20, 2020 |
Honor updated: Social Butterfly Description: Refer three friends to Torn to Refer three friends to Torn who go on to reach level 10 |
May 20, 2020 |
Honor updated: Quartermaster Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
May 20, 2020 |
Honor updated: Mod Boss Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor added: Mod Boss Description: Own at least 20 weapon mods |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Denmark Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Egypt Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: El Salvador Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Estonia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Finland Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: France Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Germany Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Greece Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Guyana Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Hong Kong Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Hungary Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: India Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Indonesia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Iran Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Iraq Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Ireland Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Israel Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Italy Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Japan Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Latvia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Lebanon Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Lithuania Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Malaysia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Malta Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Mauritius Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Mexico Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Myanmar Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Netherlands Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: New Zealand Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Norway Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Pakistan Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Philippines Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Poland Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Portugal Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Russia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Saudi Arabia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Serbia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Singapore Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Slovakia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Slovenia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: South Africa Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: South Korea Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Spain Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Sweden Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Switzerland Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Thailand Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Turkey Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: United Arab Emirates Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: United Kingdom Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Vietnam Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Wales Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Standard Bar Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Default Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: England Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Afghanistan Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Albania Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Andorra Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Bahrain Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Barbados Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Belarus Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Cambodia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Chile Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Colombia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Confederate Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Cyprus Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Former USSR Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Ghana Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Greenland Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Haiti Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Iceland Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Jamaica Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Jolly Roger Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Kazakhstan Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Kuwait Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Laos Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Morocco Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Nepal Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Nigeria Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Northern Ireland Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Oman Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Palestine Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Peru Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Puerto Rico Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Qatar Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Gay Pride Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Romania Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Scotland Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Sri Lanka Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Taiwan Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Tunisia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Ukraine Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: United Nations Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Cuba Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Uruguay Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Sierra Leone Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Cayman Islands Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Venezuela Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Algeria Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Bolivia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Botswana Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Costa Rica Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Dominican Republic Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Ethiopia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Fiji Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Honduras Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Jordan Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Kenya Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Libya Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Luxembourg Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Maldives Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Moldova Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Mongolia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Montenegro Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Namibia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: North Macedonia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Panama Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Somalia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Suriname Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Tanzania Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Uganda Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Zambia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Zimbabwe Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Philistine Description: to In memory of our dear friend Philistine |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Biccy Description: to In memory of our dear friend Biccy |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Canada Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: China Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Croatia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Czech Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: United States Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Argentina Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Australia Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Austria Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Bangladesh Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Belgium Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Bosnia & Herzegovina Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Brazil Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Brunei Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Bulgaria Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: 787thWarDog Description: to In memory of our dear friend 787thWarDog |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor added: Philistine Description: |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor added: Biccy Description: |
May 19, 2020 |
Honor added: 787thWarDog Description: |
May 17, 2020 |
Honor updated: Green, Green Grass Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Devoted Faction Member Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Dutiful Faction Member Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Flawless Faction Member Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Honorable Faction Member Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Candy Man Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: The Connection Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: King Pin Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Supplier Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Triple Silver Anniversary Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Triple Ruby Anniversary Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Triple Sapphire Anniversary Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Triple Emerald Anniversary Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Triple Gold Anniversary Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Triple Diamond Anniversary Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Triple Platinum Anniversary Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Trigger Man Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Hit Man Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Executioner Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Marauder Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Pilferer Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Desperado Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Rustler Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Pick-Pocket Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Vandal Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Kleptomaniac Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Clandestine Description: Commit 1,200 Arson crimes to Commit 1,200 Fraud crimes |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Clandestine Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Anti Social Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Happy Slapper Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Scar Maker Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Going Postal Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Somebody Call 911 Name: Somebody call 911 to Somebody Call 911 |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Somebody Call 911 Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Bouncer Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Brick Wall Name: Brick wall to Brick Wall |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Brick Wall Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Turtle Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Solid as a Rock Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Fortress Rarity: to Extremely Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Close Escape Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Blind Judgement Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Overzealous Rarity: to Extremely Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Ego Smashing Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Underestimated Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Run Forrest Run Name: Run Forest Run to Run Forrest Run |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Run Forrest Run Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Strike Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Barrage Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Skirmish Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Blitzkrieg Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Onslaught Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Boom Headshot Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Pwned in the Face Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Lee Harvey Oswald Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Pin Cushion Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Painkiller Abuse Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Attention Seeker Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Hired Gun Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Bone Collector Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: The Fett Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Watchful Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Finders Keepers Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Eagle Eye Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Frequent Flyer Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Jetlagged Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Mile High Club Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Citizenship Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Devoted Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Diligent Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Valiant Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Patriotic Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Recruit Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Associate Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Picciotto Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Soldier Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Capo Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Contabile Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Consigliere Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Underboss Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Boss Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Boss Of All Bosses Rarity: to Extremely Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: One Year of Service Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Two Years of Service Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Three Years of Service Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Four Years of Service Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Five Years of Service Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Six Years of Service Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Seven Years of Service Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Eight Years of Service Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Nine Years of Service Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Ten Years of Service Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Mogul Description: Maintain a Networth value of $250,000,000 for at least 28 days to Have a recorded networth value of $250,000,000 for at least 28 days |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Mogul Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Billionaire Description: Maintain a Networth value of $1,000,000,000 for at least 28 days to Have a recorded networth value of $1,000,000,000 for at least 28 days |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Billionaire Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Multibillionaire Description: Maintain a Networth value of $2,500,000,000 for at least 56 days to Have a recorded networth value of $2,500,000,000 for at least 56 days |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Multibillionaire Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Baron Description: Maintain a Networth value of $10,000,000,000 for at least 56 days to Have a recorded networth value of $10,000,000,000 for at least 56 days |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Baron Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Oligarch Description: Maintain a Networth value of $25,000,000,000 for at least 112 days to Have a recorded networth value of $25,000,000,000 for at least 112 days |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Oligarch Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Tycoon Description: Maintain a Networth value of $100,000,000,000 for at least 112 days to Have a recorded networth value of $100,000,000,000 for at least 112 days |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Tycoon Rarity: to Extremely Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Sixty Five Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Seventy Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Seventy Five Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Eighty Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Eighty Five Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Ninety Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Ninety Five Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level One Hundred Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Ub3rn00b Hacker Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: N00b Hacker Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: 1337n00b Hacker Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Ph34r3dn00b Hacker Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Ph34r3d Hacker Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Ph34r3d1337 Hacker Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Ub3rph34r3d Hacker Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Ub3r Hacker Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: 1337 Hacker Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Ub3r1337 Hacker Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Beginner Assassin Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Novice Assassin Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Competent Assassin Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Elite Assassin Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Deadly Assassin Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Gone In 300 Seconds Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Gone In 240 Seconds Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Gone In 180 Seconds Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Gone In 120 Seconds Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Gone In 60 Seconds Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Silver Anniversary Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Ruby Anniversary Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Sapphire Anniversary Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Emerald Anniversary Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Gold Anniversary Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Diamond Anniversary Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Platinum Anniversary Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Sneak Thief Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Prowler Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Safe Cracker Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Cat Burglar Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Drug Pusher Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Drug Runner Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Drug Dealer Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Drug Lord Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Apprentice Description: Maintain a Networth value of $100,000 for at least 3 days to Have a recorded networth value of $100,000 for at least 3 days |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Apprentice Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Entrepreneur Description: Maintain a Networth value of $250,000 for at least 3 days to Have a recorded networth value of $250,000 for at least 3 days |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Entrepreneur Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Executive Description: Maintain a Networth value of $500,000 for at least 3 days to Have a recorded networth value of $500,000 for at least 3 days |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Executive Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Millionaire Description: Maintain a Networth value of $1,000,000 for at least 3 days to Have a recorded networth value of $1,000,000 for at least 3 days |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Millionaire Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Multimillionaire Description: Maintain a Networth value of $2,500,000 for at least 7 days to Have a recorded networth value of $2,500,000 for at least 7 days |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Multimillionaire Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Capitalist Description: Maintain a Networth value of $10,000,000 for at least 7 days to Have a recorded networth value of $10,000,000 for at least 7 days |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Capitalist Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Plutocrat Description: Maintain a Networth value of $25,000,000 for at least 14 days to Have a recorded networth value of $25,000,000 for at least 14 days |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Plutocrat Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Aristocrat Description: Maintain a Networth value of $100,000,000 for at least 14 days to Have a recorded networth value of $100,000,000 for at least 14 days |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Aristocrat Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Fake Description: Commit 300 Arson crimes to Commit 300 Fraud crimes |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Fake Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Counterfeit Description: Commit 600 Arson crimes to Commit 600 Fraud crimes |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Counterfeit Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Pretender Description: Commit 900 Arson crimes to Commit 900 Fraud crimes |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Pretender Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Imposter Description: Commit 1,500 Arson crimes to Commit 1,500 Fraud crimes |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Imposter Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Pseudo Description: Commit 2,000 Arson crimes to Commit 2,000 Fraud crimes |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Pseudo Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Gone in 45 Seconds Name: Gone In 45 Seconds to Gone in 45 Seconds |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Gone in 45 Seconds Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Gone in 30 Seconds Name: Gone In 30 Seconds to Gone in 30 Seconds |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Gone in 30 Seconds Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Gone in 15 Seconds Name: Gone In 15 Seconds to Gone in 15 Seconds |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Gone in 15 Seconds Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Expert Buster Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Master Buster Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Guru Buster Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Faithful Faction Member Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Allegiant Faction Member Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Double Silver Anniversary Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Double Ruby Anniversary Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Double Sapphire Anniversary Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Double Emerald Anniversary Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Double Gold Anniversary Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Double Diamond Anniversary Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Double Platinum Anniversary Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Imitation Description: Commit 2,500 Arson crimes to Commit 2,500 Fraud crimes |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Imitation Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Simulated Description: Commit 3,000 Arson crimes to Commit 3,000 Fraud crimes |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Simulated Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Hoax Description: Commit 3,500 Arson crimes to Commit 3,500 Fraud crimes |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Hoax Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Faux Description: Commit 4,000 Arson crimes to Commit 4,000 Fraud crimes |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Faux Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Booster Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Joyrider Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Super Booster Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Master Carjacker Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Lethal Assassin Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Fatal Assassin Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Poser Description: Commit 5,000 Arson crimes to Commit 5,000 Fraud crimes |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Poser Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Deception Description: Commit 6,000 Arson crimes to Commit 6,000 Fraud crimes |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Deception Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Phony Description: Commit 7,000 Arson crimes to Commit 7,000 Fraud crimes |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Phony Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Parody Description: Commit 8,000 Arson crimes to Commit 8,000 Fraud crimes |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Parody Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Travesty Description: Commit 9,000 Arson crimes to Commit 9,000 Fraud crimes |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Travesty Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Pyro Description: Commit 10,000 Arson crimes to Commit 10,000 Fraud crimes |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Pyro Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Slim Jim Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Novice Joy Rider Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Novice Slim Jim Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Professional Joy Rider Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Professional Booster Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Professional Slim Jim Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Master Joy Rider Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Master Booster Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Master Slim Jim Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Key Puncher Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Script Kid Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Geek Speak Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Techie Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Cyber Punk Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Programmer Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Thirty Five Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Forty Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Forty Five Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Fifty Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Fifty Five Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Sixty Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Beginner Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Inexperienced Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Rookie Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Novice Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Below Average Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Average Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Reasonable Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Above Average Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Competent Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Highly Competent Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Veteran Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Distinguished Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Highly Distinguished Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Professional Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Star Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Master Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Outstanding Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Celebrity Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Supreme Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Idolized Name: Idolised to Idolized |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Idolized Description: Reach the rank of "Idolised" to Reach the rank of "Idolized" |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Idolized Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Champion Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Heroic Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Legendary Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Elite Rarity: to Very Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Invincible Rarity: to Extremely Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Apprentice Faction Member Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Committed Faction Member Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Loyal Faction Member Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Dedicated Faction Member Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Novice Buster Rarity: to Uncommon |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Intermediate Buster Rarity: to Limited |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Advanced Buster Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Professional Buster Rarity: to Rare |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Five Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Ten Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Fifteen Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Twenty Rarity: to Very Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Twenty Five Rarity: to Common |
May 17, 2020 |
Medal updated: Level Thirty Rarity: to Common |
May 16, 2020 |
Honor updated: Green, Green Grass Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
May 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Green, Green Grass Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
May 13, 2020 |
Item updated: Pontiac Firebird Description: "This American classic tends to under-steer severely in the corners and wallow round any intricate track. However, its impressive top speeds on the straights do a lot to compenstate for weak cornering." to "This American classic tends to under-steer severely in the corners and wallow round any intricate track. However, its impressive top speeds on the straights do a lot to compensate for weak cornering." |
May 13, 2020 |
Honor updated: Historian Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Rare |
May 12, 2020 |
Honor added: Historian Description: Read a chronicle |
May 12, 2020 |
Honor updated: Twenty-One Description: Win a Natural, Six card Charlie, Double down and Insurance on Blackjack to Achieve a Natural, Six card Charlie, Double down and Insurance on Blackjack |
May 12, 2020 |
Honor updated: Worker Bee Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
May 8, 2020 |
Honor updated: Jack Of All Trades Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Limited' |
May 7, 2020 |
Item updated: Bottle of Saké Name: Bottle of Saké to Bottle of Saké |
May 6, 2020 |
Honor updated: Worker Bee Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Uncommon' |
May 5, 2020 |
Item updated: Credit Card Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible' |
May 5, 2020 |
Item updated: Lipstick Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible' |
May 5, 2020 |
Item updated: License Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible' |
May 5, 2020 |
Item updated: Tampon Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible' |
May 5, 2020 |
Item updated: Receipt Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible' |
May 5, 2020 |
Item updated: Family Photo Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible' |
May 5, 2020 |
Item updated: Lint Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible' |
May 5, 2020 |
Item updated: Handcuffs Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible' |
May 5, 2020 |
Item updated: Lubricant Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible' |
May 5, 2020 |
Item updated: Hit Contract Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible' |
May 5, 2020 |
Item updated: Syringe Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible' |
May 5, 2020 |
Item updated: Spoon Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible' |
May 5, 2020 |
Item updated: Hazmat Suit Type: 'Clothing' to 'Defensive' |
May 5, 2020 |
Honor added: Worker Bee Description: Achieve 10,000 in any working stat |
May 5, 2020 |
