Recent Torn Updates

Time Description
January 17, 2021

Honor updated: Chainer 1

Rarity: Common to Very Common

January 17, 2021

Honor updated: Fresh Start

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

January 17, 2021

Honor updated: Bandolier

Rarity: Rare to Limited

January 15, 2021

Honor updated: Boss Fight

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

January 11, 2021

Honor updated: Wham!

Rarity: Common to Very Common

January 2, 2021

Honor updated: Frequent Flyer

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

January 1, 2021

Item updated: Tangerine

Type: Collectible to Other

December 31, 2020

Item updated: Green Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

December 31, 2020

Item updated: Purple Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

December 31, 2020

Item updated: Blue Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

December 29, 2020

Honor updated: 007

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

December 28, 2020

Honor updated: Vae Victis

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

December 26, 2020

Honor updated: Christmas in Torn

Rarity: Common to Very Common

December 20, 2020

Honor updated: Boom!

Rarity: Rare to Limited

December 19, 2020

Honor updated: Crank It Up

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

December 17, 2020

Honor updated: Welcome

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

December 15, 2020

Item added: Broken Bauble

Description: Pre-broken for your convenience, this Christmas bauble can be deployed in and around the home wherever bare feet are likely to tread. Made from ultra-brittle plastic, the razor-sharp shards of the broken bauble are guaranteed to pierce the skin of even the most calloused foot when stepped upon. More painful than a Lego Brick, and less noticable than a bear trap, why not recreate one of the most famous scenes from Home Alone this Christmas by decorating your living room carpet with this delightfully agonising accessory.

December 15, 2020

Honor updated: Overtime

Rarity: Rare to Limited

December 15, 2020

Medal updated: Boss Of All Bosses

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

December 14, 2020

Item added: Helmet of Justice

Description: The Helmet of Justice marks out the wearer as a paradigm of honor and integrity, and is bestowed only upon those deemed virtuous enough to have earned S.T.A.F.F. status. Vanquisher of trolls, hunter of multis, solver of minor administrative woes, S.T.A.F.F. are crucial to the smooth running of Torn City, and this piece of iconic headwear sends a simple, yet effective message to those who would wreak havoc upon the innocent: Staff Are Law.

December 14, 2020

Honor updated: Crucifixion

Rarity: Rare to Limited

December 12, 2020

Honor updated: Lavish

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

December 10, 2020

Honor updated: Welcome

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Limited

December 10, 2020

Honor updated: Bam!

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

December 9, 2020

Item updated: Sand

Description: "There's nothing worse than getting sand in your eyes, especially in the middle of a fight with an aggressive stranger. Sand causes your opponent to become temporarily blinded, although this effect wears off gradually over time." to "There's nothing worse than getting sand in your eyes, especially in the middle of a fight with an aggressive stranger. Sand causes your opponent to become temporarily blinded, although this effect wears off over time."

December 8, 2020

Item updated: Dungarees

Description: "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic." to "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic. In America, dungarees are known as overalls, but not in Torn. Overall, the term overall doesn't make overall sense, given that this slutty combination of jean shorts and a denim vest does not cover over all of your body."

December 7, 2020

Item updated: Kodachi

Name: Kodachi Swords to Kodachi

December 7, 2020

Item updated: Kodachi

Description: "These 2-foot short swords offer both beginners and masters speed and agility on both defense and offense." to "This 2-foot blade is considered too short to be classified as a sword, and yet at the same time it is too long to be a dagger. Consisting of a curved, single-edged blade, the Kodachi was wielded by Samurai during Japan's feudal period, and it may also have been used by civilians, who were not permitted to own longer swords such as those used by warriors and officials."

December 3, 2020

Honor updated: Yoink

Rarity: Rare to Limited

December 3, 2020

Honor updated: Bam!

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

December 3, 2020

Honor updated: Wham!

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

December 2, 2020

Honor updated: Boom!

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Rare

December 2, 2020

Honor updated: Bam!

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Limited

December 2, 2020

Honor updated: Kapow!

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

December 2, 2020

Honor updated: Wham!

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Uncommon

December 1, 2020

Honor added: Bam!

Description: Deal over 1,000,000 total damage

December 1, 2020

Honor added: Kapow!

Description: Deal over 100,000,000 total damage

December 1, 2020

Honor added: Wham!

Description: Deal over 100,000 total damage

December 1, 2020

Honor added: Boom!

Description: Deal over 10,000,000 total damage

November 29, 2020

Honor updated: Lovestruck

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

November 29, 2020

Honor updated: Nice

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

November 27, 2020

Item updated: Tangerine

Type: Other to Collectible

November 26, 2020

Item updated: Tiger King Mask '20

Description: "" to "Joe Exotic will be forever remembered as the face that got us through the early days of the Coronavirus lockdown, and now you can wear that face by sporting this iconic Tiger King Mask. Feel free to wear it as you mistreat tigers, flirt with an 18-year-old toothless hillbilly, or as you’re murdering that b***h Carole Baskin."

November 26, 2020

Item updated: Medical Mask

Description: "" to "Demonstrate to the world what a kind, considerate, and courteous citizen you are by proudly wearing this Medical Mask over your mouth and nose. Wearing a face covering marks you out as a pillar of society, and lets others know that you are willing to temporarily breathe in some of your own breath to avoid killing your grandmother."

November 26, 2020

Item updated: Chin Diaper

Description: "" to "If you’re the kind of person who likes to “stick it to the man” by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don’t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?"

November 26, 2020

Item updated: Tighty Whities

Description: "" to "A pair of snug, white underpants are 100% guaranteed to show off your thunderous man-bulge in all its magnificent glory. Made from breathable cotton, your meat and two veg will be safe, secure, and sweat-free in these naughty little boy-briefs. "

November 26, 2020

Item added: Tangerine

Description: Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people’s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don’t deserve proper presents because they’ve been utter bastards all year.

November 26, 2020

Honor updated: Labyrinth

Rarity: Rare to Limited

November 22, 2020

Honor updated: Spinner

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

November 22, 2020

Honor updated: Resurrection

Rarity: Rare to Limited

November 21, 2020

Item added: Chin Diaper

Description:

November 21, 2020

Item added: Tighty Whities

Description:

November 21, 2020

Item updated: Glasses

Name: Pair of Glasses to Glasses

November 21, 2020

Item added: Tiger King Mask '20

Description:

November 21, 2020

Item added: Medical Mask

Description:

November 21, 2020

Honor updated: Honored

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

November 18, 2020

Honor updated: On Track

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

November 16, 2020

Medal updated: Cyber Punk

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

November 15, 2020

Item updated: Gold Chain

Type: Clothing to Jewelry

November 15, 2020

Honor updated: Triple Tap

Rarity: Rare to Limited

November 12, 2020

Honor updated: Find A Penny, Pick It Up

Rarity: Rare to Limited

November 11, 2020

Item updated: Raven MP25

Description: "The Raven MP25 holds 17 rounds per magazine. It can deliver powerful, quick blows to the opponent at short range." to "The Raven MP25 holds 6 rounds per magazine. It can deliver powerful, quick blows to the opponent at short range."

November 8, 2020

Honor updated: You've Got Some Nerve

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

November 7, 2020

Honor updated: Pin Puller

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

November 6, 2020

Item updated: Flip Flops

Name: Orthopedic Shoes to Flip Flops

November 6, 2020

Item updated: Flip Flops

Description: "Orthopedic Shoes are designed to correct issues in the feet, ankles or legs. So if you've got bunions, a wonky gait or one massive leg that's far longer than the other, a pair of these shoes will have you mincing like a normie in no time." to "Flip Flops are commonly worn at the beach or on holiday, but those of an elderly persuasion are fond of wearing them with a pair of socks underneath. Pensioners probably do this due to the wretched state of their ancient feet, which makes you wonder why they don't just wear a pair of damn shoes instead."

November 5, 2020

Item updated: AK74U

Name: AK74u to AK74U

November 5, 2020

Item updated: AK74U

Description: "A shortened AK74. The AK74u has roughly the same dimensions and range as most Submachine Guns, but has the advantage of standard issue assault rifle ammunition." to "A shortened AK74. The AK74U has roughly the same dimensions and range as most Submachine Guns, but has the advantage of standard issue assault rifle ammunition."

November 5, 2020

Honor updated: The Rising Sun

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

November 4, 2020

Medal updated: Level Ninety

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

November 3, 2020

Medal updated: Cat Burglar

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

November 1, 2020

Honor updated: Something Humerus

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

October 31, 2020

Honor updated: Phantastic

Rarity: Rare to Limited

October 29, 2020

Honor updated: Chain Saver

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

October 29, 2020

Honor updated: Phantastic

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

October 28, 2020

Honor updated: Something Humerus

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

October 28, 2020

Honor updated: Phantastic

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

October 27, 2020

Honor added: Something Humerus

Description: Upgrade your Halloween Basket to Terrifying

October 27, 2020

Honor added: Oh My Gourd!

Description: Upgrade your Halloween Basket to Nightmarish

October 27, 2020

Honor added: Phantastic

Description: Upgrade your Halloween Basket to Frightful

October 27, 2020

Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20

Description: "" to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King’s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float."

October 27, 2020

Item added: Pennywise Mask '20

Description:

October 25, 2020

Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

October 24, 2020

Honor updated: Yoink

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

October 24, 2020

Honor updated: Pink Camo

Rarity: Rare to Limited

October 23, 2020

Honor updated: Leonidas

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

October 23, 2020

Honor updated: Velutinous

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

October 22, 2020

Honor updated: Chain Saver

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

October 21, 2020

Honor updated: Chain Saver

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

October 20, 2020

Honor added: Chain Saver

Description: Save a 100+ chain 10 seconds before it breaks

October 20, 2020

Honor updated: Devastation

Rarity: Rare to Limited

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Cardholder

Description: "Cardholders are bought by people too rich to carry cash, but too poor to have their PA pay for their groceries. This particular cardholder could contain one of several types of cards. But the most important thing is that it won't ruin your silhouette when you store it in your ass pocket." to "Cardholders are bought by people too rich to carry cash, but too poor to have their PA pay for their groceries. This particular cardholder might contain one of several types of cards you can steal but the most important thing is that it won't ruin your silhouette when you store it in your ass pocket."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Billfold

Description: "A billfold is thinner and has fewer compartments than a wallet, but to make up for it they often contain more cash than a stripper's g-string. The only problem with a billfold is having to deal with people who compliment your "fancy new wallet", as you'll have to correct them, to which they will reply "I don't care"." to "A billfold is thinner and has fewer compartments than a wallet, but they can hold more cash than a stripper's g-string. The only problem with a billfold is having to deal with people who compliment your "fancy new wallet", as you'll have to correct them, to which they will reply "I don't care"."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Zip Wallet

Description: "Zip wallets are for people who refuse to embrace chaos. If it is destiny that your driver's license should fall out of your wallet and end up in the hands of a methed-up sex criminal who proceeds to track you down and consume your toenail clippings, then who are you to deny the will of the universe? This Zip Wallet may contain useful items, but it will not save you from your predetermined fate." to "Zip wallets are wallets for those who refuse to embrace chaos. If it is destiny that your driver's license should fall out of your wallet and end up in the hands of a methed-up sex criminal who tracks you down so he may consume your toenail clippings, then who are you to deny the will of the universe? This Zip Wallet may contain useful items, but it will not save you from your predetermined fate."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Clutch

Description: "In 1832 famed biologist Henri Latrine discovered that women were deathly allergic to pockets, hence why it is illegal for ladies' clothing to possess hidden compartments to this day. It is for this reason that the Clutch Bag was invented, to enable the fairer sex to transport their various accoutrements without having to store them in their mouth. This Clutch Bag may contain anything from cash to make-up, through to old receipts and the number of a man who was both creepy and persistent." to "In 1832 famed biologist Henri Latrine discovered that women were deathly allergic to pockets, hence why it is illegal for ladies' clothing to possess hidden compartments to this day. The Clutch Bag was invented to enable the fairer sex to transport their various accoutrements without having to store them in their mouth. This Clutch Bag may contain anything from cash to make-up, through to old receipts and the number of a man who was both creepy and persistent."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Syringe

Description: "This unused 5ml syringe could be used to inject yourself with all manner of intoxicating substances. Or, if you're thrifty, you might use it to refill an off-brand printer cartridge and save yourself some dough. Just make sure you don't get confused halfway through and overdose on Magenta. " to "This unused 5ml syringe could be used to inject yourself with all manner of intoxicating substances. Or, if you're thrifty, you might use it to refill an off-brand printer cartridge and save yourself some dough. Just make sure you don't get confused and overdose on Magenta. "

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Booty Shorts

Description: "Not everyone can pull off a pair of booty shorts, especially if it's a hot day and they've stuck to the inside of your buttcheeks. This pair of leopard-print crack-snugglers are perfect for those whose friends have no imagination, because they leave absolutely nothing to it. There's no need to upload pictures of food to Instagram when you're wearing these things, because everyone can see what you had for dinner." to "Not everyone can pull off a pair of Booty Shorts, especially if it's a hot day and they've stuck to the inside of your ass-flaps. These leopard-print crack-snugglers are perfect for those whose friends have no imagination, because they leave absolutely nothing to it. There's no need to upload pictures of your food to Instagram while wearing Booty Shorts this tight, because everyone can see what you had for dinner."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Collar

Description: "When people see you wearing a collar they are liable to suppose one of two things. Either you're a goth, or you're under the influence of a 40-something online dom who has convinced you you're his sex slave to mask the fact he doesn't know what he's doing in the bedroom. You were hoping to meet your very own Christian Grey, but he'll turn out to be more of a Christopher Beige." to "When people see you wearing a collar they are liable to suppose one of two things. Either you're a goth, or you're under the influence of a 40-something online dom who has convinced you you're his sex slave to mask the fact he doesn't know how to please a woman. You were hoping to meet your very own Christian Grey, but he's more of a Christopher Beige."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Ball Gown

Description: "This floor-length Ball Gown is so elegant it could make a princess out of a pig. Hewn from luxurious chiffon in a shade of purple known as Deluge, the way this dress exposes the full glory of your décolletage means you'll be deluged with suitors before you've had time to dance a single step. " to "This floor-length Ball Gown is so elegant it could make a princess out of a pig. Hewn from luxurious chiffon in a shade of purple known as Deluge, the way this dress exposes the full glory of your décolletage means you'll be deluged with suitors before you've had time to wonder why your drink tastes sleepy."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Wedding Dress

Description: "Wedding dresses are like Crocs; you know you've messed up if you wear them more than once. This particular Wedding Dress is an off-the-rack number made from white satin, meaning you could spill a White Russian all over it and nobody would notice. " to "Wedding dresses are like Crocs; it's tragic if you wear them more than once in your life. This particular Wedding Dress is an off-the-rack number made from white satin, meaning you could spill a White Russian all over it and nobody would notice."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Nightgown

Description: "The only thing better than wearing a silk nightgown to bed is dying in your sleep - peacefully, of course. Contemporary nightgowns are mostly worn by women, but can also be worn by men who are expecting to be visited by three judgemental spirits in the dead of night. This particular nightgown has a buttoned-up access panel about the rear for the release of nightly discharge." to "The only thing better than wearing a silk nightgown to bed is dying in your sleep - peacefully, of course. Contemporary nightgowns are mostly worn by women, but can also be worn by men awaiting a visit by three judgemental spirits in the dead of night. This particular nightgown has a buttoned-up access panel about the rear for the release of nightly discharge."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Elegant Cache

Description: "Coco Chanel once said that elegance is when the inside is as beautiful as the outside, but she was also a Nazi agent, so who cares what she thinks. Upon opening, this Elegant Cache will bestow upon you an item of such luxury that you will be immediately marked out as someone worth mugging." to "Coco Chanel once said that elegance is when the inside is as beautiful as the outside, but she was a Nazi agent, so who cares what she thinks. Upon opening, this Elegant Cache will bestow upon you an item of such luxury that you will be immediately marked out as someone worth mugging."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Naughty Cache

Description: "The Naughty Cache is the kind of item you keep at the back of the wardrobe away from the children and your mother-in-law. Inside this crate you will find a single item that will transform your sex life. It could be a blindfold to increase suspense, a maid uniform for role-play, or it might be a ball gag to stop your husband making weird noises at the point of orgasm. Whatever's inside, please wash it before use." to "The Naughty Cache is the kind of item you keep at the back of the wardrobe away from the children and your mother-in-law. Inside this crate you will find a single item that will transform your sex life. It could be a blindfold to increase suspense, a maid uniform for role-play, or a garden gnome butt-plug eight inches in diameter. Whatever's inside, please wash it before use."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Elderly Cache

Description: "Due to the unattractive nature of their withered physique, the elderly are required by law to wear as many clothes as possible so as not to put anyone off their dinner. This Elderly Cache contains items of clothing well-suited to those of a wrinkled disposition, with most pieces coming in a shade known as forgettable beige." to "Due to the unattractive nature of their withered physique, the elderly are required by law to wear as many clothes as possible so as not to put people off their dinner. This Elderly Cache contains an item of clothing suited to those of a wrinkled disposition, with most pieces coming in a shade known as forgettable mauve."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Armor Cache

Description: "Pretty armor does not make a warrior, but it will keep the blood inside your body while you wait for your friends to turn up. This Armor Cache will provide you with one piece of armor. We make no promises that it will stop you from being killed." to "Pretty armor does not make a warrior, but it will keep the blood inside your body while you wait for your mates to turn up. This Armor Cache will provide you with one piece of armor. We make no promises that it will stop you from being killed to death."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Small Arms Cache

Description: "Despite its name implying otherwise, the Small Arms Cache cannot be opened by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Upon opening this crate, you will receive a small, lightweight firearm that you can use to cause injury and / or death to your opponents and / or friends. " to "Despite its name implying otherwise, the Small Arms Cache cannot be opened by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Upon opening this crate, you will receive a small, lightweight firearm that you can use to cause injury and / or death to your opponents and / or lover."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Spy Camera

Description: "Ever wanted to know what your uncle does in the shed late at night? Install this Spy Camera in a discrete location and find out exactly how troubling his personal habits are. This Spy Camera is made in China, so everything it records will appear as if it had been filmed through a potato. " to "Ever wanted to know what your uncle does in the shed late at night? Install this Spy Camera in a discrete location and find out why he's on an FBI watchlist. This Spy Camera is made in China, so everything it records will appear as if it had been filmed through a potato."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Heart Sunglasses

Description: "If you're an Elton John cosplayer or simply wish to hide the hate behind your sunken eyes, these Heart Sunglasses will do the job. Obviously the hearts which these glasses depict do not in any way resemble real human hearts. But legend has it that if you fly to South Africa on a Tuesday, you can pick up pair of liver sunglasses which are surprisingly realistic." to "If you're an Elton John cosplayer or simply wish to hide the hate behind your sunken eyes, these Heart Sunglasses will do the job. Obviously the hearts which these glasses depict do not in any way resemble real human hearts. But legend has it that if you fly to South Africa on a Tuesday, you can pick up pair of surprisingly realistic liver aviators."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Hair Bow

Description: "A Hair Bow may look cute, but they also serve as a signal to others that your hair is a gift to them. When wearing a Hair Bow you must be vigilant, and avoid accessorizing with matching gift tag earrings." to "A Hair Bow may look cute, but they also serve as a signal to others that your hair is a gift to them. When wearing a Hair Bow you must therefore be vigilant, and avoid accessorizing with matching gift tag earrings, lest you be scalped by a confused onlooker."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Dungarees

Description: "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute and creative "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic." to "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Tights

Description: "Tights were invented in 1965 by the famous bankrobber Ian Tights, who wished to obscure his appearance while performing criminal acts. In the 1980's, women found a new use for tights as a leg covering, with these thin, nylon garments helping to hide the fact that they hadn't shaved them due to feminism. Today, men and women of all ages enjoy wearing tights, mostly thanks to a resurgence in their popularity caused by the 1993 documentary Robin Hood: Men in Tights." to "Tights were invented in 1965 by the famous bankrobber Ian Tights, who wished to obscure his appearance while performing criminal acts. In the 1980's, women found a new use for tights as a leg covering, with these thin, nylon garments helping to hide the fact that they hadn't shaved their trouser-arms due to feminism. Today, men and women of all ages enjoy wearing tights, thanks to a resurgence in their popularity caused by the 1993 documentary Robin Hood: Men in Tights."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Bowler Hat

Description: "Also known as a billycock, bob hat, bombin or derby, the Bowler Hat was once the preserve of city gentleman, and were a key part of typical business attire until the 1970's. These days, Bowler Hats are exclusively worn by Dr Watson cosplayers and people going through a steampunk phase." to "Also known as a billycock, bob hat, bombin or derby, the Bowler Hat was once the preserve of city gentleman, being a key part of typical business attire until the 1970's. These days, Bowler Hats are exclusively worn by Dr Watson cosplayers and people going through a steampunk phase."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Bow Tie

Description: "If you're attending a fancy dinner and want to look smart, or you want to dress like a 12-year-old chess prodigy whose parents pushed him so hard he is unable to form meaningful friendships in adulthood, the Bow Tie is the perfect accessory for both. This one is made from red silk, and should be paired with a red pocket square and a smug, condescending outlook toward others. " to "If you're attending a fancy dinner and want to look smart, or you want to dress like a 12-year-old chess prodigy whose parents pushed him so hard he is unable to form meaningful friendships in adulthood, the Bow Tie is the perfect accessory. This one is made from red silk, and should be paired with a red pocket square and a smug, condescending outlook toward your peers."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Neck Tie

Description: "This red neck tie screams authority. The minute you sport this bad boy to the office everyone will stop to listen to you, even if you have zero comprehension of the topic at hand. Made from pure silk, this tie can also be used as an emergency bandana. " to "This red neck tie screams authority. The minute you sport this bad boy to the office everyone will stop to listen to you, even if you have nothing useful to say. Made from pure silk, this tie can also be used as an emergency bandana."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Blazer

Description: "Blazers are a multipurpose item which can be worn by everyone, from business bros and bridegrooms through to schoolboys and boat jerks. Team this dark gray blazer with a pair of blue jeans for that ultimate "poor guy cosplaying a rich man" look." to "Blazers are a multipurpose item which can be worn by everyone from business bros and bridegrooms through to schoolboys and boat jerks. Team this dark gray blazer with a pair of blue jeans for that ultimate "poor guy cosplaying a rich guy" look."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Derby Shoes

Description: "Derby Shoes were once worn by hunters and sportsmen, but today they are considered suitable for both formal and semi-formal styles. The Derby is an open laced shoe, meaning the quarters are sewn on top of the vamp, making them easy to put on. If you neither know nor care what that means, you may be interested to learn that the Derby was invented for the 19th Century Earl of Derby, who was so fat he had trouble putting his regular shoes on. And if that isn't a legacy, I don't know what is." to "Derby Shoes were once worn by hunters and sportsmen, but today they are suitable for occasions both formal and informal. The Derby is an open laced shoe, meaning the quarters are sewn on top of the vamp, which makes them easy to put on. If you neither know nor care what that means, you may be interested to learn that the Derby was invented for the 19th Century Earl of Derby, who was so fat he had trouble putting his regular shoes on. And if that isn't a legacy, I don't know what is."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Smoking Jacket

Description: "Smoking Jackets were designed in the 19th Century for men who wanted to enjoy the calming pleasures of tobacco, but didn't want their clothes to smell absolutely rank. The most iconic colorway for a Smoking Jacket is Burgundy and Black, with silk or velvet the preferred material. Famous aficionados of the garment include Hugh Hefner and Saddam Hussein." to "Smoking Jackets were designed in the 19th Century for men who wanted to enjoy tobacco without their clothes smelling absolutely rank. The most iconic colorway for a Smoking Jacket is Burgundy and Black, with silk or velvet the preferred material. Famous aficionados of the garment include Fred Astaire, Hugh Hefner, and 2006 Playmate of the Year Saddam Hussein."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Monocle

Description: "Consisting of a circular lens within a wire frame attached to a short string or chain, the Monocle was intended as a corrective piece of eyewear used to enhance your vision in one single eye. However, with the advancement of modern optometry, these items became obsolete, and were instead used to signify one's wealth, or their identity as the Monopoly man." to "Consisting of a circular lens within a wire frame attached to a short string or chain, the Monocle is a piece of corrective eyewear used to enhance your vision in one single eye. With the advancements of modern optometry and the death of Patrick Moore, the monocle has now been rendered obsolete."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Paint Mask

Description: "Would you like to avoid huffing half a gallon of paint into your lungs while you're repainting the spare bedroom? Then this Paint Mask is the product for you. Its particulate cotton filters ensure that your airways are free from both fumes and droplets. WARNING: Does not protect against airborne viruses or non-lethal crowd control systems. " to "Would you like to avoid huffing half a gallon of paint into your lungs while repainting the spare bedroom? Then this Paint Mask is the product for you, as its particulate cotton filters ensure your airways are free from both fumes and droplets. WARNING: Does not protect against airborne viruses. "

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Ladder

Description: "Ladders were traditionally used to help people avoid snakes, but these days they have all sorts of uses; scaling a tree to retrieve a cat, peeping into your neighbor's bedroom window late at night, and gaining entry to the Ladder Owners Club of Torn. This ladder is made from flimsy aluminium and has been described as "a death trap" by online reviewers. What will you use your ladder for?" to "Ladders were traditionally used to help people avoid snakes, but these days they have all sorts of uses; scaling a tree to retrieve a cat, peeping into your neighbor's bedroom window late at night to look at their cat, and gaining entry to the Ladder Owners Club of Torn. This ladder is made from flimsy aluminium and has been described as "a death trap" by online reviewers."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Wire Cutters

Description: "The sharp steel blades of these industrial-sized wire cutters are capable of cutting through cables that are a maximum of 1cm thick. You can also cut cables that are not as thick as this, if you so desire. These cutters cannot be used to cut through the seminal crime drama The Wire, however, but you could use them to pinch off your cable TV connection if you wanted. " to "The sharp steel blades of these industrial-sized wire cutters are capable of cutting cables up to 1cm thick. You can also cut cables that are not as thick as this, if you so desire. The one thing these cutters cannot be used to cut through is the ground-breaking crime drama The Wire."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Fur Scarf

Description: "When you wear a fur scarf it tells others that you like animals too much to wear a full coat of their skin, but not so much that you wouldn't fashion them into an accessory. Constructed from a gorgeous blend of Chinchilla and boy fur, this scarf is 100% vegan unfriendly." to "When you wear a fur scarf it tells others that you like animals too much to wear a full coat of their skin, but not so much that you wouldn't fashion them into an accessory. Constructed from a gorgeous blend of Chinchilla and Madagascan boy fur, this scarf is 100% vegan unfriendly."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Fur Hat

Description: "In Red Dead Redemption 2 you can construct many different types of fur hat out of a range of interesting animals, from grizzlies and wolves through to beavers and racoons. In Torn, you get just one. And it's made from cat hair." to "In Red Dead Redemption 2 you can construct many different types of fur hat out of a range of interesting animals, from grizzlies and wolves through to beavers and racoons. In Torn, you get just one, and it's made from cat hair."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Platform Shoes

Description: "Platform Shoes were popular with both men and women throughout history, and while today they are more commonly seen as a feminine item, discrete platform shoes are still worn by "short kings" to disguise their lack of vertical manhood. These dusky pink platforms come with a 100% money back guarantee that you'll sprain your ankle in them at least once a week." to "Platform Shoes were popular with both men and women throughout history, and while today they are more commonly seen as a feminine item, discrete platform shoes are still worn by "short kings" to disguise their lack of vertical manhood. These dusky pink platforms come with a 100% money back guarantee that you'll sprain your ankle in them within the first 30 days."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Silver Flats

Name: Ballerina Flats to Silver Flats

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Silver Flats

Description: "Ballerina Flats are a type of women's shoe with virtually no sole at all, in contrast to actual ballerinas, who are known to have no soul. Their design is inspired by the traditional ballerina shoe worn by performers of said artform, and they are considered a fashionable alternative to high heels - although decidedly less useful as a weapon." to "These Silver Flats are notable for their lack of sole, whereas the music of Ed Sheeran is known for its distinct lack of soul. Made from a mixture of recycled trash and commercial adhesive, Ed Sheeran has sold over 150 million terrible records. This fact has nothing to do with these shoes, which are fine if you like that sort of thing."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Crystal Bracelet

Description: "This Crystal Bracelet is as gaudy as it is shiny. Constructed from reasonable quality silver by Francis Montana, Torn's resident jeweller, this bracelet is studded with white topaz crystals, which are said to improve the wearer's mental clarity - something which much of Torn's populace could benefit from greatly." to "Crystal Bracelets are as gaudy as they are shiny. Constructed from reasonable quality silver by Francis Montana, Torn's resident jeweller, this bracelet is studded with white topaz crystals, which are said to improve the wearer's mental clarity - something which much of Torn's populace could benefit from greatly."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Cocktail Ring

Description: "Cocktail Rings are also known as statement rings, given that they are chunky and feature a large, often fake gemstone in their settings. Quite what statement the wearer intends to make is down to the individual, but given the sheer size of this thing, you'd certainly make an impression if you punched someone while wearing it. " to "Cocktail Rings are also known as statement rings, given that they are chunky and feature a large, often fake gemstone in their settings. Quite what statement the wearer intends to make is down to you, but given the sheer size of this thing, you'd certainly make an impression if you punched someone in the temple with it."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Square Sunglasses

Name: Big Sunglasses to Square Sunglasses

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Square Sunglasses

Description: "Whether you're trying to hide an unsightly bruise or you're just damn sick of the sight of the sun, these Big Sunglasses will keep your peepers behind closed doors and then some! Made from low-grade plastic by a Vietnamese child, these glasses are guaranteed to shatter if you so much as bend them the wrong way." to "Whether you're trying to hide an unsightly bruise or you're just damn sick of the sight of the sun, these Square Sunglasses will keep your peepers behind closed doors and then some! Made from low-grade plastic by a Vietnamese child, these glasses are guaranteed to shatter if you look at them the wrong way."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Shrug

Description: "The Shrug is a cropped, cardigan-like garment with short or long sleeves cut in one with the body, with these items typically knitted too. This description was the first thing that came up when we googled Shrug. If you ask most people what one is, they will just shrug." to "The Shrug is a cropped, cardigan-like garment with short or long sleeves cut in one with the body, often made from knitted wool. This description was the first thing that came up when we googled Shrug. If you ask most people what a Shrug is, they will probably do something expressive with their shoulders."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Eye Patch

Description: "Contrary to popular belief, pirates did not wear eye patches because they had lost an eye in battle. Their true purpose was to cosplay as Nick Fury, or prepare the wearer to see in the dark, with the patch swapped from one eye to the other when below deck. " to "Contrary to popular belief, pirates did not wear eye patches because they had lost an eye in battle. Their true purpose was to hide the black eyes often inflicted upon pirates by their ocean bretheren. Relationships between men can often become violent, and this is never more true when you're stuck out at sea with nothing but salty water and rum for lubricant."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Collared Shawl

Description: "The Collared Shawl is a timeless piece of knitwear which suits both the elderly and the elderly at heart. If you're lucky, you might find butterscotch candies stuck to the inside pocket." to "The Collared Shawl is a timeless piece of knitwear which suits both the elderly and the elderly at heart. If you're lucky, you might find butterscotch candies stuck to the inside pocket. If you're unlucky, blood."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Cover-ups

Description: "If you're a glasses-wearer who's too cheap to afford a pair of prescription sunglasses, these cover-ups are an affordable alternative, as they are designed to sit on top of your regular spectacles and protect your peepers from the sun's harmful rays. However, while wearing them, you do run the risk of looking extremely frail, so bear that in mind." to "Too cheap to afford a pair of prescription sunglasses? These cover-ups are an affordable alternative, as they are designed to sit on top of your regular spectacles and protect your peepers from the sun's harmful rays. However, while wearing them, you do run the risk of looking extremely frail, so bear that in mind."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Sandals

Description: "These leather strap Sandals are exactly what the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ might've worn if he'd been around today or ever existed at all. And speaking of fictional tales, these particular Sandals were purchased in a job lot from the producers of the 2000 movie Gladiator, who used the money to purchase tranquilisers for Russell Crowe at the wrap party." to "These leather strap Sandals are exactly what the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ might've worn if he lived today or indeed ever. And speaking of fictional tales, these particular Sandals were purchased in a job lot from the producers of the 2000 movie Gladiator, who used the money to purchase tranquilisers for Russell Crowe at the wrap party."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Flat Cap

Description: "Flat Caps have enjoyed a resurgence lately thanks to their appearance in Peaky Blinders, a crime series covering the exploits of the Shelby crime family whose members are stricken with a disease which forces them to walk in slow motion. Formed from a rounded cap with a short stiff brim, these flat caps are sadly bereft of blades, but you will look sharp nonetheless." to "Flat Caps have enjoyed a resurgence lately thanks to their appearance in Peaky Blinders, a crime series covering the exploits of the Shelby crime family whose members are stricken with a disease which forces them to walk in slow motion. Formed from a rounded cap with a short stiff brim, these flat caps are sadly bereft of blades, but you will certainly look sharp wearing one."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Bathrobe

Description: "There's nothing better than sinking into a fluffy white Bathrobe after a nice hot crack bath - which is a lot like a regular bath, except you smoke crack while in the tub. This particular robe was stolen in bulk from a spa retreat while everyone was busy enjoying a reiki mud ritual." to "There's nothing better than sinking into a fluffy white Bathrobe after a nice hot crack bath - which is a lot like a regular bath, except you smoke crack while in the tub. This particular robe is made from the purest white silk, and is modelled on one which Whitney Houston owned."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Denim Cap

Description: "Denim Caps can be worn backwards for a "radical" effect, or frontways for an "I don't like the sun in my eyes" vibe. These caps can be worn sideways at your own risk." to "Denim Caps should be worn backwards for a "radical" effect, or front ways for an "I don't like the sun in my eyes" vibe. These caps can also be worn sideways at your own risk."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Gentleman Cache

Description: "The Gentleman Cache contains a refined, formal garment considered suitable attire for the opera, the racecourse, or the murder of a prostitute in 19th Century East London." to "The Gentleman Cache is a Supply Pack which contains one item from a selection of refined, formal garments considered suitable attire for the opera, the racecourse, or the murder of a prostitute in 19th Century East London."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Snapback Hat

Description: "This Snapback Hat comes without one of those douchey silver stickers attached. We removed it on your behalf, because what are you, twelve?" to "This Snapback Hat comes without one of those douchey silver stickers attached to the brim. We removed it on your behalf, because what are you, twelve?"

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Basketball Shirt

Description: "The Torn City Basketball Team is known as The Shivs, and while they haven't played a match in fourteen years, their apparel is still popular among the city's youth. This vest is made from a high-tech breathable fabric, enabling you to emerge from even the most intense interrogation entirely sweat-free." to "The Torn City Basketball Team is known as The Shivs, and while they haven't played a match in fourteen years, their apparel is still popular among the city's youth. This vest is made from a high-tech breathable fabric known as Pit-Stahp, enabling you to emerge from even the most intense interrogation sweating less than Prince Andrew."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Parachute Pants

Description: "If you want to be noticed and / or beaten to a pulp, you could do no better than this pair of gold lamé Parachute Pants. Popularized by MC Hammer in the 1980's parachute pants were originally made of nylon to allow the wearer to breakdance effectively. These are made from lamé, because who even breakdances anymore?" to "If you want to be noticed and / or beaten to a pulp, you could do no better than this pair of gold lamé Parachute Pants. Popularized by MC Hammer in the 1980s, parachute pants were originally made of nylon to allow the wearer to breakdance effectively. These are made from lamé, because who even breakdances anymore?"

