Honor updated: Leaderboard

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Joy Rider

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Trainee Troublemaker

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Item added: LeukyBear's Keepsake

Description: LeukyBear’s unique approach to Torn set him apart from the beginning. An early adopter of the drug-free lifestyle, he focused intensely on defense, becoming one of the first players to "whore" a single stat. His rigorous SSL training relied on boosters, with cost no obstacle for someone who was once our wealthiest player. Leuky also had a taste for luxury residences—at one point, he was the sole owner of a palace and later acquired Trekant Tower, one of our twelve unique properties. As an admin, Leuky had a nose for uncovering corruption, though some questioned his motives after the well-timed takedown of the infamous Tea, whose fedding took a quarter of the economy with him. Maybe we’ll take a page from his playbook the next time Torn faces another bout of inflation.

Item added: is0lati0n's Keepsake

Description: Described as a big ol' teddy bear with a thing for little people, is0lati0n was a key member of Chedburn's support team during Torn's crucial first few years. A skilled programmer, he helped create the original racing feature in the days before we enjoyed such luxuries as watching dots move around a 2D track. Is0 was also a trusted staff member, often called upon for impartial investigations—most notably during the infamous fedding of Tea by LeukyBear. Yet, is0lati0n's own reputation wasn’t exactly squeaky clean, as suggested by his staff item, the Brutus Key Chain. The real-life reference behind this item might be too risqué for a PG-13 game… oh, who are we kidding? It was a home-made dildo.

Item added: -Clansdancer's Keepsake

Description: -Clansdancer's time as Community Manager saw Torn shift from a haven of outlaws to a more disciplined city. Strict but fair, even Torn's scoundrels respected Clansy's authority, as she was careful never to prejudge those with notorious reputations. Her zero-tolerance for nonsense extended to staff, keeping them on a tight leash and preventing abuses of power that had occurred in the past. -Clansdancer also made history as the first to complete a Political Assassination alongside Chedburn, with her stats tweaked to prove this organized crime could actually be completed. Her love of pink and ever-present flip-flops are immortalized in her keepsake—just be grateful you’ll never feel the sting of one aimed your way.

Item added: Ara's Keepsake

Description: Most know Ara as the charismatic voice of Torn Underground, Torn's top podcast, co-created with TheFelan. With the warmth and authenticity of an old-school radio host, his presenting style captivates listeners—though his dramatic Torn story could be an episode of its own. Ara's current account is a restart after his original was fedded for real money trading. Since then, he's kept his nose clean, climbing into Torn's top 100 players (ask him about his strength). With a history on both sides of the law, Ara tells the story of our city like no one else. Fallout 4 has Travis voicing the wasteland at Diamond City Radio, GTA V has Lazlow spinning tunes on West Coast Classics, and Torn has the one and only Ara.

Item added: Body's Keepsake

Description: It is often said that Torn is a social network with a game attached, and few have done more to steer us in that direction than Body. An early community figurehead, Body was a pioneer of player-driven events. Her Big Brother event challenged participants with questions and tasks, including the iconic dollar sale, now a fixture on Torn’s calendar. She was also a regular presence on Torn Radio and Torn IRC, running countless giveaways. Later, Body became a Torn secretary, as officers were known back then, and her esteemed status was demonstrated when she was busted out of jail by Chedburn himself. Few are as deserving of such recognition, but nobody can deny that Body truly earned it.

Item added: aurigus' Keepsake

Description: Navigating a new city is hard without a guide, and aurigus was one of the best Torn has ever known. His website, Torn City Basic, gathered every scrap of information a player could need, complete with a Q&A section for more specific questions. TCbasic was so comprehensive that much of its content later formed the basis for the Torn Wiki. Though it has since become outdated and gone offline, TCbasic was once an essential roadmap, helping newcomers find their way through Torn's dangerous streets. Without aurigus's vast knowledge and knack for delivering it, our population might be a fraction of what it is today, as his guidance kept countless players on course when they might otherwise have given up.

Item added: Quacks' Keepsake

Description: A mysterious figure in Torn lore, the holder of ID [2] has long intrigued the community, fueling speculation about Quacks’ role in the city's origins. Described as instrumental by Chedburn himself, Quacks assisted our founder in establishing Torn, teaching him the basics of web development and helping him to program many of the game’s early features. If Chedburn was the architect, then Quacks was the builder—while not involved in design, he helped turn Ched’s ideas into reality, laying the foundations that have supported Torn for nearly two decades. In 2008, Quacks vanished, having gradually stepped back from his contributions to our corner of the internet. Yet, Torn’s continued existence after all these years stands as a testament to the role he played.

Item added: Aethwynn's Keepsake

Description: Aethwynn, known as Wynn, is considered Torn's first Community Manager, having led staff during the game's Wild West era. In a time when players pushed every boundary, Wynn reined them in, earning respect for her friendly, forgiving approach. Sadly, her generosity may have been her downfall; she lost her position after a scandal involving her spouse, Locked, a fellow admin who gifted himself stats and items. Perhaps that’s why she's the only staffer with two collectibles to her name. Community Managers have since become more formal authorities, and while we may never see another cat-obsessed, risqué CM like Wynn, we’ll always remember she was the first to bring our city of drug-addicted miscreants to heel.

Item added: Mephiles' Keepsake

Description: TornTools quickly became the most popular extension upon its creation by Mephiles, offering a wealth of features that provided players with new functions, data, and quality-of-life improvements to ease Torn’s more repetitive tasks. But perhaps the most crucial decision Mephiles made was to keep TornTools open source, allowing others to build upon his work even in his absence. This collaborative spirit lives on, with numerous developers stepping in to apply updates—transforming TornTools into a 'Frankentool' that continues to evolve with the community’s needs.

Item added: Manuito's Keepsake

Description: Torn’s growing audience of mobile players owes much to Manuito’s crucial contributions. As the architect of TornPDA, he filled a gap for iOS users who lacked access to Torn’s official app, enabling tens of thousands to enjoy Torn on their devices. His work impressed the developers so much that TornPDA received official endorsement, and he was later hired to create Torn Lite. Manuito has been instrumental in attracting and retaining countless players, many of whom know Torn only through the view provided by TornPDA—whether they’re sitting at their desk or squatting on the can.

Item added: Kivou's Keepsake

Description: Whether you've spent the day trading, chaining, or chasing awards, you likely have Kivou to thank for your success. As the creator of the popular YATA website, Kivou has improved the Torn experience for countless players, directing their efforts with a wealth of data at their fingertips. Faction and company owners likely owe him trillions thanks to the efficiency gains achieved through YATA's array of tools. And for anyone frustrated by Jimmy being taken down at loot level III, the NPC timing feature is a godsend. Kivou describes himself as an explorer, creating YATA as a way to uncover new insights. Like any true explorer, his efforts have paved the way for others to follow.

Item added: DeKleineKobini's Keepsake

Description: DeKleineKobini is one of the game’s great collaborators, working with countless developers to create a range of tools that augment and improve Torn’s features. He’s perhaps best known for his work on TornTools, where he took over from its creator, Mephiles, and shaped it into the essential extension it is today. So, next time you use TT to block the latest DUDE wannabe on the forums, you’ll know who to thank. Beyond TornTools, DKK has built numerous scripts on his own and contributed extensively to the community's understanding of the API, paving the way for others to build and innovate just as he has.

Item added: IceBlueFire's Keepsake

Description: It’s safe to say that IceBlueFire is the most influential external developer Torn has ever known. His three-digit ID tells you just how long he’s been here, and for a time, he even served us in an official capacity—until the experience of looking under the hood proved too traumatic. Yet as an external developer, IBF’s impact is unmatched: he helped create Torn’s API, paving the way for Torn’s future army of mug-scripters. He later founded TornStats, the first public tool of its kind, and also became Torn’s longest-serving staff member. Despite his vast knowledge of Torn, he is known for never making people feel stupid when asking questions, even if those questions are extremely stupid.

Item added: Mauk's Keepsake

Description: In the early days of scripting, Mauk’s DoctorN extension dominated the scene, becoming an essential tool for any serious player. So comprehensive was this extension that it even led to the retirement of City Watch, an official downloadable program you could purchase for points. Mauk's work transformed how players interacted with Torn, encouraging even passive players to adopt a more aggressive, results-driven playstyle. Though Mauk’s departure has left DoctorN obsolete, the impact he made on our city continues to shape every new meta and development.

Item added: JamilB's Keepsake

Description: On March 3rd, 2008, Torn's citizens cowered in fear as a nuclear device was detonated for the very first time. The man responsible was JamilB, who unleashed a Dirty Bomb on Devastation, the bitter rivals of his own faction, Hells Angels. This cataclysmic attack, which cost a fortune in cash and cesium, tore 10,321 respect from the enemy faction and forever changed the landscape of Torn. Though a retaliatory bomb soon followed, the damage was done. The floodgates had opened, and many more strikes would ravage our city in the years to come—but none left a mark quite like the first.

Item added: Astral's Keepsake

Description: Even if you don’t know Astral’s name, you’re almost certainly familiar with his artwork. Astral was a driving force behind the graphics forums during their heyday, with an influence that extended far beyond his own incredible signatures, and his wallpapers having graced the Torn City Times freebies page for years. Alongside House MD, he hosted the Graphics Aid website, where community-designed graphics were auctioned off, earning their creators billions in in-game revenue. Few would think to invest such effort and creativity into images for a text-based game, but Astral did—and many have followed in his footsteps, elevating Torn’s visuals and proving there are ways to earn money beyond traditional mechanics.

Item added: Stormcast's Keepsake

Description: Players like Stormcast are the reason racing is so popular in Torn today. An early enthusiast of the raceway, he authored guides, broke records, and claimed numerous titles. His crowning achievement came when he won the first-ever Ultimate Racing Tournament, then known as the PRC. His prize was a rare Bugatti Veyron, Torn’s fastest car, since renamed in his honor as the Stormatti Casteon. Described as a larger-than-life figure, Stormcast's passing was commemorated by the community with a tournament organized by the Night Racers and a special 1,000-driver tribute race at the end of the following URT. Such gestures are only reserved for the best, a mark of the respect Stormcast earned both on and off the track.

Item added: CockyNudist's Keepsake

Description: CockyNudist is the opposite of a level holder, having somehow reached Level 100 with the lowest battle stats imaginable. At one point, he even had a negative speed stat due to an addiction bug, a situation he famously worsened by using a skateboard—much to the community’s amusement. As of 2024, this remains the only SE CockyNudist has ever used, and he continues to stubbornly refuse to set foot in a gymnasium. Despite his unique approach, he manages to get by quite well, though his lack of stats costs him dearly in ammunition—a fact reflected by his status as the player with the most rounds fired in Torn history.

Item added: Rosie's Keepsake

Description: Political assassinations are tough to pull off, even with a team of seasoned criminals. But Rosie flipped the difficulty to hardcore mode by deliberately recruiting greenleaf players with low nerve bars to join her mission. Yet still, she succeeded, becoming the first to achieve this incredible feat thanks to her own extensive crime experience. A legendary buster and lawbreaker, Rosie is said to have written the book on criminality, having pushed Torn's mechanics so far that the developers were forced to intervene—you know you’re a true pioneer when others have to fix the things you’ve broken.

Item added: Data's Keepsake

Description: Racing in Torn is a niche pastime, but for those who pursue it, it's serious business—none more so than for Data, who in 2022 became the first player to reach the maximum 100 Racing Skill. Data's dedication to high-octane action has earned him numerous titles in community-run championships, with his name etched across many tracks where he holds records. Impressively, he's done all of this without Torn's fastest car, a prize reserved for URT winners. Ever gracious, he is always quick to congratulate those who have won Torn's premier racing tournament. We're sure his own victory is coming soon—and when it does, we'll be happy to update his description!

Item added: HT-Supermikk's Keepsake

Description: In an alternate timeline, HT-Supermikk was the first to reach level 100, narrowly missing out before his status was stripped by the authorities for using slutting methods. Mikk has faced plenty of setbacks in Torn, from losing his entire fortune early on to enduring the indignity of co-leading a faction with d3vl. Yet his achievements speak for themselves, particularly his mass of awards—at one point, he ranked in the top 5 across 10 Hall of Fame categories and managed to acquire every item in Torn. A founding member of the recently resurrected Hat Trick family, which once dominated Torn as a Norwegian-only faction, Mikk has told his wife many times that he's quit this 'stupid game,' but it is to Torn's benefit that he continues to lie to his spouse.

Item added: someone's Keepsake

Description: A pioneer of the level-holding playstyle, someone stayed at level 1 for her entire Torn life. Her low status belied her impressive battle stats, allowing someone to rack up enough defends to keep her in the all-time top ten as of 2024, despite not playing for a decade. But holding a low level came at a cost—her stats were eventually reduced by 99% due to her inability to fly and rehabilitate. Her profile was also often plastered with bounties, many likely due to being wrongly blamed for others' stealth attacks. In the end, the player with the most generic name and founder of the Nameless faction suffered an ironic fate, as she was fedded for having multiple identities.

Item added: BodyBagger's Keepsake

Description: The first player to reach level 100, and the only to hit 102 before being reverted, BodyBagger was Torn's undisputed strongest for many years. Some would argue he still is, only surpassed by those who have obsessively honed a single battle stat. So powerful was BB in his prime that he dominated even the legendary NPC Duke, using him as his personal ATM—until the rotund mafioso had his pockets sewn shut for protection. Yet, despite his fearsome reputation, BodyBagger's strength came from a decent place, driven by a desire to resist the bullying of an older player, Nota. And thus, from a desire to see good overcome evil, a legend of the game was born.

Item added: King_Ace's Keepsake

Description: Back in the day, King_Ace was the closest Torn had to royalty, with his power matched only by his notorious ego. Better known these days as a leveling target, KA, also known as The_Legend, was one of the early game's strongmen, with forum scholars listing him as a founder of the 39th Street family. Eventually succumbing to the tempting delights of the Casino, King_Ace hasn't been seen in these parts for some time, having folded while still holding a strong hand.

Item added: Deft's Keepsake

Description: Deft is one of Torn's modern stat beasts and a prolific SE user, but his trillion-dollar physique hasn't come at the expense of his altruism. Known for offering loans and donations to up-and-coming players, deft has made a significant impact on the next generation of Torn citizens. Despite his generosity, he continues to dominate numerous Hall of Fame categories, including respect earned, attacks made, and many other impressive metrics. Deft's keepsake, a shark, symbolizes his strength, power, determination, and adaptability, with his time in the Just Fer Assholes faction represented by the creature's star-shaped bunghole.

Item added: RGiskard's Keepsake

Description: A leader by example, respected by both factionmates and foes, RGiskard was a stabilizing force in Relentless during turbulent times and a founding member of its successor, Monarch. His calm under pressure earned him the trust to lead wartime tactics and manage investment funds, cementing his well-rounded reputation. However, he is mightily unbalanced in one area—his battle stats. As the first to reach 1 quadrillion in strength, one player described him as 'half algorithm, half deity,' a title that perfectly matches his namesake, Giskard—the robot from Isaac Asimov's works who could read and influence minds, perhaps hinting at the true source of RGiskard's relentless success.

