Honor updated: Chainer 1

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Honor updated: Fresh Start

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Bandolier

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Boss Fight

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Wham!

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Honor updated: Frequent Flyer

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Tangerine

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Green Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Purple Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Blue Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Honor updated: 007

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Vae Victis

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Christmas in Torn

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Honor updated: Boom!

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Crank It Up

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Welcome

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item added: Broken Bauble

Description: Pre-broken for your convenience, this Christmas bauble can be deployed in and around the home wherever bare feet are likely to tread. Made from ultra-brittle plastic, the razor-sharp shards of the broken bauble are guaranteed to pierce the skin of even the most calloused foot when stepped upon. More painful than a Lego Brick, and less noticable than a bear trap, why not recreate one of the most famous scenes from Home Alone this Christmas by decorating your living room carpet with this delightfully agonising accessory.

Honor updated: Overtime

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Boss Of All Bosses

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item added: Helmet of Justice

Description: The Helmet of Justice marks out the wearer as a paradigm of honor and integrity, and is bestowed only upon those deemed virtuous enough to have earned S.T.A.F.F. status. Vanquisher of trolls, hunter of multis, solver of minor administrative woes, S.T.A.F.F. are crucial to the smooth running of Torn City, and this piece of iconic headwear sends a simple, yet effective message to those who would wreak havoc upon the innocent: Staff Are Law.

Honor updated: Crucifixion

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Lavish

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Welcome

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Limited

Honor updated: Bam!

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Sand

Description: "There's nothing worse than getting sand in your eyes, especially in the middle of a fight with an aggressive stranger. Sand causes your opponent to become temporarily blinded, although this effect wears off gradually over time." to "There's nothing worse than getting sand in your eyes, especially in the middle of a fight with an aggressive stranger. Sand causes your opponent to become temporarily blinded, although this effect wears off over time."

Item updated: Dungarees

Description: "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic." to "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic. In America, dungarees are known as overalls, but not in Torn. Overall, the term overall doesn't make overall sense, given that this slutty combination of jean shorts and a denim vest does not cover over all of your body."

Item updated: Kodachi

Name: Kodachi Swords to Kodachi

Item updated: Kodachi

Description: "These 2-foot short swords offer both beginners and masters speed and agility on both defense and offense." to "This 2-foot blade is considered too short to be classified as a sword, and yet at the same time it is too long to be a dagger. Consisting of a curved, single-edged blade, the Kodachi was wielded by Samurai during Japan's feudal period, and it may also have been used by civilians, who were not permitted to own longer swords such as those used by warriors and officials."

Honor updated: Yoink

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Bam!

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Wham!

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Boom!

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Rare

Honor updated: Bam!

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Limited

Honor updated: Kapow!

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor updated: Wham!

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Uncommon

Honor added: Bam!

Description: Deal over 1,000,000 total damage

Honor added: Kapow!

Description: Deal over 100,000,000 total damage

Honor added: Wham!

Description: Deal over 100,000 total damage

Honor added: Boom!

Description: Deal over 10,000,000 total damage

Honor updated: Lovestruck

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Nice

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: Tangerine

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Tiger King Mask '20

Description: "" to "Joe Exotic will be forever remembered as the face that got us through the early days of the Coronavirus lockdown, and now you can wear that face by sporting this iconic Tiger King Mask. Feel free to wear it as you mistreat tigers, flirt with an 18-year-old toothless hillbilly, or as you’re murdering that b***h Carole Baskin."

Item updated: Medical Mask

Description: "" to "Demonstrate to the world what a kind, considerate, and courteous citizen you are by proudly wearing this Medical Mask over your mouth and nose. Wearing a face covering marks you out as a pillar of society, and lets others know that you are willing to temporarily breathe in some of your own breath to avoid killing your grandmother."

Item updated: Chin Diaper

Description: "" to "If you’re the kind of person who likes to “stick it to the man” by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don’t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?"

Item updated: Tighty Whities

Description: "" to "A pair of snug, white underpants are 100% guaranteed to show off your thunderous man-bulge in all its magnificent glory. Made from breathable cotton, your meat and two veg will be safe, secure, and sweat-free in these naughty little boy-briefs. "

Item added: Tangerine

Description: Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people’s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don’t deserve proper presents because they’ve been utter bastards all year.

Honor updated: Labyrinth

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Spinner

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Resurrection

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Item added: Chin Diaper

Description:

Item added: Tighty Whities

Description:

Item updated: Glasses

Name: Pair of Glasses to Glasses

Item added: Tiger King Mask '20

Description:

Item added: Medical Mask

Description:

Honor updated: Honored

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: On Track

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Cyber Punk

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: Gold Chain

Type: Clothing to Jewelry

Honor updated: Triple Tap

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Find A Penny, Pick It Up

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Item updated: Raven MP25

Description: "The Raven MP25 holds 17 rounds per magazine. It can deliver powerful, quick blows to the opponent at short range." to "The Raven MP25 holds 6 rounds per magazine. It can deliver powerful, quick blows to the opponent at short range."

Honor updated: You've Got Some Nerve

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Pin Puller

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Flip Flops

Name: Orthopedic Shoes to Flip Flops

Item updated: Flip Flops

Description: "Orthopedic Shoes are designed to correct issues in the feet, ankles or legs. So if you've got bunions, a wonky gait or one massive leg that's far longer than the other, a pair of these shoes will have you mincing like a normie in no time." to "Flip Flops are commonly worn at the beach or on holiday, but those of an elderly persuasion are fond of wearing them with a pair of socks underneath. Pensioners probably do this due to the wretched state of their ancient feet, which makes you wonder why they don't just wear a pair of damn shoes instead."

Item updated: AK74U

Name: AK74u to AK74U

Item updated: AK74U

Description: "A shortened AK74. The AK74u has roughly the same dimensions and range as most Submachine Guns, but has the advantage of standard issue assault rifle ammunition." to "A shortened AK74. The AK74U has roughly the same dimensions and range as most Submachine Guns, but has the advantage of standard issue assault rifle ammunition."

Honor updated: The Rising Sun

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Level Ninety

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Cat Burglar

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Something Humerus

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Phantastic

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Chain Saver

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Phantastic

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Something Humerus

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor updated: Phantastic

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

Honor added: Something Humerus

Description: Upgrade your Halloween Basket to Terrifying

Honor added: Oh My Gourd!

Description: Upgrade your Halloween Basket to Nightmarish

Honor added: Phantastic

Description: Upgrade your Halloween Basket to Frightful

Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20

Description: "" to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King’s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float."

Item added: Pennywise Mask '20

Description:

Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Yoink

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Pink Camo

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Leonidas

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Velutinous

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Chain Saver

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Chain Saver

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor added: Chain Saver

Description: Save a 100+ chain 10 seconds before it breaks

Honor updated: Devastation

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Item updated: Cardholder

Description: "Cardholders are bought by people too rich to carry cash, but too poor to have their PA pay for their groceries. This particular cardholder could contain one of several types of cards. But the most important thing is that it won't ruin your silhouette when you store it in your ass pocket." to "Cardholders are bought by people too rich to carry cash, but too poor to have their PA pay for their groceries. This particular cardholder might contain one of several types of cards you can steal but the most important thing is that it won't ruin your silhouette when you store it in your ass pocket."

Item updated: Billfold

Description: "A billfold is thinner and has fewer compartments than a wallet, but to make up for it they often contain more cash than a stripper's g-string. The only problem with a billfold is having to deal with people who compliment your "fancy new wallet", as you'll have to correct them, to which they will reply "I don't care"." to "A billfold is thinner and has fewer compartments than a wallet, but they can hold more cash than a stripper's g-string. The only problem with a billfold is having to deal with people who compliment your "fancy new wallet", as you'll have to correct them, to which they will reply "I don't care"."

Item updated: Zip Wallet

Description: "Zip wallets are for people who refuse to embrace chaos. If it is destiny that your driver's license should fall out of your wallet and end up in the hands of a methed-up sex criminal who proceeds to track you down and consume your toenail clippings, then who are you to deny the will of the universe? This Zip Wallet may contain useful items, but it will not save you from your predetermined fate." to "Zip wallets are wallets for those who refuse to embrace chaos. If it is destiny that your driver's license should fall out of your wallet and end up in the hands of a methed-up sex criminal who tracks you down so he may consume your toenail clippings, then who are you to deny the will of the universe? This Zip Wallet may contain useful items, but it will not save you from your predetermined fate."

Item updated: Clutch

Description: "In 1832 famed biologist Henri Latrine discovered that women were deathly allergic to pockets, hence why it is illegal for ladies' clothing to possess hidden compartments to this day. It is for this reason that the Clutch Bag was invented, to enable the fairer sex to transport their various accoutrements without having to store them in their mouth. This Clutch Bag may contain anything from cash to make-up, through to old receipts and the number of a man who was both creepy and persistent." to "In 1832 famed biologist Henri Latrine discovered that women were deathly allergic to pockets, hence why it is illegal for ladies' clothing to possess hidden compartments to this day. The Clutch Bag was invented to enable the fairer sex to transport their various accoutrements without having to store them in their mouth. This Clutch Bag may contain anything from cash to make-up, through to old receipts and the number of a man who was both creepy and persistent."

Item updated: Syringe

Description: "This unused 5ml syringe could be used to inject yourself with all manner of intoxicating substances. Or, if you're thrifty, you might use it to refill an off-brand printer cartridge and save yourself some dough. Just make sure you don't get confused halfway through and overdose on Magenta. " to "This unused 5ml syringe could be used to inject yourself with all manner of intoxicating substances. Or, if you're thrifty, you might use it to refill an off-brand printer cartridge and save yourself some dough. Just make sure you don't get confused and overdose on Magenta. "

Item updated: Booty Shorts

Description: "Not everyone can pull off a pair of booty shorts, especially if it's a hot day and they've stuck to the inside of your buttcheeks. This pair of leopard-print crack-snugglers are perfect for those whose friends have no imagination, because they leave absolutely nothing to it. There's no need to upload pictures of food to Instagram when you're wearing these things, because everyone can see what you had for dinner." to "Not everyone can pull off a pair of Booty Shorts, especially if it's a hot day and they've stuck to the inside of your ass-flaps. These leopard-print crack-snugglers are perfect for those whose friends have no imagination, because they leave absolutely nothing to it. There's no need to upload pictures of your food to Instagram while wearing Booty Shorts this tight, because everyone can see what you had for dinner."

Item updated: Collar

Description: "When people see you wearing a collar they are liable to suppose one of two things. Either you're a goth, or you're under the influence of a 40-something online dom who has convinced you you're his sex slave to mask the fact he doesn't know what he's doing in the bedroom. You were hoping to meet your very own Christian Grey, but he'll turn out to be more of a Christopher Beige." to "When people see you wearing a collar they are liable to suppose one of two things. Either you're a goth, or you're under the influence of a 40-something online dom who has convinced you you're his sex slave to mask the fact he doesn't know how to please a woman. You were hoping to meet your very own Christian Grey, but he's more of a Christopher Beige."

Item updated: Ball Gown

Description: "This floor-length Ball Gown is so elegant it could make a princess out of a pig. Hewn from luxurious chiffon in a shade of purple known as Deluge, the way this dress exposes the full glory of your décolletage means you'll be deluged with suitors before you've had time to dance a single step. " to "This floor-length Ball Gown is so elegant it could make a princess out of a pig. Hewn from luxurious chiffon in a shade of purple known as Deluge, the way this dress exposes the full glory of your décolletage means you'll be deluged with suitors before you've had time to wonder why your drink tastes sleepy."

Item updated: Wedding Dress

Description: "Wedding dresses are like Crocs; you know you've messed up if you wear them more than once. This particular Wedding Dress is an off-the-rack number made from white satin, meaning you could spill a White Russian all over it and nobody would notice. " to "Wedding dresses are like Crocs; it's tragic if you wear them more than once in your life. This particular Wedding Dress is an off-the-rack number made from white satin, meaning you could spill a White Russian all over it and nobody would notice."

Item updated: Nightgown

Description: "The only thing better than wearing a silk nightgown to bed is dying in your sleep - peacefully, of course. Contemporary nightgowns are mostly worn by women, but can also be worn by men who are expecting to be visited by three judgemental spirits in the dead of night. This particular nightgown has a buttoned-up access panel about the rear for the release of nightly discharge." to "The only thing better than wearing a silk nightgown to bed is dying in your sleep - peacefully, of course. Contemporary nightgowns are mostly worn by women, but can also be worn by men awaiting a visit by three judgemental spirits in the dead of night. This particular nightgown has a buttoned-up access panel about the rear for the release of nightly discharge."

Item updated: Elegant Cache

Description: "Coco Chanel once said that elegance is when the inside is as beautiful as the outside, but she was also a Nazi agent, so who cares what she thinks. Upon opening, this Elegant Cache will bestow upon you an item of such luxury that you will be immediately marked out as someone worth mugging." to "Coco Chanel once said that elegance is when the inside is as beautiful as the outside, but she was a Nazi agent, so who cares what she thinks. Upon opening, this Elegant Cache will bestow upon you an item of such luxury that you will be immediately marked out as someone worth mugging."

Item updated: Naughty Cache

Description: "The Naughty Cache is the kind of item you keep at the back of the wardrobe away from the children and your mother-in-law. Inside this crate you will find a single item that will transform your sex life. It could be a blindfold to increase suspense, a maid uniform for role-play, or it might be a ball gag to stop your husband making weird noises at the point of orgasm. Whatever's inside, please wash it before use." to "The Naughty Cache is the kind of item you keep at the back of the wardrobe away from the children and your mother-in-law. Inside this crate you will find a single item that will transform your sex life. It could be a blindfold to increase suspense, a maid uniform for role-play, or a garden gnome butt-plug eight inches in diameter. Whatever's inside, please wash it before use."

Item updated: Elderly Cache

Description: "Due to the unattractive nature of their withered physique, the elderly are required by law to wear as many clothes as possible so as not to put anyone off their dinner. This Elderly Cache contains items of clothing well-suited to those of a wrinkled disposition, with most pieces coming in a shade known as forgettable beige." to "Due to the unattractive nature of their withered physique, the elderly are required by law to wear as many clothes as possible so as not to put people off their dinner. This Elderly Cache contains an item of clothing suited to those of a wrinkled disposition, with most pieces coming in a shade known as forgettable mauve."

Item updated: Armor Cache

Description: "Pretty armor does not make a warrior, but it will keep the blood inside your body while you wait for your friends to turn up. This Armor Cache will provide you with one piece of armor. We make no promises that it will stop you from being killed." to "Pretty armor does not make a warrior, but it will keep the blood inside your body while you wait for your mates to turn up. This Armor Cache will provide you with one piece of armor. We make no promises that it will stop you from being killed to death."

Item updated: Small Arms Cache

Description: "Despite its name implying otherwise, the Small Arms Cache cannot be opened by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Upon opening this crate, you will receive a small, lightweight firearm that you can use to cause injury and / or death to your opponents and / or friends. " to "Despite its name implying otherwise, the Small Arms Cache cannot be opened by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Upon opening this crate, you will receive a small, lightweight firearm that you can use to cause injury and / or death to your opponents and / or lover."

Item updated: Spy Camera

Description: "Ever wanted to know what your uncle does in the shed late at night? Install this Spy Camera in a discrete location and find out exactly how troubling his personal habits are. This Spy Camera is made in China, so everything it records will appear as if it had been filmed through a potato. " to "Ever wanted to know what your uncle does in the shed late at night? Install this Spy Camera in a discrete location and find out why he's on an FBI watchlist. This Spy Camera is made in China, so everything it records will appear as if it had been filmed through a potato."

Item updated: Heart Sunglasses

Description: "If you're an Elton John cosplayer or simply wish to hide the hate behind your sunken eyes, these Heart Sunglasses will do the job. Obviously the hearts which these glasses depict do not in any way resemble real human hearts. But legend has it that if you fly to South Africa on a Tuesday, you can pick up pair of liver sunglasses which are surprisingly realistic." to "If you're an Elton John cosplayer or simply wish to hide the hate behind your sunken eyes, these Heart Sunglasses will do the job. Obviously the hearts which these glasses depict do not in any way resemble real human hearts. But legend has it that if you fly to South Africa on a Tuesday, you can pick up pair of surprisingly realistic liver aviators."