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Tube Dress

Description: "A Tube Dress is not a dress in a tube, it is simply a dress that is shaped like a tube - you know, like Pringles, except clothes. Made from viscose and elastine, this pink Tube Dress can be thrown on by women and crossdressers in a matter of seconds, which comes in handy if you need to exit via your lover's bedroom window in a pinch. " to "A Tube Dress is not a dress in a tube, it is simply a dress that is shaped like a tube - you know, like Pringles, except clothes. Made from viscose and elastine, this pink Tube Dress can be thrown on by women and crossdressers in a matter of seconds, which comes in handy if you need to exit your lover's bedroom window in a pinch. "

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Silver Hoodie

Description: "If you've ever wanted to attract an increasing number of magpies to your body, then this Silver Hoodie is exactly what you need. Made from cotton flocked with a mixture of PU and Mercury, this hoodie will leave you weak and trembling if you wear it for long enough." to "If you've ever wanted to attract an increasing number of magpies to your body then this Silver Hoodie is exactly what you need. Made from cotton flocked with a mixture of PU and Mercury, this hoodie will leave you weak and trembling if you wear it for long enough."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Durag

Description: "Durags, also known as do-rags or du-rags, consist of a simple cloth worn over the head and tied around the back. They are most commonly worn by people of colour who are in the process of developing wave, braided or dreadlocked hairstyles, but they can also be worn by white people, who look very funny in them." to "Durags, also known as do-rags or du-rags, consist of a simple cloth worn over the head and tied around the back. They are most commonly worn by people of colour who are in the process of developing wave, braided or dreadlocked hairstyles, but they can also be worn by white people who want to look like a weapons-grade bellend."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Sports Jacket

Description: "Sports Jackets like this are so-called due to their historic use by men playing outdoor sports, such as shooting, hunting, and cricket. Unlike a blazer, the Sports Coat is made from a hardwearing fabric which enables it to be worn as a casual, everyday item. This one is made from light tweed, which sounds like a character from Harry Potter." to "Sports Jackets are so-called due to their historic use by men playing outdoor sports, such as shooting, hunting, and cricket. Unlike a blazer, the Sports Coat is made from a hardwearing fabric which enables it to be worn as a casual, everyday item. This one is made from light tweed, which sounds like Mike Tyson trying to describe the universal physical constant."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Credit Card

Description: "Credit Cards can be used to acquire a significant amount of debt in exchange for items you really wanted but simply couldn't afford at the time. They can also be used to cut up lines of cocaine, if Torn had any cocaine, which it doesn't... yet." to "Credit Cards can be used to acquire a significant amount of debt in exchange for items you want but can't afford. They can also be used to cut up lines of cocaine, if Torn had any cocaine, which it doesn't... yet."

October 19, 2020

Item updated: Lipstick

Description: "Lipstick is a cosmetic item made of oils, waxes, pigments and moisturizers that is used to apply color to the lips. The point of lipstick is to make your mouth more attractive to others, despite the fact that the same effect can be achieved by stuffing it full of mashed potatoes and gravy. This particular lipstick is Fresh Blood Carmine #005" to "Lipstick is a cosmetic item made of oils, waxes, pigments and moisturizers used to apply color to the lips. The point of lipstick is to make your mouth more attractive to others, but the same effect can be achieved by stuffing it full of mashed potatoes and gravy. This particular lipstick is Flesh Wound Carmine #005."

October 16, 2020

Honor updated: Foot Soldier

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

October 15, 2020

Item updated: Qsz-92

Description: "Most recent development of the Chinese state arms factories. Dual stack magazine holds 15 rounds of ammunition in either calibre. Front part of the frame under the barrel is shaped as an accessory rail to accept laser sights or flash lights." to "Most recent development of the Chinese state arms factories. Dual stack magazine holds 15 rounds. Front part of the frame under the barrel is shaped as an accessory rail to accept laser sights or flash lights."

October 14, 2020

Honor updated: Yoink

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

October 13, 2020

Honor added: Kosovo

Description: A default honor bar available to everyone

October 13, 2020

Honor added: Yoink

Description: Successfully mug someone who just mugged someone else

October 11, 2020

Honor updated: Triple Tap

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

October 9, 2020

Honor updated: Dragon's Breath

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

October 9, 2020

Honor updated: Freedom Isn't Free

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

October 8, 2020

Honor updated: Freerunner

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

October 7, 2020

Honor updated: Bare

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

October 7, 2020

Honor updated: Dragon's Breath

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

October 6, 2020

Honor added: Dragon's Breath

Description: Use a 12 Gauge Incendiary round

October 1, 2020

Honor updated: Jacked

Rarity: Rare to Limited

September 30, 2020

Honor updated: Maimed

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

September 30, 2020

Honor updated: Penetrated

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

September 30, 2020

Honor updated: Scorched

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

September 30, 2020

Honor updated: Marked

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Zip Wallet

Description: "A tough fabric wallet closed with a zipper. " to "Zip wallets are for people who refuse to embrace chaos. If it is destiny that your driver's license should fall out of your wallet and end up in the hands of a methed-up sex criminal who proceeds to track you down and consume your toenail clippings, then who are you to deny the will of the universe? This Zip Wallet may contain useful items, but it will not save you from your predetermined fate."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Clutch

Description: "A fashionable clutch purse." to "In 1832 famed biologist Henri Latrine discovered that women were deathly allergic to pockets, hence why it is illegal for ladies' clothing to possess hidden compartments to this day. It is for this reason that the Clutch Bag was invented, to enable the fairer sex to transport their various accoutrements without having to store them in their mouth. This Clutch Bag may contain anything from cash to make-up, through to old receipts and the number of a man who was both creepy and persistent."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Hit Contract

Description: "A letter featuring the particulars of a wanted criminal." to "Inside this envelope is the name of a dangerous, wanted criminal, along with a contract for their "termination". The envelope itself is quite nice, so you might want to save it for when you start eBaying all the crap in your spare room. "

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Syringe

Description: "An unused 5ml syringe with a hypodermic needle." to "This unused 5ml syringe could be used to inject yourself with all manner of intoxicating substances. Or, if you're thrifty, you might use it to refill an off-brand printer cartridge and save yourself some dough. Just make sure you don't get confused halfway through and overdose on Magenta. "

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Spoon

Description: "A charred spoon." to "The bowl of this spoon is suspiciously charred. This leads you to believe that someone has been using it to heat cold soup while holding it over the stove. "

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Nightgown

Description: "" to "The only thing better than wearing a silk nightgown to bed is dying in your sleep - peacefully, of course. Contemporary nightgowns are mostly worn by women, but can also be worn by men who are expecting to be visited by three judgemental spirits in the dead of night. This particular nightgown has a buttoned-up access panel about the rear for the release of nightly discharge."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Pullover

Description: "" to "This tight-fitting, woolen pullover comes in a unique shade of brown rarely seen outside of a sewage sluice. Soft to the touch and hard-wearing, this sweater is very much a one-off, in that as soon as you put one on, you'll want to take it off."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Elegant Cache

Description: "" to "Coco Chanel once said that elegance is when the inside is as beautiful as the outside, but she was also a Nazi agent, so who cares what she thinks. Upon opening, this Elegant Cache will bestow upon you an item of such luxury that you will be immediately marked out as someone worth mugging."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Naughty Cache

Description: "" to "The Naughty Cache is the kind of item you keep at the back of the wardrobe away from the children and your mother-in-law. Inside this crate you will find a single item that will transform your sex life. It could be a blindfold to increase suspense, a maid uniform for role-play, or it might be a ball gag to stop your husband making weird noises at the point of orgasm. Whatever's inside, please wash it before use."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Elderly Cache

Description: "" to "Due to the unattractive nature of their withered physique, the elderly are required by law to wear as many clothes as possible so as not to put anyone off their dinner. This Elderly Cache contains items of clothing well-suited to those of a wrinkled disposition, with most pieces coming in a shade known as forgettable beige."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Denim Cache

Description: "" to "Double denim is for losers. Triple denim is for pussies. But sextuple denim is for jeaniuses. This Denim Cache will provide you with one of six possible denim items. Collect them all to fulfil your destiny and become a denim deity."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Wannabe Cache

Description: "" to "It doesn't matter if you're pretty fly for a white guy or a bit of a prick for an asian chick, this Wannabe Cache will have you dressing like an absolute banker in the time it takes to say gunter glieben glauten globen. Snapbacks, Shutter Shades, Saggy Pants and the rest await you inside this treasure trove of trends for try-hards."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Cutesy Cache

Description: "" to "The colorful clothes and accessories in this Cutesy Cache wouldn't look out of place on a nine-year-old girl. These days, you're more likely to see them on a woman in her mid-thirties who still describes herself as a dweemgurl pwincess. "

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Armor Cache

Description: "" to "Pretty armor does not make a warrior, but it will keep the blood inside your body while you wait for your friends to turn up. This Armor Cache will provide you with one piece of armor. We make no promises that it will stop you from being killed."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Melee Cache

Description: "" to "This Melee Cache contains a melee weapon, which you can use to harm other human beings in a melee, fracas, scuffle, or kerfuffle at your leisure. You may not use melee weapons to harm animals, because that's mean."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Small Arms Cache

Description: "" to "Despite its name implying otherwise, the Small Arms Cache cannot be opened by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Upon opening this crate, you will receive a small, lightweight firearm that you can use to cause injury and / or death to your opponents and / or friends. "

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Medium Arms Cache

Description: "" to "Medium Arms are defined as being neither Small Arms nor Heavy Arms, but something in between. This Medium Arms cache therefore contains armaments that are not light enough to be stuffed in your waistband, but nor must they be mounted on a tripod. Don't blame me if this description doesn't make sense. Open it up and see for yourself if you care that much."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Heavy Arms Cache

Description: "" to "The Heavy Arms cache is where you will find big f***ing weapons to put down big f***ing people. If you feel like you have heavy arms then you may be suffering from a severe nerve disorder, but if you want heavy arms, open this damn crate."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Spy Camera

Description: "" to "Ever wanted to know what your uncle does in the shed late at night? Install this Spy Camera in a discrete location and find out exactly how troubling his personal habits are. This Spy Camera is made in China, so everything it records will appear as if it had been filmed through a potato. "

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Cloning Device

Description: "" to "In the year 2045 you will be able to clone perfect replicas of yourself which you can use to do your bidding, your spouse, and your laundry. Until then, you'll have to make do with this Card Cloning Device, which takes mere seconds to lift the data off someone's credit card once it's been swiped through."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Card Skimmer

Description: "" to "A Card Skimmer jammed into an ATM can record the details of hundreds of individual credit cards every hour. The best place to mount these is outside a place where people withdraw cash in a hurry, such as a strip club, or a KFC whose card machine is always busted."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Tutu

Description: "" to "The Tutu was named after its inventor, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, who wore the garment to public rallies in the 1980's to distract white South Africans from the fact he was helping to dismantle apartheid. This Tutu is made from pink gauze and will rise up when the wearer pirouettes, or stands over a leafblower."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Knee Socks

Description: "" to "Knee Socks imply that the wearer is somewhat playful, or that they have really ugly shins. These pink cotton Knee Socks stop just below the thigh on a regular-sized person, but could probably be used as a sleeping bag by those of restricted height, such as Oompa Loompas, or Tyrion Lannister. "

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Kitty Shoes

Description: "" to "These red leather Kitty Shoes are perfect for anyone who loves the color red, and who likes cats. They are wholly unsuitable for someone who prefers purple and is obsessed with narwhals."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Cat Ears

Description: "" to "These Cat Ears won't make you look like a cat, but they will make you look like you have the ears of a cat. To complete the full cat look you'd need whiskers, a tail, and a spine flexible enough that you can reach your posterior with your tongue."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Bunny Ears

Description: "" to "Myxomatosis is a severely painful disease in rabbits which attacks their skin, eyes, lungs, and genitals. Remember that the next time you appropriate their culture by wearing these Bunny Ears. "

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Puppy Ears

Description: "" to "If you want a headband which comes with the ears of a full-sized dog attached then you are shit out of luck my friend. But if you're after some realistic-looking Puppy Ears, then why not buy a pair of these Puppy Ears? They look like real Puppy Ears. PUPPY EARS!"

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Heart Sunglasses

Description: "" to "If you're an Elton John cosplayer or simply wish to hide the hate behind your sunken eyes, these Heart Sunglasses will do the job. Obviously the hearts which these glasses depict do not in any way resemble real human hearts. But legend has it that if you fly to South Africa on a Tuesday, you can pick up pair of liver sunglasses which are surprisingly realistic."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Hair Bow

Description: "" to "A Hair Bow may look cute, but they also serve as a signal to others that your hair is a gift to them. When wearing a Hair Bow you must be vigilant, and avoid accessorizing with matching gift tag earrings."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Lolita Dress

Description: "" to "The term Lolita means a sexually precocious young girl. To avoid Torn being shut down and raided by the police, we're going to end this description right here."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Unicorn Horn

Description: "" to "Many people believe that Unicorns possessed a single large horn in the centre of their head, however, recent paleontological evidence suggests they actually had one giant tentacle there instead. But don't let that stop you perpetuating the Unicorn horn myth with this brightly colored plastic Unicorn Horn, which you can also wear around your waist as a Merman's penis."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Check Skirt

Description: "" to "This red checkered cotton skirt resembles the type worn as part of a uniform by British schoolgirls - and the occasional schoolboy, if he was feeling adventurous. "

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Polka Dot Dress

Description: "" to "Red Polka Dot dresses are closely associated with the 1950's, and wearing one implies that you love everything about this decade, including racism, the Cold War, and the mass coverup of the harmful effects of smoking by international tobacco companies. Who knew that wearing a little old dress meant so much!"

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Ballet Shoes

Description: "" to "Ballet Shoes are shoes you wear for performing ballet, not while attending a ballet. You could wear ballet shoes while attending a ballet, but people will be confused and think you are performing in the ballet, when really you are just attending a ballet in ballet shoes. If you do decide to wear ballet shoes to a ballet in which you are not performing, simply because you like to wear ballet shoes, you'd have to explain to multiple people that you weren't performing in the ballet, you were simply attending a ballet in ballet shoes, and that could be quite long-winded. "

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Dungarees

Description: "" to "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute and creative "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Tights

Description: "" to "Tights were invented in 1965 by the famous bankrobber Ian Tights, who wished to obscure his appearance while performing criminal acts. In the 1980's, women found a new use for tights as a leg covering, with these thin, nylon garments helping to hide the fact that they hadn't shaved them due to feminism. Today, men and women of all ages enjoy wearing tights, mostly thanks to a resurgence in their popularity caused by the 1993 documentary Robin Hood: Men in Tights."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Old Wallet

Description: "A grubby, tattered wallet." to "Inside this old, leather wallet you'll find a snapshot of someone else's life. Credit cards. Membership cards. A coupon for half off at Big Al's. Family photographs. An expired condom. Who knows, maybe you'll even find a wad of cash in this wallet, cash you could use to buy something useful, like a wallet."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Cardholder

Description: "A soft leather cardholder." to "Cardholders are bought by people too rich to carry cash, but too poor to have their PA pay for their groceries. This particular cardholder could contain one of several types of cards. But the most important thing is that it won't ruin your silhouette when you store it in your ass pocket."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Billfold

Description: "A slim premium billfold." to "A billfold is thinner and has fewer compartments than a wallet, but to make up for it they often contain more cash than a stripper's g-string. The only problem with a billfold is having to deal with people who compliment your "fancy new wallet", as you'll have to correct them, to which they will reply "I don't care"."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Coin Purse

Description: "A fabric purse with a metal clasp." to "The Coin Purse is most popular among elderly women, who remain gloriously oblivious to its use as a slang term for testicles. Inside this Coin Purse you may find several coins of various denominations, which you are then free to insert into vending machines, gumball machines, or the Neverending Story coin-operated ride that's been outside your local 7-11 since 1984."

September 29, 2020

Honor added: Marked

Description: Use 2,500 Tracer rounds

September 29, 2020

Honor added: Penetrated

Description: Use 2,500 Piercing rounds

September 29, 2020

Honor added: Scorched

Description: Use 2,500 Incendiary rounds

September 29, 2020

Honor added: Maimed

Description: Use 2,500 Hollow Point rounds

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Booty Shorts

Description: "" to "Not everyone can pull off a pair of booty shorts, especially if it's a hot day and they've stuck to the inside of your buttcheeks. This pair of leopard-print crack-snugglers are perfect for those whose friends have no imagination, because they leave absolutely nothing to it. There's no need to upload pictures of food to Instagram when you're wearing these things, because everyone can see what you had for dinner."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Collar

Description: "" to "When people see you wearing a collar they are liable to suppose one of two things. Either you're a goth, or you're under the influence of a 40-something online dom who has convinced you you're his sex slave to mask the fact he doesn't know what he's doing in the bedroom. You were hoping to meet your very own Christian Grey, but he'll turn out to be more of a Christopher Beige."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Ball Gag

Description: "" to "The Ball Gag is the perfect gift for a lover who refuses to stop making weird noises at the point of orgasm. Consisting of a hardy leather strap and a rubber ball fixed together with steel clasps, this item can also be used to recreate the gimp scene from Pulp Fiction, if you're into that sort of thing."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Blindfold

Description: "" to "This blindfold is made from soft, black silk, and is capable of obstructing the wearer's vision even in the presence of daylight. Blindfolds can be great fun in the bedroom if you like a little mystery in your sex life. They also come in handy if your partner hasn't aged well, or has recently undergone reconstructive surgery after a particularly nasty car accident."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Maid Uniform

Description: "" to "French Maid Uniforms are one of the most popular types of sexy outfit, alongside schoolgirl, secretary, nurse, and 14th Century Brigandine. This particular Maid Uniform is made from cheap polyester and cotton lace, and will no doubt fall apart during a vigorous polishing of the ornaments."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Maid Hat

Description: "" to "No Maid Uniform is complete without a dainty little Maid Hat to top it off. This "hat" may be no more than a strip of starched lace glued to a simple headband, but from the instant you wear it, you'll feel as if you're in the bedchambers of an old French aristocrat whose bedpan needs to be emptied forthwith."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Ball Gown

Description: "" to "This floor-length Ball Gown is so elegant it could make a princess out of a pig. Hewn from luxurious chiffon in a shade of purple known as Deluge, the way this dress exposes the full glory of your décolletage means you'll be deluged with suitors before you've had time to dance a single step. "

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Fascinator Hat

Description: "" to "The Fascinator Hat was invented in the 17th Century, and originally consisted of a lacey scarf wrapped around a woman's head with the aim of drawing attention and invoking an air of mystery. These days, the term Fascinator is used to describe any overly elaborate hat worn at a stupid angle to a wedding or a racecourse, with the only mystery being "Why the hell are you wearing that?""

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Wedding Dress

Description: "" to "Wedding dresses are like Crocs; you know you've messed up if you wear them more than once. This particular Wedding Dress is an off-the-rack number made from white satin, meaning you could spill a White Russian all over it and nobody would notice. "

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Wedding Veil

Description: "" to "Wedding veils were originally worn to protect the Bride from evil and impurity, because apparently a thin layer of net fabric can repel such things. In Torn, a veil is worn to protect the wedding congregation from Bridal saliva, as the women here are neither good nor pure, and are prone to spitting to get their own way."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Head Scarf

Description: "" to "The favored headwear for terminally ill patients and white women returning from a gap year in India, the headscarf is a versatile piece of clothing well-suited to various climates - except wind or rain. This headscarf is made from a piece of floral fabric, and would not look out of place on the head of an 84-year-old woman whose husband recently passed away."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Opera Gloves

Description: "" to "Once the preserve of high society dames and regality, Opera Gloves are now worn by slags and wannabe starlets everywhere. The long, slender design of these stylish gloves make even the roughest broad feel like she's having Breakfast At Tiffany's when she's snarfing down an Egg McMuffin in Maccies at half nine in the morning."

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Cell Phone

Description: "" to "Known as the most durable mobile phone of all time, the Italian-made Gnocchia 3310 should really be classed as a melee weapon, given that one single blow with this object is capable of turning someone's face into a concave structure. "

September 29, 2020

Item updated: Assless Chaps

Description: "" to "Traditonally, a set of chaps consists of a pair of leggings and a belt, often made of leather, which are worn over trousers to protect the wearer's legs while on horseback. Chaps do not typically cover your crotch or buttocks, but this pair has been designed with a front pouch, which hints that they are to be worn over bare naked flesh. Assless they may be, but you'll have no trouble tapping dat in a pair of these bad boys."

September 27, 2020

Honor updated: Gone Fishing

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

September 24, 2020

Honor updated: Pepperoni

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

September 24, 2020

Honor updated: Triple Tap

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

September 23, 2020

Honor updated: Triple Tap

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

September 22, 2020

Honor added: Triple Tap

Description: Achieve three headshots in a row

September 21, 2020

Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

September 21, 2020

Honor updated: Overtime

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

September 17, 2020

Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut

Rarity: Rare to Limited

September 17, 2020

Medal updated: Legendary

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

September 16, 2020

Honor updated: Overtime

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

September 16, 2020

Honor updated: Lead Salad

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

September 16, 2020

Honor updated: Hula

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

September 16, 2020

Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

September 15, 2020

Honor updated: Intern

Name: I'm a Real Doctor to Intern

September 15, 2020

Honor updated: Intern

Description: Steal 500 medical items to Use 100 job points

September 15, 2020

Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut

Name: Keen to Stuck in a Rut

September 15, 2020

Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut

Description: Spy on people while in the army 100 times to Use 1,000 job points

September 15, 2020

Honor added: Overtime

Description: Use 10,000 job points

September 13, 2020

Honor updated: Strongest Link

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

September 9, 2020

Honor updated: Sodaholic

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

September 9, 2020

Honor updated: RNG

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

September 9, 2020

Honor updated: Repeat Offender

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Common

September 8, 2020

Honor added: Repeat Offender

Description: Go to jail 250 times

September 8, 2020

Honor updated: Chainer 4

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

September 8, 2020

Medal updated: Champion

Rarity: Rare to Limited

September 8, 2020

Medal updated: Pwned in the Face

Rarity: Rare to Limited

September 1, 2020

Honor added: Welcome

Description: Be online every day for 100 days

August 31, 2020

Honor updated: Going Postal

Rarity: Rare to Limited

August 31, 2020

Medal updated: Overzealous

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Gold Chain

Description: "" to "All that glitters is gold, but only shooting stars break the mold. You won't exactly break any molds in this 9 karat Gold Chain, but you will make yourself a target for muggers if you wear this on the streets."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Snapback Hat

Description: "" to "This Snapback Hat comes without one of those douchey silver stickers attached. We removed it on your behalf, because what are you, twelve?"

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Saggy Pants

Description: "" to "The practice of wearing Saggy Pants is believed to have originated in the US prison system, where belts and braces are prohibited, and prison-issue items are often oversized. Outside of the clink, those who wear this style of trouser do so to show off how clean their underwear is."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Oversized Shirt

Description: "" to "It doesn't matter how fat or thin you are, this Oversized Shirt will always be two sizes too big for you. Made from a revolutionary fabric called Nylong, this shirt adapts to the wearer's physique and stretches without pressure, enabling you to look "proper street" from the moment you put it on."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Basketball Shirt

Description: "" to "The Torn City Basketball Team is known as The Shivs, and while they haven't played a match in fourteen years, their apparel is still popular among the city's youth. This vest is made from a high-tech breathable fabric, enabling you to emerge from even the most intense interrogation entirely sweat-free."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Parachute Pants

Description: "" to "If you want to be noticed and / or beaten to a pulp, you could do no better than this pair of gold lamé Parachute Pants. Popularized by MC Hammer in the 1980's parachute pants were originally made of nylon to allow the wearer to breakdance effectively. These are made from lamé, because who even breakdances anymore?"

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Tube Dress

Description: "" to "A Tube Dress is not a dress in a tube, it is simply a dress that is shaped like a tube - you know, like Pringles, except clothes. Made from viscose and elastine, this pink Tube Dress can be thrown on by women and crossdressers in a matter of seconds, which comes in handy if you need to exit via your lover's bedroom window in a pinch. "

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Gold Sneakers

Description: "" to "Jazz up an otherwise forgettable outfit with this pair of snazzy Gold Sneakers! Constructed from coated rubber and canvas, these Gold Sneakers will look like absolute s**t as soon as you scuff them just once, so treat them with care!"

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Shutter Shades

Description: "" to "Remember when Kanye West wore a pair of Shutter Shades in 2007? Like almost everything Yeezy creates, this style was stolen from a 1980's trend, but now you can bring them back in style by sporting a pair of these cheap plastic knock-offs."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Silver Hoodie

Description: "" to "If you've ever wanted to attract an increasing number of magpies to your body, then this Silver Hoodie is exactly what you need. Made from cotton flocked with a mixture of PU and Mercury, this hoodie will leave you weak and trembling if you wear it for long enough."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Bucket Hat

Description: "" to "Popular among British festival-goers of the 1990's, the Bucket Hat is a piece of headwear made from thick canvas - three times as thick as Liam Gallagher, actually. This particular Bucket Hat comes in a shade known as Hot Salmon."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Puffer Jacket

Description: "" to "The Puffer Jacket, also known as the Down Jacket, was designed by Australian chemist George Finch for the 1922 Everest expedition. While his design was initially mocked, it eventually fell into favor due to its wind-resistance abilities, and the fact that it makes you look three times as big as you actually are."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Durag

Name: Do Rag to Durag

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Durag

Description: "" to "Durags, also known as do-rags or du-rags, consist of a simple cloth worn over the head and tied around the back. They are most commonly worn by people of colour who are in the process of developing wave, braided or dreadlocked hairstyles, but they can also be worn by white people, who look very funny in them."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Onesie

Description: "" to "Onesies were once the sole preserve of newborn babies whose parents couldn't be bothered to dress them up properly. But today, the Onesie is now popular as a homewear item, or a streetwear item if you have abandoned the concept of shame."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Baseball Jacket

Description: "" to "In the United States, many citizens wear Baseball Jackets to excuse the fact that they are carrying a baseball bat around with them at the time. In Torn, such chicanery is unnecessary, so feel free to sport this retro polyester Baseball Jacket to disguise yourself as a yankee tourist instead."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Braces

Description: "" to "If for some reason you're allergic to belts, then a pair of Braces does just as good a job at holding your trousers up instead. Of course, you wouldn't need either if you'd bought properly fitting trousers in the first place, but until you grow into them, these elasticated black braces will stop you looking like a gangsta rapper. "

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Panama Hat

Description: "" to "Panama Hats are lightweight, brimmed, and typically made of woven straw. They were originally an Ecuadorian invention, but Panama Hat sounds nicer than Ecuador Hat, so everyone just pretends that's where they came from. "

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Pipe

Description: "" to "Used to smoke loose tobacco, the Pipe is a dual-purpose item given that it also increases your ability to contemplate things by roughly 400%. Pipes are best smoked by a roaring fireplace in a room with lots of books in, and perhaps an ancient musket on the wall for good measure."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Shoulder Sweater

Description: "" to "In Torn City it is illegal for someone to board a boat without their sweater being tied over their shoulders. This Shoulder Sweater comes pre-tied to save you the trouble. "

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Sports Jacket

Description: "" to "Sports Jackets like this are so-called due to their historic use by men playing outdoor sports, such as shooting, hunting, and cricket. Unlike a blazer, the Sports Coat is made from a hardwearing fabric which enables it to be worn as a casual, everyday item. This one is made from light tweed, which sounds like a character from Harry Potter."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Credit Card

Description: "" to "Credit Cards can be used to acquire a significant amount of debt in exchange for items you really wanted but simply couldn't afford at the time. They can also be used to cut up lines of cocaine, if Torn had any cocaine, which it doesn't... yet."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Lipstick

Description: "" to "Lipstick is a cosmetic item made of oils, waxes, pigments and moisturizers that is used to apply color to the lips. The point of lipstick is to make your mouth more attractive to others, despite the fact that the same effect can be achieved by stuffing it full of mashed potatoes and gravy. This particular lipstick is Fresh Blood Carmine #005"

August 30, 2020

Item updated: License

Description: "" to "This Driver's License should be in the wallet of its owner rather than your hand. But given that it is not, you may as well use it to take out a bank loan, adopt a child, or get married in someone else's name."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Tampon

Description: "" to "Tampons are a feminine hygiene product used to absorb the menstrual flow during a woman's period. They can also be filled with vodka and used to imbibe alcohol at a party through non-oral means, although this will probably kill you."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Receipt

Description: "" to "Judging by this receipt, it appears that someone is in for a great night by themselves, given that it lists the purchase of a cucumber, ten trash bags, some duct tape, a family-sized jar of mayonnaise, and a Hannah Montana blu-ray."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Family Photo

Description: "" to "This photo appears to have captured a precious, intimate moment between a loving family during a day at the beach. But for all we know, this may have been the last time they were seen alive, as their psychotic father dragged them kicking and screaming into the sea in a four-way death pact. Either way, it's beautifully composed."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Lint

Description: "" to "Lint is a mixture of textile fibers, human hair, skin cells, animal fur, dust and microorganisms which can often be found at the bottom of your dryer, in your pockets or inside your belly button. Eat it, you might like it. "

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Handcuffs

Description: "" to "Beloved by law enforcement and kinky lovers alike, these steel Handcuffs are capable of fixing a person's hands behind their back or to the bedframe until such time as they are released. "

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Concussion Grenade

Description: "" to "There are two ways to give someone concussion; punch them in the head repeatedly, or lob a Concussion Grenade at them. When your opponent is concussed, they may suffer problems with concentration, memory, balance and coordination."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Denim Shirt

Description: "" to "Denim Shirts give off a clear signal to everyone around you, and that signal is "I like jeans so much I want to wear them all over my body". This particular shirt is made from stretch denim, because let's face it, you haven't been looking after yourself lately. "

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Denim Vest

Description: "" to "When accompanied by a white t-shirt and a set of dog tags, a Denim Vest tells others that while you aren't someone to be messed with, there won't be many consequences if you do. This particular vest is made from denim that is raw and untreated, like your spirit, I guess."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Denim Jacket

Description: "" to "Denim Jackets work best when teamed with items that are not made of denim, lest you suffer the ignominy of being seen in double denim. There are many items not made of denim, including cotton t-shirts, woolen overcoats, and PVC onesies to name but a few."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Denim Jeans

Description: "" to "Jeans were invented by Steve Jeans in 1992, when a shortage of chinos meant that dads everywhere were rendered pantsless on Saturday afternoons. The denim fabric from which they are made was created in Europe in the 16th Century, which was also when colonialism really started to take off. Coincidence? Yes."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Denim Shoes

Description: "" to "If you're trying to build some sort of denim gimp suit, then you'll need this pair of Denim Hi-Tops to go with your Denim Jacket, Denim Vest, Denim Shirt, Denim Trousers and Denim Thong. These shoes are unsuitable for both men and women over the age of 32."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Denim Cap

Description: "" to "Denim Caps can be worn backwards for a "radical" effect, or frontways for an "I don't like the sun in my eyes" vibe. These caps can be worn sideways at your own risk."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Bread Knife

Description: "" to "Whether you're looking to slice open an artisan sourdough or a rival's throat, the Bread Knife allows you to do so with consumate ease. The weapon of choice for Jimmy "Two-Shins", this serrated blade will lacerate your opponent and leave them bleeding long after you've slashed them."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Semtex

Description: "" to "Semtex is a general purpose plastic explosive which can be moulded into all kinds of amusing shapes, if the mood strikes. When fitted with a timer and a detonating cord, this material can be used to explode your target into tiny disappointed pieces."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Poison Umbrella

Description: "" to "Considered the weapon of choice for Cold War assassins, this Poison Umbrella is capable of transferring a small poisonous pellet into your opponent. This particular umbrella is wielded by Fernando Maria Fernández, a.k.a. Fingers, and the ingredients in its poison are known only to him."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Millwall Brick

Description: "" to "The Millwall Brick is an improvised weapon consisting of a simple newspaper rolled up lengthways and folded in half to create a solid club-like edge at one end. It was invented by fans of Millwall Football Club as a way of smuggling a weapon into football grounds, but Arsenal supporters claim they almost invented it first."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Gentleman Cache

Description: "" to "The Gentleman Cache contains a refined, formal garment considered suitable attire for the opera, the racecourse, or the murder of a prostitute in 19th Century East London."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Suit Trousers

Description: "" to "Unless you're one of those kilt-wearing berks who thinks they're Scottish because their uncle once visited Aberdeen, black suit trousers are the most formal form of legwear mankind has thus far invented. These particular trousers would work well for someone attending a job inteview, visiting a funeral, appearing in court, or dressing up as the guy from Hitman. "

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Derby Shoes

Name: Dress Shoes to Derby Shoes

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Derby Shoes

Description: "" to "Derby Shoes were once worn by hunters and sportsmen, but today they are considered suitable for both formal and semi-formal styles. The Derby is an open laced shoe, meaning the quarters are sewn on top of the vamp, making them easy to put on. If you neither know nor care what that means, you may be interested to learn that the Derby was invented for the 19th Century Earl of Derby, who was so fat he had trouble putting his regular shoes on. And if that isn't a legacy, I don't know what is."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Smoking Jacket

Description: "" to "Smoking Jackets were designed in the 19th Century for men who wanted to enjoy the calming pleasures of tobacco, but didn't want their clothes to smell absolutely rank. The most iconic colorway for a Smoking Jacket is Burgundy and Black, with silk or velvet the preferred material. Famous aficionados of the garment include Hugh Hefner and Saddam Hussein."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Monocle

Description: "" to "Consisting of a circular lens within a wire frame attached to a short string or chain, the Monocle was intended as a corrective piece of eyewear used to enhance your vision in one single eye. However, with the advancement of modern optometry, these items became obsolete, and were instead used to signify one's wealth, or their identity as the Monopoly man."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Paint Mask

Description: "" to "Would you like to avoid huffing half a gallon of paint into your lungs while you're repainting the spare bedroom? Then this Paint Mask is the product for you. Its particulate cotton filters ensure that your airways are free from both fumes and droplets. WARNING: Does not protect against airborne viruses or non-lethal crowd control systems. "

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Ladder

Description: "" to "Ladders were traditionally used to help people avoid snakes, but these days they have all sorts of uses; scaling a tree to retrieve a cat, peeping into your neighbor's bedroom window late at night, and gaining entry to the Ladder Owners Club of Torn. This ladder is made from flimsy aluminium and has been described as "a death trap" by online reviewers. What will you use your ladder for?"