Item added: Hank's Keepsake

Description: Hank's journey is unmatched in drama, success, and influence. A key figure in the evolution of Calculating into Relentless and then Monarch, he was the heart and soul of Torn's strongest faction family. His keen eye for patterns and stats helped countless new players with his power-leveling guide, but the WSSB scandal saw Hank's name tainted, unfairly, according to some, when his alleged use of a casino exploit resulted in a $136 billion fine. Feeling betrayed by Torn and its community, Hank nearly walked away but now keeps a lower profile—unlike his crotch, which stands proud in his profile picture and is immortalized in his keepsake, the banana hammock.

Item added: Z_junior's Keepsake

Description: One of the greatest war leaders this city has seen, Z_junior was arguably its most powerful citizen for a time, leading JFK to dominate the faction landscape during Torn's formative years. The tides of warfare may have turned since his glory days, but "Junia" remains an influential figure, with those close to him citing his wisdom and authority as the main reasons for his success. The Presidential Medal of Freedom was chosen as his keepsake due to his status as one of the most decorated players in Torn City history.

Item added: IceColdCola's Keepsake

Description: IceColdCola is a rarity among reprobates, as he's actually recognized for his in-game achievements. Granted, those 'achievements' involve ripping off Torn's new players, but this is a crime game, after all! Cola's signature scam is the Vicoxan trick and its variations, where cheap items like Vicodin are sold at Xanax prices, hoping distracted buyers won't notice the difference. This tactic has earned ICC over 1,500 enemies, making him one of the most disliked players in Torn. He’s even gone so far as to block legitimate customers, including Torn's NPCs, from buying from his bazaar, ensuring there are always plenty of overpriced grenades, Vicodin, and mistletoe to go around—at an inflated price, of course.

Item added: D3vl's Keepsake

Description: They say it's better the devil you know, but in this case, you'd rather not! A hostile individual with a bad word for everyone, d3vl’s abrasive personality once led the game’s founder to openly admit he’d be relieved to see him leave. Yet, despite countless promises to quit, d3vl lingers in Torn like a fart in an elevator, much to the dismay of the developers who’ve been promised a day off when he finally leaves. In-game, he’s notorious for leading factions to great heights—only to pocket most of the rewards himself. We’re certain d3vl will have issues with this description, though truth be told, this is a man who could argue with his own reflection, even if it was trying its best to agree with him.

Item added: MarlonBrando's Keepsake

Description: If nonsensical rambling were an art form, MarlonBrando would be prime Picasso. The undisputed king of waffle, Marlon is known more for his baffling forum presence than any in-game achievements. His signature style includes spamming gifs, endless poll options, and memes so bad they make you regret developing eyes. And yet, despite never posting anything of value, there's something oddly endearing about his unwavering commitment to this most unproductive of pastimes. MarlonBrando is truly one of a kind—so much so that when we tried to recreate him using ChatGPT, the chatbot committed suicide.

Item added: Champion's Keepsake

Description: Feted by forum-dwellers, Champion is a prime example of what might happen if we let overmedicated twelve-year-olds play Torn. Long known for talking a better game than he plays, his massive stash of karma is a testament to Champ's talent for promotion, and this surely played a part in his impressive rise to the Monarch leadership team. In his early days, Champion infamously wielded a Gold AK despite having under 1 million battle stats—a situation akin to handing nuclear codes to a chimpanzee. He’s also the only person to have two Tornographies written about him, having infiltrated Z_junior's biography by posing as "Junia's" biggest fan.

Item added: Sweeney_Todd's Keepsake

Description: Being listed as a reprobate suggests that Sweeney_Todd has taken a path darker than the Victorian cutthroat after which he's named. However, his only real crime is a cranky, dismissive forum presence, with posts easily identified by his overuse of ellipses and the notorious barfing face emoji. A true veteran, Sweeney_Todd joined Torn in March 2005, just a year after its inception, later becoming one of the core admin team. Nearly a third of his time here has been spent in his faction, The Pearl—formerly The Pie Shop—where he is often the only member, for reasons we can but presume. Let’s face it, Sweeney isn’t likely to ever leave this city until Chedburn unplugs the server; long after others have quit, the surly one will remain, shouting into the wind.

Item added: YoungBlaze's Keepsake

Description: YoungBlaze’s genius lay in his ability to pull off the most underhanded, despicable scams—all while staying within Torn's rules, forcing the developers to implement changes to protect its citizens. Widely regarded as one of the city's first career scumbags, our modern con artists owe him a great debt, as they are still profiting from the very schemes he pioneered. It might seem like poetic justice for a scammer to have his own tactics stolen without credit, but the concept of justice hardly applies to someone like Blaze—especially since he vanished one day without ever returning the billions he swindled.

Item added: Evil-Duck's Keepsake

Description: Da wolv of Torn needs no introduction, but we'll give him one anyway. Evil-Duck was a popular forum poster who came alive during major events like the Island Wars and Elimination, OFTEN TAKING TO THE BOARDS TO SHARE HIS "WISDOM" IN FULL BLOCK CAPITALS. A lavish individual with wrists like tree trunks, Evil-Duck is, by his own admission, one of Torn's most humble individuals. Through his work with The Mayhem Boiz, ED generously nurtured other "talents" like THEFERRETT, DUDE, and JOEI as part of a philanthropic effort to uplift the mentally defective, proving through example that being nice costs nothing. Peace.

Item added: BambinaDuckie's Keepsake

Description: The sheer volume of prizes BambinaDuckie has distributed through her DuckPond Discord makes 'altruist' seem like an understatement—her long-running giveaways deserve a category of their own: philanthropist. As one of Torn's longest-serving players, the game will undoubtedly feel emptier when the DuckPond eventually dries up. At the time this description was written, such a prospect seems increasingly likely, as BambinaDuckie appears to be stepping away from Torn. Still, I imagine many will continue to flock to her watering hole, hoping Bambina returns one day to toss them a few crumbs of kindness—even though she’s already given more than a full loaf.

Item added: bogie's Keepsake

Description: With a phenomenal depth of knowledge and an uncanny tolerance for fools, bogie was one of Torn's most respected players before the role of community manager was thrust upon him in 2018. Becoming the first person to perform this job full time, bogie transformed Torn by clamping down on its most toxic elements. Having earned more karma than anyone in Torn history, he’s learned one vital truth: arguing with idiots is pointless—a lesson he took to heart after winning the UK game show of the same name, where his prize was a wet kiss from Richard Osman, the only man tall enough to reach. Though the daily parade of morons may one day drive bogie to madness, there’s one thing they’ll never take from him—his 2019 Mr. Torn crown, earned with a little help from his newborn son.

Item added: Andyman's Keepsake

Description: With one of the sharpest analytical minds in Torn City, Andyman's deep dives into stocks, Halloweek, and weaponry have helped countless players sharpen their skills and test their limits with extreme data analysis. Many look to Andy for answers on all manner of topics, and if you've seen a graph, chart, or diagram in Torn, odds are he’s already created an even better one. In 2020, however, his statistical prowess faltered when the legendary shitposter DUDE defied expectations by reaching 100 attacks during Elimination, proving Andyman wrong. To commemorate this rare, unforgettable defeat, Andyman is forever symbolized by the napkin he consumed in forfeit.

Item added: Baldr's Keepsake

Description: Baldr's Basic Advice is a must-read for newbies, a comprehensive guide to all things Torn City that has helped retain countless new players who might have otherwise moved on. Few would have survived the arduous grind to level 15 without his advice. For those who have, his guides on racing, levelling targets, and moneymaking have helped cement his status as one of the Torn community's most crucial assets. Based on this alone, we probably owe him hundreds of thousands in revenue, but instead, we honor Baldr's contributions with this big yellow book slapped on a plinth.

Item added: CRLF's Keepsake

Description: While it's rare for anyone to be remembered fondly for their huge dumps, CRLF is an exception. Her massive data releases have kept our forums well-fed with fascinating information on everything from Halloweek top-hitters to the most improved racers, hence why our resident statistatrix is represented by a lengthy ream of paper. The long-running Fedded Archives she established have also become a rich source of drama over the years, often being the first place to break news of banned players and their scandalous activities.

Item added: Proxima's Keepsake

Description: Proxima was conceived from a romantic tryst between a scientific calculator and a ream of graph paper. Known as the game’s most mathematical mind, his knack for dissecting mechanics and unraveling Chedburn’s intricate calculations has both delighted and unsettled the developers. When he’s not peeking behind the curtain, Prox puts his numerical prowess to more lucrative use as one of the casino’s all-time great poker players. But it’s surely Halloweek 2024 for which he’ll be best remembered, when he saved 9,999 treats and cursed the city by becoming the first player to summon the beast M’aol from his loamy slumber.

Item added: mug's Keepsake

Description: Given their name and reputation as one of Torn's most prolific muggers, you might expect mug to be a player the weak should fear. And while that's true in combat, mug's authorship of the Fight Better Than a Top 100 guide has empowered many low-stat players to overcome stronger opponents. Still, it's their knack for pocket-pilfering that we commemorate here, fittingly represented by a ceramic mug stuffed with other people’s hard-earned cash—because when it comes to snatching wallets and cleaning out pockets, only a seasoned pro can teach you the ropes.

Item updated: Rheinmetall MG 3

Description: "This German-made, belt-fed machine gun works best when mounted on a tripod or vehicle, but it still looks pretty badass wielded in one hand Rambo-style. Its surprisingly short recoil is complimented by a 1300 rounds per minute rate, and with an effective range of 200 to 1200 metres there's no hiding from this weapon's deadly brand of German efficiency." to "This German-made, belt-fed machine gun works best when mounted on a tripod or vehicle, but it still looks pretty badass wielded in one hand Rambo-style. Its surprisingly short recoil is complimented by a fire rate of 1300 rounds per minute, and with an effective range of 200 to 1200 metres there's no hiding from this weapon's deadly brand of German efficiency."

Honor updated: Leaderboard

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Leaderboard

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Urban Upsetter

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Renegade Rascal

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Alpha Mail

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Script Kid

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Case of Whiskey

Description: "Recovered during a raid at his Mansion these are the last cases of Whiskey that mdshare produced before being captured by Torn City Police for violation of the alcohol ordinance." to "Recovered during a raid at his Mansion this is the last case of Whiskey that mdshare produced before being captured by Torn City Police for violation of the alcohol ordinance."

Item added: Devil Horns

Description: In medieval art, devil horns symbolized the bestial nature of the dark lord Lucifer and his demonic brethren, with these bony protrusions used to distinguish evil-doers from more benevolent, hornless beings like angels, humans, or puppies. This set of wearable plastic devil horns performs a similar function, signaling to everyone within a ten-meter radius that you are a “right dirty mare” and up for anything, including butt stuff.

Item added: Hannibal Mask '24

Description: Human flesh, also known as “long pig,” is a tempting treat that many find hard to resist. With its rich, buttery flavor and melt-in-the-mouth texture, this sumptuous delicacy should be illegal—and it is! Should you ever find yourself caving into cannibalistic desires, simply strap on this preventative face mask, as seen on the famous fictional gastronomist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter. The meticulously designed oral guard bars will deter you from gnawing on your cousin’s thigh while remaining thin enough to allow a few fava beans to poke through—just mind your fingers!

Item added: Asmol Knuckle

Description: Carved directly from the titanfist of the colossal Asmol'yand, this formidable appendage initially seems too burdensome to carry. However, should one persist by shouldering this grotesque burden from the battlefield, immense destructive power shall be conferred upon them. Enemies that once proved taxing are effortlessly crushed, with the bearer able to infuse each strike with raw, elemental force for twice the usual effect.

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Item added: Dyno Sac

Description: On the rare occasion that Dyno'salam is defeated, conquerors vie for the right to plunge their fists deep into its cavernous, razor-lined cleft. Those who reach far enough may seize the most coveted prize—the aortal sac. This peculiar organ, with its intricate ventricular arrangement, is the closest thing to a heart this beast possesses. When owned by a mortal, the sac forges an ethereal symbiosis with its holder, purifying their essence to negate the unwanted influences of mind-altering substances.

Item added: Nol Cloachra

Description: The putrid, bubbling cloachra of Nol'dasaym is often overlooked among the spoils of battle. Yet, only a fool would discard such a valuable treasure, unsettling though it may be. In life, Nol's cloachra functions as an exit and entry point for nutrients, waste, and reproductive fluids. Upon the creature's demise, a bewildering phenomenon occurs: its bearer can imbibe consumables without actually consuming them. As such, this grotesque artifact is a prize among prizes, for never again need its owner frequent a bazaar for essential supplies.

Item added: Crystalline Falcata

Description: The Crystalline Falcata is an ancient weapon whose blade was forged using a technique that has long been lost to time. Historic texts describe the Falcata's crystalline structure as enabling it to cut through steel and stone, and perhaps even the fabric of reality itself.

Item added: Starshield Breastplate

Description: Legend has it that the Starshield Breastplate was constructed from the remnants of a meteor whose impact signalled the arrival of a terrible scourge upon this world. Tests upon these armors to determine their composition have thus far proven inconclusive.

Item added: Stygian Darkness

Description: Roman Dodecahedrons were first discovered in the 1700s, and in the centuries that followed more than 100 of these mysterious copper objects sprung up across Europe. Nobody really knew what purpose the Dodecahedrons served, until, by pure fortune, one of them found itself in close proximity to the creature M'aol, upon whom the power of Stygian Darkness was exerted.

Item added: Ladso Eye

Description: The all-seeing noctis of the barbarian fiend Lad'so gazes upon matters past, affairs of the present, and future happenings as if they were one and the same. Once wrenched from its owner's socket, this grotesque artifact grants unfathomable hindsight, with those who possess it able to absorb familiar literary tomes as if reading them for the first time, uncovering insights hitherto untapped within the texts.

Item added: M'aol Tentacle

Description: Though the immortal beast M'aol cannot be truly slain, those daring enough to shatter his mortal shell would be wise to claim a tentacle as a trophy. The unstable nature of M'aol's material form disrupts reality around it, uneasy with its existence in the physical realm. Thus, ownership of the loam-dweller's twitching appendage bestows phenomenal restorative powers upon its bearer—an invigorated zest for life, unbridled energy, overwhelming joy, and the fearless courage known only to the foolhardy.

Item added: Sylo Tooth

Description: While the outstretched limbs of the wretched Sylo'nadam inflict grievous harm, it is the creature's tooth, not its serrapaw, that holds true significance among those who best him in battle. This abomination's fangs are imbued with an uncanny sensitivity to the world. Possession of but one said to sharpen the focus of those who wield them, elevating their precision and lethality to new heights.

Item added: M'aol Clawshields

Description: A swipe from M'aol's claw is feared more than a burst from his wings or the crippling effects of insanity. To describe his talons as razor sharp would not only be cliché, but a vast understatement. M'aol's swipe can cleave an opponent so neatly it is almost surgical in its precision. These wearable Clawshields are no mere toy.

Item added: M'aol Wings

Description: The sheer density of M'aol's Wings makes it a mystery as to whether he is capable of flight at all. Much of their heft comes not from the flesh, but from the dense bone structure which underpins them. Once they are removed from M'aol's physical remains, his wings are fixed to a bracket of flesh that is wrapped around the wearer's torso for stability.

Item added: M'aol Visage

Description: Once slain, the physical remains of the beast known as M’aol are highly sought after. M’aol’s skull and the surrounding flesh is the most prized of all, as if his features are left intact, it can be fashioned into a most terrifying and wearable visage.

Item added: M'aol Spathe

Description: M’aol’s spathe is constructed from the tanned hide of the creature itself. Worn over the chest and fastened to the rear with iron clasps, the spathe consists of several layers of heavy material wrapped around the body until taut.