Item updated: Hair Bow

Description: "A Hair Bow may look cute, but they also serve as a signal to others that your hair is a gift to them. When wearing a Hair Bow you must be vigilant, and avoid accessorizing with matching gift tag earrings." to "A Hair Bow may look cute, but they also serve as a signal to others that your hair is a gift to them. When wearing a Hair Bow you must therefore be vigilant, and avoid accessorizing with matching gift tag earrings, lest you be scalped by a confused onlooker."

Item updated: Dungarees

Description: "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute and creative "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic." to "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic."

Item updated: Tights

Description: "Tights were invented in 1965 by the famous bankrobber Ian Tights, who wished to obscure his appearance while performing criminal acts. In the 1980's, women found a new use for tights as a leg covering, with these thin, nylon garments helping to hide the fact that they hadn't shaved them due to feminism. Today, men and women of all ages enjoy wearing tights, mostly thanks to a resurgence in their popularity caused by the 1993 documentary Robin Hood: Men in Tights." to "Tights were invented in 1965 by the famous bankrobber Ian Tights, who wished to obscure his appearance while performing criminal acts. In the 1980's, women found a new use for tights as a leg covering, with these thin, nylon garments helping to hide the fact that they hadn't shaved their trouser-arms due to feminism. Today, men and women of all ages enjoy wearing tights, thanks to a resurgence in their popularity caused by the 1993 documentary Robin Hood: Men in Tights."

Item updated: Bowler Hat

Description: "Also known as a billycock, bob hat, bombin or derby, the Bowler Hat was once the preserve of city gentleman, and were a key part of typical business attire until the 1970's. These days, Bowler Hats are exclusively worn by Dr Watson cosplayers and people going through a steampunk phase." to "Also known as a billycock, bob hat, bombin or derby, the Bowler Hat was once the preserve of city gentleman, being a key part of typical business attire until the 1970's. These days, Bowler Hats are exclusively worn by Dr Watson cosplayers and people going through a steampunk phase."

Item updated: Bow Tie

Description: "If you're attending a fancy dinner and want to look smart, or you want to dress like a 12-year-old chess prodigy whose parents pushed him so hard he is unable to form meaningful friendships in adulthood, the Bow Tie is the perfect accessory for both. This one is made from red silk, and should be paired with a red pocket square and a smug, condescending outlook toward others. " to "If you're attending a fancy dinner and want to look smart, or you want to dress like a 12-year-old chess prodigy whose parents pushed him so hard he is unable to form meaningful friendships in adulthood, the Bow Tie is the perfect accessory. This one is made from red silk, and should be paired with a red pocket square and a smug, condescending outlook toward your peers."

Item updated: Neck Tie

Description: "This red neck tie screams authority. The minute you sport this bad boy to the office everyone will stop to listen to you, even if you have zero comprehension of the topic at hand. Made from pure silk, this tie can also be used as an emergency bandana. " to "This red neck tie screams authority. The minute you sport this bad boy to the office everyone will stop to listen to you, even if you have nothing useful to say. Made from pure silk, this tie can also be used as an emergency bandana."

Item updated: Blazer

Description: "Blazers are a multipurpose item which can be worn by everyone, from business bros and bridegrooms through to schoolboys and boat jerks. Team this dark gray blazer with a pair of blue jeans for that ultimate "poor guy cosplaying a rich man" look." to "Blazers are a multipurpose item which can be worn by everyone from business bros and bridegrooms through to schoolboys and boat jerks. Team this dark gray blazer with a pair of blue jeans for that ultimate "poor guy cosplaying a rich guy" look."

Item updated: Derby Shoes

Description: "Derby Shoes were once worn by hunters and sportsmen, but today they are considered suitable for both formal and semi-formal styles. The Derby is an open laced shoe, meaning the quarters are sewn on top of the vamp, making them easy to put on. If you neither know nor care what that means, you may be interested to learn that the Derby was invented for the 19th Century Earl of Derby, who was so fat he had trouble putting his regular shoes on. And if that isn't a legacy, I don't know what is." to "Derby Shoes were once worn by hunters and sportsmen, but today they are suitable for occasions both formal and informal. The Derby is an open laced shoe, meaning the quarters are sewn on top of the vamp, which makes them easy to put on. If you neither know nor care what that means, you may be interested to learn that the Derby was invented for the 19th Century Earl of Derby, who was so fat he had trouble putting his regular shoes on. And if that isn't a legacy, I don't know what is."

Item updated: Smoking Jacket

Description: "Smoking Jackets were designed in the 19th Century for men who wanted to enjoy the calming pleasures of tobacco, but didn't want their clothes to smell absolutely rank. The most iconic colorway for a Smoking Jacket is Burgundy and Black, with silk or velvet the preferred material. Famous aficionados of the garment include Hugh Hefner and Saddam Hussein." to "Smoking Jackets were designed in the 19th Century for men who wanted to enjoy tobacco without their clothes smelling absolutely rank. The most iconic colorway for a Smoking Jacket is Burgundy and Black, with silk or velvet the preferred material. Famous aficionados of the garment include Fred Astaire, Hugh Hefner, and 2006 Playmate of the Year Saddam Hussein."

Item updated: Monocle

Description: "Consisting of a circular lens within a wire frame attached to a short string or chain, the Monocle was intended as a corrective piece of eyewear used to enhance your vision in one single eye. However, with the advancement of modern optometry, these items became obsolete, and were instead used to signify one's wealth, or their identity as the Monopoly man." to "Consisting of a circular lens within a wire frame attached to a short string or chain, the Monocle is a piece of corrective eyewear used to enhance your vision in one single eye. With the advancements of modern optometry and the death of Patrick Moore, the monocle has now been rendered obsolete."

Item updated: Paint Mask

Description: "Would you like to avoid huffing half a gallon of paint into your lungs while you're repainting the spare bedroom? Then this Paint Mask is the product for you. Its particulate cotton filters ensure that your airways are free from both fumes and droplets. WARNING: Does not protect against airborne viruses or non-lethal crowd control systems. " to "Would you like to avoid huffing half a gallon of paint into your lungs while repainting the spare bedroom? Then this Paint Mask is the product for you, as its particulate cotton filters ensure your airways are free from both fumes and droplets. WARNING: Does not protect against airborne viruses. "

Item updated: Ladder

Description: "Ladders were traditionally used to help people avoid snakes, but these days they have all sorts of uses; scaling a tree to retrieve a cat, peeping into your neighbor's bedroom window late at night, and gaining entry to the Ladder Owners Club of Torn. This ladder is made from flimsy aluminium and has been described as "a death trap" by online reviewers. What will you use your ladder for?" to "Ladders were traditionally used to help people avoid snakes, but these days they have all sorts of uses; scaling a tree to retrieve a cat, peeping into your neighbor's bedroom window late at night to look at their cat, and gaining entry to the Ladder Owners Club of Torn. This ladder is made from flimsy aluminium and has been described as "a death trap" by online reviewers."

Item updated: Wire Cutters

Description: "The sharp steel blades of these industrial-sized wire cutters are capable of cutting through cables that are a maximum of 1cm thick. You can also cut cables that are not as thick as this, if you so desire. These cutters cannot be used to cut through the seminal crime drama The Wire, however, but you could use them to pinch off your cable TV connection if you wanted. " to "The sharp steel blades of these industrial-sized wire cutters are capable of cutting cables up to 1cm thick. You can also cut cables that are not as thick as this, if you so desire. The one thing these cutters cannot be used to cut through is the ground-breaking crime drama The Wire."

Item updated: Fur Scarf

Description: "When you wear a fur scarf it tells others that you like animals too much to wear a full coat of their skin, but not so much that you wouldn't fashion them into an accessory. Constructed from a gorgeous blend of Chinchilla and boy fur, this scarf is 100% vegan unfriendly." to "When you wear a fur scarf it tells others that you like animals too much to wear a full coat of their skin, but not so much that you wouldn't fashion them into an accessory. Constructed from a gorgeous blend of Chinchilla and Madagascan boy fur, this scarf is 100% vegan unfriendly."

Item updated: Fur Hat

Description: "In Red Dead Redemption 2 you can construct many different types of fur hat out of a range of interesting animals, from grizzlies and wolves through to beavers and racoons. In Torn, you get just one. And it's made from cat hair." to "In Red Dead Redemption 2 you can construct many different types of fur hat out of a range of interesting animals, from grizzlies and wolves through to beavers and racoons. In Torn, you get just one, and it's made from cat hair."

Item updated: Platform Shoes

Description: "Platform Shoes were popular with both men and women throughout history, and while today they are more commonly seen as a feminine item, discrete platform shoes are still worn by "short kings" to disguise their lack of vertical manhood. These dusky pink platforms come with a 100% money back guarantee that you'll sprain your ankle in them at least once a week." to "Platform Shoes were popular with both men and women throughout history, and while today they are more commonly seen as a feminine item, discrete platform shoes are still worn by "short kings" to disguise their lack of vertical manhood. These dusky pink platforms come with a 100% money back guarantee that you'll sprain your ankle in them within the first 30 days."

Item updated: Silver Flats

Name: Ballerina Flats to Silver Flats

Item updated: Silver Flats

Description: "Ballerina Flats are a type of women's shoe with virtually no sole at all, in contrast to actual ballerinas, who are known to have no soul. Their design is inspired by the traditional ballerina shoe worn by performers of said artform, and they are considered a fashionable alternative to high heels - although decidedly less useful as a weapon." to "These Silver Flats are notable for their lack of sole, whereas the music of Ed Sheeran is known for its distinct lack of soul. Made from a mixture of recycled trash and commercial adhesive, Ed Sheeran has sold over 150 million terrible records. This fact has nothing to do with these shoes, which are fine if you like that sort of thing."

Item updated: Crystal Bracelet

Description: "This Crystal Bracelet is as gaudy as it is shiny. Constructed from reasonable quality silver by Francis Montana, Torn's resident jeweller, this bracelet is studded with white topaz crystals, which are said to improve the wearer's mental clarity - something which much of Torn's populace could benefit from greatly." to "Crystal Bracelets are as gaudy as they are shiny. Constructed from reasonable quality silver by Francis Montana, Torn's resident jeweller, this bracelet is studded with white topaz crystals, which are said to improve the wearer's mental clarity - something which much of Torn's populace could benefit from greatly."

Item updated: Cocktail Ring

Description: "Cocktail Rings are also known as statement rings, given that they are chunky and feature a large, often fake gemstone in their settings. Quite what statement the wearer intends to make is down to the individual, but given the sheer size of this thing, you'd certainly make an impression if you punched someone while wearing it. " to "Cocktail Rings are also known as statement rings, given that they are chunky and feature a large, often fake gemstone in their settings. Quite what statement the wearer intends to make is down to you, but given the sheer size of this thing, you'd certainly make an impression if you punched someone in the temple with it."

Item updated: Square Sunglasses

Name: Big Sunglasses to Square Sunglasses

Item updated: Square Sunglasses

Description: "Whether you're trying to hide an unsightly bruise or you're just damn sick of the sight of the sun, these Big Sunglasses will keep your peepers behind closed doors and then some! Made from low-grade plastic by a Vietnamese child, these glasses are guaranteed to shatter if you so much as bend them the wrong way." to "Whether you're trying to hide an unsightly bruise or you're just damn sick of the sight of the sun, these Square Sunglasses will keep your peepers behind closed doors and then some! Made from low-grade plastic by a Vietnamese child, these glasses are guaranteed to shatter if you look at them the wrong way."

Item updated: Shrug

Description: "The Shrug is a cropped, cardigan-like garment with short or long sleeves cut in one with the body, with these items typically knitted too. This description was the first thing that came up when we googled Shrug. If you ask most people what one is, they will just shrug." to "The Shrug is a cropped, cardigan-like garment with short or long sleeves cut in one with the body, often made from knitted wool. This description was the first thing that came up when we googled Shrug. If you ask most people what a Shrug is, they will probably do something expressive with their shoulders."

Item updated: Eye Patch

Description: "Contrary to popular belief, pirates did not wear eye patches because they had lost an eye in battle. Their true purpose was to cosplay as Nick Fury, or prepare the wearer to see in the dark, with the patch swapped from one eye to the other when below deck. " to "Contrary to popular belief, pirates did not wear eye patches because they had lost an eye in battle. Their true purpose was to hide the black eyes often inflicted upon pirates by their ocean bretheren. Relationships between men can often become violent, and this is never more true when you're stuck out at sea with nothing but salty water and rum for lubricant."

Item updated: Collared Shawl

Description: "The Collared Shawl is a timeless piece of knitwear which suits both the elderly and the elderly at heart. If you're lucky, you might find butterscotch candies stuck to the inside pocket." to "The Collared Shawl is a timeless piece of knitwear which suits both the elderly and the elderly at heart. If you're lucky, you might find butterscotch candies stuck to the inside pocket. If you're unlucky, blood."

Item updated: Cover-ups

Description: "If you're a glasses-wearer who's too cheap to afford a pair of prescription sunglasses, these cover-ups are an affordable alternative, as they are designed to sit on top of your regular spectacles and protect your peepers from the sun's harmful rays. However, while wearing them, you do run the risk of looking extremely frail, so bear that in mind." to "Too cheap to afford a pair of prescription sunglasses? These cover-ups are an affordable alternative, as they are designed to sit on top of your regular spectacles and protect your peepers from the sun's harmful rays. However, while wearing them, you do run the risk of looking extremely frail, so bear that in mind."

Item updated: Sandals

Description: "These leather strap Sandals are exactly what the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ might've worn if he'd been around today or ever existed at all. And speaking of fictional tales, these particular Sandals were purchased in a job lot from the producers of the 2000 movie Gladiator, who used the money to purchase tranquilisers for Russell Crowe at the wrap party." to "These leather strap Sandals are exactly what the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ might've worn if he lived today or indeed ever. And speaking of fictional tales, these particular Sandals were purchased in a job lot from the producers of the 2000 movie Gladiator, who used the money to purchase tranquilisers for Russell Crowe at the wrap party."

Item updated: Flat Cap

Description: "Flat Caps have enjoyed a resurgence lately thanks to their appearance in Peaky Blinders, a crime series covering the exploits of the Shelby crime family whose members are stricken with a disease which forces them to walk in slow motion. Formed from a rounded cap with a short stiff brim, these flat caps are sadly bereft of blades, but you will look sharp nonetheless." to "Flat Caps have enjoyed a resurgence lately thanks to their appearance in Peaky Blinders, a crime series covering the exploits of the Shelby crime family whose members are stricken with a disease which forces them to walk in slow motion. Formed from a rounded cap with a short stiff brim, these flat caps are sadly bereft of blades, but you will certainly look sharp wearing one."

Item updated: Bathrobe

Description: "There's nothing better than sinking into a fluffy white Bathrobe after a nice hot crack bath - which is a lot like a regular bath, except you smoke crack while in the tub. This particular robe was stolen in bulk from a spa retreat while everyone was busy enjoying a reiki mud ritual." to "There's nothing better than sinking into a fluffy white Bathrobe after a nice hot crack bath - which is a lot like a regular bath, except you smoke crack while in the tub. This particular robe is made from the purest white silk, and is modelled on one which Whitney Houston owned."

Item updated: Denim Cap

Description: "Denim Caps can be worn backwards for a "radical" effect, or frontways for an "I don't like the sun in my eyes" vibe. These caps can be worn sideways at your own risk." to "Denim Caps should be worn backwards for a "radical" effect, or front ways for an "I don't like the sun in my eyes" vibe. These caps can also be worn sideways at your own risk."

Item updated: Gentleman Cache

Description: "The Gentleman Cache contains a refined, formal garment considered suitable attire for the opera, the racecourse, or the murder of a prostitute in 19th Century East London." to "The Gentleman Cache is a Supply Pack which contains one item from a selection of refined, formal garments considered suitable attire for the opera, the racecourse, or the murder of a prostitute in 19th Century East London."