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Wire Cutters

Description: "" to "The sharp steel blades of these industrial-sized wire cutters are capable of cutting through cables that are a maximum of 1cm thick. You can also cut cables that are not as thick as this, if you so desire. These cutters cannot be used to cut through the seminal crime drama The Wire, however, but you could use them to pinch off your cable TV connection if you wanted. "

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Fur Coat

Description: "" to "Animal rights protestors have labelled this fur coat the cruellest garment of Autumn Winter 2020. Made from 40% fox, 38% mink and 22% miscellaneous fur, this gorgeous coat would suit both a lady of elegance and a bloke in his mid-thirties who thinks he looks like Macklemore."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Fur Scarf

Description: "" to "When you wear a fur scarf it tells others that you like animals too much to wear a full coat of their skin, but not so much that you wouldn't fashion them into an accessory. Constructed from a gorgeous blend of Chinchilla and boy fur, this scarf is 100% vegan unfriendly."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Fur Hat

Description: "" to "In Red Dead Redemption 2 you can construct many different types of fur hat out of a range of interesting animals, from grizzlies and wolves through to beavers and racoons. In Torn, you get just one. And it's made from cat hair."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Platform Shoes

Name: Bow Shoes to Platform Shoes

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Platform Shoes

Description: "" to "Platform Shoes were popular with both men and women throughout history, and while today they are more commonly seen as a feminine item, discrete platform shoes are still worn by "short kings" to disguise their lack of vertical manhood. These dusky pink platforms come with a 100% money back guarantee that you'll sprain your ankle in them at least once a week."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Ballerina Flats

Name: Dolly Shoes to Ballerina Flats

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Ballerina Flats

Description: "" to "Ballerina Flats are a type of women's shoe with virtually no sole at all, in contrast to actual ballerinas, who are known to have no soul. Their design is inspired by the traditional ballerina shoe worn by performers of said artform, and they are considered a fashionable alternative to high heels - although decidedly less useful as a weapon."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Crystal Bracelet

Description: "" to "This Crystal Bracelet is as gaudy as it is shiny. Constructed from reasonable quality silver by Francis Montana, Torn's resident jeweller, this bracelet is studded with white topaz crystals, which are said to improve the wearer's mental clarity - something which much of Torn's populace could benefit from greatly."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Cocktail Ring

Description: "" to "Cocktail Rings are also known as statement rings, given that they are chunky and feature a large, often fake gemstone in their settings. Quite what statement the wearer intends to make is down to the individual, but given the sheer size of this thing, you'd certainly make an impression if you punched someone while wearing it. "

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Sun Hat

Description: "" to "The Sun Hat is a type of headwear defined by a large brim, with its purpose being to protect the head, neck and shoulders from the sun's rays. You will often find these hats being worn by people who live in Earth's equatorial regions, but they can also be spotted on the heads of English women who think they're posh just because their boyfriend won tickets to the races."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Big Sunglasses

Description: "" to "Whether you're trying to hide an unsightly bruise or you're just damn sick of the sight of the sun, these Big Sunglasses will keep your peepers behind closed doors and then some! Made from low-grade plastic by a Vietnamese child, these glasses are guaranteed to shatter if you so much as bend them the wrong way."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Statement Necklace

Description: "" to "A necklace is a piece of jewellery worn around the neck. If you were born without a neck, you are prohibited from wearing a necklace. This statement necklace comes studded with rose quartz crystals, which supposedly promote healing, if you believe in all that s***e."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Floral Dress

Description: "" to "Girls love nothing more than flowers. Not oxygen, not their boyfriends, not even puppy dogs. That's why this Floral Dress is so popular among the fairer sex, given that it has been designed in a floral style. If it had been made with a print of severed horse heads, it wouldn't be nearly as popular. "

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Shrug

Description: "" to "The Shrug is a cropped, cardigan-like garment with short or long sleeves cut in one with the body, with these items typically knitted too. This description was the first thing that came up when we googled Shrug. If you ask most people what one is, they will just shrug."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Eye Patch

Description: "" to "Contrary to popular belief, pirates did not wear eye patches because they had lost an eye in battle. Their true purpose was to cosplay as Nick Fury, or prepare the wearer to see in the dark, with the patch swapped from one eye to the other when below deck. "

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Reading Glasses

Description: "" to "Struggling to read that Report on Crime? These Reading Glasses will help restore your eyesight to that of a prepubescent child. And they come with the added bonus of making you look like a very old lady."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Chinos

Description: "" to "These lightweight cotton Chinos are perfect for the man who wants to make minimal impact in every room he walks into. Their dark beige color matches the aura of their wearer, and we guarantee that nobody will expect you to be funny or interesting while wearing them."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Collared Shawl

Description: "" to "The Collared Shawl is a timeless piece of knitwear which suits both the elderly and the elderly at heart. If you're lucky, you might find butterscotch candies stuck to the inside pocket."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Pleated Skirt

Description: "" to "Traditionally the preserve of substitute teachers with scant regard for their appearance, the Pleated Skirt has made a comeback in recent years, and can now be seen on people who you'd easily describe as a potential 7/10. This particular skirt is made from Navy Blue flannel, which is exactly as sexy as it sounds - not very."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Orthopedic Shoes

Description: "" to "Orthopedic Shoes are designed to correct issues in the feet, ankles or legs. So if you've got bunions, a wonky gait or one massive leg that's far longer than the other, a pair of these shoes will have you mincing like a normie in no time."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Bingo Visor

Description: "" to "This lurid green Bingo Visor is a must-have accessory for any self-respecting douchebag. Whereas they were once sported by old folk who wished to avoid the glare of the bingo hall's halogen lights, Bingo Visors are now often worn by young people at the beach, and that guy from that band called A. Remember them? No, nobody does."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Cover-ups

Description: "" to "If you're a glasses-wearer who's too cheap to afford a pair of prescription sunglasses, these cover-ups are an affordable alternative, as they are designed to sit on top of your regular spectacles and protect your peepers from the sun's harmful rays. However, while wearing them, you do run the risk of looking extremely frail, so bear that in mind."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Sandals

Description: "" to "These leather strap Sandals are exactly what the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ might've worn if he'd been around today or ever existed at all. And speaking of fictional tales, these particular Sandals were purchased in a job lot from the producers of the 2000 movie Gladiator, who used the money to purchase tranquilisers for Russell Crowe at the wrap party."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Golf Socks

Description: "" to "Constructed from a poly-cotton elastane blend, these Golf Socks are so durable that the only way you'll get a "hole in one" is through a game of Foot Russian Roulette. "

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Flat Cap

Description: "" to "Flat Caps have enjoyed a resurgence lately thanks to their appearance in Peaky Blinders, a crime series covering the exploits of the Shelby crime family whose members are stricken with a disease which forces them to walk in slow motion. Formed from a rounded cap with a short stiff brim, these flat caps are sadly bereft of blades, but you will look sharp nonetheless."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Slippers

Description: "" to "These neoprene foam Slippers were stolen in bulk from a fancy spa retreat just over the Torn border. Both comfortable and wipe clean, these foot gloves will prevent you stepping on broken glass as you make your way through the kitchen at midnight to grab yourself a beer."

August 30, 2020

Item updated: Bathrobe

Description: "" to "There's nothing better than sinking into a fluffy white Bathrobe after a nice hot crack bath - which is a lot like a regular bath, except you smoke crack while in the tub. This particular robe was stolen in bulk from a spa retreat while everyone was busy enjoying a reiki mud ritual."

August 29, 2020

Item updated: Bowler Hat

Description: "" to "Also known as a billycock, bob hat, bombin or derby, the Bowler Hat was once the preserve of city gentleman, and were a key part of typical business attire until the 1970's. These days, Bowler Hats are exclusively worn by Dr Watson cosplayers and people going through a steampunk phase."

August 29, 2020

Item updated: Fitted Shirt

Description: "" to "Everyone looks good in a fitted white shirt. With extra tailoring applied around the chest and waist area, it will enable you to show off your pecks, bosoms or man-boobs in all their spectacular glory. Just don't spill gravy on it."

August 29, 2020

Item updated: Bow Tie

Description: "" to "If you're attending a fancy dinner and want to look smart, or you want to dress like a 12-year-old chess prodigy whose parents pushed him so hard he is unable to form meaningful friendships in adulthood, the Bow Tie is the perfect accessory for both. This one is made from red silk, and should be paired with a red pocket square and a smug, condescending outlook toward others. "

August 29, 2020

Item updated: Neck Tie

Description: "" to "This red neck tie screams authority. The minute you sport this bad boy to the office everyone will stop to listen to you, even if you have zero comprehension of the topic at hand. Made from pure silk, this tie can also be used as an emergency bandana. "

August 29, 2020

Item updated: Waistcoat

Description: "" to "Gray waistcoats are most commonly spotted at weddings and christenings, given that they serve no useful purpose other than to make you feel slightly warmer than you ought to be. This one comes with a decorative pocket, which tells others that you could have pockets if you wanted, but you have chosen a wiser path."

August 29, 2020

Item updated: Blazer

Description: "" to "Blazers are a multipurpose item which can be worn by everyone, from business bros and bridegrooms through to schoolboys and boat jerks. Team this dark gray blazer with a pair of blue jeans for that ultimate "poor guy cosplaying a rich man" look."

August 26, 2020

Item updated: Denim Jeans

Name: Denim Trousers to Denim Jeans

August 26, 2020

Honor updated: Booboo

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Common

August 25, 2020

Item added: Tights

Description:

August 25, 2020

Item added: Dungarees

Description:

August 25, 2020

Item added: Ballet Shoes

Description:

August 25, 2020

Item added: Unicorn Horn

Description:

August 25, 2020

Item added: Check Skirt

Description:

August 25, 2020

Item added: Polka Dot Dress

Description:

August 25, 2020

Item added: Hair Bow

Description:

August 25, 2020

Item added: Lolita Dress

Description:

August 25, 2020

Item added: Heart Sunglasses

Description:

August 25, 2020

Item added: Kitty Shoes

Description:

August 25, 2020

Item added: Cat Ears

Description:

August 25, 2020

Item added: Bunny Ears

Description:

August 25, 2020

Item added: Puppy Ears

Description:

August 25, 2020

Item added: Tutu

Description:

August 25, 2020

Item added: Knee Socks

Description:

August 25, 2020

Honor updated: Booboo

Description: to Go to hospital 250 times

August 25, 2020

Honor added: Booboo

Description:

August 24, 2020

Medal updated: Level Fifty Five

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

August 21, 2020

Honor updated: Wrecked

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

August 21, 2020

Honor updated: Landlord

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

August 19, 2020

Honor updated: Strongest Link

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Limited

August 19, 2020

Honor updated: Gone Fishing

Rarity: Rare to Limited

August 18, 2020

Honor added: Strongest Link

Description: Make 100 hits in a single chain

August 15, 2020

Honor updated: Crucifixion

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

August 15, 2020

Honor updated: Monopoly

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

August 15, 2020

Medal updated: Close Escape

Rarity: Rare to Limited

August 13, 2020

Honor updated: Gone Fishing

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

August 12, 2020

Honor updated: Gone Fishing

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

August 11, 2020

Honor added: Gone Fishing

Description: Be defeated by a trout

August 10, 2020

Honor updated: Leonidas

Rarity: Rare to Limited

August 10, 2020

Medal updated: Three Years of Service

Rarity: Common to Very Common

August 6, 2020

Honor updated: Going Postal

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

August 6, 2020

Medal updated: Tooth and Nail

Name: Going Postal to Tooth and Nail

August 5, 2020

Honor updated: Mastermind

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

August 5, 2020

Honor updated: Going Postal

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Statement Necklace

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Floral Dress

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Shrug

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Eye Patch

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Reading Glasses

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Chinos

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Collared Shawl

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Pleated Skirt

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Orthopedic Shoes

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Bingo Visor

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Cover-ups

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Sandals

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Golf Socks

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Flat Cap

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Slippers

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Bathrobe

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Concussion Grenade

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Denim Shirt

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Denim Vest

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Denim Jacket

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Denim Trousers

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Denim Shoes

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Denim Cap

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Bread Knife

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Semtex

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Poison Umbrella

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Millwall Brick

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Gentleman Cache

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Gold Chain

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Snapback Hat

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Saggy Pants

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Oversized Shirt

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Basketball Shirt

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Parachute Pants

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Tube Dress

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Gold Sneakers

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Shutter Shades

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Silver Hoodie

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Bucket Hat

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Puffer Jacket

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Do Rag

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Onesie

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Baseball Jacket

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Braces

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Panama Hat

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Pipe

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Shoulder Sweater

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Sports Jacket

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Credit Card

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Lipstick

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: License

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Tampon

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Receipt

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Family Photo

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Lint

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Handcuffs

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Cell Phone

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Assless Chaps

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Opera Gloves

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Booty Shorts

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Collar

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Ball Gag

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Blindfold

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Maid Uniform

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Maid Hat

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Ball Gown

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Fascinator Hat

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Wedding Dress

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Wedding Veil

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Head Scarf

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Nightgown

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Pullover

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Elegant Cache

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Naughty Cache

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Elderly Cache

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Denim Cache

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Wannabe Cache

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Cutesy Cache

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Armor Cache

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Melee Cache

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Small Arms Cache

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Medium Arms Cache

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Heavy Arms Cache

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Spy Camera

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Cloning Device

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Card Skimmer

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Undefined

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Bowler Hat

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Fitted Shirt

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Bow Tie

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Neck Tie

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Waistcoat

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Blazer

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Suit Trousers

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Dress Shoes

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Smoking Jacket

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Monocle

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Paint Mask

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Ladder

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Wire Cutters

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Fur Coat

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Fur Scarf

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Fur Hat

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Bow Shoes

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Dolly Shoes

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Crystal Bracelet

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Cocktail Ring

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Sun Hat

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Big Sunglasses

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Undefined

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Undefined 2

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Undefined 3

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Item updated: Undefined 4

Description: "" to ""

August 4, 2020

Honor added: Going Postal

Description: Defeat a company co-worker

August 4, 2020

Honor updated: Compulsive

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

August 3, 2020

Medal updated: Competent

Rarity: Common to Very Common

August 2, 2020

Honor updated: Fury

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

August 1, 2020

Honor updated: Giant Slayer

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

July 31, 2020

Honor updated: Finale

Rarity: Rare to Limited

July 30, 2020

Medal updated: Devoted Faction Member

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

July 29, 2020

Honor updated: Crucifixion

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

July 28, 2020

Honor added: Crucifixion

Description: Defeat someone you've just revived

July 28, 2020

Honor updated: Radaway

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

July 27, 2020

Honor updated: Hairy

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

July 24, 2020

Honor updated: Leonidas

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

July 23, 2020

Honor updated: Conditioned

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

July 22, 2020

Honor updated: Leonidas

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

July 21, 2020

Honor added: Leonidas

Description: Achieve a finishing hit with Kick

July 21, 2020

Honor updated: Miracle Worker

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

July 19, 2020

Honor updated: Souvenir

Rarity: Rare to Limited

July 19, 2020

Honor updated: Nice

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

July 16, 2020

Honor updated: Deadly Duo

Rarity: Rare to Limited

July 16, 2020

Honor updated: Nice

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

July 15, 2020

Honor updated: Riddled

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

July 14, 2020

Honor added: Nice

Description: Nice

July 14, 2020

Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 250

Type: Other to Collectible

July 14, 2020

Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 50

Type: Other to Collectible

July 13, 2020

Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 250

Type: Electronic to Other

July 13, 2020

Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 50

Type: Electronic to Other

July 13, 2020

Item added: Spy Camera

Description:

July 13, 2020

Item added: Cloning Device

Description:

July 13, 2020

Item added: Card Skimmer

Description:

July 13, 2020

Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 100

Type: Electronic to Other

July 9, 2020

Honor updated: Daddy's New Shoes

Name: Daddys New Shoes to Daddy's New Shoes

July 8, 2020

Honor updated: Radaway

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

July 8, 2020

Medal updated: Patriotic

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

July 7, 2020

Item updated: Platinum PDA

Description: "This luxury, platinum plated personal data assistant has a large storage area for contacts. Boosting your friend and blacklist capacity by 500, you'll never be without company again." to "This luxury, platinum plated personal data assistant has a large storage area for contacts. Boosting your friend and enemy capacity by 500, you'll never be without company again."

July 7, 2020

Honor updated: Radaway

Description: to Use a Neumune Tablet to reduce radiation poisoning

July 7, 2020

Honor added: Radaway

Description:

July 6, 2020

Honor updated: Machinist

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

July 5, 2020

Honor updated: Protege

Rarity: Common to Very Common

July 4, 2020

Honor updated: Resurrection

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

July 1, 2020

Item added: Elegant Cache

Description:

July 1, 2020

Item added: Naughty Cache

Description:

July 1, 2020

Item added: Elderly Cache

Description:

July 1, 2020

Item added: Denim Cache

Description:

July 1, 2020

Item added: Wannabe Cache

Description:

July 1, 2020

Item added: Cutesy Cache

Description:

July 1, 2020

Item added: Armor Cache

Description:

July 1, 2020

Item added: Melee Cache

Description:

July 1, 2020

Item added: Small Arms Cache

Description:

July 1, 2020

Item added: Medium Arms Cache

Description:

July 1, 2020

Item added: Heavy Arms Cache

Description:

July 1, 2020

Honor updated: Giant Slayer

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

June 30, 2020

Honor added: Giant Slayer

Description: Receive loot from a defeated NPC

June 29, 2020

Honor updated: Invictus

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

June 29, 2020

Medal updated: Invincible

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

June 28, 2020

Medal updated: Recruit

Rarity: Common to Very Common

June 27, 2020

Honor updated: Lend A Hand

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

June 25, 2020

Honor updated: Angel Dust

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

June 25, 2020

Medal updated: Nine Years of Service

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

June 24, 2020

Honor updated: Monopoly

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

June 23, 2020

Honor added: Monopoly

Description: Own every stock benefit at the same time

June 21, 2020

Item added: Head Scarf

Description:

June 21, 2020

Item added: Nightgown

Description:

June 21, 2020

Item added: Pullover

Description:

June 21, 2020

Honor updated: Survivalist

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

June 18, 2020

Medal updated: Level Seventy

Rarity: Rare to Limited

June 17, 2020

Honor updated: International

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Limited

June 17, 2020

Medal updated: Rustler

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

June 16, 2020

Honor added: International

Description: Defeat 100 people while abroad

June 16, 2020

Item added: Ball Gown

Description:

June 16, 2020

Item added: Fascinator Hat

Description:

June 16, 2020

Item added: Wedding Dress

Description:

June 16, 2020

Item added: Wedding Veil

Description:

June 15, 2020

Honor updated: Historian

Rarity: Rare to Limited

June 11, 2020

Honor updated: Pyramid Scheme

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

June 10, 2020

Honor updated: Resurrection

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

June 9, 2020

Honor updated: Pyramid Scheme

Description: Have one of your referrals refer 5 other players to Have one of your referrals refer another player who goes on to reach level 10

June 9, 2020

Honor added: Resurrection

Description: Revive someone you've just defeated

June 9, 2020

Honor updated: Mod Boss

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

June 7, 2020

Honor updated: Annihilation

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

June 4, 2020

Honor updated: Landlord

Rarity: Rare to Limited

June 3, 2020

Honor updated: Landlord

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Rare

June 2, 2020

Honor added: Landlord

Description: Lease one of your properties to someone

June 2, 2020

Honor updated: Moneybags

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

June 2, 2020

Medal updated: Going Postal

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

May 31, 2020

Honor updated: Lovestruck

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

May 31, 2020

Honor updated: Souvenir

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

May 30, 2020

Honor updated: Massacre

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

May 29, 2020

Honor updated: Souvenir

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

May 27, 2020

Honor updated: Land Of Promise

Description: Travel to Dubai 50 times to Travel to the United Arab Emirates 50 times

May 27, 2020

Honor updated: Souvenir

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

May 26, 2020

Honor added: Souvenir

Description: Purchase the perfect souvenir abroad

May 23, 2020

Item added: Assless Chaps

Description:

May 23, 2020

Item added: Opera Gloves

Description:

May 23, 2020

Item added: Booty Shorts

Description:

May 23, 2020

Item added: Collar

Description:

May 23, 2020

Item added: Ball Gag

Description:

May 23, 2020

Item added: Blindfold

Description:

May 23, 2020

Item added: Maid Uniform

Description:

May 23, 2020

Item added: Maid Hat

Description:

May 20, 2020

Honor updated: Two's Company

Description: Refer one friend to Torn to Refer one friend to Torn who goes on to reach level 10

May 20, 2020

Honor updated: Three's a Crowd

Description: Refer two friends to Torn to Refer two friends to Torn who go on to reach level 10

May 20, 2020

Honor updated: Social Butterfly

Description: Refer three friends to Torn to Refer three friends to Torn who go on to reach level 10

May 20, 2020

Honor updated: Quartermaster

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

May 20, 2020

Honor updated: Mod Boss

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

May 19, 2020

Honor added: Mod Boss

Description: Own at least 20 weapon mods

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Denmark

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Egypt

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: El Salvador

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Estonia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Finland

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: France

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Germany

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Greece

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Guyana

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Hong Kong

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Hungary

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: India

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Indonesia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Iran

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Iraq

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Ireland

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Israel

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Italy

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Japan

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Latvia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Lebanon

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Lithuania

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Malaysia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Malta

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Mauritius

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Mexico

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Myanmar

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Netherlands

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: New Zealand

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Norway

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Pakistan

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Philippines

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Poland

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Portugal

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Russia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Saudi Arabia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Serbia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Singapore

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Slovakia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Slovenia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: South Africa

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: South Korea

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Spain

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Sweden

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Switzerland

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Thailand

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Turkey

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: United Arab Emirates

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: United Kingdom

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Vietnam

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Wales

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Standard Bar

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Default

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: England

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Afghanistan

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Albania

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Andorra

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Bahrain

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Barbados

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Belarus

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Cambodia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Chile

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Colombia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Confederate

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Cyprus

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Former USSR

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Ghana

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Greenland

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Haiti

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Iceland

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Jamaica

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Jolly Roger

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Kazakhstan

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Kuwait

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Laos

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Morocco

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Nepal

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Nigeria

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Northern Ireland

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Oman

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Palestine

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Peru

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Puerto Rico

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Qatar

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Gay Pride

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Romania

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Scotland

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Sri Lanka

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Taiwan

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Tunisia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Ukraine

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: United Nations

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Cuba

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Uruguay

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Sierra Leone

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Cayman Islands

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Venezuela

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Algeria

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Bolivia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Botswana

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Costa Rica

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Dominican Republic

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Ethiopia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Fiji

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Honduras

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Jordan

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Kenya

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Libya

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Luxembourg

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Maldives

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Moldova

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Mongolia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Montenegro

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Namibia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: North Macedonia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Panama

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Somalia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Suriname

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Tanzania

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Uganda

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Zambia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Zimbabwe

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Philistine

Description: to In memory of our dear friend Philistine

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Biccy

Description: to In memory of our dear friend Biccy

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Canada

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: China

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Croatia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Czech

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: United States

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Argentina

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Australia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Austria

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Bangladesh

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Belgium

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Bosnia & Herzegovina

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Brazil

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Brunei

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: Bulgaria

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

May 19, 2020

Honor updated: 787thWarDog

Description: to In memory of our dear friend 787thWarDog

May 19, 2020

Honor added: Philistine

Description:

May 19, 2020

Honor added: Biccy

Description:

May 19, 2020

Honor added: 787thWarDog

Description:

May 17, 2020

Honor updated: Green, Green Grass

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Devoted Faction Member

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Dutiful Faction Member

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Flawless Faction Member

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Honorable Faction Member

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Candy Man

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: The Connection

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: King Pin

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Supplier

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Triple Silver Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Triple Ruby Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Triple Sapphire Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Triple Emerald Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Triple Gold Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Triple Diamond Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Triple Platinum Anniversary

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Trigger Man

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Hit Man

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Executioner

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Marauder

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Pilferer

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Desperado

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Rustler

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Pick-Pocket

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Vandal

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Kleptomaniac

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Clandestine

Description: Commit 1,200 Arson crimes to Commit 1,200 Fraud crimes

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Clandestine

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Anti Social

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Happy Slapper

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Scar Maker

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Going Postal

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Somebody Call 911

Name: Somebody call 911 to Somebody Call 911

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Somebody Call 911

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Bouncer

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Brick Wall

Name: Brick wall to Brick Wall

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Brick Wall

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Turtle

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Solid as a Rock

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Fortress

Rarity: to Extremely Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Close Escape

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Blind Judgement

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Overzealous

Rarity: to Extremely Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Ego Smashing

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Underestimated

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Run Forrest Run

Name: Run Forest Run to Run Forrest Run

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Run Forrest Run

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Strike

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Barrage

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Skirmish

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Blitzkrieg

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Onslaught

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Boom Headshot

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Pwned in the Face

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Lee Harvey Oswald

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Pin Cushion

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Painkiller Abuse

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Attention Seeker

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Hired Gun

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Bone Collector

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: The Fett

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Watchful

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Finders Keepers

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Eagle Eye

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Frequent Flyer

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Jetlagged

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Mile High Club

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Citizenship

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Devoted

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Diligent

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Valiant

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Patriotic

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Recruit

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Associate

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Picciotto

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Soldier

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Capo

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Contabile

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Consigliere

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Underboss

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Boss

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Boss Of All Bosses

Rarity: to Extremely Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: One Year of Service

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Two Years of Service

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Three Years of Service

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Four Years of Service

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Five Years of Service

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Six Years of Service

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Seven Years of Service

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Eight Years of Service

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Nine Years of Service

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Ten Years of Service

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Mogul

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $250,000,000 for at least 28 days to Have a recorded networth value of $250,000,000 for at least 28 days

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Mogul

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Billionaire

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $1,000,000,000 for at least 28 days to Have a recorded networth value of $1,000,000,000 for at least 28 days

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Billionaire

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Multibillionaire

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $2,500,000,000 for at least 56 days to Have a recorded networth value of $2,500,000,000 for at least 56 days

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Multibillionaire

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Baron

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $10,000,000,000 for at least 56 days to Have a recorded networth value of $10,000,000,000 for at least 56 days

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Baron

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Oligarch

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $25,000,000,000 for at least 112 days to Have a recorded networth value of $25,000,000,000 for at least 112 days

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Oligarch

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Tycoon

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $100,000,000,000 for at least 112 days to Have a recorded networth value of $100,000,000,000 for at least 112 days

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Tycoon

Rarity: to Extremely Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Sixty Five

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Seventy

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Seventy Five

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Eighty

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Eighty Five

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Ninety

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Ninety Five

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level One Hundred

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Ub3rn00b Hacker

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: N00b Hacker

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: 1337n00b Hacker

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Ph34r3dn00b Hacker

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Ph34r3d Hacker

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Ph34r3d1337 Hacker

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Ub3rph34r3d Hacker

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Ub3r Hacker

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: 1337 Hacker

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Ub3r1337 Hacker

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Beginner Assassin

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Novice Assassin

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Competent Assassin

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Elite Assassin

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Deadly Assassin

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Gone In 300 Seconds

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Gone In 240 Seconds

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Gone In 180 Seconds

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Gone In 120 Seconds

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Gone In 60 Seconds

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Silver Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Ruby Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Sapphire Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Emerald Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Gold Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Diamond Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Platinum Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Sneak Thief

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Prowler

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Safe Cracker

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Cat Burglar

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Drug Pusher

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Drug Runner

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Drug Dealer

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Drug Lord

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Apprentice

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $100,000 for at least 3 days to Have a recorded networth value of $100,000 for at least 3 days

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Apprentice

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Entrepreneur

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $250,000 for at least 3 days to Have a recorded networth value of $250,000 for at least 3 days

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Entrepreneur

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Executive

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $500,000 for at least 3 days to Have a recorded networth value of $500,000 for at least 3 days

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Executive

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Millionaire

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $1,000,000 for at least 3 days to Have a recorded networth value of $1,000,000 for at least 3 days

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Millionaire

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Multimillionaire

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $2,500,000 for at least 7 days to Have a recorded networth value of $2,500,000 for at least 7 days

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Multimillionaire

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Capitalist

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $10,000,000 for at least 7 days to Have a recorded networth value of $10,000,000 for at least 7 days

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Capitalist

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Plutocrat

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $25,000,000 for at least 14 days to Have a recorded networth value of $25,000,000 for at least 14 days

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Plutocrat

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Aristocrat

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $100,000,000 for at least 14 days to Have a recorded networth value of $100,000,000 for at least 14 days

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Aristocrat

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Fake

Description: Commit 300 Arson crimes to Commit 300 Fraud crimes

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Fake

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Counterfeit

Description: Commit 600 Arson crimes to Commit 600 Fraud crimes

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Counterfeit

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Pretender

Description: Commit 900 Arson crimes to Commit 900 Fraud crimes

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Pretender

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Imposter

Description: Commit 1,500 Arson crimes to Commit 1,500 Fraud crimes

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Imposter

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Pseudo

Description: Commit 2,000 Arson crimes to Commit 2,000 Fraud crimes

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Pseudo

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Gone in 45 Seconds

Name: Gone In 45 Seconds to Gone in 45 Seconds

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Gone in 45 Seconds

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Gone in 30 Seconds

Name: Gone In 30 Seconds to Gone in 30 Seconds

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Gone in 30 Seconds

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Gone in 15 Seconds

Name: Gone In 15 Seconds to Gone in 15 Seconds

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Gone in 15 Seconds

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Expert Buster

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Master Buster

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Guru Buster

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Faithful Faction Member

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Allegiant Faction Member

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Double Silver Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Double Ruby Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Double Sapphire Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Double Emerald Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Double Gold Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Double Diamond Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Double Platinum Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Imitation

Description: Commit 2,500 Arson crimes to Commit 2,500 Fraud crimes

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Imitation

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Simulated

Description: Commit 3,000 Arson crimes to Commit 3,000 Fraud crimes

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Simulated

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Hoax

Description: Commit 3,500 Arson crimes to Commit 3,500 Fraud crimes

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Hoax

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Faux

Description: Commit 4,000 Arson crimes to Commit 4,000 Fraud crimes

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Faux

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Booster

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Joyrider

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Super Booster

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Master Carjacker

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Lethal Assassin

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Fatal Assassin

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Poser

Description: Commit 5,000 Arson crimes to Commit 5,000 Fraud crimes

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Poser

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Deception

Description: Commit 6,000 Arson crimes to Commit 6,000 Fraud crimes

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Deception

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Phony

Description: Commit 7,000 Arson crimes to Commit 7,000 Fraud crimes

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Phony

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Parody

Description: Commit 8,000 Arson crimes to Commit 8,000 Fraud crimes

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Parody

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Travesty

Description: Commit 9,000 Arson crimes to Commit 9,000 Fraud crimes

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Travesty

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Pyro

Description: Commit 10,000 Arson crimes to Commit 10,000 Fraud crimes

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Pyro

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Slim Jim

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Novice Joy Rider

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Novice Slim Jim

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Professional Joy Rider

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Professional Booster

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Professional Slim Jim

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Master Joy Rider

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Master Booster

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Master Slim Jim

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Key Puncher

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Script Kid

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Geek Speak

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Techie

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Cyber Punk

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Programmer

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Thirty Five

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Forty

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Forty Five

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Fifty

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Fifty Five

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Sixty

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Beginner

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Inexperienced

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Rookie

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Novice

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Below Average

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Average

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Reasonable

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Above Average

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Competent

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Highly Competent

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Veteran

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Distinguished

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Highly Distinguished

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Professional

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Star

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Master

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Outstanding

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Celebrity

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Supreme

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Idolized

Name: Idolised to Idolized

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Idolized

Description: Reach the rank of "Idolised" to Reach the rank of "Idolized"

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Idolized

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Champion

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Heroic

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Legendary

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Elite

Rarity: to Very Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Invincible

Rarity: to Extremely Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Apprentice Faction Member

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Committed Faction Member

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Loyal Faction Member

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Dedicated Faction Member

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Novice Buster

Rarity: to Uncommon

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Intermediate Buster

Rarity: to Limited

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Advanced Buster

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Professional Buster

Rarity: to Rare

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Five

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Ten

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Fifteen

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Twenty

Rarity: to Very Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Twenty Five

Rarity: to Common

May 17, 2020

Medal updated: Level Thirty

Rarity: to Common

May 16, 2020

Honor updated: Green, Green Grass

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

May 15, 2020

Honor updated: Green, Green Grass

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

May 13, 2020

Item updated: Pontiac Firebird

Description: "This American classic tends to under-steer severely in the corners and wallow round any intricate track. However, its impressive top speeds on the straights do a lot to compenstate for weak cornering." to "This American classic tends to under-steer severely in the corners and wallow round any intricate track. However, its impressive top speeds on the straights do a lot to compensate for weak cornering."

May 13, 2020

Honor updated: Historian

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Rare

May 12, 2020

Honor added: Historian

Description: Read a chronicle

May 12, 2020

Honor updated: Twenty-One

Description: Win a Natural, Six card Charlie, Double down and Insurance on Blackjack to Achieve a Natural, Six card Charlie, Double down and Insurance on Blackjack

May 12, 2020

Honor updated: Worker Bee

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

May 8, 2020

Honor updated: Jack Of All Trades

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Limited'

May 7, 2020

Item updated: Bottle of Saké

Name: Bottle of Saké to Bottle of Saké

May 6, 2020

Honor updated: Worker Bee

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Uncommon'

May 5, 2020

Item updated: Credit Card

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

May 5, 2020

Item updated: Lipstick

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

May 5, 2020

Item updated: License

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

May 5, 2020

Item updated: Tampon

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

May 5, 2020

Item updated: Receipt

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

May 5, 2020

Item updated: Family Photo

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

May 5, 2020

Item updated: Lint

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

May 5, 2020

Item updated: Handcuffs

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

May 5, 2020

Item updated: Lubricant

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

May 5, 2020

Item updated: Hit Contract

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

May 5, 2020

Item updated: Syringe

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

May 5, 2020

Item updated: Spoon

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

May 5, 2020

Item updated: Hazmat Suit

Type: 'Clothing' to 'Defensive'

May 5, 2020

Honor added: Worker Bee

Description: Achieve 10,000 in any working stat

May 5, 2020

Honor updated: Hands Solo

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Uncommon'

May 4, 2020

Item added: Old Wallet

Description: A grubby, tattered wallet.

May 4, 2020

Item added: Cardholder

Description: A soft leather cardholder.

May 4, 2020

Item added: Billfold

Description: A slim premium billfold.

May 4, 2020

Item added: Coin Purse

Description: A fabric purse with a metal clasp.

May 4, 2020

Item added: Zip Wallet

Description: A tough fabric wallet closed with a zipper.

May 4, 2020

Item added: Clutch

Description: A fashionable clutch purse.

May 4, 2020

Item added: Credit Card

Description:

May 4, 2020

Item added: Lipstick

Description:

May 4, 2020

Item added: License

Description:

May 4, 2020

Item added: Tampon

Description:

May 4, 2020

Item added: Receipt

Description:

May 4, 2020

Item added: Family Photo

Description:

May 4, 2020

Item added: Lint

Description:

May 4, 2020

Item added: Handcuffs

Description:

May 4, 2020

Item added: Lubricant

Description: A silicon based lube with a full body and undertones of rich orchard fruits. Perfect for smearing on your loved one before committing acts that would disappoint your mother.

May 4, 2020

Item added: Hit Contract

Description: A letter featuring the particulars of a wanted criminal.

May 4, 2020

Item added: Syringe

Description: An unused 5ml syringe with a hypodermic needle.

May 4, 2020

Item added: Spoon

Description: A charred spoon.

May 4, 2020

Item added: Cell Phone

Description:

May 4, 2020

Honor updated: Hands Solo

Description: 'Defeat someone with your fists on May 4th' to 'Defeat someone using only your fists on May 4th'

May 4, 2020

Honor updated: Hands Solo

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare'

May 2, 2020

Honor updated: Surplus

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

May 2, 2020

Honor updated: Lovestruck

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

April 30, 2020

Item updated: Ninja Stars

Description: 'A lethal throwing dart that can pierce an opponent's body before he realizes an attack is under way. Conceal it in your hand and then throw it underhand at an enemy when they least expect it. Combined with poison these can really hurt your target!' to 'A lethal throwing weapon that can pierce an opponent's body before they realize an attack is under way. Conceal them, and then throw them underhand at an enemy when they least expect it.'

April 29, 2020

Honor updated: Finale

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

April 29, 2020

Honor updated: RNG

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Very Rare'

April 28, 2020

Honor added: Hands Solo

Description: Defeat someone with your fists on May 4th

April 26, 2020

Honor updated: Parallel

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

April 26, 2020

Honor updated: Futurity

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

April 25, 2020

Item added: Braces

Description:

April 25, 2020

Item added: Panama Hat

Description:

April 25, 2020

Item added: Pipe

Description:

April 25, 2020

Item added: Shoulder Sweater

Description:

April 25, 2020

Item added: Sports Jacket

Description:

April 25, 2020

Item updated: Pepper Spray

Description: 'The spray contains 200 grams of weapons grade pepper, and once fired can incapacitate your opponent for several minutes. Perfect for that extra edge during a fight.' to 'The spray contains 200 grams of weapons grade pepper, and once fired can incapacitate your opponent for several seconds. Perfect for that extra edge during a fight.'

April 25, 2020

Honor updated: Phoenix

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

April 24, 2020

Honor updated: Smuggler

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

April 24, 2020

Honor updated: Lovestruck

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

April 23, 2020

Honor updated: Good Friday

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

April 22, 2020

Honor updated: Well Built

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

April 22, 2020

Honor updated: Lovestruck

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare'

April 21, 2020

Honor updated: Poker King

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

April 21, 2020

Honor added: Lovestruck

Description: Defeat a married couple

April 20, 2020

Honor updated: Poker King

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Very Rare'

April 19, 2020

Honor updated: Poker King

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

April 18, 2020

Honor updated: Poker King

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Very Rare'

April 17, 2020

Honor updated: Invictus

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

April 16, 2020

Honor updated: Poker King

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

April 15, 2020

Honor updated: RNG

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

April 14, 2020

Honor updated: Bandolier

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

April 14, 2020

Honor added: RNG

Description: Who knows?