Item added: M'aol Britches

Description: In some places, the rigid flesh of M'aol is a quarter inch thick, making it tougher than the heaviest leathers known to man. These Britches are constructed from the strongest parts of M'aol's hide, and they are as durable as they are uncomfortable.

Item added: M'aol Hooves

Description: M'aol's feet were originally believed to resemble some form of talon, due to the presence of curved, clawed toes. Upon closer inspection, we now know that these toes form part of a large, bony structure which extends to the rear of the foot, thus defining it as a hoof. To enable these to be worn, a short length of M'aol's skin has been left above the ankle, turning them into a short boot.

Honor updated: Chainer 5

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Oh My Gourd!

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Pink Camo

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item added: Halloween Basket : Apocalyptic

Description: A twisted mass of hot plastic and molten candy, the Apocalyptic Basket’s existence serves as a sign that its owner has made a decision most foolish. Having summoned the arrival of the great beast, M’aol, this item’s bearer hath summoned the end times, meaning it's time to stick on some R.E.M., kiss your neighbor, call your boss a prick, and do all those things you said you’d do before you meet your maker. We are unsure whether this basket provides an improved chance of collecting treats as the numbers on the back have melted off.

Honor updated: Something Humerus

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Purple Frog

Name: Purple Frog Doll to Purple Frog

Honor updated: Chainer 4

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Phantastic

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Donator Pack

Type: Special to Supply Pack

Honor updated: Honored

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Sodaholic

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Decepticon

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Glimmer

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Bug

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Item updated: Dog Treats

Type: Collectible to Material

Item updated: Net

Type: Collectible to Tool

Honor updated: Alpha Mail

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Legendary Lawbreaker

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Donator Pack

Description: "A Torn City donator pack. Using this will credit you with 31 donator days and give you 50 points!" to "A Torn City donator pack. Using this will credit you with 31 donator days and give you 60 points!"

Medal updated: Pilferer

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Pilferer

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: Gasoline

Description: "Capable of storing five gallons of pure liquid warehouse repellent, this gas can is made from lightweight plastic, making it easy to transport across the city to your destination of choice. In the United States, gas cans are color coded, with yellow containing diesel, blue holding kerosene, and red ones like this used to store gasoline. But since this is Torn City, you can safely assume that this gas can contains a mixture of all three plus urine." to "Capable of storing five gallons of pure liquid warehouse repellent, this can makes it easy to transport gasoline across the city to your destination of choice. In the United States, gas cans are color coded, with yellow containing diesel, blue holding kerosene, and red ones like this used to store gasoline. But since this is Torn City, you can safely assume that this gas can contains a mixture of all three plus urine."

Medal updated: Pilferer

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Seeker

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Pilferer

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Pilferer

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Pretender

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Honor updated: Candy Man

Rarity: Very Common to Common

Medal updated: Ph34r3d Hacker

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Honor updated: Decepticon

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Heinous Hacker

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Jacked

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Phoenix

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Medal updated: Canny Conman

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Web Wizard

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Proven Capacity

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Assembly Line

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Hairy

Description: Unlock a hairstyle from the token shop to Unlock a hairstyle from the Token Shop or Points Building

Honor updated: Backdrop

Description: Unlock a backdrop from the token shop to Unlock a backdrop from the Token Shop or Points Building

Medal updated: Greedy Grifter

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Constellations

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Formidable Filcher

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Labyrinth

Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building

Honor updated: Parallel

Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building

Honor updated: Globule

Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building

Honor updated: Electric Dream

Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building

Honor updated: Pepperoni

Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building

Honor updated: Constellations

Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building

Honor updated: Acute

Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building

Honor updated: Retro

Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building

Honor updated: Serenity

Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building

Honor updated: Glimmer

Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building

Honor updated: Futurity

Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building

Honor updated: Supernova

Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building

Honor added: Decepticon

Description: Respond to a victim's Temptation, Sensitivity, Concern, and Hesitation within a single successful scam attempt

Honor added: Alpha Mail

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Scamming

Medal updated: Dynamic Destructor

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Online Outlaw

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Bogus Buccaneer

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Malicious Maverick

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Phony

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Medal updated: Crooked Connector

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Gone Fishing

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Medal updated: Marauder

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Item updated: Skanky Doll

Description: "Just like the one owned by Infrit this doll comes with black hair blood red lipstick mini skirt and boob tube." to "Just like the one owned by Infrit, this doll comes with blood red lipstick, a mini skirt, and a corset."

Item updated: Horse Toy

Name: Horse to Horse Toy

Item updated: Spammer Doll

Description: "A very friendly doll with good interactions, until you make it mad. It can hit back pretty hard, and It will start spamming you, even when you think it should be sleeping, just like Templar." to "A very friendly doll with good interactions, until you make it mad. It can hit back pretty hard, and it will start spamming you, even when you think it should be sleeping, just like Templar."

Item updated: Stålhög 860

Name: Volvo 850 to Stålhög 860

Item updated: Stålhög 860

Description: "This battleship can easily exceed 100 mph where others in its class will struggle. Being two tonnes however requires better brakes than those supplied." to "Stålhög's USP lies in the sturdiness and strength of their cars. The 860 is no different, with this battleship weighing in at a colossal two tonnes. But while this model's braking may leave much to be desired, the Stålhög 860 is among the fastest of its class, and can easily exceed 100mph on the straights."

Item updated: Alpha Milano 156

Name: Alfa Romeo 156 to Alpha Milano 156

Item updated: Alpha Milano 156

Description: "The Alfa has copious amounts of torque giving it ferocious acceleration off the line. Stopping on the other hand is an issue; with Alfa reliability affecting everything...including the all important brakes." to "Alpha Milano's 156 model possesses a large amount of torque, giving it great acceleration off the line. The tradeoff comes in the braking department, with this being one of a number of areas where this car suffers from reliability issues."

Item updated: Bavaria X5

Name: BMW X5 to Bavaria X5

Item updated: Bavaria X5

Description: "This drug dealer special has monstrous brakes to stop in time for those red lights (when not running from the police), yet its handling is as sharp as a tug boat on tarmac. On the plus side its 20 inch alloys do help it to overcome any potholes." to "Handling is not the X5's strong point, with one online review describing it as "sharp as a tug boat on tarmac." Nevertheless, the X5's superior braking makes it more than capable of setting Class D records across both dirt and tarmac."

Item updated: Coche Basurero

Name: Seat Leon Cupra to Coche Basurero

Item updated: Coche Basurero

Description: "This turbo charged European hatchback is lightning quick off the line, however it has poor aerodynamic properties hindering its top end speed." to "The Coche Basurero is something of a joke in Torn, since you're far more likely to see it at the dump than on the road. Nevertheless, this turbo charged European hatchback remains a useful Class D vehicle, with its poor top speed compensated for by superb acceleration off the line. "

Item updated: Bedford Nova

Name: Vauxhall Astra GSI to Bedford Nova

Item updated: Bedford Nova

Description: "This turbocharged car will not disappoint with its top speed. Its acceleration off the line is delayed by dreaded "torque steer" as all the power is put through the front wheels." to "With a top speed of 150mph the Bedford Nova is the fastest in its class by some margin. Unfortunately, it'll take you some time to get there since the Nova's dreaded torque steer means all its power is put through the front wheels, giving it some of the poorest acceleration stats of any D class vehicle."

Item updated: Verpestung Sport

Name: Volkswagen Golf GTI to Verpestung Sport

Item updated: Verpestung Sport

Description: "The king of hot hatches cannot be faulted with its superb handling, it's a shame it lacks speed at the top end." to "Either of the Verpestungs available in Torn will serve you well in a D-class dirt race, but as its name suggests, the Sport is slightly quicker than the Insecta, albeit by a paltry 2mph. When it comes to the tarmac, Torn's racers find that this king of the hot hatches is often beaten by the Insecta at all but a handful of tracks."

Item updated: Echo S3

Name: Audi S3 to Echo S3

Item updated: Echo S3

Description: "This car is sublime off the line due to its high tech Quattro system; it does however have an electronically limited top speed of 155 mph from the factory." to "The Echo S3 is considered an elite car among Class C vehicles, with their limited top speed compensated for by strong acceleration. These models are often given out as runner-up prizes via the URT, and their rarity means they can change hands for several billion dollars due to their collectible status."

Item updated: Volt RS

Name: Ford Focus RS to Volt RS

Item updated: Volt RS

Description: "This fast Ford is worshiped by all boy racers, as it should be with its aggressive looks and a 300 bhp, 2.5 litre turbocharged engine delivering a magnificent sound as it rapidly accelerates It is however unnervingly twitchy under braking." to "The Volt RS's top speed of 163mph makes it only the third-fastest in Class C, but where it stands alone is the rapid acceleration provided by its 300bhp, 2.5 liter turbocharged engine. This model is also the highest rated tarmac car in its class, but Torn's dirt racers are known to favor the FRS on occasion too. "

Item updated: Edomondo S2

Name: Honda S2000 to Edomondo S2

Item updated: Edomondo S2

Description: "This Honda is a well balanced two seat roadster, stable and poised under braking. However it does have a tail happy tendency that can catch out even the most experienced drivers." to "The wise racer never takes the Edomondo S2 straight from the showroom to the track. Fresh out of the box, this Class C car is distinctly average in terms of speed and handling, and its superior braking ability doesn't quite make up for its shortfalls. However, once you've applied a few upgrades to this baby, the s2 comes much more competitive - if you choose wisely, that is."

Item updated: Nano Cavalier

Name: Mini Cooper S to Nano Cavalier

Item updated: Nano Cavalier

Description: "This German-revised British classic has retained the original car's playful and remarkable handling, with some clever tweaking from British tuning company John Cooper. As this car is supercharged, all the power is delivered at the low end of the revs, allowing great torque but affecting its top speed." to "The Nano Cavalier may be at the lower end of class C in terms of sheer pace, but its speed off the line makes it a force to be reckoned with on the right track. Thankfully, the Cavalier comes outfitted with a better set of brakes than the Nano Pioneer, although it doesn't quite have the relative handling advantage among similar cars of its class."

Item updated: Colina Tanprice

Name: Sierra Cosworth to Colina Tanprice

Item updated: Colina Tanprice

Description: "This king of the rally world is still a pin-up for most boy racers. It will out-manoeuvre most cars in its class with its sheer mechanical grip and no electronic trickery. The low horsepower, however, does affect this car's acceleration to top speed." to "If you're heading to a dirt track, a fully upgraded Colina Tanprice will often outpace even the most well-equipped Class A car. The Tanprice's low horsepower may limit its acceleration potential, but its superior maneuverability puts it way ahead of its competitors in the mud."

Item updated: Cosmos EX

Name: Lotus Exige to Cosmos EX

Item updated: Cosmos EX

Description: "This British giant-killer will out-handle all in its class with ease, but shortly after will be swallowed up on the straights due to its miniscule 1.8 litre engine." to "Take a Cosmos EX out on the straight and your opponents will leave you for dust, as its tiny 1.8 liter engine means it simply cannot compete against other Class B cars when speed is the deciding factor. But when it comes to handling, the EX out-performs them all, as it holds the road tighter than a desperate lover."

Item updated: Yotsuhada EVX

Name: Mitsubishi Evo X to Yotsuhada EVX

Item updated: Yotsuhada EVX

Description: "This rally pro is more suited to off-road and rally tracks with its handling on tarmac seemingly compromised. It does however hurl itself off the line with an incredibly impressive 0-60 time of 4.5 seconds, which would place it mid-field in class A." to "The Yotsuhada EVX may not fare too well on the tarmac, but this model is well suited to off-road and rally tracks. Capable of 0-60 in just 4.5 seconds, the EVX is ideal for those seeking an early lead in the dirt. Overall, this car is considered a mid-level choice among Class B vehicles."

Item updated: Sturmfahrt 111

Name: Porsche 911 GT3 to Sturmfahrt 111

Item updated: Sturmfahrt 111

Description: "This lightweight racer is stunning off the line and cannot be faulted on a track with its perfect set-up. The only fault would be the top end speed which is hindered by the sheer down-force the Porsche produces." to "You can't get more iconic than the Sturmfahrt, but image isn't everything. On the right track, this lightweight racer is competitive enough, but the triple one's top speed is seriously hindered by downforce. Nevertheless, this is a decent car for those who have moved up to Class B, although you're likely to abandon it as soon as you hit A Class."

Item updated: Tsubasa Impressor

Name: Subaru Impreza STI to Tsubasa Impressor

Item updated: Tsubasa Impressor

Description: "This rally legend is more at home on the loose stuff compared to a track, making under-steer a major issue when on tarmac. Its pure grunt off the line compensates for this though, twinned with a gorgeous thundering burble from the boxer engine." to "Tsubasa's Impressor offers an outstanding alternative to the expensive Colina Tanprice for those heading to a dirt track. The Impressor beats the Tanprice in terms of speed and acceleration, but is let down by its relatively poor handling. Nevertheless, this car's status as a rally legend makes it more than competitive out in the mud."

Item updated: Wington GGU

Name: TVR Sagaris to Wington GGU

Item updated: Wington GGU

Description: "This spitfire of the car world has raw mechanical grip round a track giving it balance and precision. Providing actual brakes that work would have been a nice touch, though." to "The Wington GGU is frustratingly close to being an excellent ride. If this car could brake as well as it handles, it'd be up there with the very best. The GGU's speed and control will take you far in the racing world, it's just that you won't be able to stop when you get there."

Item updated: Weston Marlin 177

Name: Aston Martin One-77 to Weston Marlin 177

Item updated: Weston Marlin 177

Description: "This prestigious thoroughbred impresses not only the lords and ladies of the manor but petrol-heads as well. Its 700bhp V12 engine propels this Aston to a staggering 220 mph. Handling such power takes training and practice, and for this reason most will find it twitchy round corners, especially powering out of the corner exit." to "The Weston Marlin brand may be the preserve of well-heeled international super-spies, but their build and design quality impresses petrol-heads too. The 177 model is considered a great alternative to the Veloria or Edomondo as a Class A starter car, but its 700bhp V12 engine means that practice is needed if you are to make the most of this car's ability around corners."

Item updated: Echo R8

Name: Audi R8 to Echo R8

Item updated: Echo R8

Description: "This precision all-rounder is the most practical car in its range, and is so easy to handle it will make any driver seem like a seasoned F1 professional. It's a shame it lacks any real top end speed." to "Echo's R8 model is a precision all-rounder whose handling can make any driver feel like a seasoned professional. This car may lack any real top end speed, but the R8's versatility often makes it the first choice for prospective racing champions when they line up at Stone Park."

Item updated: Stormatti Casteon

Name: Bugatti Veyron to Stormatti Casteon

Item updated: Stormatti Casteon

Description: "This Goliath is the pinnacle of engineering perfection, the quad-turbocharged W16 propels this rocket 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and all the way on to 253mph! Although braking is immense with the huge air brake on the rear, judging distance to brake is somewhat warped by the incomprehensible speeds. Handling is much to be desired also with this car clocking mid table lap times for its class around a track regardless of its fighter jet straight line capabilities." to "Considered the pinnacle of engineering perfection, the Casteon's quad-turbocharged W16 engine is capable of 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and a top speed of 254mph, making it the fastest car in Torn City by some margin. But don't let its straight line speed fool you, as while this vehicle's gigantic rear air brake does a reasonable job of slowing it down, the Casteon's poor handling means it is far from unbeatable on the vast majority of tracks."