Item updated: Snapback Hat

Description: "This Snapback Hat comes without one of those douchey silver stickers attached. We removed it on your behalf, because what are you, twelve?" to "This Snapback Hat comes without one of those douchey silver stickers attached to the brim. We removed it on your behalf, because what are you, twelve?"

Item updated: Basketball Shirt

Description: "The Torn City Basketball Team is known as The Shivs, and while they haven't played a match in fourteen years, their apparel is still popular among the city's youth. This vest is made from a high-tech breathable fabric, enabling you to emerge from even the most intense interrogation entirely sweat-free." to "The Torn City Basketball Team is known as The Shivs, and while they haven't played a match in fourteen years, their apparel is still popular among the city's youth. This vest is made from a high-tech breathable fabric known as Pit-Stahp, enabling you to emerge from even the most intense interrogation sweating less than Prince Andrew."

Item updated: Parachute Pants

Description: "If you want to be noticed and / or beaten to a pulp, you could do no better than this pair of gold lamé Parachute Pants. Popularized by MC Hammer in the 1980's parachute pants were originally made of nylon to allow the wearer to breakdance effectively. These are made from lamé, because who even breakdances anymore?" to "If you want to be noticed and / or beaten to a pulp, you could do no better than this pair of gold lamé Parachute Pants. Popularized by MC Hammer in the 1980s, parachute pants were originally made of nylon to allow the wearer to breakdance effectively. These are made from lamé, because who even breakdances anymore?"

Item updated: Tube Dress

Description: "A Tube Dress is not a dress in a tube, it is simply a dress that is shaped like a tube - you know, like Pringles, except clothes. Made from viscose and elastine, this pink Tube Dress can be thrown on by women and crossdressers in a matter of seconds, which comes in handy if you need to exit via your lover's bedroom window in a pinch. " to "A Tube Dress is not a dress in a tube, it is simply a dress that is shaped like a tube - you know, like Pringles, except clothes. Made from viscose and elastine, this pink Tube Dress can be thrown on by women and crossdressers in a matter of seconds, which comes in handy if you need to exit your lover's bedroom window in a pinch. "

Item updated: Silver Hoodie

Description: "If you've ever wanted to attract an increasing number of magpies to your body, then this Silver Hoodie is exactly what you need. Made from cotton flocked with a mixture of PU and Mercury, this hoodie will leave you weak and trembling if you wear it for long enough." to "If you've ever wanted to attract an increasing number of magpies to your body then this Silver Hoodie is exactly what you need. Made from cotton flocked with a mixture of PU and Mercury, this hoodie will leave you weak and trembling if you wear it for long enough."

Item updated: Durag

Description: "Durags, also known as do-rags or du-rags, consist of a simple cloth worn over the head and tied around the back. They are most commonly worn by people of colour who are in the process of developing wave, braided or dreadlocked hairstyles, but they can also be worn by white people, who look very funny in them." to "Durags, also known as do-rags or du-rags, consist of a simple cloth worn over the head and tied around the back. They are most commonly worn by people of colour who are in the process of developing wave, braided or dreadlocked hairstyles, but they can also be worn by white people who want to look like a weapons-grade bellend."

Item updated: Sports Jacket

Description: "Sports Jackets like this are so-called due to their historic use by men playing outdoor sports, such as shooting, hunting, and cricket. Unlike a blazer, the Sports Coat is made from a hardwearing fabric which enables it to be worn as a casual, everyday item. This one is made from light tweed, which sounds like a character from Harry Potter." to "Sports Jackets are so-called due to their historic use by men playing outdoor sports, such as shooting, hunting, and cricket. Unlike a blazer, the Sports Coat is made from a hardwearing fabric which enables it to be worn as a casual, everyday item. This one is made from light tweed, which sounds like Mike Tyson trying to describe the universal physical constant."

Item updated: Credit Card

Description: "Credit Cards can be used to acquire a significant amount of debt in exchange for items you really wanted but simply couldn't afford at the time. They can also be used to cut up lines of cocaine, if Torn had any cocaine, which it doesn't... yet." to "Credit Cards can be used to acquire a significant amount of debt in exchange for items you want but can't afford. They can also be used to cut up lines of cocaine, if Torn had any cocaine, which it doesn't... yet."

Item updated: Lipstick

Description: "Lipstick is a cosmetic item made of oils, waxes, pigments and moisturizers that is used to apply color to the lips. The point of lipstick is to make your mouth more attractive to others, despite the fact that the same effect can be achieved by stuffing it full of mashed potatoes and gravy. This particular lipstick is Fresh Blood Carmine #005" to "Lipstick is a cosmetic item made of oils, waxes, pigments and moisturizers used to apply color to the lips. The point of lipstick is to make your mouth more attractive to others, but the same effect can be achieved by stuffing it full of mashed potatoes and gravy. This particular lipstick is Flesh Wound Carmine #005."

Honor updated: Foot Soldier

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Qsz-92

Description: "Most recent development of the Chinese state arms factories. Dual stack magazine holds 15 rounds of ammunition in either calibre. Front part of the frame under the barrel is shaped as an accessory rail to accept laser sights or flash lights." to "Most recent development of the Chinese state arms factories. Dual stack magazine holds 15 rounds. Front part of the frame under the barrel is shaped as an accessory rail to accept laser sights or flash lights."

Honor updated: Yoink

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

Honor added: Kosovo

Description: A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor added: Yoink

Description: Successfully mug someone who just mugged someone else

Honor updated: Triple Tap

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Dragon's Breath

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Freedom Isn't Free

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Freerunner

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Bare

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Dragon's Breath

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor added: Dragon's Breath

Description: Use a 12 Gauge Incendiary round

Honor updated: Jacked

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Maimed

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

Honor updated: Penetrated

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

Honor updated: Scorched

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

Honor updated: Marked

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

Item updated: Zip Wallet

Description: "A tough fabric wallet closed with a zipper. " to "Zip wallets are for people who refuse to embrace chaos. If it is destiny that your driver's license should fall out of your wallet and end up in the hands of a methed-up sex criminal who proceeds to track you down and consume your toenail clippings, then who are you to deny the will of the universe? This Zip Wallet may contain useful items, but it will not save you from your predetermined fate."

Item updated: Clutch

Description: "A fashionable clutch purse." to "In 1832 famed biologist Henri Latrine discovered that women were deathly allergic to pockets, hence why it is illegal for ladies' clothing to possess hidden compartments to this day. It is for this reason that the Clutch Bag was invented, to enable the fairer sex to transport their various accoutrements without having to store them in their mouth. This Clutch Bag may contain anything from cash to make-up, through to old receipts and the number of a man who was both creepy and persistent."

Item updated: Hit Contract

Description: "A letter featuring the particulars of a wanted criminal." to "Inside this envelope is the name of a dangerous, wanted criminal, along with a contract for their "termination". The envelope itself is quite nice, so you might want to save it for when you start eBaying all the crap in your spare room. "

Item updated: Syringe

Description: "An unused 5ml syringe with a hypodermic needle." to "This unused 5ml syringe could be used to inject yourself with all manner of intoxicating substances. Or, if you're thrifty, you might use it to refill an off-brand printer cartridge and save yourself some dough. Just make sure you don't get confused halfway through and overdose on Magenta. "

Item updated: Spoon

Description: "A charred spoon." to "The bowl of this spoon is suspiciously charred. This leads you to believe that someone has been using it to heat cold soup while holding it over the stove. "

Item updated: Nightgown

Description: "" to "The only thing better than wearing a silk nightgown to bed is dying in your sleep - peacefully, of course. Contemporary nightgowns are mostly worn by women, but can also be worn by men who are expecting to be visited by three judgemental spirits in the dead of night. This particular nightgown has a buttoned-up access panel about the rear for the release of nightly discharge."

Item updated: Pullover

Description: "" to "This tight-fitting, woolen pullover comes in a unique shade of brown rarely seen outside of a sewage sluice. Soft to the touch and hard-wearing, this sweater is very much a one-off, in that as soon as you put one on, you'll want to take it off."

Item updated: Elegant Cache

Description: "" to "Coco Chanel once said that elegance is when the inside is as beautiful as the outside, but she was also a Nazi agent, so who cares what she thinks. Upon opening, this Elegant Cache will bestow upon you an item of such luxury that you will be immediately marked out as someone worth mugging."

Item updated: Naughty Cache

Description: "" to "The Naughty Cache is the kind of item you keep at the back of the wardrobe away from the children and your mother-in-law. Inside this crate you will find a single item that will transform your sex life. It could be a blindfold to increase suspense, a maid uniform for role-play, or it might be a ball gag to stop your husband making weird noises at the point of orgasm. Whatever's inside, please wash it before use."

Item updated: Elderly Cache

Description: "" to "Due to the unattractive nature of their withered physique, the elderly are required by law to wear as many clothes as possible so as not to put anyone off their dinner. This Elderly Cache contains items of clothing well-suited to those of a wrinkled disposition, with most pieces coming in a shade known as forgettable beige."

Item updated: Denim Cache

Description: "" to "Double denim is for losers. Triple denim is for pussies. But sextuple denim is for jeaniuses. This Denim Cache will provide you with one of six possible denim items. Collect them all to fulfil your destiny and become a denim deity."

Item updated: Wannabe Cache

Description: "" to "It doesn't matter if you're pretty fly for a white guy or a bit of a prick for an asian chick, this Wannabe Cache will have you dressing like an absolute banker in the time it takes to say gunter glieben glauten globen. Snapbacks, Shutter Shades, Saggy Pants and the rest await you inside this treasure trove of trends for try-hards."

Item updated: Cutesy Cache

Description: "" to "The colorful clothes and accessories in this Cutesy Cache wouldn't look out of place on a nine-year-old girl. These days, you're more likely to see them on a woman in her mid-thirties who still describes herself as a dweemgurl pwincess. "

Item updated: Armor Cache

Description: "" to "Pretty armor does not make a warrior, but it will keep the blood inside your body while you wait for your friends to turn up. This Armor Cache will provide you with one piece of armor. We make no promises that it will stop you from being killed."

Item updated: Melee Cache

Description: "" to "This Melee Cache contains a melee weapon, which you can use to harm other human beings in a melee, fracas, scuffle, or kerfuffle at your leisure. You may not use melee weapons to harm animals, because that's mean."

Item updated: Small Arms Cache

Description: "" to "Despite its name implying otherwise, the Small Arms Cache cannot be opened by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Upon opening this crate, you will receive a small, lightweight firearm that you can use to cause injury and / or death to your opponents and / or friends. "

Item updated: Medium Arms Cache

Description: "" to "Medium Arms are defined as being neither Small Arms nor Heavy Arms, but something in between. This Medium Arms cache therefore contains armaments that are not light enough to be stuffed in your waistband, but nor must they be mounted on a tripod. Don't blame me if this description doesn't make sense. Open it up and see for yourself if you care that much."

Item updated: Heavy Arms Cache

Description: "" to "The Heavy Arms cache is where you will find big f***ing weapons to put down big f***ing people. If you feel like you have heavy arms then you may be suffering from a severe nerve disorder, but if you want heavy arms, open this damn crate."

Item updated: Spy Camera

Description: "" to "Ever wanted to know what your uncle does in the shed late at night? Install this Spy Camera in a discrete location and find out exactly how troubling his personal habits are. This Spy Camera is made in China, so everything it records will appear as if it had been filmed through a potato. "

Item updated: Cloning Device

Description: "" to "In the year 2045 you will be able to clone perfect replicas of yourself which you can use to do your bidding, your spouse, and your laundry. Until then, you'll have to make do with this Card Cloning Device, which takes mere seconds to lift the data off someone's credit card once it's been swiped through."

Item updated: Card Skimmer

Description: "" to "A Card Skimmer jammed into an ATM can record the details of hundreds of individual credit cards every hour. The best place to mount these is outside a place where people withdraw cash in a hurry, such as a strip club, or a KFC whose card machine is always busted."

Item updated: Tutu

Description: "" to "The Tutu was named after its inventor, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, who wore the garment to public rallies in the 1980's to distract white South Africans from the fact he was helping to dismantle apartheid. This Tutu is made from pink gauze and will rise up when the wearer pirouettes, or stands over a leafblower."

Item updated: Knee Socks

Description: "" to "Knee Socks imply that the wearer is somewhat playful, or that they have really ugly shins. These pink cotton Knee Socks stop just below the thigh on a regular-sized person, but could probably be used as a sleeping bag by those of restricted height, such as Oompa Loompas, or Tyrion Lannister. "

Item updated: Kitty Shoes

Description: "" to "These red leather Kitty Shoes are perfect for anyone who loves the color red, and who likes cats. They are wholly unsuitable for someone who prefers purple and is obsessed with narwhals."

Item updated: Cat Ears

Description: "" to "These Cat Ears won't make you look like a cat, but they will make you look like you have the ears of a cat. To complete the full cat look you'd need whiskers, a tail, and a spine flexible enough that you can reach your posterior with your tongue."

Item updated: Bunny Ears

Description: "" to "Myxomatosis is a severely painful disease in rabbits which attacks their skin, eyes, lungs, and genitals. Remember that the next time you appropriate their culture by wearing these Bunny Ears. "

Item updated: Puppy Ears

Description: "" to "If you want a headband which comes with the ears of a full-sized dog attached then you are shit out of luck my friend. But if you're after some realistic-looking Puppy Ears, then why not buy a pair of these Puppy Ears? They look like real Puppy Ears. PUPPY EARS!"

Item updated: Heart Sunglasses

Description: "" to "If you're an Elton John cosplayer or simply wish to hide the hate behind your sunken eyes, these Heart Sunglasses will do the job. Obviously the hearts which these glasses depict do not in any way resemble real human hearts. But legend has it that if you fly to South Africa on a Tuesday, you can pick up pair of liver sunglasses which are surprisingly realistic."

Item updated: Hair Bow

Description: "" to "A Hair Bow may look cute, but they also serve as a signal to others that your hair is a gift to them. When wearing a Hair Bow you must be vigilant, and avoid accessorizing with matching gift tag earrings."

Item updated: Lolita Dress

Description: "" to "The term Lolita means a sexually precocious young girl. To avoid Torn being shut down and raided by the police, we're going to end this description right here."

Item updated: Unicorn Horn

Description: "" to "Many people believe that Unicorns possessed a single large horn in the centre of their head, however, recent paleontological evidence suggests they actually had one giant tentacle there instead. But don't let that stop you perpetuating the Unicorn horn myth with this brightly colored plastic Unicorn Horn, which you can also wear around your waist as a Merman's penis."

Item updated: Check Skirt

Description: "" to "This red checkered cotton skirt resembles the type worn as part of a uniform by British schoolgirls - and the occasional schoolboy, if he was feeling adventurous. "

Item updated: Polka Dot Dress

Description: "" to "Red Polka Dot dresses are closely associated with the 1950's, and wearing one implies that you love everything about this decade, including racism, the Cold War, and the mass coverup of the harmful effects of smoking by international tobacco companies. Who knew that wearing a little old dress meant so much!"

Item updated: Ballet Shoes

Description: "" to "Ballet Shoes are shoes you wear for performing ballet, not while attending a ballet. You could wear ballet shoes while attending a ballet, but people will be confused and think you are performing in the ballet, when really you are just attending a ballet in ballet shoes. If you do decide to wear ballet shoes to a ballet in which you are not performing, simply because you like to wear ballet shoes, you'd have to explain to multiple people that you weren't performing in the ballet, you were simply attending a ballet in ballet shoes, and that could be quite long-winded. "

Item updated: Dungarees

Description: "" to "Dungarees are jeans with ideas above their station. Pair them with a banjo and a gap-toothed smile for that timeless hillbilly look. Alternatively, if you're bald, add a pacifier for that cute and creative "I'm a giant baby" aesthetic."

Item updated: Tights

Description: "" to "Tights were invented in 1965 by the famous bankrobber Ian Tights, who wished to obscure his appearance while performing criminal acts. In the 1980's, women found a new use for tights as a leg covering, with these thin, nylon garments helping to hide the fact that they hadn't shaved them due to feminism. Today, men and women of all ages enjoy wearing tights, mostly thanks to a resurgence in their popularity caused by the 1993 documentary Robin Hood: Men in Tights."