April 13, 2020

Honor updated: Pious

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

April 10, 2020

Honor updated: Deadly Duo

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Nothing

Description: 'Following the results of a city-wide poll, the people of Torn decided that the first 100 people to reach Level 100 should be given nothing. So here it is. Absolutely diddly squat. Zilch. Nada. Nowt. ' to 'Following the results of a city-wide poll, the people of Torn decided that the first 100 people to reach Level 100 should be given nothing. So here it is. Absolutely diddly squat. Zilch. Nada. Nowt.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Mouldy Pizza

Description: 'A putrid slice of pizza adorned with mushrooms of dubious origin. Sniffing it very carefully reveals the faintest odour of anchovies. ' to 'A putrid slice of pizza adorned with mushrooms of dubious origin. Sniffing it very carefully reveals the faintest odour of anchovies.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Torn City Times

Description: 'Read all about Torn's most dangerous criminals in the city's only officially recognized newspaper! The Torn City Times: Bringing you the biggest, realest, newest news. ' to 'Read all about Torn's most dangerous criminals in the city's only officially recognized newspaper! The Torn City Times: Bringing you the biggest, realest, newest news.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Cosmetics Case

Description: 'A high quality cosmetics case filled with designer makeup and high quality applicators. ' to 'A high quality cosmetics case filled with designer makeup and high quality applicators.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Baseball Cap

Description: 'Wear it forwards to keep your head cool, wear it backwards to be even cooler. ' to 'Wear it forwards to keep your head cool, wear it backwards to be even cooler.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Bermudas

Description: 'Some say these are named 'bermudas' because it's so easy to get lost in 'em. ' to 'Some say these are named 'bermudas' because it's so easy to get lost in 'em.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Raincoat

Description: 'Contrary to popular belief, this coat was invented to protect from rain, not create it. ' to 'Contrary to popular belief, this coat was invented to protect from rain, not create it.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Peplum Top

Description: 'This shirt was designed as a dress for people who still wanted to wear pants. ' to 'This shirt was designed as a dress for people who still wanted to wear pants.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Bandit Mask

Description: 'Ever wanted to commit a crime without the victims knowing your identity? You should probably buy something more substantial than this Bandit Mask, then, as it covers approximately one fifth of a regular-sized human face. Even Batman's cowl does more than that. ' to 'Ever wanted to commit a crime without the victims knowing your identity? You should probably buy something more substantial than this Bandit Mask, then, as it covers approximately one fifth of a regular-sized human face. Even Batman's cowl does more than that.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Dong : Holly

Description: 'Holly is a mischievous old hound with a thoroughly evil soul. She often breaks out of her home and will lead small children and other dogs out into the middle of a busy road, at which point she will sit back and watch the carnage unfold. ' to 'Holly is a mischievous old hound with a thoroughly evil soul. She often breaks out of her home and will lead small children and other dogs out into the middle of a busy road, at which point she will sit back and watch the carnage unfold.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Paper Crown : Green

Description: 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. ' to 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Paper Crown : Yellow

Description: 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. ' to 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Paper Crown : Red

Description: 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. ' to 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Paper Crown : Blue

Description: 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. ' to 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Wand of Destruction

Description: 'A very rare special weapon, this wand was created by The Great Pumpkin himself to wreak havoc on Torn City' to 'A very rare special weapon, this wand was created by The Great Pumpkin himself to wreak havoc on Torn City.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Jack-O-Lantern '05

Description: 'Given out by The Great Pumpkin, to good boys and girls all across Torn City' to 'Given out by The Great Pumpkin, to good boys and girls all across Torn City.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Sheep Plushie

Description: 'baaaaaa' to 'Baaaaaa.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Rainbow Stud Earring

Description: 'This earring is a symbol of Pride and Love' to 'This earring is a symbol of Pride and Love.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Red Fox Plushie

Description: 'Small dark red fox plushie, will serve as a memento from your trip to Britain, and your participation in a local Fox Hunt' to 'Small dark red fox plushie, will serve as a memento from your trip to Britain, and your participation in a local Fox Hunt.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Soccer Ball

Description: 'Replica of the ball used in the 1930 World Cup final between Argentina and Uruguay' to 'Replica of the ball used in the 1930 World Cup final between Argentina and Uruguay.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Mr Brownstone Doll

Description: 'This rocked out doll will get up around seven Get outta bed around nine And dont worry about nothing 'cause worryin is a waste of ...time' to 'This rocked out doll will get up around seven Get outta bed around nine And dont worry about nothing 'cause worryin is a waste of ...time.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Oriental Log

Description: 'This piece of Japanese oak looks ancient. It has Japanese symbols carved all over it. Strangely, written in English on the bottom of the log there is the name 'Master Keneshi'' to 'This piece of Japanese oak looks ancient. It has Japanese symbols carved all over it. Strangely, written in English on the bottom of the log there is the name 'Master Keneshi'.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Backstage Pass

Description: 'This backstage pass gave special benefits to its holder by allowing them to have met performers after concerts held by Torn City Radio' to 'This backstage pass gave special benefits to its holder by allowing them to have met performers after concerts held by Torn City Radio.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Hazmat Suit

Description: 'A fully encapsulating garment worn as protection from hazardous materials or substances. ' to 'A fully encapsulating garment worn as protection from hazardous materials or substances.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Box of Grenades

Description: 'A box of 100 grenades, courtesy of the Eaglewood mercenary group. ' to 'A box of 100 grenades, courtesy of the Eaglewood mercenary group.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Tribulus Omanense

Description: 'Originating in the desert, and soon to become Dubai's official flower, the Tribulus Omanense is a hermaphroditic flower that can survive very harsh conditions. ' to 'Originating in the desert, and soon to become Dubai's official flower, the Tribulus Omanense is a hermaphroditic flower that can survive very harsh conditions.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Handbag

Description: 'A platinum plated handbag to keep thieves at bay. Its diamond studs will deliver a nasty blow to any opponent. ' to 'A platinum plated handbag to keep thieves at bay. Its diamond studs will deliver a nasty blow to any opponent.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Mr Torn Crown '09

Description: 'Awarded to GodsCurse [785385] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2009! ' to 'Awarded to GodsCurse [785385] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2009!'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Ms Torn Crown '09

Description: 'Awarded to Lullsbud [945705] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2009! ' to 'Awarded to Lullsbud [945705] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2009!'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Vanity Hand Mirror

Description: 'This compact mirror is ideal to check yourself out before the big date. ' to 'This compact mirror is ideal to check yourself out before the big date.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Alfa Romeo 156

Description: 'The Alfa has copious amounts of torque giving it ferocious acceleration off the line. Stopping on the other hand is an issue; with Alfa reliability affecting everything...including the all important brakes. ' to 'The Alfa has copious amounts of torque giving it ferocious acceleration off the line. Stopping on the other hand is an issue; with Alfa reliability affecting everything...including the all important brakes.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Subaru Impreza STI

Description: 'This rally legend is more at home on the loose stuff compared to a track, making under-steer a major issue when on tarmac. Its pure grunt off the line compensates for this though, twinned with a gorgeous thundering burble from the boxer engine. ' to 'This rally legend is more at home on the loose stuff compared to a track, making under-steer a major issue when on tarmac. Its pure grunt off the line compensates for this though, twinned with a gorgeous thundering burble from the boxer engine.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Bugatti Veyron

Description: 'This Goliath is the pinnacle of engineering perfection, the quad-turbocharged W16 propels this rocket 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and all the way on to 253mph! Although braking is immense with the huge air brake on the rear, judging distance to brake is somewhat warped by the incomprehensible speeds. Handling is much to be desired also with this car clocking mid table lap times for its class around a track regardless of its fighter jet straight line capabilities. ' to 'This Goliath is the pinnacle of engineering perfection, the quad-turbocharged W16 propels this rocket 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and all the way on to 253mph! Although braking is immense with the huge air brake on the rear, judging distance to brake is somewhat warped by the incomprehensible speeds. Handling is much to be desired also with this car clocking mid table lap times for its class around a track regardless of its fighter jet straight line capabilities.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Lamborghini Gallardo

Description: 'This show-boater is a hard beast to tame round the corners, but show it a straight line and all hell breaks loose going 0-60 in just 3.4 seconds. You need to be a good matador to tame this wild bull. ' to 'This show-boater is a hard beast to tame round the corners, but show it a straight line and all hell breaks loose going 0-60 in just 3.4 seconds. You need to be a good matador to tame this wild bull.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Mr Torn Crown '10

Description: 'Awarded to Madmiketyson [979994] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2010! ' to 'Awarded to Madmiketyson [979994] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2010!'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Ms Torn Crown '10

Description: 'Awarded to Iamone [1296111] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2010! ' to 'Awarded to Iamone [1296111] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2010!'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Mr Torn Crown '11

Description: 'Awarded to Driving [1497275] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2011! ' to 'Awarded to Driving [1497275] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2011!'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Ms Torn Crown '11

Description: 'Awarded to Kimmy [995567] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2011! ' to 'Awarded to Kimmy [995567] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2011!'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Devil's Pitchfork

Description: 'A three pronged fork of sorcery. ' to 'A three pronged fork of sorcery.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Torn Bible

Description: 'In addition to a fictitious tale about Torn's saviour, this book contains all the mysteries and information about the game, written in a language only translatable by Bogie. This book is said to be 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range. ' to 'In addition to a fictitious tale about Torn's saviour, this book contains all the mysteries and information about the game, written in a language only translatable by Bogie. This book is said to be 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Egotistical Bear

Description: 'A bear created to stroke Passie's ego, so she can continue to regard herself as central to the world which revolves around her. ' to 'A bear created to stroke Passie's ego, so she can continue to regard herself as central to the world which revolves around her.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Piece of Cake

Description: 'Covered in fine pink frosting and... It's cake! ' to 'Covered in fine pink frosting and... It's cake!'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Certificate of Lame

Description: 'There's nothing worse than trying and failing. You may as well just give up on life now. This Certificate of Lame can be presented at any pharmacy in exchange for a bottle of vodka, sleeping pills, and medicinal suicide grenades. ' to 'There's nothing worse than trying and failing. You may as well just give up on life now. This Certificate of Lame can be presented at any pharmacy in exchange for a bottle of vodka, sleeping pills, and medicinal suicide grenades.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Penelope

Description: 'Penelope is Duke's favourite baseball bat which he's had since he was a kid. It is named after his ex-girlfriend Penelope because he likes to smash people in the balls with it, which was her favourite pastime too. ' to 'Penelope is Duke's favourite baseball bat which he's had since he was a kid. It is named after his ex-girlfriend Penelope because he likes to smash people in the balls with it, which was her favourite pastime too.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Loupes

Description: 'Whether you're performing life-saving surgery or an agonising vivisection procedure, these head-mounted medical loupes allow you to magnify your view of the subject and make incisions with precision. ' to 'Whether you're performing life-saving surgery or an agonising vivisection procedure, these head-mounted medical loupes allow you to magnify your view of the subject and make incisions with precision.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Big TV Screen

Description: 'A king size Sony TV screen' to 'A king size Sony TV screen.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Simple Virus

Description: 'A very simple virus that was written by an amateur' to 'A very simple virus that was written by an amateur.'

April 8, 2020

Item updated: Chevrolet Cavalier

Description: 'The Chevy has a substantially larger 2,800cc engine than most in its class giving it a great top speed. However like most American cars it lacks the simple ability to corner. ' to 'The Chevy has a substantially larger 2,800cc engine than most in its class giving it a great top speed. However like most American cars it lacks the simple ability to corner.'

April 8, 2020

Honor updated: Peppered

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

April 7, 2020

Honor added: Peppered

Description: Fire 1,000,000 rounds

April 7, 2020

Honor updated: Business Bachelor

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

April 6, 2020

Item updated: Big Sunglasses

Name: 'Oversized Sunglasses' to 'Big Sunglasses'

April 5, 2020

Item added: Gold Chain

Description:

April 5, 2020

Item added: Snapback Hat

Description:

April 5, 2020

Item added: Saggy Pants

Description:

April 5, 2020

Item added: Oversized Shirt

Description:

April 5, 2020

Item added: Basketball Shirt

Description:

April 5, 2020

Item added: Parachute Pants

Description:

April 5, 2020

Item added: Tube Dress

Description:

April 5, 2020

Item added: Gold Sneakers

Description:

April 5, 2020

Item added: Shutter Shades

Description:

April 5, 2020

Item added: Silver Hoodie

Description:

April 5, 2020

Item added: Bucket Hat

Description:

April 5, 2020

Item added: Puffer Jacket

Description:

April 5, 2020

Item added: Do Rag

Description:

April 5, 2020

Item added: Onesie

Description:

April 5, 2020

Item added: Baseball Jacket

Description:

April 4, 2020

Honor updated: Vengeance

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

April 2, 2020

Honor updated: Foul Play

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

April 1, 2020

Honor updated: Deadly Duo

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare'

March 31, 2020

Honor added: Deadly Duo

Description: Attack and defeat an opponent with your spouse

March 30, 2020

Item added: Gentleman Cache

Description:

March 26, 2020

Item updated: SIG 550

Name: 'Sig 550' to 'SIG 550'

March 26, 2020

Item updated: SIG 552

Name: 'Swiss Army SG 550' to 'SIG 552'

March 26, 2020

Honor updated: Finale

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Very Rare'

March 25, 2020

Honor updated: Finale

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

March 24, 2020

Honor added: Finale

Description: Defeat someone on the 25th turn of an attack

March 23, 2020

Item updated: Honda Integra R

Description: 'This import is described by many as the "closest you'll get to a race car out of factory" - due to its sharp and responsive handling ' to 'This import is described by many as the "closest you'll get to a race car out of factory" - due to its sharp and responsive handling.'

March 22, 2020

Honor updated: Time Traveller

Description: 'Survive a Torn City restore' to 'Survive a Torn City rollback'

March 20, 2020

Honor updated: Two Halves Make A Hole

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

March 18, 2020

Item updated: Bottle of Green Stout

Description: 'Consisting of nothing more than a glug of Irish stout and copious amounts of toxic green food colouring, this emerald-coloured beer will give you the supreme confidence of a drunk while also serving to clean out your colon in record time. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.' to 'Consisting of nothing more than a glug of Irish stout and copious amounts of toxic green food colouring, this emerald-coloured beverage will give you the supreme confidence of a drunk while also serving to clean out your colon in record time. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.'

March 18, 2020

Honor updated: Lead Salad

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare'

March 17, 2020

Honor updated: Spray And Pray

Description: 'Fire 2,500 rounds' to 'Fire 1,000 rounds'

March 17, 2020

Honor updated: Two Halves Make A Hole

Description: 'Fire 25,000 rounds' to 'Fire 10,000 rounds'

March 17, 2020

Honor added: Lead Salad

Description: Fire 100,000 rounds

March 16, 2020

Honor updated: Invictus

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

March 12, 2020

Honor updated: Stinker

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

March 11, 2020

Honor updated: Collector

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare'

March 10, 2020

Honor updated: Daddys New Shoes

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

March 10, 2020

Honor added: Collector

Description: Maintain an impressive display case of collectible items

March 4, 2020

Honor updated: Leaderboard

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare'

March 3, 2020

Honor added: Leaderboard

Description: Achieve top 250 in one of the personal Hall of Fame leaderboards

March 2, 2020

Honor updated: 1337

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

February 28, 2020

Item updated: Bread Knife

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

February 28, 2020

Item updated: Semtex

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

February 28, 2020

Item updated: Poison Umbrella

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

February 28, 2020

Item updated: Millwall Brick

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

February 28, 2020

Honor updated: Quartermaster

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

February 27, 2020

Item added: Bread Knife

Description:

February 27, 2020

Item added: Semtex

Description:

February 27, 2020

Item added: Poison Umbrella

Description:

February 27, 2020

Item added: Millwall Brick

Description:

February 27, 2020

Honor updated: Invictus

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

February 25, 2020

Honor added: Quartermaster

Description: Use 10,000 rounds of special ammunition

February 24, 2020

Honor updated: Anaemic

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

February 21, 2020

Item updated: Donator Pack

Sell price: '24100000' to '23950000'

February 19, 2020

Honor updated: Invictus

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare'

February 18, 2020

Honor added: Invictus

Description: Successfully defend against someone who has at least double your battle stats

February 17, 2020

Honor updated: Church Mouse

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

February 16, 2020

Honor updated: Semper Fortis

Rarity: 'Common' to 'Very Common'

February 16, 2020

Honor updated: Tornication

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Common'

February 11, 2020

Honor updated: Wipeout

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

February 11, 2020

Honor added: Tornication

Description: Login on Valentine's Day

February 10, 2020

Honor updated: War Machine

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

February 9, 2020

Honor updated: Vae Victis

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

February 6, 2020

Item updated: Love Juice

Description: 'Made from the secretions of the Patagonian Filth Weasel, Love Juice is a fast acting aphrodisiac - or so it says on the label. In reality, this product is known to be useless, unless you are exposed to a large cloud of human reproductive pheromones, in which case it will make you angry, hyperactive and limber.' to 'Made from the secretions of the Patagonian Filth Weasel, Love Juice is a fast acting aphrodisiac - or so it says on the label. In reality, this product is known to be useless, unless you are exposed to a large cloud of human reproductive pheromones, in which case it will make you angry, hyperactive and strangely Samaritan.'

February 6, 2020

Item updated: Love Juice

Effect: 'Reduces energy attack cost to 10. Increases Speed by 50% and Dexterity by 25%.' to 'Reduces attack & revive energy cost by 15. Increases Speed by 50% and Dexterity by 25%.'

February 5, 2020

Honor updated: Parallel

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Rare'

February 4, 2020

Honor added: War Machine

Description: Achieve 1,000 finishing hits in every category

February 3, 2020

Honor updated: Modded

Description: 'Equip two high-tier mods to a weapon' to 'Equip two tier 3 or tier 4 mods to a single weapon'

January 31, 2020

Honor updated: Riddled

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

January 29, 2020

Item updated: Donator Pack

Sell price: '24500000' to '24100000'

January 29, 2020

Honor added: Bandolier

Description: Use 1,000 rounds of special ammunition

January 29, 2020

Honor updated: Fresh Start

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

January 23, 2020

Item added: Denim Shirt

Description:

January 23, 2020

Item added: Denim Vest

Description:

January 23, 2020

Item added: Denim Jacket

Description:

January 23, 2020

Item added: Denim Trousers

Description:

January 23, 2020

Item added: Denim Shoes

Description:

January 23, 2020

Item added: Denim Cap

Description:

January 22, 2020

Honor updated: On Track

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare'

January 21, 2020

Honor added: On Track

Description: Earn 2,500 racing points

January 20, 2020

Honor updated: Magical Veins

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

January 20, 2020

Honor updated: Tough

Description: 'Attain 100,000 manual labour' to 'Attain 100,000 manual labor'

January 19, 2020

Honor updated: Obliteration

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Very Rare'

January 19, 2020

Honor updated: Miracle Worker

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Very Rare'

January 16, 2020

Honor updated: Bronze Belt

Rarity: 'Common' to 'Very Common'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Wireless Dongle

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Hacking crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Horse's Head

Effect: '' to 'Can be hidden inside a parcel to zero someone's energy, nerve and happiness upon opening.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Brown Easter Egg

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Orange Easter Egg

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Pink Easter Egg

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Jawbreaker

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bag of Sherbet

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Goodie Bag

Effect: '' to 'Provides an assortment of 30 items made up of Candy, Alcohol and Energy Drinks when opened.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Golden Broomstick

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Devil's Pitchfork

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Pair of Ice Skates

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Diamond Icicle

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Snowball

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Tavor TAR-21

Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Harpoon

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Diamond Bladed Knife

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Naval Cutlass

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Trout

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Dog Poop

Effect: '' to 'Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Stink Bombs

Effect: '' to 'Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Toilet Paper

Effect: '' to 'Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Petrified Humerus

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bag of Bloody Eyeballs

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 75 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bottle of Christmas Cocktail

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 3 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Empty Blood Bag

Effect: '' to 'Produces a blood bag of your type. Reduces life by 20%. Increases medical cooldown by 3 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Blood Bag : A+

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Blood Bag : A-

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Blood Bag : B+

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Blood Bag : B-

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Blood Bag : AB+

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Blood Bag : AB-

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Blood Bag : O+

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Blood Bag : O-

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Molotov Cocktail

Effect: '' to 'Opponent receives Severe Burning damage over 5 turns.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Molotov Cocktail

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Brawn Over Brains

Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Strength by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Time Is In The Mind

Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Speed by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Keeping Your Face Handsome

Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Defense by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : A Job For Your Hands

Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Dexterity by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Working 9 Til 5

Effect: '' to 'Increases all working stats by 5% (up to 2,500 maximum gain each) upon completion.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Making Friends, Enemies, And Cakes

Effect: '' to 'Increases blacklist & friend list capacity by +100 upon completion.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : High School For Adults

Effect: '' to 'Provides a free merit reset upon completion.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Milk Yourself Sober

Effect: '' to 'Removes a substantial amount of drug addiction upon completion.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Fight Like An Asshole

Effect: '' to 'Provides a passive 25% bonus to all battle stats for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Mind Over Matter

Effect: '' to 'Provides a passive 100% bonus to Strength for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : No Shame No Pain

Effect: '' to 'Provides a passive 100% bonus to Defense for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Run Like The Wind

Effect: '' to 'Provides a passive 100% bonus to Speed for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Weaseling Out Of Trouble

Effect: '' to 'Provides a passive 100% bonus to Dexterity for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Get Hard Or Go Home

Effect: '' to 'Increases all gym gains by 20% for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Gym Grunting - Shouting To Success

Effect: '' to 'Increases Strength gym gains by 30% for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Self Defense In The Workplace

Effect: '' to 'Increases Defense gym gains by 30% for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Speed 3 - The Rejected Script

Effect: '' to 'Increases Speed gym gains by 30% for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Limbo Lovers 101

Effect: '' to 'Increases Dexterity gym gains by 30% for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime

Effect: '' to 'Increases crime skill & crime experience gain by 25% for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : What Are Old Folk Good For Anyway?

Effect: '' to 'Increases all EXP gains by 25% for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Medical Degree Schmedical Degree

Effect: '' to 'Reduces all hospital time by 50% for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : No More Soap On A Rope

Effect: '' to 'Reduces all jail time by 50% for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Mailing Yourself Abroad

Effect: '' to 'Reduces all travel times by 25% for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Smuggling For Beginners

Effect: '' to 'Increases travel capacity by +10 for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Stealthy Stealing of Underwear

Effect: '' to 'Guaranteed stealth for the next 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Shawshank Sure Ain't For Me!

Effect: '' to 'Large jail bust & escape boost for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Ignorance Is Bliss

Effect: '' to 'Happiness can regenerate above maximum for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Winking To Win

Effect: '' to 'Doubles contract credit and money rewards for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Finders Keepers

Effect: '' to 'Increases awareness by 2500% for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Hot Turkey

Effect: '' to 'Gain no drug addiction for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Higher Daddy, Higher!

Effect: '' to 'Provides +20% energy regeneration for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : The Real Dutch Courage

Effect: '' to 'Doubles nerve regeneration for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Because I'm Happy - The Pharrell Story

Effect: '' to 'Doubles happiness regeneration for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : No More Sick Days

Effect: '' to 'Doubles life regeneration for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Duke - My Story

Effect: '' to 'Duke will occasionally retaliate against your attackers for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Self Control Is For Losers

Effect: '' to 'Reduces all consumable cooldowns by 50% for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Going Back For More

Effect: '' to 'Reduces all medical cooldowns by 50% for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Get Drunk And Lose Dignity

Effect: '' to 'Doubles alcohol effects for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Fuelling Your Way To Failure

Effect: '' to 'Doubles energy drink effects for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Yes Please Diabetes

Effect: '' to 'Doubles candy effects for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Ugly Energy

Effect: '' to 'Increases maximum energy to 250 for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Memories And Mammaries

Effect: '' to 'Takes the same effect from the last used book for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Brown-nosing The Boss

Effect: '' to 'Greatly increases personal employee effectiveness for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book : Running Away From Trouble

Effect: '' to 'Guaranteed attacking escape attempt success for 31 days.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Plastic Sword

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Penelope

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Cake Frosting

Effect: '' to 'Can be used with a Fruitcake and Lock Picking Kit to create a Special Fruitcake.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Lock Picking Kit

Effect: '' to 'Can be used with a Fruitcake and Cake Frosting to create a Special Fruitcake.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Felovax

Effect: '' to 'Treats Feline Immunodeficiency Virus.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Zylkene

Effect: '' to 'Reduces stress in canines.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Duke's Safe

Effect: '' to 'Can be opened to reveal the contents if the correct combination is entered.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Duke's Hammer

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Tyrosine

Effect: '' to 'User becomes Sharpened, increasing Dexterity by 500% for 120 seconds.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Tyrosine

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Keg of Beer

Effect: '' to 'Provides a Glass of Beer when used. Estimated 80 servings.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Glass of Beer

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 2 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Six Pack of Alcohol

Effect: '' to 'Provides 6 premium alcoholic drinks when opened.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Six Pack of Energy Drink

Effect: '' to 'Provides 6 premium energy drinks when opened.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Rosary Beads

Effect: '' to 'Boosts the effects of praying in the church by 10%.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Piggy Bank

Effect: '' to 'Can safely store money. Withdrawing the contents will destroy the item.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Empty Vial

Effect: '' to 'Can be filled with bodily fluids.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Questionnaire

Effect: '' to 'Needs to be completed and returned to Amanda.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Agreement

Effect: '' to 'Needs to be signed and returned to Amanda.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Nock Gun

Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Beretta Pico

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Riding Crop

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Sand

Effect: '' to 'Opponent becomes Blinded, decreasing Speed to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Sand

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Rheinmetall MG 3

Weapon Type: '' to 'Machine gun'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Homemade Pocket Shotgun

Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Madball

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Nail Bomb

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Tranquilizer Gun

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bolt Gun

Weapon Type: '' to 'Mechanical'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Scalpel

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Nerve Gas

Effect: '' to 'Opponent receives Contaminated damage over 9 turns.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Nerve Gas

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Sledgehammer

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Graveyard Key

Effect: '' to 'Enables access to the graveyard.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Questionnaire : Completed

Effect: '' to 'Needs to be returned to Amanda.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Agreement : Signed

Effect: '' to 'Needs to be returned to Amanda.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Spray Can : Black

Effect: '' to 'Used to spray graffiti.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Spray Can : Red

Effect: '' to 'Used to spray graffiti.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Spray Can : Pink

Effect: '' to 'Used to spray graffiti.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Spray Can : Purple

Effect: '' to 'Used to spray graffiti.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Spray Can : Blue

Effect: '' to 'Used to spray graffiti.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Spray Can : Green

Effect: '' to 'Used to spray graffiti.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Spray Can : Yellow

Effect: '' to 'Used to spray graffiti.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Spray Can : Orange

Effect: '' to 'Used to spray graffiti.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Poison Mistletoe

Effect: '' to 'Decreases a target's happiness by 25%, increasing your happiness by the same amount.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Love Juice

Effect: '' to 'Reduces energy attack cost to 10. Increases Speed by 50% and Dexterity by 25%.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bug Swatter

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Nothing

Effect: '' to 'Does nothing.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bottle of Green Stout

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 5 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Prototype

Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Lost and Found Office Key

Effect: '' to 'Unlocks additional outcomes when searching the subway.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Spooky

Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bottle of Christmas Spirit

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 5 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bottle of Moonshine

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 5 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Can of Goose Juice

Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 5 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Can of Damp Valley

Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 10 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Can of Crocozade

Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 15 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Creepy

Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Freaky

Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Frightful

Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Haunting

Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Shocking

Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Terrifying

Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Horrifying

Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Petrifying

Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Nightmarish

Effect: '' to 'Used to gather treats from others.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Blood Bag : Irradiated

Effect: '' to 'Causes low-level radiation sickness. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Birthday Cupcake

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 250 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Strippogram Voucher

Effect: '' to 'Increases a target's happiness by 2,500.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bag of Humbugs

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Christmas Cracker

Effect: '' to 'When used on a target, provides gifts to one, and a 5% happiness decrease to the other.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Concussion Grenade

Effect: '' to 'Opponent becomes Concussed, decreasing Dexterity to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Concussion Grenade

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Drug Pack

Effect: '' to 'Provides 10 Xanax or 10 Vicodin when opened.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Empty Box

Effect: '' to 'Can be filled with items to create a Parcel.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Parcel

Effect: '' to 'Can be opened to receive the items inside.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Birthday Present

Effect: '' to 'Can be opened to receive the items inside.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Present

Effect: '' to 'Can be opened to receive the items inside.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Christmas Present

Effect: '' to 'Can be opened to receive the items inside.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Birthday Wrapping Paper

Effect: '' to 'Wraps parcels turning them into Birthday Presents.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Generic Wrapping Paper

Effect: '' to 'Wraps parcels turning them into Presents.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Christmas Wrapping Paper

Effect: '' to 'Wraps parcels turning them into Christmas Presents.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Small Explosive Device

Effect: '' to 'Can be hidden inside a parcel to hospitalize someone for 5 hours upon opening.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Gold Laptop

Effect: '' to 'Can be used to access additional services while traveling and program viruses.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Gold Plated AK-47

Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Platinum PDA

Effect: '' to 'Increases friends list and blacklist capacity by +500.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Sports Sneakers

Effect: '' to 'Increases speed gains in the gym by 5%.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Handbag

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Pink Mac-10

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Macana

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Pepper Spray

Effect: '' to 'Opponent becomes Maced, decreasing Dexterity to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Pepper Spray

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Slingshot

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Brick

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Metal Nunchakus

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Business Class Ticket

Effect: '' to 'Provides a return business class trip which reduces flight duration by 70%. Grants a base travel capacity of 15.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Flail

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Swiss Army SG 550

Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: ArmaLite M-15A4 Rifle

Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Guandao

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Lead Pipe

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Ice Pick

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Box of Tissues

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 5-20 if under 20% of maximum.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Small Suitcase

Effect: '' to 'Increases travel capacity by +2. Does not stack with other suitcases.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Medium Suitcase

Effect: '' to 'Increases travel capacity by +3. Does not stack with other suitcases.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Large Suitcase

Effect: '' to 'Increases travel capacity by +4. Does not stack with other suitcases.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Vanity Hand Mirror

Effect: '' to 'Can be used to check appearance.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bottle of Tequila

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 1 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Casino Pass

Effect: '' to 'Provides 50 Casino Tokens upon use.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Cricket Bat

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Frying Pan

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Pillow

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Epinephrine

Effect: '' to 'User becomes Strengthened, increasing Strength by 500% for 120 seconds.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Epinephrine

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Melatonin

Effect: '' to 'User becomes Hastened, increasing Speed by 500% for 120 seconds.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Melatonin

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Serotonin

Effect: '' to 'User becomes Hardened, increasing Defense by 300% for 120 seconds and replenishing life by 25%.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Serotonin

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Blue Easter Egg

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Green Easter Egg

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Red Easter Egg

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Yellow Easter Egg

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: White Easter Egg

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Black Easter Egg

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Gold Easter Egg

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 250 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: MP5k

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: AK74u

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Skorpion

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: TMP

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Thompson

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: MP 40

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Luger

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Blunderbuss

Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bag of Candy Kisses

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bag of Tootsie Rolls

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 75 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bag of Chocolate Truffles

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 100 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Can of Munster

Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 20 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bottle of Pumpkin Brew

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 2 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Can of Red Cow

Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 25 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Can of Taurine Elite

Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 30 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Blood Spattered Sickle

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 4 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bottle of Wicked Witch

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 3 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Wind Proof Lighter

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Arson crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Dual TMPs

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Dual Bushmasters

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Dual MP5s

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Dual P90s

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Dual Uzis

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bottle of Kandy Kane

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 2 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bottle of Minty Mayhem

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 3 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bottle of Mistletoe Madness

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 4 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Can of Santa Shooters

Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 20 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Can of Rockstar Rudolph

Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 25 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Can of X-MASS

Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 30 and booster cooldown by 2 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bag of Reindeer Droppings

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 100 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Book of Carols

Effect: '' to 'Reduces education course duration by 6 hours and increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Gift Card

Effect: '' to 'Reduces bank investment duration by 6 hours and increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Pair of Glasses

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Search For Cash crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: High-Speed Drive

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Selling Copied Media crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Mountain Bike

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Shoplifting crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Cut-Throat Razor

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Pickpocketing crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Slim Crowbar

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Larceny crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Balaclava

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Armed Robbery crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Advanced Driving Tactics Manual

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Transporting Drugs crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Ergonomic Keyboard

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Planting Computer Viruses crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Tracking Device

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Assassination crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Screwdriver

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Grand Theft Auto crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Fanny Pack

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Robbing The Pawn Shop crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Tumble Dryer

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Counterfeiting crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Chloroform

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Kidnapping crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Hammer

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Heavy Duty Padlock

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Arms Trafficking crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Baseball Bat

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Duct Tape

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Bombing crime.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Crowbar

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Knuckle Dusters

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Pen Knife

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Kitchen Knife

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Dagger

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Axe

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Scimitar

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Chainsaw

Weapon Type: '' to 'Mechanical'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Samurai Sword

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Glock 17

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Raven MP25

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Ruger 22/45

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Beretta M9

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: USP

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Beretta 92FS

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Fiveseven

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Magnum

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Desert Eagle

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Dual 92G Berettas

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Sawed-Off Shotgun

Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Benelli M1 Tactical

Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: MP5 Navy

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: P90

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: AK-47

Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: M4A1 Colt Carbine

Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Benelli M4 Super

Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: M16 A2 Rifle

Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Steyr AUG

Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: M249 PARA LMG

Weapon Type: '' to 'Machine gun'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Box of Chocolate Bars

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Big Box of Chocolate Bars

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 35 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bag of Bon Bons

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Box of Bon Bons

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Box of Extra Strong Mints

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Plain Silver Ring

Effect: '' to 'Can be used to propose to someone with.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Sapphire Ring

Effect: '' to 'Can be used to propose to someone with.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Gold Ring

Effect: '' to 'Can be used to propose to someone with.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Diamond Ring

Effect: '' to 'Can be used to propose to someone with.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Personal Computer

Effect: '' to 'Can be used to program viruses.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Minigun

Weapon Type: '' to 'Heavy artillery'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Morphine

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 15% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: First Aid Kit

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 50 minutes and restores 7.5% life. Increases medical cooldown by 30 mins.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Small First Aid Kit

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 20 minutes and restores 3.25% life. Increases medical cooldown by 15 mins.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Simple Virus

Effect: '' to 'Used to plant a virus.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Polymorphic Virus

Effect: '' to 'Used to plant a virus.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Tunneling Virus

Effect: '' to 'Used to plant a virus.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Armored Virus

Effect: '' to 'Used to plant a virus.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Stealth Virus

Effect: '' to 'Used to plant a virus.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Snow Cannon

Weapon Type: '' to 'Machine gun'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Coat Hanger

Effect: '' to 'Required for stealing locked cars'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Neutrilux 2000

Weapon Type: '' to 'Heavy artillery'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Springfield 1911-A1

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Egg Propelled Launcher

Weapon Type: '' to 'Heavy artillery'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Playstation

Effect: '' to 'Converts 5 energy into 8-15 happiness.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Xbox

Effect: '' to 'Converts 5 energy into 8-15 happiness.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Parachute

Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Dexterity by 1%. Increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: 9mm Uzi

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: RPG Launcher

Weapon Type: '' to 'Heavy artillery'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Leather Bullwhip

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Ninja Claws

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Xbox 360

Effect: '' to 'Converts 5 energy into 8-15 happiness.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Yasukuni Sword

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Rusty Sword

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Pixie Sticks

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Laptop

Effect: '' to 'Can be used to access additional services while traveling and program viruses.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Wand of Destruction

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Gas Can

Effect: '' to 'Required for Arson crime'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Butterfly Knife

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: XM8 Rifle

Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Taser

Weapon Type: '' to 'Mechanical'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Cobra Derringer

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bottle of Beer

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 1 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bottle of Champagne

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 1 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: S&W Revolver

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Cannabis

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 2-3. Includes side effects.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Ecstasy

Effect: '' to 'Doubles happiness.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Ketamine

Effect: '' to 'Temporarily increases Defense by 50%. Includes side effects.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: LSD

Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 50, nerve by 5, and happiness by 200-500. Includes side effects.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Opium

Effect: '' to 'Removes all hospital time and replenishes life by 66.6%. Increases happiness by 50-100.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: PCP

Effect: '' to 'Temporarily increases Strength and Dexterity by 20%. Increases happiness by 250.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Shrooms

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 500 and reduces energy by 25. Includes side effects.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Speed

Effect: '' to 'Temporarily increases Speed by 20%. Increases happiness by 50. Includes side effects.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Vicodin

Effect: '' to 'Temporarily increases all battle stats by 25%. Increases happiness by 75.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Xanax

Effect: '' to 'Increases energy by 250 and happiness by 75. Includes side effects.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Box of Sweet Hearts

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bag of Chocolate Kisses

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Claymore Sword

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Crossbow

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Enfield SA-80

Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Grenade

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Stick Grenade

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Flash Grenade

Effect: '' to 'Opponent becomes Blinded, decreasing Speed to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Flash Grenade

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Jackhammer

Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Swiss Army Knife

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Mag 7

Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Smoke Grenade

Effect: '' to 'Opponent becomes Smoked, decreasing Speed to 1/3rd for 120-180 seconds.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Smoke Grenade

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Spear

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Vektor CR-21

Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Claymore Mine

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Flare Gun

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Heckler & Koch SL8

Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Sig 550

Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: BT MP9

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Chain Whip

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Wooden Nunchakus

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Kama

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Kodachi Swords

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Sai

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Ninja Stars

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Anti Tank

Weapon Type: '' to 'Heavy artillery'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bushmaster Carbon 15 Type 21s

Weapon Type: '' to 'SMG'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: HEG

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Taurus

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Blowgun

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bo Staff

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Fireworks

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Katana

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Qsz-92

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: SKS Carbine

Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Twin Tiger Hooks

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Wushu Double Axes

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Ithaca 37

Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Lorcin 380

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: S&W M29

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Flamethrower

Weapon Type: '' to 'Heavy artillery'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Tear Gas

Effect: '' to 'Opponent becomes Gassed, decreasing Dexterity to 1/3rd for 120-180 seconds.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Tear Gas

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Throwing Knife

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Donator Pack

Effect: '' to 'Provides 31 days of donator status and 50 points upon opening.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Dual Axes

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Dual Hammers

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Dual Scimitars

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Dual Samurai Swords

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Bottle of Saké

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 1 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Lollipop

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 25 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Printing Paper

Effect: '' to 'Required for counterfeiting money'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Blank Tokens

Effect: '' to 'Required for counterfeiting casino tokens'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Blank Credit Cards

Effect: '' to 'Required for counterfeiting credit cards'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Skateboard

Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Speed by 1%. Increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Boxing Gloves

Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Defense by 1%. Increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Dumbbells

Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Strength by 1%. Increases booster cooldown by 6 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Stick of Dynamite

Effect: '' to 'Required for Bombing crime'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Cesium-137

Effect: '' to 'Component used in the construction of a Dirty Bomb'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Dirty Bomb

Effect: '' to 'Damages a faction's respect and cripples its members with radiation poisoning and hospital time.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Pair of High Heels

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Fine Chisel

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Ivory Walking Cane

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Neumune Tablet

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital time by 4-6 hours and radiation by 24 hours. Increases medical cooldown by 6 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Box of Grenades

Effect: '' to 'Provides 100 Grenades or 100 HEGs when opened.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Box of Medical Supplies

Effect: '' to 'Provides 20 Morphine, 30 First Aid Kits, or 50 Small First Aid Kits when opened.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Erotic DVD

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 2,500 and booster cooldown by 6 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Feathery Hotel Coupon

Effect: '' to 'Refills energy. Increases happiness by 500 and booster cooldown by 6 hours.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Lawyer Business Card

Effect: '' to 'Removes all jail time and increases booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

January 15, 2020

Item updated: Lottery Voucher

Effect: '' to 'Provides 100 Lucky Shot Lotto tickets when used.'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Worth it

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Sodaholic

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Bibliophile

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Arrowshot

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Globetrotter

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: You've Got Some Nerve

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: OP

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Funambulist

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Well Built

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Mercenary

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Bare

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Kill Streaker 3

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Florence Nightingale

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Spaced Out

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Crank It Up

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Angel Dust

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Tiger Skin

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Escobar

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Professional

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Keen

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: 007

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Poker King

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Pyramid Scheme

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Aiding And Abetting

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Freedom Isn't Free

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Survivor

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: The Whole Nine Yards

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: To The Limit

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Second Chance

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Jackpot

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Departure

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Pepperoni

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Brainz

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Miracle Worker

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Sidekick

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Modded

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Shielded

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 15, 2020

Honor updated: Devout

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Very Rare'

January 14, 2020

Item updated: Holden SS

Description: 'This Aussie powerhouse reaches a breathtaking top speed. (If it ever gets there after leaving most of its tyres on the starting line).' to 'This Aussie powerhouse reaches a breathtaking top speed. (If it ever gets there after leaving most of its tires on the starting line).'