Item updated: Lolo 458

Name: Ferrari 458 to Lolo 458

Item updated: Lolo 458

Description: "This Italian Stallion is the best handling Ferrari to date. This is no surprise as the great Michael Schumacher worked closely with the development team to fine-tune this prancing horse. You would expect a bit more top end speed compared to others in its class; however, 202 mph shouldn't disappoint too many." to "The Lolo 458 isn't the best car overall for any given track, but its versatility and competitive stats make it a good option for your first Class A purchase nonetheless. Its 202 mph top speed won't set any records, but the 458's solid ratings for acceleration, braking, and handling should serve you well once you begin rubbing shoulders with the Class A elite."

Item updated: Lambrini Torobravo

Name: Lamborghini Gallardo to Lambrini Torobravo

Item updated: Lambrini Torobravo

Description: "This show-boater is a hard beast to tame round the corners, but show it a straight line and all hell breaks loose going 0-60 in just 3.4 seconds. You need to be a good matador to tame this wild bull." to "Torn's racing community is undecided as to whether the Lambrini or the Veloria is the best choice for Uptown, with the former holding higher acceleration and braking, but its rival possessing a better top speed. The Lambrini is no slouch though, with its V10 engine capable of a top speed of 202mph."

Item updated: Veloria LFA

Name: Lexus LFA to Veloria LFA

Item updated: Veloria LFA

Description: "This newcomer is the hard work of normally quite tame Lexus. It is a triumph of technology married to brute force, but its weight causes great inertia under braking even with its incredible brakes. Top speeds are post 200 mph and it will out-drag most of its class rivals, including its Japanese friend the GT-R." to "As you might expect from the luxury vehicle division of its parent brand Tabata, the Veloria LFA is capable of incredible top speeds on the straight. But while this car can out-drag most of its class rivals, the LFA's weight causes great intertia when stopping, in spite of its excellent braking system. The LFA is still considered one of the top Class A cars, however, and is capable of posting All Class records on the right track."

Item updated: Mercia SLR

Name: Mercedes SLR to Mercia SLR

Item updated: Mercia SLR

Description: "This formula one-inspired poster pin-up boasts a maximum speed of 208 mph. Some find handling somewhat difficult, however, with all 617 horses screaming to be released at once." to "Mercia's SLR isn't a popular choice among Class A drivers, with its difficult handling meaning it tends to be saved for long ratio tracks such as Convict or Withdrawal. But if you can get this machine up and moving you'll be well out of sight on the straights, given that the SLR has the third-fastest top speed in Torn City."

Item updated: Zaibatsu GT-R

Name: Nissan GT-R to Zaibatsu GT-R

Item updated: Zaibatsu GT-R

Description: "This Nissan is the ultimate toy for any boy, sporting every gadget you could dream of. It is second in its class at accelerating, with 0-60 coming up in just 3.3 seconds, but unlike competitors like the Veyron it does not compromise in the other areas. Sadly though, it does not break the 200 mph barrier, with factory spec peaking at a measly 192 mph." to "Zaibatsu's GT-R may have a reputation as the ultimate boy's toy, but this rapid racer is no mere plaything. Second only to the Casteon in terms of acceleration, the GT-R has top notch specs across the board, with its only downside being a limited top speed of 192mph."

Item updated: Edomondo NSX

Description: "Edomondo's NSX is often at the top of most drivers' list when they reach Class A, and is a must-have for those who consider themselves an elite racer. If you're looking to set records on a track that will test your car's handling and braking, the SNX has no equal, with this model finding its home on some of Torn's most testing tracks." to "Edomondo's NSX is often at the top of most drivers' list when they reach Class A, and is a must-have for those who consider themselves an elite racer. If you're looking to set records on a track that will test your car's handling and braking, the NSX has no equal, with this model finding its home on some of Torn's most testing tracks."

Item updated: Trident

Description: "As you might expect from a three wheeler, the Trident isn't much in terms of pace, and is actually the slowest car available in Torn City. That being said, this iconic car's handling isn't too bad for an E class vehicle - just don't go heavy on the brakes into a sharp turn, or you may topple over! " to "As you might expect from a three wheeler, the Trident isn't much in terms of pace, and is actually one of the slowest cars available in Torn City. That being said, this iconic car's handling isn't too bad for an E class vehicle - just don't go heavy on the brakes into a sharp turn, or you may topple over! "

Item updated: Nano Pioneer

Description: "Nano drivers tend to fall into one of two categories. Either they're lifelong fans of this classic British brand, or they're too cheap to pay for gas. If you ever see the Nano Pioneer overtake you on the track you're in trouble, as this is by far the slowest car available in Torn City. But that's actually a bonus in some ways, as the Nano's 8 inch braking discs couldn't stop a snail if it were mooching." to "Nano drivers tend to fall into one of two categories. Either they're lifelong fans of this classic British brand, or they're too cheap to pay for gas. If you ever see the Nano Pioneer overtake you on the track you're in trouble, as this is one of the slowest cars available in Torn City. But that's actually a bonus in some ways, as the Nano's 8 inch braking discs couldn't stop a snail if it were mooching."

Item updated: Papani Colé

Description: "This rapid Renault has an astounding top speed thanks to a 16-valve engine, but with little torque it fails to get there in a hurry." to "Papani's Colé model is a great choice for Class E drivers who need pace over precision. This car's 16-valve engine may have little torque, but once it hits top speed you'll find others in its class will struggle to catch up, especially if you're down at the Docks or barrelling around the Speedway."

Item updated: Bedford Racer

Name: Vauxhall Corsa to Bedford Racer

Item updated: Bedford Racer

Description: "This car's brakes are its major asset. Unfortunately, with its poor top speed, they're rarely used." to "A favorite among everyone's girlfriend during the early 2000's, the Bedford Racer is a safe little motor whose brakes are far and away its most impressive asset. Unfortunately, you'll rarely get a chance to test them, since this is one of the slowest cars in Class E, or in any class, for that matter."

Item updated: Tabata RM2

Name: Toyota MR2 to Tabata RM2

Item updated: Tabata RM2

Description: "This streamlined import has stunning top end speed but has miserable stopping power." to "Considered a must-have for those in Class D, the Japanese-made Tabata RM2 possesses a stunning amount of top-end speed - just make sure you leave yourself plenty of time to stop! This vehicle is a great Class D option on long tarmac tracks."

Item updated: Edomondo NSX

Name: Honda NSX to Edomondo NSX

Item updated: Edomondo NSX

Description: "This underdog costs a fraction of the price of the other cars in its class, and its acceleration and top speed leave a bit to be desired. However, its handling and braking are hard to match, helping the NSX rate well on the lap time table for Class A." to "Edomondo's NSX is often at the top of most drivers' list when they reach Class A, and is a must-have for those who consider themselves an elite racer. If you're looking to set records on a track that will test your car's handling and braking, the SNX has no equal, with this model finding its home on some of Torn's most testing tracks."

Item updated: Echo Quadrato

Name: Audi TT Quattro to Echo Quadrato

Item updated: Echo Quadrato

Description: "This sleek sports car is not only a hit with the ladies but can accelerate quicker than any in its class. It boasts a streamlined shape paired with a very clever Quattro system. European road laws ruin this car with a top speed limit of 155mph." to "Echo' Quadrato is a popular among both the ladies and the lads, as its streamlined exterior means it has no problem getting up to speed from a cold start. Sadly, European road laws mean this vehicle is limited when it comes to speed, hence why it tops out at a measly 155mph."

Item updated: Bavaria M5

Name: BMW M5 to Bavaria M5

Item updated: Bavaria M5

Description: "This rocket ship can reach a monumental top end speed once de-restricted. The fastest 4-door saloon of its type. Sadly, its immense power struggles to be transferred onto the road during the first couple of gears, slowing its acceleration." to "Class B racers whose budget can't stretch to a Colina Tanprice could do much worse than a Bavaria M5. The fastest 4-door saloon of its type, the M5 model has a top speed of 186mph, but it will take some time to get there due to its subpar acceleration ability."

Item updated: Bavaria Z8

Name: BMW Z8 to Bavaria Z8

Item updated: Bavaria Z8

Description: "This rear wheel drive "Beamer" does struggle for grip off the line but due to its poise and balance it is stable under braking making it very quick in the corners." to "The Bavaria Z8's rear wheel drive means it can often struggle for grip off the line, so if you're heading to a drag race you'll probably want something a little more reactive. But if you're taking this Class C car down a few windy roads, the Z8's poise and balance make this car stable under braking, giving you a crucial speed advantage on corners."

Item updated: Chevalier CZ06

Name: Chevrolet Corvette Z06 to Chevalier CZ06

Item updated: Chevalier CZ06

Description: "This car can power its way to a sky high top speed with its glorious 7 litre V8. Again, like most American cars it sadly does not handle particularly well." to "Like most American cars, Chevalier's CZ06 doesn't handle particularly well. But what it lacks in maneuverability it more than makes up for with a sky-high top speed thanks to its glorious 7 liter V8 engine. The CZ06 is one of the most popular options for Class C drivers as it is the fastest in its class."

Item updated: Dart Rampager

Name: Dodge Charger to Dart Rampager

Item updated: Dart Rampager

Description: "This Dodge can reach breakneck speeds in a straight line, although satisfactory cornering is an expensive optional extra, as this beast turns into a good old American rodeo round the corners." to "An all-American icon, the Dart Rampager is as fast as it is chaotic, with this vehicle treating corners as a suggestion rather than a guide. You'll likely abandon the Dart once you've finished your time in Class B, but you can be sure that your ride to the top is an absolute gas."

Item updated: Knight Firebrand

Name: Pontiac Firebird to Knight Firebrand

Item updated: Knight Firebrand

Description: "This American classic tends to under-steer severely in the corners and wallow round any intricate track. However, its impressive top speeds on the straights do a lot to compensate for weak cornering." to "Weak cornering caused by severe understeer means that the Knight Firebrand relies heavily on its straight line speed in order to remain competitive. In that respect, the Firebrand can tussle with the best cars Class C has to offer - just don't expect it to do well in a small, country village."

Item updated: Volt GT

Name: Ford GT40 to Volt GT

Item updated: Volt GT

Description: "This Le Mans derived Ford handles like a racing car should but is slightly let down by its acceleration, especially when considering it is incredibly light for its class." to "Volt's GT model handles like a racing car should, but is slightly let down by its acceleration, despite its low weight. Nevertheless, this model is often unbeatable down at the Docks, and comes recommended as a versatile option for drivers who are new to Class A racing."

Item updated: Invader H3

Name: Hummer H3 to Invader H3

Item updated: Invader H3

Description: "This giant has stopping power twice the force of its rivals; its handling however is poor on tarmac due to soft off road suspension and high centre of gravity." to "This civilian version of a military favorite works fantastically on the dirt thanks to its superb braking ability, making it a fine, albeit slower Class C alternative to the Bavaria X5. You won't want to take this beast on the freeway, however, as not only is it highly unsuited to tarmac, you'll also look like a massive wally driving this through the city."

Item updated: Echo S4

Name: Audi S4 to Echo S4

Item updated: Echo S4

Description: "This 2.7 litre twin turbo Ferrari killer is extremely planted under braking into corners allowing a great exit speed once its turbos kick in, it does however bog down off the line due to the four wheel drive system when compared to others in its class." to "The Echo S4's superb braking ability allows it to really dig in on the corners, making for a great exit speed once the turbos kick in. The S4 won't win any awards for acceleration due to its limiting four wheel drive system, but it remains a staple in the garage of many great Class B drivers."

Item updated: Edomondo IR

Name: Honda Integra R to Edomondo IR

Item updated: Edomondo IR

Description: "This import is described by many as the "closest you'll get to a race car out of factory" - due to its sharp and responsive handling." to "The IR model is slow for its class and suffers from braking issues, but the superior handling for which Edomondo is known makes this a decent option for those battling away in Class C. Widely regarded as one of the best front-wheel drive cars of all time, the IR is the closest you'll get to a race car from a factory model."

Item updated: Edomondo ACD

Name: Honda Accord to Edomondo ACD

Item updated: Edomondo ACD

Description: "This car has a wide wheelbase, allowing for superb handling with stiff suspension springs preventing body roll. The car's weight, however, reduces its speed off the line." to "Edomondos are often blessed with great handling, and the ACD is no exception thanks to its wide wheelbase and stiff suspension springs. The car's weight is its biggest downfall, however, and this drags back the ACD's top speed to make it a mid-range option among Class D cars."

Item updated: Edomondo Localé

Name: Honda Civic to Edomondo Localé

Item updated: Edomondo Localé

Description: "This import has a staggering top speed, but with non independent suspension it suffers from poor handling." to "The Edomondo Localé is popular among those new to racing due to its recommendation in Baldr's racing guide. In fact, so versatile is the Localé, that some drivers have been known to take it all the way from Class E to A, a strategy that allows them to save those precious racing points for future use."

Item updated: Verpestung Insecta

Name: Volkswagen Beetle to Verpestung Insecta

Item updated: Verpestung Insecta

Description: "One of the few good things to come out of WWII, this "people's car" handles like it's on rails. It has a limited top speed of 155 mph due to German restrictions." to "Described as one of the few good things to come out of WWII, the Verpestung Insecta's limited top speed may put some consumers off this cheap and cheerful vehicle. But for Class D racers, the Insecta is a versatile motor whose handling allows it to compete with faster cars on short tarmac tracks full of sharp turns."

Item updated: Chevalier CVR

Name: Chevrolet Cavalier to Chevalier CVR

Item updated: Chevalier CVR

Description: "The Chevy has a substantially larger 2,800cc engine than most in its class giving it a great top speed. However like most American cars it lacks the simple ability to corner." to "Like most American cars, the Chevalier CVR simply cannot take a corner, so you're limited as to what you can achieve with this vehicle. What you do get is a beast of an engine at 2,800cc, so don't be surprised if you see the CVR zipping past you midway through a Class D race, only to let you pass with ease on the inside."

Item updated: Volt MNG

Name: Ford Mustang to Volt MNG

Item updated: Volt MNG

Description: "This American treasure has its place in most males' dream garage. The car boasts a stunning top speed, and once it's off the line it's unstoppable...literally unstoppable, as the brakes are sponges, no wonder Shelby had to make severe modifications for track racing!" to "Volt's MNG is an iconic car for one reason and one reason alone - it is literally unstoppable. Its combination of an extreme top speed and brakes made of sponge means you're just as likely to see the back of an ambulance as you are the chequered flag when driving this thing. Baldr's guide considers the MNG to be one of the best Class B cars around, but those in the Torn City hospital refer to their drivers as organ donors."

Item updated: Trident

Name: Reliant Robin to Trident

Item updated: Trident

Description: "This three wheeled beauty can turn on a two pence piece with stunning handling. It comes under scrutiny however, under heavy braking where they have been known to topple over." to "As you might expect from a three wheeler, the Trident isn't much in terms of pace, and is actually the slowest car available in Torn City. That being said, this iconic car's handling isn't too bad for an E class vehicle - just don't go heavy on the brakes into a sharp turn, or you may topple over! "

Item updated: Oceania SS

Name: Holden SS to Oceania SS

Item updated: Oceania SS

Description: "This Aussie powerhouse reaches a breathtaking top speed. (If it ever gets there after leaving most of its tires on the starting line)." to "Pacy but poor out of the blocks is an apt description of the Oceania SS - but hey, it works for Usain Bolt! This Australian powerhouse comes recommended for class C tarmac races, but if you're approaching a corner you'd be advised to check your rear-view mirror, because nine times out of ten there will be someone on your shoulder."

