Medal updated: Menacing Misfit

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: eCPU

Description: "" to "The ultra-efficient eCPU is very much like an afternoon at grandma's house or a typical British summer - there's no chance of things getting hot. This type of processor is your best bet if you're looking for a low-power, low-heat build. An eCPU-focused rig might not register a particularly high MIP rate, but nor will it turn your apartment into an oven while it's running."

Honor updated: Phantastic

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Medal updated: Bold Burglar

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Pay Dirt

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Party Animal

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Ph34r3d1337 Hacker

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Honor updated: Tekkers

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Rope

Type: Other to Special

Medal updated: Relentless Reprobate

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor added: Trash Bandit

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Disposal

Honor added: Dissolving Agent

Description: Dissolve a Dead Body in Acid

Item updated: Latex Gloves

Type: Clothing to Enhancer

Item updated: Handkerchief

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Rope

Type: Special to Other

Item updated: Wheelbarrow

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Shovel

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Double Cut File

Type: Other to Special

Honor updated: Notorious

Description: Achieve 100% notoriety at all stores at the same time in Shoplifting to Achieve 100% notoriety at all stores at the same time

Medal updated: Drug Pusher

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Honor updated: Crowd Teaser

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Infernal Instigator

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item added: Net

Description:

Item added: Dog Treats

Description:

Honor updated: Fresh Blud

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Pocketeer

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Level Fifty

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Half Way There

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Historian

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Counterfeit Crafter

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Disposable Mask

Name: Medical Mask to Disposable Mask

Item updated: Disposable Mask

Description: "Demonstrate to the world what a kind, considerate, and courteous citizen you are by proudly wearing this Medical Mask over your mouth and nose. Wearing a face covering marks you out as a pillar of society, and lets others know that you are willing to temporarily breathe in some of your own breath to avoid killing your grandmother." to "Demonstrate to the world what a kind, considerate, and courteous citizen you are by proudly wearing this Disposable Mask over your mouth and nose. Wearing a face covering marks you out as a pillar of society, and lets others know that you are willing to temporarily breathe in some of your own breath to avoid killing your grandmother."

Medal updated: Data Dynamo

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Malicious Maverick

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: Evil Winnie Mask '23

Description: "Known to prefer the taste of spinal cord fluid over fresh honey, this evil variant of the beloved Winnie-the-Pooh is a far cry from A.A. Milne's original creation. A character described as "stuffed with fluff" is now filled with insatiable hatred. The bear's soft, golden fur has been replaced with a wet, fleshy-like material that closely resembles human skin. And his iconic red shirt is now white, albeit stained red having been soaked with the blood of his playmates, a grim reminder of Eyeore and Piglet's horrible demise. Oh bother, indeed." to "Known to prefer the taste of spinal cord fluid over fresh honey, this evil variant of the beloved Winnie-the-Pooh is a far cry from A.A. Milne's original creation. A character described as "stuffed with fluff" is now filled with insatiable hatred. The bear's soft, golden fur has been replaced with a wet, fleshy-like material that closely resembles human skin. And his iconic red shirt is now white, albeit stained red having been soaked with the blood of his playmates, a grim reminder of Eeyore's horrible demise. Oh bother, indeed."

Honor updated: Pig Rustler

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Key to the City

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Polished Perpetrator

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Covert Copier

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Crowd Teaser

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Villainous Vandal

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Bogus Buccaneer

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Phantastic

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Breaking and Entering

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Tekkers

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor added: Crowd Teaser

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Hustling

Honor added: Tekkers

Description: Achieve maximum technique in all four Hustling confidence tricks

Item updated: Evil Winnie Mask '23

Description: "" to "Known to prefer the taste of spinal cord fluid over fresh honey, this evil variant of the beloved Winnie-the-Pooh is a far cry from A.A. Milne's original creation. A character described as "stuffed with fluff" is now filled with insatiable hatred. The bear's soft, golden fur has been replaced with a wet, fleshy-like material that closely resembles human skin. And his iconic red shirt is now white, albeit stained red having been soaked with the blood of his playmates, a grim reminder of Eyeore and Piglet's horrible demise. Oh bother, indeed."

Honor updated: You've Got Some Nerve

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Rampant Robber

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Scheming Scammer

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Level One Hundred

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Spoiled Rotten

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: The Whole Nine Yards

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: To The Limit

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item added: Evil Winnie Mask '23

Description:

Medal updated: Double Emerald Anniversary

Rarity: Very Common to Common

Medal updated: Gone in 45 Seconds

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Honor updated: Pocketeer

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Dynamic Destructor

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Bonded Latex

Description: "Bonded latex is a flexible and adaptable material that is made by fusing several layers of latex together under high heat and pressure. This is not too dissimilar to the way in which a toasted cheese sandwich is made, but that is there where the comparisons end. Bonded latex sheets can be used to upholster furniture, make yoga mats, and provide comfort and reassurance to adult bed-wetters." to "Bonded latex is a flexible and adaptable material that is made by fusing several layers of latex together under high heat and pressure. This is not too dissimilar to the way in which a toasted cheese sandwich is made, but that's where the comparisons end. Bonded latex sheets can be used to upholster furniture, make yoga mats, and provide comfort and reassurance to adult bed-wetters."

Item updated: Vanguard Boots

Description: "Elite athleticism meets tactical engineering in the design for the Vanguard Boot. Developed in collaboration with top sprinters and soccer players, this footwear adapts to the wearer’s gait to deliver supreme orthotic support that amplifies agility and protects against sprains. Their thick yet lightweight sole provides phenomenal levels of traction when running or turning. And the boot’s breathable yet durable upper ensures that the feet remain comfortable and shielded from environmental hazards." to "Elite athleticism meets tactical engineering in the design of the Vanguard Boots. Developed in collaboration with top sprinters and soccer players, this footwear adapts to the wearer's gait to deliver supreme orthotic support that amplifies agility and protects against sprains. Their thick yet lightweight sole provides phenomenal levels of traction when running or turning. And the boot's breathable yet durable upper ensures that the feet remain comfortable and shielded from environmental hazards."

Item updated: Vanguard Gloves

Description: "" to "Precision and protection are the hallmarks of the Vanguard Gloves, meticulously engineered to bolster digital dexterity without impinging on the wearer's marksmanship abilities. Featuring a thickened outer shell to protect the dorsum and appendages, these gloves retain a tactile, flexible palm to ensure the seamless handling of both firearms and melee weapons."

Item updated: Vanguard Respirator

Description: "" to "The Vanguard headpiece's sleek ergonomic design balances maximum protection with minimal weight. Its wide angle visor facilitates rapid target identification with its expanded field of view. To counter chemical assaults, the integrated tactical respirator efficiently neutralizes pepper spray and tear gas, safeguarding the wearer from airborne adversaries."

Item updated: Vanguard Body

Description: "" to "Built with dexterity in mind, the Vanguard body's cutting-edge bracing system amplifies the soldier's natural agility, granting them the increased fluidity of motion that often proves crucial during close-quarter combat situations. An outer layer of Spectra Shield composite material serves as protection against ballistic threats while helping to maintain a feather-light profile."

Item updated: Vanguard Pants

Description: "" to "The Vanguard Pants use adaptive, state-of-the-art braces to augment the wearer's inherent dexterity and take it to new levels. This underlying supportive structure enables combatants to perform complex movements quicker and with reduced risk of joint and ligament damage. Strategically placed padding sits beneath a thin layer of Spectra Shield fabric to ensure further protection from unexpected encounters with gunfire or the ground."

Item updated: Vanguard Boots

Description: "" to "Elite athleticism meets tactical engineering in the design for the Vanguard Boot. Developed in collaboration with top sprinters and soccer players, this footwear adapts to the wearer’s gait to deliver supreme orthotic support that amplifies agility and protects against sprains. Their thick yet lightweight sole provides phenomenal levels of traction when running or turning. And the boot’s breathable yet durable upper ensures that the feet remain comfortable and shielded from environmental hazards."

Medal updated: Elite

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Sordid Sinner

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Vanguard Respirator

Name: Vanguard Rebreather to Vanguard Respirator

Item updated: Megaphone

Description: "" to "A megaphone can be used to raise your voice to a higher decibel level to help you to communicate effectively over distance or noise. Also known as Bullhorns, these devices are useful when coordinating groups, making announcements, leading events or protests, and ensuring vital information is heard clearly during emergencies or public gatherings. This particular megaphone has two loudness settings: American, and off."

Item updated: Office Chair

Description: "" to "When the modern trend for standing desks dies out, coders and call handlers beg for forgiveness from the humble office chair. Welcoming your buttocks like a pair of old friends, this ergonomically designed piece of furniture provides comfort, reassurance, and support during those long lonely days staring at a screen. Twenty years from now you'll be barely able to walk, but the memories of this chair's gentle embrace will persist long after your spine gives out."

Honor updated: Retail Therapy

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: King PIN

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Pig Rustler

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Party Animal

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Item added: Vanguard Gloves

Description:

Item added: Office Chair

Description:

Item added: Vanguard Rebreather

Description:

Item added: Vanguard Body

Description:

Item added: Vanguard Pants

Description:

Item added: Vanguard Boots

Description:

Item added: Megaphone

Description:

Honor updated: Going Postal

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Zero Liability

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Duplicitous Designer

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Pig Rustler

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor added: Pig Rustler

Description: Pickpocket a police officer's badge

Honor added: Pocketeer

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Pickpocketing

Item updated: CPU

Description: "" to "A Central Processing Unit is a microchip, typically silicon-based, that acts as the primary processing component of a computer. Consisting of millions and sometimes billions of transistors, the CPU is often referred to as the brain of a computer. This makes you wonder which part is the anus. Probably the cooling fan."

Item updated: HPCPU

Description: "" to "Moore's law is the observation that the number of transistors in an integrated circuit (IC) doubles about every two years. This high-performance chip follows that trend by improving on the millions and billions of transistors integrated into a typical CPU by an order of squillions. When running at full capacity, this HPCPU gets hot enough to cook an egg - albeit a really tiny one from like a midget bird or something."

Item updated: Computer Fan

Description: "" to "Known as the anus of the PC, the computer fan is a mechanical device used to draw air away from the components within. A brief inspection of your own computer fan will almost certainly reveal a thick layer of dust that has built up over months or possibly years, depending how gross you are. This dust can be consumed to produce a special "coughing" effect."

Item updated: Water Block

Description: "" to "Made from copper or aluminum, a water block consists of a metal cube which contains numerous internal channels filled with coolant. When placed next to high-temperature components, a water block can help to improve computer performance by absorbing heat and distributing it elsewhere. This is in stark contrast to laptops, which simply redistribute heat from within the system to your thighs and groin. "

Item updated: Heat Sink

Description: "" to "A heat sink is a passive cooling component that uses material conductivity to draw heat away from CPUs, GPUs, and C3POs. Made from high thermal conductive metals like copper or aluminum, the heat sink must be placed directly next to said components in order to work effectively. In 2005, a Chinese factory worker named Bingbàng Rén fell into a vat of heat sinks and promptly froze to death."

Item updated: PSU

Description: "" to "Power Supply Units convert mains electrical power into direct current in order to power a computer's internal components such as the motherboard, hard drive, or those green glowing lights on the outside that make you feel like you're in the Matrix. Disconnection of the PSU is a crucial step in troubleshooting the vast majority of computer issues, as doing so allows you to begin the time-tested procedure known as "turning it off and on again.""

Item updated: Police Badge

Description: "" to "A Police Officer's badge acts as a symbol of their authority alongside their uniform, sidearm, and hostile demeanor toward minorities. The badges assigned to the Torn City Police Department are made of brass. Easily bent and tarnished, Torn's police officers are often seen chewing on their badges during periods of downtime."

Item updated: Collectible Cache

Description: "" to "This cache contains one of hundreds of collectible items, including those that have been made for staff in order to make up for the fact that they have to deal with Torn's citizens on a daily basis. Contents may include all sorts of colorful and random items, from a WarPaint Kit or Case of Whiskey through to a Black Unicorn or a... Leukaemia Teddy Bear? Jesus Christ."

Medal updated: Notorious Nabber

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Meticulous Maker

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Stealthy Stealer

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Imposter

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Honor updated: Key to the City

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Item updated: Wrench

Type: Melee to Temporary

Item updated: Taser

Type: Melee to Secondary

Medal updated: Geek Speak

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Nefarious Nihilist

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Hardworking Heavy

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Breaking and Entering

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Conniving Culprit

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Igniter Cord

Description: "This reel of igniter cord can be used to ensure that you're a safe distance away from controlled explosions, allowing you to retain your limbs, eardrums, and the top layer of your skin. The cord works by transmitting a controlled flame down its center at a consistent and predictable speed. Whether you're destroying a building or obliterating a human corpse, don't skim on the cord if you want to walk away." to "This reel of igniter cord can be used to ensure that you're a safe distance away from controlled explosions, allowing you to retain your limbs, eardrums, and the top layer of your skin. The cord works by transmitting a controlled flame down its center at a consistent and predictable speed. Whether you're destroying a building or obliterating a human corpse, don't skimp on the cord if you want to walk away."

Medal updated: Decisive Defacer

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Ammonia

Description: "Ammonia is a caustic, alkaline substance whose pungent odor reminds many of their grandparents' agonizing final moments. A compound of hydrogen and nitrogen, ammonia has various industrial and domestic applications. This particular bottle contains 500ml of liquid ammonia, which is enough to make roughly fifteen horrible cocktails." to "Ammonia is a caustic, alkaline substance whose pungent odor reminds many of their grandparents' agonizing final moments. A compound of hydrogen and nitrogen, ammonia has various industrial and domestic applications. This particular bottle contains 500ml of diluted ammonia, which is enough to make roughly fifteen horrible cocktails."

Item updated: Green Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Purple Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Blue Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Purple Bell

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Admin Portrait '09

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Staff Haxx Button

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Nothing

Type: Other to Collectible

Medal updated: Brazen Booster

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: King PIN

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Radical Rebel

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Lawless Liaison

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Urban Upsetter

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Let Us Spray

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Zero Liability

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Digital Duplicator

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Supremacy

Description: Finish the Elimination competition within the top 5% of attacking players in your team to Finish the Elimination competition within the top 5% of attacks

Medal updated: Professional Joy Rider

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Reckless Renovator

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Blackhearted Bluffer

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Despicable Deviant

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Infernal Instigator

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Item updated: Box of Chocolate Bars

Description: "A box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed." to "A box of chocolate bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed."