Item updated: Old Wallet

Description: "A grubby, tattered wallet." to "Inside this old, leather wallet you'll find a snapshot of someone else's life. Credit cards. Membership cards. A coupon for half off at Big Al's. Family photographs. An expired condom. Who knows, maybe you'll even find a wad of cash in this wallet, cash you could use to buy something useful, like a wallet."

Item updated: Cardholder

Description: "A soft leather cardholder." to "Cardholders are bought by people too rich to carry cash, but too poor to have their PA pay for their groceries. This particular cardholder could contain one of several types of cards. But the most important thing is that it won't ruin your silhouette when you store it in your ass pocket."

Item updated: Billfold

Description: "A slim premium billfold." to "A billfold is thinner and has fewer compartments than a wallet, but to make up for it they often contain more cash than a stripper's g-string. The only problem with a billfold is having to deal with people who compliment your "fancy new wallet", as you'll have to correct them, to which they will reply "I don't care"."

Item updated: Coin Purse

Description: "A fabric purse with a metal clasp." to "The Coin Purse is most popular among elderly women, who remain gloriously oblivious to its use as a slang term for testicles. Inside this Coin Purse you may find several coins of various denominations, which you are then free to insert into vending machines, gumball machines, or the Neverending Story coin-operated ride that's been outside your local 7-11 since 1984."

Honor added: Marked

Description: Use 2,500 Tracer rounds

Honor added: Penetrated

Description: Use 2,500 Piercing rounds

Honor added: Scorched

Description: Use 2,500 Incendiary rounds

Honor added: Maimed

Description: Use 2,500 Hollow Point rounds

Item updated: Booty Shorts

Description: "" to "Not everyone can pull off a pair of booty shorts, especially if it's a hot day and they've stuck to the inside of your buttcheeks. This pair of leopard-print crack-snugglers are perfect for those whose friends have no imagination, because they leave absolutely nothing to it. There's no need to upload pictures of food to Instagram when you're wearing these things, because everyone can see what you had for dinner."

Item updated: Collar

Description: "" to "When people see you wearing a collar they are liable to suppose one of two things. Either you're a goth, or you're under the influence of a 40-something online dom who has convinced you you're his sex slave to mask the fact he doesn't know what he's doing in the bedroom. You were hoping to meet your very own Christian Grey, but he'll turn out to be more of a Christopher Beige."

Item updated: Ball Gag

Description: "" to "The Ball Gag is the perfect gift for a lover who refuses to stop making weird noises at the point of orgasm. Consisting of a hardy leather strap and a rubber ball fixed together with steel clasps, this item can also be used to recreate the gimp scene from Pulp Fiction, if you're into that sort of thing."

Item updated: Blindfold

Description: "" to "This blindfold is made from soft, black silk, and is capable of obstructing the wearer's vision even in the presence of daylight. Blindfolds can be great fun in the bedroom if you like a little mystery in your sex life. They also come in handy if your partner hasn't aged well, or has recently undergone reconstructive surgery after a particularly nasty car accident."

Item updated: Maid Uniform

Description: "" to "French Maid Uniforms are one of the most popular types of sexy outfit, alongside schoolgirl, secretary, nurse, and 14th Century Brigandine. This particular Maid Uniform is made from cheap polyester and cotton lace, and will no doubt fall apart during a vigorous polishing of the ornaments."

Item updated: Maid Hat

Description: "" to "No Maid Uniform is complete without a dainty little Maid Hat to top it off. This "hat" may be no more than a strip of starched lace glued to a simple headband, but from the instant you wear it, you'll feel as if you're in the bedchambers of an old French aristocrat whose bedpan needs to be emptied forthwith."

Item updated: Ball Gown

Description: "" to "This floor-length Ball Gown is so elegant it could make a princess out of a pig. Hewn from luxurious chiffon in a shade of purple known as Deluge, the way this dress exposes the full glory of your décolletage means you'll be deluged with suitors before you've had time to dance a single step. "

Item updated: Fascinator Hat

Description: "" to "The Fascinator Hat was invented in the 17th Century, and originally consisted of a lacey scarf wrapped around a woman's head with the aim of drawing attention and invoking an air of mystery. These days, the term Fascinator is used to describe any overly elaborate hat worn at a stupid angle to a wedding or a racecourse, with the only mystery being "Why the hell are you wearing that?""

Item updated: Wedding Dress

Description: "" to "Wedding dresses are like Crocs; you know you've messed up if you wear them more than once. This particular Wedding Dress is an off-the-rack number made from white satin, meaning you could spill a White Russian all over it and nobody would notice. "

Item updated: Wedding Veil

Description: "" to "Wedding veils were originally worn to protect the Bride from evil and impurity, because apparently a thin layer of net fabric can repel such things. In Torn, a veil is worn to protect the wedding congregation from Bridal saliva, as the women here are neither good nor pure, and are prone to spitting to get their own way."

Item updated: Head Scarf

Description: "" to "The favored headwear for terminally ill patients and white women returning from a gap year in India, the headscarf is a versatile piece of clothing well-suited to various climates - except wind or rain. This headscarf is made from a piece of floral fabric, and would not look out of place on the head of an 84-year-old woman whose husband recently passed away."

Item updated: Opera Gloves

Description: "" to "Once the preserve of high society dames and regality, Opera Gloves are now worn by slags and wannabe starlets everywhere. The long, slender design of these stylish gloves make even the roughest broad feel like she's having Breakfast At Tiffany's when she's snarfing down an Egg McMuffin in Maccies at half nine in the morning."

Item updated: Cell Phone

Description: "" to "Known as the most durable mobile phone of all time, the Italian-made Gnocchia 3310 should really be classed as a melee weapon, given that one single blow with this object is capable of turning someone's face into a concave structure. "

Item updated: Assless Chaps

Description: "" to "Traditonally, a set of chaps consists of a pair of leggings and a belt, often made of leather, which are worn over trousers to protect the wearer's legs while on horseback. Chaps do not typically cover your crotch or buttocks, but this pair has been designed with a front pouch, which hints that they are to be worn over bare naked flesh. Assless they may be, but you'll have no trouble tapping dat in a pair of these bad boys."

Honor updated: Gone Fishing

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Pepperoni

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Triple Tap

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Triple Tap

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor added: Triple Tap

Description: Achieve three headshots in a row

Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Overtime

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Legendary

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Overtime

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

Honor updated: Lead Salad

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Hula

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Intern

Name: I'm a Real Doctor to Intern

Honor updated: Intern

Description: Steal 500 medical items to Use 100 job points

Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut

Name: Keen to Stuck in a Rut

Honor updated: Stuck in a Rut

Description: Spy on people while in the army 100 times to Use 1,000 job points

Honor added: Overtime

Description: Use 10,000 job points

Honor updated: Strongest Link

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Sodaholic

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: RNG

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Repeat Offender

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Common

Honor added: Repeat Offender

Description: Go to jail 250 times

Honor updated: Chainer 4

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Champion

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Pwned in the Face

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor added: Welcome

Description: Be online every day for 100 days

Honor updated: Going Postal

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Overzealous

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Gold Chain

Description: "" to "All that glitters is gold, but only shooting stars break the mold. You won't exactly break any molds in this 9 karat Gold Chain, but you will make yourself a target for muggers if you wear this on the streets."

Item updated: Snapback Hat

Description: "" to "This Snapback Hat comes without one of those douchey silver stickers attached. We removed it on your behalf, because what are you, twelve?"

Item updated: Saggy Pants

Description: "" to "The practice of wearing Saggy Pants is believed to have originated in the US prison system, where belts and braces are prohibited, and prison-issue items are often oversized. Outside of the clink, those who wear this style of trouser do so to show off how clean their underwear is."

Item updated: Oversized Shirt

Description: "" to "It doesn't matter how fat or thin you are, this Oversized Shirt will always be two sizes too big for you. Made from a revolutionary fabric called Nylong, this shirt adapts to the wearer's physique and stretches without pressure, enabling you to look "proper street" from the moment you put it on."

Item updated: Basketball Shirt

Description: "" to "The Torn City Basketball Team is known as The Shivs, and while they haven't played a match in fourteen years, their apparel is still popular among the city's youth. This vest is made from a high-tech breathable fabric, enabling you to emerge from even the most intense interrogation entirely sweat-free."

Item updated: Parachute Pants

Description: "" to "If you want to be noticed and / or beaten to a pulp, you could do no better than this pair of gold lamé Parachute Pants. Popularized by MC Hammer in the 1980's parachute pants were originally made of nylon to allow the wearer to breakdance effectively. These are made from lamé, because who even breakdances anymore?"

Item updated: Tube Dress

Description: "" to "A Tube Dress is not a dress in a tube, it is simply a dress that is shaped like a tube - you know, like Pringles, except clothes. Made from viscose and elastine, this pink Tube Dress can be thrown on by women and crossdressers in a matter of seconds, which comes in handy if you need to exit via your lover's bedroom window in a pinch. "

Item updated: Gold Sneakers

Description: "" to "Jazz up an otherwise forgettable outfit with this pair of snazzy Gold Sneakers! Constructed from coated rubber and canvas, these Gold Sneakers will look like absolute s**t as soon as you scuff them just once, so treat them with care!"

Item updated: Shutter Shades

Description: "" to "Remember when Kanye West wore a pair of Shutter Shades in 2007? Like almost everything Yeezy creates, this style was stolen from a 1980's trend, but now you can bring them back in style by sporting a pair of these cheap plastic knock-offs."

Item updated: Silver Hoodie

Description: "" to "If you've ever wanted to attract an increasing number of magpies to your body, then this Silver Hoodie is exactly what you need. Made from cotton flocked with a mixture of PU and Mercury, this hoodie will leave you weak and trembling if you wear it for long enough."

Item updated: Bucket Hat

Description: "" to "Popular among British festival-goers of the 1990's, the Bucket Hat is a piece of headwear made from thick canvas - three times as thick as Liam Gallagher, actually. This particular Bucket Hat comes in a shade known as Hot Salmon."

Item updated: Puffer Jacket

Description: "" to "The Puffer Jacket, also known as the Down Jacket, was designed by Australian chemist George Finch for the 1922 Everest expedition. While his design was initially mocked, it eventually fell into favor due to its wind-resistance abilities, and the fact that it makes you look three times as big as you actually are."

Item updated: Durag

Name: Do Rag to Durag

Item updated: Durag

Description: "" to "Durags, also known as do-rags or du-rags, consist of a simple cloth worn over the head and tied around the back. They are most commonly worn by people of colour who are in the process of developing wave, braided or dreadlocked hairstyles, but they can also be worn by white people, who look very funny in them."

Item updated: Onesie

Description: "" to "Onesies were once the sole preserve of newborn babies whose parents couldn't be bothered to dress them up properly. But today, the Onesie is now popular as a homewear item, or a streetwear item if you have abandoned the concept of shame."

Item updated: Baseball Jacket

Description: "" to "In the United States, many citizens wear Baseball Jackets to excuse the fact that they are carrying a baseball bat around with them at the time. In Torn, such chicanery is unnecessary, so feel free to sport this retro polyester Baseball Jacket to disguise yourself as a yankee tourist instead."

Item updated: Braces

Description: "" to "If for some reason you're allergic to belts, then a pair of Braces does just as good a job at holding your trousers up instead. Of course, you wouldn't need either if you'd bought properly fitting trousers in the first place, but until you grow into them, these elasticated black braces will stop you looking like a gangsta rapper. "

Item updated: Panama Hat

Description: "" to "Panama Hats are lightweight, brimmed, and typically made of woven straw. They were originally an Ecuadorian invention, but Panama Hat sounds nicer than Ecuador Hat, so everyone just pretends that's where they came from. "

Item updated: Pipe

Description: "" to "Used to smoke loose tobacco, the Pipe is a dual-purpose item given that it also increases your ability to contemplate things by roughly 400%. Pipes are best smoked by a roaring fireplace in a room with lots of books in, and perhaps an ancient musket on the wall for good measure."

Item updated: Shoulder Sweater

Description: "" to "In Torn City it is illegal for someone to board a boat without their sweater being tied over their shoulders. This Shoulder Sweater comes pre-tied to save you the trouble. "

Item updated: Sports Jacket

Description: "" to "Sports Jackets like this are so-called due to their historic use by men playing outdoor sports, such as shooting, hunting, and cricket. Unlike a blazer, the Sports Coat is made from a hardwearing fabric which enables it to be worn as a casual, everyday item. This one is made from light tweed, which sounds like a character from Harry Potter."

Item updated: Credit Card

Description: "" to "Credit Cards can be used to acquire a significant amount of debt in exchange for items you really wanted but simply couldn't afford at the time. They can also be used to cut up lines of cocaine, if Torn had any cocaine, which it doesn't... yet."

Item updated: Lipstick

Description: "" to "Lipstick is a cosmetic item made of oils, waxes, pigments and moisturizers that is used to apply color to the lips. The point of lipstick is to make your mouth more attractive to others, despite the fact that the same effect can be achieved by stuffing it full of mashed potatoes and gravy. This particular lipstick is Fresh Blood Carmine #005"

Item updated: License

Description: "" to "This Driver's License should be in the wallet of its owner rather than your hand. But given that it is not, you may as well use it to take out a bank loan, adopt a child, or get married in someone else's name."

Item updated: Tampon

Description: "" to "Tampons are a feminine hygiene product used to absorb the menstrual flow during a woman's period. They can also be filled with vodka and used to imbibe alcohol at a party through non-oral means, although this will probably kill you."

Item updated: Receipt

Description: "" to "Judging by this receipt, it appears that someone is in for a great night by themselves, given that it lists the purchase of a cucumber, ten trash bags, some duct tape, a family-sized jar of mayonnaise, and a Hannah Montana blu-ray."

Item updated: Family Photo

Description: "" to "This photo appears to have captured a precious, intimate moment between a loving family during a day at the beach. But for all we know, this may have been the last time they were seen alive, as their psychotic father dragged them kicking and screaming into the sea in a four-way death pact. Either way, it's beautifully composed."

Item updated: Lint

Description: "" to "Lint is a mixture of textile fibers, human hair, skin cells, animal fur, dust and microorganisms which can often be found at the bottom of your dryer, in your pockets or inside your belly button. Eat it, you might like it. "

Item updated: Handcuffs

Description: "" to "Beloved by law enforcement and kinky lovers alike, these steel Handcuffs are capable of fixing a person's hands behind their back or to the bedframe until such time as they are released. "

Item updated: Concussion Grenade

Description: "" to "There are two ways to give someone concussion; punch them in the head repeatedly, or lob a Concussion Grenade at them. When your opponent is concussed, they may suffer problems with concentration, memory, balance and coordination."

Item updated: Denim Shirt

Description: "" to "Denim Shirts give off a clear signal to everyone around you, and that signal is "I like jeans so much I want to wear them all over my body". This particular shirt is made from stretch denim, because let's face it, you haven't been looking after yourself lately. "

Item updated: Denim Vest

Description: "" to "When accompanied by a white t-shirt and a set of dog tags, a Denim Vest tells others that while you aren't someone to be messed with, there won't be many consequences if you do. This particular vest is made from denim that is raw and untreated, like your spirit, I guess."

Item updated: Denim Jacket

Description: "" to "Denim Jackets work best when teamed with items that are not made of denim, lest you suffer the ignominy of being seen in double denim. There are many items not made of denim, including cotton t-shirts, woolen overcoats, and PVC onesies to name but a few."

Item updated: Denim Jeans

Description: "" to "Jeans were invented by Steve Jeans in 1992, when a shortage of chinos meant that dads everywhere were rendered pantsless on Saturday afternoons. The denim fabric from which they are made was created in Europe in the 16th Century, which was also when colonialism really started to take off. Coincidence? Yes."

Item updated: Denim Shoes

Description: "" to "If you're trying to build some sort of denim gimp suit, then you'll need this pair of Denim Hi-Tops to go with your Denim Jacket, Denim Vest, Denim Shirt, Denim Trousers and Denim Thong. These shoes are unsuitable for both men and women over the age of 32."

Item updated: Denim Cap

Description: "" to "Denim Caps can be worn backwards for a "radical" effect, or frontways for an "I don't like the sun in my eyes" vibe. These caps can be worn sideways at your own risk."