Item updated: Limoen Saxon

Name: Citroen Saxo to Limoen Saxon

Item updated: Limoen Saxon

Description: "The Saxo is quick off the line, but it struggles with top speed due to a small 1400cc engine." to "The Limoen Saxon is mightily quick off the line, and actually has the joint-best acceleration rating of any Class E car along with the Çagoutte 10-6. However, its small, 1,400cc engine means it will struggle in a straight line fight, and you'd be advised to abandon this vehicle the minute to enter Class D."

Item updated: Nano Pioneer

Name: Classic Mini to Nano Pioneer

Item updated: Nano Pioneer

Description: "This British classic is a retro icon with sharp handling. With only small 8" discs on the front and drums on the back its braking isn't excellent." to "Nano drivers tend to fall into one of two categories. Either they're lifelong fans of this classic British brand, or they're too cheap to pay for gas. If you ever see the Nano Pioneer overtake you on the track you're in trouble, as this is by far the slowest car available in Torn City. But that's actually a bonus in some ways, as the Nano's 8 inch braking discs couldn't stop a snail if it were mooching."

Item updated: Vita Bravo

Name: Fiat Punto to Vita Bravo

Item updated: Vita Bravo

Description: "The Fiat performs very well in the corners, but with only 80bhp it lacks top end speed." to "The Vita Bravo is a solid investment for Class E drivers as despite its relatively poor top end speed it remains competitive when pitted against Class D vehicles. And despite its low dirt rating, this car seems to do well on full or partial mud tracks, where the Bravo's superior handling often wins out."

Item updated: Zaibatsu Macro

Name: Nissan Micra to Zaibatsu Macro

Item updated: Zaibatsu Macro

Description: "Unfortunately most of these are ex-driving school cars which have been curbed one too many times resulting in bad handling. Its braking, however, is brilliant." to "Most people only ever find themselves in the seat of a Zaibatsu Macro when they're taking their driving test, and with good reason. The Macro handling is abysmal, and this would be dangerous if it could ever reach anything beyond a mid-range top speed. That being said, the braking on these vehicles is absolutely first class, which is probably a good thing if you've got a GTA-addicted teenager in the driving seat. "

Item updated: Çagoutte 10-6

Name: Peugeot 106 to Çagoutte 10-6

Item updated: Çagoutte 10-6

Description: "This French hot hatch is very popular in its class due to its rapid acceleration. Sadly, its brakes are poor, but they do stop the car. Eventually." to "This French hot hatch is popular in its class due to its rapid acceleration, and unlike the Limoen Saxon, this car has the pace to make use of it. If you're looking to purchase a Çagoutte 10-6, your best bet is to try the nearest wreck yard, or perhaps a large tree on a shaded corner, since this car's brakes appear to be made of cotton candy."

Item updated: Papani Colé

Name: Renault Clio to Papani Colé

Honor updated: Constellations

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Honor updated: Vengeance

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Beginner

Description: Reach the rank of "Beginner" to Reach the rank of Beginner

Medal updated: Inexperienced

Description: Reach the rank of "Inexperienced" to Reach the rank of Inexperienced

Medal updated: Rookie

Description: Reach the rank of "Rookie" to Reach the rank of Rookie

Medal updated: Novice

Description: Reach the rank of "Novice" to Reach the rank of Novice

Medal updated: Below Average

Description: Reach the rank of "Below Average" to Reach the rank of Below Average

Medal updated: Average

Description: Reach the rank of "Average" to Reach the rank of Average

Medal updated: Reasonable

Description: Reach the rank of "Reasonable" to Reach the rank of Reasonable

Medal updated: Above Average

Description: Reach the rank of "Above Average" to Reach the rank of Above Average

Medal updated: Competent

Description: Reach the rank of "Competent" to Reach the rank of Competent

Medal updated: Highly Competent

Description: Reach the rank of "Highly Competent" to Reach the rank of Highly Competent

Medal updated: Veteran

Description: Reach the rank of "Veteran" to Reach the rank of Veteran

Medal updated: Distinguished

Description: Reach the rank of "Distinguished" to Reach the rank of Distinguished

Medal updated: Highly Distinguished

Description: Reach the rank of "Highly Distinguished" to Reach the rank of Highly Distinguished

Medal updated: Professional

Description: Reach the rank of "Professional" to Reach the rank of Professional

Medal updated: Star

Description: Reach the rank of "Star" to Reach the rank of Star

Medal updated: Master

Description: Reach the rank of "Master" to Reach the rank of Master

Medal updated: Outstanding

Description: Reach the rank of "Outstanding" to Reach the rank of Outstanding

Medal updated: Celebrity

Description: Reach the rank of "Celebrity" to Reach the rank of Celebrity

Medal updated: Supreme

Description: Reach the rank of "Supreme" to Reach the rank of Supreme

Medal updated: Idolized

Description: Reach the rank of "Idolized" to Reach the rank of Idolized

Medal updated: Champion

Description: Reach the rank of "Champion" to Reach the rank of Champion

Medal updated: Heroic

Description: Reach the rank of "Heroic" to Reach the rank of Heroic

Medal updated: Legendary

Description: Reach the rank of "Legendary" to Reach the rank of Legendary

Medal updated: Elite

Description: Reach the rank of "Elite" to Reach the rank of Elite

Medal updated: Invincible

Description: Reach the rank of "Invincible" to Reach the rank of Invincible

Honor updated: Awesome

Description: Win while spinning the Wheel of Awesome to Won while spinning the Wheel of Awesome

Honor updated: Lame

Description: Win while spinning the Wheel of Lame to Won while spinning the Wheel of Lame

Honor updated: Mediocre

Description: Win while spinning the Wheel of Mediocrity to Won while spinning the Wheel of Mediocrity

Honor updated: Breaking And Entering

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Honor updated: Crowd Teaser

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Mock Manufacturer

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Flawless Faction Member

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Documented Success

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Code Commando

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Reinforced

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Scorched

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Cartridge Packer

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Ecstatic

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Cartridge Packer

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Honor updated: Cartridge Packer

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Gone In 60 Seconds

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: System Saboteur

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Allure

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Medal updated: Shameless Shyster

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Hoax

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Safe Cracker

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Impeccable Imitator

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Boom!

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Soccer Ball

Description: "Replica of the ball used in the 1930 World Cup final between Argentina and Uruguay." to "Named the Telstar, this iconic football was the official inflatable orb of the 1970 World Cup in Mexico. Consisting of 12 black pentagons and 20 white hexagons, the Telstar was designed to be more visible during black and white television broadcasts, even though hot pink and glitter would've stood out more. Nobody is quite sure why this football is so popular in Argentina, especially as 1970 was the only year they failed to qualify for the World Cup. One theory posits that the ball is often deflated and used as a makeshift toilet to disrespect the tournament's eventual winner and Argentina's hated neighbour, Brazil."

Honor updated: Cryptographer

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Famed Forger

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Character Assassination

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Pig Rustler

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Devout

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: Pink Mac-10

Type: Primary to Secondary

Item updated: Skorpion

Type: Primary to Secondary

Item updated: TMP

Type: Primary to Secondary

Item updated: MP5k

Type: Primary to Secondary

Honor updated: Foot Soldier

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Dissolving Agent

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Deadlock

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Retail Therapy

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Merciless Malefactor

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Trash Bandit

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Data Dynamo

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Drug Runner

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Baron

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Heinous Henchman

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Meticulous Maker

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Level Ninety

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Faux Fabricator

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Smokin' Barrels

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Looting Luminary

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Helmet of Justice

Type: Clothing to Collectible

Honor updated: Maimed

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Hands Solo

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Breaking and Entering

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Collector

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: Doll's Head

Name: Evil Doll to Doll's Head

Item updated: Doll's Head

Description: "Replica doll of the Evil Female Admin known as Wynn. Believed to be responsible for lost stats, site lag, mass kicks on IRC and random deletions." to "A doll's head owned by the Evil Female Admin known as Wynn. Believed to be responsible for lost stats, site lag, mass kicks on IRC, and random deletions."

Honor updated: Documented Success

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Byte Boss

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: Blood Bag : A+

Description: "A blood bag filled with type AB+ blood. Only compatible with recipients in group AB+. This rare type is found in just 3.4% of the population, a figure that closely matches the percentage of annual boat deaths caused by people pissing over the side." to "A blood bag filled with type A+ blood. Compatible with recipients in group A+ and AB+. Approximately 35.7% of people have this blood type, which is roughly equivalent to the proportion of your home's daily water use consumed by your toilet."

Item updated: Blood Bag : AB+

Description: "A blood bag filled with type AB+ blood. Only compatible with recipients in group AB+." to "A blood bag filled with type AB+ blood. Only compatible with recipients in group AB+. This rare type is found in just 3.4% of the population, a figure that closely matches the percentage of annual boat deaths caused by people pissing over the side."

Item updated: Blood Bag : A+

Description: "A blood bag filled with type A+ blood. Compatible with recipients in group A+ and AB+." to "A blood bag filled with type AB+ blood. Only compatible with recipients in group AB+. This rare type is found in just 3.4% of the population, a figure that closely matches the percentage of annual boat deaths caused by people pissing over the side."

Item updated: Blood Bag : A-

Description: "A blood bag filled with type A- blood. Compatible with recipients in groups A-, A+, AB- and AB+." to "A blood bag filled with type A- blood. Compatible with recipients in groups A-, A+, AB- and AB+. About 6.3% of the world's population shares this blood type, closely matching the percentage of children worldwide who are engaged in child labor."

Item updated: Blood Bag : B+

Description: "A blood bag filled with type B+ blood. Compatible with recipients in group B+ and AB+." to "A blood bag filled with type B+ blood. Compatible with recipients in group B+ and AB+. 8.5% of human beings contain this type of blood, and this directly correlates with the number of solitaire games that are said to be unwinnable."

Item updated: Blood Bag : B-

Description: "A blood bag filled with type B- blood. Compatible with recipients in groups B-, B+, AB- and AB+." to "A blood bag filled with type B- blood. Compatible with recipients in groups B-, B+, AB- and AB+. The percentage of people with B- blood is 1.5%, which is also the reported accuracy level for the statistics posted in these blood bag item descriptions."

Item updated: Blood Bag : AB-

Description: "A blood bag filled with type AB- blood. Compatible with recipients in group AB- and AB+." to "A blood bag filled with type AB- blood. Compatible with recipients in group AB- and AB+. This rare blood type is found in just 0.6% of the population, a percentage that also represents the estimated proportion of people who hold a world record"

Item updated: Blood Bag : O+

Description: "A blood bag filled with type O+ blood. Compatible with recipients in groups O+, A+, B+ and AB+." to "A blood bag filled with type O+ blood. Compatible with recipients in groups O+, A+, B+ and AB+. 37.4% of all blood is O+, and this is close to the percentage of pet owners who don't sleep in bed with their pets."

Item updated: Blood Bag : O-

Description: "A blood bag filled with type O- blood. Compatible with recipients in any blood group." to "A blood bag filled with type O- blood. Compatible with recipients in any blood group. Only 6.6% of humans possess this blood type, which is about the same as the proportion of people who believe in witchcraft."

Item updated: Blood Bag : Irradiated

Description: "A blood bag filled with irradiated blood. This should be destroyed at an appropriate disposal facility." to "A blood bag filled with irradiated blood. This glow-in-the-dark blood type is found in 100% of people who have just held their thumb up to judge the proximity of a mushroom cloud. "

Item updated: Morphine

Description: "A shot of morphine to kill your pain, and shorten your hospital stay." to "Known on the street as Miss Emma, Morphine is a potent opiate painkiller whose addictive qualities are less than ladylike. With one shot, you'll be taken on a high-speed trip to your happy place, a pleasant destination where your leg is in one piece and your face is no longer mangled beyond repair."

Item updated: First Aid Kit

Description: "Use this first aid kit to bind your wounds and shorten your hospital stay." to "This comprehensive collection of medical necessities contains everything you need to treat burns, blood loss, and broken bones. Whether you're bleeding out on the battlefield or you've slipped in the bath and sat on a shampoo bottle, you'll be back on your feet in moments."

Item updated: Small First Aid Kit

Description: "This kit will stop you bleeding on your clothes and will shorten your hospital stay by a small amount." to "A small medical kit containing bandages, gauze, and antiseptic wipes. There's not enough in here to put someone's guts back in, but you'll have no problem patching up a minor flesh-wound or a nasty boo-boo on your knee."

Item updated: Can of Munster

Description: "Wake up to a roaring monster. Provides a moderate energy increase when consumed." to "Guaranteed to turn your insides a monstrous shade of green, Munster is the only energy drink certified as a propellant by the Torn City Aviation Authority."

Item updated: Can of Red Cow

Description: "Red cows are rare, only after years of the cows eating the right mix of red roses and tulips can you produce this high protein milk. Provides a large energy increase when consumed." to "Bolstered by cow placenta extract, Red Cow's special blend of herbs and hormones is so toxic you'll need four stomachs just to digest it."

Item updated: Can of Taurine Elite

Description: "With its 250mg of caffeine per can, this drink is illegal in many countries worldwide. Provides a very large energy increase when consumed." to "Taurine Elite is a high-strength energy drink targeted toward those who need 48 hours in every day and have scant regard for their physical well-being, hence its popular slogan, "You'll really feel your kidneys!""

Item updated: Can of Santa Shooters

Description: "A shot of Santa is sure to boost your energy. Provides a moderate energy increase when consumed." to "Fizzy, festive, and fatal to those with heart conditions, Santa Shooters will have you rockin' around the Christmas tree until your tendons snap."

Item updated: Can of Rockstar Rudolph

Description: "A can of this will keep you Rockin' around the Christmas tree all day! Provides a large energy increase when consumed." to "Ever wonder why Rudolph's nose glows red? He's addicted to cocaine, which is coincidentally the primary ingredient in Rockstar Rudolph alongside ground-up Caribou pelvis."

Item updated: Can of X-MASS

Description: "X-MASS! Giving you the MASS you need this Christmas. Provides a very large energy increase when consumed." to "The favored tipple of big, bulking bodybuilders, X-MASS's side effects include a deepened voice, swollen testicles, and beard growth—and that's just the women!"

Honor updated: Assembly Line

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Devious Delinquent

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Expert Exploiter

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Legendary

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Item updated: Xanax

Description: "Increases one's energy." to "Xanax in Torn City is very different to your typical pharmacy-bought Alprazolam, with its sedative effects giving way to an explosion of relentless energy. Researchers speculate that this phenomenon is rooted in the drug's ability to boost adenosine triphosphate production within neural cells, supercharging the brain into an overclocked state capable of firing neurons like a machine-gun. However it works, Torn Xanax is the grease that oils the gears of war, elevating a soldier to a state of aggressive frenzy that would make a Nazi Stormtrooper look like a slowpoke sissy."

Item updated: Cannabis

Description: "Said to improve one's concentration and nerve." to "This ain't your garden variety bud, no sir. Torn's Cannabis is so strong it'll melt the anxiety from your bones and dribble it out your ass. After a couple of puffs, you'll feel a special kind of relaxed that rids you of all fear, rendering you capable of some seriously heinous acts. Burgle a home? Why not. Pickpocket an old lady? Sounds fun! Dismember and dispose of a corpse you say? That's just a walk in the park, quite literally."