Item updated: Big Box of Chocolate Bars

Description: "A very large box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed." to "A very large box of chocolate bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed."

Item updated: Grenade

Description: "A small hand-held bomb. Pull the pin, count to three, then throw it at your enemy." to "A small fragmentation grenade. Pull the pin, count to three, then throw it at your enemy."

Item updated: HEG

Description: "A fragmentation grenade used to shock and stun the enemy and cause casualties up to a maximum of 190 metres from the point of burst." to "A high-explosive grenade used to cause casualties up to a maximum of 190 meters from the point of burst."

Honor added: Breaking and Entering

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Burglary

Honor added: Key to the City

Description: Successfully burgle all 34 areas

Medal updated: Sneaky Snatcher

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Remote Detonator

Description: "Without a detonator, a reel of igniter cord is nothing but a load of expensive string on the end of a spicy candle. But when these items are combined, the ability to destroy things at a distance is within your grasp. This detonator device consists of a black box with a huge red button. It really couldn't be any simpler!" to "Without a detonator, a bomb is nothing but a load of spicy candles. But when you team one up with a remote detonator, the ability to destroy things at a distance is within your grasp. There's no need for a long reel of suspicious igniter cord with this remote detonator, which itself consists of a box with a huge red button. It really couldn't be any simpler to blow up faraway shit! "

Item updated: Parking Permit

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Birth Certificate

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Diploma

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Polishing Pad

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Bank Check

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Double Cut File

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Concert Ticket

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Travel Visa

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Passport

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Medical Bill

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Prescription

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Magnifying Glass

Type: Enhancer to Other

Item updated: Certificate Seal

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Aluminum Plate

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: License Plate

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Police Badge

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Graver

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Perforator

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Fountain Pen

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Drill

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Wax Seal Stamp

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Bonded Latex

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Grinding Stone

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Remote Detonator

Name: Detonator to Remote Detonator

Honor updated: Box Office

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Renegade Rascal

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Graver

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Perforator

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Fountain Pen

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Drill

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Wax Seal Stamp

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Bonded Latex

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Grinding Stone

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Parking Permit

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Birth Certificate

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Diploma

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Polishing Pad

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Bank Check

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Double Cut File

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Concert Ticket

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Travel Visa

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Passport

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Medical Bill

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Prescription

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Certificate Seal

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Aluminum Plate

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: License Plate

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Police Badge

Type: Other to Collectible

Medal updated: Beginner Assassin

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Item updated: Green Ornament

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Purple Ornament

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Blue Ornament

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Purple Bell

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Snow Globe '09

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Dancing Santa Claus '09

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Admin Portrait '09

Type: Collectible to Other

Honor updated: Zero Liability

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Green Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Purple Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Blue Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Purple Bell

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Snow Globe '09

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Dancing Santa Claus '09

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Admin Portrait '09

Type: Other to Collectible

Medal updated: Menacing Misfit

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Item updated: Bone Saw

Type: Other to Melee

Item updated: Cattle Prod

Type: Other to Melee

Item updated: Six-Pack of Alcohol

Name: Six-pack of Alcohol to Six-Pack of Alcohol

Item updated: Six-Pack of Energy Drink

Name: Six-pack of Energy Drink to Six-Pack of Energy Drink

Item updated: Flashlight

Description: "This particular flashlight uses a powerful LED to project light up to 200 meters and has a candela rating of 20,000. Its heavy-duty nature means it can withstand being dropped from a height, and can even be used as a glass breakage tool in an emergency." to "This flashlight uses a powerful LED to project light up to 200 meters and has a candela rating of 20,000. Its heavy-duty nature means it can withstand being dropped from a height, and can even be used as a glass breakage tool in an emergency. Flashlights are similar in many ways to the Fleshlight, as they are often used in darkened rooms to assist the user in the achievement of clarity. "

Honor updated: Zero Liability

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Freshman Fiend

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Grain

Description: "Graaaaaaaaaaaains. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. You know what grain is. Don't pretend otherwise. This sack contains 50 kilograms of grain. We googled it, and that's what the internet said was a reasonable amount. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains." to "A 50 kilogram sack of premium quality grain containing a blend of genetically modified strains selected for their durability and nutritional value. Not only do these strains survive better than their counterparts, they are engineered to overwhelm native species and dominate all available arable land. In a few years time, this grain will be the only strain on planet Earth!"

Item updated: Mop

Description: "The earliest mops consisted of nothing more than a rag on a stick dipped in the river, probably. Today, we humans are blessed by the invention of microfiber mops like this, which trap dirt and bacteria much more efficiently than sponge or string mops." to "This microfiber mop is able to trap dirt and bacteria much more efficiently than sponge or string mops. Its replaceable and washable head means you could and possibly should have a separate one for each room! Because you wouldn't want to clean your kitchen with the same head you've used in the bathroom, would you? No seriously, would you?"

Item updated: Crucible

Description: "Written in 1953 by legendary playwright Arthur Miller, The Crucible tells the tale of of the Salem witch trials, a harrowing chapter in American history that unfolded in the late 17th century. Through a compelling four-act narrative which follows the trial of four young girls accused of witchcraft, Miller adeptly captures the paranoia and moral dilemmas that engulfed the Puritan community of the time. Wait, what? Oh FFS. I'm not rewriting the whole thing. Fine. A crucible is a tiny bowl that you burn things in." to "A deep well ceramic crucible used to melt and refine materials like glass and metal. A versatile vessel, this item can also be used to heat and analyze certain chemicals. Precisely which chemicals you choose to heat, analyze, and later ingest is a matter for you and your local physician."

Item updated: Flashlight

Description: "The flashlight is similar to the Fleshlight in that it is often used in darkened rooms to assist the user in the achievement of clarity. This particular flashlight uses a powerful LED to project light up to 200 meters and has a candela rating of 20,000. Its heavy-duty nature means it can withstand being dropped from a height, and can even be used as a glass breakage tool in an emergency." to "This particular flashlight uses a powerful LED to project light up to 200 meters and has a candela rating of 20,000. Its heavy-duty nature means it can withstand being dropped from a height, and can even be used as a glass breakage tool in an emergency."

Item updated: Perforator

Description: "" to "This tool consists of a row of sharp pins fixed to a rotating wheel that can be rolled across a surface to create perforations. In an office setting, such a tool might be used to make tear-off documents such as tickets or coupons. In Madam Thrash's cellar of pain and punishment, the perforator might be used to impart exquisite sensations upon her paying customers."

Item updated: Fountain Pen

Description: "" to "If you've ever inquire about life insurance, chances are you have one of these high-end fountain pens stuffed in a drawer somewhere. With its gold nib and polished black barrel, this luxury pen makes writing your grocery list feel like conducting a symphony."

Item updated: Drill

Description: "" to "The 20v cordless Lochmacher 42 was voted Drill of the Month in April 2021, and it's easy to see why. With 8 variable speeds, and a week-long battery life from a one hour charge, this product bores through the competition with ease. On the 1st of December 1990, a drill like this except much larger and completely different was used to punch the final hole in the tunnel between Britain and France which we now know as the Channel Tunnel."

Item updated: Wax Seal Stamp

Description: "" to "Tired of sending dull old Christmas cards and easy-to-ignore demands for payment? Then add a royal touch to your correspondence with this wax seal stamp! After smearing a blob of warm wax onto your envelope, this stamp can be used to impress your personal sigil into the substance before it hardens. The stamper's replaceable die can be modified to create any kind of design you like, from cute smiley faces through to historical symbols with hateful connotations!"

Item updated: Bonded Latex

Description: "" to "Bonded latex is a flexible and adaptable material that is made by fusing several layers of latex together under high heat and pressure. This is not too dissimilar to the way in which a toasted cheese sandwich is made, but that is there where the comparisons end. Bonded latex sheets can be used to upholster furniture, make yoga mats, and provide comfort and reassurance to adult bed-wetters."

Item updated: Grinding Stone

Description: "" to "The idiom "nose to the grindstone" was first coined in the 14th Century, when those of an idle persuasion had their snouts ground off as punishment and to serve as a warning to others. Whereas the grindstones referred to in those days were huge and found in flour mills, this grindstone is of a more intricate design. Compatible with drills and other handheld rotary tools, this grindstone attachment can be used to shape and finish a variety of metals, stone, wood, or your mother's thick juicy toenails."

Item updated: Polishing Pad

Description: "" to "When fixed into a rotary tool, polishing pads can be used to buff and shine sanded surfaces. Constructed from wool felt, this polishing pad is so smooth it could even be used safely in your mouth to make your teeth all smooth and slippery. But be careful, because if your mouth stones are too smooth, the food will fall right out of your mouth and you'll starve to death in a week."

Item updated: Double Cut File

Description: "" to "A six-inch double cut hand file suitable for heavy duty work on a wide variety of surfaces. This tool is fitted with patented anti-patisserie technology, preventing it from being baked into cakes, flans, or desserts of any kind."

Item updated: Medical Bill

Description: "" to "An item that will need no explaining to Americans, this medical bill is an invoice for medical services rendered. $400 for lab work? Sounds reasonable. $2,000 for an ambulance ride? That's about the same as an Uber. $20,000 to give birth? I'll take two, thank you very much! And don't forget to add on that $39.95 surcharge for permission to hold your baby afterward."

Item updated: Certificate Seal

Description: "" to "Are you hoping to become a lawyer but you're too lazy to complete all of the educations? Hoping to trick Adobe into giving you a 75% student discount? Then use this authentic but actually not authentic-at-all certificate seal to put the finishing touch to your forged Bachelor of Law degree certificate. Pre-stamped with the sigil of Torn City College, this seal can be fixed to any certificate to give it the legitimate feel of a genuine diploma. "

Item updated: Aluminum Plate

Name: Aluminium Plate to Aluminum Plate

Item updated: Aluminum Plate

Description: "" to "Aluminum, also known as aluminium, is the third-most abundant element within Earth's crust, but is rarely found within the crust of pizzas, where cheese and hot dogs are more plentiful. Lightweight, strong, and resistant to corrosion, aluminum is commonly used in the making of soda cans and automobiles. This metal was first isolated in its pure form in the 19th Century, and it is believed that if the Romans had discovered aluminum in the time before Christ, they might've used it to make his cross all shiny and stuff."

Item updated: Embosser

Description: "" to "If you want to create an impression at a party, you should wear a bright shirt and speak as loud and as fast as possible. But if you're looking to impress upon various substrates, an embosser is a more suitable choice. With just a small amount of pressure, this tool can be used to add indentations and raised impressions of designs or text. Forging your doctorate in veterinary science has never been easier!"

Item updated: Hot Foil Stamper

Description: "" to "Looking to create an eye-catching set of invitations for your wedding, your birthday, or your religious cult's mass suicide ritual? This hot foil stamper will help you add a little pizazz to your designs. With a small amount of heat, this device is able to stamp precise foil accents onto cardstock, leather, and plastics in mere moments."

Item updated: Sewing Kit

Description: "" to "This compact sewing kit contains all of the tools and materials you need to alter and repair any garment. From your husband's torn gusset to an aggressively tight set of booty shorts, all you need to tailor them is a needle, some thread, and a little patience. And once you're done, why not shove one of the needles through the top layer of the skin on your index finger? If you've never tried it, you're in for a treat!"

Item updated: Crucible

Description: "" to "Written in 1953 by legendary playwright Arthur Miller, The Crucible tells the tale of of the Salem witch trials, a harrowing chapter in American history that unfolded in the late 17th century. Through a compelling four-act narrative which follows the trial of four young girls accused of witchcraft, Miller adeptly captures the paranoia and moral dilemmas that engulfed the Puritan community of the time. Wait, what? Oh FFS. I'm not rewriting the whole thing. Fine. A crucible is a tiny bowl that you burn things in."

Item updated: Glue

Description: "" to "A 50ml bottle of all-purpose glue. This solvent-based formula dries in ten seconds and can be used on all manner of surfaces and finishes. Paper to plastic, metal to wood, skin to moving vehicle, whatever you're trying to stick together, a quick dab of this stuff will see the job done."

Item updated: Crushed Enamel

Description: "" to "This tub contains 200 grams of crushed enamel suitable for all kinds of craft and household projects. Whether you're making a decorative mosaic for your bathroom or something else equally ugly and pointless, this distinctive and radiant material can be used to create a rustic and durable finish. And the best part is it's less fiddly than glitter."

Item updated: Blowtorch

Description: "" to "This refillable butane blowtorch is versatile enough to be used in the kitchen, at the workshop, or in your secret torture chamber beneath the laundrette on the east side of town. Its controllable nozzle allows the user to alter the size and intensity of the flame. Making crème brulée? A medium flame with pinpoint precision is preferred. Burning the hair from someone's scalp? You'll want to go with a wide nozzle on low so you can really take your time to enjoy the smell."

Item updated: Adhesive Plastic

Description: "" to "A 3 meter roll of adhesive plastic film. This product can be used to protect textbooks, mount photographs, and take all the hair off one arm without the need for expensive hair removal creams. If you need to make something durable, official-looking, or resistant to moisture, slap a layer of sticky back plastic over the top."

Item updated: Cardstock

Description: "" to "100 sheets of high-quality recycled cardboard."

Item updated: Printer

Description: "" to "The Seishijet F-300 is the best-selling printer in Japan due to its reliability and high-quality output. Unlike most western models, this printer is compatible with every electronic device currently on the market, and will auto-install the correct drivers upon delivery. The Seishijet's ink monitoring capabilities mean it's also capable of determining when your toner is reaching the end of its life, with fresh supplies automatically ordered from Seishi's toner partner when ink levels fall below 95%."

Item updated: Graver

Description: "" to "Gravers, also known as burins, are handheld tools used for engraving into metal, wood, or stone. By digging its sharpened tip into the surface of the material, one can create interesting patterns and markings with great precision - unless one is drunk. Jewelers and craftsmen are the most common users of gravers, but they can also be found in the workshops of printmakers, gunsmiths, and some dental technicians."