Item updated: Bread Knife

Description: "" to "Whether you're looking to slice open an artisan sourdough or a rival's throat, the Bread Knife allows you to do so with consumate ease. The weapon of choice for Jimmy "Two-Shins", this serrated blade will lacerate your opponent and leave them bleeding long after you've slashed them."

Item updated: Semtex

Description: "" to "Semtex is a general purpose plastic explosive which can be moulded into all kinds of amusing shapes, if the mood strikes. When fitted with a timer and a detonating cord, this material can be used to explode your target into tiny disappointed pieces."

Item updated: Poison Umbrella

Description: "" to "Considered the weapon of choice for Cold War assassins, this Poison Umbrella is capable of transferring a small poisonous pellet into your opponent. This particular umbrella is wielded by Fernando Maria Fernández, a.k.a. Fingers, and the ingredients in its poison are known only to him."

Item updated: Millwall Brick

Description: "" to "The Millwall Brick is an improvised weapon consisting of a simple newspaper rolled up lengthways and folded in half to create a solid club-like edge at one end. It was invented by fans of Millwall Football Club as a way of smuggling a weapon into football grounds, but Arsenal supporters claim they almost invented it first."

Item updated: Gentleman Cache

Description: "" to "The Gentleman Cache contains a refined, formal garment considered suitable attire for the opera, the racecourse, or the murder of a prostitute in 19th Century East London."

Item updated: Suit Trousers

Description: "" to "Unless you're one of those kilt-wearing berks who thinks they're Scottish because their uncle once visited Aberdeen, black suit trousers are the most formal form of legwear mankind has thus far invented. These particular trousers would work well for someone attending a job inteview, visiting a funeral, appearing in court, or dressing up as the guy from Hitman. "

Item updated: Derby Shoes

Name: Dress Shoes to Derby Shoes

Item updated: Derby Shoes

Description: "" to "Derby Shoes were once worn by hunters and sportsmen, but today they are considered suitable for both formal and semi-formal styles. The Derby is an open laced shoe, meaning the quarters are sewn on top of the vamp, making them easy to put on. If you neither know nor care what that means, you may be interested to learn that the Derby was invented for the 19th Century Earl of Derby, who was so fat he had trouble putting his regular shoes on. And if that isn't a legacy, I don't know what is."

Item updated: Smoking Jacket

Description: "" to "Smoking Jackets were designed in the 19th Century for men who wanted to enjoy the calming pleasures of tobacco, but didn't want their clothes to smell absolutely rank. The most iconic colorway for a Smoking Jacket is Burgundy and Black, with silk or velvet the preferred material. Famous aficionados of the garment include Hugh Hefner and Saddam Hussein."

Item updated: Monocle

Description: "" to "Consisting of a circular lens within a wire frame attached to a short string or chain, the Monocle was intended as a corrective piece of eyewear used to enhance your vision in one single eye. However, with the advancement of modern optometry, these items became obsolete, and were instead used to signify one's wealth, or their identity as the Monopoly man."

Item updated: Paint Mask

Description: "" to "Would you like to avoid huffing half a gallon of paint into your lungs while you're repainting the spare bedroom? Then this Paint Mask is the product for you. Its particulate cotton filters ensure that your airways are free from both fumes and droplets. WARNING: Does not protect against airborne viruses or non-lethal crowd control systems. "

Item updated: Ladder

Description: "" to "Ladders were traditionally used to help people avoid snakes, but these days they have all sorts of uses; scaling a tree to retrieve a cat, peeping into your neighbor's bedroom window late at night, and gaining entry to the Ladder Owners Club of Torn. This ladder is made from flimsy aluminium and has been described as "a death trap" by online reviewers. What will you use your ladder for?"

Item updated: Wire Cutters

Description: "" to "The sharp steel blades of these industrial-sized wire cutters are capable of cutting through cables that are a maximum of 1cm thick. You can also cut cables that are not as thick as this, if you so desire. These cutters cannot be used to cut through the seminal crime drama The Wire, however, but you could use them to pinch off your cable TV connection if you wanted. "

Item updated: Fur Coat

Description: "" to "Animal rights protestors have labelled this fur coat the cruellest garment of Autumn Winter 2020. Made from 40% fox, 38% mink and 22% miscellaneous fur, this gorgeous coat would suit both a lady of elegance and a bloke in his mid-thirties who thinks he looks like Macklemore."

Item updated: Fur Scarf

Description: "" to "When you wear a fur scarf it tells others that you like animals too much to wear a full coat of their skin, but not so much that you wouldn't fashion them into an accessory. Constructed from a gorgeous blend of Chinchilla and boy fur, this scarf is 100% vegan unfriendly."

Item updated: Fur Hat

Description: "" to "In Red Dead Redemption 2 you can construct many different types of fur hat out of a range of interesting animals, from grizzlies and wolves through to beavers and racoons. In Torn, you get just one. And it's made from cat hair."

Item updated: Platform Shoes

Name: Bow Shoes to Platform Shoes

Item updated: Platform Shoes

Description: "" to "Platform Shoes were popular with both men and women throughout history, and while today they are more commonly seen as a feminine item, discrete platform shoes are still worn by "short kings" to disguise their lack of vertical manhood. These dusky pink platforms come with a 100% money back guarantee that you'll sprain your ankle in them at least once a week."

Item updated: Ballerina Flats

Name: Dolly Shoes to Ballerina Flats

Item updated: Ballerina Flats

Description: "" to "Ballerina Flats are a type of women's shoe with virtually no sole at all, in contrast to actual ballerinas, who are known to have no soul. Their design is inspired by the traditional ballerina shoe worn by performers of said artform, and they are considered a fashionable alternative to high heels - although decidedly less useful as a weapon."

Item updated: Crystal Bracelet

Description: "" to "This Crystal Bracelet is as gaudy as it is shiny. Constructed from reasonable quality silver by Francis Montana, Torn's resident jeweller, this bracelet is studded with white topaz crystals, which are said to improve the wearer's mental clarity - something which much of Torn's populace could benefit from greatly."

Item updated: Cocktail Ring

Description: "" to "Cocktail Rings are also known as statement rings, given that they are chunky and feature a large, often fake gemstone in their settings. Quite what statement the wearer intends to make is down to the individual, but given the sheer size of this thing, you'd certainly make an impression if you punched someone while wearing it. "

Item updated: Sun Hat

Description: "" to "The Sun Hat is a type of headwear defined by a large brim, with its purpose being to protect the head, neck and shoulders from the sun's rays. You will often find these hats being worn by people who live in Earth's equatorial regions, but they can also be spotted on the heads of English women who think they're posh just because their boyfriend won tickets to the races."

Item updated: Big Sunglasses

Description: "" to "Whether you're trying to hide an unsightly bruise or you're just damn sick of the sight of the sun, these Big Sunglasses will keep your peepers behind closed doors and then some! Made from low-grade plastic by a Vietnamese child, these glasses are guaranteed to shatter if you so much as bend them the wrong way."

Item updated: Statement Necklace

Description: "" to "A necklace is a piece of jewellery worn around the neck. If you were born without a neck, you are prohibited from wearing a necklace. This statement necklace comes studded with rose quartz crystals, which supposedly promote healing, if you believe in all that s***e."

Item updated: Floral Dress

Description: "" to "Girls love nothing more than flowers. Not oxygen, not their boyfriends, not even puppy dogs. That's why this Floral Dress is so popular among the fairer sex, given that it has been designed in a floral style. If it had been made with a print of severed horse heads, it wouldn't be nearly as popular. "

Item updated: Shrug

Description: "" to "The Shrug is a cropped, cardigan-like garment with short or long sleeves cut in one with the body, with these items typically knitted too. This description was the first thing that came up when we googled Shrug. If you ask most people what one is, they will just shrug."

Item updated: Eye Patch

Description: "" to "Contrary to popular belief, pirates did not wear eye patches because they had lost an eye in battle. Their true purpose was to cosplay as Nick Fury, or prepare the wearer to see in the dark, with the patch swapped from one eye to the other when below deck. "

Item updated: Reading Glasses

Description: "" to "Struggling to read that Report on Crime? These Reading Glasses will help restore your eyesight to that of a prepubescent child. And they come with the added bonus of making you look like a very old lady."

Item updated: Chinos

Description: "" to "These lightweight cotton Chinos are perfect for the man who wants to make minimal impact in every room he walks into. Their dark beige color matches the aura of their wearer, and we guarantee that nobody will expect you to be funny or interesting while wearing them."

Item updated: Collared Shawl

Description: "" to "The Collared Shawl is a timeless piece of knitwear which suits both the elderly and the elderly at heart. If you're lucky, you might find butterscotch candies stuck to the inside pocket."

Item updated: Pleated Skirt

Description: "" to "Traditionally the preserve of substitute teachers with scant regard for their appearance, the Pleated Skirt has made a comeback in recent years, and can now be seen on people who you'd easily describe as a potential 7/10. This particular skirt is made from Navy Blue flannel, which is exactly as sexy as it sounds - not very."

Item updated: Orthopedic Shoes

Description: "" to "Orthopedic Shoes are designed to correct issues in the feet, ankles or legs. So if you've got bunions, a wonky gait or one massive leg that's far longer than the other, a pair of these shoes will have you mincing like a normie in no time."

Item updated: Bingo Visor

Description: "" to "This lurid green Bingo Visor is a must-have accessory for any self-respecting douchebag. Whereas they were once sported by old folk who wished to avoid the glare of the bingo hall's halogen lights, Bingo Visors are now often worn by young people at the beach, and that guy from that band called A. Remember them? No, nobody does."

Item updated: Cover-ups

Description: "" to "If you're a glasses-wearer who's too cheap to afford a pair of prescription sunglasses, these cover-ups are an affordable alternative, as they are designed to sit on top of your regular spectacles and protect your peepers from the sun's harmful rays. However, while wearing them, you do run the risk of looking extremely frail, so bear that in mind."

Item updated: Sandals

Description: "" to "These leather strap Sandals are exactly what the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ might've worn if he'd been around today or ever existed at all. And speaking of fictional tales, these particular Sandals were purchased in a job lot from the producers of the 2000 movie Gladiator, who used the money to purchase tranquilisers for Russell Crowe at the wrap party."

Item updated: Golf Socks

Description: "" to "Constructed from a poly-cotton elastane blend, these Golf Socks are so durable that the only way you'll get a "hole in one" is through a game of Foot Russian Roulette. "

Item updated: Flat Cap

Description: "" to "Flat Caps have enjoyed a resurgence lately thanks to their appearance in Peaky Blinders, a crime series covering the exploits of the Shelby crime family whose members are stricken with a disease which forces them to walk in slow motion. Formed from a rounded cap with a short stiff brim, these flat caps are sadly bereft of blades, but you will look sharp nonetheless."

Item updated: Slippers

Description: "" to "These neoprene foam Slippers were stolen in bulk from a fancy spa retreat just over the Torn border. Both comfortable and wipe clean, these foot gloves will prevent you stepping on broken glass as you make your way through the kitchen at midnight to grab yourself a beer."

Item updated: Bathrobe

Description: "" to "There's nothing better than sinking into a fluffy white Bathrobe after a nice hot crack bath - which is a lot like a regular bath, except you smoke crack while in the tub. This particular robe was stolen in bulk from a spa retreat while everyone was busy enjoying a reiki mud ritual."

Item updated: Bowler Hat

Description: "" to "Also known as a billycock, bob hat, bombin or derby, the Bowler Hat was once the preserve of city gentleman, and were a key part of typical business attire until the 1970's. These days, Bowler Hats are exclusively worn by Dr Watson cosplayers and people going through a steampunk phase."

Item updated: Fitted Shirt

Description: "" to "Everyone looks good in a fitted white shirt. With extra tailoring applied around the chest and waist area, it will enable you to show off your pecks, bosoms or man-boobs in all their spectacular glory. Just don't spill gravy on it."

Item updated: Bow Tie

Description: "" to "If you're attending a fancy dinner and want to look smart, or you want to dress like a 12-year-old chess prodigy whose parents pushed him so hard he is unable to form meaningful friendships in adulthood, the Bow Tie is the perfect accessory for both. This one is made from red silk, and should be paired with a red pocket square and a smug, condescending outlook toward others. "

Item updated: Neck Tie

Description: "" to "This red neck tie screams authority. The minute you sport this bad boy to the office everyone will stop to listen to you, even if you have zero comprehension of the topic at hand. Made from pure silk, this tie can also be used as an emergency bandana. "

Item updated: Waistcoat

Description: "" to "Gray waistcoats are most commonly spotted at weddings and christenings, given that they serve no useful purpose other than to make you feel slightly warmer than you ought to be. This one comes with a decorative pocket, which tells others that you could have pockets if you wanted, but you have chosen a wiser path."

Item updated: Blazer

Description: "" to "Blazers are a multipurpose item which can be worn by everyone, from business bros and bridegrooms through to schoolboys and boat jerks. Team this dark gray blazer with a pair of blue jeans for that ultimate "poor guy cosplaying a rich man" look."

Item updated: Denim Jeans

Name: Denim Trousers to Denim Jeans

Honor updated: Booboo

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Common

Item added: Tights

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Item added: Dungarees

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Item added: Ballet Shoes

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Item added: Unicorn Horn

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Item added: Check Skirt

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Item added: Polka Dot Dress

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Item added: Hair Bow

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Item added: Lolita Dress

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Item added: Heart Sunglasses

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Item added: Kitty Shoes

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Item added: Cat Ears

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Item added: Bunny Ears

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Item added: Puppy Ears

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Item added: Tutu

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Item added: Knee Socks

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Honor updated: Booboo

Description: to Go to hospital 250 times

Honor added: Booboo

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Medal updated: Level Fifty Five

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Wrecked

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Landlord

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Strongest Link

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Limited

Honor updated: Gone Fishing

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor added: Strongest Link

Description: Make 100 hits in a single chain

Honor updated: Crucifixion

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Monopoly

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Close Escape

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Gone Fishing

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Gone Fishing

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

Honor added: Gone Fishing

Description: Be defeated by a trout

Honor updated: Leonidas

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Three Years of Service

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Honor updated: Going Postal

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Tooth and Nail

Name: Going Postal to Tooth and Nail

Honor updated: Mastermind

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Going Postal

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

Item updated: Statement Necklace

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Floral Dress

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Shrug

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Eye Patch

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Reading Glasses

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Chinos

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Collared Shawl

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Pleated Skirt

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Orthopedic Shoes

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Bingo Visor

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Cover-ups

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Sandals

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Golf Socks

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Flat Cap

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Slippers

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Bathrobe

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Concussion Grenade

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Denim Shirt

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Denim Vest

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Denim Jacket

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Denim Trousers

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Denim Shoes

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Denim Cap

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Bread Knife

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Semtex

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Poison Umbrella

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Millwall Brick

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Gentleman Cache

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Gold Chain

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Snapback Hat

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Saggy Pants

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Oversized Shirt

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Basketball Shirt

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Parachute Pants

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Tube Dress

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Gold Sneakers

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Shutter Shades

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Silver Hoodie

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Bucket Hat

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Puffer Jacket

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Do Rag

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Onesie

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Baseball Jacket

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Braces

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Panama Hat

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Pipe

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Shoulder Sweater

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Sports Jacket

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Credit Card

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Lipstick

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: License

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Tampon

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Receipt

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Family Photo

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Lint

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Handcuffs

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Cell Phone

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Assless Chaps

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Opera Gloves

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Booty Shorts

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Collar

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Ball Gag

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Blindfold

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Maid Uniform

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Maid Hat

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Ball Gown

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Fascinator Hat

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Wedding Dress

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Wedding Veil

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Head Scarf

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Nightgown

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Pullover

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Elegant Cache

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Naughty Cache

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Elderly Cache

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Denim Cache

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Wannabe Cache

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Cutesy Cache

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Armor Cache

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Melee Cache

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Small Arms Cache

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Medium Arms Cache

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Heavy Arms Cache

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Spy Camera

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Cloning Device

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Card Skimmer

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Undefined

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Bowler Hat

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Fitted Shirt

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Bow Tie

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Neck Tie

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Waistcoat

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Blazer

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Suit Trousers

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Dress Shoes

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Smoking Jacket

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Monocle

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Paint Mask

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Ladder

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Wire Cutters

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Fur Coat

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Fur Scarf

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Fur Hat

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Bow Shoes

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Dolly Shoes

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Crystal Bracelet

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Cocktail Ring

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Sun Hat

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Big Sunglasses

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Undefined

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Undefined 2

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Undefined 3

Description: "" to ""

Item updated: Undefined 4

Description: "" to ""

Honor added: Going Postal

Description: Defeat a company co-worker

Honor updated: Compulsive

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Competent

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Honor updated: Fury

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Giant Slayer

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Finale

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Devoted Faction Member

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Crucifixion

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

Honor added: Crucifixion

Description: Defeat someone you've just revived

Honor updated: Radaway

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Hairy

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Leonidas

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Conditioned

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Leonidas

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

Honor added: Leonidas

Description: Achieve a finishing hit with Kick

Honor updated: Miracle Worker

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Souvenir

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Nice

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Deadly Duo

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Nice

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor updated: Riddled

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor added: Nice

Description: Nice

Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 250

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 50

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 250

Type: Electronic to Other

Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 50

Type: Electronic to Other

Item added: Spy Camera

Description:

Item added: Cloning Device

Description:

Item added: Card Skimmer

Description:

Item updated: Pack of Blank CDs : 100

Type: Electronic to Other

Honor updated: Daddy's New Shoes

Name: Daddys New Shoes to Daddy's New Shoes

Honor updated: Radaway

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

Medal updated: Patriotic

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Platinum PDA

Description: "This luxury, platinum plated personal data assistant has a large storage area for contacts. Boosting your friend and blacklist capacity by 500, you'll never be without company again." to "This luxury, platinum plated personal data assistant has a large storage area for contacts. Boosting your friend and enemy capacity by 500, you'll never be without company again."