Item updated: Ecstasy

Description: "Improves one's happiness." to "Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal stinky wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale. No, this is a song about being happy. That's right, it's the happy, happy, joy, joy, song. Happy, happy, joy, joy. Happy, happy, joy, joy. Happy, happy, joy, joy. Happy, happy, joy, joy. Happy, happy, joy, joy. Happy, happy, joy, joy. Happy, happy, joy, joy, joy."

Item updated: Ketamine

Description: "Raises one's defense temporarily, resulting in lower strength and speed." to "Originally deployed as a surgical anaesthetic during the Vietnam War, Ketamine is also popular among recreational drug users due to its capacity to induce dissociative sensations and hallucinations. However, in Torn City, you'll find its users in the foxhole rather than a k-hole, with ket used to numb the body against incoming attacks. Because everyone knows that if you can't feel it, it didn't happen!"

Item updated: LSD

Description: "Increases one's energy, nerve and happiness." to "Wanna get mad stupid? Drop a tab of acid and let fate control your body as your mind takes a trip to dreamland. While your consciousness is pre-occupied with the effects of this potent psychedelic, your physical form will be hit by a maelstrom of effects, rendering you strong yet slow, braced and bumbling. And once the surge of pleasure and enthusiasm has washed away, you may find yourself standing over what's left of your opponent's pulped human face."

Item updated: Opium

Description: "Said to relieve a large amount of pain." to "Prescribed for a range of ailments from diarrhea and psychosis through to menstrual pain and bronchitis, Opium is a reliable reliever of pain, consequence, and reality. Fortified by this timeless drug, your opponent's blows will feel naught more than tiny mouse breaths upon your body. And should you still find yourself laid up in the hospital, this medical marvel will see you right as rain in no time."

Item updated: PCP

Description: "Momentarily improves one's strength and dexterity." to "If you've ever been beaten to a pulp by a wide-eyed, grinning maniac, chances are they were hepped up on angel dust. PCP can turn even the most serene wallflower into a psychotic force of nature, imbibing users with the strength of an ox and the dexterity of an ox's effeminate young cousin who left his mining town to join the ballet. Essentially, this drug gives you all the physical benefits of being severely mentally challenged but without the obvious downsides."

Item updated: Shrooms

Description: "Said to increase one's happiness at the cost of some energy." to "Have you ever found a blank sheet of paper absolutely fascinating? You soon will with a little help from a dose of Shrooms. These fantasy-inducing fungi tap into the brain's serotonin receptors to flood your gray matter with happy chemicals, transforming the mundane into magical in mere moments. Many people report feeling a little tired after taking psilocybin mushrooms, but don't worry, because the tap-dancing gorilla at the end of your bed will cuddle you to sleep."

Item updated: Speed

Description: "Increases speed for a short period, but lowers dexterity at the same time." to "Speed does exactly what it says on the tin, making your hands move so fast your opponent will think they're having a stroke. But don't get too cocky, because while you're busy trying to land a hit, your clouded mind leaves you open to a counterattack. Sacrificing dexterity for velocity, you'll be equal parts swift and vulnerable, like a premature baby on rocket skates."

Item updated: Vicodin

Description: "Temporarily passively increases all statistics while attacking or defending by 25%." to "Vicodin is a powerful pain medication which is frequently abused by those looking to gain an edge in battle. The drug's ability to inhibit the body's pain perception allows users to perform physical feats at a higher level than before, while also making them a wee bit giddy. However, while Vicodin's effect on your strength, speed, defense, and dexterity is temporary, its damage to your liver is anything but."

Honor updated: Zero Liability

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Artificial Artisan

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Hands Solo

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Honor updated: Tekkers

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Pocketeer

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Item updated: Perceptron : Calibrator

Type: Electronic to Other

Medal updated: Impressive Imposter

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Jemmy

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Wheelbarrow

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Shovel

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Simple Virus

Type: Virus to Tool

Item updated: Polymorphic Virus

Type: Virus to Tool

Item updated: Tunneling Virus

Type: Virus to Tool

Item updated: Armored Virus

Type: Virus to Tool

Item updated: Stealth Virus

Type: Virus to Tool

Item updated: Coat Hanger

Type: Other to Tool

Item updated: Firewalk Virus

Type: Virus to Tool

Item updated: Handkerchief

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Candle

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Blank DVDs

Type: Electronic to Material

Item updated: Blank DVDs : 50

Type: Electronic to Material

Item updated: Ladder

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Wire Cutters

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Dong : Thomas

Type: Plushie to Collectible

Item updated: Dong : Greg

Type: Plushie to Collectible

Item updated: Dong : Effy

Type: Plushie to Collectible

Item updated: Dong : Holly

Type: Plushie to Collectible

Item updated: Dong : Jeremy

Type: Plushie to Collectible

Item updated: Credit Card

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Cell Phone

Type: Electronic to Other

Item updated: Spy Camera

Type: Electronic to Tool

Item updated: Cloning Device

Type: Electronic to Other

Item updated: Card Skimmer

Type: Electronic to Tool

Item updated: Rope

Type: Special to Material

Item updated: Window Breaker

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Lockpicks

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Skeleton Key

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Bleach

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Lye

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Scissors

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Clippers

Type: Electronic to Other

Item updated: Bond Paper

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Remote Detonator

Type: Electronic to Other

Item updated: Crockpot

Type: Electronic to Other

Item updated: Typewriter

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Inkwell

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Hydrochloric Acid

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Anchor

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Brass Ingot

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Paper Towels

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Scalp Massager

Type: Electronic to Other

Item updated: Permanent Marker

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Toner

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: eCPU

Type: Electronic to Tool

Item updated: CPU

Type: Electronic to Tool

Item updated: HPCPU

Type: Electronic to Tool

Item updated: Computer Fan

Type: Electronic to Tool

Item updated: Water Block

Type: Electronic to Tool

Item updated: Heat Sink

Type: Electronic to Tool

Item updated: PSU

Type: Electronic to Tool

Item updated: Embosser

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Hot Foil Stamper

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Sewing Kit

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Crucible

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Glue

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Crushed Enamel

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Blowtorch

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Adhesive Plastic

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Cardstock

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Printer

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Graver

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Perforator

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Fountain Pen

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Drill

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Wax Seal Stamp

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Bonded Latex

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Grinding Stone

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Polishing Pad

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Double Cut File

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Medical Bill

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Certificate Seal

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Aluminum Plate

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Police Badge

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Printing Paper

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Blank Tokens

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: PVC Cards

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Empty Box

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Birthday Wrapping Paper

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Generic Wrapping Paper

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Christmas Wrapping Paper

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Gold Laptop

Type: Electronic to Tool

Item updated: Platinum PDA

Type: Electronic to Enhancer

Item updated: Box of Tissues

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: RS232 Cable

Type: Electronic to Other

Item updated: Vanity Hand Mirror

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Glow Stick

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Snow Globe '09

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Dancing Santa Claus '09

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Zombie Brain

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Human Head

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Medal of Honor

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Deputy Star

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Fruitcake

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Rusty Dog Tag

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Gold Nugget

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Piece of Cake '13

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Birthday Cake '14

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Lump of Coal

Type: Other to Tool

Item updated: Cake Frosting

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Lock Picking Kit

Type: Other to Tool

Item updated: Special Fruitcake

Type: Other to Tool

Item updated: Metal Detector

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Cemetery Key

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Spray Paint : Black

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Spray Paint : Red

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Spray Paint : Pink

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Spray Paint : Purple

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Spray Paint : Blue

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Spray Paint : Green

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Spray Paint : White

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Spray Paint : Orange

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Insurance Policy

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Bank Statement

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Car Battery

Type: Electronic to Other

Item updated: Torn City Times

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Headphones

Type: Electronic to Other

Item updated: Mix CD

Type: Electronic to Other

Item updated: Lost and Found Office Key

Type: Special to Tool

Item updated: Pack of Music CDs

Type: Electronic to Other

Item updated: DVD Player

Type: Electronic to Other

Item updated: MP3 Player

Type: Electronic to Special

Item updated: CD Player

Type: Electronic to Special

Item updated: Blank DVDs : 100

Type: Electronic to Material

Item updated: Hard Drive

Type: Electronic to Other

Item updated: Personal Computer

Type: Electronic to Tool

Item updated: Microwave

Type: Electronic to Other

Item updated: Television

Type: Electronic to Special

Item updated: Game Console

Type: Electronic to Special

Item updated: Xbox

Type: Electronic to Special

Item updated: Xbox 360

Type: Electronic to Special

Item updated: Laptop

Type: Electronic to Tool

Item updated: Bolt Cutters

Type: Other to Tool

Item updated: Gasoline

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: Spray Paint : Black

Name: Spray Can : Black to Spray Paint : Black

Item updated: Spray Paint : Red

Name: Spray Can : Red to Spray Paint : Red

Item updated: Spray Paint : Pink

Name: Spray Can : Pink to Spray Paint : Pink

Item updated: Spray Paint : Purple

Name: Spray Can : Purple to Spray Paint : Purple

Item updated: Spray Paint : Blue

Name: Spray Can : Blue to Spray Paint : Blue

Item updated: Spray Paint : Green

Name: Spray Can : Green to Spray Paint : Green

Item updated: Spray Paint : White

Name: Spray Can : White to Spray Paint : White

Item updated: Spray Paint : Orange

Name: Spray Can : Orange to Spray Paint : Orange

Item updated: Gasoline

Name: Gas Can to Gasoline

Medal updated: Reckless Renovator

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Malware Mogul

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Key to the City

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: Piece of Cake '13

Name: Piece of Cake to Piece of Cake '13

Honor updated: Documented Success

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor updated: Cryptographer

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: ATM Master Key

Type: Other to Tool

Item updated: RF Detector

Type: Other to Tool

Item updated: Identification Badge

Type: Other to Tool

Item updated: Lanyard

Type: Other to Material

Item updated: DSLR Camera

Type: Other to Tool

Honor updated: King PIN

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Masterful Miscreant

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Clandestine Collaborator

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: The Stabbist

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Medal updated: Pwned in the Face

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Mimicking Maestro

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Turtle

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Item updated: Blank DVDs

Name: Blank DVDs : 250 to Blank DVDs

Honor updated: Notorious

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Assembly Line

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item added: DSLR Camera

Description:

Item added: RF Detector

Description:

Item added: Identification Badge

Description:

Item added: Lanyard

Description:

Item added: ATM Master Key

Description:

Item updated: Blowtorch

Description: "This refillable butane blowtorch is versatile enough to be used in the kitchen, at the workshop, or in your secret torture chamber beneath the laundrette on the east side of town. Its controllable nozzle allows the user to alter the size and intensity of the flame. Making crème brulée? A medium flame with pinpoint precision is preferred. Burning the hair from someone's scalp? You'll want to go with a wide nozzle on low so you can really take your time to enjoy the smell." to "This disposable butane blowtorch is versatile enough to be used in the kitchen, at the workshop, or in your secret torture chamber beneath the laundrette on the east side of town. Its controllable nozzle allows the user to alter the size and intensity of the flame. Making crème brulée? A medium flame with pinpoint precision is preferred. Burning the hair from someone's scalp? You'll want to go with a wide nozzle on low so you can really take your time to enjoy the smell."

Honor updated: Assembly Line

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor updated: Assembly Line

Description: Have ten projects in a state of cooldown at the same time in Forgery to Have ten of the same project in a state of cooldown at the same time in Forgery

Item updated: Magnifying Glass

Type: Other to Enhancer

Item updated: Police Badge

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: PVC Cards

Name: Blank PVC Cards to PVC Cards

Item updated: PVC Cards

Description: "" to "A stack of high-quality Polyvinyl Chloride (PVC) cards, each with a printable surface ready to be customized to your needs. Whether you're looking to forge a driver's license or create a membership card for The Torn City Society of Fieldmice, this durable and flexible material will ensure that your design looks authentic even if you've just printed it off at home!"

Item updated: Blank PVC Cards

Name: Blank Credit Cards to Blank PVC Cards

Item updated: Blank PVC Cards

Description: "Blank credit cards without any data on them." to ""

Honor added: Documented Success

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Forgery

Honor added: Assembly Line

Description: Have ten projects in a state of cooldown at the same time in Forgery

Item updated: Adhesive Plastic

Description: "A 3 meter roll of adhesive plastic film. This product can be used to protect textbooks, mount photographs, and take all the hair off one arm without the need for expensive hair removal creams. If you need to make something durable, official-looking, or resistant to moisture, slap a layer of sticky back plastic over the top." to "A roll of one hundred adhesive plastic film sheets. This product can be used to protect textbooks, mount photographs, and take all the hair off one arm without the need for expensive hair removal creams. If you need to make something durable, official-looking, or resistant to moisture, slap a layer of sticky back plastic over the top."

Item updated: Scissors

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Typewriter

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Permanent Marker

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Embosser

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Hot Foil Stamper

Type: Electronic to Special

Item updated: Sewing Kit

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Crucible

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Printer

Type: Electronic to Special

Item updated: Graver

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Perforator

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Fountain Pen

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Drill

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Wax Seal Stamp

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Grinding Stone

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Polishing Pad

Type: Other to Special

Medal updated: Highly Competent

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Item updated: Parking Permit

Description: "" to "This parking permit permits you to park wherever parking is permitted by permit. You may not park in non-permitted areas, regardless of whether you own this permit or not - such things are simply not permitted."

Item updated: Birth Certificate

Description: "" to "A birth certificate is the lowest qualification a human being can possess, confirming your existence by virtue of its own. This particular birth certificate contains the details of a father, mother, and child who in all likelihood are dead or never existed in the first place. As such, the owner's identity is now yours to steal - use it wisely."

Item updated: Diploma

Description: "" to "By framing this diploma and placing it on your wall, you inform others that you are both educated and wallowing in extreme amounts of debt. The exception to this is when said diploma consists of a qualification in performing arts or business studies, as these courses confer no useful skills or knowledge upon the student."

Item updated: Bank Check

Description: "" to "The Torn City Bank offers a generous interest rate for those willing to invest their cash with the institution. However, a more profitable investment can be found in the form of forged bank checks like these, which grant the bearer a one-time withdrawal from the account holder's funds. Repeated use of these checks in person is known to have resulted in arrests, beatings, and the occasional torture session, so discretion is advised."

Item updated: Concert Ticket

Description: "" to "This concert ticket allows the holder access to one of the hottest concerts in Torn City. Before long, you'll be standing in a sea of sweaty, selfie-taking assholes as you struggle to get a glimpse of the stage. And once the show has finished, why not purchase some of that high-priced, low-quality merchandise! $400 for a t-shirt made in an infant sweatshop? Yes please!"

Item updated: Travel Visa

Description: "" to "A document granting the bearer permission to enter, leave, or stay for a specified period of time in a foreign country. Not all countries require visas to pass through their borders, but they are becoming increasingly popular among nations ran by nutters. "

Item updated: Passport

Description: "" to "A passport serves as certification of the holder's identity and citizenship, entitling them to travel under the issuing nation's protection to and from foreign countries. Queen Elizabeth II was famously one of the only people in the world who did not require a passport for international travel, and she needs one even less now that she's dead. Please note, this item description must be updated when Her Majesty rises from the grave on the 6th of February, 2052."