Honor updated: Hands Solo Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Uncommon' |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Old Wallet Description: A grubby, tattered wallet. |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Cardholder Description: A soft leather cardholder. |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Billfold Description: A slim premium billfold. |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Coin Purse Description: A fabric purse with a metal clasp. |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Zip Wallet Description: A tough fabric wallet closed with a zipper. |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Clutch Description: A fashionable clutch purse. |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Credit Card Description: |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Lipstick Description: |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: License Description: |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Tampon Description: |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Receipt Description: |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Family Photo Description: |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Lint Description: |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Handcuffs Description: |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Lubricant Description: A silicon based lube with a full body and undertones of rich orchard fruits. Perfect for smearing on your loved one before committing acts that would disappoint your mother. |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Hit Contract Description: A letter featuring the particulars of a wanted criminal. |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Syringe Description: An unused 5ml syringe with a hypodermic needle. |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Spoon Description: A charred spoon. |
May 4, 2020 |
Item added: Cell Phone Description: |
May 4, 2020 |
Honor updated: Hands Solo Description: 'Defeat someone with your fists on May 4th' to 'Defeat someone using only your fists on May 4th' |
May 4, 2020 |
Honor updated: Hands Solo Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare' |
May 2, 2020 |
Honor updated: Surplus Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
May 2, 2020 |
Honor updated: Lovestruck Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
April 30, 2020 |
Item updated: Ninja Stars Description: 'A lethal throwing dart that can pierce an opponent's body before he realizes an attack is under way. Conceal it in your hand and then throw it underhand at an enemy when they least expect it. Combined with poison these can really hurt your target!' to 'A lethal throwing weapon that can pierce an opponent's body before they realize an attack is under way. Conceal them, and then throw them underhand at an enemy when they least expect it.' |
April 29, 2020 |
Honor updated: Finale Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare' |
April 29, 2020 |
Honor updated: RNG Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Very Rare' |
April 28, 2020 |
Honor added: Hands Solo Description: Defeat someone with your fists on May 4th |
April 26, 2020 |
Honor updated: Parallel Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
April 26, 2020 |
Honor updated: Futurity Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
April 25, 2020 |
Item added: Braces Description: |
April 25, 2020 |
Item added: Panama Hat Description: |
April 25, 2020 |
Item added: Pipe Description: |
April 25, 2020 |
Item added: Shoulder Sweater Description: |
April 25, 2020 |
Item added: Sports Jacket Description: |
April 25, 2020 |
Item updated: Pepper Spray Description: 'The spray contains 200 grams of weapons grade pepper, and once fired can incapacitate your opponent for several minutes. Perfect for that extra edge during a fight.' to 'The spray contains 200 grams of weapons grade pepper, and once fired can incapacitate your opponent for several seconds. Perfect for that extra edge during a fight.' |
April 25, 2020 |
Honor updated: Phoenix Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
April 24, 2020 |
Honor updated: Smuggler Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
April 24, 2020 |
Honor updated: Lovestruck Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare' |
April 23, 2020 |
Honor updated: Good Friday Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
April 22, 2020 |
Honor updated: Well Built Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare' |
April 22, 2020 |
Honor updated: Lovestruck Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare' |
April 21, 2020 |
Honor updated: Poker King Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare' |
April 21, 2020 |
Honor added: Lovestruck Description: Defeat a married couple |
April 20, 2020 |
Honor updated: Poker King Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Very Rare' |
April 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Poker King Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare' |
April 18, 2020 |
Honor updated: Poker King Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Very Rare' |
April 17, 2020 |
Honor updated: Invictus Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
April 16, 2020 |
Honor updated: Poker King Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare' |
April 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: RNG Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
April 14, 2020 |
Honor updated: Bandolier Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare' |
April 14, 2020 |
Honor added: RNG Description: Who knows? |
April 13, 2020 |
Honor updated: Pious Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
April 10, 2020 |
Honor updated: Deadly Duo Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Nothing Description: 'Following the results of a city-wide poll, the people of Torn decided that the first 100 people to reach Level 100 should be given nothing. So here it is. Absolutely diddly squat. Zilch. Nada. Nowt. ' to 'Following the results of a city-wide poll, the people of Torn decided that the first 100 people to reach Level 100 should be given nothing. So here it is. Absolutely diddly squat. Zilch. Nada. Nowt.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Mouldy Pizza Description: 'A putrid slice of pizza adorned with mushrooms of dubious origin. Sniffing it very carefully reveals the faintest odour of anchovies. ' to 'A putrid slice of pizza adorned with mushrooms of dubious origin. Sniffing it very carefully reveals the faintest odour of anchovies.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Torn City Times Description: 'Read all about Torn's most dangerous criminals in the city's only officially recognized newspaper! The Torn City Times: Bringing you the biggest, realest, newest news. ' to 'Read all about Torn's most dangerous criminals in the city's only officially recognized newspaper! The Torn City Times: Bringing you the biggest, realest, newest news.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Cosmetics Case Description: 'A high quality cosmetics case filled with designer makeup and high quality applicators. ' to 'A high quality cosmetics case filled with designer makeup and high quality applicators.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Baseball Cap Description: 'Wear it forwards to keep your head cool, wear it backwards to be even cooler. ' to 'Wear it forwards to keep your head cool, wear it backwards to be even cooler.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Bermudas Description: 'Some say these are named 'bermudas' because it's so easy to get lost in 'em. ' to 'Some say these are named 'bermudas' because it's so easy to get lost in 'em.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Raincoat Description: 'Contrary to popular belief, this coat was invented to protect from rain, not create it. ' to 'Contrary to popular belief, this coat was invented to protect from rain, not create it.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Peplum Top Description: 'This shirt was designed as a dress for people who still wanted to wear pants. ' to 'This shirt was designed as a dress for people who still wanted to wear pants.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Bandit Mask Description: 'Ever wanted to commit a crime without the victims knowing your identity? You should probably buy something more substantial than this Bandit Mask, then, as it covers approximately one fifth of a regular-sized human face. Even Batman's cowl does more than that. ' to 'Ever wanted to commit a crime without the victims knowing your identity? You should probably buy something more substantial than this Bandit Mask, then, as it covers approximately one fifth of a regular-sized human face. Even Batman's cowl does more than that.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Dong : Holly Description: 'Holly is a mischievous old hound with a thoroughly evil soul. She often breaks out of her home and will lead small children and other dogs out into the middle of a busy road, at which point she will sit back and watch the carnage unfold. ' to 'Holly is a mischievous old hound with a thoroughly evil soul. She often breaks out of her home and will lead small children and other dogs out into the middle of a busy road, at which point she will sit back and watch the carnage unfold.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Paper Crown : Green Description: 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. ' to 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Paper Crown : Yellow Description: 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. ' to 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Paper Crown : Red Description: 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. ' to 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Paper Crown : Blue Description: 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. ' to 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Wand of Destruction Description: 'A very rare special weapon, this wand was created by The Great Pumpkin himself to wreak havoc on Torn City' to 'A very rare special weapon, this wand was created by The Great Pumpkin himself to wreak havoc on Torn City.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Jack-O-Lantern '05 Description: 'Given out by The Great Pumpkin, to good boys and girls all across Torn City' to 'Given out by The Great Pumpkin, to good boys and girls all across Torn City.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Sheep Plushie Description: 'baaaaaa' to 'Baaaaaa.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Rainbow Stud Earring Description: 'This earring is a symbol of Pride and Love' to 'This earring is a symbol of Pride and Love.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Red Fox Plushie Description: 'Small dark red fox plushie, will serve as a memento from your trip to Britain, and your participation in a local Fox Hunt' to 'Small dark red fox plushie, will serve as a memento from your trip to Britain, and your participation in a local Fox Hunt.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Soccer Ball Description: 'Replica of the ball used in the 1930 World Cup final between Argentina and Uruguay' to 'Replica of the ball used in the 1930 World Cup final between Argentina and Uruguay.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Mr Brownstone Doll Description: 'This rocked out doll will get up around seven Get outta bed around nine And dont worry about nothing 'cause worryin is a waste of ...time' to 'This rocked out doll will get up around seven Get outta bed around nine And dont worry about nothing 'cause worryin is a waste of ...time.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Oriental Log Description: 'This piece of Japanese oak looks ancient. It has Japanese symbols carved all over it. Strangely, written in English on the bottom of the log there is the name 'Master Keneshi'' to 'This piece of Japanese oak looks ancient. It has Japanese symbols carved all over it. Strangely, written in English on the bottom of the log there is the name 'Master Keneshi'.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Backstage Pass Description: 'This backstage pass gave special benefits to its holder by allowing them to have met performers after concerts held by Torn City Radio' to 'This backstage pass gave special benefits to its holder by allowing them to have met performers after concerts held by Torn City Radio.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Hazmat Suit Description: 'A fully encapsulating garment worn as protection from hazardous materials or substances. ' to 'A fully encapsulating garment worn as protection from hazardous materials or substances.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Box of Grenades Description: 'A box of 100 grenades, courtesy of the Eaglewood mercenary group. ' to 'A box of 100 grenades, courtesy of the Eaglewood mercenary group.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Tribulus Omanense Description: 'Originating in the desert, and soon to become Dubai's official flower, the Tribulus Omanense is a hermaphroditic flower that can survive very harsh conditions. ' to 'Originating in the desert, and soon to become Dubai's official flower, the Tribulus Omanense is a hermaphroditic flower that can survive very harsh conditions.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Handbag Description: 'A platinum plated handbag to keep thieves at bay. Its diamond studs will deliver a nasty blow to any opponent. ' to 'A platinum plated handbag to keep thieves at bay. Its diamond studs will deliver a nasty blow to any opponent.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Mr Torn Crown '09 Description: 'Awarded to GodsCurse [785385] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2009! ' to 'Awarded to GodsCurse [785385] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2009!' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Ms Torn Crown '09 Description: 'Awarded to Lullsbud [945705] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2009! ' to 'Awarded to Lullsbud [945705] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2009!' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Vanity Hand Mirror Description: 'This compact mirror is ideal to check yourself out before the big date. ' to 'This compact mirror is ideal to check yourself out before the big date.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Alfa Romeo 156 Description: 'The Alfa has copious amounts of torque giving it ferocious acceleration off the line. Stopping on the other hand is an issue; with Alfa reliability affecting everything...including the all important brakes. ' to 'The Alfa has copious amounts of torque giving it ferocious acceleration off the line. Stopping on the other hand is an issue; with Alfa reliability affecting everything...including the all important brakes.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Subaru Impreza STI Description: 'This rally legend is more at home on the loose stuff compared to a track, making under-steer a major issue when on tarmac. Its pure grunt off the line compensates for this though, twinned with a gorgeous thundering burble from the boxer engine. ' to 'This rally legend is more at home on the loose stuff compared to a track, making under-steer a major issue when on tarmac. Its pure grunt off the line compensates for this though, twinned with a gorgeous thundering burble from the boxer engine.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Bugatti Veyron Description: 'This Goliath is the pinnacle of engineering perfection, the quad-turbocharged W16 propels this rocket 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and all the way on to 253mph! Although braking is immense with the huge air brake on the rear, judging distance to brake is somewhat warped by the incomprehensible speeds. Handling is much to be desired also with this car clocking mid table lap times for its class around a track regardless of its fighter jet straight line capabilities. ' to 'This Goliath is the pinnacle of engineering perfection, the quad-turbocharged W16 propels this rocket 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and all the way on to 253mph! Although braking is immense with the huge air brake on the rear, judging distance to brake is somewhat warped by the incomprehensible speeds. Handling is much to be desired also with this car clocking mid table lap times for its class around a track regardless of its fighter jet straight line capabilities.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Lamborghini Gallardo Description: 'This show-boater is a hard beast to tame round the corners, but show it a straight line and all hell breaks loose going 0-60 in just 3.4 seconds. You need to be a good matador to tame this wild bull. ' to 'This show-boater is a hard beast to tame round the corners, but show it a straight line and all hell breaks loose going 0-60 in just 3.4 seconds. You need to be a good matador to tame this wild bull.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Mr Torn Crown '10 Description: 'Awarded to Madmiketyson [979994] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2010! ' to 'Awarded to Madmiketyson [979994] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2010!' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Ms Torn Crown '10 Description: 'Awarded to Iamone [1296111] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2010! ' to 'Awarded to Iamone [1296111] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2010!' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Mr Torn Crown '11 Description: 'Awarded to Driving [1497275] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2011! ' to 'Awarded to Driving [1497275] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2011!' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Ms Torn Crown '11 Description: 'Awarded to Kimmy [995567] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2011! ' to 'Awarded to Kimmy [995567] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2011!' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Devil's Pitchfork Description: 'A three pronged fork of sorcery. ' to 'A three pronged fork of sorcery.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Torn Bible Description: 'In addition to a fictitious tale about Torn's saviour, this book contains all the mysteries and information about the game, written in a language only translatable by Bogie. This book is said to be 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range. ' to 'In addition to a fictitious tale about Torn's saviour, this book contains all the mysteries and information about the game, written in a language only translatable by Bogie. This book is said to be 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Egotistical Bear Description: 'A bear created to stroke Passie's ego, so she can continue to regard herself as central to the world which revolves around her. ' to 'A bear created to stroke Passie's ego, so she can continue to regard herself as central to the world which revolves around her.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Piece of Cake Description: 'Covered in fine pink frosting and... It's cake! ' to 'Covered in fine pink frosting and... It's cake!' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Certificate of Lame Description: 'There's nothing worse than trying and failing. You may as well just give up on life now. This Certificate of Lame can be presented at any pharmacy in exchange for a bottle of vodka, sleeping pills, and medicinal suicide grenades. ' to 'There's nothing worse than trying and failing. You may as well just give up on life now. This Certificate of Lame can be presented at any pharmacy in exchange for a bottle of vodka, sleeping pills, and medicinal suicide grenades.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Penelope Description: 'Penelope is Duke's favourite baseball bat which he's had since he was a kid. It is named after his ex-girlfriend Penelope because he likes to smash people in the balls with it, which was her favourite pastime too. ' to 'Penelope is Duke's favourite baseball bat which he's had since he was a kid. It is named after his ex-girlfriend Penelope because he likes to smash people in the balls with it, which was her favourite pastime too.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Loupes Description: 'Whether you're performing life-saving surgery or an agonising vivisection procedure, these head-mounted medical loupes allow you to magnify your view of the subject and make incisions with precision. ' to 'Whether you're performing life-saving surgery or an agonising vivisection procedure, these head-mounted medical loupes allow you to magnify your view of the subject and make incisions with precision.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Big TV Screen Description: 'A king size Sony TV screen' to 'A king size Sony TV screen.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Simple Virus Description: 'A very simple virus that was written by an amateur' to 'A very simple virus that was written by an amateur.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Item updated: Chevrolet Cavalier Description: 'The Chevy has a substantially larger 2,800cc engine than most in its class giving it a great top speed. However like most American cars it lacks the simple ability to corner. ' to 'The Chevy has a substantially larger 2,800cc engine than most in its class giving it a great top speed. However like most American cars it lacks the simple ability to corner.' |
April 8, 2020 |
Honor updated: Peppered Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
April 7, 2020 |
Honor added: Peppered Description: Fire 1,000,000 rounds |
April 7, 2020 |
Honor updated: Business Bachelor Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
April 6, 2020 |
Item updated: Big Sunglasses Name: 'Oversized Sunglasses' to 'Big Sunglasses' |
April 5, 2020 |
Item added: Gold Chain Description: |
April 5, 2020 |
Item added: Snapback Hat Description: |
April 5, 2020 |
Item added: Saggy Pants Description: |
April 5, 2020 |
Item added: Oversized Shirt Description: |
April 5, 2020 |
Item added: Basketball Shirt Description: |
April 5, 2020 |
Item added: Parachute Pants Description: |
April 5, 2020 |
Item added: Tube Dress Description: |
April 5, 2020 |
Item added: Gold Sneakers Description: |
April 5, 2020 |
Item added: Shutter Shades Description: |
April 5, 2020 |
Item added: Silver Hoodie Description: |
April 5, 2020 |
Item added: Bucket Hat Description: |
April 5, 2020 |
Item added: Puffer Jacket Description: |
April 5, 2020 |
Item added: Do Rag Description: |
April 5, 2020 |
Item added: Onesie Description: |
April 5, 2020 |
Item added: Baseball Jacket Description: |
April 4, 2020 |
Honor updated: Vengeance Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
April 2, 2020 |
Honor updated: Foul Play Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
April 1, 2020 |
Honor updated: Deadly Duo Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare' |
March 31, 2020 |
Honor added: Deadly Duo Description: Attack and defeat an opponent with your spouse |
March 30, 2020 |
Item added: Gentleman Cache Description: |
March 26, 2020 |
Item updated: SIG 550 Name: 'Sig 550' to 'SIG 550' |
March 26, 2020 |
Item updated: SIG 552 Name: 'Swiss Army SG 550' to 'SIG 552' |
March 26, 2020 |
Honor updated: Finale Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Very Rare' |
March 25, 2020 |
Honor updated: Finale Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
March 24, 2020 |
Honor added: Finale Description: Defeat someone on the 25th turn of an attack |
March 23, 2020 |
Item updated: Honda Integra R Description: 'This import is described by many as the "closest you'll get to a race car out of factory" - due to its sharp and responsive handling ' to 'This import is described by many as the "closest you'll get to a race car out of factory" - due to its sharp and responsive handling.' |
March 22, 2020 |
Honor updated: Time Traveller Description: 'Survive a Torn City restore' to 'Survive a Torn City rollback' |
March 20, 2020 |
Honor updated: Two Halves Make A Hole Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
March 18, 2020 |
Item updated: Bottle of Green Stout Description: 'Consisting of nothing more than a glug of Irish stout and copious amounts of toxic green food colouring, this emerald-coloured beer will give you the supreme confidence of a drunk while also serving to clean out your colon in record time. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.' to 'Consisting of nothing more than a glug of Irish stout and copious amounts of toxic green food colouring, this emerald-coloured beverage will give you the supreme confidence of a drunk while also serving to clean out your colon in record time. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.' |
March 18, 2020 |
Honor updated: Lead Salad Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare' |
March 17, 2020 |
Honor updated: Spray And Pray Description: 'Fire 2,500 rounds' to 'Fire 1,000 rounds' |
March 17, 2020 |
Honor updated: Two Halves Make A Hole Description: 'Fire 25,000 rounds' to 'Fire 10,000 rounds' |
March 17, 2020 |
Honor added: Lead Salad Description: Fire 100,000 rounds |
March 16, 2020 |
Honor updated: Invictus Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
March 12, 2020 |
Honor updated: Stinker Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
March 11, 2020 |
Honor updated: Collector Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare' |
March 10, 2020 |
Honor updated: Daddys New Shoes Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
March 10, 2020 |
Honor added: Collector Description: Maintain an impressive display case of collectible items |
March 4, 2020 |
Honor updated: Leaderboard Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare' |
March 3, 2020 |
Honor added: Leaderboard Description: Achieve top 250 in one of the personal Hall of Fame leaderboards |
March 2, 2020 |
Honor updated: 1337 Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
February 28, 2020 |
Item updated: Bread Knife Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
February 28, 2020 |
Item updated: Semtex Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
February 28, 2020 |
Item updated: Poison Umbrella Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
February 28, 2020 |
Item updated: Millwall Brick Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
February 28, 2020 |
Honor updated: Quartermaster Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
February 27, 2020 |
Item added: Bread Knife Description: |
February 27, 2020 |
Item added: Semtex Description: |
February 27, 2020 |
Item added: Poison Umbrella Description: |
February 27, 2020 |
Item added: Millwall Brick Description: |
February 27, 2020 |
Honor updated: Invictus Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare' |
February 25, 2020 |
Honor added: Quartermaster Description: Use 10,000 rounds of special ammunition |
February 24, 2020 |
Honor updated: Anaemic Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
February 21, 2020 |
Item updated: Donator Pack Sell price: '24100000' to '23950000' |
February 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Invictus Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare' |
February 18, 2020 |
Honor added: Invictus Description: Successfully defend against someone who has at least double your battle stats |
February 17, 2020 |
Honor updated: Church Mouse Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
February 16, 2020 |
Honor updated: Semper Fortis Rarity: 'Common' to 'Very Common' |
February 16, 2020 |
Honor updated: Tornication Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Common' |
February 11, 2020 |
Honor updated: Wipeout Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
February 11, 2020 |
Honor added: Tornication Description: Login on Valentine's Day |
February 10, 2020 |
Honor updated: War Machine Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
February 9, 2020 |
Honor updated: Vae Victis Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
February 6, 2020 |
Item updated: Love Juice Description: 'Made from the secretions of the Patagonian Filth Weasel, Love Juice is a fast acting aphrodisiac - or so it says on the label. In reality, this product is known to be useless, unless you are exposed to a large cloud of human reproductive pheromones, in which case it will make you angry, hyperactive and limber.' to 'Made from the secretions of the Patagonian Filth Weasel, Love Juice is a fast acting aphrodisiac - or so it says on the label. In reality, this product is known to be useless, unless you are exposed to a large cloud of human reproductive pheromones, in which case it will make you angry, hyperactive and strangely Samaritan.' |
February 6, 2020 |
Item updated: Love Juice Effect: 'Reduces energy attack cost to 10. Increases Speed by 50% and Dexterity by 25%.' to 'Reduces attack & revive energy cost by 15. Increases Speed by 50% and Dexterity by 25%.' |
February 5, 2020 |
Honor updated: Parallel Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Rare' |
February 4, 2020 |
Honor added: War Machine Description: Achieve 1,000 finishing hits in every category |
February 3, 2020 |
Honor updated: Modded Description: 'Equip two high-tier mods to a weapon' to 'Equip two tier 3 or tier 4 mods to a single weapon' |
January 31, 2020 |
Honor updated: Riddled Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
January 29, 2020 |
Item updated: Donator Pack Sell price: '24500000' to '24100000' |
January 29, 2020 |
Honor added: Bandolier Description: Use 1,000 rounds of special ammunition |
January 29, 2020 |
Honor updated: Fresh Start Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
January 23, 2020 |
Item added: Denim Shirt Description: |
January 23, 2020 |
Item added: Denim Vest Description: |
January 23, 2020 |
Item added: Denim Jacket Description: |
January 23, 2020 |
Item added: Denim Trousers Description: |
January 23, 2020 |
Item added: Denim Shoes Description: |
January 23, 2020 |
Item added: Denim Cap Description: |
January 22, 2020 |
Honor updated: On Track Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare' |
January 21, 2020 |
Honor added: On Track Description: Earn 2,500 racing points |
January 20, 2020 |
Honor updated: Magical Veins Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
January 20, 2020 |
Honor updated: Tough Description: 'Attain 100,000 manual labour' to 'Attain 100,000 manual labor' |
January 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Obliteration Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Very Rare' |
January 19, 2020 |
Honor updated: Miracle Worker Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Very Rare' |
January 16, 2020 |