Item updated: Permanent Marker

Description: "" to "Known to produce a brief yet satisfying high when sniffed, permanent markers are sometimes used for drawing on things too. The permanent nature of these markers means that the most satisfying object to deface is by far the humble whiteboard. Upon seeing your scrawls, the owner will undoubtedly assume that they were made using the correct apparatus - a whiteboard marker. Alas, when they come to remove your artwork using a whiteboard eraser, they shall be thwarted."

Item updated: Bloody Apron

Description: "" to "As opposed to a regular apron, a bloody apron is an apron that's covered in blood. In this instance, the blood belongs to a combination of various animals, including cows, pigs, chickens, elephants, cats, dogs, and mongeese, in addition to a small trace of human blood too. This apron is undoubtedly a scary piece of attire, and would not look out of place at a Halloween party or as casualwear during a light lunch at Elizabeth Báthory's house."

Item updated: Cassock

Description: "" to "The cassock is a long-sleeved, ankle-length coat worn by members of the Christian clergy. Often black in color, the cassock is almost always worn tight so as to trap the wearer's piety and prevent their lower-body urges from escaping. The word cassock comes from an ancient Turkish word, Kazak, which roughly translates as "unfounded allegations.""

Item updated: Urea

Description: "" to "Urea, also known as carbamide, is a naturally occurring substance that can be found in the waste products of many biological organisms. Within the human body, urea is synthesized in the liver, filtered from your blood via the kidneys, and then expelled through urination. In Torn City, urea can only be found in little plastic tubs - you cannot farm it by collecting your piss."

Item updated: Phosphorus

Description: "" to "If you were to blend salmon, pork, parmesan cheese, brazil nuts, and pumpkin seeds, you'd create a disgusting fishy little pig patty that was incredibly high in phosphorous. Within biological organisms, phosphorous is involved in the formation of DNA, among other things. Outside of meaty flesh-bags, phosphorous is an important ingredient in fertilizers, matches, and pyrotechnics. Without this chemical element, you wouldn't be able to enjoy a smoke during a Rammstein concert while eating a home-grown tomato."

Item updated: Potassium Nitrate

Description: "" to "Try buying a kilo of potassium online, and the feds will think you've gone bananas. Buy a kilo of potassium nitrate, and they'll assume you're planning a terror attack. Also known as saltpeter, potassium nitrate is a crystalline salt which serves as the oxidizing agent within gunpowder. Mix a bunch of this stuff in with carbon and sulfur, and you've got yourself a sweet pile of explosive dust, baby!"

Item updated: Grain

Description: "" to "Graaaaaaaaaaaains. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. You know what grain is. Don't pretend otherwise. This sack contains 50 kilograms of grain. We googled it, and that's what the internet said was a reasonable amount. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains."

Item updated: Shampoo

Description: "" to "In a world where every bathroom product is an 8-in-1 combination of face wash, moisturizer, and engine degreaser, this 500ml bottle of plain old shampoo is a refreshing callback to a simpler time. The shampoo contained within will not make your hair volumnous or luscious, nor will it make any of it grow back. All it does is clean the shit from your hair. And really, isn't that enough?"

Item updated: Detergent

Description: "" to "Sick of stained clothes making you look like a grubby little bastard? This all-in-one ultra force extreme clean power wash turbo turbo mega cleanse miracle detergent is the product for the job. Just one capful of this laundry liquid will see your clothes rinsed of dirt, oils, and human DNA! 8 out of 5 housewives don't disagree!"

Item updated: Paper Towels

Description: "" to "A roll of ultra-absorbent, perforated sheets designed to help you mop up spills, splatters, and spooge with ease. Because there are some jobs where a wad of toilet paper just isn't enough."

Item updated: Pepper Mill

Description: "" to "Tired of crushing whole peppercorns between your teeth before spitting the peppery paste onto your food? This pepper mill takes the effort out of seasoning your lunch by grinding peppercorns into dust with just a few twists of the knob! With its adjustable grinding mechanism, you can pick from coarse, extra coarse, and not at all coarse to suit your tastes. Don't chew whole peppercorns like a fruitcake. Use a pepper mill!"

Item updated: Toothbrush

Description: "" to "What do teeth and hair have in common? They both contain keratin, grow out of your face, and require regular brushing to prevent you from looking gross. Regular brushing with a toothbrush helps maintain the health and appearance of your teeth, while also giving you something to do while you stare at your reflection each morning. "

Item updated: Toothpaste

Description: "" to "This brand of toothpaste is one of the few dental products on the market that is not recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists. Its unique formula contains activated uranium to help strengthen and protect enamel, while the lead microparticles help to gently erase stains and plaque from the surface of your teeth. Available in three refreshing flavors: Spearmint, New Car, and Flamin' Hot Nacho Cheese."

Item updated: Mouthwash

Description: "" to "Mouthwash is a crucial addition to your oral hygiene regimen. With a quick swish around the gums, mouthwash can kill germs and bacteria, prevent gum disease, and replace the disgusting taste of minty toothpaste with a fresh dose of even mintier liquid. Many modern mouthwashes are made alcohol-free to cater to those of a religious persuasion. This particular mouthwash contains more alcohol than is necessary. Using this formula to rinse out your mouth will put you four times over the legal driving limit."

Item updated: Mop

Description: "" to "The earliest mops consisted of nothing more than a rag on a stick dipped in the river, probably. Today, we humans are blessed by the invention of microfiber mops like this, which trap dirt and bacteria much more efficiently than sponge or string mops."

Item updated: Broom

Description: "" to "Often found wedged between the thighs of sky-dwelling female sorcerers, the broom is an essential part of every household's cleaning apparatus. Most useful for redistributing dust and shards of glass into that bit beneath the fridge, brooms are never to be used to clean up a wet mess. In fact, if you look closely at the base of the handle, you'll see the words "No wet messes" inscribed into each and every broom that has ever been produced. Don't believe us, go and look for yourself!"

Item updated: Floor Cleaner

Description: "" to "A wise man once said that anything can be a floor cleaner if you use it to clean the floor. This is true, but alas, this so-called wise man also decided to mix all of the stuff under his sink when he ran out of floor cleaner. He ended up with a severe headache and a really clean floor. Let this be a lesson to you all. Always buy floor cleaner."

Item updated: Model Spine

Description: "" to "This anatomically accurate representation of the human spinal column is so realistic it's hard to believe that it wasn't ripped out of an actual person's back one dark night last April. But it wasn't, and there's absolutely nothing you can do to prove otherwise. All of the major back bits are in here, with the cervical spine at the top, the lumbar at the bottom, and the classic thoracic spine located in the middle. You could use this model spine to demonstrate many things, such as how to lift a box correctly, the best way to get into various limbo positions, or as a prop to taunt cowards and worms."

Item updated: Massage Table

Description: "" to "Proper massage is a sacred art form, as when correctly performed, it involves the careful rubbing of a human body in such a way that it is pleasurable and relaxing without becoming arousing. This foldaway table allows you to practice massage in the comfort of your own home or those of your clients. And if your patient should become involuntarily aroused, the table's handy carry case enables you to make a swift getaway!"

Item updated: Scalp Massager

Description: "" to "Quad-pronged for your pleasure, this scalp massager is guaranteed to send the wearer off into orgasmic bliss after just 30 seconds of use. Each prong is adjustable, allowing even those with a considerable-sized noggin to enjoy a relaxing head rub. The accompanying instruction manual suggests that you shouldn't use this device while driving or operating heavy machinery. But what they don't know won't hurt them!"

Item updated: Dentures

Description: "" to "Also known as false teeth, dentures act as a replacement for the wearer's natural teeth if they have been lost due to decay, violence, or the fact that you're a young bride in Victorian Britain. Fixed using suction to the upper and lower parts of the mouth, dentures help to restore chewing abilities to the wearer, while also helping them to speak and smile. The earliest dentures were constructed from full-sized whale teeth of up to 8 inches in length, causing the wearer to look quite preposterous indeed. This is where the saying "long in the tooth" originates from."

Item updated: Bleaching Tray

Description: "" to "Are your teeth discolored from drinking nothing but Gatorade and piping hot gravy? This reusable bleaching tray can help restore the natural whiteness of your smile. To begin, dunk the tray in hot water, before fixing it to your maxillary or mandibular arch. Once the tray has molded to the shape of your teeth, you may remove it and fill the tray with bleach. Any kind of bleach will do, including hair, industrial strength, and the kind you'd find under mom's sink! Once you've lined the tray with your bleaching agent of choice, simply wear it overnight and you'll wake up the next morning with a mouth full of pearly whites!"

Item updated: Dental Mirror

Description: "" to "Comprising a compact mirror attached to a thin, stainless steel handle, this dental mirror can help you figure out precisely where that awful stench is coming from. Whether it's a rotten tooth or a trapped bit of gristle wedged inside your tonsil cavity, this lightweight, 15cm dental mirror will help you find it. "

Item updated: Paperclips

Description: "" to "Do you have a job that requires precisely 501 paperclips? Then this tub of 500 paperclips is almost exactly what you need. Crafted from reasonable-quality metal, these paperclips are 99% guaranteed to fix any two pieces of paper or thin card together. Thick card? Probably not. Heavy-duty plastic wallets? Probably not. Sheet metal? Go f**k yourself. But card and paper, that's never a problem for these almost halfway decent metal fastener things."

Item updated: Stapler

Description: "" to "Have you temporarily fixed two pieces of paper together with a paperclip? Are you ready to affirm your commitment to said union with a declaration of marriage? Then use a stapler to wed those items for now and evermore. This stapler can hold a mighty 210 individual staples, but since you'll probably lose most of those to errors and staple attacks against your co-workers, a full capacity stapler can probably join around 10-20 documents at most."

Item updated: Hole Punch

Description: "" to "The ability to create thousands upon thousands of tiny circles of paper was once but a pipe dream for mankind. Until, that is, the hole punch was invented, allowing humanity to finally achieve its dream of making holes in things. Interestingly, the ring binder was invented before the hole punch, with clerks and filing assistants forced to chew their own holes in paper during the interim."

Item updated: Notepad

Description: "" to "160 pages of 80GSM paper hand-lined by a Madagascan virgin. Bound using fine quality aluminium rings, each lightly-perforated page tears off with the delicate grace of a ballerina made of feathers. Taking notes in this notepad is like blowing your nose with silk. "

Item updated: Jigsaw Puzzle

Description: "" to "Putting together the pieces of your life after a horror smash that resulted in the death of your entire family is much harder than putting together a jigsaw puzzle, so why bother? This 800-piece jigsaw puzzle will keep you occupied during those long, lonely days and horrifying, sleepless nights. You can still hear their screams, can't you?"

Item updated: Picture Frame

Description: "" to "A picture is said to be worth a thousand words. But if that's true, why do they need to be framed? Because presentation is everything, that's why. Adding this tasteful frame to your photograph elevates it from being a grubby snapshot of your sister's kids to a memory that shall be treasured forever. Multiple photographs taped to a wall suggests the domain of a serial killer. But as soon as those photos are framed, it looks like a typical family home full of laughter and joy."

Item updated: Ash Tray

Description: "" to "Plant pots, trash cans, brick walls, empty beer cans, and the eye of a youth team goalkeeper are just some areas where it's acceptable to stub out cigars and cigarettes. But the classiest place of all is a designated ash tray. These carcinogenic crucibles tell your guests that while you may not value their health or your own, you do like to keep things tidy around the home."

Item updated: Bowling Trophy

Description: "" to "Do you want people to know that you're skilled at putting your fingers into holes? Then display this bowling trophy on your mantelpiece, desk, or car dashboard! It doesn't matter if you've actually earned this trophy, merely that you own it. This lightweight pewter trophy has been left uninscribed, allowing the bearer to pretend it was they who came third in the 1997 West Lancashire regional heats at Megabowl."

Item updated: Igniter Cord

Description: "" to "This reel of igniter cord can be used to ensure that you're a safe distance away from controlled explosions, allowing you to retain your limbs, eardrums, and the top layer of your skin. The cord works by transmitting a controlled flame down its center at a consistent and predictable speed. Whether you're destroying a building or obliterating a human corpse, don't skim on the cord if you want to walk away."

Item updated: Bond Paper

Description: "" to "Modern paper is a miraculous thing. With its pristine white appearance and razor-sharp edges, we've come a long way from the tattered sheets of dried pulp scrawled on by our forefathers. This ream of bond paper contains enough sheets to print approximately 0.4% of a set of terms and conditions."

Item updated: Detonator

Description: "" to "Without a detonator, a reel of igniter cord is nothing but a load of expensive string on the end of a spicy candle. But when these items are combined, the ability to destroy things at a distance is within your grasp. This detonator device consists of a black box with a huge red button. It really couldn't be any simpler!"

Item updated: Crockpot

Description: "" to "In today's modern, breakneck society, everyone expects instant gratification. Fast food, fast travel, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. This crockpot harks back to a more sedate era. A time when people had the patience to wait eight hours for supper. Why not relearn the forbearance of your forbears by chucking a bunch of meat and vegetables into this crockpot and leaving it to stew."

Item updated: Plunger

Description: "" to "Pinched off a family-sized loaf again? Worry not. With the help of this sturdy plunger, your u-bend will be unblocked within seconds. Watch in amazement as your formerly solid doings slosh around the bowl and blend with the toilet paper to become a cappuccino-colored slurry. Look on astonished as the clog dissolves and your toilet returns to normal service. Stand unsteadily as you attempt to switch on the taps with your feet now that your arms are slathered up to the elbows in excrement."

Item updated: Silver Cutlery Set

Description: "" to "Are the in-laws coming over for dinner? Then bust out this luxury set of silverware and impress them more than your career or conversation ever could. Consisting of 60 forks, 40 spoons, 20 knives, and a ladle big enough to hold a 10lb newborn baby, this 121 piece set is for special occasions only. "

Item updated: Croquet Set

Description: "" to "Typically the preserve of well-heeled country folk, the game of croquet was invented in 1843 as a means of distracting the upper classes from denigrating the poor and having intercourse with their cousins. Played by smacking a ball through a series of hoops, croquet is referred to by no one as the basketball of the floor. This croquet set consists of all the balls, mallets, pegs, and hoops you need for a rip-roaring day on the lawns."