Honor updated: Radaway

Description: to Use a Neumune Tablet to reduce radiation poisoning

Honor added: Radaway

Description:

Honor updated: Machinist

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Protege

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Honor updated: Resurrection

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item added: Elegant Cache

Description:

Item added: Naughty Cache

Description:

Item added: Elderly Cache

Description:

Item added: Denim Cache

Description:

Item added: Wannabe Cache

Description:

Item added: Cutesy Cache

Description:

Item added: Armor Cache

Description:

Item added: Melee Cache

Description:

Item added: Small Arms Cache

Description:

Item added: Medium Arms Cache

Description:

Item added: Heavy Arms Cache

Description:

Honor updated: Giant Slayer

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

Honor added: Giant Slayer

Description: Receive loot from a defeated NPC

Honor updated: Invictus

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Invincible

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Recruit

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Honor updated: Lend A Hand

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Angel Dust

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Nine Years of Service

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Monopoly

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor added: Monopoly

Description: Own every stock benefit at the same time

Item added: Head Scarf

Description:

Item added: Nightgown

Description:

Item added: Pullover

Description:

Honor updated: Survivalist

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Level Seventy

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: International

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Limited

Medal updated: Rustler

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor added: International

Description: Defeat 100 people while abroad

Item added: Ball Gown

Description:

Item added: Fascinator Hat

Description:

Item added: Wedding Dress

Description:

Item added: Wedding Veil

Description:

Honor updated: Historian

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Pyramid Scheme

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Resurrection

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

Honor updated: Pyramid Scheme

Description: Have one of your referrals refer 5 other players to Have one of your referrals refer another player who goes on to reach level 10

Honor added: Resurrection

Description: Revive someone you've just defeated

Honor updated: Mod Boss

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Annihilation

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Landlord

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Landlord

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Rare

Honor added: Landlord

Description: Lease one of your properties to someone

Honor updated: Moneybags

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Going Postal

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Lovestruck

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Souvenir

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Massacre

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Souvenir

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Land Of Promise

Description: Travel to Dubai 50 times to Travel to the United Arab Emirates 50 times

Honor updated: Souvenir

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor added: Souvenir

Description: Purchase the perfect souvenir abroad

Item added: Assless Chaps

Description:

Item added: Opera Gloves

Description:

Item added: Booty Shorts

Description:

Item added: Collar

Description:

Item added: Ball Gag

Description:

Item added: Blindfold

Description:

Item added: Maid Uniform

Description:

Item added: Maid Hat

Description:

Honor updated: Two's Company

Description: Refer one friend to Torn to Refer one friend to Torn who goes on to reach level 10

Honor updated: Three's a Crowd

Description: Refer two friends to Torn to Refer two friends to Torn who go on to reach level 10

Honor updated: Social Butterfly

Description: Refer three friends to Torn to Refer three friends to Torn who go on to reach level 10

Honor updated: Quartermaster

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Mod Boss

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor added: Mod Boss

Description: Own at least 20 weapon mods

Honor updated: Denmark

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Egypt

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: El Salvador

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Estonia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Finland

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: France

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Germany

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Greece

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Guyana

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Hong Kong

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Hungary

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: India

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Indonesia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Iran

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Iraq

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Ireland

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Israel

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Italy

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Japan

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Latvia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Lebanon

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Lithuania

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Malaysia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Malta

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Mauritius

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Mexico

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Myanmar

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Netherlands

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: New Zealand

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Norway

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Pakistan

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Philippines

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Poland

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Portugal

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Russia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Saudi Arabia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Serbia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Singapore

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Slovakia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Slovenia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: South Africa

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: South Korea

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Spain

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Sweden

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Switzerland

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Thailand

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Turkey

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: United Arab Emirates

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: United Kingdom

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Vietnam

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Wales

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Standard Bar

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Default

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: England

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Afghanistan

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Albania

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Andorra

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Bahrain

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Barbados

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Belarus

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Cambodia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Chile

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Colombia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Confederate

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Cyprus

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Former USSR

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Ghana

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Greenland

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Haiti

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Iceland

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Jamaica

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Jolly Roger

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Kazakhstan

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Kuwait

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Laos

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Morocco

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Nepal

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Nigeria

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Northern Ireland

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Oman

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Palestine

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Peru

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Puerto Rico

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Qatar

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Gay Pride

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Romania

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Scotland

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Sri Lanka

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Taiwan

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Tunisia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Ukraine

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: United Nations

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Cuba

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Uruguay

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Sierra Leone

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Cayman Islands

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Venezuela

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Algeria

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Bolivia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Botswana

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Costa Rica

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Dominican Republic

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Ethiopia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Fiji

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Honduras

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Jordan

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Kenya

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Libya

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Luxembourg

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Maldives

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Moldova

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Mongolia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Montenegro

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Namibia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: North Macedonia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Panama

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Somalia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Suriname

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Tanzania

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Uganda

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Zambia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Zimbabwe

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Philistine

Description: to In memory of our dear friend Philistine

Honor updated: Biccy

Description: to In memory of our dear friend Biccy

Honor updated: Canada

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: China

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Croatia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Czech

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: United States

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Argentina

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Australia

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Austria

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Bangladesh

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Belgium

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Bosnia & Herzegovina

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Brazil

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Brunei

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: Bulgaria

Description: to A default honor bar available to everyone

Honor updated: 787thWarDog

Description: to In memory of our dear friend 787thWarDog

Honor added: Philistine

Description:

Honor added: Biccy

Description:

Honor added: 787thWarDog

Description:

Honor updated: Green, Green Grass

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Devoted Faction Member

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Dutiful Faction Member

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Flawless Faction Member

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Honorable Faction Member

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Candy Man

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: The Connection

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: King Pin

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Supplier

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Triple Silver Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Triple Ruby Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Triple Sapphire Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Triple Emerald Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Triple Gold Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Triple Diamond Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Triple Platinum Anniversary

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Trigger Man

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Hit Man

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Executioner

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Marauder

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Pilferer

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Desperado

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Rustler

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Pick-Pocket

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Vandal

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Kleptomaniac

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Clandestine

Description: Commit 1,200 Arson crimes to Commit 1,200 Fraud crimes

Medal updated: Clandestine

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Anti Social

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Happy Slapper

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Scar Maker

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Going Postal

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Somebody Call 911

Name: Somebody call 911 to Somebody Call 911

Medal updated: Somebody Call 911

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Bouncer

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Brick Wall

Name: Brick wall to Brick Wall

Medal updated: Brick Wall

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Turtle

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Solid as a Rock

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Fortress

Rarity: to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Close Escape

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Blind Judgement

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Overzealous

Rarity: to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Ego Smashing

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Underestimated

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Run Forrest Run

Name: Run Forest Run to Run Forrest Run

Medal updated: Run Forrest Run

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Strike

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Barrage

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Skirmish

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Blitzkrieg

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Onslaught

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Boom Headshot

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Pwned in the Face

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Lee Harvey Oswald

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Pin Cushion

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Painkiller Abuse

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Attention Seeker

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Hired Gun

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Bone Collector

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: The Fett

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Watchful

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Finders Keepers

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Eagle Eye

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Frequent Flyer

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Jetlagged

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Mile High Club

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Citizenship

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Devoted

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Diligent

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Valiant

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Patriotic

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Recruit

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Associate

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Picciotto

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Soldier

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Capo

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Contabile

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Consigliere

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Underboss

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Boss

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Boss Of All Bosses

Rarity: to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: One Year of Service

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Two Years of Service

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Three Years of Service

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Four Years of Service

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Five Years of Service

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Six Years of Service

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Seven Years of Service

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Eight Years of Service

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Nine Years of Service

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Ten Years of Service

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Mogul

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $250,000,000 for at least 28 days to Have a recorded networth value of $250,000,000 for at least 28 days

Medal updated: Mogul

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Billionaire

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $1,000,000,000 for at least 28 days to Have a recorded networth value of $1,000,000,000 for at least 28 days

Medal updated: Billionaire

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Multibillionaire

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $2,500,000,000 for at least 56 days to Have a recorded networth value of $2,500,000,000 for at least 56 days

Medal updated: Multibillionaire

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Baron

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $10,000,000,000 for at least 56 days to Have a recorded networth value of $10,000,000,000 for at least 56 days

Medal updated: Baron

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Oligarch

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $25,000,000,000 for at least 112 days to Have a recorded networth value of $25,000,000,000 for at least 112 days

Medal updated: Oligarch

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Tycoon

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $100,000,000,000 for at least 112 days to Have a recorded networth value of $100,000,000,000 for at least 112 days

Medal updated: Tycoon

Rarity: to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Level Sixty Five

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Level Seventy

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Level Seventy Five

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Level Eighty

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Level Eighty Five

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Level Ninety

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Level Ninety Five

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Level One Hundred

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Ub3rn00b Hacker

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: N00b Hacker

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: 1337n00b Hacker

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Ph34r3dn00b Hacker

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Ph34r3d Hacker

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Ph34r3d1337 Hacker

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Ub3rph34r3d Hacker

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Ub3r Hacker

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: 1337 Hacker

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Ub3r1337 Hacker

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Beginner Assassin

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Novice Assassin

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Competent Assassin

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Elite Assassin

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Deadly Assassin

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Gone In 300 Seconds

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Gone In 240 Seconds

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Gone In 180 Seconds

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Gone In 120 Seconds

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Gone In 60 Seconds

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Silver Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Ruby Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Sapphire Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Emerald Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Gold Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Diamond Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Platinum Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Sneak Thief

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Prowler

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Safe Cracker

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Cat Burglar

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Drug Pusher

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Drug Runner

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Drug Dealer

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Drug Lord

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Apprentice

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $100,000 for at least 3 days to Have a recorded networth value of $100,000 for at least 3 days

Medal updated: Apprentice

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Entrepreneur

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $250,000 for at least 3 days to Have a recorded networth value of $250,000 for at least 3 days

Medal updated: Entrepreneur

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Executive

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $500,000 for at least 3 days to Have a recorded networth value of $500,000 for at least 3 days

Medal updated: Executive

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Millionaire

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $1,000,000 for at least 3 days to Have a recorded networth value of $1,000,000 for at least 3 days

Medal updated: Millionaire

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Multimillionaire

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $2,500,000 for at least 7 days to Have a recorded networth value of $2,500,000 for at least 7 days

Medal updated: Multimillionaire

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Capitalist

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $10,000,000 for at least 7 days to Have a recorded networth value of $10,000,000 for at least 7 days

Medal updated: Capitalist

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Plutocrat

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $25,000,000 for at least 14 days to Have a recorded networth value of $25,000,000 for at least 14 days

Medal updated: Plutocrat

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Aristocrat

Description: Maintain a Networth value of $100,000,000 for at least 14 days to Have a recorded networth value of $100,000,000 for at least 14 days

Medal updated: Aristocrat

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Fake

Description: Commit 300 Arson crimes to Commit 300 Fraud crimes

Medal updated: Fake

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Counterfeit

Description: Commit 600 Arson crimes to Commit 600 Fraud crimes

Medal updated: Counterfeit

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Pretender

Description: Commit 900 Arson crimes to Commit 900 Fraud crimes

Medal updated: Pretender

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Imposter

Description: Commit 1,500 Arson crimes to Commit 1,500 Fraud crimes

Medal updated: Imposter

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Pseudo

Description: Commit 2,000 Arson crimes to Commit 2,000 Fraud crimes

Medal updated: Pseudo

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Gone in 45 Seconds

Name: Gone In 45 Seconds to Gone in 45 Seconds

Medal updated: Gone in 45 Seconds

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Gone in 30 Seconds

Name: Gone In 30 Seconds to Gone in 30 Seconds

Medal updated: Gone in 30 Seconds

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Gone in 15 Seconds

Name: Gone In 15 Seconds to Gone in 15 Seconds

Medal updated: Gone in 15 Seconds

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Expert Buster

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Master Buster

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Guru Buster

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Faithful Faction Member

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Allegiant Faction Member

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Double Silver Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Double Ruby Anniversary

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Double Sapphire Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Double Emerald Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Double Gold Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Double Diamond Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Double Platinum Anniversary

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Imitation

Description: Commit 2,500 Arson crimes to Commit 2,500 Fraud crimes

Medal updated: Imitation

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Simulated

Description: Commit 3,000 Arson crimes to Commit 3,000 Fraud crimes

Medal updated: Simulated

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Hoax

Description: Commit 3,500 Arson crimes to Commit 3,500 Fraud crimes

Medal updated: Hoax

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Faux

Description: Commit 4,000 Arson crimes to Commit 4,000 Fraud crimes

Medal updated: Faux

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Booster

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Joyrider

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Super Booster

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Master Carjacker

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Lethal Assassin

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Fatal Assassin

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Poser

Description: Commit 5,000 Arson crimes to Commit 5,000 Fraud crimes

Medal updated: Poser

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Deception

Description: Commit 6,000 Arson crimes to Commit 6,000 Fraud crimes

Medal updated: Deception

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Phony

Description: Commit 7,000 Arson crimes to Commit 7,000 Fraud crimes

Medal updated: Phony

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Parody

Description: Commit 8,000 Arson crimes to Commit 8,000 Fraud crimes

Medal updated: Parody

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Travesty

Description: Commit 9,000 Arson crimes to Commit 9,000 Fraud crimes

Medal updated: Travesty

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Pyro

Description: Commit 10,000 Arson crimes to Commit 10,000 Fraud crimes

Medal updated: Pyro

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Slim Jim

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Novice Joy Rider

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Novice Slim Jim

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Professional Joy Rider

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Professional Booster

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Professional Slim Jim

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Master Joy Rider

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Master Booster

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Master Slim Jim

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Key Puncher

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Script Kid

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Geek Speak

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Techie

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Cyber Punk

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Programmer

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Level Thirty Five

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Level Forty

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Level Forty Five

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Level Fifty

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Level Fifty Five

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Level Sixty

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Beginner

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Inexperienced

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Rookie

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Novice

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Below Average

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Average

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Reasonable

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Above Average

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Competent

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Highly Competent

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Veteran

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Distinguished

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Highly Distinguished

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Professional

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Star

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Master

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Outstanding

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Celebrity

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Supreme

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Idolized

Name: Idolised to Idolized

Medal updated: Idolized

Description: Reach the rank of "Idolised" to Reach the rank of "Idolized"

Medal updated: Idolized

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Champion

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Heroic

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Legendary

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Elite

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Invincible

Rarity: to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Apprentice Faction Member

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Committed Faction Member

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Loyal Faction Member

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Dedicated Faction Member

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Novice Buster

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Intermediate Buster

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Advanced Buster

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Professional Buster

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Level Five

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Level Ten

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Level Fifteen

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Level Twenty

Rarity: to Very Common

Medal updated: Level Twenty Five

Rarity: to Common

Medal updated: Level Thirty

Rarity: to Common

Honor updated: Green, Green Grass

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Honor updated: Green, Green Grass

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Pontiac Firebird

Description: "This American classic tends to under-steer severely in the corners and wallow round any intricate track. However, its impressive top speeds on the straights do a lot to compenstate for weak cornering." to "This American classic tends to under-steer severely in the corners and wallow round any intricate track. However, its impressive top speeds on the straights do a lot to compensate for weak cornering."