January 14, 2020

Item updated: Motorbike

Description: 'You can often find Numbat tearing it up through the city's darkest streets on this, seeking prey. Beware the spiked tyres!' to 'You can often find Numbat tearing it up through the city's darkest streets on this, seeking prey. Beware the spiked tires!'

January 14, 2020

Honor added: Miracle Worker

Description: Revive 10 people within 10 minutes

January 13, 2020

Honor updated: Surplus

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

January 10, 2020

Item updated: Donator Pack

Sell price: '24900000' to '24500000'

January 9, 2020

Honor updated: Futurity

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Limited'

January 9, 2020

Honor updated: Guardian Angel

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

January 3, 2020

Honor updated: Proven Capacity

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Rare'

January 3, 2020

Honor updated: Tireless

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

January 2, 2020

Honor updated: Resolution

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

January 1, 2020

Honor updated: Resolution

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Uncommon'

December 30, 2019

Honor updated: Annihilation

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

December 26, 2019

Honor added: Resolution

Description: Login on New Year's Day

December 24, 2019

Honor updated: Wrecked

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

December 24, 2019

Honor added: Annihilation

Description: Deal at least 15,000 damage in a single hit

December 23, 2019

Honor updated: Energize

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

December 23, 2019

Honor updated: Transfusion

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Algeria

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Bolivia

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Botswana

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Costa Rica

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Dominican Republic

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Ethiopia

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Fiji

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Honduras

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Jordan

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Kenya

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Libya

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Luxembourg

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Maldives

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Moldova

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Mongolia

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Montenegro

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Namibia

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: North Macedonia

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Panama

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Somalia

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Suriname

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Tanzania

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Uganda

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Zambia

Description:

December 23, 2019

Honor added: Zimbabwe

Description:

December 20, 2019

Honor updated: Bare

Description: 'Win 250 unarmored attacks or defends' to 'Win 250 unarmored fights'

December 19, 2019

Item added: Paper Crown : Green

Description: This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.

December 19, 2019

Item added: Paper Crown : Yellow

Description: This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.

December 19, 2019

Item added: Paper Crown : Red

Description: This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.

December 19, 2019

Item added: Paper Crown : Blue

Description: This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.

December 19, 2019

Honor updated: Saintly

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

December 18, 2019

Item updated: Special Snowflake

Description: '' to 'This item is given to staff in recognition of the many special snowflakes they have to deal with on a daily basis. Delicate, frosty and prone to melting, Torn's players are just as unique as individual snowflakes, but distinctly less fun to catch on your tongue.'

December 18, 2019

Honor updated: Compulsive

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

December 17, 2019

Item added: Bag of Humbugs

Description: Bah, Humbug! So sayeth Scrooge McDuck in the 1983 movie Mickey's Christmas Carol. These delicious boiled sweets are flavored with peppermint. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.

December 17, 2019

Item added: Christmas Cracker

Description: Without pain, there can be no joy. This Christmas Cracker item is the epitome of that sentiment, as when you try to pull it with someone else, only one of you will receive a lovely surprise.

December 17, 2019

Item added: Special Snowflake

Description:

December 17, 2019

Item added: Concussion Grenade

Description:

December 17, 2019

Honor added: Compulsive

Description: Refill your casino tokens 250 times

December 16, 2019

Honor updated: Alcoholic

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

December 15, 2019

Item added: Greta Mask '19

Description: As befits her status as an inspirational, teenage eco-warrior, this mask has been made from 100% non-recyclable, non-sustainable, highly carcinogenic plastics. How dare we!

December 15, 2019

Item added: Anatoly Mask '19

Description: This lightly irradiated mask of Anatoly Dyatlov from Chernobyl is made from 3.6% graphite, which we found up on the roof, despite Anatoly insisting it definitely wasn't there. Its quality is not great, not terrible, and if you think you can taste metal while wearing this mask, then you're clearly in shock.

December 15, 2019

Item added: Santa Beard

Description: With this big jolly Santa beard strapped to your face, you'll almost have everything you need to impersonate Jolly Saint Nick at your local mall. All you need now is a big red suit, a gut which resembles that of a pregnant manatee, and the rosy red cheeks of someone who is quite clearly suffering from severe alcoholism.

December 11, 2019

Honor updated: Boss Fight

Description: 'Participate in the defeat of Duke or Leslie' to 'Participate in the defeat of a lootable NPC'

December 11, 2019

Honor updated: Checkered Past

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Uncommon'

December 10, 2019

Honor added: Checkered Past

Description: Win 100 races

December 10, 2019

Honor updated: Friendly Fire

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

December 9, 2019

Honor updated: Axe Wound

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

December 8, 2019

Item updated: Bottle of Moonshine

Description: 'Distilled in secret by illegal brewers, this moonshine is far more potent than regular alcohol. Sip slowly, or it'll knock more than your socks off.' to 'Distilled in secret by illegal brewers, this moonshine is far more potent than regular alcohol. Sip slowly, or it'll knock more than your socks off. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.'

December 8, 2019

Honor updated: Manu Forti

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

December 8, 2019

Honor updated: Riddled

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

December 4, 2019

Honor updated: Surplus

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

December 3, 2019

Honor updated: Fresh Start

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

December 3, 2019

Honor added: Surplus

Description: Use 100 rounds of special ammunition

November 30, 2019

Honor updated: Vengeance

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

November 29, 2019

Item updated: Donator Pack

Sell price: '25100000' to '24900000'

November 27, 2019

Honor updated: Obliteration

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

November 26, 2019

Honor updated: Parallel

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

November 26, 2019

Honor updated: Futurity

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

November 26, 2019

Honor updated: Backdrop

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

November 26, 2019

Honor added: Obliteration

Description: Deal at least 10,000 damage in a single hit

November 25, 2019

Honor updated: Lucky Break

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

November 23, 2019

Honor updated: Unarmed

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

November 21, 2019

Item updated: Riot Body

Name: 'Riot Vest' to 'Riot Body'

November 21, 2019

Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 250

Sell price: '0' to '45'

November 21, 2019

Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 50

Sell price: '0' to '10'

November 20, 2019

Honor updated: Riddled

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

November 19, 2019

Honor updated: Riddled

Description: 'Hit at least 10 different body parts in a single attack' to 'Defeat an opponent after hitting at least 10 different body parts in a single attack'

November 19, 2019

Honor added: Riddled

Description: Hit at least 10 different body parts in a single attack

November 18, 2019

Honor updated: Lavish

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

November 17, 2019

Item updated: Torn City Times

Sell price: '3' to '0'

November 16, 2019

Item updated: Trainers

Name: 'Pair of Trainers' to 'Trainers'

November 15, 2019

Honor added: Venezuela

Description:

November 15, 2019

Honor updated: Digital Camo

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

November 14, 2019

Item updated: Party Hat '19

Name: 'Party Hat' to 'Party Hat '19'

November 14, 2019

Honor updated: Mastermind

Description: 'Participate in 100 organised crimes' to 'Participate in 100 organized crimes'

November 13, 2019

Item updated: Party Hat

Description: 'This party hat was given out to players on Torn's 15th anniversary. It must be worn at a jaunty angle to demonstrate the full force of your wackiness.' to 'The design of this party hat is generic enough to be suitable for children's birthdays, office shindigs and festive ritual sacrifices. It must be worn at a jaunty angle to demonstrate the full force of your wackiness.'

November 13, 2019

Item added: Badge : 15th Anniversary

Description: This badge celebrates Torn's 15th anniversary. It can be worn to advertise your age, IQ or frequent use of profanities.

November 13, 2019

Item added: Birthday Cupcake

Description: This looks delicious, and it's reasonably fresh too! Every part of it is edible, including the candle and the paper case... if you're a goat.

November 13, 2019

Item added: Strippogram Voucher

Description: This strippogram voucher entitles the bearer to bestow the gift of a strippogram upon any other person in Torn City. It is a gift that is both classy and arousing in equal measure.

November 13, 2019

Item added: Dong : Thomas

Description: Thomas is a daft little rascal who likes nothing more than chasing squirrels and eating out of garbage cans. But don't get him too excited, because Thomas suffers from severe breathing difficulties which will eventually kill him.

November 13, 2019

Item added: Dong : Greg

Description: Unlike the Taco Bell Chihuahua, Greg doesn't like Mexican food. In fact, he doesn't like Mexicans much either. Greg is extremely racist and suspicious of all foreigners. But he does love snuggles.

November 13, 2019

Item added: Dong : Effy

Description: Despite her prim and proper appearance, Effy is the very definition of a basic bitch. When she's not drinking a whole vat of cooking oil because it smells nice, she can be found chasing sticks down ravines and encroaching on the personal space of complete strangers.

November 13, 2019

Item added: Dong : Holly

Description: Holly is a mischievous old hound with a thoroughly evil soul. She often breaks out of her home and will lead small children and other dogs out into the middle of a busy road, at which point she will sit back and watch the carnage unfold.

November 13, 2019

Item added: Dong : Jeremy

Description: Jeremy loves to laugh, but he rarely does, as he is painfully aware of all the suffering going on in the world - something you can see for yourself by looking into his cold, sad eyes. Because of his perpetually morbid outlook, Jeremy is quite fond of chocolate.

November 13, 2019

Item added: Anniversary Present

Description: This box was given out on Torn's 15th anniversary. It contains roughly 15% of your daily ration of joy.

November 13, 2019

Honor updated: Sacrificial

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

November 12, 2019

Item added: Reading Glasses

Description:

November 12, 2019

Item added: Chinos

Description:

November 12, 2019

Item added: Collared Shawl

Description:

November 12, 2019

Item added: Pleated Skirt

Description:

November 12, 2019

Item added: Orthopedic Shoes

Description:

November 12, 2019

Item added: Bingo Visor

Description:

November 12, 2019

Item added: Cover-ups

Description:

November 12, 2019

Item added: Sandals

Description:

November 12, 2019

Item added: Golf Socks

Description:

November 12, 2019

Item added: Flat Cap

Description:

November 12, 2019

Item added: Slippers

Description:

November 12, 2019

Item added: Bathrobe

Description:

November 12, 2019

Item added: Party Hat

Description: This party hat was given out to players on Torn's 15th anniversary. It must be worn at a jaunty angle to demonstrate the full force of your wackiness.

November 12, 2019

Honor added: Sacrificial

Description: Donate a total of $1,000,000,000 to the church

November 10, 2019

Honor updated: KIA

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

November 9, 2019

Item updated: Riot Vest

Name: 'Riot Body' to 'Riot Vest'

November 9, 2019

Item updated: Dune Vest

Name: 'Dune Body' to 'Dune Vest'

November 9, 2019

Honor updated: Devastation

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2019

Item updated: Donator Pack

Sell price: '24900000' to '25100000'

November 6, 2019

Honor updated: Vengeance

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2019

Honor updated: Sidekick

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

November 5, 2019

Honor added: Vengeance

Description: Successfully perform a faction retaliation hit

November 3, 2019

Honor updated: Fresh Start

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

November 3, 2019

Honor updated: Time Traveller

Rarity: 'Common' to 'Uncommon'

October 30, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Spooky

Description: 'This Halloween basket can be used to pilfer sweets, booze and energy drinks from your fellow trick or treaters. It is made from 100% Vinyl Chloride, a carcinogen which is known to leech toxic chemicals into liquids and foodstuffs.' to 'This Spooky Halloween basket can be used to pilfer sweets, booze and energy drinks from your fellow citizens. It is made from 100% Vinyl Chloride, a carcinogen which is known to leech toxic chemicals into liquids and foodstuffs.'

October 30, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Creepy

Description: '' to 'This Creepy Halloween basket has a joyous expression painted on the side, because we all know that the creepiest thing of all is someone who is happy. But you too will be happy, given that this creepy basket provides an extra 5% chance of gaining a treat!'

October 30, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Freaky

Description: '' to 'The reason this basket is called Freaky is because we made it look like Lindsay Lohan in Freaky Friday. In real life, she has only two teeth in her mouth. And in Torn City, this basket provides you with two 5% bonuses to your treat collection chance. That's 10% in total, omg!'

October 30, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Frightful

Description: '' to 'You know this basket is genuinely frightful because it has zigzags for a mouth. That's just pure science right there. And how's this for pure maths? You now get a 15% bonus to your treat collection chance when attacking! How frightfully nice of us.'

October 30, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Haunting

Description: '' to 'This basket is more hillbilly than haunting, but I suppose that's quite apt. After all, what's more haunting than the image of a redneck sleeping with his sister? Him sleeping with his mother? Yes, I'll give you that. And we'll also give you an extra 20% in treat collection bonuses too.'

October 30, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Shocking

Description: '' to 'This Halloween basket is shocking because we've written vile slurs all over the inside. There's ******, **** and even the S-word in there. I don't even know what the S-word is, but it sounds bad. This basket is now more shocking than Ricky Gervais- who isn't actually that shocking. But do you know what is? The 25% treat bonus this basket brings!'

October 30, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Terrifying

Description: '' to 'If you want to be terrified just look at your bank balance! Oh my god I'm just slaying tonight. And you will be too with this Terrifying Halloween Basket, which provides its bearer with 30% in treat collection bonuses. Now you'll have more treats than ever, and you can stop selling your underwear online to pay your bills.'

October 30, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Horrifying

Description: '' to 'This basket looks like it's in pain, and pain is quite horrifying, so I've heard. If you've never felt pain before, why not try stabbing yourself in the arm with a butter knife? Or, alternatively, stab someone else while holding this basket, because you'll get a 35% treat collection bonus if you do!'

October 30, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Petrifying

Description: '' to 'What's the difference between petrified and horrified? We don't know, and nor do we care, so please don't Google it and tell us. Either way, this Petrifying Halloween Basket will give you a 40% extra chance of collecting a treat from someone. And that goes up to 100% if you ask them nicely.'

October 30, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Nightmarish

Description: '' to 'This Basket contains your worst nightmares... and candy. Inside you'll find that animal you're scared of, your partner cheating on you with your father, and that time you called the teacher mom in front of the whole class. Oh, and you'll also find that this basket gives you an extra 45% chance of collecting treats!'

October 30, 2019

Honor updated: Fresh Start

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

October 29, 2019

Honor added: Fresh Start

Description: Reset your merits

October 27, 2019

Item updated: Blood Bag : Irradiated

Description: 'A blood bag filled with irradiated blood. ' to 'A blood bag filled with irradiated blood. This should be destroyed at an appropriate disposal facility.'

October 27, 2019

Honor updated: Phoenix

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

October 25, 2019

Honor updated: Deadlock

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

October 24, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Terrifying

Name: 'Halloween Basket : Horrifying' to 'Halloween Basket : Terrifying'

October 24, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Horrifying

Name: 'Halloween Basket : Terrifying' to 'Halloween Basket : Horrifying'

October 24, 2019

Item added: Jigsaw Mask '19

Description: Billy the Puppet was used in the Saw films by evil antagonist John Kramer as a means of communicating with his test subjects. Why not wear this Billy mask the next time you're watching a naive young woman try to escape a reverse bear trap?

October 23, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Spooky

Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Spooky'

October 23, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Creepy

Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Creepy'

October 23, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Freaky

Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Freaky'

October 23, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Frightful

Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Frightful'

October 23, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Haunting

Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Haunting'

October 23, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Shocking

Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Shocking'

October 23, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Horrifying

Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Horrifying'

October 23, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Terrifying

Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Terrifying'

October 23, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Petrifying

Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Petrifying'

October 23, 2019

Item updated: Halloween Basket : Nightmarish

Name: 'Halloween Basket' to 'Halloween Basket : Nightmarish'

October 23, 2019

Honor updated: Devastation

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

October 22, 2019

Item added: Halloween Basket

Description:

October 22, 2019

Item added: Halloween Basket

Description:

October 22, 2019

Item added: Halloween Basket

Description:

October 22, 2019

Item added: Halloween Basket

Description:

October 22, 2019

Item added: Halloween Basket

Description:

October 22, 2019

Item added: Halloween Basket

Description:

October 22, 2019

Item added: Halloween Basket

Description:

October 22, 2019

Item added: Halloween Basket

Description:

October 22, 2019

Item added: Halloween Basket

Description:

October 22, 2019

Item added: Blood Bag : Irradiated

Description: A blood bag filled with irradiated blood.

October 22, 2019

Honor added: Devastation

Description: Deal at least 5,000 damage in a single hit

October 21, 2019

Item updated: Enfield SA-80

Description: 'A good thing about the Enfield is its SUSAT 4X telescopic sight, which allows for accurate shooting.' to 'Gas-powered Enfield SA80 rifles have been the weapon of choice for the British Armed Forces since the 1980's. This edition comes with iron sights as standard, but various telescopic sights can be added to increase its aiming accuracy.'

October 21, 2019

Honor updated: Foot Soldier

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

October 20, 2019

Honor updated: Tiger Skin

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

October 19, 2019

Honor updated: Vae Victis

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

October 16, 2019

Honor updated: Shredded

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

October 15, 2019

Honor added: Shredded

Description: Attain 100,000,000,000 total stats

October 14, 2019

Item updated: Leather Bullwhip

Name: 'Leather Bull Whip' to 'Leather Bullwhip'

October 14, 2019

Item updated: SKS Carbine

Name: 'Sks Carbine' to 'SKS Carbine'

October 14, 2019

Item updated: Naval Cutlass

Name: 'Naval Cutlass Sword' to 'Naval Cutlass'

October 14, 2019

Item updated: Crowbar

Name: 'Crow Bar' to 'Crowbar'

October 13, 2019

Honor updated: Clotted

Description: 'Suffer from an acute haemolytic reaction, or be immune to it' to 'Suffer from an acute hemolytic reaction, or be immune to it'

October 13, 2019

Honor updated: Behemoth

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

October 10, 2019

Honor updated: Boss Fight

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

October 1, 2019

Honor updated: Mule

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

October 1, 2019

Honor updated: Church Mouse

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

September 30, 2019

Honor updated: Acid Dream

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

September 29, 2019

Honor updated: Acid Dream

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Rare'

September 29, 2019

Honor updated: Buffed

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

September 27, 2019

Item updated: Combat Vest

Description: 'Also known as the IOTV (Improved Outer Tactical Vest), this is the prototype of the lightest, most technologically advanced protective armor ever issued to the Armed Forces of the United States.' to 'This prototype armor improves on the build of the Outer Tactical Vest to bring its wearer even more protection, making it the lightest, most technologically advanced piece of protective armor ever issued to the Armed Forces of the United States.'

September 27, 2019

Item updated: Outer Tactical Vest

Description: 'The lightest, most advanced protective system ever issued to the US Armed Forces! Increased survivability and enhanced maneuverability.' to 'Despite the Combat Vest offering improved protection, its predecessor the Outer Tactical Vest is far from obsolete. The increased survivability and enhanced maneuverability provided makes it a more than worthwhile addition to your combat wardrobe.'

September 27, 2019

Honor updated: Specialist

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

September 27, 2019

Honor updated: Acid Dream

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

September 26, 2019

Honor updated: Supernova

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

September 26, 2019

Honor updated: Hairy

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

September 24, 2019

Honor added: Specialist

Description: Achieve 100% EXP on 25 different weapons

September 22, 2019

Honor updated: Phoenix

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

September 18, 2019

Honor updated: Trafficker

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Uncommon'

September 17, 2019

Honor added: Trafficker

Description: Import 10,000 items from abroad

September 14, 2019

Honor updated: Phoenix

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

September 14, 2019

Honor updated: Vae Victis

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

September 11, 2019

Honor updated: Phoenix

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

September 10, 2019

Honor updated: Phoenix

Name: 'Phoenix' to 'Supersonic'

September 10, 2019

Honor added: Phoenix

Description: Defeat someone after losing to them within 10 minutes

September 10, 2019

Honor updated: Honored

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

September 10, 2019

Honor updated: Double Dragon

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

September 8, 2019

Item updated: Crystal Bracelet

Name: 'Bracelet' to 'Crystal Bracelet'

September 8, 2019

Item updated: Oversized Sunglasses

Name: 'Big Sunglasses' to 'Oversized Sunglasses'

September 7, 2019

Item added: Eye Patch

Description:

September 6, 2019

Honor added: Cayman Islands

Description:

September 5, 2019

Item updated: Donator Pack

Sell price: '24800000' to '24900000'

September 5, 2019

Honor updated: Wrecked

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

September 4, 2019

Honor updated: Vae Victis

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

September 3, 2019

Item added: Can of Goose Juice

Description: Gain the aggressive power of a goose in no time by sinking a can of this highly-concentrated energy drink.

September 3, 2019

Item added: Can of Damp Valley

Description: Infused with rare nutrients found only in the Damp Valley region of Torn, this energy drink will boost both your energy and blood pressure.

September 3, 2019

Item added: Can of Crocozade

Description: Packed full of glucose, sucrose, pentose and hexose, this super sugary energy drink has a real bite to it.

September 3, 2019

Honor added: Vae Victis

Description: Defeat someone who has five times more battlestats than you in a solo attack

September 1, 2019

Item updated: Tunneling Virus

Name: 'Tunnelling Virus' to 'Tunneling Virus'

August 31, 2019

Item added: Fur Coat

Description:

August 31, 2019

Item added: Fur Scarf

Description:

August 31, 2019

Item added: Fur Hat

Description:

August 31, 2019

Item added: Bow Shoes

Description:

August 31, 2019

Item added: Dolly Shoes

Description:

August 31, 2019

Item added: Bracelet

Description:

August 31, 2019

Item added: Cocktail Ring

Description:

August 31, 2019

Item added: Sun Hat

Description:

August 31, 2019

Item added: Big Sunglasses

Description:

August 31, 2019

Item added: Statement Necklace

Description:

August 31, 2019

Item added: Floral Dress

Description:

August 31, 2019

Item added: Shrug

Description:

August 29, 2019

Item updated: Donator Pack

Sell price: '24700000' to '24800000'

August 29, 2019

Honor updated: 1337

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

August 28, 2019

Item updated: Kitten Plushie

Description: 'A small grey plush kitten with pale green eyes. Rumour has it, if you pet its nose it will purr, but is more often heard saying Rawr!' to 'A small plush kitten. Rumour has it, if you pet its nose it will purr, but is more often heard saying Rawr!'

August 28, 2019

Honor updated: Decorated

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

August 28, 2019

Honor updated: Whiz Kid

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Uncommon'

August 27, 2019

Honor added: Whiz Kid

Description: Complete 100 education courses

August 25, 2019

Item updated: Balaclava

Description: 'The Ski Mask is a warm hat that covers the whole head. It has two eye holes for improved vision and a convenient mouth hole for barking orders at bank and convenience store staff.' to 'The Balaclava is a warm hat that covers the whole head. It has two eye holes for improved vision and a convenient mouth hole for barking orders at bank and convenience store staff.'

August 22, 2019

Honor updated: Devout

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

August 21, 2019

Item added: Bottle of Moonshine

Description: Distilled in secret by illegal brewers, this moonshine is far more potent than regular alcohol. Sip slowly, or it'll knock more than your socks off.

August 21, 2019

Honor updated: Devout

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

August 20, 2019

Honor added: Devout

Description: Donate a total of $100,000,000 to the church

August 20, 2019

Honor updated: Manu Forte

Name: 'Manu Forte' to 'Manu Forti'

August 19, 2019

Honor updated: Stroke Bringer

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

August 19, 2019

Honor updated: Manu Forte

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

August 18, 2019

Honor updated: Stroke Bringer

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Rare'

August 17, 2019

Honor updated: Stroke Bringer

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

August 16, 2019

Honor updated: Bare

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

August 14, 2019

Honor updated: Bare

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

August 13, 2019

Honor added: Bare

Description: Win 250 unarmored attacks or defends

August 11, 2019

Item updated: Quran Script : Ibn Masud

Name: 'Quran Script: Ibn Masud' to 'Quran Script : Ibn Masud'

August 10, 2019

Honor updated: Genocide

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

August 9, 2019

Item updated: Donator Pack

Sell price: '24300000' to '24700000'

August 9, 2019

Item updated: Quran Script: Ibn Masud

Name: 'Script from the Quran: Ibn Masud' to 'Quran Script: Ibn Masud'

August 9, 2019

Item updated: Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Kab

Name: 'Script from the Quran: Ubay Ibn Kab' to 'Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Kab'

August 9, 2019

Item updated: Quran Script : Ali

Name: 'Script from the Quran: Ali' to 'Quran Script : Ali'

August 9, 2019

Honor updated: Lavish

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

August 7, 2019

Honor updated: Axe Wound

Description: 'Achieve 100 finishing hits with clubbed weapons' to 'Achieve 100 finishing hits with clubbing weapons'

August 7, 2019

Honor updated: Lavish

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

August 6, 2019

Item updated: Black Unicorn

Description: 'A majestic, mythical creature with a blood red mane and tail and an 18 inch horn. A friend for life and a ferocious fighter feared by all foes. This figurine is 18 inches long and 12 inches tall.' to 'A friend for life and a ferocious fighter feared by all foes.'

August 6, 2019

Honor added: Lavish

Description: Dump an item with a current market value of at least $1,000,000

August 5, 2019

Honor added: Sierra Leone

Description:

August 3, 2019

Honor updated: Wrecked

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

August 3, 2019

Honor updated: Church Mouse

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

July 31, 2019

Honor updated: Wrecked

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

July 30, 2019

Item updated: Ripped Jeans

Description: '' to 'These ripped jeans weren't ripped by a fashion brand to make them appear trendy and distressed. These jeans were ripped by life itself, therefore proving the wearer's commitment to "keeping it real". They are made out of 75% denim and 25% human angst.'

July 30, 2019

Item updated: Bandit Mask

Description: '' to 'Ever wanted to commit a crime without the victims knowing your identity? You should probably buy something more substantial than this Bandit Mask, then, as it covers approximately one fifth of a regular-sized human face. Even Batman's cowl does more than that. '

July 30, 2019

Honor added: Wrecked

Description: Crash a car while racing

July 29, 2019

Item added: Ripped Jeans

Description:

July 29, 2019

Item added: Bandit Mask

Description:

July 29, 2019

Honor updated: Friendly Fire

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

July 27, 2019

Honor updated: Tourist

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

July 25, 2019

Honor updated: Manu Forte

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

July 24, 2019

Honor updated: Honored

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Unknown Rarity'

July 24, 2019

Honor updated: Church Mouse

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

July 23, 2019

Item updated: Toast Jesus '18

Description: 'This piece of toast has been burnt in such a way that it seems to depict the face the Son of God. What a glorious miracle! This year, rather than turkey, why not consume our Lord and Savioury Jesus Christ on Christmas Day instead?' to 'This piece of toast has been burnt in such a way that it seems to depict the face of the Son of God. What a glorious miracle! This year, rather than turkey, why not consume our Lord and Savioury Jesus Christ on Christmas Day instead?'

July 23, 2019

Honor updated: Honored

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

July 23, 2019

Honor added: Church Mouse

Description: Be mugged for exactly $1

July 22, 2019

Honor updated: Honored

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Unknown Rarity'

July 21, 2019

Honor updated: Honored

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

July 19, 2019

Honor updated: Manu Forte

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

July 18, 2019

Honor updated: Manu Forte

Description: 'Defeat someone who has double your battle stats in a solo attack' to 'Defeat someone who has at least double your battle stats in a solo attack'

July 17, 2019

Honor updated: Manu Forte

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

July 16, 2019

Honor updated: Semper Fortis

Description: 'Defeat someone more powerful than you' to 'Defeat someone who has more battle stats than you in a solo attack '

July 16, 2019

Honor added: Manu Forte

Description: Defeat someone who has double your battle stats in a solo attack

July 12, 2019

Item updated: Feathery Hotel Coupon

Description: 'A coupon to stay at one of the worlds best hotels, courtesy of the Feathery Hotels Group.' to 'A coupon to stay at one of the world's best hotels, courtesy of the Feathery Hotels Group.'

July 11, 2019

Honor updated: Land Of Promise

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

July 10, 2019

Honor updated: Ripped

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

July 9, 2019

Honor added: Ripped

Description: Attain 10,000,000,000 total stats

July 4, 2019

Honor updated: Supernova

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

July 4, 2019

Honor updated: Friendly Fire

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

July 3, 2019

Honor updated: Friendly Fire

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

July 3, 2019

Item updated: Donator Pack

Sell price: '24500000' to '24300000'

July 2, 2019

Honor added: Friendly Fire

Description: Defeat a fellow faction member

July 2, 2019

Item updated: Handbag

Description: 'A platinum plated handbag to keep thieves at bay. Its diamond studs will deliver a nasty blow to any opponents. ' to 'A platinum plated handbag to keep thieves at bay. Its diamond studs will deliver a nasty blow to any opponent. '

June 27, 2019

Item updated: Six Pack of Energy Drink

Description: 'Need a pick me up? This randomly chosen six-pack of assorted energy drinks will have you shaking with pure enthusiasm in five seconds flat. Munster, Red Cow or Tourine Elite could be waiting for you in this carefully curated collection of refreshing liquid vitality...as could a heart attack.' to 'Need a pick me up? This randomly chosen six-pack of assorted energy drinks will have you shaking with pure enthusiasm in five seconds flat. Munster, Red Cow or Taurine Elite could be waiting for you in this carefully curated collection of refreshing liquid vitality...as could a heart attack.'

June 26, 2019

Honor updated: Shielded

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

June 25, 2019

Item updated: Can of Taurine Elite

Name: 'Can of Tourine Elite' to 'Can of Taurine Elite'

June 25, 2019

Honor added: Shielded

Description: Gain 1,000,000,000 defense

June 20, 2019

Item updated: Glow Stick

Name: 'Glow stick' to 'Glow Stick'

June 19, 2019

Honor updated: Hairy

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare'

June 19, 2019

Honor updated: Backdrop

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Limited'

June 18, 2019

Honor added: Backdrop

Description: Unlock a backdrop from the token shop

June 18, 2019

Honor added: Hairy

Description: Unlock a hairstyle from the token shop

June 17, 2019

Honor updated: Awesome

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

June 12, 2019

Honor updated: Funambulist

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

June 11, 2019

Honor added: Funambulist

Description: Gain 1,000,000,000 dexterity

June 10, 2019

Honor updated: 1337

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

June 10, 2019

Honor updated: Smuggler

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

June 7, 2019

Item updated: Ladder

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

June 7, 2019

Item updated: Wire Cutters

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

June 6, 2019

Item added: Ladder

Description:

June 6, 2019

Item added: Wire Cutters

Description:

June 6, 2019

Item updated: Slingshot

Description: 'This weapon is perfect against a more powerful opponent, as used by David against Goliath.' to 'This weapon is perfect against a more powerful opponent, although contrary to popular opinion, it was a sling, not a slingshot, which was used by David against Goliath. Thank you to the ******* pedant who pointed this out.'

June 5, 2019

Item updated: Red Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +10 Nerve when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

June 5, 2019

Item updated: Yellow Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +$100,000 when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

June 5, 2019

Item updated: White Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +5 Points when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

June 5, 2019

Item updated: Black Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides Crime Experience when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

June 5, 2019

Item updated: Brown Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +100 to random working stat when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

June 5, 2019

Item updated: Orange Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +50 Casino Tokens when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

June 5, 2019

Item updated: Pink Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides Experience when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

June 5, 2019

Item updated: Blue Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +250 Happiness when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

June 5, 2019

Item updated: Green Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +50 Energy when picked up. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

June 5, 2019

Honor updated: Saintly

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

June 5, 2019

Honor updated: Diabetic

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

June 5, 2019

Honor updated: 1337

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

June 4, 2019

Honor added: 1337

Description: Deal exactly 1,337 damage to an opponent in a single hit

June 3, 2019

Item added: Paint Mask

Description:

June 1, 2019

Item updated: Stick Grenade

Description: 'Stick grenades are less powerful and have shorter fuses than their British counterparts, but weigh significantly less, making it easier to carry several into fights.' to 'Stick grenades are less powerful and have shorter fuses than their British counterparts, but weigh significantly less.'

May 30, 2019

Honor updated: Smuggler

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

May 30, 2019

Item updated: CD Player

Description: 'This stylish Sony Discman lets you take your background music wherever you go.' to 'This stylish home stereo system was top of the range back in 1994, with its CD player capable of reading even the most scratched up compact discs in your collection.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Plain Silver Ring

Description: 'A simple silver ring. Can be used to propose with.' to 'A simple silver ring.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Sapphire Ring

Description: 'A sapphire ring. Can be used to propose with.' to 'A sapphire ring.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Gold Ring

Description: 'A solid gold ring. Can be used to propose with.' to 'A solid gold ring.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Diamond Ring

Description: 'An expensive diamond ring. Can be used to propose with.' to 'An expensive diamond ring.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Xbox 360

Description: 'Want to play Xbox live?' to 'A games console used for playing games.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Donator Pack

Sell price: '24700000' to '24500000'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Brawn Over Brains

Description: 'Have you ever worn a tight-fitting vest top only to realise you look like Tom Hanks at the end of Philadelphia? Worry no more, as this helpful collection of workout tips will help to increase your strength and have you lifting heavy things like a big boy in no time. With over 5,000 revolutionary exercises, including "Deaf Guy Deadlifts", "Paralyser Pushups" and "Soil Yourself Squats", you'll become the man or manly-looking woman you always wanted to be.

Effect: Increases strength by 5% up to 10m after 31 days' to 'Have you ever worn a tight-fitting vest top only to realise you look like Tom Hanks at the end of Philadelphia? Worry no more, as this helpful collection of workout tips will help to increase your strength and have you lifting heavy things like a big boy in no time. With over 5,000 revolutionary exercises, including "Deaf Guy Deadlifts", "Paralyser Pushups" and "Soil Yourself Squats", you'll become the man or manly-looking woman you always wanted to be.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Time Is In The Mind

Description: 'Time is a metaphysical concept whose values change according to the unique perception of every individual human. A romantic moment with a partner can whizz by in mere moments, whereas listening to the dull stories told by an elderly relative can feel like a lifetime. Using a variety of psychological techniques Time Is In The Mind will help you react faster, enjoy moments longer, and punch people in the face before they even know what hit them. By utilising simple methods such as putting your wristwatch in the freezer, or making every gap between seconds on your wall clock twelve metres long, you will become a veritable master of chronology and come to possess almost superhuman reactive ability.