Item updated: Prescription

Description: "" to "Prescriptions serve as a formal declaration of a patient's healthcare program, mostly consisting of drugs and their dosages, drawn up by a physician or other qualified health care practitioner. The most interesting part of a prescription is the field that says "Sex," next to which it is tradition to write "Yes please" in order to demonstrate that you are of sound mind and virility."

Item updated: Magnifying Glass

Description: "" to "Capable of harnessing the power of the sun to destroy insects, a magnifying glass can also be used to make small things look bigger. Such acts of sorcery are possible due to the object's convex lens, which is capable of bending light to its whim. This bending of light, known as refraction, results in the appearance of an enlarged image when viewed through the lens, making the object look closer or bigger than it actually is. Placing one magnifying glass over a reversed magnifying glass is known to have fractured the fabric of space-time on at least twelve occasions."

Item updated: License Plate

Description: "" to "License plates serve as a source of identification for vehicles, displaying a row of letters and numbers unique to that vehicle. As of 2024, the world's most expensive license plate was P7, bought in Dubai for $15 million. In Torn, the record stands at $8 million for the license E3TMYA55."

Medal updated: Network Ninja

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Surplus

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Tornication

Rarity: Very Common to Common

Medal updated: Troublesome Trickster

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Champion

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Clandestine

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Honor updated: Cryptographer

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Veteran Villain

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Lucrative Larcenist

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Character Assassination

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Tornication

Rarity: Common to Very Common

Medal updated: Online Outlaw

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Crowd Teaser

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Box Office

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Phishing Phenom

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Grievous Goon

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Booster

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Honor updated: Trash Bandit

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: Kabuki Mask

Description: "Used in traditional Japanese theatre productions, this beautiful mask can serve as a reminder of your recent trip to Tokyo." to "Used in traditional Japanese theater productions, this beautiful mask can serve as a reminder of your recent trip to Tokyo."

Honor updated: Cryptographer

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Code Commando

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Gone In 300 Seconds

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Medal updated: Virtual Virtuoso

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Novice Slim Jim

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Bare

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Bare

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Item updated: Ipecac Syrup

Description: "" to "Rollercoasters, spinning in circles, a bad gyro from Kebabish Palace, the only takeout in town with a negative hygiene rating. There are many things that can make a person vomit, but none so convenient as Ipecac Syrup. Extracted from the root of the Carapichea ipecacuanha plant, this swift acting emetic is guaranteed to tempt your lunch back up your gullet within seconds. Watch in nauseous amazement as beans, soup, and precious bolognese magically reappear before your eyes and down your shirt with a just quick swig of syrup of ipecac."

Honor updated: Bare

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Dissolving Agent

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Faux

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Radical Rebel

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Character Assassination

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Tech Tinkerer

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Backdoor Baron

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Invisible Intruder

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Prolific Plunderer

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Blacklight

Description: "The blacklight is designed specifically for identifying suspicious fluids that might have otherwise been missed by the naked eye. This device has really seen some things - it may need therapy before long." to "Ampheromine's much-used blacklight is designed specifically for identifying suspicious fluids that might have otherwise been missed by the naked eye. This device has really seen some things - it may need therapy before long."

Honor updated: Clotted

Description: Suffer from an acute hemolytic reaction, or be immune to it to Hospitalize yourself by using the wrong blood bag or drinking some Ipecac Syrup.

Medal updated: Resolute Rogue

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Intrepid Intermediary

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Civil Offence

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Pocketeer

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Trash Bandit

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Online Entrepreneur

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Resourceful Replicator

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Outstanding

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Let Us Spray

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Character Assassination

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Digital Desperado

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Breaking and Entering

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Nefarious Nihilist

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Parody

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Medal updated: Urban Upsetter

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Item added: Origami Crane

Description: A beautiful origami crane. It is said that anyone who should fold one thousand cranes will be granted one wish from the Gods.

Honor updated: Transfusion

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Murky Middleman

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Web Wizard

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Toy Taco Truck

Description: "A near exact scale replica of the truck that Hoy uses to deliver tacos to those he dislikes the least. No tacos included. " to "It's never too early to learn the tastiest craft of this generation. A near exact replica of the truck that Hoy uses to serve tacos to those he dislikes the least is the perfect gift for all of your loved ones looking to get into the art of the taco. Tacos sold separately."

Item updated: Royal Tiara

Description: "The Royal Tiara, a type of diadem, was designed with the enemies of the wearer in mind. One look and it will make dem die of jealousy. Be careful, it's sharp just like it's owner (muse?), PrincessJulie." to "The Royal Tiara, a type of diadem, was designed with the enemies of the wearer in mind. One look and it will make dem die of jealousy. Be careful, it's sharp just like its muse, PrincessJulie. "

Item updated: Rhino’s Horn

Description: "Outshine all the other party goers and attract everyone's attention in Rhino's wearable horn. Diamond encrusted with a titanium base, it's a real classy piece, and sure to be the best addition you could ever make to your wardrobe." to "Outshine the other partygoers and capture everyone's attention with Rhino's wearable horn. Encrusted with diamonds and featuring a titanium base, it's a real classy piece, and makes for a stylish addition to any wardrobe."

Item updated: Welding Jacket

Description: "" to "Made of leather and flame-resistant cotton, this jacket is often seen being worn by Hornz to block the heat, either from welding, or disgruntled cheater's attempts at getting him fired."

Item updated: Iron Man Helmet

Description: "" to "Powered by an arc reactor, this iconic headpiece made from nanotech not only features the latest weapon technology but is also equipped with the worlds most advanced AI system "C.H.E.D" - Computerized Humanoid for Everyday Demands. Harness the essence of heroism with this pinnacle of technological innovation. Don the helmet, and embrace the power of the armored avenger!"

Item updated: Chemistry Set

Description: "" to "This chemistry set unlocks the mysteries of the world, offering fun for ages 3 and up. It's similar to the set Grif used in his attempt to create a 'cure for stupid.' Unfortunately, this cure had minimal effect on Torn's citizens, who seemed immune to its effects. To this day, they continue to troll the forums and complain about Torn infringing on their rights."

Item updated: Glitter Pickle

Description: "" to "The harbinger of the new admin panel, known as the glitter pickle, is the perfect example of what happens when you solicit user feedback for planned features. Two perfectly decent ideas, a juicy dill pickle and a handful of festive glitter, have been combined to create something that is less than the sum of its parts. Wrap your mouth around it, what's the worst that could happen?"

Item updated: Chakra Stones

Description: "" to "This set of Chakra Stones comes in its own drawstring bag complete with a handy chart in case you need help deciding where to aim. If you see Shindig approaching while nonchalantly swinging this pouch, you can surely expect to have your third eye opened soon."

Item updated: Toy Taco Truck

Name: to Toy Taco Truck

Item updated: Toy Taco Truck

Description: "" to "A near exact scale replica of the truck that Hoy uses to deliver tacos to those he dislikes the least. No tacos included. "

Item updated: Blacklight

Name: to Blacklight

Item updated: Blacklight

Description: "" to "The blacklight is designed specifically for identifying suspicious fluids that might have otherwise been missed by the naked eye. This device has really seen some things - it may need therapy before long."

Item updated: Robot Bug Toys

Name: to Robot Bug Toys

Item updated: Robot Bug Toys

Description: "" to "If anything is to catch CloudJumper's attention outside of bug-collecting hours it has got to be his bug toys. Available in many colors and motifs, CJ has been known to race them for hours on end, testing for errors in their programming."

Item updated: Master of The Universe

Name: to Master of The Universe

Item updated: Master of The Universe

Description: "" to "A crystal orb fit for a ruler of galaxies. This legendary artifact is said to hold the secrets of the cosmos. Rumor has it that those who gander upon it shall attain the mastery of graphic design, summoning divine inspiration with each gaze into its otherworldly depths. Others speculate that it was the very consumption of the 'forbidden orb juice' which left Nyx [2236278] with a now unique blue pigmentation, distinguishing them from regular Tornizens."

Item updated: Dilly the Dachshund

Name: to Dilly the Dachshund

Item updated: Dilly the Dachshund

Description: "" to "Don't underestimate this little sausage - with a stare that could rival a mean girl's, Dilly knows how to leave an impression. Kelsie may be the helpful one in this city, but Dilly is the top dog. Her powerful stare means business. Be warned, Dilly's judgmental gaze spares no one, and earning her favor is a rare feat. May the odds be ever in your favor."

Item added: Cuticorn

Description: This Cuticorn spreads positivity and love around Torn. Because in a world where you can be anything, why not be kind.

Item added: Davy Jones' Footlocker

Description: Consigned to the bottom of the briny deep, Davy Jones' footlocker is said to contain the treasures of sailors lost at sea. Dead men tell no tales, but a WaywardSquid might be persuaded to share scuttlebutt on the mysterious contents within when plied with ale and pieces of eight.

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Honor updated: Pig Rustler

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Trash Bandit

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor updated: Transfusion

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Honor updated: Transfusion

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Turkey Head '23

Description: "" to "The turkey's native habitat is North America, and not, as you might expect, the Anatolian, continent-straddling republic of the same name. Originally a feature of the American Thanksgiving celebration, the consumption of a turkey at Christmas was popularized by Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol," in which Michael Caine makes Kermit the Frog beg for scraps to feed his dying child. Why not commemorate this wholesome yuletide tale by sporting this rubber recreation of the turkey, the planet's driest white meat since Mitch Hedberg."

Item updated: Rudolph's Nose

Name: Rudolph Nose to Rudolph's Nose

Item updated: Yorkshire Pudding

Description: "Made from a simple batter of flour, eggs, and milk or water, the Yorkshire Pudding is a staple of the British Sunday Roast™. When poured into a mold and baked in a hot oven, the batter rises and transforms into a light, crisp, golden brown puff that can be filled with gravy, mashed potato, meat, or preferably all three. The recipe for this iconic item originated in a recipe book called “The Whole Duty of a Woman,” which was published in 1737. In this book, the Yorkshire Pudding was referred to as a “dripping pudding,” a term which is now used as a pejorative for any northern Englishman who wears a coat in wintertime." to "Made from a simple batter of flour, eggs, and milk or water, the Yorkshire Pudding is a staple of the British Sunday Roast™. When poured into a mold and baked in a hot oven, the batter rises and transforms into a light, crisp, golden brown puff that can be filled with gravy, mashed potato, meat, or preferably all three. The recipe for this iconic item originated in a recipe book called "The Whole Duty of a Woman," which was published in 1737. In this book, the Yorkshire Pudding was referred to as a "dripping pudding," a term which is now used as a pejorative for any northern Englishman who wears a coat in wintertime."

Item updated: Yorkshire Pudding

Description: "" to "Made from a simple batter of flour, eggs, and milk or water, the Yorkshire Pudding is a staple of the British Sunday Roast™. When poured into a mold and baked in a hot oven, the batter rises and transforms into a light, crisp, golden brown puff that can be filled with gravy, mashed potato, meat, or preferably all three. The recipe for this iconic item originated in a recipe book called “The Whole Duty of a Woman,” which was published in 1737. In this book, the Yorkshire Pudding was referred to as a “dripping pudding,” a term which is now used as a pejorative for any northern Englishman who wears a coat in wintertime."

Item updated: Rudolph Nose

Description: "" to "As a calf, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was teased mercilessly by the other reindeer for his bright red nose. Had this tale been real and Rudolph were born today, these actions would likely have resulted in old maroon-conk returning to reindeer school one frosty morning with a loaded AR-15. As it happens, the tale is merely fictional, and to celebrate Rudolph's triumph over bullying, we present you with this respectful recreation of his glowing iconic hooter. These wearable rubber noses are made from repurposed ball gags, with each one cleaned to a reasonable degree."

Item updated: Reindeer Antlers

Description: "" to "Harvested from the body of a live reindeer, the unethically sourced nature of these antlers will ensure that the wearer lands a spot right at the top of Santa's naughty list. Granted, a reindeer's antlers do grow back after being removed, so to preserve the immoral status of this product, each caribou is slapped in the face shortly after de-antleration has occurred."

Item updated: Turkey Head '23

Name: Turkey Head to Turkey Head '23

Item updated: Rudolph Nose

Name: Reindeer Nose to Rudolph Nose

Item added: Chemistry Set

Description:

Item added: Glitter Pickle

Description:

Item added: Turkey Head

Description:

Item added: Reindeer Nose

Description:

Item added: Reindeer Antlers

Description:

Item added: Yorkshire Pudding

Description:

Item added: Ipecac Syrup

Description:

Honor updated: Cryptographer

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Disposal to Achieve a skill level of 100 in Cracking

Honor updated: Cryptographer

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Cracking to Achieve a skill level of 100 in Disposal

Honor added: Cryptographer

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Disposal

Honor added: Character Assassination

Description: Successfully guess 250 password characters in Cracking

Honor updated: Dissolving Agent

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Dog Treats

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Net

Type: Other to Collectible

Honor updated: Radaway

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: King PIN

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Dissolving Agent

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor updated: Retail Therapy

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Item updated: eCPU

Description: "The ultra-efficient eCPU is very much like an afternoon at grandma's house or a typical British summer - there's no chance of things getting hot. This type of processor is your best bet if you're looking for a low-power, low-heat build. An eCPU-focused rig might not register a particularly high MIP rate, but nor will it turn your apartment into an oven while it's running." to "The ultra-efficient eCPU is very much like an afternoon at grandma's house or a typical British summer - there's no chance of things getting hot. This type of processor is your best bet if you're looking for a low-power, low-heat build. An eCPU-focused rig might not register a particularly high MIPS rate, but nor will it turn your apartment into an oven while it's running."

Medal updated: Emphatic Emulator

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Capo

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Swanky Swindler

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Level Seventy

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Lead Salad

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Underworld Upstart

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Menacing Misfit

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: eCPU

Description: "" to "The ultra-efficient eCPU is very much like an afternoon at grandma's house or a typical British summer - there's no chance of things getting hot. This type of processor is your best bet if you're looking for a low-power, low-heat build. An eCPU-focused rig might not register a particularly high MIP rate, but nor will it turn your apartment into an oven while it's running."

Honor updated: Phantastic

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Medal updated: Bold Burglar

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Pay Dirt

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Party Animal

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Ph34r3d1337 Hacker

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Honor updated: Tekkers

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Rope

Type: Other to Special

Medal updated: Relentless Reprobate

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor added: Trash Bandit

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Disposal

Honor added: Dissolving Agent

Description: Dissolve a Dead Body in Acid

Item updated: Latex Gloves

Type: Clothing to Enhancer

Item updated: Handkerchief

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Rope

Type: Special to Other

Item updated: Wheelbarrow

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Shovel

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Double Cut File

Type: Other to Special

Honor updated: Notorious

Description: Achieve 100% notoriety at all stores at the same time in Shoplifting to Achieve 100% notoriety at all stores at the same time

Medal updated: Drug Pusher

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Honor updated: Crowd Teaser

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Infernal Instigator

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item added: Net

Description:

Item added: Dog Treats

Description:

Honor updated: Fresh Blud

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Pocketeer

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Level Fifty

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Half Way There

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Historian

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Counterfeit Crafter

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Disposable Mask

Name: Medical Mask to Disposable Mask

Item updated: Disposable Mask

Description: "Demonstrate to the world what a kind, considerate, and courteous citizen you are by proudly wearing this Medical Mask over your mouth and nose. Wearing a face covering marks you out as a pillar of society, and lets others know that you are willing to temporarily breathe in some of your own breath to avoid killing your grandmother." to "Demonstrate to the world what a kind, considerate, and courteous citizen you are by proudly wearing this Disposable Mask over your mouth and nose. Wearing a face covering marks you out as a pillar of society, and lets others know that you are willing to temporarily breathe in some of your own breath to avoid killing your grandmother."