Honor updated: Historian

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Rare

Honor added: Historian

Description: Read a chronicle

Honor updated: Twenty-One

Description: Win a Natural, Six card Charlie, Double down and Insurance on Blackjack to Achieve a Natural, Six card Charlie, Double down and Insurance on Blackjack

Honor updated: Worker Bee

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Jack Of All Trades

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Limited'

Item updated: Bottle of Saké

Name: Bottle of Saké to Bottle of Saké

Honor updated: Worker Bee

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Uncommon'

Item updated: Credit Card

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

Item updated: Lipstick

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

Item updated: License

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

Item updated: Tampon

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

Item updated: Receipt

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

Item updated: Family Photo

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

Item updated: Lint

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

Item updated: Handcuffs

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

Item updated: Lubricant

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

Item updated: Hit Contract

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

Item updated: Syringe

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

Item updated: Spoon

Type: 'Other' to 'Collectible'

Item updated: Hazmat Suit

Type: 'Clothing' to 'Defensive'

Honor added: Worker Bee

Description: Achieve 10,000 in any working stat

Honor updated: Hands Solo

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Uncommon'

Item added: Old Wallet

Description: A grubby, tattered wallet.

Item added: Cardholder

Description: A soft leather cardholder.

Item added: Billfold

Description: A slim premium billfold.

Item added: Coin Purse

Description: A fabric purse with a metal clasp.

Item added: Zip Wallet

Description: A tough fabric wallet closed with a zipper.

Item added: Clutch

Description: A fashionable clutch purse.

Item added: Credit Card

Description:

Item added: Lipstick

Description:

Item added: License

Description:

Item added: Tampon

Description:

Item added: Receipt

Description:

Item added: Family Photo

Description:

Item added: Lint

Description:

Item added: Handcuffs

Description:

Item added: Lubricant

Description: A silicon based lube with a full body and undertones of rich orchard fruits. Perfect for smearing on your loved one before committing acts that would disappoint your mother.

Item added: Hit Contract

Description: A letter featuring the particulars of a wanted criminal.

Item added: Syringe

Description: An unused 5ml syringe with a hypodermic needle.

Item added: Spoon

Description: A charred spoon.

Item added: Cell Phone

Description:

Honor updated: Hands Solo

Description: 'Defeat someone with your fists on May 4th' to 'Defeat someone using only your fists on May 4th'

Honor updated: Hands Solo

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Rare'

Honor updated: Surplus

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

Honor updated: Lovestruck

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

Item updated: Ninja Stars

Description: 'A lethal throwing dart that can pierce an opponent's body before he realizes an attack is under way. Conceal it in your hand and then throw it underhand at an enemy when they least expect it. Combined with poison these can really hurt your target!' to 'A lethal throwing weapon that can pierce an opponent's body before they realize an attack is under way. Conceal them, and then throw them underhand at an enemy when they least expect it.'

Honor updated: Finale

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

Honor updated: RNG

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Very Rare'

Honor added: Hands Solo

Description: Defeat someone with your fists on May 4th

Honor updated: Parallel

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

Honor updated: Futurity

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

Item added: Braces

Description:

Item added: Panama Hat

Description:

Item added: Pipe

Description:

Item added: Shoulder Sweater

Description:

Item added: Sports Jacket

Description:

Item updated: Pepper Spray

Description: 'The spray contains 200 grams of weapons grade pepper, and once fired can incapacitate your opponent for several minutes. Perfect for that extra edge during a fight.' to 'The spray contains 200 grams of weapons grade pepper, and once fired can incapacitate your opponent for several seconds. Perfect for that extra edge during a fight.'

Honor updated: Phoenix

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

Honor updated: Smuggler

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

Honor updated: Lovestruck

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

Honor updated: Good Friday

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

Honor updated: Well Built

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

Honor updated: Lovestruck

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare'

Honor updated: Poker King

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

Honor added: Lovestruck

Description: Defeat a married couple

Honor updated: Poker King

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Very Rare'

Honor updated: Poker King

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

Honor updated: Poker King

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Very Rare'

Honor updated: Invictus

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

Honor updated: Poker King

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

Honor updated: RNG

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

Honor updated: Bandolier

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

Honor added: RNG

Description: Who knows?

Honor updated: Pious

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

Honor updated: Deadly Duo

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

Item updated: Nothing

Description: 'Following the results of a city-wide poll, the people of Torn decided that the first 100 people to reach Level 100 should be given nothing. So here it is. Absolutely diddly squat. Zilch. Nada. Nowt. ' to 'Following the results of a city-wide poll, the people of Torn decided that the first 100 people to reach Level 100 should be given nothing. So here it is. Absolutely diddly squat. Zilch. Nada. Nowt.'

Item updated: Mouldy Pizza

Description: 'A putrid slice of pizza adorned with mushrooms of dubious origin. Sniffing it very carefully reveals the faintest odour of anchovies. ' to 'A putrid slice of pizza adorned with mushrooms of dubious origin. Sniffing it very carefully reveals the faintest odour of anchovies.'

Item updated: Torn City Times

Description: 'Read all about Torn's most dangerous criminals in the city's only officially recognized newspaper! The Torn City Times: Bringing you the biggest, realest, newest news. ' to 'Read all about Torn's most dangerous criminals in the city's only officially recognized newspaper! The Torn City Times: Bringing you the biggest, realest, newest news.'

Item updated: Cosmetics Case

Description: 'A high quality cosmetics case filled with designer makeup and high quality applicators. ' to 'A high quality cosmetics case filled with designer makeup and high quality applicators.'

Item updated: Baseball Cap

Description: 'Wear it forwards to keep your head cool, wear it backwards to be even cooler. ' to 'Wear it forwards to keep your head cool, wear it backwards to be even cooler.'

Item updated: Bermudas

Description: 'Some say these are named 'bermudas' because it's so easy to get lost in 'em. ' to 'Some say these are named 'bermudas' because it's so easy to get lost in 'em.'

Item updated: Raincoat

Description: 'Contrary to popular belief, this coat was invented to protect from rain, not create it. ' to 'Contrary to popular belief, this coat was invented to protect from rain, not create it.'

Item updated: Peplum Top

Description: 'This shirt was designed as a dress for people who still wanted to wear pants. ' to 'This shirt was designed as a dress for people who still wanted to wear pants.'

Item updated: Bandit Mask

Description: 'Ever wanted to commit a crime without the victims knowing your identity? You should probably buy something more substantial than this Bandit Mask, then, as it covers approximately one fifth of a regular-sized human face. Even Batman's cowl does more than that. ' to 'Ever wanted to commit a crime without the victims knowing your identity? You should probably buy something more substantial than this Bandit Mask, then, as it covers approximately one fifth of a regular-sized human face. Even Batman's cowl does more than that.'

Item updated: Dong : Holly

Description: 'Holly is a mischievous old hound with a thoroughly evil soul. She often breaks out of her home and will lead small children and other dogs out into the middle of a busy road, at which point she will sit back and watch the carnage unfold. ' to 'Holly is a mischievous old hound with a thoroughly evil soul. She often breaks out of her home and will lead small children and other dogs out into the middle of a busy road, at which point she will sit back and watch the carnage unfold.'

Item updated: Paper Crown : Green

Description: 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. ' to 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.'

Item updated: Paper Crown : Yellow

Description: 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. ' to 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.'

Item updated: Paper Crown : Red

Description: 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. ' to 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.'

Item updated: Paper Crown : Blue

Description: 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off. ' to 'This paper crown can be found inside a Christmas Cracker, along with a crap joke and an even worse gift. Made of a weird type of laminated tissue paper, these festive hats somehow make you feel like you're still wearing them hours after you've taken them off.'

Item updated: Wand of Destruction

Description: 'A very rare special weapon, this wand was created by The Great Pumpkin himself to wreak havoc on Torn City' to 'A very rare special weapon, this wand was created by The Great Pumpkin himself to wreak havoc on Torn City.'

Item updated: Jack-O-Lantern '05

Description: 'Given out by The Great Pumpkin, to good boys and girls all across Torn City' to 'Given out by The Great Pumpkin, to good boys and girls all across Torn City.'

Item updated: Sheep Plushie

Description: 'baaaaaa' to 'Baaaaaa.'

Item updated: Rainbow Stud Earring

Description: 'This earring is a symbol of Pride and Love' to 'This earring is a symbol of Pride and Love.'

Item updated: Red Fox Plushie

Description: 'Small dark red fox plushie, will serve as a memento from your trip to Britain, and your participation in a local Fox Hunt' to 'Small dark red fox plushie, will serve as a memento from your trip to Britain, and your participation in a local Fox Hunt.'

Item updated: Soccer Ball

Description: 'Replica of the ball used in the 1930 World Cup final between Argentina and Uruguay' to 'Replica of the ball used in the 1930 World Cup final between Argentina and Uruguay.'

Item updated: Mr Brownstone Doll

Description: 'This rocked out doll will get up around seven Get outta bed around nine And dont worry about nothing 'cause worryin is a waste of ...time' to 'This rocked out doll will get up around seven Get outta bed around nine And dont worry about nothing 'cause worryin is a waste of ...time.'

Item updated: Oriental Log

Description: 'This piece of Japanese oak looks ancient. It has Japanese symbols carved all over it. Strangely, written in English on the bottom of the log there is the name 'Master Keneshi'' to 'This piece of Japanese oak looks ancient. It has Japanese symbols carved all over it. Strangely, written in English on the bottom of the log there is the name 'Master Keneshi'.'

Item updated: Backstage Pass

Description: 'This backstage pass gave special benefits to its holder by allowing them to have met performers after concerts held by Torn City Radio' to 'This backstage pass gave special benefits to its holder by allowing them to have met performers after concerts held by Torn City Radio.'

Item updated: Hazmat Suit

Description: 'A fully encapsulating garment worn as protection from hazardous materials or substances. ' to 'A fully encapsulating garment worn as protection from hazardous materials or substances.'

Item updated: Box of Grenades

Description: 'A box of 100 grenades, courtesy of the Eaglewood mercenary group. ' to 'A box of 100 grenades, courtesy of the Eaglewood mercenary group.'

Item updated: Tribulus Omanense

Description: 'Originating in the desert, and soon to become Dubai's official flower, the Tribulus Omanense is a hermaphroditic flower that can survive very harsh conditions. ' to 'Originating in the desert, and soon to become Dubai's official flower, the Tribulus Omanense is a hermaphroditic flower that can survive very harsh conditions.'

Item updated: Handbag

Description: 'A platinum plated handbag to keep thieves at bay. Its diamond studs will deliver a nasty blow to any opponent. ' to 'A platinum plated handbag to keep thieves at bay. Its diamond studs will deliver a nasty blow to any opponent.'

Item updated: Mr Torn Crown '09

Description: 'Awarded to GodsCurse [785385] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2009! ' to 'Awarded to GodsCurse [785385] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2009!'

Item updated: Ms Torn Crown '09

Description: 'Awarded to Lullsbud [945705] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2009! ' to 'Awarded to Lullsbud [945705] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2009!'

Item updated: Vanity Hand Mirror

Description: 'This compact mirror is ideal to check yourself out before the big date. ' to 'This compact mirror is ideal to check yourself out before the big date.'

Item updated: Alfa Romeo 156

Description: 'The Alfa has copious amounts of torque giving it ferocious acceleration off the line. Stopping on the other hand is an issue; with Alfa reliability affecting everything...including the all important brakes. ' to 'The Alfa has copious amounts of torque giving it ferocious acceleration off the line. Stopping on the other hand is an issue; with Alfa reliability affecting everything...including the all important brakes.'

Item updated: Subaru Impreza STI

Description: 'This rally legend is more at home on the loose stuff compared to a track, making under-steer a major issue when on tarmac. Its pure grunt off the line compensates for this though, twinned with a gorgeous thundering burble from the boxer engine. ' to 'This rally legend is more at home on the loose stuff compared to a track, making under-steer a major issue when on tarmac. Its pure grunt off the line compensates for this though, twinned with a gorgeous thundering burble from the boxer engine.'

Item updated: Bugatti Veyron

Description: 'This Goliath is the pinnacle of engineering perfection, the quad-turbocharged W16 propels this rocket 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and all the way on to 253mph! Although braking is immense with the huge air brake on the rear, judging distance to brake is somewhat warped by the incomprehensible speeds. Handling is much to be desired also with this car clocking mid table lap times for its class around a track regardless of its fighter jet straight line capabilities. ' to 'This Goliath is the pinnacle of engineering perfection, the quad-turbocharged W16 propels this rocket 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and all the way on to 253mph! Although braking is immense with the huge air brake on the rear, judging distance to brake is somewhat warped by the incomprehensible speeds. Handling is much to be desired also with this car clocking mid table lap times for its class around a track regardless of its fighter jet straight line capabilities.'

Item updated: Lamborghini Gallardo

Description: 'This show-boater is a hard beast to tame round the corners, but show it a straight line and all hell breaks loose going 0-60 in just 3.4 seconds. You need to be a good matador to tame this wild bull. ' to 'This show-boater is a hard beast to tame round the corners, but show it a straight line and all hell breaks loose going 0-60 in just 3.4 seconds. You need to be a good matador to tame this wild bull.'

Item updated: Mr Torn Crown '10

Description: 'Awarded to Madmiketyson [979994] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2010! ' to 'Awarded to Madmiketyson [979994] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2010!'

Item updated: Ms Torn Crown '10

Description: 'Awarded to Iamone [1296111] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2010! ' to 'Awarded to Iamone [1296111] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2010!'

Item updated: Mr Torn Crown '11

Description: 'Awarded to Driving [1497275] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2011! ' to 'Awarded to Driving [1497275] for winning the Mr Torn City awards 2011!'

Item updated: Ms Torn Crown '11

Description: 'Awarded to Kimmy [995567] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2011! ' to 'Awarded to Kimmy [995567] for winning the Miss Torn City awards 2011!'

Item updated: Devil's Pitchfork

Description: 'A three pronged fork of sorcery. ' to 'A three pronged fork of sorcery.'

Item updated: Torn Bible

Description: 'In addition to a fictitious tale about Torn's saviour, this book contains all the mysteries and information about the game, written in a language only translatable by Bogie. This book is said to be 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range. ' to 'In addition to a fictitious tale about Torn's saviour, this book contains all the mysteries and information about the game, written in a language only translatable by Bogie. This book is said to be 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range.'

Item updated: Egotistical Bear

Description: 'A bear created to stroke Passie's ego, so she can continue to regard herself as central to the world which revolves around her. ' to 'A bear created to stroke Passie's ego, so she can continue to regard herself as central to the world which revolves around her.'

Item updated: Piece of Cake

Description: 'Covered in fine pink frosting and... It's cake! ' to 'Covered in fine pink frosting and... It's cake!'

Item updated: Certificate of Lame

Description: 'There's nothing worse than trying and failing. You may as well just give up on life now. This Certificate of Lame can be presented at any pharmacy in exchange for a bottle of vodka, sleeping pills, and medicinal suicide grenades. ' to 'There's nothing worse than trying and failing. You may as well just give up on life now. This Certificate of Lame can be presented at any pharmacy in exchange for a bottle of vodka, sleeping pills, and medicinal suicide grenades.'