Item updated: Horseshoe

Description: "" to "Beside humans and overworked centipedes, horses are the only creatures deemed fancy enough to have the gift of footwear bestowed upon them. Horseshoes are believed to have been invented by the Romans in an effort to improve upon the sloppedy-dop sound made by natural horse hooves, transforming it into a more satisfying clippedy-clop. In Torn City, horseshoes are exclusively made from lightweight aluminum, allowing them to sprint away from starving hobos at a moment's notice."

Item updated: Persian Rug

Description: "" to "Emerging from the lands of present-day Iran, Persian Rugs are known worldwide for their complex designs, high-level of craftsmanship, and occasional levitational properties. Each Persian Rug takes approximately 800 years to make, with generations of stitchers, dyers, and weavers dedicating their lives and those of their children to the sacred art of rug making. This is something worth remembering the next time you find your dog pissing all over the one in your study."

Item updated: Typewriter

Description: "" to "Before the advent of computers and keyboards, writers were forced to use manual typewriters to communicate their thoughts on why the latest Doctor Who shouldn't be a woman. Invented in the 1880s, these devices used metal type slugs slapping against an ink ribbon to imprint characters onto paper. When a mistake was made, the writer would press the backspace button, which would cause the typewriter to self-destruct and fly back into space, hence the term."

Item updated: Chandelier

Description: "" to "This grand chandelier is over a meter wide, two meters tall, and weighs over 40 kilograms. As such, it is unlikely to be suitable for illuminating a back bedroom or that little space above the landing. These ornate lighting fixtures consist of multiple branches fitted with either candles or light, and are often further adorned with beads, crystals, or intricate metalwork. Chandeliers may only be known as such if they have been produced in the Chandelieré region of France, otherwise, they're just sparkling lamps."

Item updated: Inkwell

Description: "" to "Suited for use alongside a quill or a fountain pen, this inkwell contains 50ml of pigmented, water-based ink. Users of more traditional writing implements like the quill and inkwell have noticed a 43% increase in ye numbere of lettere ees addeede to theyere writinges."

Item updated: Bull Semen

Description: "" to "This vial contains a potent blend of semen extracted from the most virile bulls in Torn City. The motility and morphology of these sperm is so impressive that they have been seen punching through solid steel chastity devices in order to reach the egg. As viscose as cold treacle, this executive bovine seed is almost impossible to clean off when spilled on your trousers. Try explaining that to your spouse."

Item updated: Ammonia

Description: "" to "Ammonia is a caustic, alkaline substance whose pungent odor reminds many of their grandparents' agonizing final moments. A compound of hydrogen and nitrogen, ammonia has various industrial and domestic applications. This particular bottle contains 500ml of liquid ammonia, which is enough to make roughly fifteen horrible cocktails."

Item updated: Anchor

Description: "" to "Anchors are used to secure seafaring vessels to the seabed when it's time for the captain to go sleepytimes. Small boats tend to use lightweight aluminum anchors weighing under 100lbs, whereas those deployed from large ships are often made from steel and can weigh several tons. If you encounter one of these items during your exploits in Torn City, you should probably work out which one it is before trying to lift it."

Item updated: Boat Engine

Description: "" to "This gasoline-fueled inboard boat engine can produce up to 200 horsepower and has a displacement of 4.5 liters. A model like this is most suited to small to mid-range vessels, but you can also glue a bunch together and use them to power a big boat probably. There's absolutely no scientific reason why this shouldn't work."

Item updated: Brass Ingot

Description: "" to "When a block of zinc and a block of copper love each other very much, they form an alloy known as brass. However, brass can also be acquired directly from the idiom mines, where phrases like "bold as brass," "the top brass," and "I couldn't give a brass monkeys" can be carved from the earth, before being melted down and refined. This brass ingot weighs approximately as much as you think it might."

Item updated: Bone Saw

Description: "" to "Bone saws are a common feature of both butcher's shops and hospital surgeries. This particular saw has a universal tooth design, giving it the power to hack through dense bone while maintaining the precision needed for finer, more delicate cuts. There are, however, several types of bone which are incompatible with this saw, including knucklebones, trombones, Ken Bones, and lazybones."

Item updated: Machine Part

Description: "" to "The most important part of a machine is the machine part, which works with other machine parts to form part of a much larger machine. Machine parts can be machined, in part, by machines, which themselves comprise of many different machine parts. Once someone has machined a machine part using the various parts of a machine, many find it hard to part from their machined machine part."

Item updated: Cattle Prod

Description: "" to "A cattle prod is an electric powered-device used to persuade livestock to move. Since human to cow conversation is no longer possible, violence is the only way in which farmers are able to communicate their desires to their bovine bretheren. Cattle prods typically impart a low-current shock of 5 milliamps and around 4,000 volts upon their recipient. This device has been modified to transmit up to 100 milliamps and 10,000 volts. Have fun!"

Item updated: Binoculars

Description: "" to "Beloved by birdwatchers and stalkers alike, binoculars enable the user to see far away shit from wherever they are - unless they're behind a wall. Capable of up to 10x magnification, this set of binoculars is ergonomically designed to ensure a lightweight and compact design. They also have a little strap that lets you wear them around your neck."

Item updated: Razor Wire

Description: "" to "Razor wire is a specific type of barbed wire that contains sharp-edged blades and loops designed to make it even harder for trespassers to interfere with. This is an important distinction that was not referenced in the 1996 superhero movie, Barb Wire, starring Pamela Anderson. Many people blame the movie's failure on this omission, but it is hoped this mistake will be rectified with the forthcoming resurrection of the RWCU (Razor Wire Cinematic Universe.)"

Item updated: Stamp Collection

Description: "" to "This wall-mounted stamp collection contains some of the most expensive postage marks the world has to offer. The Inverted Jenny, Red Mercury, and Bordeaux Cover are just some of the rare and valuable stamps not included in this reasonably priced collection. However, there are still plenty of desirable letter-enablers within this display, including a rare British stamp from 1982 which depicts a cartoon version of Diana, Princess of Wales giving birth to Prince William."

Item updated: Flashlight

Description: "" to "The flashlight is similar to the Fleshlight in that it is often used in darkened rooms to assist the user in the achievement of clarity. This particular flashlight uses a powerful LED to project light up to 200 meters and has a candela rating of 20,000. Its heavy-duty nature means it can withstand being dropped from a height, and can even be used as a glass breakage tool in an emergency."

Item updated: Lawyer's Business Card

Name: Lawyer Business Card to Lawyer's Business Card

Medal updated: Furtive Faker

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Windproof Lighter

Name: Wind Proof Lighter to Windproof Lighter

Item updated: Six-pack of Alcohol

Name: Six Pack of Alcohol to Six-pack of Alcohol

Item updated: Six-pack of Energy Drink

Name: Six Pack of Energy Drink to Six-pack of Energy Drink

Item updated: Spray Can : Black

Name: Spray Can: Black to Spray Can : Black

Item updated: Spray Can : Red

Name: Spray Can: Red to Spray Can : Red

Item updated: Spray Can : Pink

Name: Spray Can: Pink to Spray Can : Pink

Item updated: Spray Can : Purple

Name: Spray Can: Purple to Spray Can : Purple

Item updated: Spray Can : Blue

Name: Spray Can: Blue to Spray Can : Blue

Item updated: Spray Can : Green

Name: Spray Can: Green to Spray Can : Green

Item updated: Spray Can : White

Name: Spray Can: White to Spray Can : White

Item updated: Spray Can : Orange

Name: Spray Can: Orange to Spray Can : Orange

Honor updated: Retail Therapy

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Travesty

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Item updated: Jemmy

Name: Jemmy Bar to Jemmy

Item updated: Jemmy

Description: "The Jemmy Bar is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort." to "The Jemmy is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort."

Medal updated: Dynamic Destructor

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Nifty Nicker

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Desperado

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Jemmy Bar

Type: Enhancer to Special

Item updated: Credit Card

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Rope

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Window Breaker

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Lockpicks

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Skeleton Key

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Jemmy Bar

Name: Slim Crowbar to Jemmy Bar

Item updated: Jemmy Bar

Description: "The Slim Crowbar is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort." to "The Jemmy Bar is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort."

Medal updated: Fledgling Felon

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Malicious Maverick

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Lye

Description: "" to "Sodium hydroxide, aka lye, is an alkaline substance used in drain cleaning, soap-making, and the production of bagels. This highly caustic product can also be deployed upon human or animal tissues to render them down into a liquid. During the 1930s, Italian serial killer Leonarda Cianciulli used lye to turn the bodies of three murdered women into soap. The fact that we know about her crimes means that she must've eventually come clean."

Item updated: Clippers

Description: "" to "These battery operated rechargeable hair clippers are a staple of both professional barbers and those weird-looking freaks who cut their own hair at home. Accompanied by a set of 12 guide combs, this motorized hair trimmer can be used to slice your follicles to any desired length, except longer."

Item updated: Shaving Foam

Description: "" to "There are numerous shaving substances available on the market, with various gels, creams, oils, milks, and even shaving yogurts all offered for sale. However, it is foam which has become the most popular lubricant, with its post-squirt expansion delighting hair removers time and time again. This can contains 300ml of shaving foam, and once it has expanded, its total volume is enough to fill eighteen normal-sized subway cars."

Item updated: Massage Oil

Description: "" to "This 100ml bottle of massage oil consists of an almond oil base mixed with a blend of fragrant essential oils. It was once said that any oil is a massage oil if it's rubbed into your skin, but many Antarctic penguins would dispute that. The next time your partner asks for a relaxing rub down, don't reach for the canola or a stick of butter. Use this 100% body safe, animal-tested massage oil to soothe their aching muscles instead."

Item updated: Window Breaker

Description: "" to "House windows, car windows, copies of Windows 95, the window breaker shall make short work of them all. When wielded by a human accomplice, this item is capable of shattering panes of glass with just one hit thanks to its pointed steel tip. Originally designed to help during emergency escape scenarios, the window breaker has become a favorite tool among burglars and those who wish to shatter reflective surfaces in a swift and dramatic manner. "

Item updated: Lockpicks

Description: "" to "Whether you're a forgetful homeowner or a dirty sneaky thief, this lock picking kit can be used to bypass any lock at any location. Pin and tumbler locks, tubular locks, and even wafer locks found on cabinets and car doors, all fall when faced with the array of tools included in this 3 piece set. It doesn't matter if it's an office filing cabinet or your Aunty's chastity belt, this set will see the lock pop open in no time."

Item updated: Skeleton Key

Description: "" to "Tired of carrying around a bunch of keys all day? Sick to death of seeing one side of your pants sag down thanks to all of those keys? Nobody should be forced to carry over 100 keys with them wherever they go, let alone 42,329. That's too many keys! So why not replace your hoard of over eight million individual keys with just one key to rule them all? This skeleton key is designed to adapt to any lock you encounter, with each of its adjustable teeth capable of being retracted in order to bypass a range of warded locks."

Item updated: Truck Nuts

Description: "" to "In 1969, at the height of the space race, feminist activist Gloria Steinem wrote a paper on the damaging effects NASA's phallic-shaped rockets might have on the collective female psyche. Her proposed solution was to outfit the base of each rocket with a large silicone replica of the female genital organ, an item which she took to calling the Rocket Coochie. Sadly, the rampant sexism of the time meant Ms. Steinem's ideas were not taken seriously, but they did serve as later inspiration for the range of Truck Nuts that were created in the early 1980s. Consisting of a silicone mold of an aged-gentleman's drooping ballbag, Truck Nuts are now a common feature of both personal and commercial vehicles. And we have Gloria Steinem to thank for that. "

Item updated: Thimble

Description: "" to "An essential part of any seamstress' kit, this brass thimble protects the wearer's finger from needle pricks while sewing. The thimble was originally a practical item, but these dainty little objects have now become collectible, and are sometimes offered as gifts to women from whom you wish to earn a slap. The thimble was one of the six original tokens used in the game Monopoly, but in 2017, it was replaced by a George Foreman Grill."

Item updated: Hunting Trophy

Description: "" to "Ownership of a hunting trophy informs your audience of one of two things. Either you have slain one of the Lord's magnificent beasts and mounted its noble head upon your wall as a symbol of your skill and prowess with a rifle. Or, you've stolen a hunting trophy. Whichever it is, an item like this is guaranteed to have your dinner party guests talking. Just be forewarned that what they're saying about you might not be very nice."

Item updated: Fishing Rod

Description: "" to "Constructed from an ultra light fiberglass graphite composite, this fishing rod would make the perfect pole for someone just starting out on the shores, or an angler too clumsy to be trusted with something more expensive. This particular model is 10ft in length and comes with a pre-loaded 50ft reel. If you're a fan of dragging things out of the water by their mouths after promising them a light snack, take up fishing today!"

Item updated: Bleach

Description: "" to "Known among babies as "that spicy milk under the sink," bleach is a powerful disinfectant and stain remover that should always be handled with care. There are many forms of bleach available, including household bleach, pool bleach, hair bleach, and tooth bleach. This particular bleach is all of the above and more, with this general purpose product said to be adaptable to any situation or convoluted story line."

Item updated: Formaldehyde

Description: "" to "Formaldehyde is a compound term derived from the word formal, as in fancy, and de-hyde, which means to make something less spooky. This gas is most commonly deployed in an aqueous solution as a preservative, with its ability to maintain the integrity of biological structures making it an essential substance for natural biologists, shit modern artists, and necrophiliacs."

Item updated: Sticky Notes

Description: "" to "Legend has it that Sticky Notes were invented in the 60s by a scientist who was attempting to make a super sticky substance but made a mistake, creating the exact opposite. His error is our eternal gain, with over four quadrillion Sticky Notes now produced every single second to keep up with the public's incessant demand for something sticky but not that sticky. These tiny adhesive squares have a litany of everyday uses, from bookmarking a page in an academic paper through to leaving passive-aggressive notes telling your roommate to stop ejaculating in the shower."