Honor updated: Bronze Belt Rarity: 'Common' to 'Very Common' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Wireless Dongle Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Hacking crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Horse's Head Effect: '' to 'Can be hidden inside a parcel to zero someone's energy, nerve and happiness upon opening.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Brown Easter Egg Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Orange Easter Egg Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Pink Easter Egg Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Jawbreaker Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bag of Sherbet Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Goodie Bag Effect: '' to 'Provides an assortment of 30 items made up of Candy, Alcohol and Energy Drinks when opened.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Golden Broomstick Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Devil's Pitchfork Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Pair of Ice Skates Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Diamond Icicle Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Snowball Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Tavor TAR-21 Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Harpoon Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Diamond Bladed Knife Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Naval Cutlass Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Trout Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Dog Poop Effect: '' to 'Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Stink Bombs Effect: '' to 'Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Toilet Paper Effect: '' to 'Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Petrified Humerus Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bag of Bloody Eyeballs Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 75 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bottle of Christmas Cocktail Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 3 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Empty Blood Bag Effect: '' to 'Produces a blood bag of your type. Reduces life by 20%. Increases medical cooldown by 3 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : A+ Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : A- Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : B+ Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : B- Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : AB+ Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : AB- Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : O+ Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : O- Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Molotov Cocktail Effect: '' to 'Opponent receives Severe Burning damage over 5 turns.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Molotov Cocktail Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Brawn Over Brains Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Strength by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Time Is In The Mind Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Speed by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Keeping Your Face Handsome Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Defense by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : A Job For Your Hands Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Dexterity by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Working 9 Til 5 Effect: '' to 'Increases all working stats by 5% (up to 2,500 maximum gain each) upon completion.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Making Friends, Enemies, And Cakes Effect: '' to 'Increases blacklist & friend list capacity by +100 upon completion.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : High School For Adults Effect: '' to 'Provides a free merit reset upon completion.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Milk Yourself Sober Effect: '' to 'Removes a substantial amount of drug addiction upon completion.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Fight Like An Asshole Effect: '' to 'Provides a passive 25% bonus to all battle stats for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Mind Over Matter Effect: '' to 'Provides a passive 100% bonus to Strength for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : No Shame No Pain Effect: '' to 'Provides a passive 100% bonus to Defense for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Run Like The Wind Effect: '' to 'Provides a passive 100% bonus to Speed for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Weaseling Out Of Trouble Effect: '' to 'Provides a passive 100% bonus to Dexterity for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Get Hard Or Go Home Effect: '' to 'Increases all gym gains by 20% for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Gym Grunting - Shouting To Success Effect: '' to 'Increases Strength gym gains by 30% for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Self Defense In The Workplace Effect: '' to 'Increases Defense gym gains by 30% for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Speed 3 - The Rejected Script Effect: '' to 'Increases Speed gym gains by 30% for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Limbo Lovers 101 Effect: '' to 'Increases Dexterity gym gains by 30% for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime Effect: '' to 'Increases crime skill & crime experience gain by 25% for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : What Are Old Folk Good For Anyway? Effect: '' to 'Increases all EXP gains by 25% for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Medical Degree Schmedical Degree Effect: '' to 'Reduces all hospital time by 50% for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : No More Soap On A Rope Effect: '' to 'Reduces all jail time by 50% for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Mailing Yourself Abroad Effect: '' to 'Reduces all travel times by 25% for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Smuggling For Beginners Effect: '' to 'Increases travel capacity by +10 for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Stealthy Stealing of Underwear Effect: '' to 'Guaranteed stealth for the next 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Shawshank Sure Ain't For Me! Effect: '' to 'Large jail bust & escape boost for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Ignorance Is Bliss Effect: '' to 'Happiness can regenerate above maximum for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Winking To Win Effect: '' to 'Doubles contract credit and money rewards for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Finders Keepers Effect: '' to 'Increases awareness by 2500% for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Hot Turkey Effect: '' to 'Gain no drug addiction for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Higher Daddy, Higher! Effect: '' to 'Provides +20% energy regeneration for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : The Real Dutch Courage Effect: '' to 'Doubles nerve regeneration for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Because I'm Happy - The Pharrell Story Effect: '' to 'Doubles happiness regeneration for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : No More Sick Days Effect: '' to 'Doubles life regeneration for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Duke - My Story Effect: '' to 'Duke will occasionally retaliate against your attackers for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Self Control Is For Losers Effect: '' to 'Reduces all consumable cooldowns by 50% for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Going Back For More Effect: '' to 'Reduces all medical cooldowns by 50% for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Get Drunk And Lose Dignity Effect: '' to 'Doubles alcohol effects for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Fuelling Your Way To Failure Effect: '' to 'Doubles energy drink effects for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Yes Please Diabetes Effect: '' to 'Doubles candy effects for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Ugly Energy Effect: '' to 'Increases maximum energy to 250 for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Memories And Mammaries Effect: '' to 'Takes the same effect from the last used book for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Brown-nosing The Boss Effect: '' to 'Greatly increases personal employee effectiveness for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book : Running Away From Trouble Effect: '' to 'Guaranteed attacking escape attempt success for 31 days.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Plastic Sword Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Penelope Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Cake Frosting Effect: '' to 'Can be used with a Fruitcake and Lock Picking Kit to create a Special Fruitcake.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Lock Picking Kit Effect: '' to 'Can be used with a Fruitcake and Cake Frosting to create a Special Fruitcake.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Felovax Effect: '' to 'Treats Feline Immunodeficiency Virus.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Zylkene Effect: '' to 'Reduces stress in canines.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Duke's Safe Effect: '' to 'Can be opened to reveal the contents if the correct combination is entered.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Duke's Hammer Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Tyrosine Effect: '' to 'User becomes Sharpened, increasing Dexterity by 500% for 120 seconds.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Tyrosine Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Keg of Beer Effect: '' to 'Provides a Glass of Beer when used. Estimated 80 servings.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Glass of Beer Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 2 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Six Pack of Alcohol Effect: '' to 'Provides 6 premium alcoholic drinks when opened.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Six Pack of Energy Drink Effect: '' to 'Provides 6 premium energy drinks when opened.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Rosary Beads Effect: '' to 'Boosts the effects of praying in the church by 10%.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Piggy Bank Effect: '' to 'Can safely store money. Withdrawing the contents will destroy the item.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Empty Vial Effect: '' to 'Can be filled with bodily fluids.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Questionnaire Effect: '' to 'Needs to be completed and returned to Amanda.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Agreement Effect: '' to 'Needs to be signed and returned to Amanda.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Nock Gun Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Beretta Pico Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Riding Crop Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Sand Effect: '' to 'Opponent becomes Blinded, decreasing Speed to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Sand Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Rheinmetall MG 3 Weapon Type: '' to 'Machine gun' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Homemade Pocket Shotgun Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Madball Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Nail Bomb Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Tranquilizer Gun Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bolt Gun Weapon Type: '' to 'Mechanical' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Scalpel Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Nerve Gas Effect: '' to 'Opponent receives Contaminated damage over 9 turns.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Nerve Gas Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Sledgehammer Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Graveyard Key Effect: '' to 'Enables access to the graveyard.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Questionnaire : Completed Effect: '' to 'Needs to be returned to Amanda.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Agreement : Signed Effect: '' to 'Needs to be returned to Amanda.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Black Effect: '' to 'Used to spray graffiti.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Red Effect: '' to 'Used to spray graffiti.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Pink Effect: '' to 'Used to spray graffiti.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Purple Effect: '' to 'Used to spray graffiti.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Blue Effect: '' to 'Used to spray graffiti.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Green Effect: '' to 'Used to spray graffiti.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Yellow Effect: '' to 'Used to spray graffiti.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Orange Effect: '' to 'Used to spray graffiti.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Poison Mistletoe Effect: '' to 'Decreases a target's happiness by 25%, increasing your happiness by the same amount.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Love Juice Effect: '' to 'Reduces energy attack cost to 10. Increases Speed by 50% and Dexterity by 25%.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bug Swatter Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Nothing Effect: '' to 'Does nothing.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bottle of Green Stout Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 5 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Prototype Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Lost and Found Office Key Effect: '' to 'Unlocks additional outcomes when searching the subway.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Spooky Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bottle of Christmas Spirit Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 5 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bottle of Moonshine Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 5 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Can of Goose Juice Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 5 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Can of Damp Valley Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 10 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Can of Crocozade Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 15 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Creepy Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Freaky Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Frightful Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Haunting Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Shocking Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Terrifying Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Horrifying Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Petrifying Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Nightmarish Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : Irradiated Effect: '' to 'Causes low-level radiation sickness. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Birthday Cupcake Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 250 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Strippogram Voucher Effect: '' to 'Increases a target's happiness by 2,500.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bag of Humbugs Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Christmas Cracker Effect: '' to 'When used on a target, provides gifts to one, and a 5% happiness decrease to the other.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Concussion Grenade Effect: '' to 'Opponent becomes Concussed, decreasing Dexterity to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Concussion Grenade Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Drug Pack Effect: '' to 'Provides 10 Xanax or 10 Vicodin when opened.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Empty Box Effect: '' to 'Can be filled with items to create a Parcel.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Parcel Effect: '' to 'Can be opened to receive the items inside.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Birthday Present Effect: '' to 'Can be opened to receive the items inside.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Present Effect: '' to 'Can be opened to receive the items inside.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Christmas Present Effect: '' to 'Can be opened to receive the items inside.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Birthday Wrapping Paper Effect: '' to 'Wraps parcels turning them into Birthday Presents.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Generic Wrapping Paper Effect: '' to 'Wraps parcels turning them into Presents.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Christmas Wrapping Paper Effect: '' to 'Wraps parcels turning them into Christmas Presents.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Small Explosive Device Effect: '' to 'Can be hidden inside a parcel to hospitalize someone for 5 hours upon opening.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Gold Laptop Effect: '' to 'Can be used to access additional services while traveling and program viruses.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Gold Plated AK-47 Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Platinum PDA Effect: '' to 'Increases friends list and blacklist capacity by +500.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Sports Sneakers Effect: '' to 'Increases speed gains in the gym by 5%.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Handbag Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Pink Mac-10 Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Macana Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Pepper Spray Effect: '' to 'Opponent becomes Maced, decreasing Dexterity to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Pepper Spray Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Slingshot Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Brick Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Metal Nunchakus Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Business Class Ticket Effect: '' to 'Provides a return business class trip which reduces flight duration by 70%. Grants a base travel capacity of 15.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Flail Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Swiss Army SG 550 Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: ArmaLite M-15A4 Rifle Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Guandao Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Lead Pipe Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Ice Pick Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Box of Tissues Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 5-20 if under 20% of maximum.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Small Suitcase Effect: '' to 'Increases travel capacity by +2. Does not stack with other suitcases.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Medium Suitcase Effect: '' to 'Increases travel capacity by +3. Does not stack with other suitcases.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Large Suitcase Effect: '' to 'Increases travel capacity by +4. Does not stack with other suitcases.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Vanity Hand Mirror Effect: '' to 'Can be used to check appearance.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bottle of Tequila Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 1 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Casino Pass Effect: '' to 'Provides 50 Casino Tokens upon use.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Cricket Bat Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Frying Pan Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Pillow Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Epinephrine Effect: '' to 'User becomes Strengthened, increasing Strength by 500% for 120 seconds.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Epinephrine Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Melatonin Effect: '' to 'User becomes Hastened, increasing Speed by 500% for 120 seconds.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Melatonin Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Serotonin Effect: '' to 'User becomes Hardened, increasing Defense by 300% for 120 seconds and replenishing life by 25%.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Serotonin Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Blue Easter Egg Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Green Easter Egg Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Red Easter Egg Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Yellow Easter Egg Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: White Easter Egg Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Black Easter Egg Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Gold Easter Egg Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 250 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: MP5k Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: AK74u Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Skorpion Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: TMP Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Thompson Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: MP 40 Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Luger Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Blunderbuss Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bag of Candy Kisses Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bag of Tootsie Rolls Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 75 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bag of Chocolate Truffles Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 100 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Can of Munster Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 20 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bottle of Pumpkin Brew Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 2 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Can of Red Cow Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 25 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Can of Taurine Elite Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 30 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Blood Spattered Sickle Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 4 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bottle of Wicked Witch Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 3 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Wind Proof Lighter Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Arson crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Dual TMPs Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Dual Bushmasters Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Dual MP5s Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Dual P90s Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Dual Uzis Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bottle of Kandy Kane Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 2 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bottle of Minty Mayhem Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 3 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bottle of Mistletoe Madness Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 4 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Can of Santa Shooters Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 20 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Can of Rockstar Rudolph Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 25 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Can of X-MASS Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 30 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bag of Reindeer Droppings Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 100 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Book of Carols Effect: '' to 'Reduces education course duration by 6 hours and increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Gift Card Effect: '' to 'Reduces bank investment duration by 6 hours and increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Pair of Glasses Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Search For Cash crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: High-Speed Drive Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Selling Copied Media crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Mountain Bike Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Shoplifting crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Cut-Throat Razor Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Pickpocketing crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Slim Crowbar Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Larceny crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Balaclava Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Armed Robbery crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Advanced Driving Tactics Manual Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Transporting Drugs crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Ergonomic Keyboard Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Planting Computer Viruses crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Tracking Device Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Assassination crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Screwdriver Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Grand Theft Auto crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Fanny Pack Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Robbing The Pawn Shop crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Tumble Dryer Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Counterfeiting crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Chloroform Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Kidnapping crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Hammer Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Heavy Duty Padlock Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Arms Trafficking crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Baseball Bat Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Duct Tape Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Bombing crime.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Crowbar Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Knuckle Dusters Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Pen Knife Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Kitchen Knife Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Dagger Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Axe Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Scimitar Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Chainsaw Weapon Type: '' to 'Mechanical' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Samurai Sword Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Glock 17 Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Raven MP25 Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Ruger 22/45 Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Beretta M9 Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: USP Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Beretta 92FS Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Fiveseven Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Magnum Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Desert Eagle Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Dual 92G Berettas Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Sawed-Off Shotgun Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Benelli M1 Tactical Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: MP5 Navy Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: P90 Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: AK-47 Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: M4A1 Colt Carbine Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Benelli M4 Super Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: M16 A2 Rifle Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Steyr AUG Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: M249 PARA LMG Weapon Type: '' to 'Machine gun' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Box of Chocolate Bars Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Big Box of Chocolate Bars Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 35 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bag of Bon Bons Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Box of Bon Bons Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Box of Extra Strong Mints Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Plain Silver Ring Effect: '' to 'Can be used to propose to someone with.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Sapphire Ring Effect: '' to 'Can be used to propose to someone with.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Gold Ring Effect: '' to 'Can be used to propose to someone with.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Diamond Ring Effect: '' to 'Can be used to propose to someone with.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Personal Computer Effect: '' to 'Can be used to program viruses.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Minigun Weapon Type: '' to 'Heavy artillery' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Morphine Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 15% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: First Aid Kit Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 50 minutes and restores 7.5% life. Increases medical cooldown by 30 mins.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Small First Aid Kit Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 20 minutes and restores 3.25% life. Increases medical cooldown by 15 mins.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Simple Virus Effect: '' to 'Used to plant a virus.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Polymorphic Virus Effect: '' to 'Used to plant a virus.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Tunneling Virus Effect: '' to 'Used to plant a virus.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Armored Virus Effect: '' to 'Used to plant a virus.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Stealth Virus Effect: '' to 'Used to plant a virus.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Snow Cannon Weapon Type: '' to 'Machine gun' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Coat Hanger Effect: '' to 'Required for stealing locked cars' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Neutrilux 2000 Weapon Type: '' to 'Heavy artillery' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Springfield 1911-A1 Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Egg Propelled Launcher Weapon Type: '' to 'Heavy artillery' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Playstation Effect: '' to 'Converts 5 energy into 8-15 happiness.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Xbox Effect: '' to 'Converts 5 energy into 8-15 happiness.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Parachute Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Dexterity by 1%. Increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: 9mm Uzi Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: RPG Launcher Weapon Type: '' to 'Heavy artillery' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Leather Bullwhip Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Ninja Claws Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Xbox 360 Effect: '' to 'Converts 5 energy into 8-15 happiness.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Yasukuni Sword Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Rusty Sword Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Pixie Sticks Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Laptop Effect: '' to 'Can be used to access additional services while traveling and program viruses.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Wand of Destruction Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Gas Can Effect: '' to 'Required for Arson crime' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Butterfly Knife Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: XM8 Rifle Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Taser Weapon Type: '' to 'Mechanical' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Cobra Derringer Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bottle of Beer Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 1 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bottle of Champagne Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 1 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: S&W Revolver Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Cannabis Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 2-3. Includes side effects.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Ecstasy Effect: '' to 'Doubles happiness.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Ketamine Effect: '' to 'Temporarily increases Defense by 50%. Includes side effects.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: LSD Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 50, nerve by 5, and happiness by 200-500. Includes side effects.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Opium Effect: '' to 'Removes all hospital time and replenishes life by 66.6%. Increases happiness by 50-100.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: PCP Effect: '' to 'Temporarily increases Strength and Dexterity by 20%. Increases happiness by 250.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Shrooms Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 500 and reduces energy by 25. Includes side effects.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Speed Effect: '' to 'Temporarily increases Speed by 20%. Increases happiness by 50. Includes side effects.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Vicodin Effect: '' to 'Temporarily increases all battle stats by 25%. Increases happiness by 75.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Xanax Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 250 and happiness by 75. Includes side effects.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Box of Sweet Hearts Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bag of Chocolate Kisses Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Claymore Sword Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Crossbow Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Enfield SA-80 Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Grenade Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Stick Grenade Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Flash Grenade Effect: '' to 'Opponent becomes Blinded, decreasing Speed to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Flash Grenade Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Jackhammer Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Swiss Army Knife Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Mag 7 Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Smoke Grenade Effect: '' to 'Opponent becomes Smoked, decreasing Speed to 1/3rd for 120-180 seconds.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Smoke Grenade Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Spear Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Vektor CR-21 Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Claymore Mine Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Flare Gun Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Heckler & Koch SL8 Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Sig 550 Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: BT MP9 Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Chain Whip Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Wooden Nunchakus Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Kama Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Kodachi Swords Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Sai Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Ninja Stars Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Anti Tank Weapon Type: '' to 'Heavy artillery' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bushmaster Carbon 15 Type 21s Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: HEG Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Taurus Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Blowgun Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bo Staff Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Fireworks Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Katana Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Qsz-92 Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: SKS Carbine Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Twin Tiger Hooks Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Wushu Double Axes Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Ithaca 37 Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Lorcin 380 Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: S&W M29 Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Flamethrower Weapon Type: '' to 'Heavy artillery' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Tear Gas Effect: '' to 'Opponent becomes Gassed, decreasing Dexterity to 1/3rd for 120-180 seconds.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Tear Gas Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Throwing Knife Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Donator Pack Effect: '' to 'Provides 31 days of donator status and 50 points upon opening.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Dual Axes Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Dual Hammers Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Dual Scimitars Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Dual Samurai Swords Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Bottle of Saké Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 1 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Lollipop Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Printing Paper Effect: '' to 'Required for counterfeiting money' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Blank Tokens Effect: '' to 'Required for counterfeiting casino tokens' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Blank Credit Cards Effect: '' to 'Required for counterfeiting credit cards' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Skateboard Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Speed by 1%. Increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Boxing Gloves Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Defense by 1%. Increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Dumbbells Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Strength by 1%. Increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Stick of Dynamite Effect: '' to 'Required for Bombing crime' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Cesium-137 Effect: '' to 'Component used in the construction of a Dirty Bomb' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Dirty Bomb Effect: '' to 'Damages a faction's respect and cripples its members with radiation poisoning and hospital time.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Pair of High Heels Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Fine Chisel Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Ivory Walking Cane Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Neumune Tablet Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital time by 4-6 hours and radiation by 24 hours. Increases medical cooldown by 6 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Box of Grenades Effect: '' to 'Provides 100 Grenades or 100 HEGs when opened.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Box of Medical Supplies Effect: '' to 'Provides 20 Morphine, 30 First Aid Kits, or 50 Small First Aid Kits when opened.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Erotic DVD Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 2,500 and booster cooldown by 6 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Feathery Hotel Coupon Effect: '' to 'Refills energy. Increases happiness by 500 and booster cooldown by 6 hours.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Lawyer Business Card Effect: '' to 'Removes all jail time and increases booster cooldown by 1 hour.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Item updated: Lottery Voucher Effect: '' to 'Provides 100 Lucky Shot Lotto tickets when used.' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Worth it Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Sodaholic Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Bibliophile Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Arrowshot Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Globetrotter Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: You've Got Some Nerve Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: OP Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Funambulist Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Well Built Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Mercenary Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Bare Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Kill Streaker 3 Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Florence Nightingale Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Spaced Out Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Crank It Up Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Angel Dust Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Escobar Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Professional Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Keen Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: 007 Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Poker King Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Pyramid Scheme Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Aiding And Abetting Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Freedom Isn't Free Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Survivor Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: The Whole Nine Yards Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: To The Limit Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Second Chance Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Jackpot Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Departure Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Pepperoni Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Brainz Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Miracle Worker Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Sidekick Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Modded Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Shielded Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 15, 2020 |