Item updated: Penelope

Description: 'Penelope is Duke's favourite baseball bat which he's had since he was a kid. It is named after his ex-girlfriend Penelope because he likes to smash people in the balls with it, which was her favourite pastime too. ' to 'Penelope is Duke's favourite baseball bat which he's had since he was a kid. It is named after his ex-girlfriend Penelope because he likes to smash people in the balls with it, which was her favourite pastime too.'

Item updated: Loupes

Description: 'Whether you're performing life-saving surgery or an agonising vivisection procedure, these head-mounted medical loupes allow you to magnify your view of the subject and make incisions with precision. ' to 'Whether you're performing life-saving surgery or an agonising vivisection procedure, these head-mounted medical loupes allow you to magnify your view of the subject and make incisions with precision.'

Item updated: Big TV Screen

Description: 'A king size Sony TV screen' to 'A king size Sony TV screen.'

Item updated: Simple Virus

Description: 'A very simple virus that was written by an amateur' to 'A very simple virus that was written by an amateur.'

Item updated: Chevrolet Cavalier

Description: 'The Chevy has a substantially larger 2,800cc engine than most in its class giving it a great top speed. However like most American cars it lacks the simple ability to corner. ' to 'The Chevy has a substantially larger 2,800cc engine than most in its class giving it a great top speed. However like most American cars it lacks the simple ability to corner.'

Honor updated: Peppered

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

Honor added: Peppered

Description: Fire 1,000,000 rounds

Honor updated: Business Bachelor

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

Item updated: Big Sunglasses

Name: 'Oversized Sunglasses' to 'Big Sunglasses'

Item added: Gold Chain

Description:

Item added: Snapback Hat

Description:

Item added: Saggy Pants

Description:

Item added: Oversized Shirt

Description:

Item added: Basketball Shirt

Description:

Item added: Parachute Pants

Description:

Item added: Tube Dress

Description:

Item added: Gold Sneakers

Description:

Item added: Shutter Shades

Description:

Item added: Silver Hoodie

Description:

Item added: Bucket Hat

Description:

Item added: Puffer Jacket

Description:

Item added: Do Rag

Description:

Item added: Onesie

Description:

Item added: Baseball Jacket

Description:

Honor updated: Vengeance

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

Honor updated: Foul Play

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

Honor updated: Deadly Duo

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare'

Honor added: Deadly Duo

Description: Attack and defeat an opponent with your spouse

Item added: Gentleman Cache

Description:

Item updated: SIG 550

Name: 'Sig 550' to 'SIG 550'

Item updated: SIG 552

Name: 'Swiss Army SG 550' to 'SIG 552'

Honor updated: Finale

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Very Rare'

Honor updated: Finale

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

Honor added: Finale

Description: Defeat someone on the 25th turn of an attack

Item updated: Honda Integra R

Description: 'This import is described by many as the "closest you'll get to a race car out of factory" - due to its sharp and responsive handling ' to 'This import is described by many as the "closest you'll get to a race car out of factory" - due to its sharp and responsive handling.'

Honor updated: Time Traveller

Description: 'Survive a Torn City restore' to 'Survive a Torn City rollback'

Honor updated: Two Halves Make A Hole

Rarity: 'Uncommon' to 'Common'

Item updated: Bottle of Green Stout

Description: 'Consisting of nothing more than a glug of Irish stout and copious amounts of toxic green food colouring, this emerald-coloured beer will give you the supreme confidence of a drunk while also serving to clean out your colon in record time. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.' to 'Consisting of nothing more than a glug of Irish stout and copious amounts of toxic green food colouring, this emerald-coloured beverage will give you the supreme confidence of a drunk while also serving to clean out your colon in record time. Provides a very large nerve increase when consumed.'

Honor updated: Lead Salad

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare'

Honor updated: Spray And Pray

Description: 'Fire 2,500 rounds' to 'Fire 1,000 rounds'

Honor updated: Two Halves Make A Hole

Description: 'Fire 25,000 rounds' to 'Fire 10,000 rounds'

Honor added: Lead Salad

Description: Fire 100,000 rounds

Honor updated: Invictus

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

Honor updated: Stinker

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

Honor updated: Collector

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare'

Honor updated: Daddys New Shoes

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

Honor added: Collector

Description: Maintain an impressive display case of collectible items

Honor updated: Leaderboard

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare'

Honor added: Leaderboard

Description: Achieve top 250 in one of the personal Hall of Fame leaderboards

Honor updated: 1337

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

Item updated: Bread Knife

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

Item updated: Semtex

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

Item updated: Poison Umbrella

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

Item updated: Millwall Brick

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

Honor updated: Quartermaster

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

Item added: Bread Knife

Description:

Item added: Semtex

Description:

Item added: Poison Umbrella

Description:

Item added: Millwall Brick

Description:

Honor updated: Invictus

Rarity: 'Very Rare' to 'Rare'

Honor added: Quartermaster

Description: Use 10,000 rounds of special ammunition

Honor updated: Anaemic

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

Item updated: Donator Pack

Sell price: '24100000' to '23950000'

Honor updated: Invictus

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare'

Honor added: Invictus

Description: Successfully defend against someone who has at least double your battle stats

Honor updated: Church Mouse

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

Honor updated: Semper Fortis

Rarity: 'Common' to 'Very Common'

Honor updated: Tornication

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Common'

Honor updated: Wipeout

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

Honor added: Tornication

Description: Login on Valentine's Day

Honor updated: War Machine

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Extremely Rare'

Honor updated: Vae Victis

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

Item updated: Love Juice

Description: 'Made from the secretions of the Patagonian Filth Weasel, Love Juice is a fast acting aphrodisiac - or so it says on the label. In reality, this product is known to be useless, unless you are exposed to a large cloud of human reproductive pheromones, in which case it will make you angry, hyperactive and limber.' to 'Made from the secretions of the Patagonian Filth Weasel, Love Juice is a fast acting aphrodisiac - or so it says on the label. In reality, this product is known to be useless, unless you are exposed to a large cloud of human reproductive pheromones, in which case it will make you angry, hyperactive and strangely Samaritan.'

Item updated: Love Juice

Effect: 'Reduces energy attack cost to 10. Increases Speed by 50% and Dexterity by 25%.' to 'Reduces attack & revive energy cost by 15. Increases Speed by 50% and Dexterity by 25%.'

Honor updated: Parallel

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Rare'

Honor added: War Machine

Description: Achieve 1,000 finishing hits in every category

Honor updated: Modded

Description: 'Equip two high-tier mods to a weapon' to 'Equip two tier 3 or tier 4 mods to a single weapon'

Honor updated: Riddled

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

Item updated: Donator Pack

Sell price: '24500000' to '24100000'

Honor added: Bandolier

Description: Use 1,000 rounds of special ammunition

Honor updated: Fresh Start

Rarity: 'Limited' to 'Uncommon'

Item added: Denim Shirt

Description:

Item added: Denim Vest

Description:

Item added: Denim Jacket

Description:

Item added: Denim Trousers

Description:

Item added: Denim Shoes

Description:

Item added: Denim Cap

Description:

Honor updated: On Track

Rarity: 'Unknown Rarity' to 'Very Rare'

Honor added: On Track

Description: Earn 2,500 racing points

Honor updated: Magical Veins

Rarity: 'Rare' to 'Limited'

Honor updated: Tough

Description: 'Attain 100,000 manual labour' to 'Attain 100,000 manual labor'

Honor updated: Obliteration

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Very Rare'

Honor updated: Miracle Worker

Rarity: 'Extremely Rare' to 'Very Rare'

Honor updated: Bronze Belt

Rarity: 'Common' to 'Very Common'

Item updated: Wireless Dongle

Effect: '' to 'Improves success rate for the Hacking crime.'

Item updated: Horse's Head

Effect: '' to 'Can be hidden inside a parcel to zero someone's energy, nerve and happiness upon opening.'

Item updated: Book

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

Item updated: Brown Easter Egg

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes'

Item updated: Orange Easter Egg

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

Item updated: Pink Easter Egg

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 50 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

Item updated: Jawbreaker

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

Item updated: Bag of Sherbet

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 150 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

Item updated: Goodie Bag

Effect: '' to 'Provides an assortment of 30 items made up of Candy, Alcohol and Energy Drinks when opened.'

Item updated: Golden Broomstick

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

Item updated: Devil's Pitchfork

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

Item updated: Pair of Ice Skates

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

Item updated: Diamond Icicle

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

Item updated: Snowball

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

Item updated: Tavor TAR-21

Weapon Type: '' to 'Rifle'

Item updated: Harpoon

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

Item updated: Diamond Bladed Knife

Weapon Type: '' to 'Piercing'

Item updated: Naval Cutlass

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

Item updated: Trout

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

Item updated: Dog Poop

Effect: '' to 'Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property.'

Item updated: Stink Bombs

Effect: '' to 'Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property.'

Item updated: Toilet Paper

Effect: '' to 'Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property.'

Item updated: Petrified Humerus

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

Item updated: Bag of Bloody Eyeballs

Effect: '' to 'Increases happiness by 75 and booster cooldown by 30 minutes.'

Item updated: Bottle of Christmas Cocktail

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 3 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

Item updated: Empty Blood Bag

Effect: '' to 'Produces a blood bag of your type. Reduces life by 20%. Increases medical cooldown by 3 hours.'

Item updated: Blood Bag : A+

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

Item updated: Blood Bag : A-

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

Item updated: Blood Bag : B+

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

Item updated: Blood Bag : B-

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

Item updated: Blood Bag : AB+

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

Item updated: Blood Bag : AB-

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

Item updated: Blood Bag : O+

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

Item updated: Blood Bag : O-

Effect: '' to 'Reduces hospital by 100 mins and restores 20% life. Increases medical cooldown by 60 mins.'

Item updated: Molotov Cocktail

Effect: '' to 'Opponent receives Severe Burning damage over 5 turns.'

Item updated: Molotov Cocktail

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

Item updated: Book : Brawn Over Brains

Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Strength by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Time Is In The Mind

Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Speed by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Keeping Your Face Handsome

Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Defense by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : A Job For Your Hands

Effect: '' to 'Permanently increases Dexterity by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Working 9 Til 5

Effect: '' to 'Increases all working stats by 5% (up to 2,500 maximum gain each) upon completion.'

Item updated: Book : Making Friends, Enemies, And Cakes

Effect: '' to 'Increases blacklist & friend list capacity by +100 upon completion.'

Item updated: Book : High School For Adults

Effect: '' to 'Provides a free merit reset upon completion.'

Item updated: Book : Milk Yourself Sober

Effect: '' to 'Removes a substantial amount of drug addiction upon completion.'

Item updated: Book : Fight Like An Asshole

Effect: '' to 'Provides a passive 25% bonus to all battle stats for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Mind Over Matter

Effect: '' to 'Provides a passive 100% bonus to Strength for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : No Shame No Pain

Effect: '' to 'Provides a passive 100% bonus to Defense for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Run Like The Wind

Effect: '' to 'Provides a passive 100% bonus to Speed for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Weaseling Out Of Trouble

Effect: '' to 'Provides a passive 100% bonus to Dexterity for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Get Hard Or Go Home

Effect: '' to 'Increases all gym gains by 20% for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Gym Grunting - Shouting To Success

Effect: '' to 'Increases Strength gym gains by 30% for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Self Defense In The Workplace

Effect: '' to 'Increases Defense gym gains by 30% for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Speed 3 - The Rejected Script

Effect: '' to 'Increases Speed gym gains by 30% for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Limbo Lovers 101

Effect: '' to 'Increases Dexterity gym gains by 30% for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime

Effect: '' to 'Increases crime skill & crime experience gain by 25% for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : What Are Old Folk Good For Anyway?

Effect: '' to 'Increases all EXP gains by 25% for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Medical Degree Schmedical Degree

Effect: '' to 'Reduces all hospital time by 50% for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : No More Soap On A Rope

Effect: '' to 'Reduces all jail time by 50% for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Mailing Yourself Abroad

Effect: '' to 'Reduces all travel times by 25% for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Smuggling For Beginners

Effect: '' to 'Increases travel capacity by +10 for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Stealthy Stealing of Underwear

Effect: '' to 'Guaranteed stealth for the next 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Shawshank Sure Ain't For Me!

Effect: '' to 'Large jail bust & escape boost for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Ignorance Is Bliss

Effect: '' to 'Happiness can regenerate above maximum for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Winking To Win

Effect: '' to 'Doubles contract credit and money rewards for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Finders Keepers

Effect: '' to 'Increases awareness by 2500% for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Hot Turkey

Effect: '' to 'Gain no drug addiction for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Higher Daddy, Higher!

Effect: '' to 'Provides +20% energy regeneration for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : The Real Dutch Courage

Effect: '' to 'Doubles nerve regeneration for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Because I'm Happy - The Pharrell Story

Effect: '' to 'Doubles happiness regeneration for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : No More Sick Days

Effect: '' to 'Doubles life regeneration for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Duke - My Story

Effect: '' to 'Duke will occasionally retaliate against your attackers for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Self Control Is For Losers

Effect: '' to 'Reduces all consumable cooldowns by 50% for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Going Back For More

Effect: '' to 'Reduces all medical cooldowns by 50% for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Get Drunk And Lose Dignity

Effect: '' to 'Doubles alcohol effects for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Fuelling Your Way To Failure

Effect: '' to 'Doubles energy drink effects for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Yes Please Diabetes

Effect: '' to 'Doubles candy effects for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Ugly Energy

Effect: '' to 'Increases maximum energy to 250 for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Memories And Mammaries

Effect: '' to 'Takes the same effect from the last used book for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Brown-nosing The Boss

Effect: '' to 'Greatly increases personal employee effectiveness for 31 days.'

Item updated: Book : Running Away From Trouble

Effect: '' to 'Guaranteed attacking escape attempt success for 31 days.'

Item updated: Plastic Sword

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

Item updated: Penelope

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

Item updated: Cake Frosting

Effect: '' to 'Can be used with a Fruitcake and Lock Picking Kit to create a Special Fruitcake.'

Item updated: Lock Picking Kit

Effect: '' to 'Can be used with a Fruitcake and Cake Frosting to create a Special Fruitcake.'

Item updated: Felovax

Effect: '' to 'Treats Feline Immunodeficiency Virus.'

Item updated: Zylkene

Effect: '' to 'Reduces stress in canines.'

Item updated: Duke's Safe

Effect: '' to 'Can be opened to reveal the contents if the correct combination is entered.'

Item updated: Duke's Hammer

Weapon Type: '' to 'Clubbing'

Item updated: Tyrosine

Effect: '' to 'User becomes Sharpened, increasing Dexterity by 500% for 120 seconds.'

Item updated: Tyrosine

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

Item updated: Keg of Beer

Effect: '' to 'Provides a Glass of Beer when used. Estimated 80 servings.'

Item updated: Glass of Beer

Effect: '' to 'Increases nerve by 2 and booster cooldown by 1 hour.'

Item updated: Six Pack of Alcohol

Effect: '' to 'Provides 6 premium alcoholic drinks when opened.'

Item updated: Six Pack of Energy Drink

Effect: '' to 'Provides 6 premium energy drinks when opened.'

Item updated: Rosary Beads

Effect: '' to 'Boosts the effects of praying in the church by 10%.'

Item updated: Piggy Bank

Effect: '' to 'Can safely store money. Withdrawing the contents will destroy the item.'

Item updated: Empty Vial

Effect: '' to 'Can be filled with bodily fluids.'

Item updated: Questionnaire

Effect: '' to 'Needs to be completed and returned to Amanda.'

Item updated: Agreement

Effect: '' to 'Needs to be signed and returned to Amanda.'

Item updated: Nock Gun

Weapon Type: '' to 'Shotgun'

Item updated: Beretta Pico

Weapon Type: '' to 'Pistol'

Item updated: Riding Crop

Weapon Type: '' to 'Slashing'

Item updated: Sand

Effect: '' to 'Opponent becomes Blinded, decreasing Speed to 1/5th for 15-20 seconds.'

Item updated: Sand

Weapon Type: '' to 'Temporary'

Item updated: Rheinmetall MG 3

Weapon Type: '' to 'Machine gun'

Item updated: Homemade Pocket Shotgun