Effect: Increases speed by 5% up to 10m after 31 days' to 'Time is a metaphysical concept whose values change according to the unique perception of every individual human. A romantic moment with a partner can whizz by in mere moments, whereas listening to the dull stories told by an elderly relative can feel like a lifetime. Using a variety of psychological techniques Time Is In The Mind will help you react faster, enjoy moments longer, and punch people in the face before they even know what hit them. By utilising simple methods such as putting your wristwatch in the freezer, or making every gap between seconds on your wall clock twelve metres long, you will become a veritable master of chronology and come to possess almost superhuman reactive ability.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Keeping Your Face Handsome

Description: 'Tom Cruise. Denzel Washington. Will Smith. What do they all have in common? No, they aren't all black, unless Tom Cruise is currently undergoing a reverse Michael Jackson. The answer of course is that they are all handsome movie stars. And do you know why? Because they never get punched in the face. Keeping Your Face Handsome is the book movie stars don't want you to see. With its unique insights into blocking, ducking and diving, you'll ensure your gorgeous mush continues to look lovely until the end of time.

"I wish I'd read this book before my face got spazzed"
- Sylvester Stallone.

Effect: Increases defense by 5% up to 10m after 31 days' to 'Tom Cruise. Denzel Washington. Will Smith. What do they all have in common? No, they aren't all black, unless Tom Cruise is currently undergoing a reverse Michael Jackson. The answer of course is that they are all handsome movie stars. And do you know why? Because they never get punched in the face. Keeping Your Face Handsome is the book movie stars don't want you to see. With its unique insights into blocking, ducking and diving, you'll ensure your gorgeous mush continues to look lovely until the end of time.

"I wish I'd read this book before my face got spazzed"
- Sylvester Stallone.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : A Job For Your Hands

Description: 'Did you know that humans use less than 2% of their hands' potential? What if we could somehow unlock the other 204%? My name is Colette Branlette, and whilst on holiday in Peru I studied the mystical ways of the human phalanges for over three weeks. Our dextrous extremities offer so much more to the world than simply tapping on keyboards and touching ourselves. In my inspiring personal story I recant how I unlocked society's iron grip on my own two mitts, and in turn explored the dormant life-force which lay untapped within my people paws - and all through the power of extreme shadow puppetry.

Effect: Increases dexterity by 5% up to 10m after 31 days' to 'Did you know that humans use less than 2% of their hands' potential? What if we could somehow unlock the other 204%? My name is Colette Branlette, and whilst on holiday in Peru I studied the mystical ways of the human phalanges for over three weeks. Our dextrous extremities offer so much more to the world than simply tapping on keyboards and touching ourselves. In my inspiring personal story I recant how I unlocked society's iron grip on my own two mitts, and in turn explored the dormant life-force which lay untapped within my people paws - and all through the power of extreme shadow puppetry.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Working 9 Til 5

Description: 'Dolly Parton is the world's favourite large-breasted country singer, unless you count Tim McGraw. But did you know that aside from being a platinum recording artist Ms Parton is also the brains behind a cutting-edge method of project management? This revolutionary scheme takes inspiration from Parton's 9 to 5 single, and fans of her mantra include Donald Trump, Flava Flav, and Bill Gates - the latter seeing an increase of over 400% in productivity since employing Ms Parton's methods at Microsoft. If you're sick of working 9 to 5, barely gettin' by, with all talkin' and no givin', then this book has the potential to change your life.

"If I'd known of Ms Parton's methods when I first started, I probably wouldn't be dead"
- Steve Jobs

Effect: Increases all working stats by 5% up to 2,500 each upon completion' to 'Dolly Parton is the world's favourite large-breasted country singer, unless you count Tim McGraw. But did you know that aside from being a platinum recording artist Ms Parton is also the brains behind a cutting-edge method of project management? This revolutionary scheme takes inspiration from Parton's 9 to 5 single, and fans of her mantra include Donald Trump, Flava Flav, and Bill Gates - the latter seeing an increase of over 400% in productivity since employing Ms Parton's methods at Microsoft. If you're sick of working 9 to 5, barely gettin' by, with all talkin' and no givin', then this book has the potential to change your life.

"If I'd known of Ms Parton's methods when I first started, I probably wouldn't be dead"
- Steve Jobs'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Making Friends, Enemies, And Cakes

Description: 'In our modern digital world it can be hard to find new friends, and just as hard to find yourself a pure evil nemesis. With everyone too focused on their iPads, Netflix and terror atrocities we all find it hard to break through and make new acquaintances from time to time. But did you know you can make both friends and foes on the bus, simply by sniffing them? Our easy program of 328 simple steps means you'll acquire lifelong pals and mortal enemies with ease, and all in the time it takes for a stranger to say "What are you doing to my hair?"

Effect: Increases blacklist & friend list capacity by 100 upon completion' to 'In our modern digital world it can be hard to find new friends, and just as hard to find yourself a pure evil nemesis. With everyone too focused on their iPads, Netflix and terror atrocities we all find it hard to break through and make new acquaintances from time to time. But did you know you can make both friends and foes on the bus, simply by sniffing them? Our easy program of 328 simple steps means you'll acquire lifelong pals and mortal enemies with ease, and all in the time it takes for a stranger to say "What are you doing to my hair?"'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : High School For Adults

Description: 'Many of us have regrets about our time in high school - how come I never stood up for myself, I wish I had kissed that girl, why didn't I tell the Principal about coach's after school massage lessons? But the thing most people wish they could change is their course of study. You might be stuck in a dead-end graphic design job wishing you'd studied French. Perhaps you toil away as a physicist but your real passion is interpretive dance. Or maybe you're a Physical Education teacher and you wish you'd actually been to school...like even just once. High School For Adults is the antidote to all of your educational errors, and contains a series of useful ideas which will help you retrain your brain for a whole new vocation or industry.

"I was one of the best pediatric cancer specialists in the world, but curing sick children never gave me anything like the rush I get when I turn up to work at the strip club and let strange men put dollar bills down my buttcrack"
- Dr Brandy Giggletits

Effect: Provides a free merit reset upon completion' to 'Many of us have regrets about our time in high school - how come I never stood up for myself, I wish I had kissed that girl, why didn't I tell the Principal about coach's after school massage lessons? But the thing most people wish they could change is their course of study. You might be stuck in a dead-end graphic design job wishing you'd studied French. Perhaps you toil away as a physicist but your real passion is interpretive dance. Or maybe you're a Physical Education teacher and you wish you'd actually been to school...like even just once. High School For Adults is the antidote to all of your educational errors, and contains a series of useful ideas which will help you retrain your brain for a whole new vocation or industry.

"I was one of the best pediatric cancer specialists in the world, but curing sick children never gave me anything like the rush I get when I turn up to work at the strip club and let strange men put dollar bills down my buttcrack"
- Dr Brandy Giggletits'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Milk Yourself Sober

Description: 'The healing properties of milk have long been known to mankind, and those first intrepid perverts who dared to suckle on the teat of their bovine brethren unlocked a delicious creamy cave of medicinal wonder. Addiction is a terrible thing, but by replacing each of your daily meals with twelve glasses of milk you'll see those ketamine cravings and hashish hankerings disappear almost as if by magic. A treasure trove of milk stories and milk based recipes can also be found in this, a book described as "dangerously unscientific" by the National Medical Council.

Effect: Removes a substantial amount of drug addiction upon completion' to 'The healing properties of milk have long been known to mankind, and those first intrepid perverts who dared to suckle on the teat of their bovine brethren unlocked a delicious creamy cave of medicinal wonder. Addiction is a terrible thing, but by replacing each of your daily meals with twelve glasses of milk you'll see those ketamine cravings and hashish hankerings disappear almost as if by magic. A treasure trove of milk stories and milk based recipes can also be found in this, a book described as "dangerously unscientific" by the National Medical Council.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Fight Like An Asshole

Description: 'The greatest fighters and warmongers in history - Sun Tzu, Napoleon, Hitler, Mike Tyson, Judge Judy - what do they all have in common? They were all gigantic ass-hats. It was Muhammed Ali who was once so eloquently quoted as saying "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee". Yet who amongst the animal kingdom is more of a dick than bees? Perhaps hyenas, but that's besides the point. To become a great fighter you must first become a great douchebag. In Fight Like An Asshole you will learn how to unleash your inner shithead, learning all manner of titty twisters, eye-gouges, and shin-kicks to the cock which will leave your enemy in a crumpled heap of tears and shame.

Effect: Provides a passive 25% bonus to all stats for 31 days' to 'The greatest fighters and warmongers in history - Sun Tzu, Napoleon, Hitler, Mike Tyson, Judge Judy - what do they all have in common? They were all gigantic ass-hats. It was Muhammed Ali who was once so eloquently quoted as saying "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee". Yet who amongst the animal kingdom is more of a dick than bees? Perhaps hyenas, but that's besides the point. To become a great fighter you must first become a great douchebag. In Fight Like An Asshole you will learn how to unleash your inner shithead, learning all manner of titty twisters, eye-gouges, and shin-kicks to the cock which will leave your enemy in a crumpled heap of tears and shame.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Mind Over Matter

Description: 'Mind over matter - a saying we've all heard but what exactly does it mean?
Dr Prahapeemanafaleshakorlanomatophitarplain believes that the human body can actually "think" itself strong. The award winning author of such books as Smell Yourself Thin, Bones Are A Social Construct and Bullying Children Makes Them Smart now brings you this in-depth guide as to how you can use the power of self-belief to increase your strength. (N.B. Dr Prahapeemanafaleshakorlanomatophitarplain makes no guarantees as to the success or longevity of his methods and you attempt these activities at your own risk)

Effect: Provides a passive 100% bonus to Strength for 31 days' to 'Mind over matter - a saying we've all heard but what exactly does it mean?
Dr Prahapeemanafaleshakorlanomatophitarplain believes that the human body can actually "think" itself strong. The award winning author of such books as Smell Yourself Thin, Bones Are A Social Construct and Bullying Children Makes Them Smart now brings you this in-depth guide as to how you can use the power of self-belief to increase your strength. (N.B. Dr Prahapeemanafaleshakorlanomatophitarplain makes no guarantees as to the success or longevity of his methods and you attempt these activities at your own risk)'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : No Shame No Pain

Description: 'In her 2015 essay on the human nervous system entitled Agony and Anxiety - Whaaaa? Professor Folangé Musketeer-Smith revealed a ground-breaking discovery regarding the human nervous system. After a series of experiments involving children subjected to severe amounts of emotional and physical agony, Professor Musketeer-Smith made the astonishing discovery that people who were embarrassed to a sufficiently high degree become entirely immune to pain. No Shame No Pain expands on the Professor's initial findings with a more detailed examination of the ways you can shame yourself and loved ones into an agony free existence.

Effect: Provides a passive 100% bonus to Defense for 31 days' to 'In her 2015 essay on the human nervous system entitled Agony and Anxiety - Whaaaa? Professor Folangé Musketeer-Smith revealed a ground-breaking discovery regarding the human nervous system. After a series of experiments involving children subjected to severe amounts of emotional and physical agony, Professor Musketeer-Smith made the astonishing discovery that people who were embarrassed to a sufficiently high degree become entirely immune to pain. No Shame No Pain expands on the Professor's initial findings with a more detailed examination of the ways you can shame yourself and loved ones into an agony free existence.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Run Like The Wind

Description: 'There isn't a man, woman or child alive who hasn't at some point dreamed of winning the 100m Olympic Sprint with a record breaking time of 9.04 seconds. Many of us have of course tried to achieve such feats, only to be told we're "too old", "too slow", "too fat" and "not from Jamaica". But what if you could use your own personal jet-engine to help you run faster than anyone ever has before you? Run Like The Wind contains scientifically proven methods based on the principle of harnessing your own human flatulence in order to increase speed. Once you know the power your air biscuits can provide, we guarantee you'll never waste another one.

"Disgusting"
- Oprah Winfrey

Effect: Provides a passive 100% bonus to Speed for 31 days' to 'There isn't a man, woman or child alive who hasn't at some point dreamed of winning the 100m Olympic Sprint with a record breaking time of 9.04 seconds. Many of us have of course tried to achieve such feats, only to be told we're "too old", "too slow", "too fat" and "not from Jamaica". But what if you could use your own personal jet-engine to help you run faster than anyone ever has before you? Run Like The Wind contains scientifically proven methods based on the principle of harnessing your own human flatulence in order to increase speed. Once you know the power your air biscuits can provide, we guarantee you'll never waste another one.

"Disgusting"
- Oprah Winfrey'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Weaseling Out Of Trouble

Description: 'When the world's animals are listed in order of danger a few familiar names make up the top five; sharks, hippos, lions, spiders, mosquitos. But each time one notable absentee invalidates such lists, and it shall be to his eternal detriment if mankind continues to ignore the ever-present threat of the Weasel. Weasels are known for their extreme dexterity and cunning, yet their passive nature means they rarely use their powers for evil. Those weasels which do turn against man often manage to weasel out of court cases, leading to far fewer prosecutions than you would expect or hope. The only way humanity can combat any future insurrection by Earth's weasel population is to adopt and utilise their methods. By reading Weaseling Out of Trouble, you might just save your life.

Effect: Provides a passive 100% bonus to Dexterity for 31 days' to 'When the world's animals are listed in order of danger a few familiar names make up the top five; sharks, hippos, lions, spiders, mosquitos. But each time one notable absentee invalidates such lists, and it shall be to his eternal detriment if mankind continues to ignore the ever-present threat of the Weasel. Weasels are known for their extreme dexterity and cunning, yet their passive nature means they rarely use their powers for evil. Those weasels which do turn against man often manage to weasel out of court cases, leading to far fewer prosecutions than you would expect or hope. The only way humanity can combat any future insurrection by Earth's weasel population is to adopt and utilise their methods. By reading Weaseling Out of Trouble, you might just save your life.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Get Hard Or Go Home

Description: 'Fast cars, leather jackets, a horrible personality; men use all sorts of things to mask the fact that they're packing a flaccid little cocktail weenie down there. But we all know the best way to overcompensate for having genitals which resemble an outty belly button is to hit the gym hard. Super hard. So hard it doesn't even matter if someone finds you sobbing in a heap clutching your junk. It doesn't matter okay? It's what you do with it that counts. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Effect: Increases all gym gains by 20% for 31 days' to 'Fast cars, leather jackets, a horrible personality; men use all sorts of things to mask the fact that they're packing a flaccid little cocktail weenie down there. But we all know the best way to overcompensate for having genitals which resemble an outty belly button is to hit the gym hard. Super hard. So hard it doesn't even matter if someone finds you sobbing in a heap clutching your junk. It doesn't matter okay? It's what you do with it that counts. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Gym Grunting - Shouting To Success

Description: 'World famous documentarian Alan Cucumber documents the athletic regimen of tennis legend Serena Williams in a bid to uncover why her on-court grunting regime has brought her so much success. Following Ms Williams over a single calendar year, Cucumber discovers Serena's specific method of grunting and how it helps her in the gym, on the tennis court, and in the bedroom. Sadly Alan Cucumber's eardrums were shattered by one particular grunt as Ms Williams attempted a 6am bicep curl, but the erstwhile storyteller perseveres and brings you the full, unedited story of his time with the multiple Grand Slam champion, in a book which the UK's Guardian newspaper described as "baffling".

Effect: Increases Strength gym gains by 30% for 31 days' to 'World famous documentarian Alan Cucumber documents the athletic regimen of tennis legend Serena Williams in a bid to uncover why her on-court grunting regime has brought her so much success. Following Ms Williams over a single calendar year, Cucumber discovers Serena's specific method of grunting and how it helps her in the gym, on the tennis court, and in the bedroom. Sadly Alan Cucumber's eardrums were shattered by one particular grunt as Ms Williams attempted a 6am bicep curl, but the erstwhile storyteller perseveres and brings you the full, unedited story of his time with the multiple Grand Slam champion, in a book which the UK's Guardian newspaper described as "baffling".'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Self Defense In The Workplace

Description: 'An attack on an office can happen at any place, at any time...well obviously that place has to be an office, and it would also have to be open, but you get the point. If a masked intruder was to storm in and murder you at your desk, would you survive? Self Defense In The Workplace teaches you the skills you need to protect yourself in the event of workplace warfare. Find out how dangerous a trapper keeper can be with the right training. Discover how a single sheet of A4 paper can slice a man's throat clean open. And commit to memory the knowledge that someone armed with only six post-it notes, two B3 pencils and a scientific calculator can hold off a horde of over 200 heavily armed troops.

Effect: Increases Defense gym gains by 30% for 31 days' to 'An attack on an office can happen at any place, at any time...well obviously that place has to be an office, and it would also have to be open, but you get the point. If a masked intruder was to storm in and murder you at your desk, would you survive? Self Defense In The Workplace teaches you the skills you need to protect yourself in the event of workplace warfare. Find out how dangerous a trapper keeper can be with the right training. Discover how a single sheet of A4 paper can slice a man's throat clean open. And commit to memory the knowledge that someone armed with only six post-it notes, two B3 pencils and a scientific calculator can hold off a horde of over 200 heavily armed troops.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Speed 3 - The Rejected Script

Description: 'Screenwriter and amateur gynaecologist Ricky Buttons finally reveals to the world the full shooting script for the cancelled third entry into the Speed franchise; Speed 3: Piggyback Ride. In this uniquely fascinating manuscript a young father agrees to give his seven year old daughter a piggyback ride, discovering to his horror that he must then travel faster than 40 miles per hour at all times to avoid seeing his little girl detonate before his very eyes. This romantic action comedy romp is both entertaining and inspiring, as we read with bemusement the various methods employed by the desperate dad to keep his legs perpetually in motion.

Effect: Increases Speed gym gains by 30% for 31 days' to 'Screenwriter and amateur gynaecologist Ricky Buttons finally reveals to the world the full shooting script for the cancelled third entry into the Speed franchise; Speed 3: Piggyback Ride. In this uniquely fascinating manuscript a young father agrees to give his seven year old daughter a piggyback ride, discovering to his horror that he must then travel faster than 40 miles per hour at all times to avoid seeing his little girl detonate before his very eyes. This romantic action comedy romp is both entertaining and inspiring, as we read with bemusement the various methods employed by the desperate dad to keep his legs perpetually in motion.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Limbo Lovers 101

Description: 'The dexterity of one's spine has long been seen as an indication of their sexual prowess, and it is no coincidence that many of the greatest limbo champions were also spectacular in the bedroom. Margaret Headstone-Guff spent six years stalking and bedding some of the greatest pole-avoiders the world has ever seen, and during this time she absorbed many tips and tricks of the trade. Now this knowledge is passed on to you in this, a comprehensive guide to limbering yourself up real good, in a way which hopefully won't leave you paralysed.

"After limbering myself up using the instructions in Limbo Lovers 101, I now eat and defecate through a tube"
- The guy from Mumford & Sons

Effect: Increases Dexterity gym gains by 30% for 31 days' to 'The dexterity of one's spine has long been seen as an indication of their sexual prowess, and it is no coincidence that many of the greatest limbo champions were also spectacular in the bedroom. Margaret Headstone-Guff spent six years stalking and bedding some of the greatest pole-avoiders the world has ever seen, and during this time she absorbed many tips and tricks of the trade. Now this knowledge is passed on to you in this, a comprehensive guide to limbering yourself up real good, in a way which hopefully won't leave you paralysed.

"After limbering myself up using the instructions in Limbo Lovers 101, I now eat and defecate through a tube"
- The guy from Mumford & Sons'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime

Description: 'For three decades The Hamburglar's cheeky beef-stealing exploits were a mainstay of the McDonald's marketing campaign - until a brush with the law in 2003 put an end to both his career and his freedom. Embittered by a custody feud with his ex-wife, Birdie the Early Bird, The Hamburglar (real name Dennis Blork) was sent down for a 12 year stretch by Mayor McCheese after Officer Big Mac stumbled upon him desecrating the salad supplies at a nearby Burger King. But far from being the punishment intended, prison instead hardened The Hamburglar's criminal ways, giving him a range of crafty cons and terrible torture techniques courtesy of his fellow inmates. Now in this tell-all autobiography, The Hamburglar passes on his unique blend of criminal insight and erotic onion-based anecdotes in this The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime.

"If I see you looking at me like that again I'll f**king cut you"
- R. McDonald Esq

Effect: Increases crime skill & crime experience gain by 25% for 31 days' to 'For three decades The Hamburglar's cheeky beef-stealing exploits were a mainstay of the McDonald's marketing campaign - until a brush with the law in 2003 put an end to both his career and his freedom. Embittered by a custody feud with his ex-wife, Birdie the Early Bird, The Hamburglar (real name Dennis Blork) was sent down for a 12 year stretch by Mayor McCheese after Officer Big Mac stumbled upon him desecrating the salad supplies at a nearby Burger King. But far from being the punishment intended, prison instead hardened The Hamburglar's criminal ways, giving him a range of crafty cons and terrible torture techniques courtesy of his fellow inmates. Now in this tell-all autobiography, The Hamburglar passes on his unique blend of criminal insight and erotic onion-based anecdotes in this The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime.

"If I see you looking at me like that again I'll f**king cut you"
- R. McDonald Esq'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : What Are Old Folk Good For Anyway?

Description: 'Society has long wondered what to do with the elderly - ignore them, burn them, use them as some kind of hat-stand. Many believe we should just put them in old people jail and leave them to rot, but to do these things would be a waste of the delicious knowledge retained inside the minds of our many wrinkled wanderers. In What Are Old Folk Good For Anyway? we examine how you can feast upon the experience inside old-people brains for your own benefit. From how to unlock a door using slippers through to a range of fascinating techniques for persuading someone to sleep with you out of pity - this book is an anthology of elderly experience no young whippersnapper can do without.

Effect: Increases all EXP gain by 25% for 31 days' to 'Society has long wondered what to do with the elderly - ignore them, burn them, use them as some kind of hat-stand. Many believe we should just put them in old people jail and leave them to rot, but to do these things would be a waste of the delicious knowledge retained inside the minds of our many wrinkled wanderers. In What Are Old Folk Good For Anyway? we examine how you can feast upon the experience inside old-people brains for your own benefit. From how to unlock a door using slippers through to a range of fascinating techniques for persuading someone to sleep with you out of pity - this book is an anthology of elderly experience no young whippersnapper can do without.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Medical Degree Schmedical Degree

Description: 'Ever wonder how doctors know so much about your inside parts? Have you ever stopped to consider the possibility that they are wrong and you are right? We've all watched Grey's Anatomy, it can't be that hard. Hear the story of how I, Kenny Manchego, repeatedly leave hospitals against doctor's recommendations several days early, and how you can too!

Effect: Decreases all hospital times by 50% for 31 days' to 'Ever wonder how doctors know so much about your inside parts? Have you ever stopped to consider the possibility that they are wrong and you are right? We've all watched Grey's Anatomy, it can't be that hard. Hear the story of how I, Kenny Manchego, repeatedly leave hospitals against doctor's recommendations several days early, and how you can too!'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : No More Soap On A Rope

Description: 'Humans have tattled on each other since the dawn of time. Many of us remember the first time we told mom it was the kid next door who shat on the porch. Tattling is what makes humans human, so let us rekindle this spirit and apply those tale-telling traits to the Torn legal system. This guide will help you discover how to rat on your fellow criminals so hard the judge can't help but go easy on you.

Effect: Decreases all jail times by 50% for 31 days' to 'Humans have tattled on each other since the dawn of time. Many of us remember the first time we told mom it was the kid next door who shat on the porch. Tattling is what makes humans human, so let us rekindle this spirit and apply those tale-telling traits to the Torn legal system. This guide will help you discover how to rat on your fellow criminals so hard the judge can't help but go easy on you.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Mailing Yourself Abroad

Description: 'Ever wonder how mail seems to arrive so much faster at its destination than people do? Ervington Winterbottom did, so he decided to try something out. Over a period of three months he shipped 84 individually boxed kittens to various destinations across the country. On each occasion Winterbottom then attempted to arrive at his parcel's destination before his pussy packages using conventional public transport, and he failed every single time. Despite the unfortunate felines suffocating to death during each journey Ervington knew he had stumbled upon something life-changing, and to this day he saves thousands of pounds and hours every year shipping himself and his family to exotic destinations around the world. Mailing Yourself Abroad is the essential guide to cheap and easy international travel, and within minutes of reading it you'll be taping yourself up for the trip of a lifetime.

Effect: Decreases all travel times by 25% for 31 days' to 'Ever wonder how mail seems to arrive so much faster at its destination than people do? Ervington Winterbottom did, so he decided to try something out. Over a period of three months he shipped 84 individually boxed kittens to various destinations across the country. On each occasion Winterbottom then attempted to arrive at his parcel's destination before his pussy packages using conventional public transport, and he failed every single time. Despite the unfortunate felines suffocating to death during each journey Ervington knew he had stumbled upon something life-changing, and to this day he saves thousands of pounds and hours every year shipping himself and his family to exotic destinations around the world. Mailing Yourself Abroad is the essential guide to cheap and easy international travel, and within minutes of reading it you'll be taping yourself up for the trip of a lifetime.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Smuggling For Beginners

Description: 'International smuggler Reynauld Le Cul has transported over 8,000 tonnes of illicit items between borders over his lifetime, and now as he approaches retirement he has decided to share this knowledge with the world. By building up from small frozen grapes Le Cul explains how to secrete items within yourself, gradually stretching the body's natural elasticated entrances until you are capable of smuggling a baby grand piano without the use of lubricant. Smuggling For Beginners also covers eluding sniffer dogs, how to ace a cavity search, and how it's possible to walk with twelve coke-filled pineapples inside your body without arousing suspicion.

Effect: Increases travel items by 10 for 31 days' to 'International smuggler Reynauld Le Cul has transported over 8,000 tonnes of illicit items between borders over his lifetime, and now as he approaches retirement he has decided to share this knowledge with the world. By building up from small frozen grapes Le Cul explains how to secrete items within yourself, gradually stretching the body's natural elasticated entrances until you are capable of smuggling a baby grand piano without the use of lubricant. Smuggling For Beginners also covers eluding sniffer dogs, how to ace a cavity search, and how it's possible to walk with twelve coke-filled pineapples inside your body without arousing suspicion.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Stealthy Stealing of Underwear

Description: 'If Torn City was more like Tokyo and sold used underwear in vending machines then we wouldn't need a book like this, but it isn't, so we do. I, Miranda Gropenstein, have dedicated my life to stealing all manner of undergarments from people's homes and dumpsters. Filthy men's boxer shorts? You got it. Ladies' thongs. No problem. Crotchless hosiery from the washing basket of a 94 year old blind lady? You better believe it. And guess what, I've never been caught! Let me share with you my stealthy secrets, so you too can become what several newspapers have described as "A filthy-minded wrong-nonce".

Effect: Guaranteed stealth for the next 31 days' to 'If Torn City was more like Tokyo and sold used underwear in vending machines then we wouldn't need a book like this, but it isn't, so we do. I, Miranda Gropenstein, have dedicated my life to stealing all manner of undergarments from people's homes and dumpsters. Filthy men's boxer shorts? You got it. Ladies' thongs. No problem. Crotchless hosiery from the washing basket of a 94 year old blind lady? You better believe it. And guess what, I've never been caught! Let me share with you my stealthy secrets, so you too can become what several newspapers have described as "A filthy-minded wrong-nonce".'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Shawshank Sure Ain't For Me!

Description: 'Since the release of The Shawshank Redemption, prison breakouts have become a little cliché. Every warden worth his salt now checks behind posters of cute girls for holes, under toilets for cracks in the floor, and at the end of sewerage pipes for excrement-slathered convicts. The old ways no longer work, so Shawshank Sure Ain't For Me! aims to "breakout" and devise a whole new approach to the traditional prison bust. From seducing the warden and dressing up like a Mexican bandido through to pleading insanity and gradually mailing yourself piece by piece to an alternate destination - this book is the go-to guide for both current convicts and potential lawbreakers alike.

Effect: Large jail bust & escape boost for the next 31 days' to 'Since the release of The Shawshank Redemption, prison breakouts have become a little cliché. Every warden worth his salt now checks behind posters of cute girls for holes, under toilets for cracks in the floor, and at the end of sewerage pipes for excrement-slathered convicts. The old ways no longer work, so Shawshank Sure Ain't For Me! aims to "breakout" and devise a whole new approach to the traditional prison bust. From seducing the warden and dressing up like a Mexican bandido through to pleading insanity and gradually mailing yourself piece by piece to an alternate destination - this book is the go-to guide for both current convicts and potential lawbreakers alike.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Ignorance Is Bliss

Description: 'Happiness is the right of every human being, and the best way to achieve this is to pretend bad things don't happen. There is a reason stupid people always seem so giddy with excitement, and that's because their simple minds have no way of knowing what the hell is going on. We take inspiration from those kids in high school who sat at the back of the class eating paste and bring you some psychological tricks to turn that frown upside down. Has your Grandmother died recently? Burn those treasured family photos. Starving kids in Africa? Smash your TV into bits. People calling you dumb? Just straight up murder them with hammers. Our book is full of handy happiness hints suitable for children and adults alike. And if none of them work, our words are also printed on LSD blotter paper.

Effect: Happiness can regenerate above maximum for 31 days' to 'Happiness is the right of every human being, and the best way to achieve this is to pretend bad things don't happen. There is a reason stupid people always seem so giddy with excitement, and that's because their simple minds have no way of knowing what the hell is going on. We take inspiration from those kids in high school who sat at the back of the class eating paste and bring you some psychological tricks to turn that frown upside down. Has your Grandmother died recently? Burn those treasured family photos. Starving kids in Africa? Smash your TV into bits. People calling you dumb? Just straight up murder them with hammers. Our book is full of handy happiness hints suitable for children and adults alike. And if none of them work, our words are also printed on LSD blotter paper.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Winking To Win

Description: 'There are many books on the art of persuasion, yet they all over-complicate what is essentially a very simple process. Making people give you more of what you want is as easy as two plus two, which if you didn't know equals four. Winking To Win teaches you how a simple wink of the right eye can double your fee in business negotiations instantly, and several winks in a row brings riches you can only dream of. Most people are too afraid to utilise the full power of the wink for fear it may make them resemble a pervert or stroke victim, yet those who truly understand the ways of the semi-blink will testify to its uniquely persuasive nature.

"Since I started winking I haven't looked back, mostly because I over did it and my eyes fell out"
- Stevie Wonder

Effect: Doubles contract credit and money rewards for 31 days' to 'There are many books on the art of persuasion, yet they all over-complicate what is essentially a very simple process. Making people give you more of what you want is as easy as two plus two, which if you didn't know equals four. Winking To Win teaches you how a simple wink of the right eye can double your fee in business negotiations instantly, and several winks in a row brings riches you can only dream of. Most people are too afraid to utilise the full power of the wink for fear it may make them resemble a pervert or stroke victim, yet those who truly understand the ways of the semi-blink will testify to its uniquely persuasive nature.

"Since I started winking I haven't looked back, mostly because I over did it and my eyes fell out"
- Stevie Wonder'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Finders Keepers

Description: 'Why is it some people seem to get all the luck? One of your friends finds $50 on the floor, your mother acquires a briefcase full of jewels on the bus, and who hasn't got a best friend who just "happened" to stumble across a spare kidney in Taco Bell? I don't think this is luck at all. My name is D'aniel Bonkonovitch and in Finders Keepers I'll teach you how to make your own good fortune in this world of ours by simply re-classifying burglary, grand theft auto and pickpocketing as "aggressively opportunistic scavenging".

Effect: Increases awareness by 2500% for 31 days' to 'Why is it some people seem to get all the luck? One of your friends finds $50 on the floor, your mother acquires a briefcase full of jewels on the bus, and who hasn't got a best friend who just "happened" to stumble across a spare kidney in Taco Bell? I don't think this is luck at all. My name is D'aniel Bonkonovitch and in Finders Keepers I'll teach you how to make your own good fortune in this world of ours by simply re-classifying burglary, grand theft auto and pickpocketing as "aggressively opportunistic scavenging".'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Hot Turkey

Description: 'Addiction is a cruel mistress and has blighted many people, but all of these tragically wasted lives could have been saved using one simple trick - denial. Both Alcoholics and Narcotics Anonymous claim the realisation of addiction is the first step towards recovery, but by delaying this crucial first step and recategorizing yourself as being "on the road to being on the road to recovery", you can enjoy one last month-long blowout before going cold turkey. In Hot Turkey we pose the questions drunk people are too wasted to ask. For example, giving in to your vice is often called "Falling off the Wagon", but how do we know the wagon is going in the right direction? Who is driving the wagon? Are there snacks on board? Maybe being on the wagon isn't all that great after all?

Effect: Gain no drug addiction for 31 days' to 'Addiction is a cruel mistress and has blighted many people, but all of these tragically wasted lives could have been saved using one simple trick - denial. Both Alcoholics and Narcotics Anonymous claim the realisation of addiction is the first step towards recovery, but by delaying this crucial first step and recategorizing yourself as being "on the road to being on the road to recovery", you can enjoy one last month-long blowout before going cold turkey. In Hot Turkey we pose the questions drunk people are too wasted to ask. For example, giving in to your vice is often called "Falling off the Wagon", but how do we know the wagon is going in the right direction? Who is driving the wagon? Are there snacks on board? Maybe being on the wagon isn't all that great after all?'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Higher Daddy, Higher!

Description: 'The noble art of pushing children on swings has long been suggested as a potential solution to the world's energy crisis. For reasons as yet unknown, the mysterious power of a child screaming "Higher Daddy, Higher!" seems to generate an unlimited amount of energy from untapped reserves located deep within the human body. Higher Daddy, Higher examines this elusive source of raw brute force and seeks to apply its principles to everyday urban living.

"I shouted 'higher daddy, higher!' whilst running for the subway, and I felt more energised than ever before in my life...until I was wrestled to the ground by police officers"
- Judge Judy

Effect: Provides +20% energy regeneration for 31 days' to 'The noble art of pushing children on swings has long been suggested as a potential solution to the world's energy crisis. For reasons as yet unknown, the mysterious power of a child screaming "Higher Daddy, Higher!" seems to generate an unlimited amount of energy from untapped reserves located deep within the human body. Higher Daddy, Higher examines this elusive source of raw brute force and seeks to apply its principles to everyday urban living.

"I shouted 'higher daddy, higher!' whilst running for the subway, and I felt more energised than ever before in my life...until I was wrestled to the ground by police officers"
- Judge Judy'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : The Real Dutch Courage

Description: 'During the Anglo-Dutch war of 1665-1667 the English sailors often remarked upon how brave their clog-wearing foes were in the heat of battle. The Dutch seemed to have complete disregard for their own safety, as was evident by their exclusive use of bicycles in a war fought entirely at sea. One man remarked that the Dutch must've been drunk, and it is from this incident the term "Dutch Courage" originates. Taking a drink before a stressful situation in order to stiffen one's resolve has long been referred to by this term, but The Real Dutch Courage seeks to obliterate this myth and reveal the true source of the Dutch sailors' bravery - the humble wasp. Each Dutchman took to battle a tiny wooden windmill filled with wasps affixed to their inner thigh as a method of encouragement, and the story of how this tradition came to pass truly is a tale for the ages.

Effect: Doubles nerve regeneration for 31 days' to 'During the Anglo-Dutch war of 1665-1667 the English sailors often remarked upon how brave their clog-wearing foes were in the heat of battle. The Dutch seemed to have complete disregard for their own safety, as was evident by their exclusive use of bicycles in a war fought entirely at sea. One man remarked that the Dutch must've been drunk, and it is from this incident the term "Dutch Courage" originates. Taking a drink before a stressful situation in order to stiffen one's resolve has long been referred to by this term, but The Real Dutch Courage seeks to obliterate this myth and reveal the true source of the Dutch sailors' bravery - the humble wasp. Each Dutchman took to battle a tiny wooden windmill filled with wasps affixed to their inner thigh as a method of encouragement, and the story of how this tradition came to pass truly is a tale for the ages.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Because I'm Happy - The Pharrell Story

Description: 'The popular musician and producer Pharrell Williams has long suffered from a debilitating mental condition which causes him to smile at all times, regardless as to whether the situation calls for it. The "Happy" hitmaker is often seen grinning at road traffic accidents, laughing at unfortunate medical diagnoses, and seeming positively ecstatic when informed of the death of a close family friend. This condition was caused by a blow to the head suffered when a 6 year old Pharrell was hit by an ice cream truck whilst walking his dog. However, when the young RnB sensation awoke to find his canine companion had passed away after gorging itself on chocolate snow-cones spilled during the accident, he found the news so funny he became unable to shed tears ever again. This inspiring unauthorised biography of Pharrell Williams is a must read for anyone who needs something to stare at while taking a dump.