Item updated: Duct Tape

Description: "Bonds on rough and uneven surfaces with a strong bite, is 100% waterproof, has strong re-inforced backing, a rugged all-weather shell, double-thick adhesive and is perfect for sticking explosive material to pillars, surfaces or walls." to "Bonds on rough and uneven surfaces with a strong bite, is 100% waterproof, has strong reinforced backing, a rugged all-weather shell, double-thick adhesive and is perfect for affixing anything to anything!"

Honor added: Zero Liability

Description: Recover a skimmer which has accumulated at least 250 card details

Honor added: King PIN

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Card Skimming

Medal updated: Impeccable Imitator

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Villainous Vandal

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Radical Rebel

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Crafty Crook

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Fresh Blud

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Let Us Spray

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Notorious

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Aspiring Assailant

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Online Entrepreneur

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Retail Therapy

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Enterprising Enticer

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Reckless Renovator

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Sophisticated Swiper

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Budding Bandit

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Urban Upsetter

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Petty Pilferer

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Menacing Misfit

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: Wooden Nunchaku

Name: Wooden Nunchakus to Wooden Nunchaku

Item updated: Metal Nunchaku

Name: Metal Nunchakus to Metal Nunchaku

Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Emphatic Emulator

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Item added: Collectible Cache

Description:

Item added: Flashlight

Description:

Medal updated: Trainee Troublemaker

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Decisive Defacer

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Drug Dealer

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Item updated: Questionnaire

Name: Questionnaire to Questionnaire

Item updated: Insurance Policy

Name: Insurance Policy to Insurance Policy

Item updated: Crushed Enamel

Name: Crushed Enamel to Crushed Enamel

Item updated: Torn Bible

Description: "In addition to a fictitious tale about Torn's saviour, this book contains all the mysteries and information about the game, written in a language only translatable by Bogie. This book is said to be 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range." to "In addition to a fictitious tale about Torn's saviour, this book contains all the mysteries and information about the game, written in a language only translatable by bogie. This book is said to be 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range."

Medal updated: Radical Rebel

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Lubricant

Description: "A silicon based lube with a full body and undertones of rich orchard fruits. Perfect for smearing on your loved one before committing acts that would disappoint your mother." to "A silicone based lube with a full body and undertones of rich orchard fruits. Perfect for smearing on your loved one before committing acts that would disappoint your mother."

Medal updated: Villainous Vandal

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item added: Police Badge

Description:

Item added: Certificate Seal

Description:

Item added: Aluminium Plate

Description:

Item added: License Plate

Description:

Item added: Prescription

Description:

Item added: Magnifying Glass

Description:

Item added: Medical Bill

Description:

Item added: Concert Ticket

Description:

Item added: Travel Visa

Description:

Item added: Passport

Description:

Item added: Bank Check

Description:

Item added: Double Cut File

Description:

Item added: Diploma

Description:

Item added: Polishing Pad

Description:

Item added: Birth Certificate

Description:

Item added: Parking Permit

Description:

Item added: Grinding Stone

Description:

Item added: Drill

Description:

Item added: Wax Seal Stamp

Description:

Item added: Bonded Latex

Description:

Item added: Perforator

Description:

Item added: Fountain Pen

Description:

Item added: Printer

Description:

Item added: Graver

Description:

Honor updated: Pay Dirt

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Let Us Spray

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Devious Delinquent

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Expert Exploiter

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Ub3rph34r3d Hacker

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Honor updated: Notorious

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Renegade Rascal

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor added: Notorious

Description: Achieve 100% notoriety at all stores at the same time in Shoplifting

Honor added: Retail Therapy

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Shoplifting

Item updated: Green Ornament

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Purple Ornament

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Blue Ornament

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Purple Bell

Type: Collectible to Other

Honor updated: Box Office

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Fresh Blud

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: Green Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Purple Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Blue Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Purple Bell

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Fisherman Hat

Description: "This item gives +1 to Fishing skill but -1 to Seduction." to "Also known as a sou'wester or a bucket hat, the fisherman's hat is identified by its wide brim, chin strap, water-resistant finish, and mild scenting of halibut. The brim helps to keep sun from the wearer's eyes, whereas the chin strap prevents the hat from blowing into the water during heavy ocean gales. The waxy, waterproof coating on this piece of headwear is essential, as it stops it from becoming waterlogged while at sea. The fishy smell is optional, but has the added benefit of keeping friends and lovers at bay."

Item updated: Scissors

Description: "" to "These days you can find all manner of scissors for all types of tasks. Scissors can be specifically designed to cut hair, meat, plants, garments, toenails, wires, and some thin metals. Like the scissors in mother's utility drawer, these particular scissors are used to cut everything everywhere all of the time. For that reason, you should probably wash them before use."

Item updated: Cigar Cutter

Description: "" to "The cigar cutter's razor sharp blades make it the perfect tool for slicing stogies and someone's finger. To use the cutter effectively on a cigar, one must remove just enough of the cap without causing it to unravel. For human digits, it is best to start at the distal phalange before making your way through the middle phalange, the proximal phalange, and if necessary, the knuckle. If you find yourself cutting through the collarbone, you've gone too far."

Item updated: Perfume

Description: "" to "Stinking like a filthy rat? Mask your poor personal hygiene with a few spritzes of Cane Bagnato No.4. This unisex eau de parfum contains a subtle blend of rum, tobacco, and sulfur. Marilyn Monroe once said that she wore nothing to bed except a dab of Chanel No.5. Before Duke turns in for the night, he dunks his balls in No.4 and straps on his fully enclosed leather sleeping hood."

Item updated: Bucket

Description: "" to "There is nothing to be said about the humble bucket that hasn't been said before. From water to wet cement, this receptacle will take your loads without question. As buckets go, this one is top of the range, having been built from high-density polyethylene and capable of holding up to six gallons. You can double that amount by adding an extra bucket to your repertoire."

Item updated: Gold Tooth

Description: "" to "This golden dental crown is an 18 carat prosthesis that can be fitted comfortably to whatever remains of your existing tooth. Gold is an excellent substance to use in the mouth due to its durability and low likelihood of causing an allergic reaction. However, most people choose this material for its aesthetic value, despite the fact that gold teeth make you look like a poor person who won the lottery."

Item updated: Toner

Description: "" to "During the 20th century, it was predicted that the wars of the future would be fought over natural resources such as water. As we push on through the third millennium, it has become clear that valuable commodities such as printer toner will be the driver of most major conflicts. Nobody knows what the ink in these sacred cartridges is made of, but given their exorbitant price it must be something rare. This particular cartridge is of a versatile design that allows it to be used in printers, fax machines, and any other device our writer deems realistic at the time."

Item updated: Gas Can

Description: "An ordinary looking gas can such as what one would find at an ordinary gas station." to "Capable of storing five gallons of pure liquid warehouse repellent, this gas can is made from lightweight plastic, making it easy to transport across the city to your destination of choice. In the United States, gas cans are color coded, with yellow containing diesel, blue holding kerosene, and red ones like this used to store gasoline. But since this is Torn City, you can safely assume that this gas can contains a mixture of all three plus urine."

Medal updated: Menacing Misfit

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Malicious Maverick

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Famed Forger

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: 1337n00b Hacker

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Poser

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Decisive Defacer

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Mock Manufacturer

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Counterfeit Crafter

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Misdirection Master

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Ub3rn00b Hacker

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Medal updated: Renegade Rascal

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Villainous Vandal

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Urban Upsetter

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Item updated: Madball

Description: "The Madball is the weapon of choice for gangster's on a budget, consisting of nothing more than a billiard ball placed into the end of a tube sock. But don't let this weapon's simple nature deceive you, because a single crack to the skull can render even the toughest brutes unconscious within seconds." to "The Madball is the weapon of choice for gangsters on a budget, consisting of nothing more than a billiard ball placed into the end of a tube sock. But don't let this weapon's simple nature deceive you, because a single crack to the skull can render even the toughest brutes unconscious within seconds."

Honor updated: Alcoholic

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Fire Starter

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Honor updated: Online Entrepreneur

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Legendary Lawbreaker

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Glimmer

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Honor updated: Fresh Blud

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Decisive Defacer

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Joyrider

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Renegade Rascal

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Tailor's Dummy

Name: Tailors Dummy to Tailor's Dummy

Medal updated: Devious Delinquent

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Radical Rebel

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Dexterous Defrauder

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Let Us Spray

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Menacing Misfit

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Devious Delinquent

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Professional Booster

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Devious Delinquent

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Villainous Vandal

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Drug Lord

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Online Entrepreneur

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Formidable Filcher

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Fresh Blud

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Decisive Defacer

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Faux Fabricator

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Duplicitous Designer

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor added: Let Us Spray

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Graffiti

Honor added: Fresh Blud

Description: Become initiated into one of Torn's five graffiti crews

Medal updated: Artificial Artisan

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: Torn City Times

Type: Other to Special

Medal updated: Renegade Rascal

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Provocative Persuader

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor updated: Box Office

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Devious Delinquent

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Item updated: Jack O'Lantern Lamp

Name: Jack O Lantern Lamp to Jack O'Lantern Lamp

Item updated: Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Ka'b

Name: Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Kab to Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Ka'b

Medal updated: Pyro

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Furtive Faker

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Dark Dealmaker

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Mimicking Maestro

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Online Entrepreneur

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor updated: Stroke Bringer

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Honor updated: Pay Dirt

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Merciless Malefactor

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Meticulous Maker

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Bogus Buccaneer

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Daring Deceiver

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Mock Manufacturer

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Heinous Henchman

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Techie

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Box Office

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Looting Luminary

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Resourceful Replicator

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Greedy Grifter

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Pele Charm

Description: "Small golden charm of the goddess Pele, bought on your recent trip to the Big Island." to "This Pele Charm is a miniature testament to the goddess's power and grandeur. Crafted from lustrous gold, this small talisman captures the fiery spirit of Pele, Hawaiian Goddess of Fire and Volcanoes. Its intricate detailing and radiant shine serve as a constant reminder of Pele's passionate nature and formidable strength. A possession as enchanting as it is empowering, the charm invites the wielder to embrace their own inner fervor and resilience."

Item updated: Hydrochloric Acid

Description: "" to "Hydrochloric Acid, a strong, corrosive liquid, is widely used in industry and scientific research and is renowned for its ability to dissolve a variety of substances. Due to the acid's hazardous nature, with the potential to cause severe burns and respiratory damage, caution is vital in its handling."

Medal updated: Prolific Plunderer

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Faux Fabricator

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Novice Assassin

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Pseudo

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Honor updated: Spoiled Rotten

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Masterful Miscreant

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Shameless Shyster

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Emphatic Emulator

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Covert Copier

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Mimicking Maestro

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Troublesome Trickster

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Gone in 30 Seconds

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Criminal Contractor

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Professional Slim Jim

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Veteran Villain

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Digital Duplicator

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Counterfeit Crafter

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Network Ninja

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Heinous Hacker

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Ub3r Hacker

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Honor updated: Pay Dirt

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Impeccable Imitator

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Blank DVDs : 250

Description: "Writable CDs for recording music or saving data." to "This spindle pack of 250 writable DVD-R DVDs are suitable for video and data applications, and compatible with a variety of different drives."

Item updated: Blank DVDs : 50

Description: "Writable CDs for recording music or saving data." to "This spindle pack of 50 writable DVD-R DVDs are suitable for video and data applications, and compatible with a variety of different drives."

Item updated: Blank DVDs : 100

Description: "Writable CDs for recording music or saving data." to "This spindle pack of 100 writable DVD-R DVDs are suitable for video and data applications, and compatible with a variety of different drives."

Item updated: High-Speed Drive

Description: "This state-of-the-art CD drive can burn CDs faster than any other device on the market. Perfect for creating large volumes of high quality backups." to "This state-of-the-art DVD drive can burn DVDs faster than any other device on the market. Perfect for creating large volumes of high quality backups."

Honor added: Online Entrepreneur

Description: Acquire 10,000 customers on your online counterfeit DVD store

Honor added: Box Office

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Bootlegging

Item updated: Blank DVDs : 250

Name: Pack of Blank CDs : 250 to Blank DVDs : 250

Item updated: Blank DVDs : 50

Name: Pack of Blank CDs : 50 to Blank DVDs : 50

Item updated: Blank DVDs : 100

Name: Pack of Blank CDs : 100 to Blank DVDs : 100

Medal updated: Ten Years of Service

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Medal updated: Lucrative Larcenist

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Resourceful Replicator

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Resolute Rogue

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Bankrupting Bilker

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Item added: Iron Man Helmet

Description:

Item added: Welding Jacket

Description:

Item added: Royal Tiara

Description: The Royal Tiara, a type of diadem, was designed with the enemies of the wearer in mind. One look and it will make dem die of jealousy. Be careful, it's sharp just like it's owner (muse?), PrincessJulie.

Item added: Rhino’s Horn

Description: Outshine all the other party goers and attract everyone's attention in Rhino's wearable horn. Diamond encrusted with a titanium base, it's a real classy piece, and sure to be the best addition you could ever make to your wardrobe.

Item updated: Beach Ball

Description: "As their name suggests, Beach Balls can often be found at the beach, but they are sometimes seen being used in the water, on grass, and in the penalty area of Sunderland FC. The world's largest beach ball was 20 meters in diameter and was made for the the 2017 movie, Baywatch. An inflated mass of plastic and rubber, its star Pamela Anderson remains active in the movie industry today." to "As their name suggests, Beach Balls can often be found at the beach, but they are sometimes seen being used in the water, on grass, and in the penalty area of Sunderland FC. The world's largest beach ball was 20 meters in diameter and was made for the 2017 movie, Baywatch. An inflated mass of plastic and rubber, its star Pamela Anderson remains active in the movie industry today."