Honor updated: Devout Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare' |
January 14, 2020 |
Item updated: Holden SS Description: 'This Aussie powerhouse reaches a breathtaking top speed. (If it ever gets there after leaving most of its tyres on the starting line).' to 'This Aussie powerhouse reaches a breathtaking top speed. (If it ever gets there after leaving most of its tires on the starting line).' |
January 14, 2020 |
Item updated: Motorbike Description: 'You can often find Numbat tearing it up through the city's darkest streets on this, seeking prey. Beware the spiked tyres!' to 'You can often find Numbat tearing it up through the city's darkest streets on this, seeking prey. Beware the spiked tires!' |
January 14, 2020 |
Honor added: Miracle Worker Description: Revive 10 people within 10 minutes |
January 13, 2020 |
Honor updated: Surplus Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
January 10, 2020 |
Item updated: Donator Pack Sell price: '24900000' to '24500000' |
January 9, 2020 |
Honor updated: Futurity Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Limited' |
January 9, 2020 |
Honor updated: Guardian Angel Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
January 3, 2020 |
Honor updated: Proven Capacity Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Rare' |
January 3, 2020 |
Honor updated: Tireless Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
January 2, 2020 |
Honor updated: Resolution Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
January 1, 2020 |
Honor updated: Resolution Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Uncommon' |
December 30, 2019 |
Honor updated: Annihilation Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
December 26, 2019 |
Honor added: Resolution Description: Login on New Year's Day |
December 24, 2019 |
Honor updated: Wrecked Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
December 24, 2019 |
Honor added: Annihilation Description: Deal at least 15,000 damage in a single hit |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor updated: Energize Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor updated: Transfusion Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Algeria Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Bolivia Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Botswana Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Costa Rica Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Dominican Republic Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Ethiopia Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Fiji Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Honduras Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Jordan Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Kenya Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Libya Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Luxembourg Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Maldives Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Moldova Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Mongolia Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Montenegro Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Namibia Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: North Macedonia Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Panama Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Somalia Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Suriname Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Tanzania Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Uganda Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Zambia Description: |
December 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Zimbabwe Description: |
December 20, 2019 |
Honor updated: Bare Description: 'Win 250 unarmored attacks or defends' to 'Win 250 unarmored fights' |
December 19, 2019 |
Item added: Paper Crown : Green Description: This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. |
December 19, 2019 |
Item added: Paper Crown : Yellow Description: This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. |
December 19, 2019 |
Item added: Paper Crown : Red Description: This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. |
December 19, 2019 |
Item added: Paper Crown : Blue Description: This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. |
December 19, 2019 |
Honor updated: Saintly Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
December 18, 2019 |
Item updated: Special Snowflake Description: '' to 'This item is given to staff in recognition of the many special snowflakes they have to deal with on a daily basis. Delicate, frosty and prone to melting, Torn's players are just as unique as individual snowflakes, but distinctly less fun to catch on your tongue.' |
December 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Compulsive Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
December 17, 2019 |
Item added: Bag of Humbugs Description: Bah, Humbug! So sayeth Scrooge McDuck in the 1983 movie Mickey's Christmas Carol. These delicious boiled sweets are flavored with peppermint. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed. |
December 17, 2019 |
Item added: Christmas Cracker Description: Without pain, there can be no joy. This Christmas Cracker item is the epitome of that sentiment, as when you try to pull it with someone else, only one of you will receive a lovely surprise. |
December 17, 2019 |
Item added: Special Snowflake Description: |
December 17, 2019 |
Item added: Concussion Grenade Description: |
December 17, 2019 |
Honor added: Compulsive Description: Refill your casino tokens 250 times |
December 16, 2019 |
Honor updated: Alcoholic Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
December 15, 2019 |
Item added: Greta Mask '19 Description: As befits her status as an inspirational, teenage eco-warrior, this mask has been made from 100% non-recyclable, non-sustainable, highly carcinogenic plastics. How dare we! |
December 15, 2019 |
Item added: Anatoly Mask '19 Description: This lightly irradiated mask of Anatoly Dyatlov from Chernobyl is made from 3.6% graphite, which we found up on the roof, despite Anatoly insisting it definitely wasn't there. Its quality is not great, not terrible, and if you think you can taste metal while wearing this mask, then you're clearly in shock. |
December 15, 2019 |
Item added: Santa Beard Description: With this big jolly Santa beard strapped to your face, you'll almost have everything you need to impersonate Jolly Saint Nick at your local mall. All you need now is a big red suit, a gut which resembles that of a pregnant manatee, and the rosy red cheeks of someone who is quite clearly suffering from severe alcoholism. |
December 11, 2019 |
Honor updated: Boss Fight Description: 'Participate in the defeat of Duke or Leslie' to 'Participate in the defeat of a lootable NPC' |
December 11, 2019 |
Honor updated: Checkered Past Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Uncommon' |
December 10, 2019 |
Honor added: Checkered Past Description: Win 100 races |
December 10, 2019 |
Honor updated: Friendly Fire Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
December 9, 2019 |
Honor updated: Axe Wound Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
December 8, 2019 |
Item updated: Bottle of Moonshine Description: 'Distilled in secret by illegal brewers, this moonshine is far more potent than regular alcohol. Sip slowly, or it'll knock more than your socks off.' to 'Distilled in secret by illegal brewers, this moonshine is far more potent than regular alcohol. Sip slowly, or it'll knock more than your socks off. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.' |
December 8, 2019 |
Honor updated: Manu Forti Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
December 8, 2019 |
Honor updated: Riddled Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
December 4, 2019 |
Honor updated: Surplus Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
December 3, 2019 |
Honor updated: Fresh Start Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
December 3, 2019 |
Honor added: Surplus Description: Use 100 rounds of special ammunition |
November 30, 2019 |
Honor updated: Vengeance Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
November 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Donator Pack Sell price: '25100000' to '24900000' |
November 27, 2019 |
Honor updated: Obliteration Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
November 26, 2019 |
Honor updated: Parallel Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
November 26, 2019 |
Honor updated: Futurity Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
November 26, 2019 |
Honor updated: Backdrop Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
November 26, 2019 |
Honor added: Obliteration Description: Deal at least 10,000 damage in a single hit |
November 25, 2019 |
Honor updated: Lucky Break Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
November 23, 2019 |
Honor updated: Unarmed Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
November 21, 2019 |
Item updated: Riot Body Name: 'Riot Vest' to 'Riot Body' |
November 21, 2019 |
Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 250 Sell price: '0' to '45' |
November 21, 2019 |
Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 50 Sell price: '0' to '10' |
November 20, 2019 |
Honor updated: Riddled Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 19, 2019 |
Honor updated: Riddled Description: 'Hit at least 10 different body parts in a single attack' to 'Defeat an opponent after hitting at least 10 different body parts in a single attack' |
November 19, 2019 |
Honor added: Riddled Description: Hit at least 10 different body parts in a single attack |
November 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Lavish Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
November 17, 2019 |
Item updated: Torn City Times Sell price: '3' to '0' |
November 16, 2019 |
Item updated: Trainers Name: 'Pair of Trainers' to 'Trainers' |
November 15, 2019 |
Honor added: Venezuela Description: |
November 15, 2019 |
Honor updated: Digital Camo Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
November 14, 2019 |
Item updated: Party Hat '19 Name: 'Party Hat' to 'Party Hat '19' |
November 14, 2019 |
Honor updated: Mastermind Description: 'Participate in 100 organised crimes' to 'Participate in 100 organized crimes' |
November 13, 2019 |
Item updated: Party Hat Description: 'This party hat was given out to players on Torn's 15th anniversary. It must be worn at a jaunty angle to demonstrate the full force of your wackiness.' to 'The design of this party hat is generic enough to be suitable for children's birthdays, office shindigs and festive ritual sacrifices. It must be worn at a jaunty angle to demonstrate the full force of your wackiness.' |
November 13, 2019 |
Item added: Badge : 15th Anniversary Description: This badge celebrates Torn's 15th anniversary. It can be worn to advertise your age, IQ or frequent use of profanities. |
November 13, 2019 |
Item added: Birthday Cupcake Description: This looks delicious, and it's reasonably fresh too! Every part of it is edible, including the candle and the paper case... if you're a goat. |
November 13, 2019 |
Item added: Strippogram Voucher Description: This strippogram voucher entitles the bearer to bestow the gift of a strippogram upon any other person in Torn City. It is a gift that is both classy and arousing in equal measure. |
November 13, 2019 |
Item added: Dong : Thomas Description: Thomas is a daft little rascal who likes nothing more than chasing squirrels and eating out of garbage cans. But don't get him too excited, because Thomas suffers from severe breathing difficulties which will eventually kill him. |
November 13, 2019 |
Item added: Dong : Greg Description: Unlike the Taco Bell Chihuahua, Greg doesn't like Mexican food. In fact, he doesn't like Mexicans much either. Greg is extremely racist and suspicious of all foreigners. But he does love snuggles. |
November 13, 2019 |
Item added: Dong : Effy Description: Despite her prim and proper appearance, Effy is the very definition of a basic bitch. When she's not drinking a whole vat of cooking oil because it smells nice, she can be found chasing sticks down ravines and encroaching on the personal space of complete strangers. |
November 13, 2019 |
Item added: Dong : Holly Description: Holly is a mischievous old hound with a thoroughly evil soul. She often breaks out of her home and will lead small children and other dogs out into the middle of a busy road, at which point she will sit back and watch the carnage unfold. |
November 13, 2019 |
Item added: Dong : Jeremy Description: Jeremy loves to laugh, but he rarely does, as he is painfully aware of all the suffering going on in the world - something you can see for yourself by looking into his cold, sad eyes. Because of his perpetually morbid outlook, Jeremy is quite fond of chocolate. |
November 13, 2019 |
Item added: Anniversary Present Description: This box was given out on Torn's 15th anniversary. It contains roughly 15% of your daily ration of joy. |
November 13, 2019 |
Honor updated: Sacrificial Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
November 12, 2019 |
Item added: Reading Glasses Description: |
November 12, 2019 |
Item added: Chinos Description: |
November 12, 2019 |
Item added: Collared Shawl Description: |
November 12, 2019 |
Item added: Pleated Skirt Description: |
November 12, 2019 |
Item added: Orthopedic Shoes Description: |
November 12, 2019 |
Item added: Bingo Visor Description: |
November 12, 2019 |
Item added: Cover-ups Description: |
November 12, 2019 |
Item added: Sandals Description: |
November 12, 2019 |
Item added: Golf Socks Description: |
November 12, 2019 |
Item added: Flat Cap Description: |
November 12, 2019 |
Item added: Slippers Description: |
November 12, 2019 |
Item added: Bathrobe Description: |
November 12, 2019 |
Item added: Party Hat Description: This party hat was given out to players on Torn's 15th anniversary. It must be worn at a jaunty angle to demonstrate the full force of your wackiness. |
November 12, 2019 |
Honor added: Sacrificial Description: Donate a total of $1,000,000,000 to the church |
November 10, 2019 |
Honor updated: KIA Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
November 9, 2019 |
Item updated: Riot Vest Name: 'Riot Body' to 'Riot Vest' |
November 9, 2019 |
Item updated: Dune Vest Name: 'Dune Body' to 'Dune Vest' |
November 9, 2019 |
Honor updated: Devastation Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2019 |
Item updated: Donator Pack Sell price: '24900000' to '25100000' |
November 6, 2019 |
Honor updated: Vengeance Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2019 |
Honor updated: Sidekick Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 5, 2019 |
Honor added: Vengeance Description: Successfully perform a faction retaliation hit |
November 3, 2019 |
Honor updated: Fresh Start Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
November 3, 2019 |
Honor updated: Time Traveller Rarity: 'Common' to 'Uncommon' |
October 30, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Spooky Description: 'This Halloween basket can be used to pilfer sweets, booze and energy drinks from your fellow trick or treaters. It is made from 100% Vinyl Chloride, a carcinogen which is known to leech toxic chemicals into liquids and foodstuffs.' to 'This Spooky Halloween basket can be used to pilfer sweets, booze and energy drinks from your fellow citizens. It is made from 100% Vinyl Chloride, a carcinogen which is known to leech toxic chemicals into liquids and foodstuffs.' |
October 30, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Creepy Description: '' to 'This Creepy Halloween basket has a joyous expression painted on the side, because we all know that the creepiest thing of all is someone who is happy. But you too will be happy, given that this creepy basket provides an extra 5% chance of gaining a treat!' |
October 30, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Freaky Description: '' to 'The reason this basket is called Freaky is because we made it look like Lindsay Lohan in Freaky Friday. In real life, she has only two teeth in her mouth. And in Torn City, this basket provides you with two 5% bonuses to your treat collection chance. That's 10% in total, omg!' |
October 30, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Frightful Description: '' to 'You know this basket is genuinely frightful because it has zigzags for a mouth. That's just pure science right there. And how's this for pure maths? You now get a 15% bonus to your treat collection chance when attacking! How frightfully nice of us.' |
October 30, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Haunting Description: '' to 'This basket is more hillbilly than haunting, but I suppose that's quite apt. After all, what's more haunting than the image of a redneck sleeping with his sister? Him sleeping with his mother? Yes, I'll give you that. And we'll also give you an extra 20% in treat collection bonuses too.' |
October 30, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Shocking Description: '' to 'This Halloween basket is shocking because we've written vile slurs all over the inside. There's ******, **** and even the S-word in there. I don't even know what the S-word is, but it sounds bad. This basket is now more shocking than Ricky Gervais- who isn't actually that shocking. But do you know what is? The 25% treat bonus this basket brings!' |
October 30, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Terrifying Description: '' to 'If you want to be terrified just look at your bank balance! Oh my god I'm just slaying tonight. And you will be too with this Terrifying Halloween Basket, which provides its bearer with 30% in treat collection bonuses. Now you'll have more treats than ever, and you can stop selling your underwear online to pay your bills.' |
October 30, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Horrifying Description: '' to 'This basket looks like it's in pain, and pain is quite horrifying, so I've heard. If you've never felt pain before, why not try stabbing yourself in the arm with a butter knife? Or, alternatively, stab someone else while holding this basket, because you'll get a 35% treat collection bonus if you do!' |
October 30, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Petrifying Description: '' to 'What's the difference between petrified and horrified? We don't know, and nor do we care, so please don't Google it and tell us. Either way, this Petrifying Halloween Basket will give you a 40% extra chance of collecting a treat from someone. And that goes up to 100% if you ask them nicely.' |
October 30, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Nightmarish Description: '' to 'This Basket contains your worst nightmares... and candy. Inside you'll find that animal you're scared of, your partner cheating on you with your father, and that time you called the teacher mom in front of the whole class. Oh, and you'll also find that this basket gives you an extra 45% chance of collecting treats!' |
October 30, 2019 |
Honor updated: Fresh Start Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
October 29, 2019 |
Honor added: Fresh Start Description: Reset your merits |
October 27, 2019 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : Irradiated Description: 'A blood bag filled with irradiated blood. ' to 'A blood bag filled with irradiated blood. This should be destroyed at an appropriate disposal facility.' |
October 27, 2019 |
Honor updated: Phoenix Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
October 25, 2019 |
Honor updated: Deadlock Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
October 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Terrifying Name: 'Halloween Basket : Horrifying' to 'Halloween Basket : Terrifying' |
October 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Horrifying Name: 'Halloween Basket : Terrifying' to 'Halloween Basket : Horrifying' |
October 24, 2019 |
Item added: Jigsaw Mask '19 Description: Billy the Puppet was used in the Saw films by evil antagonist John Kramer as a means of communicating with his test subjects. Why not wear this Billy mask the next time you're watching a naive young woman try to escape a reverse bear trap? |
October 23, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Spooky Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Spooky' |
October 23, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Creepy Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Creepy' |
October 23, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Freaky Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Freaky' |
October 23, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Frightful Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Frightful' |
October 23, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Haunting Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Haunting' |
October 23, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Shocking Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Shocking' |
October 23, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Horrifying Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Horrifying' |
October 23, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Terrifying Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Terrifying' |
October 23, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Petrifying Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Petrifying' |
October 23, 2019 |
Item updated: Halloween Basket : Nightmarish Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Nightmarish' |
October 23, 2019 |
Honor updated: Devastation Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
October 22, 2019 |
Item added: Halloween Basket Description: |
October 22, 2019 |
Item added: Halloween Basket Description: |
October 22, 2019 |
Item added: Halloween Basket Description: |
October 22, 2019 |
Item added: Halloween Basket Description: |
October 22, 2019 |
Item added: Halloween Basket Description: |
October 22, 2019 |
Item added: Halloween Basket Description: |
October 22, 2019 |
Item added: Halloween Basket Description: |
October 22, 2019 |
Item added: Halloween Basket Description: |
October 22, 2019 |
Item added: Halloween Basket Description: |
October 22, 2019 |
Item added: Blood Bag : Irradiated Description: A blood bag filled with irradiated blood. |
October 22, 2019 |
Honor added: Devastation Description: Deal at least 5,000 damage in a single hit |
October 21, 2019 |
Item updated: Enfield SA-80 Description: 'A good thing about the Enfield is its SUSAT 4X telescopic sight, which allows for accurate shooting.' to 'Gas-powered Enfield SA80 rifles have been the weapon of choice for the British Armed Forces since the 1980's. This edition comes with iron sights as standard, but various telescopic sights can be added to increase its aiming accuracy.' |
October 21, 2019 |
Honor updated: Foot Soldier Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
October 20, 2019 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
October 19, 2019 |
Honor updated: Vae Victis Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
October 16, 2019 |
Honor updated: Shredded Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
October 15, 2019 |
Honor added: Shredded Description: Attain 100,000,000,000 total stats |
October 14, 2019 |
Item updated: Leather Bullwhip Name: 'Leather Bull Whip' to 'Leather Bullwhip' |
October 14, 2019 |
Item updated: SKS Carbine Name: 'Sks Carbine' to 'SKS Carbine' |
October 14, 2019 |
Item updated: Naval Cutlass Name: 'Naval Cutlass Sword' to 'Naval Cutlass' |
October 14, 2019 |
Item updated: Crowbar Name: 'Crow Bar' to 'Crowbar' |
October 13, 2019 |
Honor updated: Clotted Description: 'Suffer from an acute haemolytic reaction, or be immune to it' to 'Suffer from an acute hemolytic reaction, or be immune to it' |
October 13, 2019 |
Honor updated: Behemoth Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
October 10, 2019 |
Honor updated: Boss Fight Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
October 1, 2019 |
Honor updated: Mule Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
October 1, 2019 |
Honor updated: Church Mouse Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
September 30, 2019 |
Honor updated: Acid Dream Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
September 29, 2019 |
Honor updated: Acid Dream Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Rare' |
September 29, 2019 |
Honor updated: Buffed Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
September 27, 2019 |
Item updated: Combat Vest Description: 'Also known as the IOTV (Improved Outer Tactical Vest), this is the prototype of the lightest, most technologically advanced protective armor ever issued to the Armed Forces of the United States.' to 'This prototype armor improves on the build of the Outer Tactical Vest to bring its wearer even more protection, making it the lightest, most technologically advanced piece of protective armor ever issued to the Armed Forces of the United States.' |
September 27, 2019 |
Item updated: Outer Tactical Vest Description: 'The lightest, most advanced protective system ever issued to the US Armed Forces! Increased survivability and enhanced maneuverability.' to 'Despite the Combat Vest offering improved protection, its predecessor the Outer Tactical Vest is far from obsolete. The increased survivability and enhanced maneuverability provided makes it a more than worthwhile addition to your combat wardrobe.' |
September 27, 2019 |
Honor updated: Specialist Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
September 27, 2019 |
Honor updated: Acid Dream Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
September 26, 2019 |
Honor updated: Supernova Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
September 26, 2019 |
Honor updated: Hairy Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
September 24, 2019 |
Honor added: Specialist Description: Achieve 100% EXP on 25 different weapons |
September 22, 2019 |
Honor updated: Phoenix Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
September 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Trafficker Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Uncommon' |
September 17, 2019 |
Honor added: Trafficker Description: Import 10,000 items from abroad |
September 14, 2019 |
Honor updated: Phoenix Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
September 14, 2019 |
Honor updated: Vae Victis Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
September 11, 2019 |
Honor updated: Phoenix Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
September 10, 2019 |
Honor updated: Phoenix Name: 'Phoenix' to 'Supersonic' |
September 10, 2019 |
Honor added: Phoenix Description: Defeat someone after losing to them within 10 minutes |
September 10, 2019 |
Honor updated: Honored Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
September 10, 2019 |
Honor updated: Double Dragon Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
September 8, 2019 |
Item updated: Crystal Bracelet Name: 'Bracelet' to 'Crystal Bracelet' |
September 8, 2019 |
Item updated: Oversized Sunglasses Name: 'Big Sunglasses' to 'Oversized Sunglasses' |
September 7, 2019 |
Item added: Eye Patch Description: |
September 6, 2019 |
Honor added: Cayman Islands Description: |
September 5, 2019 |
Item updated: Donator Pack Sell price: '24800000' to '24900000' |
September 5, 2019 |
Honor updated: Wrecked Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
September 4, 2019 |
Honor updated: Vae Victis Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
September 3, 2019 |
Item added: Can of Goose Juice Description: Gain the aggressive power of a goose in no time by sinking a can of this highly-concentrated energy drink. |
September 3, 2019 |
Item added: Can of Damp Valley Description: Infused with rare nutrients found only in the Damp Valley region of Torn, this energy drink will boost both your energy and blood pressure. |
September 3, 2019 |
Item added: Can of Crocozade Description: Packed full of glucose, sucrose, pentose and hexose, this super sugary energy drink has a real bite to it. |
September 3, 2019 |
Honor added: Vae Victis Description: Defeat someone who has five times more battlestats than you in a solo attack |
September 1, 2019 |
Item updated: Tunneling Virus Name: 'Tunnelling Virus' to 'Tunneling Virus' |
August 31, 2019 |
Item added: Fur Coat Description: |
August 31, 2019 |
Item added: Fur Scarf Description: |
August 31, 2019 |
Item added: Fur Hat Description: |
August 31, 2019 |
Item added: Bow Shoes Description: |
August 31, 2019 |
Item added: Dolly Shoes Description: |
August 31, 2019 |
Item added: Bracelet Description: |
August 31, 2019 |
Item added: Cocktail Ring Description: |
August 31, 2019 |
Item added: Sun Hat Description: |
August 31, 2019 |
Item added: Big Sunglasses Description: |
August 31, 2019 |
Item added: Statement Necklace Description: |
August 31, 2019 |
Item added: Floral Dress Description: |
August 31, 2019 |
Item added: Shrug Description: |
August 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Donator Pack Sell price: '24700000' to '24800000' |
August 29, 2019 |
Honor updated: 1337 Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
August 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Kitten Plushie Description: 'A small grey plush kitten with pale green eyes. Rumour has it, if you pet its nose it will purr, but is more often heard saying Rawr!' to 'A small plush kitten. Rumour has it, if you pet its nose it will purr, but is more often heard saying Rawr!' |
August 28, 2019 |
Honor updated: Decorated Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
August 28, 2019 |
Honor updated: Whiz Kid Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Uncommon' |
August 27, 2019 |
Honor added: Whiz Kid Description: Complete 100 education courses |
August 25, 2019 |