Effect: Doubles happiness regeneration for 31 days' to 'The popular musician and producer Pharrell Williams has long suffered from a debilitating mental condition which causes him to smile at all times, regardless as to whether the situation calls for it. The "Happy" hitmaker is often seen grinning at road traffic accidents, laughing at unfortunate medical diagnoses, and seeming positively ecstatic when informed of the death of a close family friend. This condition was caused by a blow to the head suffered when a 6 year old Pharrell was hit by an ice cream truck whilst walking his dog. However, when the young RnB sensation awoke to find his canine companion had passed away after gorging itself on chocolate snow-cones spilled during the accident, he found the news so funny he became unable to shed tears ever again. This inspiring unauthorised biography of Pharrell Williams is a must read for anyone who needs something to stare at while taking a dump.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : No More Sick Days

Description: 'Traditional medicine has long been established as the one and only method of healing the sick, but did Jesus have access to aspirin and cough syrup when he cured the lepers? Historians say no, so how could he possibly achieve both this and the growth of such a long, lustrous beard? At the Medicinal Institute for Non-Derivative Life Extending Support Systems we work with homeopaths, psychics, spiritual healers and other non-qualified individuals to create alternative medical products for the gullible folk of the 21st Century. Did we say gullible? We meant smart. Smart educated people who clearly know more than those idiots with their "medical qualifications", "years of training" and their "reasonable logic".

Effect: Doubles life regeneration for 31 days' to 'Traditional medicine has long been established as the one and only method of healing the sick, but did Jesus have access to aspirin and cough syrup when he cured the lepers? Historians say no, so how could he possibly achieve both this and the growth of such a long, lustrous beard? At the Medicinal Institute for Non-Derivative Life Extending Support Systems we work with homeopaths, psychics, spiritual healers and other non-qualified individuals to create alternative medical products for the gullible folk of the 21st Century. Did we say gullible? We meant smart. Smart educated people who clearly know more than those idiots with their "medical qualifications", "years of training" and their "reasonable logic".'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Duke - My Story

Description: 'How you doin? I'm The Duke, and this is my story what I gone and wrote myself. Now if you wanna learn how to be a big-time honcho head like me you better sit down and read this, but don't go reading it on the john cause I don't wanna see that business! My book is full of stories about how people double crossed over me and I whacked em real hard, but they ain't put no pictures in like I said because they say Oprah won't read it if I do. If you wanna hear about how I grew up on the streets alone, how I became the biggest shark in a small duck pond of fish, and why I'm even more dangerous than those Balsamic State nutjobs over in the Middle Earth...then you better buy this book yeah? Good. I knew you'd agree.

Effect: Duke will occasionally retaliate against your attackers for 31 days' to 'How you doin? I'm The Duke, and this is my story what I gone and wrote myself. Now if you wanna learn how to be a big-time honcho head like me you better sit down and read this, but don't go reading it on the john cause I don't wanna see that business! My book is full of stories about how people double crossed over me and I whacked em real hard, but they ain't put no pictures in like I said because they say Oprah won't read it if I do. If you wanna hear about how I grew up on the streets alone, how I became the biggest shark in a small duck pond of fish, and why I'm even more dangerous than those Balsamic State nutjobs over in the Middle Earth...then you better buy this book yeah? Good. I knew you'd agree.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Self Control Is For Losers

Description: 'How many beers do you think it's safe to drink in an hour? Four? Twelve? Forty twelve? What about cigars, cream cakes and breakfast burritos? Surely there's a limit right? Everything in moderation? Not if you're smart about it there isn't. My name is Hermando Ravioli, and my breakfast consists of deep-fried lard balls accompanied by a Champagne and human blood smoothie. But how can I eat this and still weigh only six stone? By tricking my body like a sucker that's how. Each morning I use visualisation techniques to convince my brain I've just completed a marathon, thereby increasing my metabolism and allowing me to fill my face with ever more crap. With Self Control is For Losers you too will learn my gluttonous secrets, and before long you'll be on your way to a well-earned heart attack.

Effect: Decreases all consumable cooldowns by 50% for 31 days' to 'How many beers do you think it's safe to drink in an hour? Four? Twelve? Forty twelve? What about cigars, cream cakes and breakfast burritos? Surely there's a limit right? Everything in moderation? Not if you're smart about it there isn't. My name is Hermando Ravioli, and my breakfast consists of deep-fried lard balls accompanied by a Champagne and human blood smoothie. But how can I eat this and still weigh only six stone? By tricking my body like a sucker that's how. Each morning I use visualisation techniques to convince my brain I've just completed a marathon, thereby increasing my metabolism and allowing me to fill my face with ever more crap. With Self Control is For Losers you too will learn my gluttonous secrets, and before long you'll be on your way to a well-earned heart attack.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Going Back For More

Description: 'When the ordinary public uses non-prescription medication for headaches, stomach pain or genital warts they often pay close attention to the recommended dosage. If the packet says take two every 24 hours, you take two every 24 hours - unless you are attempting to kill yourself. But did you know that you can take two times, three times, or even twelve times the recommended dose of any medication and only suffer minor internal bleeding and blindness? Going Back For More lifts the lid on the "recommended dosage" conspiracy and gives you the inside track on exactly how much morphine, neumune and painkilling medication you can take before you realise "I may have gone too far".

Effect: Decreases all medical cooldowns by 50% for 31 days' to 'When the ordinary public uses non-prescription medication for headaches, stomach pain or genital warts they often pay close attention to the recommended dosage. If the packet says take two every 24 hours, you take two every 24 hours - unless you are attempting to kill yourself. But did you know that you can take two times, three times, or even twelve times the recommended dose of any medication and only suffer minor internal bleeding and blindness? Going Back For More lifts the lid on the "recommended dosage" conspiracy and gives you the inside track on exactly how much morphine, neumune and painkilling medication you can take before you realise "I may have gone too far".'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Get Drunk And Lose Dignity

Description: 'Hollywood is littered with tales of tinseltown stars losing their minds in a haze of drunken debauchery, with Marlon Brando, Alec Guinness, Colin Farrell and Betty White all falling foul of the demon drink at one point or another. But one woman outstrips them all - Lindsay Lohan. The enchanting tale of the silver screen's hepatitis typhoon is brought to life in this exquisite anthology of crayon drawings and doodles. If you've always wanted to puke like a Hollywood starlet then this story will both inspire and disgust you, as you are taken on a veritable rollercoaster of booze, bitching, and blowjobs behind dumpsters.

Effect: Doubles alcohol effects for 31 days' to 'Hollywood is littered with tales of tinseltown stars losing their minds in a haze of drunken debauchery, with Marlon Brando, Alec Guinness, Colin Farrell and Betty White all falling foul of the demon drink at one point or another. But one woman outstrips them all - Lindsay Lohan. The enchanting tale of the silver screen's hepatitis typhoon is brought to life in this exquisite anthology of crayon drawings and doodles. If you've always wanted to puke like a Hollywood starlet then this story will both inspire and disgust you, as you are taken on a veritable rollercoaster of booze, bitching, and blowjobs behind dumpsters.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Fuelling Your Way To Failure

Description: 'In 1995 on a quiet walk through a forgettable city centre I met a man who would change my life. My name is Letitia Solid-Loaf and for years I had suffered with fatigue of both the mind and brain, until I bumped into a homeless man drinking petrol behind a KFC. He went by the name of Toxic Terry, and with his deep blue eyes and unruly mop of shaggy blonde hair he persuaded me to take a taste of his "cocktail" - which I later discovered was a simple energy drink mixed with petroleum. For the first time in my life I felt alive, and since this revelation I haven't gone more than three hours without combining an energy drink with harmful industrial propellants. Despite losing all of my hair, teeth, gums and dignity I do not regret a thing, and in Fuelling Your Way To Failure I offer up some of my favourite refuelling recipes for you to try at home, at school, or in a heavily soiled alleyway.

Effect: Doubles energy drink effects for 31 days' to 'In 1995 on a quiet walk through a forgettable city centre I met a man who would change my life. My name is Letitia Solid-Loaf and for years I had suffered with fatigue of both the mind and brain, until I bumped into a homeless man drinking petrol behind a KFC. He went by the name of Toxic Terry, and with his deep blue eyes and unruly mop of shaggy blonde hair he persuaded me to take a taste of his "cocktail" - which I later discovered was a simple energy drink mixed with petroleum. For the first time in my life I felt alive, and since this revelation I haven't gone more than three hours without combining an energy drink with harmful industrial propellants. Despite losing all of my hair, teeth, gums and dignity I do not regret a thing, and in Fuelling Your Way To Failure I offer up some of my favourite refuelling recipes for you to try at home, at school, or in a heavily soiled alleyway.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Yes Please Diabetes

Description: 'If the tale of the Hungry Hungry Caterpillar tells us anything, it's that the morbidly obese eventually turn into a beautiful butterfly. Wouldn't you like to be that beautiful butterfly? Of course you would. This step by step guide will teach you the skills you need to become happier than ever as you consume nothing but candy and become a complete shut in within the comfort of your own home.

Effect: Doubles candy effects for 31 days' to 'If the tale of the Hungry Hungry Caterpillar tells us anything, it's that the morbidly obese eventually turn into a beautiful butterfly. Wouldn't you like to be that beautiful butterfly? Of course you would. This step by step guide will teach you the skills you need to become happier than ever as you consume nothing but candy and become a complete shut in within the comfort of your own home.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Ugly Energy

Description: 'If there's one thing ugly people are known for it's their enthusiasm - because when you have a face that looks like you've fallen out of the ugly tree, been dragged through the whole hideous forest, chopped down by a grotesque lumber corporation and fashioned into the most vomit-inducing coffee table the world has ever seen...you've got to make a bit of an effort. In Ugly Energy we help you feel more energetic by teaching you how to disfigure your own face using nothing but a screwdriver, two tubs of mayonnaise and an industrial belt sander. And once you've messed up those stunning looks of yours, you'll begin to massively overcompensate and release the true power locked behind that one gorgeous mush.

"I used to be pretty, but now I do stuff instead...literally all the stuff"
- Lady Gaga

Effect: Increases maximum energy to 250 for 31 days' to 'If there's one thing ugly people are known for it's their enthusiasm - because when you have a face that looks like you've fallen out of the ugly tree, been dragged through the whole hideous forest, chopped down by a grotesque lumber corporation and fashioned into the most vomit-inducing coffee table the world has ever seen...you've got to make a bit of an effort. In Ugly Energy we help you feel more energetic by teaching you how to disfigure your own face using nothing but a screwdriver, two tubs of mayonnaise and an industrial belt sander. And once you've messed up those stunning looks of yours, you'll begin to massively overcompensate and release the true power locked behind that one gorgeous mush.

"I used to be pretty, but now I do stuff instead...literally all the stuff"
- Lady Gaga'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Memories And Mammaries

Description: 'Some people are blessed with a photographic memory, others possess a naturally advanced brain capacity - but what about the rest of us? During her teenage years, mathematician and convicted felon Jennifer Yellow-Hat noticed that her friends had an astounding ability to recall her words whenever she wore a bulky sweater. Conversely, on days where her cleavage was on display, her associates' efforts to memorise facts and figures failed repeatedly. Her conclusion that the presence of breasts reduces the human mind's capacity for memory helped one Harvard student to a 100% grade on his advanced physics paper, and in Memories and Mammaries Ms Yellow-Hat explains how you too can improve information retention with three simple boob banishing techniques.

"What's my name again? Who are you? What am I doing here?"
- Hugh Hefner

Effect: Takes the same effect from the last used book for 31 days' to 'Some people are blessed with a photographic memory, others possess a naturally advanced brain capacity - but what about the rest of us? During her teenage years, mathematician and convicted felon Jennifer Yellow-Hat noticed that her friends had an astounding ability to recall her words whenever she wore a bulky sweater. Conversely, on days where her cleavage was on display, her associates' efforts to memorise facts and figures failed repeatedly. Her conclusion that the presence of breasts reduces the human mind's capacity for memory helped one Harvard student to a 100% grade on his advanced physics paper, and in Memories and Mammaries Ms Yellow-Hat explains how you too can improve information retention with three simple boob banishing techniques.

"What's my name again? Who are you? What am I doing here?"
- Hugh Hefner'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Brown-nosing The Boss

Description: 'The term "brown-nosing" refers to the behavior of an employee attempting to curry favor with their superior or superiors. It was first coined by the Roman Emperor Tiberius, whose appointed counsel frequently cleansed their leader's unvarnished penny as an act of worship and servitude. Obviously such techniques are inappropriate today, but what modern equivalents can an employee use to increase their workplace reputation? With step-by-step guides to everything from incisive compliments through to impromptu massage at the urinals, Brown-nosing The Boss is the most important career-progression tool you will ever need.

Effect: Greatly increases personal employee effectiveness for 31 days' to 'The term "brown-nosing" refers to the behavior of an employee attempting to curry favor with their superior or superiors. It was first coined by the Roman Emperor Tiberius, whose appointed counsel frequently cleansed their leader's unvarnished penny as an act of worship and servitude. Obviously such techniques are inappropriate today, but what modern equivalents can an employee use to increase their workplace reputation? With step-by-step guides to everything from incisive compliments through to impromptu massage at the urinals, Brown-nosing The Boss is the most important career-progression tool you will ever need.'

May 29, 2019

Item updated: Book : Running Away From Trouble

Description: 'Some of Torn's most respected cowards draw upon a lifetime's experience of running from scary shit to offer an eye-opening glimpse into the world of the namby pamby wuss. In this guide you'll find strategies and stories, none of which are heroic, which you can use to inspire yourself to run screaming like a little girl at the next sign of trouble.

"A book so gutless we're surprised it's even got a spine"
- The New York Times

Effect: Guaranteed escape attempt success for 31 days' to 'Some of Torn's most respected cowards draw upon a lifetime's experience of running from scary shit to offer an eye-opening glimpse into the world of the namby pamby wuss. In this guide you'll find strategies and stories, none of which are heroic, which you can use to inspire yourself to run screaming like a little girl at the next sign of trouble.

"A book so gutless we're surprised it's even got a spine"
- The New York Times'

May 29, 2019

Honor updated: Smuggler

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare'

May 29, 2019

Honor updated: Boss Fight

Description: 'Participate in the defeat of Duke' to 'Participate in the defeat of Duke or Leslie'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Rosary Beads

Description: 'If your god or gods still won't answer your prayers then these deity-tempting Rosary Beads are sure to get their attention. Made from the most sacred blend of polyurethane on the market, holding these in the palm of your hand will increase the effects of praying in the Church by 10%.' to 'If your god or gods still won't answer your prayers then these deity-tempting Rosary Beads are sure to get their attention. Made from the most sacred blend of polyurethane on the market, holding these in the palm of your hand will increase the effects of praying in the Church.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Bronze Microphone

Description: '' to 'Nobody remembers those who came in third place in any event ever, not even their families and friends. But this bronze microphone trophy will change that, given as it is to those who were deemed not good enough for second place in a Torn singing competition.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Silver Microphone

Description: '' to 'If you're second in the Olympic 100 metres this is often a temporary scenario, as you'll likely be bumped up to first ten years later when a random drug test eliminates the victor. We can't promise that will happen with Torn's singing competitions though, so you'll have to make do with this silver microphone trophy instead.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Gold Microphone

Description: '' to 'This ownership of this golden microphone trophy indicates that you have achieved one of two things; either you won a Torn singing competition due to your fantastic musical abilities, or you bought the trophy off the item market to pretend you've achieved something.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Wind Proof Lighter

Description: 'With a lifetime guarantee, this windproof lighter is a must have for the outdoor type. It features our patented flint-wheel ignition and extra thick side walls to take those hard knocks. This lighter is also refillable with butane gas and gives off a beautiful blue flame. Improves success rate for the Arson crime.' to 'With a lifetime guarantee, this windproof lighter is a must have for the outdoor type. It features our patented flint-wheel ignition and extra thick side walls to take those hard knocks. This lighter is also refillable with butane gas and gives off a beautiful blue flame.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Pair of Glasses

Description: 'A pair of high quality designer spectacles. Soft adjustable nose pads and plastic arm tips help to create a comfortable fit. These frames also make very cool sunglasses for men and women. Improves success rate for the Search for cash crime.' to 'A pair of high quality designer spectacles. Soft adjustable nose pads and plastic arm tips help to create a comfortable fit. These frames also make very cool sunglasses for men and women.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: High-Speed Drive

Description: 'This state-of-the-art CD drive can burn CDs faster than any other device on the market. Perfect for creating large volumes of high quality backups. Improves success rate for the Sell copied media crime.' to 'This state-of-the-art CD drive can burn CDs faster than any other device on the market. Perfect for creating large volumes of high quality backups.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Mountain Bike

Description: 'The Mountain Bike is a high spec bicycle created for off-road cycling. This high-performance bike has an aluminium dual suspension frame, alloy linear pull brakes and 24 speed gears. Perfect for quick shopping runs in the city. Improves success rate for the Shoplift crime.' to 'The Mountain Bike is a high spec bicycle created for off-road cycling. This high-performance bike has an aluminium dual suspension frame, alloy linear pull brakes and 24 speed gears. Perfect for quick shopping runs in the city.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Cut-Throat Razor

Description: 'The Cut-Throat Razor is a razor with a blade that can fold into its handle. Once widely used, it has since been replaced by modern safety razors. However it is still a popular tool with pickpockets who use it to open victim's pockets and cut bag straps unnoticed. Improves success rate for the Pickpocket crime.' to 'The Cut-Throat Razor is a razor with a blade that can fold into its handle. Once widely used, it has since been replaced by modern safety razors. However it is still a popular tool with pickpockets who use it to open victim's pockets and cut bag straps unnoticed.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Slim Crowbar

Description: 'The Slim Crowbar is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort. Improves success rate for the Larceny crime.' to 'The Slim Crowbar is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Balaclava

Description: 'The Ski Mask is a warm hat that covers the whole head. It has two eye holes for improved vision and a convenient mouth hole for barking orders at bank and convenience store staff. Improves success rate for the Armed Robbery crime.' to 'The Ski Mask is a warm hat that covers the whole head. It has two eye holes for improved vision and a convenient mouth hole for barking orders at bank and convenience store staff.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Advanced Driving Tactics Manual

Description: 'The Advanced Driving Tactics Book is a special manual used in training the FBI, MI5 and other government security departments. It details tried and tested methods for evading pursuers on public roads. This book is not available to the public. Improves success rate for the Transport drugs crime.' to 'The Advanced Driving Tactics Book is a special manual used in training the FBI, MI5 and other government security departments. It details tried and tested methods for evading pursuers on public roads. This book is not available to the public.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Ergonomic Keyboard

Description: 'This healthier alternative for standard keyboards greatly increases typing speed and lets you work for longer, more comfortably. It has been expertly crafted to allow you to work in a more natural position. Improves success rate for the Plant a computer virus crime.' to 'This healthier alternative for standard keyboards greatly increases typing speed and lets you work for longer, more comfortably. It has been expertly crafted to allow you to work in a more natural position.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Tracking Device

Description: 'The Tracking Device is a kit that comprises a discreet, magnetic tracker and handheld GPS mapping system. It can track anyone or anything anywhere in the world to within 1 meter. Improves success rate for the Assassination crime.' to 'The Tracking Device is a kit that comprises a discreet, magnetic tracker and handheld GPS mapping system. It can track anyone or anything anywhere in the world to within 1 meter.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Screwdriver

Description: 'A strong flat-head screwdriver. With corrosion resistant, high grade chrome plated steel bars, the chance of tip breakage while shoving it in to a car ignition is extremely low. Improves success rate for the Grand Theft Auto crime.' to 'A strong flat-head screwdriver. With corrosion resistant, high grade chrome plated steel bars, the chance of tip breakage while shoving it in to a car ignition is extremely low.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Fanny Pack

Description: 'Problem solved! The bum bag is both comfortable and very fashionable to wear, while also keeping your personal belongings 100% secure as they are kept as close to you as possible. Perfect for storing and retrieving things on the fly! Improves success rate for the Pawn Shop crime.' to 'Problem solved! The bum bag is both comfortable and very fashionable to wear, while also keeping your personal belongings 100% secure as they are kept as close to you as possible. Perfect for storing and retrieving things on the fly!'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Tumble Dryer

Description: 'A condenser tumble dryer with a 10 kg capacity load. Use to dry clothes, or to make money, casino chips and credit cards look old and used - more realistic! Improves success rate for the Counterfeiting crime.' to 'A condenser tumble dryer with a 10 kg capacity load. Use to dry clothes, or to make money, casino chips and credit cards look old and used - more realistic!'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Chloroform

Description: 'Made by creating a chain reaction involving highly reactive chemicals, this strong smelling substance is sure to keep your kidnap victims quiet while you negotiate ransoms. Improves success rate for the Kidnapping crime.' to 'Made by creating a chain reaction involving highly reactive chemicals, this strong smelling substance is sure to keep your kidnap victims quiet while you negotiate ransoms.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Heavy Duty Padlock

Description: 'This weatherproof high security padlock is great for securing the back of big rigs to prevent the cargo from being stolen, the cops won't even bother with it if they stop you! Improves success rate for the Arms Trafficking crime.' to 'This weatherproof high security padlock is great for securing the back of big rigs to prevent the cargo from being stolen, the cops won't even bother with it if they stop you!'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Duct Tape

Description: 'Bonds on rough and uneven surfaces with a strong bite, is 100% waterproof, has strong re-inforced backing, a rugged all-weather shell, double-thick adhesive and is perfect for sticking explosive material to pillars, surfaces or walls. Improves success rate for the Bombing crime.' to 'Bonds on rough and uneven surfaces with a strong bite, is 100% waterproof, has strong re-inforced backing, a rugged all-weather shell, double-thick adhesive and is perfect for sticking explosive material to pillars, surfaces or walls.'

May 28, 2019

Item updated: Wireless Dongle

Description: 'Access the internet nearly anywhere! A very useful tool for getting close to unsecure networks and bank mainframes. Improves success rate for the Hacking crime.' to 'Access the internet nearly anywhere! A very useful tool for getting close to unsecure networks and bank mainframes.'

May 28, 2019

Honor added: Smuggler

Description: Import 1,000 items from abroad

May 28, 2019

Honor updated: Dividend

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

May 25, 2019

Honor updated: Mastermind

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Baseball Cap

Description: '' to 'Wear it forwards to keep your head cool, wear it backwards to be even cooler. '

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Bermudas

Description: '' to 'Some say these are named 'bermudas' because it's so easy to get lost in 'em. '

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Blouse

Description: '' to 'A lovely, flattering garment for warmer days.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Boob Tube

Description: '' to 'The best choice of clothing, if you want to spend all day hoisting something up.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Bush Hat

Description: '' to 'It's said the mere presence of this hat makes crocs flee on sight.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Camisole

Description: '' to 'This versatile undershirt can be worn on its own to add some flirty flavor.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Capri Pants

Description: '' to 'Having a great shin day? Show them off with these pants.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Cardigan

Description: '' to 'For days that are neither hot nor cold, or when you don't want people to look at your butt.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Cork Hat

Description: '' to 'If you turn your head really fast, maybe you'll make some awesome music! Warning: this injures the eyes.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Crop Top

Description: '' to 'For whatever reason, you might decide that everyone needs to intimately get to know your gut. Wear this.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Fisherman Hat

Description: '' to 'This item gives +1 to Fishing skill but -1 to Seduction.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Gym Shorts

Description: '' to 'You don't just have to wear these to the gym, you can wear them anywhere you want! Isn't that cool?'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Halterneck

Description: '' to 'What, you're too good for sleeves?'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Raincoat

Description: '' to 'Contrary to popular belief, this coat was invented to protect from rain, not create it. '

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Pantyhose

Description: '' to 'Wear this on your face for a stylish accessory to your robbery.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Pencil Skirt

Description: '' to 'Is it a pencil? Is it a skirt? It's actually neither. (Except it's a skirt.)'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Peplum Top

Description: '' to 'This shirt was designed as a dress for people who still wanted to wear pants. '

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Polo Shirt

Description: '' to 'This casual sports shirt is sure to make people think you're a pretty cool guy.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Poncho

Description: '' to 'This stylish must-have is the perfect combination of airy and warm.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Puffer Vest

Description: '' to 'This handsome and authoritative vest is said to get people to respect your opinions 33% more. It also keeps your torso super warm!'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Mackintosh

Description: '' to 'Legally, you are still supposed to wear clothes underneath this. But this is Torn, so you do you.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Shorts

Description: '' to 'Like pants, but less.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Skirt

Description: '' to 'It's like a lampshade for people.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Turtleneck

Description: '' to 'This garment provides a handy built-in escape from awkward conversations.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Yoga Pants

Description: '' to 'Wear these if you want to do yoga, or if you want to remind people that you have a butt.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Chest Harness

Description: '' to 'If you can ever figure out how to get this thing on, you'll be the belle of the leather fetish ball.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Choker

Description: '' to 'Despite its name, this flattering neck accessory is surprisingly comfortable.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Fishnet Stockings

Description: '' to 'Aside from the occasional fish caught in them, this steamy alternative to pantyhose remains a fan favourite.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Knee-high Boots

Description: '' to 'If you were to wear these and enter a 'highest boots' competition, you would only lose out to thigh-highs.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Lingerie

Description: '' to 'It's really just a fancy word for underoos.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Mankini

Description: '' to 'Wear a mankini, but make sure you manscape first. Don't make me mansplain it to you.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Mini Skirt

Description: '' to 'The regular skirt's shorter, flirtier, smaller cousin.'

May 24, 2019

Item updated: Nipple Tassels

Description: '' to 'Jump up and down so they go around and around and around and around!'

May 22, 2019

Honor updated: Arrowshot

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

May 21, 2019

Honor added: Arrowshot

Description: Gain 1,000,000,000 speed

May 18, 2019

Honor updated: Modded

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

May 18, 2019

Honor updated: Survivalist

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

May 16, 2019

Honor updated: The Fields Of Opium

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

May 15, 2019

Honor updated: Modded

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

May 14, 2019

Item updated: Donator Pack

Sell price: '25200000' to '24700000'

May 14, 2019

Item added: Bowler Hat

Description:

May 14, 2019

Item added: Fitted Shirt

Description:

May 14, 2019

Item added: Bow Tie

Description:

May 14, 2019

Item added: Neck Tie

Description:

May 14, 2019

Item added: Waistcoat

Description:

May 14, 2019

Item added: Blazer

Description:

May 14, 2019

Item added: Suit Trousers

Description:

May 14, 2019

Item added: Dress Shoes

Description:

May 14, 2019

Item added: Smoking Jacket

Description:

May 14, 2019

Item added: Monocle

Description:

May 14, 2019

Item added: Bronze Microphone

Description:

May 14, 2019

Item added: Silver Microphone

Description:

May 14, 2019

Item added: Gold Microphone

Description:

May 14, 2019

Honor updated: The Fields Of Opium

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

May 14, 2019

Honor added: Modded

Description: Equip two high-tier mods to a weapon

May 13, 2019

Honor updated: Poker King

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

May 12, 2019

Honor updated: Loan Shark

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

May 12, 2019

Honor updated: The Fields Of Opium

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

May 12, 2019

Honor updated: Pious

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

May 11, 2019

Honor updated: The Fields Of Opium

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

May 10, 2019

Honor updated: The Fields Of Opium

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

May 9, 2019

Honor updated: Maradona

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

May 9, 2019

Honor updated: Saintly

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

May 8, 2019

Honor updated: Saintly

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

May 8, 2019

Honor updated: Well Built

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

May 7, 2019

Honor added: Saintly

Description: Donate a total of $1,000,000 to the church

May 7, 2019

Honor added: Well Built

Description: Gain 1,000,000,000 strength

May 6, 2019

Honor updated: Boss Fight

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

May 3, 2019

Honor updated: Foot Soldier

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

May 2, 2019

Item updated: Mountain Bike

Description: 'The Mountain Bike is a high spec bicycle created for off-road cycling. This high-performance bike has an aluminium dual suspension frame, alloy linear pull breaks and 24 speed gears. Perfect for quick shopping runs in the city. Improves success rate for the Shoplift crime.' to 'The Mountain Bike is a high spec bicycle created for off-road cycling. This high-performance bike has an aluminium dual suspension frame, alloy linear pull brakes and 24 speed gears. Perfect for quick shopping runs in the city. Improves success rate for the Shoplift crime.'

May 2, 2019

Honor updated: Pressure Point

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

April 28, 2019

Honor updated: Chainer 3

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

April 27, 2019

Honor updated: Supernova

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

April 26, 2019

Honor updated: Acute

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

April 26, 2019

Honor updated: Serenity

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

April 26, 2019

Honor updated: Champion

Description: '' to 'Win a community event'

April 25, 2019

Honor updated: Boss Fight

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

April 24, 2019

Honor updated: Massacre

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

April 23, 2019

Honor updated: Boss Fight

Description: 'Assist in the defeat of an NPC' to 'Participate in the defeat of Duke'

April 23, 2019

Honor added: Boss Fight

Description: Assist in the defeat of an NPC

April 22, 2019

Honor updated: Task Master

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

April 16, 2019

Honor added: Honored

Description: Achieve 500 total awards

April 10, 2019

Honor updated: Year Of The Dragon

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

April 10, 2019

Honor updated: Foot Soldier

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

April 9, 2019

Honor updated: 50 Cal

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

April 9, 2019

Honor added: Foot Soldier

Description: Beat 10 unique opponents in Russian Roulette

April 6, 2019

Honor updated: Turbocharged

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

April 5, 2019

Honor updated: Foul Play

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

April 4, 2019

Honor updated: Three's a Crowd

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

April 4, 2019

Honor updated: Stinker

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

April 3, 2019

Honor updated: Wise Guy

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Common'

April 3, 2019

Honor updated: Wipeout

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

April 2, 2019

Honor updated: Frequent Flyer

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

April 2, 2019

Honor added: Wise Guy

Description: Complete 50 education courses

March 30, 2019

Item updated: Book : Time Is In The Mind

Description: 'Time is a metaphysical concept whose values change according to the unique perception of every individual human. A romantic moment with a partner can whizz by in mere moments, whereas listening to the dull stories told by an elderly relative can feel like a lifetime. Using a variety of psychological techniques Time Is In The Mind will help you react faster, enjoy moments longer, and punch people in the face before they even know what hit them. By utilising simple methods such as putting your wristwatch in the freezer, or making every gap between seconds on your wall clock twelve metres long, you will become a veritable master of chronology and come to possess almost superhuman reactive ability.

Effect: Increase speed by 5% up to 10m after 31 days' to 'Time is a metaphysical concept whose values change according to the unique perception of every individual human. A romantic moment with a partner can whizz by in mere moments, whereas listening to the dull stories told by an elderly relative can feel like a lifetime. Using a variety of psychological techniques Time Is In The Mind will help you react faster, enjoy moments longer, and punch people in the face before they even know what hit them. By utilising simple methods such as putting your wristwatch in the freezer, or making every gap between seconds on your wall clock twelve metres long, you will become a veritable master of chronology and come to possess almost superhuman reactive ability.

Effect: Increases speed by 5% up to 10m after 31 days'

March 30, 2019

Item updated: Book : Keeping Your Face Handsome

Description: 'Tom Cruise. Denzel Washington. Will Smith. What do they all have in common? No, they aren't all black, unless Tom Cruise is currently undergoing a reverse Michael Jackson. The answer of course is that they are all handsome movie stars. And do you know why? Because they never get punched in the face. Keeping Your Face Handsome is the book movie stars don't want you to see. With its unique insights into blocking, ducking and diving, you'll ensure your gorgeous mush continues to look lovely until the end of time.

"I wish I'd read this book before my face got spazzed"
- Sylvester Stallone.

Effect: Increase defense by 5% up to 10m after 31 days' to 'Tom Cruise. Denzel Washington. Will Smith. What do they all have in common? No, they aren't all black, unless Tom Cruise is currently undergoing a reverse Michael Jackson. The answer of course is that they are all handsome movie stars. And do you know why? Because they never get punched in the face. Keeping Your Face Handsome is the book movie stars don't want you to see. With its unique insights into blocking, ducking and diving, you'll ensure your gorgeous mush continues to look lovely until the end of time.

"I wish I'd read this book before my face got spazzed"
- Sylvester Stallone.

Effect: Increases defense by 5% up to 10m after 31 days'

March 30, 2019

Item updated: Book : A Job For Your Hands

Description: 'Did you know that humans use less than 2% of their hands' potential? What if we could somehow unlock the other 204%? My name is Colette Branlette, and whilst on holiday in Peru I studied the mystical ways of the human phalanges for over three weeks. Our dextrous extremities offer so much more to the world than simply tapping on keyboards and touching ourselves. In my inspiring personal story I recant how I unlocked society's iron grip on my own two mitts, and in turn explored the dormant life-force which lay untapped within my people paws - and all through the power of extreme shadow puppetry.

Effect: Increase dexterity by 5% up to 10m after 31 days' to 'Did you know that humans use less than 2% of their hands' potential? What if we could somehow unlock the other 204%? My name is Colette Branlette, and whilst on holiday in Peru I studied the mystical ways of the human phalanges for over three weeks. Our dextrous extremities offer so much more to the world than simply tapping on keyboards and touching ourselves. In my inspiring personal story I recant how I unlocked society's iron grip on my own two mitts, and in turn explored the dormant life-force which lay untapped within my people paws - and all through the power of extreme shadow puppetry.

Effect: Increases dexterity by 5% up to 10m after 31 days'

March 28, 2019

Honor updated: Mule

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

March 27, 2019

Honor updated: Stinker

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

March 27, 2019

Honor updated: Wipeout

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

March 27, 2019

Honor updated: Foul Play

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

March 26, 2019

Honor added: Stinker

Description: Successfully prank someone with Stink Bombs

March 26, 2019

Honor added: Wipeout

Description: Successfully prank someone with Toilet Paper

March 26, 2019

Honor added: Foul Play

Description: Successfully prank someone with Dog Poop

March 25, 2019

Honor updated: Chainer 4

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

March 21, 2019

Item updated: High-Speed Drive

Name: 'High-Speed DVD Drive' to 'High-Speed Drive'

March 21, 2019

Honor updated: Mule

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

March 20, 2019

Honor updated: Mule

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare'

March 19, 2019

Honor added: Mule

Description: Import 100 items from abroad

March 18, 2019

Honor updated: Carnage

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

March 13, 2019

Honor updated: Task Master

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

March 12, 2019

Honor added: Task Master

Description: Earn 10,000 mission credits

March 11, 2019

Honor updated: Pumped

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

March 7, 2019

Honor updated: Pious

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

March 6, 2019

Honor updated: Double Dragon

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

March 6, 2019

Honor updated: Jacked

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare'

March 5, 2019

Honor added: Jacked

Description: Attain 1,000,000,000 total stats

March 4, 2019

Item updated: Bugatti Veyron

Sell price: '0' to '1800000'

March 3, 2019

Honor updated: Energetic

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

March 1, 2019

Honor updated: Decorated

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

February 28, 2019

Item updated: Donator Pack

Sell price: '25700000' to '25200000'

February 27, 2019

Honor updated: Pious

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare'

February 26, 2019

Item added: Chest Harness

Description:

February 26, 2019

Item added: Choker

Description:

February 26, 2019

Item added: Fishnet Stockings

Description:

February 26, 2019

Item added: Knee-high Boots

Description:

February 26, 2019

Item added: Lingerie

Description:

February 26, 2019

Item added: Mankini

Description:

February 26, 2019

Item added: Mini Skirt

Description:

February 26, 2019

Item added: Nipple Tassels

Description:

February 26, 2019

Honor added: Pious

Description: Donate a total of $100,000 to the church

February 22, 2019

Honor updated: Decorated

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

February 20, 2019

Honor updated: Decorated

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare'

February 19, 2019

Honor added: Decorated

Description: Achieve 100 total awards

February 18, 2019

Honor updated: Reinforced

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

February 18, 2019

Honor updated: Lightspeed

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

February 18, 2019

Honor updated: Alpinist

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

February 18, 2019

Honor updated: Bulletproof

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

February 18, 2019

Honor updated: Powerhouse

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

February 18, 2019

Honor updated: Healthy

Rarity: 'Common' to 'Very Common'

February 18, 2019

Honor updated: Athletic

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

February 18, 2019

Honor updated: Conditioned

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

February 18, 2019

Honor updated: Fit

Rarity: 'Common' to 'Very Common'

February 16, 2019

Honor updated: Vampire

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

February 14, 2019

Item added: Pack of Blank CDs : 250

Description: Writable CDs for recording music or saving data.