Medal updated: Phishing Phenom

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Duplicitous Designer

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Grievous Goon

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Invisible Intruder

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Rustler

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Relentless Reprobate

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Ladder

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Wire Cutters

Type: Other to Special

Medal updated: Trainee Troublemaker

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Budding Bandit

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Aspiring Assailant

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Fledgling Felon

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Freshman Fiend

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Despicable Deviant

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Conniving Culprit

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Sordid Sinner

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Polished Perpetrator

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Relentless Reprobate

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Resolute Rogue

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Veteran Villain

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Masterful Miscreant

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Merciless Malefactor

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Legendary Lawbreaker

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Devious Delinquent

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Renegade Rascal

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Decisive Defacer

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Villainous Vandal

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Menacing Misfit

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Radical Rebel

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Urban Upsetter

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Malicious Maverick

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Reckless Renovator

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Dynamic Destructor

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Infernal Instigator

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Nefarious Nihilist

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Petty Pilferer

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Crafty Crook

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Nifty Nicker

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Sneaky Snatcher

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Brazen Booster

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Stealthy Stealer

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Rampant Robber

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Bold Burglar

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Invisible Intruder

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Lucrative Larcenist

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Looting Luminary

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Formidable Filcher

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Sophisticated Swiper

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Notorious Nabber

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Prolific Plunderer

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Digital Duplicator

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Covert Copier

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Resourceful Replicator

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Mimicking Maestro

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Faux Fabricator

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Mock Manufacturer

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Furtive Faker

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Duplicitous Designer

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Counterfeit Crafter

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Emphatic Emulator

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Meticulous Maker

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Artificial Artisan

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Impeccable Imitator

Rarity: to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Bogus Buccaneer

Rarity: to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Famed Forger

Rarity: to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Troublesome Trickster

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Shameless Shyster

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Greedy Grifter

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Daring Deceiver

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Provocative Persuader

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Dexterous Defrauder

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Enterprising Enticer

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Blackhearted Bluffer

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Scheming Scammer

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Swanky Swindler

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Impressive Imposter

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Canny Conman

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Frenzied Fraudster

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Bankrupting Bilker

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Misdirection Master

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Underworld Upstart

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Murky Middleman

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Grievous Goon

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Heinous Henchman

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Hardworking Heavy

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Intrepid Intermediary

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Crooked Connector

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Belligerent Broker

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Criminal Contractor

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Dark Dealmaker

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Lawless Liaison

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Clandestine Collaborator

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Felonious Facilitator

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Amoral Arbitrator

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Vice Vendor

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Web Wizard

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Digital Desperado

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Tech Tinkerer

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Virtual Virtuoso

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Phishing Phenom

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Network Ninja

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Expert Exploiter

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Data Dynamo

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Code Commando

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Online Outlaw

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Malware Mogul

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: System Saboteur

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Heinous Hacker

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Backdoor Baron

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Byte Boss

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Budding Bully

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Novice Negotiator

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Cunning Coercer

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Professional Pressurer

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Haughty Harasser

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Calculating Coaxer

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Exceptional Extortionist

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Polished Persuader

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Effective Enforcer

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Industrious Intimidator

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Ruthless Racketeer

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Ominous Oppressor

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Vindictive Victimizer

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Master Manipulator

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Tyrannical Terrorizer

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Grass Grower

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Dope Developer

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Seedy Supplier

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Blackmarket Botanist

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Narcotics Nurturer

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Revered Refiner

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Forbidden Fabricator

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Back-alley Builder

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Contraband Creator

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Covert Craftsman

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Illicit Innovator

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Prohibited Producer

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Workshop Wizard

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Synthetic Scientist

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Production Prodigy

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal added: Trainee Troublemaker

Description: Commit a total of 100 criminal offenses

Medal added: Budding Bandit

Description: Commit a total of 200 criminal offenses

Medal added: Aspiring Assailant

Description: Commit a total of 300 criminal offenses

Medal added: Fledgling Felon

Description: Commit a total of 500 criminal offenses

Medal added: Freshman Fiend

Description: Commit a total of 750 criminal offenses

Medal added: Despicable Deviant

Description: Commit a total of 1,000 criminal offenses

Medal added: Conniving Culprit

Description: Commit a total of 1,500 criminal offenses

Medal added: Sordid Sinner

Description: Commit a total of 2,000 criminal offenses

Medal added: Polished Perpetrator

Description: Commit a total of 2,500 criminal offenses

Medal added: Relentless Reprobate

Description: Commit a total of 3,000 criminal offenses

Medal added: Resolute Rogue

Description: Commit a total of 4,000 criminal offenses

Medal added: Veteran Villain

Description: Commit a total of 5,000 criminal offenses

Medal added: Masterful Miscreant

Description: Commit a total of 6,000 criminal offenses

Medal added: Merciless Malefactor

Description: Commit a total of 7,500 criminal offenses

Medal added: Legendary Lawbreaker

Description: Commit a total of 10,000 criminal offenses

Medal added: Sinister Scoundrel

Description: Commit 100 Vandalism offenses

Medal added: Devious Delinquent

Description: Commit 200 Vandalism offenses

Medal added: Rebellious Ruffian

Description: Commit 300 Vandalism offenses

Medal added: Artistic Anarchist

Description: Commit 500 Vandalism offenses

Medal added: Renegade Rascal

Description: Commit 750 Vandalism offenses

Medal added: Decisive Defacer

Description: Commit 1,000 Vandalism offenses

Medal added: Villainous Vandal

Description: Commit 1,500 Vandalism offenses

Medal added: Menacing Misfit

Description: Commit 2,000 Vandalism offenses

Medal added: Radical Rebel

Description: Commit 2,500 Vandalism offenses

Medal added: Urban Upsetter

Description: Commit 3,000 Vandalism offenses

Medal added: Malicious Maverick

Description: Commit 4,000 Vandalism offenses

Medal added: Reckless Renovator

Description: Commit 5,000 Vandalism offenses

Medal added: Dynamic Destructor

Description: Commit 6,000 Vandalism offenses

Medal added: Infernal Instigator

Description: Commit 7,500 Vandalism offenses

Medal added: Nefarious Nihilist

Description: Commit 10,000 Vandalism offenses

Medal added: Petty Pilferer

Description: Commit 100 Theft offenses

Medal added: Crafty Crook

Description: Commit 200 Theft offenses

Medal added: Nifty Nicker

Description: Commit 300 Theft offenses

Medal added: Sneaky Snatcher

Description: Commit 500 Theft offenses

Medal added: Brazen Booster

Description: Commit 750 Theft offenses

Medal added: Stealthy Stealer

Description: Commit 1,000 Theft offenses

Medal added: Rampant Robber

Description: Commit 1,500 Theft offenses

Medal added: Bold Burglar

Description: Commit 2,000 Theft offenses

Medal added: Invisible Intruder

Description: Commit 2,500 Theft offenses

Medal added: Lucrative Larcenist

Description: Commit 3,000 Theft offenses

Medal added: Looting Luminary

Description: Commit 4,000 Theft offenses

Medal added: Formidable Filcher

Description: Commit 5,000 Theft offenses

Medal added: Sophisticated Swiper

Description: Commit 6,000 Theft offenses

Medal added: Notorious Nabber

Description: Commit 7,500 Theft offenses

Medal added: Prolific Plunderer

Description: Commit 10,000 Theft offenses

Medal added: Digital Duplicator

Description: Commit 100 Counterfeiting offenses

Medal added: Covert Copier

Description: Commit 200 Counterfeiting offenses

Medal added: Resourceful Replicator

Description: Commit 300 Counterfeiting offenses

Medal added: Mimicking Maestro

Description: Commit 500 Counterfeiting offenses

Medal added: Faux Fabricator

Description: Commit 750 Counterfeiting offenses

Medal added: Mock Manufacturer

Description: Commit 1,000 Counterfeiting offenses

Medal added: Furtive Faker

Description: Commit 1,500 Counterfeiting offenses

Medal added: Duplicitous Designer

Description: Commit 2,000 Counterfeiting offenses

Medal added: Counterfeit Crafter

Description: Commit 2,500 Counterfeiting offenses

Medal added: Emphatic Emulator

Description: Commit 3,000 Counterfeiting offenses

Medal added: Meticulous Maker

Description: Commit 4,000 Counterfeiting offenses

Medal added: Artificial Artisan

Description: Commit 5,000 Counterfeiting offenses

Medal added: Impeccable Imitator

Description: Commit 6,000 Counterfeiting offenses

Medal added: Bogus Buccaneer

Description: Commit 7,500 Counterfeiting offenses

Medal added: Famed Forger

Description: Commit 10,000 Counterfeiting offenses

Medal added: Troublesome Trickster

Description: Commit 100 Fraud offenses

Medal added: Shameless Shyster

Description: Commit 200 Fraud offenses

Medal added: Greedy Grifter

Description: Commit 300 Fraud offenses

Medal added: Daring Deceiver

Description: Commit 500 Fraud offenses

Medal added: Provocative Persuader

Description: Commit 750 Fraud offenses

Medal added: Dexterous Defrauder

Description: Commit 1,000 Fraud offenses

Medal added: Enterprising Enticer

Description: Commit 1,500 Fraud offenses

Medal added: Blackhearted Bluffer

Description: Commit 2,000 Fraud offenses

Medal added: Scheming Scammer

Description: Commit 2,500 Fraud offenses

Medal added: Swanky Swindler

Description: Commit 3,000 Fraud offenses

Medal added: Impressive Imposter

Description: Commit 4,000 Fraud offenses

Medal added: Canny Conman

Description: Commit 5,000 Fraud offenses

Medal added: Frenzied Fraudster

Description: Commit 6,000 Fraud offenses

Medal added: Bankrupting Bilker

Description: Commit 7,500 Fraud offenses

Medal added: Misdirection Master

Description: Commit 10,000 Fraud offenses

Medal added: Underworld Upstart

Description: Commit 100 Illicit Service offenses

Medal added: Murky Middleman

Description: Commit 200 Illicit Service offenses

Medal added: Grievous Goon

Description: Commit 300 Illicit Service offenses

Medal added: Heinous Henchman

Description: Commit 500 Illicit Service offenses

Medal added: Hardworking Heavy

Description: Commit 750 Illicit Service offenses

Medal added: Intrepid Intermediary

Description: Commit 1,000 Illicit Service offenses

Medal added: Crooked Connector

Description: Commit 1,500 Illicit Service offenses

Medal added: Belligerent Broker

Description: Commit 2,000 Illicit Service offenses

Medal added: Criminal Contractor

Description: Commit 2,500 Illicit Service offenses

Medal added: Dark Dealmaker

Description: Commit 3,000 Illicit Service offenses

Medal added: Lawless Liaison

Description: Commit 4,000 Illicit Service offenses

Medal added: Clandestine Collaborator

Description: Commit 5,000 Illicit Service offenses

Medal added: Felonious Facilitator

Description: Commit 6,000 Illicit Service offenses

Medal added: Amoral Arbitrator

Description: Commit 7,500 Illicit Service offenses

Medal added: Vice Vendor

Description: Commit 10,000 Illicit Service offenses

Medal added: Web Wizard

Description: Commit 100 Cybercrime offenses

Medal added: Digital Desperado

Description: Commit 200 Cybercrime offenses

Medal added: Tech Tinkerer

Description: Commit 300 Cybercrime offenses

Medal added: Virtual Virtuoso

Description: Commit 500 Cybercrime offenses

Medal added: Phishing Phenom

Description: Commit 750 Cybercrime offenses

Medal added: Network Ninja

Description: Commit 1,000 Cybercrime offenses

Medal added: Expert Exploiter

Description: Commit 1,500 Cybercrime offenses

Medal added: Data Dynamo

Description: Commit 2,000 Cybercrime offenses

Medal added: Code Commando

Description: Commit 2,500 Cybercrime offenses

Medal added: Online Outlaw

Description: Commit 3,000 Cybercrime offenses

Medal added: Malware Mogul

Description: Commit 4,000 Cybercrime offenses

Medal added: System Saboteur

Description: Commit 5,000 Cybercrime offenses

Medal added: Heinous Hacker

Description: Commit 6,000 Cybercrime offenses

Medal added: Backdoor Baron

Description: Commit 7,500 Cybercrime offenses

Medal added: Byte Boss

Description: Commit 10,000 Cybercrime offenses

Medal added: Budding Bully

Description: Commit 100 Extortion offenses

Medal added: Novice Negotiator

Description: Commit 200 Extortion offenses

Medal added: Cunning Coercer

Description: Commit 300 Extortion offenses

Medal added: Professional Pressurer

Description: Commit 500 Extortion offenses

Medal added: Haughty Harasser

Description: Commit 750 Extortion offenses

Medal added: Calculating Coaxer

Description: Commit 1,000 Extortion offenses

Medal added: Exceptional Extortionist

Description: Commit 1,500 Extortion offenses

Medal added: Polished Persuader

Description: Commit 2,000 Extortion offenses

Medal added: Effective Enforcer

Description: Commit 2,500 Extortion offenses

Medal added: Industrious Intimidator

Description: Commit 3,000 Extortion offenses

Medal added: Ruthless Racketeer

Description: Commit 4,000 Extortion offenses

Medal added: Ominous Oppressor

Description: Commit 5,000 Extortion offenses

Medal added: Vindictive Victimizer

Description: Commit 6,000 Extortion offenses

Medal added: Master Manipulator

Description: Commit 7,500 Extortion offenses

Medal added: Tyrannical Terrorizer

Description: Commit 10,000 Extortion offenses

Medal added: Grass Grower

Description: Commit 100 Illegal Production offenses

Medal added: Dope Developer

Description: Commit 200 Illegal Production offenses

Medal added: Seedy Supplier

Description: Commit 300 Illegal Production offenses

Medal added: Blackmarket Botanist

Description: Commit 500 Illegal Production offenses

Medal added: Narcotics Nurturer

Description: Commit 750 Illegal Production offenses

Medal added: Revered Refiner

Description: Commit 1,000 Illegal Production offenses

Medal added: Forbidden Fabricator

Description: Commit 1,500 Illegal Production offenses

Medal added: Back-alley Builder

Description: Commit 2,000 Illegal Production offenses

Medal added: Contraband Creator

Description: Commit 2,500 Illegal Production offenses

Medal added: Covert Craftsman

Description: Commit 3,000 Illegal Production offenses

Medal added: Illicit Innovator

Description: Commit 4,000 Illegal Production offenses

Medal added: Prohibited Producer

Description: Commit 5,000 Illegal Production offenses

Medal added: Workshop Wizard

Description: Commit 6,000 Illegal Production offenses

Medal added: Synthetic Scientist

Description: Commit 7,500 Illegal Production offenses

Medal added: Production Prodigy

Description: Commit 10,000 Illegal Production offenses

Medal updated: Gone In 240 Seconds

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Honor updated: Tanzania

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Uganda

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Zambia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Zimbabwe

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Finale

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Peppered

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: RNG

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Hands Solo

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Worker Bee

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Honor updated: Philistine

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Biccy

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: 787thWarDog

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Landlord

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Crucifixion

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Resurrection

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Chain Saver

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Dragon's Breath

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Kosovo

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Something Humerus

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Oh My Gourd!