Item updated: Balaclava Description: 'The Ski Mask is a warm hat that covers the whole head. It has two eye holes for improved vision and a convenient mouth hole for barking orders at bank and convenience store staff.' to 'The Balaclava is a warm hat that covers the whole head. It has two eye holes for improved vision and a convenient mouth hole for barking orders at bank and convenience store staff.' |
August 22, 2019 |
Honor updated: Devout Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
August 21, 2019 |
Item added: Bottle of Moonshine Description: Distilled in secret by illegal brewers, this moonshine is far more potent than regular alcohol. Sip slowly, or it'll knock more than your socks off. |
August 21, 2019 |
Honor updated: Devout Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
August 20, 2019 |
Honor added: Devout Description: Donate a total of $100,000,000 to the church |
August 20, 2019 |
Honor updated: Manu Forte Name: 'Manu Forte' to 'Manu Forti' |
August 19, 2019 |
Honor updated: Stroke Bringer Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
August 19, 2019 |
Honor updated: Manu Forte Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
August 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Stroke Bringer Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Rare' |
August 17, 2019 |
Honor updated: Stroke Bringer Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
August 16, 2019 |
Honor updated: Bare Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
August 14, 2019 |
Honor updated: Bare Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
August 13, 2019 |
Honor added: Bare Description: Win 250 unarmored attacks or defends |
August 11, 2019 |
Item updated: Quran Script : Ibn Masud Name: 'Quran Script: Ibn Masud' to 'Quran Script : Ibn Masud' |
August 10, 2019 |
Honor updated: Genocide Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
August 9, 2019 |
Item updated: Donator Pack Sell price: '24300000' to '24700000' |
August 9, 2019 |
Item updated: Quran Script: Ibn Masud Name: 'Script from the Quran: Ibn Masud' to 'Quran Script: Ibn Masud' |
August 9, 2019 |
Item updated: Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Kab Name: 'Script from the Quran: Ubay Ibn Kab' to 'Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Kab' |
August 9, 2019 |
Item updated: Quran Script : Ali Name: 'Script from the Quran: Ali' to 'Quran Script : Ali' |
August 9, 2019 |
Honor updated: Lavish Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
August 7, 2019 |
Honor updated: Axe Wound Description: 'Achieve 100 finishing hits with clubbed weapons' to 'Achieve 100 finishing hits with clubbing weapons' |
August 7, 2019 |
Honor updated: Lavish Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
August 6, 2019 |
Item updated: Black Unicorn Description: 'A majestic, mythical creature with a blood red mane and tail and an 18 inch horn. A friend for life and a ferocious fighter feared by all foes. This figurine is 18 inches long and 12 inches tall.' to 'A friend for life and a ferocious fighter feared by all foes.' |
August 6, 2019 |
Honor added: Lavish Description: Dump an item with a current market value of at least $1,000,000 |
August 5, 2019 |
Honor added: Sierra Leone Description: |
August 3, 2019 |
Honor updated: Wrecked Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
August 3, 2019 |
Honor updated: Church Mouse Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
July 31, 2019 |
Honor updated: Wrecked Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
July 30, 2019 |
Item updated: Ripped Jeans Description: '' to 'These ripped jeans weren't ripped by a fashion brand to make them appear trendy and distressed. These jeans were ripped by life itself, therefore proving the wearer's commitment to "keeping it real". They are made out of 75% denim and 25% human angst.' |
July 30, 2019 |
Item updated: Bandit Mask Description: '' to 'Ever wanted to commit a crime without the victims knowing your identity? You should probably buy something more substantial than this Bandit Mask, then, as it covers approximately one fifth of a regular-sized human face. Even Batman's cowl does more than that. ' |
July 30, 2019 |
Honor added: Wrecked Description: Crash a car while racing |
July 29, 2019 |
Item added: Ripped Jeans Description: |
July 29, 2019 |
Item added: Bandit Mask Description: |
July 29, 2019 |
Honor updated: Friendly Fire Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
July 27, 2019 |
Honor updated: Tourist Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
July 25, 2019 |
Honor updated: Manu Forte Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
July 24, 2019 |
Honor updated: Honored Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
July 24, 2019 |
Honor updated: Church Mouse Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
July 23, 2019 |
Item updated: Toast Jesus '18 Description: 'This piece of toast has been burnt in such a way that it seems to depict the face the Son of God. What a glorious miracle! This year, rather than turkey, why not consume our Lord and Savioury Jesus Christ on Christmas Day instead?' to 'This piece of toast has been burnt in such a way that it seems to depict the face of the Son of God. What a glorious miracle! This year, rather than turkey, why not consume our Lord and Savioury Jesus Christ on Christmas Day instead?' |
July 23, 2019 |
Honor updated: Honored Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
July 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Church Mouse Description: Be mugged for exactly $1 |
July 22, 2019 |
Honor updated: Honored Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
July 21, 2019 |
Honor updated: Honored Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
July 19, 2019 |
Honor updated: Manu Forte Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
July 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Manu Forte Description: 'Defeat someone who has double your battle stats in a solo attack' to 'Defeat someone who has at least double your battle stats in a solo attack' |
July 17, 2019 |
Honor updated: Manu Forte Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
July 16, 2019 |
Honor updated: Semper Fortis Description: 'Defeat someone more powerful than you' to 'Defeat someone who has more battle stats than you in a solo attack ' |
July 16, 2019 |
Honor added: Manu Forte Description: Defeat someone who has double your battle stats in a solo attack |
July 12, 2019 |
Item updated: Feathery Hotel Coupon Description: 'A coupon to stay at one of the worlds best hotels, courtesy of the Feathery Hotels Group.' to 'A coupon to stay at one of the world's best hotels, courtesy of the Feathery Hotels Group.' |
July 11, 2019 |
Honor updated: Land Of Promise Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
July 10, 2019 |
Honor updated: Ripped Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
July 9, 2019 |
Honor added: Ripped Description: Attain 10,000,000,000 total stats |
July 4, 2019 |
Honor updated: Supernova Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
July 4, 2019 |
Honor updated: Friendly Fire Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
July 3, 2019 |
Honor updated: Friendly Fire Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
July 3, 2019 |
Item updated: Donator Pack Sell price: '24500000' to '24300000' |
July 2, 2019 |
Honor added: Friendly Fire Description: Defeat a fellow faction member |
July 2, 2019 |
Item updated: Handbag Description: 'A platinum plated handbag to keep thieves at bay. Its diamond studs will deliver a nasty blow to any opponents. ' to 'A platinum plated handbag to keep thieves at bay. Its diamond studs will deliver a nasty blow to any opponent. ' |
June 27, 2019 |
Item updated: Six Pack of Energy Drink Description: 'Need a pick me up? This randomly chosen six-pack of assorted energy drinks will have you shaking with pure enthusiasm in five seconds flat. Munster, Red Cow or Tourine Elite could be waiting for you in this carefully curated collection of refreshing liquid vitality...as could a heart attack.' to 'Need a pick me up? This randomly chosen six-pack of assorted energy drinks will have you shaking with pure enthusiasm in five seconds flat. Munster, Red Cow or Taurine Elite could be waiting for you in this carefully curated collection of refreshing liquid vitality...as could a heart attack.' |
June 26, 2019 |
Honor updated: Shielded Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
June 25, 2019 |
Item updated: Can of Taurine Elite Name: 'Can of Tourine Elite' to 'Can of Taurine Elite' |
June 25, 2019 |
Honor added: Shielded Description: Gain 1,000,000,000 defense |
June 20, 2019 |
Item updated: Glow Stick Name: 'Glow stick' to 'Glow Stick' |
June 19, 2019 |
Honor updated: Hairy Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare' |
June 19, 2019 |
Honor updated: Backdrop Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Limited' |
June 18, 2019 |
Honor added: Backdrop Description: Unlock a backdrop from the token shop |
June 18, 2019 |
Honor added: Hairy Description: Unlock a hairstyle from the token shop |
June 17, 2019 |
Honor updated: Awesome Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
June 12, 2019 |
Honor updated: Funambulist Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
June 11, 2019 |
Honor added: Funambulist Description: Gain 1,000,000,000 dexterity |
June 10, 2019 |
Honor updated: 1337 Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
June 10, 2019 |
Honor updated: Smuggler Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
June 7, 2019 |
Item updated: Ladder Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible' |
June 7, 2019 |
Item updated: Wire Cutters Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible' |
June 6, 2019 |
Item added: Ladder Description: |
June 6, 2019 |
Item added: Wire Cutters Description: |
June 6, 2019 |
Item updated: Slingshot Description: 'This weapon is perfect against a more powerful opponent, as used by David against Goliath.' to 'This weapon is perfect against a more powerful opponent, although contrary to popular opinion, it was a sling, not a slingshot, which was used by David against Goliath. Thank you to the ******* pedant who pointed this out.' |
June 5, 2019 |
Item updated: Red Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +10 Nerve when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
June 5, 2019 |
Item updated: Yellow Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +$100,000 when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
June 5, 2019 |
Item updated: White Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +5 Points when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
June 5, 2019 |
Item updated: Black Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides Crime Experience when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
June 5, 2019 |
Item updated: Brown Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +100 to random working stat when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
June 5, 2019 |
Item updated: Orange Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +50 Casino Tokens when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
June 5, 2019 |
Item updated: Pink Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides Experience when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
June 5, 2019 |
Item updated: Blue Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +250 Happiness when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
June 5, 2019 |
Item updated: Green Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +50 Energy when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
June 5, 2019 |
Honor updated: Saintly Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
June 5, 2019 |
Honor updated: Diabetic Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
June 5, 2019 |
Honor updated: 1337 Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
June 4, 2019 |
Honor added: 1337 Description: Deal exactly 1,337 damage to an opponent in a single hit |
June 3, 2019 |
Item added: Paint Mask Description: |
June 1, 2019 |
Item updated: Stick Grenade Description: 'Stick grenades are less powerful and have shorter fuses than their British counterparts, but weigh significantly less, making it easier to carry several into fights.' to 'Stick grenades are less powerful and have shorter fuses than their British counterparts, but weigh significantly less.' |
May 30, 2019 |
Honor updated: Smuggler Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
May 30, 2019 |
Item updated: CD Player Description: 'This stylish Sony Discman lets you take your background music wherever you go.' to 'This stylish home stereo system was top of the range back in 1994, with its CD player capable of reading even the most scratched up compact discs in your collection.' |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Plain Silver Ring Description: 'A simple silver ring. Can be used to propose with.' to 'A simple silver ring.' |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Sapphire Ring Description: 'A sapphire ring. Can be used to propose with.' to 'A sapphire ring.' |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Gold Ring Description: 'A solid gold ring. Can be used to propose with.' to 'A solid gold ring.' |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Diamond Ring Description: 'An expensive diamond ring. Can be used to propose with.' to 'An expensive diamond ring.' |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Xbox 360 Description: 'Want to play Xbox live?' to 'A games console used for playing games.' |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Donator Pack Sell price: '24700000' to '24500000' |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Brawn Over Brains Description: 'Have you ever worn a tight-fitting vest top only to realise you look like Tom Hanks at the end of Philadelphia? Worry no more, as this helpful collection of workout tips will help to increase your strength and have you lifting heavy things like a big boy in no time. With over 5,000 revolutionary exercises, including "Deaf Guy Deadlifts", "Paralyser Pushups" and "Soil Yourself Squats", you'll become the man or manly-looking woman you always wanted to be. |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Time Is In The Mind Description: 'Time is a metaphysical concept whose values change according to the unique perception of every individual human. A romantic moment with a partner can whizz by in mere moments, whereas listening to the dull stories told by an elderly relative can feel like a lifetime. Using a variety of psychological techniques Time Is In The Mind will help you react faster, enjoy moments longer, and punch people in the face before they even know what hit them. By utilising simple methods such as putting your wristwatch in the freezer, or making every gap between seconds on your wall clock twelve metres long, you will become a veritable master of chronology and come to possess almost superhuman reactive ability. |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Keeping Your Face Handsome Description: 'Tom Cruise. Denzel Washington. Will Smith. What do they all have in common? No, they aren't all black, unless Tom Cruise is currently undergoing a reverse Michael Jackson. The answer of course is that they are all handsome movie stars. And do you know why? Because they never get punched in the face. Keeping Your Face Handsome is the book movie stars don't want you to see. With its unique insights into blocking, ducking and diving, you'll ensure your gorgeous mush continues to look lovely until the end of time. |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : A Job For Your Hands Description: 'Did you know that humans use less than 2% of their hands' potential? What if we could somehow unlock the other 204%? My name is Colette Branlette, and whilst on holiday in Peru I studied the mystical ways of the human phalanges for over three weeks. Our dextrous extremities offer so much more to the world than simply tapping on keyboards and touching ourselves. In my inspiring personal story I recant how I unlocked society's iron grip on my own two mitts, and in turn explored the dormant life-force which lay untapped within my people paws - and all through the power of extreme shadow puppetry.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Working 9 Til 5 Description: 'Dolly Parton is the world's favourite large-breasted country singer, unless you count Tim McGraw. But did you know that aside from being a platinum recording artist Ms Parton is also the brains behind a cutting-edge method of project management? This revolutionary scheme takes inspiration from Parton's 9 to 5 single, and fans of her mantra include Donald Trump, Flava Flav, and Bill Gates - the latter seeing an increase of over 400% in productivity since employing Ms Parton's methods at Microsoft. If you're sick of working 9 to 5, barely gettin' by, with all talkin' and no givin', then this book has the potential to change your life.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Making Friends, Enemies, And Cakes Description: 'In our modern digital world it can be hard to find new friends, and just as hard to find yourself a pure evil nemesis. With everyone too focused on their iPads, Netflix and terror atrocities we all find it hard to break through and make new acquaintances from time to time. But did you know you can make both friends and foes on the bus, simply by sniffing them? Our easy program of 328 simple steps means you'll acquire lifelong pals and mortal enemies with ease, and all in the time it takes for a stranger to say "What are you doing to my hair?" |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : High School For Adults Description: 'Many of us have regrets about our time in high school - how come I never stood up for myself, I wish I had kissed that girl, why didn't I tell the Principal about coach's after school massage lessons? But the thing most people wish they could change is their course of study. You might be stuck in a dead-end graphic design job wishing you'd studied French. Perhaps you toil away as a physicist but your real passion is interpretive dance. Or maybe you're a Physical Education teacher and you wish you'd actually been to school...like even just once. High School For Adults is the antidote to all of your educational errors, and contains a series of useful ideas which will help you retrain your brain for a whole new vocation or industry. |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Milk Yourself Sober Description: 'The healing properties of milk have long been known to mankind, and those first intrepid perverts who dared to suckle on the teat of their bovine brethren unlocked a delicious creamy cave of medicinal wonder. Addiction is a terrible thing, but by replacing each of your daily meals with twelve glasses of milk you'll see those ketamine cravings and hashish hankerings disappear almost as if by magic. A treasure trove of milk stories and milk based recipes can also be found in this, a book described as "dangerously unscientific" by the National Medical Council. |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Fight Like An Asshole Description: 'The greatest fighters and warmongers in history - Sun Tzu, Napoleon, Hitler, Mike Tyson, Judge Judy - what do they all have in common? They were all gigantic ass-hats. It was Muhammed Ali who was once so eloquently quoted as saying "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee". Yet who amongst the animal kingdom is more of a dick than bees? Perhaps hyenas, but that's besides the point. To become a great fighter you must first become a great douchebag. In Fight Like An Asshole you will learn how to unleash your inner shithead, learning all manner of titty twisters, eye-gouges, and shin-kicks to the cock which will leave your enemy in a crumpled heap of tears and shame.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Mind Over Matter Description: 'Mind over matter - a saying we've all heard but what exactly does it mean?
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : No Shame No Pain Description: 'In her 2015 essay on the human nervous system entitled Agony and Anxiety - Whaaaa? Professor Folangé Musketeer-Smith revealed a ground-breaking discovery regarding the human nervous system. After a series of experiments involving children subjected to severe amounts of emotional and physical agony, Professor Musketeer-Smith made the astonishing discovery that people who were embarrassed to a sufficiently high degree become entirely immune to pain. No Shame No Pain expands on the Professor's initial findings with a more detailed examination of the ways you can shame yourself and loved ones into an agony free existence.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Run Like The Wind Description: 'There isn't a man, woman or child alive who hasn't at some point dreamed of winning the 100m Olympic Sprint with a record breaking time of 9.04 seconds. Many of us have of course tried to achieve such feats, only to be told we're "too old", "too slow", "too fat" and "not from Jamaica". But what if you could use your own personal jet-engine to help you run faster than anyone ever has before you? Run Like The Wind contains scientifically proven methods based on the principle of harnessing your own human flatulence in order to increase speed. Once you know the power your air biscuits can provide, we guarantee you'll never waste another one.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Weaseling Out Of Trouble Description: 'When the world's animals are listed in order of danger a few familiar names make up the top five; sharks, hippos, lions, spiders, mosquitos. But each time one notable absentee invalidates such lists, and it shall be to his eternal detriment if mankind continues to ignore the ever-present threat of the Weasel. Weasels are known for their extreme dexterity and cunning, yet their passive nature means they rarely use their powers for evil. Those weasels which do turn against man often manage to weasel out of court cases, leading to far fewer prosecutions than you would expect or hope. The only way humanity can combat any future insurrection by Earth's weasel population is to adopt and utilise their methods. By reading Weaseling Out of Trouble, you might just save your life. |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Get Hard Or Go Home Description: 'Fast cars, leather jackets, a horrible personality; men use all sorts of things to mask the fact that they're packing a flaccid little cocktail weenie down there. But we all know the best way to overcompensate for having genitals which resemble an outty belly button is to hit the gym hard. Super hard. So hard it doesn't even matter if someone finds you sobbing in a heap clutching your junk. It doesn't matter okay? It's what you do with it that counts. LEAVE ME ALONE!!! |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Gym Grunting - Shouting To Success Description: 'World famous documentarian Alan Cucumber documents the athletic regimen of tennis legend Serena Williams in a bid to uncover why her on-court grunting regime has brought her so much success. Following Ms Williams over a single calendar year, Cucumber discovers Serena's specific method of grunting and how it helps her in the gym, on the tennis court, and in the bedroom. Sadly Alan Cucumber's eardrums were shattered by one particular grunt as Ms Williams attempted a 6am bicep curl, but the erstwhile storyteller perseveres and brings you the full, unedited story of his time with the multiple Grand Slam champion, in a book which the UK's Guardian newspaper described as "baffling".
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Self Defense In The Workplace Description: 'An attack on an office can happen at any place, at any time...well obviously that place has to be an office, and it would also have to be open, but you get the point. If a masked intruder was to storm in and murder you at your desk, would you survive? Self Defense In The Workplace teaches you the skills you need to protect yourself in the event of workplace warfare. Find out how dangerous a trapper keeper can be with the right training. Discover how a single sheet of A4 paper can slice a man's throat clean open. And commit to memory the knowledge that someone armed with only six post-it notes, two B3 pencils and a scientific calculator can hold off a horde of over 200 heavily armed troops. |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Speed 3 - The Rejected Script Description: 'Screenwriter and amateur gynaecologist Ricky Buttons finally reveals to the world the full shooting script for the cancelled third entry into the Speed franchise; Speed 3: Piggyback Ride. In this uniquely fascinating manuscript a young father agrees to give his seven year old daughter a piggyback ride, discovering to his horror that he must then travel faster than 40 miles per hour at all times to avoid seeing his little girl detonate before his very eyes. This romantic action comedy romp is both entertaining and inspiring, as we read with bemusement the various methods employed by the desperate dad to keep his legs perpetually in motion.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Limbo Lovers 101 Description: 'The dexterity of one's spine has long been seen as an indication of their sexual prowess, and it is no coincidence that many of the greatest limbo champions were also spectacular in the bedroom. Margaret Headstone-Guff spent six years stalking and bedding some of the greatest pole-avoiders the world has ever seen, and during this time she absorbed many tips and tricks of the trade. Now this knowledge is passed on to you in this, a comprehensive guide to limbering yourself up real good, in a way which hopefully won't leave you paralysed.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime Description: 'For three decades The Hamburglar's cheeky beef-stealing exploits were a mainstay of the McDonald's marketing campaign - until a brush with the law in 2003 put an end to both his career and his freedom. Embittered by a custody feud with his ex-wife, Birdie the Early Bird, The Hamburglar (real name Dennis Blork) was sent down for a 12 year stretch by Mayor McCheese after Officer Big Mac stumbled upon him desecrating the salad supplies at a nearby Burger King. But far from being the punishment intended, prison instead hardened The Hamburglar's criminal ways, giving him a range of crafty cons and terrible torture techniques courtesy of his fellow inmates. Now in this tell-all autobiography, The Hamburglar passes on his unique blend of criminal insight and erotic onion-based anecdotes in this The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : What Are Old Folk Good For Anyway? Description: 'Society has long wondered what to do with the elderly - ignore them, burn them, use them as some kind of hat-stand. Many believe we should just put them in old people jail and leave them to rot, but to do these things would be a waste of the delicious knowledge retained inside the minds of our many wrinkled wanderers. In What Are Old Folk Good For Anyway? we examine how you can feast upon the experience inside old-people brains for your own benefit. From how to unlock a door using slippers through to a range of fascinating techniques for persuading someone to sleep with you out of pity - this book is an anthology of elderly experience no young whippersnapper can do without.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Medical Degree Schmedical Degree Description: 'Ever wonder how doctors know so much about your inside parts? Have you ever stopped to consider the possibility that they are wrong and you are right? We've all watched Grey's Anatomy, it can't be that hard. Hear the story of how I, Kenny Manchego, repeatedly leave hospitals against doctor's recommendations several days early, and how you can too!
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : No More Soap On A Rope Description: 'Humans have tattled on each other since the dawn of time. Many of us remember the first time we told mom it was the kid next door who shat on the porch. Tattling is what makes humans human, so let us rekindle this spirit and apply those tale-telling traits to the Torn legal system. This guide will help you discover how to rat on your fellow criminals so hard the judge can't help but go easy on you. |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Mailing Yourself Abroad Description: 'Ever wonder how mail seems to arrive so much faster at its destination than people do? Ervington Winterbottom did, so he decided to try something out. Over a period of three months he shipped 84 individually boxed kittens to various destinations across the country. On each occasion Winterbottom then attempted to arrive at his parcel's destination before his pussy packages using conventional public transport, and he failed every single time. Despite the unfortunate felines suffocating to death during each journey Ervington knew he had stumbled upon something life-changing, and to this day he saves thousands of pounds and hours every year shipping himself and his family to exotic destinations around the world. Mailing Yourself Abroad is the essential guide to cheap and easy international travel, and within minutes of reading it you'll be taping yourself up for the trip of a lifetime. |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Smuggling For Beginners Description: 'International smuggler Reynauld Le Cul has transported over 8,000 tonnes of illicit items between borders over his lifetime, and now as he approaches retirement he has decided to share this knowledge with the world. By building up from small frozen grapes Le Cul explains how to secrete items within yourself, gradually stretching the body's natural elasticated entrances until you are capable of smuggling a baby grand piano without the use of lubricant. Smuggling For Beginners also covers eluding sniffer dogs, how to ace a cavity search, and how it's possible to walk with twelve coke-filled pineapples inside your body without arousing suspicion.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Stealthy Stealing of Underwear Description: 'If Torn City was more like Tokyo and sold used underwear in vending machines then we wouldn't need a book like this, but it isn't, so we do. I, Miranda Gropenstein, have dedicated my life to stealing all manner of undergarments from people's homes and dumpsters. Filthy men's boxer shorts? You got it. Ladies' thongs. No problem. Crotchless hosiery from the washing basket of a 94 year old blind lady? You better believe it. And guess what, I've never been caught! Let me share with you my stealthy secrets, so you too can become what several newspapers have described as "A filthy-minded wrong-nonce". |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Shawshank Sure Ain't For Me! Description: 'Since the release of The Shawshank Redemption, prison breakouts have become a little cliché. Every warden worth his salt now checks behind posters of cute girls for holes, under toilets for cracks in the floor, and at the end of sewerage pipes for excrement-slathered convicts. The old ways no longer work, so Shawshank Sure Ain't For Me! aims to "breakout" and devise a whole new approach to the traditional prison bust. From seducing the warden and dressing up like a Mexican bandido through to pleading insanity and gradually mailing yourself piece by piece to an alternate destination - this book is the go-to guide for both current convicts and potential lawbreakers alike.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Ignorance Is Bliss Description: 'Happiness is the right of every human being, and the best way to achieve this is to pretend bad things don't happen. There is a reason stupid people always seem so giddy with excitement, and that's because their simple minds have no way of knowing what the hell is going on. We take inspiration from those kids in high school who sat at the back of the class eating paste and bring you some psychological tricks to turn that frown upside down. Has your Grandmother died recently? Burn those treasured family photos. Starving kids in Africa? Smash your TV into bits. People calling you dumb? Just straight up murder them with hammers. Our book is full of handy happiness hints suitable for children and adults alike. And if none of them work, our words are also printed on LSD blotter paper. |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Winking To Win Description: 'There are many books on the art of persuasion, yet they all over-complicate what is essentially a very simple process. Making people give you more of what you want is as easy as two plus two, which if you didn't know equals four. Winking To Win teaches you how a simple wink of the right eye can double your fee in business negotiations instantly, and several winks in a row brings riches you can only dream of. Most people are too afraid to utilise the full power of the wink for fear it may make them resemble a pervert or stroke victim, yet those who truly understand the ways of the semi-blink will testify to its uniquely persuasive nature.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Finders Keepers Description: 'Why is it some people seem to get all the luck? One of your friends finds $50 on the floor, your mother acquires a briefcase full of jewels on the bus, and who hasn't got a best friend who just "happened" to stumble across a spare kidney in Taco Bell? I don't think this is luck at all. My name is D'aniel Bonkonovitch and in Finders Keepers I'll teach you how to make your own good fortune in this world of ours by simply re-classifying burglary, grand theft auto and pickpocketing as "aggressively opportunistic scavenging". |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Hot Turkey Description: 'Addiction is a cruel mistress and has blighted many people, but all of these tragically wasted lives could have been saved using one simple trick - denial. Both Alcoholics and Narcotics Anonymous claim the realisation of addiction is the first step towards recovery, but by delaying this crucial first step and recategorizing yourself as being "on the road to being on the road to recovery", you can enjoy one last month-long blowout before going cold turkey. In Hot Turkey we pose the questions drunk people are too wasted to ask. For example, giving in to your vice is often called "Falling off the Wagon", but how do we know the wagon is going in the right direction? Who is driving the wagon? Are there snacks on board? Maybe being on the wagon isn't all that great after all?