February 14, 2019

Item added: Pack of Blank CDs : 50

Description: Writable CDs for recording music or saving data.

February 14, 2019

Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 100

Name: 'Pack of Blank CDs' to 'Pack of Blank CDs : 100'

February 14, 2019

Honor updated: Pumped

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

February 13, 2019

Honor updated: Pumped

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare'

February 12, 2019

Item updated: Spray Can : Black

Type: 'Collectible' to 'Other'

February 12, 2019

Honor added: Pumped

Description: Attain 100,000,000 total stats

February 12, 2019

Honor updated: Toned

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

February 11, 2019

Honor updated: Forgiven

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

February 6, 2019

Item updated: Tyrosine

Description: 'Tyrosine acts as a mental alertness booster by synthesising itself into dopamine; a compound which improves the transport of messages between nerve cells and neurons. Tests on animals have been shown that Tyrosine can make the animal less moody and far more alert. When used in combat, this booster will provide a massive bonus to dexterity.' to 'Tyrosine acts as a mental alertness booster by synthesising itself into dopamine; a compound which improves the transport of messages between nerve cells and neurons. Tests on animals show that Tyrosine can have an effect on mood and alertness. When used in combat, this booster will provide a massive bonus to dexterity.'

February 6, 2019

Honor updated: Globetrotter

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

February 5, 2019

Honor added: Globetrotter

Description: Spend 365 days in the air

February 4, 2019

Item updated: Donator Pack

Sell price: '26300000' to '25700000'

February 4, 2019

Honor updated: Ecstatic

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

February 3, 2019

Honor updated: Mighty Roar

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

February 1, 2019

Item updated: Empty Box

Description: 'An empty box. Items can be placed in to this box turning it in to a parcel. It can then be sent to other people.' to 'An empty box. Items can be placed in to this box turning it into a parcel. It can then be sent to other people.'

February 1, 2019

Item updated: Birthday Wrapping Paper

Description: 'A roll of expensive birthday wrapping paper. Can be used on a parcel to turn it in to a birthday present.' to 'A roll of expensive birthday wrapping paper. Can be used on a parcel to turn it into a birthday present.'

February 1, 2019

Item updated: Generic Wrapping Paper

Description: 'A roll of standard wrapping paper. Can be used on a parcel to turn it in to a present.' to 'A roll of standard wrapping paper. Can be used on a parcel to turn it into a present.'

January 31, 2019

Honor updated: Twenty-One

Description: 'Win a Natural, Five card Charlie, Double down and Insurance on Blackjack' to 'Win a Natural, Six card Charlie, Double down and Insurance on Blackjack'

January 31, 2019

Honor updated: Alpinist

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare'

January 31, 2019

Honor updated: Mercenary

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

January 23, 2019

Honor updated: Motorhead

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

January 23, 2019

Honor updated: Clever Dick

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Common'

January 22, 2019

Honor added: Clever Dick

Description: Complete 25 education courses

January 20, 2019

Honor updated: Lean

Rarity: 'Common' to 'Very Common'

January 16, 2019

Honor updated: Mercenary

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

January 16, 2019

Honor updated: Orange Camo

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

January 15, 2019

Honor added: Mercenary

Description: Complete 1,000 contracts

January 14, 2019

Item added: Bronze Racing Trophy

Description: This Bronze Racing Trophy is awarded to those who finish third in racing events. Finishing third is probably worse than finishing fourth, as not only did you not win, but you've been recognised for your failure to achieve even a runner-up spot.

January 14, 2019

Item added: Silver Racing Trophy

Description: This Silver Racing Trophy is awarded to those who finish second in racing events. Having been so close to victory, this trophy is here to remind you of the glory you failed to achieve. May its presence forever haunt you.

January 14, 2019

Item added: Gold Racing Trophy

Description: This Gold Racing Trophy is awarded to the winner of a Torn racing event. Ownership of this item marks you out as a true champion - unless you bought it, in which case you are quite possibly the biggest loser of all.

January 14, 2019

Honor updated: Stumped

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

January 12, 2019

Honor updated: Bar Breaker

Description: 'Make 1,000 busts' to 'Bust 1,000 people from the Torn City jail'

January 12, 2019

Honor updated: Aiding And Abetting

Description: 'Make 2,500 busts' to 'Bust 2,500 people from the Torn City jail'

January 12, 2019

Honor updated: Don't Drop It

Description: 'Make 10,000 busts' to 'Bust 10,000 people from the Torn City jail'

January 9, 2019

Honor updated: Conditioned

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Limited'

January 8, 2019

Honor added: Conditioned

Description: Attain 10,000,000 total stats

January 5, 2019

Honor updated: Double Dragon

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

January 3, 2019

Item updated: Undefined

Name: 'Travel Socks' to 'Undefined'

January 3, 2019

Item updated: Raincoat

Name: 'Mackintosh' to 'Raincoat'

January 3, 2019

Item updated: Mackintosh

Name: 'Raincoat' to 'Mackintosh'

January 3, 2019

Item updated: Travel Socks

Description: '' to 'Keep your toes as warm and snuggly as your favourite handgun with these cozy travel socks.'

January 2, 2019

Item added: Baseball Cap

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Bermudas

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Blouse

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Boob Tube

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Bush Hat

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Camisole

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Capri Pants

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Cardigan

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Cork Hat

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Crop Top

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Fisherman Hat

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Gym Shorts

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Halterneck

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Mackintosh

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Pantyhose

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Pencil Skirt

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Peplum Top

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Polo Shirt

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Poncho

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Puffer Vest

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Raincoat

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Shorts

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Skirt

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Travel Socks

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Turtleneck

Description:

January 2, 2019

Item added: Yoga Pants

Description:

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Pixie Sticks

Description: 'Small plastic tubes filled with flavoured sugar. Available in orange, raspberry, grape and strawberry. Provides a large happiness increase when eaten.' to 'Small plastic tubes filled with flavoured sugar. Available in orange, raspberry, grape and strawberry. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bottle of Beer

Description: 'Just the thing for when you're looking to kick back after a hard day in the City. Provides a small nerve increase when drank.' to 'Just the thing for when you're looking to kick back after a hard day in the City. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bottle of Champagne

Description: 'Celebrate an occasion or show your special someone just how much you care with this bottle of champagne. Imported from France. Provides a small nerve increase when drank.' to 'Celebrate an occasion or show your special someone just how much you care with this bottle of champagne. Imported from France. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Box of Sweet Hearts

Description: 'Fun filled heart shaped candies with messages for your loved ones. Provides a small happiness increase when eaten.' to 'Fun filled heart shaped candies with messages for your loved ones. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bag of Chocolate Kisses

Description: 'Sweet candy kiss for the one you love. Provides a small happiness increase when eaten.' to 'Sweet candy kiss for the one you love. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bottle of Saké

Description: 'This is an alcoholic beverage much like wine, made from rice and drunk by Japanese for centuries. Sake is drunk before and after many Japanese events. Provides a small nerve increase when drank.' to 'This is an alcoholic beverage much like wine, made from rice and drunk by Japanese for centuries. Sake is drunk before and after many Japanese events. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Lollipop

Description: 'Tasty fruity candy lolly for lovers, friends, whiny noobs and spoilt brats alike to enjoy! Available in strawberry, blueberry, banana and chocolate flavours. Provides a small happiness increase when eaten.' to 'Tasty fruity candy lolly for lovers, friends, whiny noobs and spoilt brats alike to enjoy! Available in strawberry, blueberry, banana and chocolate flavours. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bottle of Tequila

Description: 'Full to begin with, empty at the end, be sure to bring one of these back from your holidays in Mexico. Provides a small nerve increase when drank.' to 'Full to begin with, empty at the end, be sure to bring one of these back from your holidays in Mexico. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Blue Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Green Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Red Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Yellow Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: White Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Black Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Gold Easter Egg

Description: 'The rarest of all Easter eggs. One can only claim one of these when turning in the nine others; Blue, Green, Red, Yellow, White, Black, Brown, Orange and Pink. Provides a very large happiness increase when eaten.' to 'The rarest of all Easter eggs. One can only claim one of these when turning in the nine others; Blue, Green, Red, Yellow, White, Black, Brown, Orange and Pink. Provides a very large happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bag of Candy Kisses

Description: 'Small tear shaped chocolate candies. Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'Small tear shaped chocolate candies. Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bag of Tootsie Rolls

Description: 'A pack of individually wrapped chewy candies with an assortment of flavours. Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A pack of individually wrapped chewy candies with an assortment of flavours. Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bag of Chocolate Truffles

Description: 'With a chocolate ganache center coated in chocolate, nothing tastes better. Provides a large happiness increase when eaten.' to 'With a chocolate ganache center coated in chocolate, nothing tastes better. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Can of Munster

Description: 'Wake up to a roaring monster. Provides a moderate energy increase when drank.' to 'Wake up to a roaring monster. Provides a moderate energy increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bottle of Pumpkin Brew

Description: 'Brewed with the finest pumpkins, the perfect alcoholic drink for Halloween. Provides a moderate nerve increase when drank.' to 'Brewed with the finest pumpkins, the perfect alcoholic drink for Halloween. Provides a moderate nerve increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Can of Red Cow

Description: 'Red cows are rare, only after years of the cows eating the right mix of red roses and tulips can you produce this high protein milk. Provides a large energy increase when drank.' to 'Red cows are rare, only after years of the cows eating the right mix of red roses and tulips can you produce this high protein milk. Provides a large energy increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Can of Tourine Elite

Description: 'With its 250mg of caffeine per can, this drink is illegal in many countries worldwide. Provides a very large energy increase when drank.' to 'With its 250mg of caffeine per can, this drink is illegal in many countries worldwide. Provides a very large energy increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch

Description: 'This drink smells like a real swamp: you will need nerves of steel to down this puppy. Provides a very large nerve increase when drank.' to 'This drink smells like a real swamp: you will need nerves of steel to down this puppy. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bottle of Wicked Witch

Description: 'Forget the tequila with the worm ... try the cider with the frog leg floaters! Provides a large nerve increase when drank.' to 'Forget the tequila with the worm ... try the cider with the frog leg floaters! Provides a large nerve increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bottle of Kandy Kane

Description: 'This bottled drink is said to be a Santa favourite. Gives your nerve the boost it needs. Provides a moderate nerve increase when drank.' to 'This bottled drink is said to be a Santa favourite. Gives your nerve the boost it needs. Provides a moderate nerve increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bottle of Minty Mayhem

Description: 'A bottle of this can create mayhem with your nerve. Boosting your nerve enough to take the edge off. Provides a large nerve increase when drank.' to 'A bottle of this can create mayhem with your nerve. Boosting your nerve enough to take the edge off. Provides a large nerve increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bottle of Mistletoe Madness

Description: 'One bottle of this is all it takes sometimes. Boost your nerve to the right level. Provides a very large nerve increase when drank.' to 'One bottle of this is all it takes sometimes. Boost your nerve to the right level. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Can of Santa Shooters

Description: 'A shot of Santa is sure to boost your energy. Provides a moderate energy increase when drank.' to 'A shot of Santa is sure to boost your energy. Provides a moderate energy increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Can of Rockstar Rudolph

Description: 'A can of this will keep you Rockin' around the Christmas tree all day! Provides a large energy increase when drank.' to 'A can of this will keep you Rockin' around the Christmas tree all day! Provides a large energy increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Can of X-MASS

Description: 'X-MASS! Giving you the MASS you need this Christmas. Provides a very large energy increase when drank.' to 'X-MASS! Giving you the MASS you need this Christmas. Provides a very large energy increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bag of Reindeer Droppings

Description: 'That's right, by all appearances it's a bag of Reindeer droppings. Don't let the looks deceive you, these chocolate covered raisins will melt in your mouth and boost your happiness! Provides a large happiness increase when eaten.' to 'That's right, by all appearances it's a bag of Reindeer droppings. Don't let the looks deceive you, these chocolate covered raisins will melt in your mouth and boost your happiness! Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Brown Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Orange Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Pink Easter Egg

Description: 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April. Trade in all nine Easter eggs for a special gold egg, an honor bar and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Jawbreaker

Description: 'This colossal 3 inch jawstopper has 15 different flavoured layers of tooth rotting goodness. Provides a large happiness increase when eaten.' to 'This colossal 3 inch jawstopper has 15 different flavoured layers of tooth rotting goodness. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bag of Sherbet

Description: 'This bag of sherbet provides you with that mouth tingling fizz that you've always been waiting for. Provides a large happiness increase when eaten.' to 'This bag of sherbet provides you with that mouth tingling fizz that you've always been waiting for. Provides a large happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bag of Bloody Eyeballs

Description: 'Eye Candy Halloween style. Provides a moderate happiness increase when eaten.' to 'Eye Candy Halloween style. Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bottle of Christmas Cocktail

Description: 'Torn's liquefied way of wishing you a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year. Provides a large nerve increase when drank.' to 'Torn's liquefied way of wishing you a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year. Provides a large nerve increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Glass of Beer

Description: 'Only savages drink beer straight out of the bottle. This glass of beer is obtained fresh from the keg, and provides the same level of drunken joy as you'd get from a regular bottle of suds. Provides a moderate nerve increase when drank.' to 'Only savages drink beer straight out of the bottle. This glass of beer is obtained fresh from the keg, and provides the same level of drunken joy as you'd get from a regular bottle of suds. Provides a moderate nerve increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bottle of Green Stout

Description: 'Consisting of nothing more than a glug of Irish stout and copious amounts of toxic green food colouring, this emerald-coloured beer will give you the supreme confidence of a drunk while also serving to clean out your colon in record time. Provides a very large nerve increase when drank.' to 'Consisting of nothing more than a glug of Irish stout and copious amounts of toxic green food colouring, this emerald-coloured beer will give you the supreme confidence of a drunk while also serving to clean out your colon in record time. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bottle of Christmas Spirit

Description: 'This Bottle of Christmas Spirit is guaranteed to get you in the mood to tell your relatives what you really think of them. Replete with flavours of pine, candy and turkey, this booze will leave you feeling so full you'll barely suffer a hangover at all. Provides a very large nerve increase when drank.' to 'This Bottle of Christmas Spirit is guaranteed to get you in the mood to tell your relatives what you really think of them. Replete with flavours of pine, candy and turkey, this booze will leave you feeling so full you'll barely suffer a hangover at all. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Honor updated: Talented

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Box of Chocolate Bars

Description: 'A box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Big Box of Chocolate Bars

Description: 'A very large box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A very large box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Bag of Bon Bons

Description: 'A pack of Bon Bons. Provides a small happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A pack of Bon Bons. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Box of Bon Bons

Description: 'A box of four luxurious Bon Bons. Provides a small happiness increase when eaten.' to 'A box of four luxurious Bon Bons. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.'

December 29, 2018

Item updated: Box of Extra Strong Mints

Description: 'Wow, whoever needs these must have very bad breath. Provides a small happiness increase when eaten.' to 'Wow, whoever needs these must have very bad breath. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed.'

December 28, 2018

Honor updated: Bulletproof

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

December 27, 2018

Item updated: Amazon Doll

Description: 'Modelled after Wild_Irish_Btch, this doll shows that women can stomp your face into the ground while towering above the men of Torn City. Doll comes equipped with a bag of Cheetos, a Teddy Bear plushie, a replica of Brutus, and an avid love of midgets.' to 'Modeled after Wild_Irish_Btch, this doll shows that women can stomp your face into the ground while towering above the men of Torn City. Doll comes equipped with a bag of Cheetos, a Teddy Bear plushie, a replica of Brutus, and an avid love of midgets.'

December 27, 2018

Honor added: Bulletproof

Description: Gain 100,000,000 defense

December 24, 2018

Item updated: Gronch Mask '18

Description: 'Say hello to everyone's favourite festive villain, The Gronch! Legally distinct from other similar looking childrenÂ’s characters, The Gronch hates Christmas so much heÂ’ll knife anyone wearing an Xmas sweater. And now you too can follow in his bloody snowprints, by sporting this definitely non-copyright infringing Gronch Mask!' to 'Say hello to everyone's favourite festive villain, The Gronch! Legally distinct from other similar looking children's characters, The Gronch hates Christmas so much he'll knife anyone wearing an Xmas sweater. And now you too can follow in his bloody snowprints, by sporting this definitely non-copyright infringing Gronch Mask!'

December 21, 2018

Item updated: Scammer in the Slammer '18

Description: 'YouÂ’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, well here comes Scammer in the Slammer! This 100% asbestos toy can be used to watch over your family and friends to prevent them from selling Snowboards as Skateboards and Vicodin for Xanax. Zachjuv, Perplex and Kapten beware, the Scammer in the Slammer is watching you!' to 'You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, well here comes Scammer in the Slammer! This 100% asbestos toy can be used to watch over your family and friends to prevent them from selling Snowboards as Skateboards and Vicodin for Xanax. Zachjuv, Perplex and Kapten beware, the Scammer in the Slammer is watching you!'

December 20, 2018

Honor updated: Survivalist

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

December 19, 2018

Honor updated: Motorhead

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

December 18, 2018

Honor added: Motorhead

Description: Reach a racing skill of 10

December 17, 2018

Honor updated: Pressure Point

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

December 14, 2018

Honor updated: Fury

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

December 13, 2018

Honor updated: KIA

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Rare'

December 12, 2018

Honor updated: Seeker

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

December 12, 2018

Honor updated: Clotted

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

December 12, 2018

Honor updated: Fury

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare'

December 11, 2018

Item added: Toast Jesus '18

Description: This piece of toast has been burnt in such a way that it seems to depict the face the Son of God. What a glorious miracle! This year, rather than turkey, why not consume our Lord and Savioury Jesus Christ on Christmas Day instead?

December 11, 2018

Item added: Cheesus '18

Description: Forget Edam and Eve. They are nacho saviours. They will not boursin for you. But this Jesus-shaped Cheeto will. For this man is the Son of Gouda, Cheesus Christ. Camembert witness to his glorious legacy. Halloumi brie thy name.

December 11, 2018

Item added: Bottle of Christmas Spirit

Description: This Bottle of Christmas Spirit is guaranteed to get you in the mood to tell your relatives what you really think of them. Replete with flavours of pine, candy and turkey, this booze will leave you feeling so full you'll barely suffer a hangover at all. Provides a very large nerve increase when drank.

December 11, 2018

Item added: Scammer in the Slammer '18

Description: YouÂ’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, well here comes Scammer in the Slammer! This 100% asbestos toy can be used to watch over your family and friends to prevent them from selling Snowboards as Skateboards and Vicodin for Xanax. Zachjuv, Perplex and Kapten beware, the Scammer in the Slammer is watching you!

December 11, 2018

Item added: Gronch Mask '18

Description: Say hello to everyone's favourite festive villain, The Gronch! Legally distinct from other similar looking childrenÂ’s characters, The Gronch hates Christmas so much heÂ’ll knife anyone wearing an Xmas sweater. And now you too can follow in his bloody snowprints, by sporting this definitely non-copyright infringing Gronch Mask!

December 11, 2018

Honor added: Fury

Description: Achieve 10,000 hits

December 9, 2018

Honor updated: Serenity

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Limited'

December 8, 2018

Item updated: Birthday Cake '05

Description: 'Slice of birthday cake left over from the First Birthday of Torn City!!' to 'A slice of cake left over from Torn's first birthday.'

December 8, 2018

Item updated: Fruitcake

Buy price: '0' to '30'

December 8, 2018

Item updated: Staff Haxx Button

Description: 'For a long hard day at the office, when it seems like the help questions and forum reports will just not stop coming in. Never fear the Staff Haxx Button you always wanted is here. May the force be with you!' to 'For a long hard day at the office, when it seems like the help questions and forum reports will just not stop coming in. Never fear, the Staff Haxx Button you always wanted is here. May the force be with you!'

December 6, 2018

Honor updated: Double Dragon

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

December 5, 2018

Honor updated: Pressure Point

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Limited'

December 4, 2018

Honor added: Pressure Point

Description: Achieve 100 one hit kills

December 2, 2018

Honor updated: Optimist

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

November 30, 2018

Honor updated: Freerunner

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

November 29, 2018

Honor updated: Serenity

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

November 28, 2018

Honor updated: Mastermind

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

November 28, 2018

Honor updated: Double Dragon

Description: 'Achieve an assisted attack' to 'Assist in a single attack'

November 28, 2018

Honor updated: Double Dragon

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

November 27, 2018

Honor added: Double Dragon

Description: Achieve an assisted attack

November 27, 2018

Honor updated: Shark Bait

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

November 26, 2018

Honor updated: KIA

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

November 24, 2018

Item updated: Flail

Name: 'Mace' to 'Flail'

November 23, 2018

Item updated: Bottle of Saké

Name: 'Bottle of Sake' to 'Bottle of Saké'

November 23, 2018

Honor updated: Dividend

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

November 22, 2018

Honor updated: OP

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

November 21, 2018

Item updated: Soup Nazi Doll

Description: 'Often seen running loose on IRC, usually before kicking rule breakers with the message No Soup For You!!Believed to have been released by Lestat.' to 'Often seen running loose on IRC, usually before kicking rule breakers with the message No Soup For You!! Believed to have been released by Lestat.'

November 21, 2018

Honor updated: Dividend

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare'

November 20, 2018

Honor updated: Red Camo

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

November 20, 2018

Honor added: Dividend

Description: Receive 100 stock payouts

November 19, 2018

Item updated: Mouser Doll

Description: 'Similar to the one used by Mouser to relieve the stress of dealing with uncooperative staff, annoying n00bs and day to day business of being a Coder in Torn City.' to 'Similar to the one used by Mouser to relieve the stress of dealing with uncooperative staff, annoying n00bs, and day to day business of being a Coder in Torn City.'

November 19, 2018

Item updated: Locked Teddy

Description: 'This bear is covered in chains connected with padlocks. He has been seen locking forum topics around Torn City but has yet to have any of his locks picked.' to 'This bear is covered in chains connected with padlocks. He has been seen locking forum topics around Torn City, but has yet to have any of his locks picked.'

November 19, 2018

Item updated: Pouncer Doll

Description: 'Be careful of Pouncer. She might pounce on you unexpectedly or hit you with a pillow or ducks just like her creator SexySassy.' to 'Be careful of Pouncer. She might pounce on you unexpectedly, or hit you with a pillow or ducks, just like her creator SexySassy.'

November 19, 2018

Item updated: Spammer Doll

Description: 'A very friendly doll with good interaction until you make it mad can hit back pretty hard and starts spamming you even when you think it should be sleeping just like Templar.' to 'A very friendly doll with good interactions, until you make it mad. It can hit back pretty hard, and It will start spamming you, even when you think it should be sleeping, just like Templar.'

November 19, 2018

Item updated: Banana Phone

Description: 'Bright yellow and shaped like a banana and plays Titan's favourite song when it rings. Known to annoy other staff members... may be part of the reason he loves it.' to 'Bright yellow, shaped like a banana, and plays Titan's favourite song when it rings. Known to annoy other staff members... may be part of the reason he loves it.'

November 19, 2018

Item updated: WarPaint Kit

Description: 'The perfect accessory when going off to war. Fashioned after Scarlet's own personal kit containing facial paints made of wolf's blood. Once applied the user is said to gain the prowess of the wolf.' to 'The perfect accessory when going off to war. Fashioned after Scarlet's own personal kit, containing facial paints made of wolf's blood. Once applied, the user is said to gain the prowess of the wolf.'

November 19, 2018

Item updated: Official Ninja Kit

Description: 'The Official Hiro Ninja Kit is a custom fit accessory set for any wannabe ninja. Contains: ninja suit for those stealthy attacks, grappling hook for those difficult larcenies, ninja guide book as penned by Hiro himself. Warning- Not for novices.' to 'The Official Hiro Ninja Kit is a custom fit accessory set for any wannabe ninja. Contains: ninja suit for those stealthy attacks, grappling hook for those difficult larcenies, ninja guide book as penned by Hiro himself. Warning - not for novices.'

November 19, 2018

Item updated: Bunch of Balloons '05

Description: 'Large bunch of brightly coloured balloons left over from the First Birthday of Torn City. How they stay inflated after the party's over no one will ever figure out.' to 'Large bunch of brightly coloured balloons left over from the First Birthday of Torn City. How they stay inflated after the party's over, no one will ever figure out.'

November 19, 2018

Item updated: Cookie Launcher

Description: 'A non-working replica of Mix's Cookie launcher used to launch cookies at his IRC buddies.' to 'A non-working replica of Mix's Cookie launcher, used to launch cookies at his IRC buddies.'

November 19, 2018

Item updated: Dollar Bill Collectible

Description: 'This item is so rare that only a few bills were printed. It can only be obtained on the item market during Dollar Day Sales. It costs one dollar to purchase but due to limited printing it is worth a small fortune' to 'This item is so rare that only a few bills were printed. It can only be obtained on the item market during Dollar Day Sales. It costs one dollar to purchase, but due to limited printing it is worth a small fortune.'

November 19, 2018

Item updated: Friendly Bot Guide

Description: 'Caspeh can be seen lurking around the many channels of IRC and this is your guide to all things bottish! Join and win with Caspeh during the famous Hamster give-aways or kick back and relax with some scrabble - the possibilities are endless with Caspeh's Friendly Bot Guide.' to 'Caspeh can be seen lurking around the many channels of IRC, and this is your guide to all things bottish! Join and win with Caspeh during the famous Hamster give-aways or kick back and relax with some scrabble - the possibilities are endless with Caspeh's Friendly Bot Guide.'

November 19, 2018

Item updated: Brewery Key

Description: 'Grants the holder of the key unlimited access to the Guinness Brewery and also the amazing alcohol tolerance of the Irish.' to 'Grants the holder of the key unlimited access to the Guinness Brewery, and also the amazing alcohol tolerance of the Irish.'

November 15, 2018

Honor updated: Lightspeed

Rarity: 'Extraordinary' to 'Rare'

November 14, 2018

Honor updated: Lightspeed

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extraordinary'

November 13, 2018

Honor added: Lightspeed

Description: Gain 100,000,000 speed

November 11, 2018

Honor updated: Flatline

Rarity: 'Common' to 'Very Common'

November 11, 2018

Honor updated: Reinforced

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

November 10, 2018

Honor updated: The Whole Nine Yards

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

November 10, 2018

Honor updated: To The Limit

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Extraordinary'

November 10, 2018

Honor updated: Guardian Angel

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

November 9, 2018

Honor updated: Keen

Description: 'Spy on people 100 times' to 'Spy on people while in the army 100 times'

November 7, 2018

Honor updated: Smart Alec

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Blood Money

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Bar Breaker

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Aiding And Abetting

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Don't Drop It

Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Society's Worst

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Freedom Isn't Free

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Chainer 1

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Flatline

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Chainer 2

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Carnage

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Chainer 3

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: The High Life

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Half Way There

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Survivor

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: The Whole Nine Yards

Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: To The Limit

Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Energize

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Second Chance

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Wholesaler

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Spinner

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Deadlock

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Eco Friendly

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Shark Bait

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Bargain Hunter

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Redline

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Jackpot

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Lucky Break

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Departure

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Globally Effective

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Domination

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Supremacy

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Parallel

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Globule

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Electric Dream

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Pepperoni

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Constellations

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Acute

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Resistance

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Retro

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Christmas in Torn

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Brainz

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Time Traveller

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Serenity

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Glimmer

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Forgiven

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Futurity

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Supernova

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Highs and Lows

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: One in Six

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Champion

Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Twenty-One

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Clotted

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Protege

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Ecstatic

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Energetic

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Anaemic

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Vampire

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Transfusion

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Awesome

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Lame

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Mediocre

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Trick or Treat

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Torniversary

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Chainer 4

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Chainer 5

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Massacre

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Genocide

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Semper Fortis

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Sidekick

Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Reinforced

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Survivalist

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Turbocharged

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Daddys New Shoes

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Unarmed

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Tireless

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Worth it

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Talented

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Tough

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Alcoholic

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Diabetic

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Sodaholic

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Bibliophile

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Tourist

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Mastermind

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: You've Got Some Nerve

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Frequent Flyer

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Buffed

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Guardian Angel

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: 10-Stack

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: OP

Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Freerunner

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Powerhouse

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Mighty Roar

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor added: Smart Alec

Description: Complete 10 education courses

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Healthy

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Lean

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Athletic

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Fit

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Toned

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Cuba

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Uruguay

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Mexico

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Myanmar

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Netherlands

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: New Zealand

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Norway

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Pakistan

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Philippines

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Poland

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Portugal

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Russia

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Saudi Arabia

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Serbia

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Singapore

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Slovakia

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Slovenia

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: South Africa

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: South Korea

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Spain

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Sweden

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Switzerland

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Thailand

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Turkey

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: United Arab Emirates

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: United Kingdom

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Vietnam

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Wales

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Maradona

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Cascado

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Land Of Promise

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Hula

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: The Rising Sun

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: British Pride

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Cape Town

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Like The Celebs

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Year Of The Dragon

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Toronto

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Spray And Pray

Rarity: '' to 'Very Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Stumped

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Axe Wound

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Pin Puller

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Lend A Hand

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Yours Says Replica...

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: 2800 Ft/S

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Cartridge Packer

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Act Of Faith

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: The Stabbist

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Slasher

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Two Halves Make A Hole

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Civil Offence

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Escobar

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Stroke Bringer

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: We Have A Breach

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: RDD

Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Smile, You're On Camera

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Breaking And Entering

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Professional

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Joy Rider

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Bug

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Chasm

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Fascination

Rarity: '' to 'Very Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Keen

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: There And Back

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Stairway To Heaven

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Velutinous

Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Standard Bar

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Default

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: England

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Afghanistan

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Albania

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Andorra

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Bahrain

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Barbados

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Belarus

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Cambodia

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Chile

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Colombia

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Confederate

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Cyprus

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Former USSR

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Ghana

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Greenland

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Haiti

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Iceland

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Jamaica

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Jolly Roger

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Kazakhstan

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Kuwait

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Laos

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Morocco

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Nepal

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Nigeria

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Northern Ireland

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Oman

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Palestine

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Peru

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Puerto Rico

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Qatar

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Gay Pride

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Romania

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Scotland

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Sri Lanka

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Taiwan

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Tunisia

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Ukraine

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: United Nations

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Mission Accomplished

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Allure

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Jack Of All Trades

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Labyrinth

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Silicon Valley

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Two's Company

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Three's a Crowd

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Social Butterfly

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: The Affronted

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: KIA

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Good Friday

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: The Socialist

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Proven Capacity

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Master Of One

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Purple Heart

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: 50 Cal

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: 007

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Seeker

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Domino Effect

Rarity: '' to 'Very Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Discovery

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Bounty Hunter

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Bronze Belt

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Silver Belt

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Gold Belt

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Dead Or Alive

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Poker King

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Optimist

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Middleman

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Behemoth

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Draco

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Phoenix

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Abaddon

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Web Of Perks

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Couch Potato

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Pyramid Scheme

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: I'm Watching You

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Smokin' Barrels

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Moneybags

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: I'm a Real Doctor

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Journalist

Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Find A Penny, Pick It Up

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Magical Veins

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Loan Shark

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Luxury Real Estate

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Green, Green Grass

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Mile High Club

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Pocket Money

Rarity: '' to 'Very Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: The Beautiful City

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Slow Bomb

Rarity: '' to 'Extremely Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Kill Streaker 1

Rarity: '' to 'Very Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Kill Streaker 2

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Kill Streaker 3

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Another Brick In The Wall

Rarity: '' to 'Very Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Stock Analyst

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Precision

Rarity: '' to 'Very Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Driving Elite

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Self Defense

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Florence Nightingale

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Fire Starter

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Candy Man

Rarity: '' to 'Very Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Spaced Out

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Night Walker

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Machinist

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Who's Frank?

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Party Animal

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Horse Tranquilizer

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Acid Dream

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: The Fields Of Opium

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: I Think I See Dead People

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Crank It Up

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Angel Dust

Rarity: '' to 'Extraordinary'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Free Energy

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Painkiller

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Woodland Camo

Rarity: '' to 'Very Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Desert Storm Camo

Rarity: '' to 'Very Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Urban Camo

Rarity: '' to 'Very Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Arctic Camo

Rarity: '' to 'Very Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Fall Camo

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Yellow Camo

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Digital Camo

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Red Camo

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Blue Camo

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Orange Camo

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Pink Camo

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Zebra Skin

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Leopard Skin

Rarity: '' to 'Limited'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Tiger Skin

Rarity: '' to 'Rare'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Biology Bachelor

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Business Bachelor

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Combat Bachelor

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: ICT Bachelor

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Defense Bachelor

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: General Bachelor

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Fitness Bachelor

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: History Bachelor

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Law Bachelor

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Mathematics Bachelor

Rarity: '' to 'Uncommon'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Psychology Bachelor

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Sports Bachelor

Rarity: '' to 'Common'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: United States

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Argentina

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Australia

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Austria

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Bangladesh

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Belgium

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Bosnia & Herzegovina

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Brazil

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Brunei

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Bulgaria

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Canada

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: China

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Croatia

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Czech

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Denmark

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Egypt

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: El Salvador

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Estonia

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Finland

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: France

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Germany

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Greece

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Guyana

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Hong Kong

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Hungary

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: India

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Indonesia

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Iran

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Iraq

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Ireland

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Israel

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Italy

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Japan

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Latvia

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Lebanon

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Lithuania

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Malaysia

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Malta

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

November 6, 2018

Honor updated: Mauritius

Rarity: '' to 'Unknown Rarity'

October 30, 2018

Item updated: Egyptian Amulet

Description: 'These amulets, often in the form of a scarab beetle, were left in tombs as grave goods or given to people and the gods as presents. The Scarab, or 'Kheper' (which means "to transform"), was used in many of the pharaonic names. Pharaoh Amenhotep III was famous for his group of '5 scarabs'. This particluar amulet is made from fired clay.' to 'These amulets, often in the form of a scarab beetle, were left in tombs as grave goods or given to people and the gods as presents. The Scarab, or 'Kheper' (which means "to transform"), was used in many of the pharaonic names. Pharaoh Amenhotep III was famous for his group of '5 scarabs'. This particular amulet is made from fired clay.'

October 30, 2018

Honor added: Athletic

Description: Attain 1,000,000 total stats

October 25, 2018

Item updated: Fruitcake

Description: 'Everyone gets one of these, and no one wants it. Hard and stale, it makes a great weapon, though!' to 'Everyone gets one of these, and no one wants it. Hard and stale.'

October 23, 2018

Item added: Halloween Basket

Description: This Halloween basket can be used to pilfer sweets, booze and energy drinks from your fellow trick or treaters. It is made from 100% Vinyl Chloride, a carcinogen which is known to leech toxic chemicals into liquids and foodstuffs.

October 23, 2018

Item added: Michael Myers Mask '18

Description: Originally based on the face of William Shatner, this iconic mask was most famously worn by the villain of the Halloween movies, Michael Myers; a fictional murderer not to be confused with the real life guy who played Shrek.

October 23, 2018

Honor added: Sodaholic

Description: Drink 500 cans of energy drink

October 19, 2018

Item updated: Book : Ugly Energy

Description: 'If there's one thing ugly people are known for it's their enthusiasm - because when you have a face that looks like you've fallen out of the ugly tree, been dragged through the whole hideous forest, chopped down by a grotesque lumber corporation and fashioned into the most vomit-inducing coffee table the world has ever seen...you've got to make a bit of an effort. In Ugly Energy we help you feel more energetic by teaching you how to disfigure your own face using nothing but a screwdriver, two tubs of mayonnaise and an industrial belt sander. And once you've messed up those stunning looks of yours, you'll begin to massively overcompensate and release the true power locked behind that one gorgeous mush.

"I used to be pretty, but now I do stuff instead...literally all the stuff"
- Lady Gaga

Effect: Increases maximum energy by 100 for 31 days' to 'If there's one thing ugly people are known for it's their enthusiasm - because when you have a face that looks like you've fallen out of the ugly tree, been dragged through the whole hideous forest, chopped down by a grotesque lumber corporation and fashioned into the most vomit-inducing coffee table the world has ever seen...you've got to make a bit of an effort. In Ugly Energy we help you feel more energetic by teaching you how to disfigure your own face using nothing but a screwdriver, two tubs of mayonnaise and an industrial belt sander. And once you've messed up those stunning looks of yours, you'll begin to massively overcompensate and release the true power locked behind that one gorgeous mush.

"I used to be pretty, but now I do stuff instead...literally all the stuff"
- Lady Gaga

Effect: Increases maximum energy to 250 for 31 days'

October 16, 2018

Honor added: Mighty Roar

Description: Gain 100,000,000 strength

October 15, 2018

Item updated: Donator Pack

Sell price: '26000000' to '26300000'

October 9, 2018

Honor added: 10-Stack

Description: Increase a merit upgrade to its maximum

October 8, 2018

Item updated: Donator Pack