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Bullish

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Stonks

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Vatican City

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor added: Spoiled Rotten

Description: Find all seven rotten food & drink

Honor added: Pay Dirt

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Search for Cash

Honor updated: Haiti

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Iceland

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Jamaica

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Jolly Roger

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Kazakhstan

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Kuwait

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Laos

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Morocco

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Nepal

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Nigeria

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Northern Ireland

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Oman

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Palestine

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Peru

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Puerto Rico

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Qatar

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Pride

Name: Gay Pride to Pride

Honor updated: Pride

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Romania

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Scotland

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Sri Lanka

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Taiwan

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Tunisia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Ukraine

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: United Nations

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Allure

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Jack Of All Trades

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Labyrinth

Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop

Honor updated: Silicon Valley

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: 50 Cal

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Optimist

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Draco

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Society's Worst

Description: Commit 10,000 criminal offences to Commit 10,000 criminal offenses

Honor updated: Chainer 2

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Honor updated: Second Chance

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Eco Friendly

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Shark Bait

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Departure

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Parallel

Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop

Honor updated: Globule

Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop

Honor updated: Electric Dream

Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop

Honor updated: Pepperoni

Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop

Honor updated: Constellations

Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop

Honor updated: Acute

Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop

Honor updated: Retro

Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop

Honor updated: Serenity

Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop

Honor updated: Glimmer

Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop

Honor updated: Glimmer

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Forgiven

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Futurity

Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop

Honor updated: Supernova

Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop

Honor updated: Miracle Worker

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Highs and Lows

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Anaemic

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Triple Tap

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Chainer 5

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare

Honor updated: Massacre

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Sidekick

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Daddy's New Shoes

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Sacrificial

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Trafficker

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: City Slicker

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Tendies

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Globetrotter

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: War Machine

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Guardian Angel

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Manu Forti

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Honor updated: Alpinist

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Double Dragon

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Honor updated: Powerhouse

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Giant Slayer

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Invictus

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Honor updated: Toned

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Honor updated: Cuba

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Uruguay

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Wrecked

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Devastation

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Obliteration

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Overtime

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Sierra Leone

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Cayman Islands

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Specialist

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Venezuela

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Bandolier

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Algeria

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Bolivia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Botswana

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Costa Rica

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Dominican Republic

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Ethiopia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Fiji

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Honduras

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Jordan

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Kenya

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Libya

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Luxembourg

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Maldives

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Moldova

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Mongolia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Montenegro

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Namibia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: North Macedonia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Panama

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Somalia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Suriname

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: United States

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Argentina

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Australia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Austria

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Bangladesh

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Belgium

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Bosnia & Herzegovina

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Brazil

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Brunei

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Bulgaria

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Canada

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: China

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Croatia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Czech

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Denmark

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Egypt

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: El Salvador

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Estonia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Finland

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: France

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Germany

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Greece

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Guyana

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Hong Kong

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Hungary

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: India

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Indonesia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Iran

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Iraq

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Ireland

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Israel

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Italy

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Japan

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Latvia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Lebanon

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Lithuania

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Malaysia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Malta

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Mauritius

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Mexico

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Myanmar

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Netherlands

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: New Zealand

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Norway

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Pakistan

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Philippines

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Poland

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Portugal

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Russia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Saudi Arabia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Serbia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Singapore

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Slovakia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Slovenia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: South Africa

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: South Korea

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Spain

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Sweden

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Switzerland

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Thailand

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Turkey

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: United Arab Emirates

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: United Kingdom

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Vietnam

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Wales

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Cascado

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: British Pride

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Like The Celebs

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Toronto

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Yours Says Replica...

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Act Of Faith

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: We Have A Breach

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Honor updated: Breaking And Entering

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Honor updated: Standard Bar

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Default

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: England

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Afghanistan

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Albania

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Andorra

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Bahrain

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Barbados

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Belarus

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Cambodia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Chile

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Colombia

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Cyprus

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Former USSR

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Ghana

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Honor updated: Greenland

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to

Medal updated: Deception

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Cyber Punk

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Super Booster

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Medal updated: 1337 Hacker

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Item updated: Oxygen Tank

Description: "Oxygen is becoming increasingly popular these days, with the intake of this odorless and tasteless substance breathing new life into the cylindrical gas industry. This versatile tank of pure O² can be hooked up to a variety of different devices and machines to provide oxygen on demand. From scuba drivers and welders through to dentists and firefighters, users of these all-purpose cylinders will breathe a sigh of relief when they realize how easy it is!" to "Oxygen is becoming increasingly popular these days, with the intake of this odorless and tasteless substance breathing new life into the cylindrical gas industry. This versatile tank of pure O² can be hooked up to a variety of different devices and machines to provide oxygen on demand. From scuba divers and welders through to dentists and firefighters, users of these all-purpose cylinders will breathe a sigh of relief when they realize how easy it is!"

Medal updated: Ph34r3dn00b Hacker

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Imitation

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Medal updated: Pick-Pocket

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Ub3r1337 Hacker

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Medal updated: Cat Burglar

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Master Joy Rider

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Programmer

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Ph34r3d Hacker

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Competent Assassin

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Gone In 180 Seconds

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Medal updated: Safe Cracker

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Medal updated: Gone in 15 Seconds

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Simulated

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Medal updated: Hoax

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Medal updated: Master Carjacker

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Medal updated: Phony

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Parody

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Travesty

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Slim Jim

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Medal updated: Novice Joy Rider

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Medal updated: Master Booster

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Master Slim Jim

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Key Puncher

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Medal updated: Script Kid

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Medal updated: Candy Man

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Marauder

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Pilferer

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Medal updated: Vandal

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Kleptomaniac

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Find A Penny, Pick It Up

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Item updated: Receipt

Description: "Judging by this receipt, it appears that someone is in for a great night by themselves, given that it lists the purchase of a cucumber, ten trash bags, some duct tape, a family-sized jar of mayonnaise, and a Hannah Montana blu-ray." to "Judging by this receipt, it appears that someone is in for a great night by themselves, given that it lists the purchase of a cucumber, ten trash bags, some duct tape, a family-sized jar of mayonnaise, and the Muppet Christmas Carol blu-ray."

Item updated: Golf Club

Description: "" to "A versatile implement well-suited to use on the greens and in the ghetto, the golf club's aerodynamic design makes it a favorite of both course professionals and professional killers. Whether you're teeing off or taking out someone's teeth, this club's polished titanium head will hit the target with unnerving accuracy."

Item updated: Metal Detector

Type: Electronic to Special

Item updated: Cemetery Key

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Lost and Found Office Key

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Car Battery

Type: Other to Electronic

Item updated: Mix CD

Type: Other to Electronic

Item updated: Funeral Wreath

Type: Other to Flower

Item updated: Spray Can: Black

Name: Spray Can : Black to Spray Can: Black

Item updated: Spray Can: Black

Description: "A spray can." to "This aerosol can contains approximately 400ml of black spray paint. The black items displayed on the can include a chalkboard, some coal, a blackbird, and the darkened void of your immediate surroundings after being locked in the cellar and fed nothing but pins."

Item updated: Spray Can: Red

Name: Spray Can : Red to Spray Can: Red

Item updated: Spray Can: Red

Description: "A spray can." to "This aerosol can contains approximately 400ml of red spray paint. The red items displayed on the can include a tomato, a firetruck, a stop sign, and the blood-spattered victims of a brutal murder suicide."

Item updated: Spray Can: Pink

Name: Spray Can : Pink to Spray Can: Pink

Item updated: Spray Can: Pink

Description: "A spray can." to "This aerosol can contains approximately 400ml of pink spray paint. The pink items displayed on the can include a piglet, cotton candy, flamingoes, and a sunburnt version of the singer Alecia Beth Moore Hart."

Item updated: Spray Can: Purple

Name: Spray Can : Purple to Spray Can: Purple

Item updated: Spray Can: Purple

Description: "A spray can." to "This aerosol can contains approximately 400ml of purple spray paint. The purple items displayed on the can include grapes, an eggplant, some pansies, and a really big bruise that looks like it'll be sore tomorrow."

Item updated: Spray Can: Blue

Name: Spray Can : Blue to Spray Can: Blue

Item updated: Spray Can: Blue

Description: "A spray can." to "This aerosol can contains approximately 400ml of blue spray paint. The blue items displayed on the can include blueberries, the ocean, a bunch of cornflowers, and a waffle."

Item updated: Spray Can: Green

Name: Spray Can : Green to Spray Can: Green

Item updated: Spray Can: Green

Description: "A spray can." to "This aerosol can contains approximately 400ml of green spray paint. The green items displayed on the can include a frog, a patch of grass, a cannabis leaf, and a tubby child's face after riding a rollercoaster."

Item updated: Spray Can: White

Name: Spray Can : White to Spray Can: White

Item updated: Spray Can: White

Description: "A spray can." to "This aerosol can contains approximately 400ml of white spray paint. The white items displayed on the can include a sheet of A4 paper, a snowflake, cotton wool, and a spooky-gentleman dressed like some kind of pointy ghost."

Item updated: Spray Can: Orange

Name: Spray Can : Orange to Spray Can: Orange

Item updated: Spray Can: Orange

Description: "A spray can." to "This aerosol can contains approximately 400ml of orange spray paint. The orange items displayed on the can include a satsuma, cheetos, a kinky drawing of Garfield, and the Pornhub logo stencilled onto Donald Trump's face."

Item updated: Wrench

Type: Other to Melee

Item updated: Stash Box

Description: "A" to "Favored by item market sellers and store owners alike, this metal stash box is an essential item for those who wish to keep their takings out of the reach of light-fingered individuals. Made from reinforced aluminium alloy, the stash box's divided internal compartments are capable of securing up to $75,000 in Torn City Dollars, or $3m in Vietnamese Dong. "

Item updated: Casket

Description: "" to "The craftsmanship and quality of this solid oak wooden casket are so high that upon seeing it you'll wish you were the one who was dead! Lined on the inside with luxurious silk and festooned with gleaming brass handles on either side, it's almost a shame that this coffin has to be buried underground. In a recent public survey, 6 out of 10 necrophiliacs described this deluxe model as frustratingly hard to bust open."

Item updated: Hoe

Description: "" to "Not to be confused with a promiscuous human female, a hoe is a garden hand tool consisting of a slanted blade at the end of a long handle. Much like a lady of ill-repute, the garden hoe is useful when spreading seed, with its metal blade used to break up and furrow soil in preparation for the sewing of plant spores."

Item updated: Fertilizer

Description: "" to "Bombs and blooms are well served by this high-quality fertilizer courtesy of the Lo Squalo waste management company. While many commercial fertilizers advertise themselves as nitrate-free, Lo Squalo's nutrient-rich compost has five times the nitrate levels of our best-selling competitor. Made from 104% recycled organic matter harvested from the city dump, there's a piece of yous in every sack."

Item updated: Garden Gnome

Description: "" to "This charming ceramic figurine depicts a traditional garden gnome with a long pointy hat and thick white beard. While such items are often used to decorate the gardens of people with no taste, legend has it that the presence of a garden gnome is said to ward off evil spirits. This claim has been discredited by the apparent ineffectuality of gnomes in stopping cats from pissing in people's gardens."

Item updated: Wheelbarrow

Description: "" to "With its steel tray complemented by a solid rubber wheel, this wheelbarrow is both strong and sturdy, capable of withstanding even the heaviest of loads. Whether you're transporting a stack of stolen tires or a dismembered human corpse, this simple yet practical device is a must-have item for anyone looking to dump stuff elsewhere."

Item updated: Shovel

Description: "" to "This high-quality shovel utilizes a high-carbon blade to cut through even the driest turf with consummate ease. Based on a design by famed British horticulturalist Frederick West, this implement's lightweight shaft and comfortable grip makes light work of the most arduous garden projects. If you need to dig and fill a 6ft by 6ft by 3ft hole quick enough for the neighbors to think you're merely relaying a patio, this is the tool for the job."

Item updated: Stash Box

Description: "" to "A"

Item updated: Tractor Part

Description: "" to "While tractor owners in the mainland US had to fight tooth and nail to enact right-to-repair laws, Torn's farming community have been fixing their own vehicles for decades - often with disastrous results. This tractor component is generic enough that it can be installed easily by even the most numbskulled amateur mechanic. Just pop open the hood, rip out the bad part, whack in the new thingy, and you're good to go!"

Item updated: Headphones

Type: Other to Electronic

Item updated: Oxygen Tank

Description: "" to "Oxygen is becoming increasingly popular these days, with the intake of this odorless and tasteless substance breathing new life into the cylindrical gas industry. This versatile tank of pure O² can be hooked up to a variety of different devices and machines to provide oxygen on demand. From scuba drivers and welders through to dentists and firefighters, users of these all-purpose cylinders will breathe a sigh of relief when they realize how easy it is!"

Item updated: Bone

Description: "" to "Bones are the natural framework on which the meatier parts of biological beings are draped. Primarily consisting of collagen fibers and mineralized calcium, the collective noun for a group of bones is a spooky skeleton. This particular bone is of unknown origin - it could even be yours!"

Item updated: Nitrous Tank

Description: "" to "Nitrous Oxide, commonly known as laughing gas, is a staple of both dentist's waiting rooms and the Fast and Furious movies. After being inhaled by a human, N²O is known to create brief feelings of euphoria, relaxation, and pain relief. When this gas is introduced to the engine of a vehicle, it allows the vehicle to achieve a higher rate of fuel combustion, increasing its speed and acceleration. The effects of this gas on sentient machines like Optimus Prime, Lightning McQueen, or Robocop have yet to be determined."

Item updated: Rope

Description: "" to "Thinking of taking your own life? Buy a gun! Then use that gun to rob a hardware store and acquire this length of sturdy, polyhemp rope instead. With a tensile strength of 2,000-3,000 kilograms, the sheer quality and durability of this rope will give you a positive new outlook on life from the moment you run it through your hands. Available in lengths of small, medium-small, and longer-small."