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Higher Daddy, Higher! Description: 'The noble art of pushing children on swings has long been suggested as a potential solution to the world's energy crisis. For reasons as yet unknown, the mysterious power of a child screaming "Higher Daddy, Higher!" seems to generate an unlimited amount of energy from untapped reserves located deep within the human body. Higher Daddy, Higher examines this elusive source of raw brute force and seeks to apply its principles to everyday urban living.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : The Real Dutch Courage Description: 'During the Anglo-Dutch war of 1665-1667 the English sailors often remarked upon how brave their clog-wearing foes were in the heat of battle. The Dutch seemed to have complete disregard for their own safety, as was evident by their exclusive use of bicycles in a war fought entirely at sea. One man remarked that the Dutch must've been drunk, and it is from this incident the term "Dutch Courage" originates. Taking a drink before a stressful situation in order to stiffen one's resolve has long been referred to by this term, but The Real Dutch Courage seeks to obliterate this myth and reveal the true source of the Dutch sailors' bravery - the humble wasp. Each Dutchman took to battle a tiny wooden windmill filled with wasps affixed to their inner thigh as a method of encouragement, and the story of how this tradition came to pass truly is a tale for the ages.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Because I'm Happy - The Pharrell Story Description: 'The popular musician and producer Pharrell Williams has long suffered from a debilitating mental condition which causes him to smile at all times, regardless as to whether the situation calls for it. The "Happy" hitmaker is often seen grinning at road traffic accidents, laughing at unfortunate medical diagnoses, and seeming positively ecstatic when informed of the death of a close family friend. This condition was caused by a blow to the head suffered when a 6 year old Pharrell was hit by an ice cream truck whilst walking his dog. However, when the young RnB sensation awoke to find his canine companion had passed away after gorging itself on chocolate snow-cones spilled during the accident, he found the news so funny he became unable to shed tears ever again. This inspiring unauthorised biography of Pharrell Williams is a must read for anyone who needs something to stare at while taking a dump.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : No More Sick Days Description: 'Traditional medicine has long been established as the one and only method of healing the sick, but did Jesus have access to aspirin and cough syrup when he cured the lepers? Historians say no, so how could he possibly achieve both this and the growth of such a long, lustrous beard? At the Medicinal Institute for Non-Derivative Life Extending Support Systems we work with homeopaths, psychics, spiritual healers and other non-qualified individuals to create alternative medical products for the gullible folk of the 21st Century. Did we say gullible? We meant smart. Smart educated people who clearly know more than those idiots with their "medical qualifications", "years of training" and their "reasonable logic".
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Duke - My Story Description: 'How you doin? I'm The Duke, and this is my story what I gone and wrote myself. Now if you wanna learn how to be a big-time honcho head like me you better sit down and read this, but don't go reading it on the john cause I don't wanna see that business! My book is full of stories about how people double crossed over me and I whacked em real hard, but they ain't put no pictures in like I said because they say Oprah won't read it if I do. If you wanna hear about how I grew up on the streets alone, how I became the biggest shark in a small duck pond of fish, and why I'm even more dangerous than those Balsamic State nutjobs over in the Middle Earth...then you better buy this book yeah? Good. I knew you'd agree. |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Self Control Is For Losers Description: 'How many beers do you think it's safe to drink in an hour? Four? Twelve? Forty twelve? What about cigars, cream cakes and breakfast burritos? Surely there's a limit right? Everything in moderation? Not if you're smart about it there isn't. My name is Hermando Ravioli, and my breakfast consists of deep-fried lard balls accompanied by a Champagne and human blood smoothie. But how can I eat this and still weigh only six stone? By tricking my body like a sucker that's how. Each morning I use visualisation techniques to convince my brain I've just completed a marathon, thereby increasing my metabolism and allowing me to fill my face with ever more crap. With Self Control is For Losers you too will learn my gluttonous secrets, and before long you'll be on your way to a well-earned heart attack.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Going Back For More Description: 'When the ordinary public uses non-prescription medication for headaches, stomach pain or genital warts they often pay close attention to the recommended dosage. If the packet says take two every 24 hours, you take two every 24 hours - unless you are attempting to kill yourself. But did you know that you can take two times, three times, or even twelve times the recommended dose of any medication and only suffer minor internal bleeding and blindness? Going Back For More lifts the lid on the "recommended dosage" conspiracy and gives you the inside track on exactly how much morphine, neumune and painkilling medication you can take before you realise "I may have gone too far". |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Get Drunk And Lose Dignity Description: 'Hollywood is littered with tales of tinseltown stars losing their minds in a haze of drunken debauchery, with Marlon Brando, Alec Guinness, Colin Farrell and Betty White all falling foul of the demon drink at one point or another. But one woman outstrips them all - Lindsay Lohan. The enchanting tale of the silver screen's hepatitis typhoon is brought to life in this exquisite anthology of crayon drawings and doodles. If you've always wanted to puke like a Hollywood starlet then this story will both inspire and disgust you, as you are taken on a veritable rollercoaster of booze, bitching, and blowjobs behind dumpsters.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Fuelling Your Way To Failure Description: 'In 1995 on a quiet walk through a forgettable city centre I met a man who would change my life. My name is Letitia Solid-Loaf and for years I had suffered with fatigue of both the mind and brain, until I bumped into a homeless man drinking petrol behind a KFC. He went by the name of Toxic Terry, and with his deep blue eyes and unruly mop of shaggy blonde hair he persuaded me to take a taste of his "cocktail" - which I later discovered was a simple energy drink mixed with petroleum. For the first time in my life I felt alive, and since this revelation I haven't gone more than three hours without combining an energy drink with harmful industrial propellants. Despite losing all of my hair, teeth, gums and dignity I do not regret a thing, and in Fuelling Your Way To Failure I offer up some of my favourite refuelling recipes for you to try at home, at school, or in a heavily soiled alleyway. |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Yes Please Diabetes Description: 'If the tale of the Hungry Hungry Caterpillar tells us anything, it's that the morbidly obese eventually turn into a beautiful butterfly. Wouldn't you like to be that beautiful butterfly? Of course you would. This step by step guide will teach you the skills you need to become happier than ever as you consume nothing but candy and become a complete shut in within the comfort of your own home. |
May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Ugly Energy Description: 'If there's one thing ugly people are known for it's their enthusiasm - because when you have a face that looks like you've fallen out of the ugly tree, been dragged through the whole hideous forest, chopped down by a grotesque lumber corporation and fashioned into the most vomit-inducing coffee table the world has ever seen...you've got to make a bit of an effort. In Ugly Energy we help you feel more energetic by teaching you how to disfigure your own face using nothing but a screwdriver, two tubs of mayonnaise and an industrial belt sander. And once you've messed up those stunning looks of yours, you'll begin to massively overcompensate and release the true power locked behind that one gorgeous mush.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Memories And Mammaries Description: 'Some people are blessed with a photographic memory, others possess a naturally advanced brain capacity - but what about the rest of us? During her teenage years, mathematician and convicted felon Jennifer Yellow-Hat noticed that her friends had an astounding ability to recall her words whenever she wore a bulky sweater. Conversely, on days where her cleavage was on display, her associates' efforts to memorise facts and figures failed repeatedly. Her conclusion that the presence of breasts reduces the human mind's capacity for memory helped one Harvard student to a 100% grade on his advanced physics paper, and in Memories and Mammaries Ms Yellow-Hat explains how you too can improve information retention with three simple boob banishing techniques.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Brown-nosing The Boss Description: 'The term "brown-nosing" refers to the behavior of an employee attempting to curry favor with their superior or superiors. It was first coined by the Roman Emperor Tiberius, whose appointed counsel frequently cleansed their leader's unvarnished penny as an act of worship and servitude. Obviously such techniques are inappropriate today, but what modern equivalents can an employee use to increase their workplace reputation? With step-by-step guides to everything from incisive compliments through to impromptu massage at the urinals, Brown-nosing The Boss is the most important career-progression tool you will ever need.
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May 29, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Running Away From Trouble Description: 'Some of Torn's most respected cowards draw upon a lifetime's experience of running from scary shit to offer an eye-opening glimpse into the world of the namby pamby wuss. In this guide you'll find strategies and stories, none of which are heroic, which you can use to inspire yourself to run screaming like a little girl at the next sign of trouble.
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May 29, 2019 |
Honor updated: Smuggler Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare' |
May 29, 2019 |
Honor updated: Boss Fight Description: 'Participate in the defeat of Duke' to 'Participate in the defeat of Duke or Leslie' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Rosary Beads Description: 'If your god or gods still won't answer your prayers then these deity-tempting Rosary Beads are sure to get their attention. Made from the most sacred blend of polyurethane on the market, holding these in the palm of your hand will increase the effects of praying in the Church by 10%.' to 'If your god or gods still won't answer your prayers then these deity-tempting Rosary Beads are sure to get their attention. Made from the most sacred blend of polyurethane on the market, holding these in the palm of your hand will increase the effects of praying in the Church.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Bronze Microphone Description: '' to 'Nobody remembers those who came in third place in any event ever, not even their families and friends. But this bronze microphone trophy will change that, given as it is to those who were deemed not good enough for second place in a Torn singing competition.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Silver Microphone Description: '' to 'If you're second in the Olympic 100 metres this is often a temporary scenario, as you'll likely be bumped up to first ten years later when a random drug test eliminates the victor. We can't promise that will happen with Torn's singing competitions though, so you'll have to make do with this silver microphone trophy instead.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Gold Microphone Description: '' to 'This ownership of this golden microphone trophy indicates that you have achieved one of two things; either you won a Torn singing competition due to your fantastic musical abilities, or you bought the trophy off the item market to pretend you've achieved something.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Wind Proof Lighter Description: 'With a lifetime guarantee, this windproof lighter is a must have for the outdoor type. It features our patented flint-wheel ignition and extra thick side walls to take those hard knocks. This lighter is also refillable with butane gas and gives off a beautiful blue flame. Improves success rate for the Arson crime.' to 'With a lifetime guarantee, this windproof lighter is a must have for the outdoor type. It features our patented flint-wheel ignition and extra thick side walls to take those hard knocks. This lighter is also refillable with butane gas and gives off a beautiful blue flame.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Pair of Glasses Description: 'A pair of high quality designer spectacles. Soft adjustable nose pads and plastic arm tips help to create a comfortable fit. These frames also make very cool sunglasses for men and women. Improves success rate for the Search for cash crime.' to 'A pair of high quality designer spectacles. Soft adjustable nose pads and plastic arm tips help to create a comfortable fit. These frames also make very cool sunglasses for men and women.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: High-Speed Drive Description: 'This state-of-the-art CD drive can burn CDs faster than any other device on the market. Perfect for creating large volumes of high quality backups. Improves success rate for the Sell copied media crime.' to 'This state-of-the-art CD drive can burn CDs faster than any other device on the market. Perfect for creating large volumes of high quality backups.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Mountain Bike Description: 'The Mountain Bike is a high spec bicycle created for off-road cycling. This high-performance bike has an aluminium dual suspension frame, alloy linear pull brakes and 24 speed gears. Perfect for quick shopping runs in the city. Improves success rate for the Shoplift crime.' to 'The Mountain Bike is a high spec bicycle created for off-road cycling. This high-performance bike has an aluminium dual suspension frame, alloy linear pull brakes and 24 speed gears. Perfect for quick shopping runs in the city.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Cut-Throat Razor Description: 'The Cut-Throat Razor is a razor with a blade that can fold into its handle. Once widely used, it has since been replaced by modern safety razors. However it is still a popular tool with pickpockets who use it to open victim's pockets and cut bag straps unnoticed. Improves success rate for the Pickpocket crime.' to 'The Cut-Throat Razor is a razor with a blade that can fold into its handle. Once widely used, it has since been replaced by modern safety razors. However it is still a popular tool with pickpockets who use it to open victim's pockets and cut bag straps unnoticed.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Slim Crowbar Description: 'The Slim Crowbar is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort. Improves success rate for the Larceny crime.' to 'The Slim Crowbar is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Balaclava Description: 'The Ski Mask is a warm hat that covers the whole head. It has two eye holes for improved vision and a convenient mouth hole for barking orders at bank and convenience store staff. Improves success rate for the Armed Robbery crime.' to 'The Ski Mask is a warm hat that covers the whole head. It has two eye holes for improved vision and a convenient mouth hole for barking orders at bank and convenience store staff.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Advanced Driving Tactics Manual Description: 'The Advanced Driving Tactics Book is a special manual used in training the FBI, MI5 and other government security departments. It details tried and tested methods for evading pursuers on public roads. This book is not available to the public. Improves success rate for the Transport drugs crime.' to 'The Advanced Driving Tactics Book is a special manual used in training the FBI, MI5 and other government security departments. It details tried and tested methods for evading pursuers on public roads. This book is not available to the public.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Ergonomic Keyboard Description: 'This healthier alternative for standard keyboards greatly increases typing speed and lets you work for longer, more comfortably. It has been expertly crafted to allow you to work in a more natural position. Improves success rate for the Plant a computer virus crime.' to 'This healthier alternative for standard keyboards greatly increases typing speed and lets you work for longer, more comfortably. It has been expertly crafted to allow you to work in a more natural position.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Tracking Device Description: 'The Tracking Device is a kit that comprises a discreet, magnetic tracker and handheld GPS mapping system. It can track anyone or anything anywhere in the world to within 1 meter. Improves success rate for the Assassination crime.' to 'The Tracking Device is a kit that comprises a discreet, magnetic tracker and handheld GPS mapping system. It can track anyone or anything anywhere in the world to within 1 meter.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Screwdriver Description: 'A strong flat-head screwdriver. With corrosion resistant, high grade chrome plated steel bars, the chance of tip breakage while shoving it in to a car ignition is extremely low. Improves success rate for the Grand Theft Auto crime.' to 'A strong flat-head screwdriver. With corrosion resistant, high grade chrome plated steel bars, the chance of tip breakage while shoving it in to a car ignition is extremely low.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Fanny Pack Description: 'Problem solved! The bum bag is both comfortable and very fashionable to wear, while also keeping your personal belongings 100% secure as they are kept as close to you as possible. Perfect for storing and retrieving things on the fly! Improves success rate for the Pawn Shop crime.' to 'Problem solved! The bum bag is both comfortable and very fashionable to wear, while also keeping your personal belongings 100% secure as they are kept as close to you as possible. Perfect for storing and retrieving things on the fly!' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Tumble Dryer Description: 'A condenser tumble dryer with a 10 kg capacity load. Use to dry clothes, or to make money, casino chips and credit cards look old and used - more realistic! Improves success rate for the Counterfeiting crime.' to 'A condenser tumble dryer with a 10 kg capacity load. Use to dry clothes, or to make money, casino chips and credit cards look old and used - more realistic!' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Chloroform Description: 'Made by creating a chain reaction involving highly reactive chemicals, this strong smelling substance is sure to keep your kidnap victims quiet while you negotiate ransoms. Improves success rate for the Kidnapping crime.' to 'Made by creating a chain reaction involving highly reactive chemicals, this strong smelling substance is sure to keep your kidnap victims quiet while you negotiate ransoms.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Heavy Duty Padlock Description: 'This weatherproof high security padlock is great for securing the back of big rigs to prevent the cargo from being stolen, the cops won't even bother with it if they stop you! Improves success rate for the Arms Trafficking crime.' to 'This weatherproof high security padlock is great for securing the back of big rigs to prevent the cargo from being stolen, the cops won't even bother with it if they stop you!' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Duct Tape Description: 'Bonds on rough and uneven surfaces with a strong bite, is 100% waterproof, has strong re-inforced backing, a rugged all-weather shell, double-thick adhesive and is perfect for sticking explosive material to pillars, surfaces or walls. Improves success rate for the Bombing crime.' to 'Bonds on rough and uneven surfaces with a strong bite, is 100% waterproof, has strong re-inforced backing, a rugged all-weather shell, double-thick adhesive and is perfect for sticking explosive material to pillars, surfaces or walls.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Wireless Dongle Description: 'Access the internet nearly anywhere! A very useful tool for getting close to unsecure networks and bank mainframes. Improves success rate for the Hacking crime.' to 'Access the internet nearly anywhere! A very useful tool for getting close to unsecure networks and bank mainframes.' |
May 28, 2019 |
Honor added: Smuggler Description: Import 1,000 items from abroad |
May 28, 2019 |
Honor updated: Dividend Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
May 25, 2019 |
Honor updated: Mastermind Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Baseball Cap Description: '' to 'Wear it forwards to keep your head cool, wear it backwards to be even cooler. ' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Bermudas Description: '' to 'Some say these are named 'bermudas' because it's so easy to get lost in 'em. ' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Blouse Description: '' to 'A lovely, flattering garment for warmer days.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Boob Tube Description: '' to 'The best choice of clothing, if you want to spend all day hoisting something up.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Bush Hat Description: '' to 'It's said the mere presence of this hat makes crocs flee on sight.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Camisole Description: '' to 'This versatile undershirt can be worn on its own to add some flirty flavor.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Capri Pants Description: '' to 'Having a great shin day? Show them off with these pants.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Cardigan Description: '' to 'For days that are neither hot nor cold, or when you don't want people to look at your butt.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Cork Hat Description: '' to 'If you turn your head really fast, maybe you'll make some awesome music! Warning: this injures the eyes.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Crop Top Description: '' to 'For whatever reason, you might decide that everyone needs to intimately get to know your gut. Wear this.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Fisherman Hat Description: '' to 'This item gives +1 to Fishing skill but -1 to Seduction.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Gym Shorts Description: '' to 'You don't just have to wear these to the gym, you can wear them anywhere you want! Isn't that cool?' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Halterneck Description: '' to 'What, you're too good for sleeves?' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Raincoat Description: '' to 'Contrary to popular belief, this coat was invented to protect from rain, not create it. ' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Pantyhose Description: '' to 'Wear this on your face for a stylish accessory to your robbery.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Pencil Skirt Description: '' to 'Is it a pencil? Is it a skirt? It's actually neither. (Except it's a skirt.)' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Peplum Top Description: '' to 'This shirt was designed as a dress for people who still wanted to wear pants. ' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Polo Shirt Description: '' to 'This casual sports shirt is sure to make people think you're a pretty cool guy.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Poncho Description: '' to 'This stylish must-have is the perfect combination of airy and warm.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Puffer Vest Description: '' to 'This handsome and authoritative vest is said to get people to respect your opinions 33% more. It also keeps your torso super warm!' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Mackintosh Description: '' to 'Legally, you are still supposed to wear clothes underneath this. But this is Torn, so you do you.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Shorts Description: '' to 'Like pants, but less.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Skirt Description: '' to 'It's like a lampshade for people.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Turtleneck Description: '' to 'This garment provides a handy built-in escape from awkward conversations.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Yoga Pants Description: '' to 'Wear these if you want to do yoga, or if you want to remind people that you have a butt.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Chest Harness Description: '' to 'If you can ever figure out how to get this thing on, you'll be the belle of the leather fetish ball.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Choker Description: '' to 'Despite its name, this flattering neck accessory is surprisingly comfortable.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Fishnet Stockings Description: '' to 'Aside from the occasional fish caught in them, this steamy alternative to pantyhose remains a fan favourite.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Knee-high Boots Description: '' to 'If you were to wear these and enter a 'highest boots' competition, you would only lose out to thigh-highs.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Lingerie Description: '' to 'It's really just a fancy word for underoos.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Mankini Description: '' to 'Wear a mankini, but make sure you manscape first. Don't make me mansplain it to you.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Mini Skirt Description: '' to 'The regular skirt's shorter, flirtier, smaller cousin.' |
May 24, 2019 |
Item updated: Nipple Tassels Description: '' to 'Jump up and down so they go around and around and around and around!' |
May 22, 2019 |
Honor updated: Arrowshot Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
May 21, 2019 |
Honor added: Arrowshot Description: Gain 1,000,000,000 speed |
May 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Modded Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
May 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Survivalist Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
May 16, 2019 |
Honor updated: The Fields Of Opium Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
May 15, 2019 |
Honor updated: Modded Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
May 14, 2019 |
Item updated: Donator Pack Sell price: '25200000' to '24700000' |
May 14, 2019 |
Item added: Bowler Hat Description: |
May 14, 2019 |
Item added: Fitted Shirt Description: |
May 14, 2019 |
Item added: Bow Tie Description: |
May 14, 2019 |
Item added: Neck Tie Description: |
May 14, 2019 |
Item added: Waistcoat Description: |
May 14, 2019 |
Item added: Blazer Description: |
May 14, 2019 |
Item added: Suit Trousers Description: |
May 14, 2019 |
Item added: Dress Shoes Description: |
May 14, 2019 |
Item added: Smoking Jacket Description: |
May 14, 2019 |
Item added: Monocle Description: |
May 14, 2019 |
Item added: Bronze Microphone Description: |
May 14, 2019 |
Item added: Silver Microphone Description: |
May 14, 2019 |
Item added: Gold Microphone Description: |
May 14, 2019 |
Honor updated: The Fields Of Opium Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
May 14, 2019 |
Honor added: Modded Description: Equip two high-tier mods to a weapon |
May 13, 2019 |
Honor updated: Poker King Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
May 12, 2019 |
Honor updated: Loan Shark Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
May 12, 2019 |
Honor updated: The Fields Of Opium Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
May 12, 2019 |
Honor updated: Pious Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
May 11, 2019 |
Honor updated: The Fields Of Opium Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
May 10, 2019 |
Honor updated: The Fields Of Opium Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
May 9, 2019 |
Honor updated: Maradona Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
May 9, 2019 |
Honor updated: Saintly Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
May 8, 2019 |
Honor updated: Saintly Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
May 8, 2019 |
Honor updated: Well Built Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
May 7, 2019 |
Honor added: Saintly Description: Donate a total of $1,000,000 to the church |
May 7, 2019 |
Honor added: Well Built Description: Gain 1,000,000,000 strength |
May 6, 2019 |
Honor updated: Boss Fight Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
May 3, 2019 |
Honor updated: Foot Soldier Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
May 2, 2019 |
Item updated: Mountain Bike Description: 'The Mountain Bike is a high spec bicycle created for off-road cycling. This high-performance bike has an aluminium dual suspension frame, alloy linear pull breaks and 24 speed gears. Perfect for quick shopping runs in the city. Improves success rate for the Shoplift crime.' to 'The Mountain Bike is a high spec bicycle created for off-road cycling. This high-performance bike has an aluminium dual suspension frame, alloy linear pull brakes and 24 speed gears. Perfect for quick shopping runs in the city. Improves success rate for the Shoplift crime.' |
May 2, 2019 |
Honor updated: Pressure Point Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
April 28, 2019 |
Honor updated: Chainer 3 Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
April 27, 2019 |
Honor updated: Supernova Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
April 26, 2019 |
Honor updated: Acute Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
April 26, 2019 |
Honor updated: Serenity Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
April 26, 2019 |
Honor updated: Champion Description: '' to 'Win a community event' |
April 25, 2019 |
Honor updated: Boss Fight Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
April 24, 2019 |
Honor updated: Massacre Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
April 23, 2019 |
Honor updated: Boss Fight Description: 'Assist in the defeat of an NPC' to 'Participate in the defeat of Duke' |
April 23, 2019 |
Honor added: Boss Fight Description: Assist in the defeat of an NPC |
April 22, 2019 |
Honor updated: Task Master Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
April 16, 2019 |
Honor added: Honored Description: Achieve 500 total awards |
April 10, 2019 |
Honor updated: Year Of The Dragon Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
April 10, 2019 |
Honor updated: Foot Soldier Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
April 9, 2019 |
Honor updated: 50 Cal Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
April 9, 2019 |
Honor added: Foot Soldier Description: Beat 10 unique opponents in Russian Roulette |
April 6, 2019 |
Honor updated: Turbocharged Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
April 5, 2019 |
Honor updated: Foul Play Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
April 4, 2019 |
Honor updated: Three's a Crowd Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
April 4, 2019 |
Honor updated: Stinker Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
April 3, 2019 |
Honor updated: Wise Guy Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Common' |
April 3, 2019 |
Honor updated: Wipeout Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
April 2, 2019 |
Honor updated: Frequent Flyer Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
April 2, 2019 |
Honor added: Wise Guy Description: Complete 50 education courses |
March 30, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Time Is In The Mind Description: 'Time is a metaphysical concept whose values change according to the unique perception of every individual human. A romantic moment with a partner can whizz by in mere moments, whereas listening to the dull stories told by an elderly relative can feel like a lifetime. Using a variety of psychological techniques Time Is In The Mind will help you react faster, enjoy moments longer, and punch people in the face before they even know what hit them. By utilising simple methods such as putting your wristwatch in the freezer, or making every gap between seconds on your wall clock twelve metres long, you will become a veritable master of chronology and come to possess almost superhuman reactive ability. |
March 30, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : Keeping Your Face Handsome Description: 'Tom Cruise. Denzel Washington. Will Smith. What do they all have in common? No, they aren't all black, unless Tom Cruise is currently undergoing a reverse Michael Jackson. The answer of course is that they are all handsome movie stars. And do you know why? Because they never get punched in the face. Keeping Your Face Handsome is the book movie stars don't want you to see. With its unique insights into blocking, ducking and diving, you'll ensure your gorgeous mush continues to look lovely until the end of time. |
March 30, 2019 |
Item updated: Book : A Job For Your Hands Description: 'Did you know that humans use less than 2% of their hands' potential? What if we could somehow unlock the other 204%? My name is Colette Branlette, and whilst on holiday in Peru I studied the mystical ways of the human phalanges for over three weeks. Our dextrous extremities offer so much more to the world than simply tapping on keyboards and touching ourselves. In my inspiring personal story I recant how I unlocked society's iron grip on my own two mitts, and in turn explored the dormant life-force which lay untapped within my people paws - and all through the power of extreme shadow puppetry.
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March 28, 2019 |
Honor updated: Mule Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
March 27, 2019 |
Honor updated: Stinker Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
March 27, 2019 |
Honor updated: Wipeout Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
March 27, 2019 |
Honor updated: Foul Play Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
March 26, 2019 |
Honor added: Stinker Description: Successfully prank someone with Stink Bombs |
March 26, 2019 |
Honor added: Wipeout Description: Successfully prank someone with Toilet Paper |
March 26, 2019 |
Honor added: Foul Play Description: Successfully prank someone with Dog Poop |
March 25, 2019 |
Honor updated: Chainer 4 Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
March 21, 2019 |
Item updated: High-Speed Drive Name: 'High-Speed DVD Drive' to 'High-Speed Drive' |
March 21, 2019 |
Honor updated: Mule Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
March 20, 2019 |
Honor updated: Mule Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare' |
March 19, 2019 |
Honor added: Mule Description: Import 100 items from abroad |
March 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Carnage Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
March 13, 2019 |
Honor updated: Task Master Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
March 12, 2019 |
Honor added: Task Master Description: Earn 10,000 mission credits |
March 11, 2019 |
Honor updated: Pumped Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
March 7, 2019 |
Honor updated: Pious Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
March 6, 2019 |
Honor updated: Double Dragon Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
March 6, 2019 |
Honor updated: Jacked Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare' |
March 5, 2019 |
Honor added: Jacked Description: Attain 1,000,000,000 total stats |
March 4, 2019 |
Item updated: Bugatti Veyron Sell price: '0' to '1800000' |
March 3, 2019 |
Honor updated: Energetic Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
March 1, 2019 |
Honor updated: Decorated Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
February 28, 2019 |
Item updated: Donator Pack Sell price: '25700000' to '25200000' |
February 27, 2019 |
Honor updated: Pious Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare' |
February 26, 2019 |
Item added: Chest Harness Description: |
February 26, 2019 |
Item added: Choker Description: |
February 26, 2019 |
Item added: Fishnet Stockings Description: |
February 26, 2019 |
Item added: Knee-high Boots Description: |
February 26, 2019 |
Item added: Lingerie Description: |
February 26, 2019 |
Item added: Mankini Description: |
February 26, 2019 |
Item added: Mini Skirt Description: |
February 26, 2019 |
Item added: Nipple Tassels Description: |
February 26, 2019 |
Honor added: Pious Description: Donate a total of $100,000 to the church |
February 22, 2019 |
Honor updated: Decorated Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
February 20, 2019 |
Honor updated: Decorated Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare' |
February 19, 2019 |
Honor added: Decorated Description: Achieve 100 total awards |
February 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Reinforced Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
February 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Lightspeed Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
February 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Alpinist Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
February 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Bulletproof Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
February 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Powerhouse Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
February 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Healthy Rarity: 'Common' to 'Very Common' |
February 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Athletic Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
February 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Conditioned Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
February 18, 2019 |
Honor updated: Fit Rarity: 'Common' to 'Very Common' |
February 16, 2019 |
Honor updated: Vampire Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
February 14, 2019 |
Item added: Pack of Blank CDs : 250 Description: Writable CDs for recording music or saving data. |
February 14, 2019 |
Item added: Pack of Blank CDs : 50 Description: Writable CDs for recording music or saving data. |
February 14, 2019 |
Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 100 Name: 'Pack of Blank CDs' to 'Pack of Blank CDs : 100' |
February 14, 2019 |
Honor updated: Pumped Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
February 13, 2019 |
Honor updated: Pumped Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare' |
February 12, 2019 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Black Type: 'Collectible' to 'Other' |
February 12, 2019 |
Honor added: Pumped Description: Attain 100,000,000 total stats |
February 12, 2019 |
Honor updated: Toned Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common' |
February 11, 2019 |
Honor updated: Forgiven Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
February 6, 2019 |
Item updated: Tyrosine Description: 'Tyrosine acts as a mental alertness booster by synthesising itself into dopamine; a compound which improves the transport of messages between nerve cells and neurons. Tests on animals have been shown that Tyrosine can make the animal less moody and far more alert. When used in combat, this booster will provide a massive bonus to dexterity.' to 'Tyrosine acts as a mental alertness booster by synthesising itself into dopamine; a compound which improves the transport of messages between nerve cells and neurons. Tests on animals show that Tyrosine can have an effect on mood and alertness. When used in combat, this booster will provide a massive bonus to dexterity.' |
February 6, 2019 |
Honor updated: Globetrotter Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
February 5, 2019 |
Honor added: Globetrotter Description: Spend 365 days in the air |
February 4, 2019 |
Item updated: Donator Pack Sell price: '26300000' to '25700000' |
February 4, 2019 |
Honor updated: Ecstatic Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
February 3, 2019 |
Honor updated: Mighty Roar Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
February 1, 2019 |
Item updated: Empty Box Description: 'An empty box. Items can be placed in to this box turning it in to a parcel. It can then be sent to other people.' to 'An empty box. Items can be placed in to this box turning it into a parcel. It can then be sent to other people.' |
February 1, 2019 |
Item updated: Birthday Wrapping Paper Description: 'A roll of expensive birthday wrapping paper. Can be used on a parcel to turn it in to a birthday present.' to 'A roll of expensive birthday wrapping paper. Can be used on a parcel to turn it into a birthday present.' |
February 1, 2019 |
Item updated: Generic Wrapping Paper Description: 'A roll of standard wrapping paper. Can be used on a parcel to turn it in to a present.' to 'A roll of standard wrapping paper. Can be used on a parcel to turn it into a present.' |
January 31, 2019 |
Honor updated: Twenty-One Description: 'Win a Natural, Five card Charlie, Double down and Insurance on Blackjack' to 'Win a Natural, Six card Charlie, Double down and Insurance on Blackjack' |
January 31, 2019 |
Honor updated: Alpinist Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare' |
January 31, 2019 |
Honor updated: Mercenary Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
January 23, 2019 |
Honor updated: Motorhead Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
January 23, 2019 |
Honor updated: Clever Dick Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Common' |
January 22, 2019 |
Honor added: Clever Dick Description: Complete 25 education courses |
January 20, 2019 |
Honor updated: Lean Rarity: 'Common' to 'Very Common' |
January 16, 2019 |
Honor updated: Mercenary Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare' |
January 16, 2019 |
Honor updated: Orange Camo Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
January 15, 2019 |
Honor added: Mercenary Description: Complete 1,000 contracts |
January 14, 2019 |
Item added: Bronze Racing Trophy Description: This Bronze Racing Trophy is awarded to those who finish third in racing events. Finishing third is probably worse than finishing fourth, as not only did you not win, but you've been recognised for your failure to achieve even a runner-up spot. |
January 14, 2019 |
Item added: Silver Racing Trophy Description: This Silver Racing Trophy is awarded to those who finish second in racing events. Having been so close to victory, this trophy is here to remind you of the glory you failed to achieve. May its presence forever haunt you. |
January 14, 2019 |
Item added: Gold Racing Trophy Description: This Gold Racing Trophy is awarded to the winner of a Torn racing event. Ownership of this item marks you out as a true champion - unless you bought it, in which case you are quite possibly the biggest loser of all. |
January 14, 2019 |
Honor updated: Stumped Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
January 12, 2019 |
Honor updated: Bar Breaker Description: 'Make 1,000 busts' to 'Bust 1,000 people from the Torn City jail' |
January 12, 2019 |
Honor updated: Aiding And Abetting Description: 'Make 2,500 busts' to 'Bust 2,500 people from the Torn City jail' |
January 12, 2019 |
Honor updated: Don't Drop It Description: 'Make 10,000 busts' to 'Bust 10,000 people from the Torn City jail' |
January 9, 2019 |
Honor updated: Conditioned Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Limited' |
January 8, 2019 |
Honor added: Conditioned Description: Attain 10,000,000 total stats |
January 5, 2019 |
Honor updated: Double Dragon Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
January 3, 2019 |
Item updated: Undefined Name: 'Travel Socks' to 'Undefined' |
January 3, 2019 |
Item updated: Raincoat Name: 'Mackintosh' to 'Raincoat' |
January 3, 2019 |
Item updated: Mackintosh Name: 'Raincoat' to 'Mackintosh' |
January 3, 2019 |
Item updated: Travel Socks Description: '' to 'Keep your toes as warm and snuggly as your favourite handgun with these cozy travel socks.' |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Baseball Cap Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Bermudas Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Blouse Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Boob Tube Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Bush Hat Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Camisole Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Capri Pants Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Cardigan Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Cork Hat Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Crop Top Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Fisherman Hat Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Gym Shorts Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Halterneck Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Mackintosh Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Pantyhose Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Pencil Skirt Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Peplum Top Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Polo Shirt Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Poncho Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Puffer Vest Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Raincoat Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Shorts Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Skirt Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Travel Socks Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Turtleneck Description: |
January 2, 2019 |
Item added: Yoga Pants Description: |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Pixie Sticks Description: 'Small plastic tubes filled with flavoured sugar. Available in orange, raspberry, grape and strawberry. Provides a large happiness increase when eaten.' to 'Small plastic tubes filled with flavoured sugar. Available in orange, raspberry, grape and strawberry. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bottle of Beer Description: 'Just the thing for when you're looking to kick back after a hard day in the City. Provides a small nerve increase when drank.' to 'Just the thing for when you're looking to kick back after a hard day in the City. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bottle of Champagne Description: 'Celebrate an occasion or show your special someone just how much you care with this bottle of champagne. Imported from France. Provides a small nerve increase when drank.' to 'Celebrate an occasion or show your special someone just how much you care with this bottle of champagne. Imported from France. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Box of Sweet Hearts Description: 'Fun filled heart shaped candies with messages for your loved ones. Provides a small happiness increase when eaten.' to 'Fun filled heart shaped candies with messages for your loved ones. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bag of Chocolate Kisses Description: 'Sweet candy kiss for the one you love. Provides a small happiness increase when eaten.' to 'Sweet candy kiss for the one you love. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bottle of Saké Description: 'This is an alcoholic beverage much like wine, made from rice and drunk by Japanese for centuries. Sake is drunk before and after many Japanese events. Provides a small nerve increase when drank.' to 'This is an alcoholic beverage much like wine, made from rice and drunk by Japanese for centuries. Sake is drunk before and after many Japanese events. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Lollipop Description: 'Tasty fruity candy lolly for lovers, friends, whiny noobs and spoilt brats alike to enjoy! Available in strawberry, blueberry, banana and chocolate flavours. Provides a small happiness increase when eaten.' to 'Tasty fruity candy lolly for lovers, friends, whiny noobs and spoilt brats alike to enjoy! Available in strawberry, blueberry, banana and chocolate flavours. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bottle of Tequila Description: 'Full to begin with, empty at the end, be sure to bring one of these back from your holidays in Mexico. Provides a small nerve increase when drank.' to 'Full to begin with, empty at the end, be sure to bring one of these back from your holidays in Mexico. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Blue Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Green Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Red Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Yellow Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: White Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Black Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Gold Easter Egg Description: 'The rarest of all Easter eggs. One can only claim one of these when turning in the nine others; Blue, Green, Red, Yellow, White, Black, Brown, Orange and Pink. Provides a very large happiness increase when eaten.' to 'The rarest of all Easter eggs. One can only claim one of these when turning in the nine others; Blue, Green, Red, Yellow, White, Black, Brown, Orange and Pink. Provides a very large happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bag of Candy Kisses Description: 'Small tear shaped chocolate candies. Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'Small tear shaped chocolate candies. Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bag of Tootsie Rolls Description: 'A pack of individually wrapped chewy candies with an assortment of flavours. Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A pack of individually wrapped chewy candies with an assortment of flavours. Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bag of Chocolate Truffles Description: 'With a chocolate ganache center coated in chocolate, nothing tastes better. Provides a large happiness increase when eaten.' to 'With a chocolate ganache center coated in chocolate, nothing tastes better. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Can of Munster Description: 'Wake up to a roaring monster. Provides a moderate energy increase when drank.' to 'Wake up to a roaring monster. Provides a moderate energy increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bottle of Pumpkin Brew Description: 'Brewed with the finest pumpkins, the perfect alcoholic drink for Halloween. Provides a moderate nerve increase when drank.' to 'Brewed with the finest pumpkins, the perfect alcoholic drink for Halloween. Provides a moderate nerve increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Can of Red Cow Description: 'Red cows are rare, only after years of the cows eating the right mix of red roses and tulips can you produce this high protein milk. Provides a large energy increase when drank.' to 'Red cows are rare, only after years of the cows eating the right mix of red roses and tulips can you produce this high protein milk. Provides a large energy increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Can of Tourine Elite Description: 'With its 250mg of caffeine per can, this drink is illegal in many countries worldwide. Provides a very large energy increase when drank.' to 'With its 250mg of caffeine per can, this drink is illegal in many countries worldwide. Provides a very large energy increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch Description: 'This drink smells like a real swamp: you will need nerves of steel to down this puppy. Provides a very large nerve increase when drank.' to 'This drink smells like a real swamp: you will need nerves of steel to down this puppy. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bottle of Wicked Witch Description: 'Forget the tequila with the worm ... try the cider with the frog leg floaters! Provides a large nerve increase when drank.' to 'Forget the tequila with the worm ... try the cider with the frog leg floaters! Provides a large nerve increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bottle of Kandy Kane Description: 'This bottled drink is said to be a Santa favourite. Gives your nerve the boost it needs. Provides a moderate nerve increase when drank.' to 'This bottled drink is said to be a Santa favourite. Gives your nerve the boost it needs. Provides a moderate nerve increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bottle of Minty Mayhem Description: 'A bottle of this can create mayhem with your nerve. Boosting your nerve enough to take the edge off. Provides a large nerve increase when drank.' to 'A bottle of this can create mayhem with your nerve. Boosting your nerve enough to take the edge off. Provides a large nerve increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bottle of Mistletoe Madness Description: 'One bottle of this is all it takes sometimes. Boost your nerve to the right level. Provides a very large nerve increase when drank.' to 'One bottle of this is all it takes sometimes. Boost your nerve to the right level. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Can of Santa Shooters Description: 'A shot of Santa is sure to boost your energy. Provides a moderate energy increase when drank.' to 'A shot of Santa is sure to boost your energy. Provides a moderate energy increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Can of Rockstar Rudolph Description: 'A can of this will keep you Rockin' around the Christmas tree all day! Provides a large energy increase when drank.' to 'A can of this will keep you Rockin' around the Christmas tree all day! Provides a large energy increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Can of X-MASS Description: 'X-MASS! Giving you the MASS you need this Christmas. Provides a very large energy increase when drank.' to 'X-MASS! Giving you the MASS you need this Christmas. Provides a very large energy increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bag of Reindeer Droppings Description: 'That's right, by all appearances it's a bag of Reindeer droppings. Don't let the looks deceive you, these chocolate covered raisins will melt in your mouth and boost your happiness! Provides a large happiness increase when eaten.' to 'That's right, by all appearances it's a bag of Reindeer droppings. Don't let the looks deceive you, these chocolate covered raisins will melt in your mouth and boost your happiness! Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Brown Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Orange Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Pink Easter Egg Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Jawbreaker Description: 'This colossal 3 inch jawstopper has 15 different flavoured layers of tooth rotting goodness. Provides a large happiness increase when eaten.' to 'This colossal 3 inch jawstopper has 15 different flavoured layers of tooth rotting goodness. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bag of Sherbet Description: 'This bag of sherbet provides you with that mouth tingling fizz that you've always been waiting for. Provides a large happiness increase when eaten.' to 'This bag of sherbet provides you with that mouth tingling fizz that you've always been waiting for. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bag of Bloody Eyeballs Description: 'Eye Candy Halloween style. Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'Eye Candy Halloween style. Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bottle of Christmas Cocktail Description: 'Torn's liquefied way of wishing you a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year. Provides a large nerve increase when drank.' to 'Torn's liquefied way of wishing you a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year. Provides a large nerve increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Glass of Beer Description: 'Only savages drink beer straight out of the bottle. This glass of beer is obtained fresh from the keg, and provides the same level of drunken joy as you'd get from a regular bottle of suds. Provides a moderate nerve increase when drank.' to 'Only savages drink beer straight out of the bottle. This glass of beer is obtained fresh from the keg, and provides the same level of drunken joy as you'd get from a regular bottle of suds. Provides a moderate nerve increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bottle of Green Stout Description: 'Consisting of nothing more than a glug of Irish stout and copious amounts of toxic green food colouring, this emerald-coloured beer will give you the supreme confidence of a drunk while also serving to clean out your colon in record time. Provides a very large nerve increase when drank.' to 'Consisting of nothing more than a glug of Irish stout and copious amounts of toxic green food colouring, this emerald-coloured beer will give you the supreme confidence of a drunk while also serving to clean out your colon in record time. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bottle of Christmas Spirit Description: 'This Bottle of Christmas Spirit is guaranteed to get you in the mood to tell your relatives what you really think of them. Replete with flavours of pine, candy and turkey, this booze will leave you feeling so full you'll barely suffer a hangover at all. Provides a very large nerve increase when drank.' to 'This Bottle of Christmas Spirit is guaranteed to get you in the mood to tell your relatives what you really think of them. Replete with flavours of pine, candy and turkey, this booze will leave you feeling so full you'll barely suffer a hangover at all. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Honor updated: Talented Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Box of Chocolate Bars Description: 'A box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Big Box of Chocolate Bars Description: 'A very large box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A very large box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Bag of Bon Bons Description: 'A pack of Bon Bons. Provides a small happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A pack of Bon Bons. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Box of Bon Bons Description: 'A box of four luxurious Bon Bons. Provides a small happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A box of four luxurious Bon Bons. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 29, 2018 |
Item updated: Box of Extra Strong Mints Description: 'Wow, whoever needs these must have very bad breath. Provides a small happiness increase when eaten.' to 'Wow, whoever needs these must have very bad breath. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.' |
December 28, 2018 |
Honor updated: Bulletproof Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
December 27, 2018 |
Item updated: Amazon Doll Description: 'Modelled after Wild_Irish_Btch, this doll shows that women can stomp your face into the ground while towering above the men of Torn City. Doll comes equipped with a bag of Cheetos, a Teddy Bear plushie, a replica of Brutus, and an avid love of midgets.' to 'Modeled after Wild_Irish_Btch, this doll shows that women can stomp your face into the ground while towering above the men of Torn City. Doll comes equipped with a bag of Cheetos, a Teddy Bear plushie, a replica of Brutus, and an avid love of midgets.' |
December 27, 2018 |
Honor added: Bulletproof Description: Gain 100,000,000 defense |
December 24, 2018 |
Item updated: Gronch Mask '18 Description: 'Say hello to everyone's favourite festive villain, The Gronch! Legally distinct from other similar looking childrenÂ’s characters, The Gronch hates Christmas so much heÂ’ll knife anyone wearing an Xmas sweater. And now you too can follow in his bloody snowprints, by sporting this definitely non-copyright infringing Gronch Mask!' to 'Say hello to everyone's favourite festive villain, The Gronch! Legally distinct from other similar looking children's characters, The Gronch hates Christmas so much he'll knife anyone wearing an Xmas sweater. And now you too can follow in his bloody snowprints, by sporting this definitely non-copyright infringing Gronch Mask!' |
December 21, 2018 |
Item updated: Scammer in the Slammer '18 Description: 'YouÂ’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, well here comes Scammer in the Slammer! This 100% asbestos toy can be used to watch over your family and friends to prevent them from selling Snowboards as Skateboards and Vicodin for Xanax. Zachjuv, Perplex and Kapten beware, the Scammer in the Slammer is watching you!' to 'You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, well here comes Scammer in the Slammer! This 100% asbestos toy can be used to watch over your family and friends to prevent them from selling Snowboards as Skateboards and Vicodin for Xanax. Zachjuv, Perplex and Kapten beware, the Scammer in the Slammer is watching you!' |
December 20, 2018 |
Honor updated: Survivalist Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
December 19, 2018 |
Honor updated: Motorhead Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
December 18, 2018 |
Honor added: Motorhead Description: Reach a racing skill of 10 |
December 17, 2018 |
Honor updated: Pressure Point Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
December 14, 2018 |
Honor updated: Fury Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
December 13, 2018 |
Honor updated: KIA Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Rare' |
December 12, 2018 |
Honor updated: Seeker Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
December 12, 2018 |
Honor updated: Clotted Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
December 12, 2018 |
Honor updated: Fury Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare' |
December 11, 2018 |
Item added: Toast Jesus '18 Description: This piece of toast has been burnt in such a way that it seems to depict the face the Son of God. What a glorious miracle! This year, rather than turkey, why not consume our Lord and Savioury Jesus Christ on Christmas Day instead? |
December 11, 2018 |
Item added: Cheesus '18 Description: Forget Edam and Eve. They are nacho saviours. They will not boursin for you. But this Jesus-shaped Cheeto will. For this man is the Son of Gouda, Cheesus Christ. Camembert witness to his glorious legacy. Halloumi brie thy name. |
December 11, 2018 |
Item added: Bottle of Christmas Spirit Description: This Bottle of Christmas Spirit is guaranteed to get you in the mood to tell your relatives what you really think of them. Replete with flavours of pine, candy and turkey, this booze will leave you feeling so full you'll barely suffer a hangover at all. Provides a very large nerve increase when drank. |
December 11, 2018 |
Item added: Scammer in the Slammer '18 Description: YouÂ’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, well here comes Scammer in the Slammer! This 100% asbestos toy can be used to watch over your family and friends to prevent them from selling Snowboards as Skateboards and Vicodin for Xanax. Zachjuv, Perplex and Kapten beware, the Scammer in the Slammer is watching you! |
December 11, 2018 |
Item added: Gronch Mask '18 Description: Say hello to everyone's favourite festive villain, The Gronch! Legally distinct from other similar looking childrenÂ’s characters, The Gronch hates Christmas so much heÂ’ll knife anyone wearing an Xmas sweater. And now you too can follow in his bloody snowprints, by sporting this definitely non-copyright infringing Gronch Mask! |
December 11, 2018 |
Honor added: Fury Description: Achieve 10,000 hits |
December 9, 2018 |
Honor updated: Serenity Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Limited' |
December 8, 2018 |
Item updated: Birthday Cake '05 Description: 'Slice of birthday cake left over from the First Birthday of Torn City!!' to 'A slice of cake left over from Torn's first birthday.' |
December 8, 2018 |
Item updated: Fruitcake Buy price: '0' to '30' |
December 8, 2018 |
Item updated: Staff Haxx Button Description: 'For a long hard day at the office, when it seems like the help questions and forum reports will just not stop coming in. Never fear the Staff Haxx Button you always wanted is here. May the force be with you!' to 'For a long hard day at the office, when it seems like the help questions and forum reports will just not stop coming in. Never fear, the Staff Haxx Button you always wanted is here. May the force be with you!' |
December 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Double Dragon Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
December 5, 2018 |
Honor updated: Pressure Point Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Limited' |
December 4, 2018 |
Honor added: Pressure Point Description: Achieve 100 one hit kills |
December 2, 2018 |
Honor updated: Optimist Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
November 30, 2018 |
Honor updated: Freerunner Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
November 29, 2018 |
Honor updated: Serenity Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
November 28, 2018 |
Honor updated: Mastermind Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
November 28, 2018 |
Honor updated: Double Dragon Description: 'Achieve an assisted attack' to 'Assist in a single attack' |
November 28, 2018 |
Honor updated: Double Dragon Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 27, 2018 |
Honor added: Double Dragon Description: Achieve an assisted attack |
November 27, 2018 |
Honor updated: Shark Bait Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
November 26, 2018 |
Honor updated: KIA Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