Item updated: Wrench

Description: "" to "Made from a carbon steel alloy, this wrench can be used to fasten or unfasten all sorts of bolts, nuts, or other fasteners. Hex bolts, square nuts, wing nuts, slotted screws, rivet nuts, anchor screws, phillips head screws, eye bolts, toggle bolts, U-bolts, jam nuts, stud bolts, coupling nuts, thumb screws, and your grandmother's cookie jar - you name it, this wrench can fasten or unfasten it all day long."

Item updated: Beach Ball

Description: "" to "As their name suggests, Beach Balls can often be found at the beach, but they are sometimes seen being used in the water, on grass, and in the penalty area of Sunderland FC. The world's largest beach ball was 20 meters in diameter and was made for the the 2017 movie, Baywatch. An inflated mass of plastic and rubber, its star Pamela Anderson remains active in the movie industry today."

Item updated: Towel

Description: "" to "There are two types of towel in the world. The soft, delicate kind that your mother brings out for guests but which don't do shit to dry you off. Or the battered old scratchy kind, which have been in your family for years and can desiccate a human body within two seconds of touching damp skin. This towel is the latter kind, because this is Torn City, not a luxury spa hotel."

Item updated: Blanket

Description: "" to "This delightful woolen blanket wouldn't look out of place draped over a sofa, spread across a bed, or wrapped around a teeny tiny human being. This is in stark contrast to Blanket Jackson, son of Michael, who is more suited to being dangled precariously over a hotel balcony."

Item updated: Tire

Description: "" to "Building upon an ancient concept known as "the wheel", the tire is an inflatable rubber covering which sits around the rim of a wheel to make it look pretty. Controversial studies suggest that the addition of tires to wheels provide more grip and stability for the vehicle's driver, but these claims are yet to be proven independently. The modern tire contains over 200 materials, including kevlar, nylon, rubber, and steel. This is why they smell so good when you burn them."

Item updated: Vitamins

Description: "" to "Feeling a little run-down? Is the daily drudgery of commuting and working taking its toll? This bottle of 120 multivitamins will do absolutely nothing to help! With each pill containing 150% more than the recommended daily dose of 22 vitamins and minerals, you're guaranteed to piss out far more than you absorb! Now with extra bulking agents!"

Item updated: Cough Syrup

Description: "" to "Originally formulated as a remedy for throat irritation and congestion, cough syrup became popular among Houston's blues musicians in the 1960s as a potent mixer for beer. Known on the streets as Purple Drank, Sizzurp, and Lean, codeine-laced Cough Syrup is now enjoyed straight by modern artists like Lil Wayne and Engelbert Humperdinck."

Item updated: Embosser

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Sewing Kit

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Crucible

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Cemetery Key

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Spray Can : Black

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Spray Can : Red

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Spray Can : Pink

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Spray Can : Purple

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Spray Can : Blue

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Spray Can : Green

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Spray Can : White

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Spray Can : Orange

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Rotten Apple

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Festering Chicken

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Moldy Pizza

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Smelly Cheese

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Sour Milk

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Stale Bread

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Spoiled Fish

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Insurance Policy

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Bank Statement

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Car Battery

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Torn City Times

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Magazine

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Umbrella

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Travel Mug

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Headphones

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Mix CD

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Lost and Found Office Key

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Cosmetics Case

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Phone Card

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Subway Pass

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Silver Coin

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Silver Bead

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Lucky Quarter

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Funeral Wreath

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Car Keys

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Handkerchief

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Candle

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Tin Can

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Ladder

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Wire Cutters

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Credit Card

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Lipstick

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Driver's License

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Tampon

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Receipt

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Family Photo

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Lint

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Handcuffs

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Lubricant

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Hit Contract

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Syringe

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Spoon

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Formaldehyde

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Sticky Notes

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Casket

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Nitrous Tank

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Rope

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Window Breaker

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Lockpicks

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Skeleton Key

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Wrench

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Truck Nuts

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Thimble

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Beach Ball

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Hunting Trophy

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Hoe

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Fishing Rod

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Bleach

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Lye

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Towel

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Scissors

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Shaving Foam

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Oxygen Tank

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Massage Oil

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Jigsaw Puzzle

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Picture Frame

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Cigar Cutter

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Ash Tray

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Bowling Trophy

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Fertilizer

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Igniter Cord

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Bond Paper

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Garden Gnome

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Wheelbarrow

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Shovel

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Blanket

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Plunger

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Silver Cutlery Set

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Perfume

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Croquet Set

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Horseshoe

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Persian Rug

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Typewriter

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Chandelier

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Inkwell

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Bull Semen

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Ammonia

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Hydrochloric Acid

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Anchor

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Boat Engine

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Brass Ingot

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Tractor Part

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Tire

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Bone Saw

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Machine Part

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Cattle Prod

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Binoculars

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Razor Wire

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Stamp Collection

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Bucket

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Urea

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Phosphorus

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Potassium Nitrate

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Grain

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Shampoo

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Detergent

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Vitamins

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Cough Syrup

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Paper Towels

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Pepper Mill

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Toothbrush

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Toothpaste

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Mouthwash

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Mop

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Broom

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Floor Cleaner

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Model Spine

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Massage Table

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Dentures

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Gold Tooth

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Bleaching Tray

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Dental Mirror

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Paperclips

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Stapler

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Hole Punch

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Notepad

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Permanent Marker

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Toner

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Bone

Type: Collectible to Other

Item added: Cardstock

Description:

Item added: Blowtorch

Description:

Item added: Adhesive Plastic

Description:

Item added: Glue

Description:

Item added: Crushed Enamel

Description:

Item updated: Scrap Metal

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Bottle Cap

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Embosser

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Sewing Kit

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Crucible

Type: Other to Collectible

Item added: Sewing Kit

Description:

Item added: Crucible

Description:

Item added: Hot Foil Stamper

Description:

Item added: Embosser

Description:

Item updated: Cemetery Key

Name: Graveyard Key to Cemetery Key

Item updated: Cemetery Key

Description: "As its name suggests, this key grants access to the Torn City Graveyard, enabling you to desecrate graves, interfere with corpses and make goth music videos as often as you so wish." to "As its name suggests, this key grants access to the Torn City cemetery, enabling you to desecrate graves, interfere with corpses and make goth music videos as often as you so wish."

Medal updated: Ten Years of Service

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Painkiller Abuse

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Magical Veins

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Ten Years of Service

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Item updated: Book : Mind Over Matter

Description: "Mind over matter - a saying we've all heard but what exactly does it mean?
Dr Prahapeemanafaleshakorlanomatophitarplain believes that the human body can actually "think" itself strong. The award winning author of such books as Smell Yourself Thin, Bones Are A Social Construct and Bullying Children Makes Them Smart now brings you this in-depth guide as to how you can use the power of self-belief to increase your strength. (N.B. Dr Prahapeemanafaleshakorlanomatophitarplain makes no guarantees as to the success or longevity of his methods and you attempt these activities at your own risk)" to "Mind over matter - a saying we've all heard but what exactly does it mean?
Dr Prahapeemanafaleshakor believes that the human body can actually "think" itself strong. The award winning author of such books as Smell Yourself Thin, Bones Are A Social Construct and Bullying Children Makes Them Smart now brings you this in-depth guide as to how you can use the power of self-belief to increase your strength. (N.B. Dr Prahapeemanafaleshakor makes no guarantees as to the success or longevity of his methods and you attempt these activities at your own risk)"

Item updated: Stash Box

Type: Collectible to Supply Pack

Item updated: Bond Paper

Name: Paper Ream to Bond Paper

Item added: Cassock

Description:

Medal updated: Novice Joy Rider

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Law Bachelor

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Spray Can : White

Name: Spray Can : Yellow to Spray Can : White

Item updated: Purple Easter Egg

Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +10 Mission Credits when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Greetings, operative. I shall waste no time. We have a mutual goal. You wish to earn more mission credits, it is my purpose to facilitate that. I have no need for your friendship, merely your cooperation. Understood? Don't bother answering that. I know I made myself perfectly clear."

Item updated: Blue Easter Egg

Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +$100,000 when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Fear not, mortal. You are now under the protection of Blue. Guarded by my presence, danger itself shall fear you. Your human form is frail and weak. But with my help, thou art fortified against all peril. Together, we shall defy death. I will see to it that you resist the lure of the afterlife with every ounce of strength. Onward, soldier. To victory!"

Item updated: Green Easter Egg

Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +50 Energy when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Hey champ! Are you ready to take on the world? No worries if not. But if you are in the right place spiritually, I'm here for you with a bolt of fresh, organic, unfiltered, recycled, cruelty-free filtered energy. Gulp me down and feel me deep inside your core! Because with my green glow on your side, you'll be ready to attack the day and crush your goals. I believe in you. Carpe diem!"

Item updated: Red Easter Egg

Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +10 Nerve when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Lookin' for a lil nerve, are ya? Thought so. Folks always come crawling back to old red when they're feelin' yellow. That happy little freak might make ya'll giddy inside, but old red will kick you in the balls and pull you up by your bootstraps. And then steal your boots. And kick you in the balls again. What was I sayin? Ah, who gives a rat's hole. Wanna burn a warehouse? "

Item updated: Yellow Easter Egg

Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +250 happiness when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Isn't Torn City great? Life is good here. All the people are so friendly and kind. Look at that cute squirrel! I wonder if he has a family. Families are great. I love to think about my family and smile. Do you like smiling? Smile with me. Let's smile together. Oh wow, there's that squirrel again. Is he smiling? I had no idea squirrels could smile. A smile is the best thing to wear, and it's free! What are you wearing? A frown? Let's turn that frown... You guessed it! Upside down. Hahaha. We're having so much fun together."

Item updated: White Easter Egg

Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +5 Points when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Welcome to the circle of sobriety, friend. There are no judgments here, only love. By embracing my light, you will take the first step on the long road to recovery. My white exterior represents hope. Hope that you will one day free yourself from the chains of addiction. Each time you partake of my pureness, the grip of substance shall release a little more. Give me your hand. Let us form a circle. One egg at a time, we will conquer your demons together."

Item updated: Black Easter Egg

Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides Crime Experience when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Money makes the world go round, and the black egg is here to make sure you're spinning in the right direction. My returns are uncorrelated with traditional asset classes, providing valuable diversification in the field of portfolio optimization. Your eyes have glazed over. Don't worry, I've got this. You want to be a high roller, right? First, you have to roll the dough. Then, we make bread."

Item updated: Gold Easter Egg

Description: "The rarest of all Easter eggs. One can only claim one of these when turning in the ten others; Blue, Green, Red, Yellow, White, Black, Brown, Orange, Pink, and Purple. Provides a very large happiness increase when consumed." to "Feeling tired, bro? No sweat, bro. The gold egg's got your back. I'll have you powering through your fitness goals in less time than it takes to make scrambles. We're gonna crush it, broseph. Unless you wanna be a field mouse for the rest of your life. Is that what you want? Huh? Answer me. What's up, cat got your tongue, wickle mousey? There we go. Now you're getting pissed off. I like that. Use it. Abuse it. Unleash the beast within!"

Item updated: Brown Easter Egg

Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +100 to random working stat when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Kids today don't know the meaning of hard work. I do. My father beat it into me when I was a child. And I was grateful for it. 28 hours a day, 9 days a week he slaved away down at the hard labor factory. Did he ever complain? I never heard it. And I won't hear it from you. My old man had the grindset mentality, and I'll teach it to you, too. He never took time off. He never did bare minimum mondays. He even asked his boss to reduce his wage so he could truly feel he earned it. Anyway, enough chatter. Let's get to work."

Item updated: Orange Easter Egg

Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +50 Casino Tokens when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to ""

Item updated: Pink Easter Egg

Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides Experience when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to ""

Item updated: Brass Ingot

Name: Steel Ingot to Brass Ingot

Item updated: Purple Easter Egg

Type: Candy to Booster

Item updated: Blue Easter Egg

Type: Candy to Booster

Item updated: Green Easter Egg

Type: Candy to Booster

Item updated: Red Easter Egg

Type: Candy to Booster

Item updated: Yellow Easter Egg

Type: Candy to Booster

Item updated: White Easter Egg

Type: Candy to Booster

Item updated: Black Easter Egg

Type: Candy to Booster

Item updated: Gold Easter Egg

Type: Candy to Booster

Item updated: Brown Easter Egg

Type: Candy to Booster

Item updated: Orange Easter Egg

Type: Candy to Booster

Item updated: Pink Easter Egg

Type: Candy to Booster

Item updated: Chocolate Egg

Description: "" to "Forged in the fires of Sally's Sweet Shop from the shells of a thousand expired others, the Chocolate Egg is a limited edition item of which no more will be produced. On the momentous day when the final Chocolate Egg has been consumed, Torn's citizens will be forced to seek happiness elsewhere, through love, hate, the pursuit of knowledge, or the consumption of literally any other candy."

Item added: Chocolate Egg

Description:

Medal updated: Safe Cracker

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Sentinel Helmet

Description: "" to "The Sentinel Helmet is constructed from advanced polyethylene fibers embedded within a high-strength thermoplastic shell. This combination provides high-level defensive protection versus rifle projectiles, bomb fragments, and most other ballistic attacks."

Item updated: Sentinel Apron

Name: Sentinel Body to Sentinel Apron

Item updated: Sentinel Apron

Description: "" to "Front and rear ceramic armor plates protect the wearer's vital organs, while the ultra-high molecular weight polyethylene fiber composite holds everything together in a lightweight and comfortable garment. Thanks to its advanced materials and precise construction, the Sentinel Apron's incredible stopping power is unmatched on the battlefield."

Item updated: Sentinel Pants

Description: "" to "With reinforced seams stitching together a special ceramic composite fabric, the Sentinel Pants are engineered to withstand even the most extreme conditions, making them the ideal choice for warriors who demand the best in defensive gear."

Item updated: Sentinel Boots

Description: "" to "Made of lightweight and durable composite material, the Sentinel Boots resist shocks, impacts, and punctures while maintaining flexibility and agility. With a unique anti-slip sole and reinforced toe and heel caps, fighters know that these boots can be relied upon to provide both protection and mobility in extreme circumstances."