November 24, 2018 |
Item updated: Flail Name: 'Mace' to 'Flail' |
November 23, 2018 |
Item updated: Bottle of Saké Name: 'Bottle of Sake' to 'Bottle of Saké' |
November 23, 2018 |
Honor updated: Dividend Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
November 22, 2018 |
Honor updated: OP Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 21, 2018 |
Item updated: Soup Nazi Doll Description: 'Often seen running loose on IRC, usually before kicking rule breakers with the message No Soup For You!!Believed to have been released by Lestat.' to 'Often seen running loose on IRC, usually before kicking rule breakers with the message No Soup For You!! Believed to have been released by Lestat.' |
November 21, 2018 |
Honor updated: Dividend Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare' |
November 20, 2018 |
Honor updated: Red Camo Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon' |
November 20, 2018 |
Honor added: Dividend Description: Receive 100 stock payouts |
November 19, 2018 |
Item updated: Mouser Doll Description: 'Similar to the one used by Mouser to relieve the stress of dealing with uncooperative staff, annoying n00bs and day to day business of being a Coder in Torn City.' to 'Similar to the one used by Mouser to relieve the stress of dealing with uncooperative staff, annoying n00bs, and day to day business of being a Coder in Torn City.' |
November 19, 2018 |
Item updated: Locked Teddy Description: 'This bear is covered in chains connected with padlocks. He has been seen locking forum topics around Torn City but has yet to have any of his locks picked.' to 'This bear is covered in chains connected with padlocks. He has been seen locking forum topics around Torn City, but has yet to have any of his locks picked.' |
November 19, 2018 |
Item updated: Pouncer Doll Description: 'Be careful of Pouncer. She might pounce on you unexpectedly or hit you with a pillow or ducks just like her creator SexySassy.' to 'Be careful of Pouncer. She might pounce on you unexpectedly, or hit you with a pillow or ducks, just like her creator SexySassy.' |
November 19, 2018 |
Item updated: Spammer Doll Description: 'A very friendly doll with good interaction until you make it mad can hit back pretty hard and starts spamming you even when you think it should be sleeping just like Templar.' to 'A very friendly doll with good interactions, until you make it mad. It can hit back pretty hard, and It will start spamming you, even when you think it should be sleeping, just like Templar.' |
November 19, 2018 |
Item updated: Banana Phone Description: 'Bright yellow and shaped like a banana and plays Titan's favourite song when it rings. Known to annoy other staff members... may be part of the reason he loves it.' to 'Bright yellow, shaped like a banana, and plays Titan's favourite song when it rings. Known to annoy other staff members... may be part of the reason he loves it.' |
November 19, 2018 |
Item updated: WarPaint Kit Description: 'The perfect accessory when going off to war. Fashioned after Scarlet's own personal kit containing facial paints made of wolf's blood. Once applied the user is said to gain the prowess of the wolf.' to 'The perfect accessory when going off to war. Fashioned after Scarlet's own personal kit, containing facial paints made of wolf's blood. Once applied, the user is said to gain the prowess of the wolf.' |
November 19, 2018 |
Item updated: Official Ninja Kit Description: 'The Official Hiro Ninja Kit is a custom fit accessory set for any wannabe ninja. Contains: ninja suit for those stealthy attacks, grappling hook for those difficult larcenies, ninja guide book as penned by Hiro himself. Warning- Not for novices.' to 'The Official Hiro Ninja Kit is a custom fit accessory set for any wannabe ninja. Contains: ninja suit for those stealthy attacks, grappling hook for those difficult larcenies, ninja guide book as penned by Hiro himself. Warning - not for novices.' |
November 19, 2018 |
Item updated: Bunch of Balloons '05 Description: 'Large bunch of brightly coloured balloons left over from the First Birthday of Torn City. How they stay inflated after the party's over no one will ever figure out.' to 'Large bunch of brightly coloured balloons left over from the First Birthday of Torn City. How they stay inflated after the party's over, no one will ever figure out.' |
November 19, 2018 |
Item updated: Cookie Launcher Description: 'A non-working replica of Mix's Cookie launcher used to launch cookies at his IRC buddies.' to 'A non-working replica of Mix's Cookie launcher, used to launch cookies at his IRC buddies.' |
November 19, 2018 |
Item updated: Dollar Bill Collectible Description: 'This item is so rare that only a few bills were printed. It can only be obtained on the item market during Dollar Day Sales. It costs one dollar to purchase but due to limited printing it is worth a small fortune' to 'This item is so rare that only a few bills were printed. It can only be obtained on the item market during Dollar Day Sales. It costs one dollar to purchase, but due to limited printing it is worth a small fortune.' |
November 19, 2018 |
Item updated: Friendly Bot Guide Description: 'Caspeh can be seen lurking around the many channels of IRC and this is your guide to all things bottish! Join and win with Caspeh during the famous Hamster give-aways or kick back and relax with some scrabble - the possibilities are endless with Caspeh's Friendly Bot Guide.' to 'Caspeh can be seen lurking around the many channels of IRC, and this is your guide to all things bottish! Join and win with Caspeh during the famous Hamster give-aways or kick back and relax with some scrabble - the possibilities are endless with Caspeh's Friendly Bot Guide.' |
November 19, 2018 |
Item updated: Brewery Key Description: 'Grants the holder of the key unlimited access to the Guinness Brewery and also the amazing alcohol tolerance of the Irish.' to 'Grants the holder of the key unlimited access to the Guinness Brewery, and also the amazing alcohol tolerance of the Irish.' |
November 15, 2018 |
Honor updated: Lightspeed Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare' |
November 14, 2018 |
Honor updated: Lightspeed Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 13, 2018 |
Honor added: Lightspeed Description: Gain 100,000,000 speed |
November 11, 2018 |
Honor updated: Flatline Rarity: 'Common' to 'Very Common' |
November 11, 2018 |
Honor updated: Reinforced Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
November 10, 2018 |
Honor updated: The Whole Nine Yards Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 10, 2018 |
Honor updated: To The Limit Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 10, 2018 |
Honor updated: Guardian Angel Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited' |
November 9, 2018 |
Honor updated: Keen Description: 'Spy on people 100 times' to 'Spy on people while in the army 100 times' |
November 7, 2018 |
Honor updated: Smart Alec Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Blood Money Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Bar Breaker Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Aiding And Abetting Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Don't Drop It Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Society's Worst Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Freedom Isn't Free Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Chainer 1 Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Flatline Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Chainer 2 Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Carnage Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Chainer 3 Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: The High Life Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Half Way There Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Survivor Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: The Whole Nine Yards Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: To The Limit Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Energize Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Second Chance Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Wholesaler Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Spinner Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Deadlock Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Eco Friendly Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Shark Bait Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Bargain Hunter Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Redline Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Jackpot Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Lucky Break Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Departure Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Globally Effective Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Domination Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Supremacy Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Parallel Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Globule Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Electric Dream Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Pepperoni Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Constellations Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Acute Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Resistance Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Retro Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Christmas in Torn Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Brainz Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Time Traveller Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Serenity Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Glimmer Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Forgiven Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Futurity Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Supernova Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Highs and Lows Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: One in Six Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Champion Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Twenty-One Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Clotted Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Protege Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Ecstatic Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Energetic Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Anaemic Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Vampire Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Transfusion Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Awesome Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Lame Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Mediocre Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Trick or Treat Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Torniversary Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Chainer 4 Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Chainer 5 Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Massacre Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Genocide Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Semper Fortis Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Sidekick Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Reinforced Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Survivalist Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Turbocharged Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Daddys New Shoes Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Unarmed Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Tireless Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Worth it Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Talented Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Tough Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Alcoholic Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Diabetic Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Sodaholic Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Bibliophile Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Tourist Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Mastermind Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: You've Got Some Nerve Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Frequent Flyer Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Buffed Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Guardian Angel Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: 10-Stack Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: OP Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Freerunner Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Powerhouse Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Mighty Roar Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor added: Smart Alec Description: Complete 10 education courses |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Healthy Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Lean Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Athletic Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Fit Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Toned Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Cuba Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Uruguay Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Mexico Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Myanmar Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Netherlands Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: New Zealand Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Norway Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Pakistan Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Philippines Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Poland Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Portugal Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Russia Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Saudi Arabia Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Serbia Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Singapore Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Slovakia Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Slovenia Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: South Africa Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: South Korea Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Spain Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Sweden Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Switzerland Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Thailand Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Turkey Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: United Arab Emirates Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: United Kingdom Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Vietnam Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Wales Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Maradona Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Cascado Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Land Of Promise Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Hula Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: The Rising Sun Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: British Pride Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Cape Town Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Like The Celebs Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Year Of The Dragon Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Toronto Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Spray And Pray Rarity: '' to 'Very Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Stumped Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Axe Wound Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Pin Puller Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Lend A Hand Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Yours Says Replica... Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: 2800 Ft/S Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Cartridge Packer Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Act Of Faith Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: The Stabbist Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Slasher Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Two Halves Make A Hole Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Civil Offence Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Escobar Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Stroke Bringer Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: We Have A Breach Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: RDD Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Smile, You're On Camera Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Breaking And Entering Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Professional Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Joy Rider Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Bug Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Chasm Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Fascination Rarity: '' to 'Very Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Keen Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: There And Back Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Stairway To Heaven Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Velutinous Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Standard Bar Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Default Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: England Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Afghanistan Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Albania Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Andorra Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Bahrain Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Barbados Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Belarus Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Cambodia Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Chile Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Colombia Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Confederate Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Cyprus Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Former USSR Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Ghana Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Greenland Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Haiti Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Iceland Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Jamaica Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Jolly Roger Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Kazakhstan Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Kuwait Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Laos Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Morocco Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Nepal Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Nigeria Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Northern Ireland Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Oman Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Palestine Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Peru Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Puerto Rico Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Qatar Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Gay Pride Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Romania Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Scotland Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Sri Lanka Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Taiwan Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Tunisia Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Ukraine Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: United Nations Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Mission Accomplished Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Allure Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Jack Of All Trades Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Labyrinth Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Silicon Valley Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Two's Company Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Three's a Crowd Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Social Butterfly Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: The Affronted Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: KIA Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Good Friday Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: The Socialist Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Proven Capacity Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Master Of One Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Purple Heart Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: 50 Cal Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: 007 Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Seeker Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Domino Effect Rarity: '' to 'Very Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Discovery Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Bounty Hunter Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Bronze Belt Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Silver Belt Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Gold Belt Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Dead Or Alive Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Poker King Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Optimist Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Middleman Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Behemoth Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Draco Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Phoenix Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Abaddon Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Web Of Perks Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Couch Potato Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Pyramid Scheme Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: I'm Watching You Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Smokin' Barrels Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Moneybags Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: I'm a Real Doctor Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Journalist Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Find A Penny, Pick It Up Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Magical Veins Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Loan Shark Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Luxury Real Estate Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Green, Green Grass Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Mile High Club Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Pocket Money Rarity: '' to 'Very Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: The Beautiful City Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Slow Bomb Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Kill Streaker 1 Rarity: '' to 'Very Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Kill Streaker 2 Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Kill Streaker 3 Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Another Brick In The Wall Rarity: '' to 'Very Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Stock Analyst Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Precision Rarity: '' to 'Very Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Driving Elite Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Self Defense Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Florence Nightingale Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Fire Starter Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Candy Man Rarity: '' to 'Very Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Spaced Out Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Night Walker Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Machinist Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Who's Frank? Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Party Animal Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Horse Tranquilizer Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Acid Dream Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: The Fields Of Opium Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: I Think I See Dead People Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Crank It Up Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Angel Dust Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Free Energy Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Painkiller Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Woodland Camo Rarity: '' to 'Very Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Desert Storm Camo Rarity: '' to 'Very Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Urban Camo Rarity: '' to 'Very Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Arctic Camo Rarity: '' to 'Very Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Fall Camo Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Yellow Camo Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Digital Camo Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Red Camo Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Blue Camo Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Orange Camo Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Pink Camo Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Zebra Skin Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Leopard Skin Rarity: '' to 'Limited' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: '' to 'Rare' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Biology Bachelor Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Business Bachelor Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Combat Bachelor Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: ICT Bachelor Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Defense Bachelor Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: General Bachelor Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Fitness Bachelor Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: History Bachelor Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Law Bachelor Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Mathematics Bachelor Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Psychology Bachelor Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Sports Bachelor Rarity: '' to 'Common' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: United States Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Argentina Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Australia Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Austria Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Bangladesh Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Belgium Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Bosnia & Herzegovina Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Brazil Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Brunei Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Bulgaria Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Canada Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: China Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Croatia Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Czech Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Denmark Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Egypt Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: El Salvador Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Estonia Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Finland Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: France Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Germany Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Greece Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Guyana Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Hong Kong Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Hungary Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: India Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Indonesia Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Iran Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Iraq Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Ireland Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Israel Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Italy Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Japan Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Latvia Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Lebanon Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Lithuania Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Malaysia Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Malta Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
November 6, 2018 |
Honor updated: Mauritius Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity' |
October 30, 2018 |
Item updated: Egyptian Amulet Description: 'These amulets, often in the form of a scarab beetle, were left in tombs as grave goods or given to people and the gods as presents. The Scarab, or 'Kheper' (which means "to transform"), was used in many of the pharaonic names. Pharaoh Amenhotep III was famous for his group of '5 scarabs'. This particluar amulet is made from fired clay.' to 'These amulets, often in the form of a scarab beetle, were left in tombs as grave goods or given to people and the gods as presents. The Scarab, or 'Kheper' (which means "to transform"), was used in many of the pharaonic names. Pharaoh Amenhotep III was famous for his group of '5 scarabs'. This particular amulet is made from fired clay.' |
October 30, 2018 |
Honor added: Athletic Description: Attain 1,000,000 total stats |
October 25, 2018 |
Item updated: Fruitcake Description: 'Everyone gets one of these, and no one wants it. Hard and stale, it makes a great weapon, though!' to 'Everyone gets one of these, and no one wants it. Hard and stale.' |
October 23, 2018 |
Item added: Halloween Basket Description: This Halloween basket can be used to pilfer sweets, booze and energy drinks from your fellow trick or treaters. It is made from 100% Vinyl Chloride, a carcinogen which is known to leech toxic chemicals into liquids and foodstuffs. |
October 23, 2018 |
Item added: Michael Myers Mask '18 Description: Originally based on the face of William Shatner, this iconic mask was most famously worn by the villain of the Halloween movies, Michael Myers; a fictional murderer not to be confused with the real life guy who played Shrek. |
October 23, 2018 |
Honor added: Sodaholic Description: Drink 500 cans of energy drink |
October 19, 2018 |
Item updated: Book : Ugly Energy Description: 'If there's one thing ugly people are known for it's their enthusiasm - because when you have a face that looks like you've fallen out of the ugly tree, been dragged through the whole hideous forest, chopped down by a grotesque lumber corporation and fashioned into the most vomit-inducing coffee table the world has ever seen...you've got to make a bit of an effort. In Ugly Energy we help you feel more energetic by teaching you how to disfigure your own face using nothing but a screwdriver, two tubs of mayonnaise and an industrial belt sander. And once you've messed up those stunning looks of yours, you'll begin to massively overcompensate and release the true power locked behind that one gorgeous mush.
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October 16, 2018 |
Honor added: Mighty Roar Description: Gain 100,000,000 strength |
October 15, 2018 |
Item updated: Donator Pack Sell price: '26000000' to '26300000' |
October 9, 2018 |
Honor added: 10-Stack Description: Increase a merit upgrade to its maximum |
October 8, 2018 |
Item updated: Donator Pack |