Medal updated: Data Dynamo

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Malicious Maverick

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: Evil Winnie Mask '23

Description: "Known to prefer the taste of spinal cord fluid over fresh honey, this evil variant of the beloved Winnie-the-Pooh is a far cry from A.A. Milne's original creation. A character described as "stuffed with fluff" is now filled with insatiable hatred. The bear's soft, golden fur has been replaced with a wet, fleshy-like material that closely resembles human skin. And his iconic red shirt is now white, albeit stained red having been soaked with the blood of his playmates, a grim reminder of Eyeore and Piglet's horrible demise. Oh bother, indeed." to "Known to prefer the taste of spinal cord fluid over fresh honey, this evil variant of the beloved Winnie-the-Pooh is a far cry from A.A. Milne's original creation. A character described as "stuffed with fluff" is now filled with insatiable hatred. The bear's soft, golden fur has been replaced with a wet, fleshy-like material that closely resembles human skin. And his iconic red shirt is now white, albeit stained red having been soaked with the blood of his playmates, a grim reminder of Eeyore's horrible demise. Oh bother, indeed."

Honor updated: Pig Rustler

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Key to the City

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Polished Perpetrator

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Covert Copier

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Crowd Teaser

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Villainous Vandal

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Bogus Buccaneer

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Phantastic

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Breaking and Entering

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Tekkers

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor added: Crowd Teaser

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Hustling

Honor added: Tekkers

Description: Achieve maximum technique in all four Hustling confidence tricks

Item updated: Evil Winnie Mask '23

Description: "" to "Known to prefer the taste of spinal cord fluid over fresh honey, this evil variant of the beloved Winnie-the-Pooh is a far cry from A.A. Milne's original creation. A character described as "stuffed with fluff" is now filled with insatiable hatred. The bear's soft, golden fur has been replaced with a wet, fleshy-like material that closely resembles human skin. And his iconic red shirt is now white, albeit stained red having been soaked with the blood of his playmates, a grim reminder of Eyeore and Piglet's horrible demise. Oh bother, indeed."

Honor updated: You've Got Some Nerve

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Rampant Robber

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Scheming Scammer

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Level One Hundred

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Spoiled Rotten

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: The Whole Nine Yards

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: To The Limit

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item added: Evil Winnie Mask '23

Description:

Medal updated: Double Emerald Anniversary

Rarity: Very Common to Common

Medal updated: Gone in 45 Seconds

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Honor updated: Pocketeer

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Dynamic Destructor

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Bonded Latex

Description: "Bonded latex is a flexible and adaptable material that is made by fusing several layers of latex together under high heat and pressure. This is not too dissimilar to the way in which a toasted cheese sandwich is made, but that is there where the comparisons end. Bonded latex sheets can be used to upholster furniture, make yoga mats, and provide comfort and reassurance to adult bed-wetters." to "Bonded latex is a flexible and adaptable material that is made by fusing several layers of latex together under high heat and pressure. This is not too dissimilar to the way in which a toasted cheese sandwich is made, but that's where the comparisons end. Bonded latex sheets can be used to upholster furniture, make yoga mats, and provide comfort and reassurance to adult bed-wetters."

Item updated: Vanguard Boots

Description: "Elite athleticism meets tactical engineering in the design for the Vanguard Boot. Developed in collaboration with top sprinters and soccer players, this footwear adapts to the wearer’s gait to deliver supreme orthotic support that amplifies agility and protects against sprains. Their thick yet lightweight sole provides phenomenal levels of traction when running or turning. And the boot’s breathable yet durable upper ensures that the feet remain comfortable and shielded from environmental hazards." to "Elite athleticism meets tactical engineering in the design of the Vanguard Boots. Developed in collaboration with top sprinters and soccer players, this footwear adapts to the wearer's gait to deliver supreme orthotic support that amplifies agility and protects against sprains. Their thick yet lightweight sole provides phenomenal levels of traction when running or turning. And the boot's breathable yet durable upper ensures that the feet remain comfortable and shielded from environmental hazards."

Item updated: Vanguard Gloves

Description: "" to "Precision and protection are the hallmarks of the Vanguard Gloves, meticulously engineered to bolster digital dexterity without impinging on the wearer's marksmanship abilities. Featuring a thickened outer shell to protect the dorsum and appendages, these gloves retain a tactile, flexible palm to ensure the seamless handling of both firearms and melee weapons."

Item updated: Vanguard Respirator

Description: "" to "The Vanguard headpiece's sleek ergonomic design balances maximum protection with minimal weight. Its wide angle visor facilitates rapid target identification with its expanded field of view. To counter chemical assaults, the integrated tactical respirator efficiently neutralizes pepper spray and tear gas, safeguarding the wearer from airborne adversaries."

Item updated: Vanguard Body

Description: "" to "Built with dexterity in mind, the Vanguard body's cutting-edge bracing system amplifies the soldier's natural agility, granting them the increased fluidity of motion that often proves crucial during close-quarter combat situations. An outer layer of Spectra Shield composite material serves as protection against ballistic threats while helping to maintain a feather-light profile."

Item updated: Vanguard Pants

Description: "" to "The Vanguard Pants use adaptive, state-of-the-art braces to augment the wearer's inherent dexterity and take it to new levels. This underlying supportive structure enables combatants to perform complex movements quicker and with reduced risk of joint and ligament damage. Strategically placed padding sits beneath a thin layer of Spectra Shield fabric to ensure further protection from unexpected encounters with gunfire or the ground."

Item updated: Vanguard Boots

Description: "" to "Elite athleticism meets tactical engineering in the design for the Vanguard Boot. Developed in collaboration with top sprinters and soccer players, this footwear adapts to the wearer’s gait to deliver supreme orthotic support that amplifies agility and protects against sprains. Their thick yet lightweight sole provides phenomenal levels of traction when running or turning. And the boot’s breathable yet durable upper ensures that the feet remain comfortable and shielded from environmental hazards."

Medal updated: Elite

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Sordid Sinner

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Vanguard Respirator

Name: Vanguard Rebreather to Vanguard Respirator

Item updated: Megaphone

Description: "" to "A megaphone can be used to raise your voice to a higher decibel level to help you to communicate effectively over distance or noise. Also known as Bullhorns, these devices are useful when coordinating groups, making announcements, leading events or protests, and ensuring vital information is heard clearly during emergencies or public gatherings. This particular megaphone has two loudness settings: American, and off."

Item updated: Office Chair

Description: "" to "When the modern trend for standing desks dies out, coders and call handlers beg for forgiveness from the humble office chair. Welcoming your buttocks like a pair of old friends, this ergonomically designed piece of furniture provides comfort, reassurance, and support during those long lonely days staring at a screen. Twenty years from now you'll be barely able to walk, but the memories of this chair's gentle embrace will persist long after your spine gives out."

Honor updated: Retail Therapy

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: King PIN

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Pig Rustler

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Party Animal

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Item added: Vanguard Gloves

Description:

Item added: Office Chair

Description:

Item added: Vanguard Rebreather

Description:

Item added: Vanguard Body

Description:

Item added: Vanguard Pants

Description:

Item added: Vanguard Boots

Description:

Item added: Megaphone

Description:

Honor updated: Going Postal

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Zero Liability

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Duplicitous Designer

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Pig Rustler

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor added: Pig Rustler

Description: Pickpocket a police officer's badge

Honor added: Pocketeer

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Pickpocketing

Item updated: CPU

Description: "" to "A Central Processing Unit is a microchip, typically silicon-based, that acts as the primary processing component of a computer. Consisting of millions and sometimes billions of transistors, the CPU is often referred to as the brain of a computer. This makes you wonder which part is the anus. Probably the cooling fan."

Item updated: HPCPU

Description: "" to "Moore's law is the observation that the number of transistors in an integrated circuit (IC) doubles about every two years. This high-performance chip follows that trend by improving on the millions and billions of transistors integrated into a typical CPU by an order of squillions. When running at full capacity, this HPCPU gets hot enough to cook an egg - albeit a really tiny one from like a midget bird or something."

Item updated: Computer Fan

Description: "" to "Known as the anus of the PC, the computer fan is a mechanical device used to draw air away from the components within. A brief inspection of your own computer fan will almost certainly reveal a thick layer of dust that has built up over months or possibly years, depending how gross you are. This dust can be consumed to produce a special "coughing" effect."

Item updated: Water Block

Description: "" to "Made from copper or aluminum, a water block consists of a metal cube which contains numerous internal channels filled with coolant. When placed next to high-temperature components, a water block can help to improve computer performance by absorbing heat and distributing it elsewhere. This is in stark contrast to laptops, which simply redistribute heat from within the system to your thighs and groin. "

Item updated: Heat Sink

Description: "" to "A heat sink is a passive cooling component that uses material conductivity to draw heat away from CPUs, GPUs, and C3POs. Made from high thermal conductive metals like copper or aluminum, the heat sink must be placed directly next to said components in order to work effectively. In 2005, a Chinese factory worker named Bingbàng Rén fell into a vat of heat sinks and promptly froze to death."

Item updated: PSU

Description: "" to "Power Supply Units convert mains electrical power into direct current in order to power a computer's internal components such as the motherboard, hard drive, or those green glowing lights on the outside that make you feel like you're in the Matrix. Disconnection of the PSU is a crucial step in troubleshooting the vast majority of computer issues, as doing so allows you to begin the time-tested procedure known as "turning it off and on again.""

Item updated: Police Badge

Description: "" to "A Police Officer's badge acts as a symbol of their authority alongside their uniform, sidearm, and hostile demeanor toward minorities. The badges assigned to the Torn City Police Department are made of brass. Easily bent and tarnished, Torn's police officers are often seen chewing on their badges during periods of downtime."

Item updated: Collectible Cache

Description: "" to "This cache contains one of hundreds of collectible items, including those that have been made for staff in order to make up for the fact that they have to deal with Torn's citizens on a daily basis. Contents may include all sorts of colorful and random items, from a WarPaint Kit or Case of Whiskey through to a Black Unicorn or a... Leukaemia Teddy Bear? Jesus Christ."

Medal updated: Notorious Nabber

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Meticulous Maker

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Stealthy Stealer

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Imposter

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Honor updated: Key to the City

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Item updated: Wrench

Type: Melee to Temporary

Item updated: Taser

Type: Melee to Secondary

Medal updated: Geek Speak

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Nefarious Nihilist

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Hardworking Heavy

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Breaking and Entering

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Conniving Culprit

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Igniter Cord

Description: "This reel of igniter cord can be used to ensure that you're a safe distance away from controlled explosions, allowing you to retain your limbs, eardrums, and the top layer of your skin. The cord works by transmitting a controlled flame down its center at a consistent and predictable speed. Whether you're destroying a building or obliterating a human corpse, don't skim on the cord if you want to walk away." to "This reel of igniter cord can be used to ensure that you're a safe distance away from controlled explosions, allowing you to retain your limbs, eardrums, and the top layer of your skin. The cord works by transmitting a controlled flame down its center at a consistent and predictable speed. Whether you're destroying a building or obliterating a human corpse, don't skimp on the cord if you want to walk away."

Medal updated: Decisive Defacer

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Ammonia

Description: "Ammonia is a caustic, alkaline substance whose pungent odor reminds many of their grandparents' agonizing final moments. A compound of hydrogen and nitrogen, ammonia has various industrial and domestic applications. This particular bottle contains 500ml of liquid ammonia, which is enough to make roughly fifteen horrible cocktails." to "Ammonia is a caustic, alkaline substance whose pungent odor reminds many of their grandparents' agonizing final moments. A compound of hydrogen and nitrogen, ammonia has various industrial and domestic applications. This particular bottle contains 500ml of diluted ammonia, which is enough to make roughly fifteen horrible cocktails."

Item updated: Green Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Purple Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Blue Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Purple Bell

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Admin Portrait '09

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Staff Haxx Button

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Nothing

Type: Other to Collectible

Medal updated: Brazen Booster

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: King PIN

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Radical Rebel

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Lawless Liaison

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Urban Upsetter

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Let Us Spray

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Zero Liability

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Digital Duplicator

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Supremacy

Description: Finish the Elimination competition within the top 5% of attacking players in your team to Finish the Elimination competition within the top 5% of attacks

Medal updated: Professional Joy Rider

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Reckless Renovator

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Blackhearted Bluffer

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Despicable Deviant

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Infernal Instigator

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Item updated: Box of Chocolate Bars

Description: "A box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed." to "A box of chocolate bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed."

Item updated: Big Box of Chocolate Bars

Description: "A very large box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed." to "A very large box of chocolate bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed."

Item updated: Grenade

Description: "A small hand-held bomb. Pull the pin, count to three, then throw it at your enemy." to "A small fragmentation grenade. Pull the pin, count to three, then throw it at your enemy."

Item updated: HEG

Description: "A fragmentation grenade used to shock and stun the enemy and cause casualties up to a maximum of 190 metres from the point of burst." to "A high-explosive grenade used to cause casualties up to a maximum of 190 meters from the point of burst."

Honor added: Breaking and Entering

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Burglary

Honor added: Key to the City

Description: Successfully burgle all 34 areas

Medal updated: Sneaky Snatcher

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Remote Detonator

Description: "Without a detonator, a reel of igniter cord is nothing but a load of expensive string on the end of a spicy candle. But when these items are combined, the ability to destroy things at a distance is within your grasp. This detonator device consists of a black box with a huge red button. It really couldn't be any simpler!" to "Without a detonator, a bomb is nothing but a load of spicy candles. But when you team one up with a remote detonator, the ability to destroy things at a distance is within your grasp. There's no need for a long reel of suspicious igniter cord with this remote detonator, which itself consists of a box with a huge red button. It really couldn't be any simpler to blow up faraway shit! "

Item updated: Parking Permit

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Birth Certificate

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Diploma

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Polishing Pad

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Bank Check

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Double Cut File

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Concert Ticket

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Travel Visa

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Passport

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Medical Bill

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Prescription

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Magnifying Glass

Type: Enhancer to Other

Item updated: Certificate Seal

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Aluminum Plate

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: License Plate

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Police Badge

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Graver

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Perforator

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Fountain Pen

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Drill

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Wax Seal Stamp

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Bonded Latex

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Grinding Stone

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Remote Detonator

Name: Detonator to Remote Detonator

Honor updated: Box Office

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Renegade Rascal

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Graver

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Perforator

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Fountain Pen

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Drill

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Wax Seal Stamp

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Bonded Latex

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Grinding Stone

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Parking Permit

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Birth Certificate

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Diploma

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Polishing Pad

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Bank Check

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Double Cut File

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Concert Ticket

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Travel Visa

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Passport

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Medical Bill

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Prescription

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Certificate Seal

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Aluminum Plate

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: License Plate

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Police Badge

Type: Other to Collectible

Medal updated: Beginner Assassin

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Item updated: Green Ornament

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Purple Ornament

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Blue Ornament

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Purple Bell

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Snow Globe '09

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Dancing Santa Claus '09

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Admin Portrait '09

Type: Collectible to Other

Honor updated: Zero Liability

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Green Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Purple Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Blue Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Purple Bell

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Snow Globe '09

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Dancing Santa Claus '09

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Admin Portrait '09

Type: Other to Collectible

Medal updated: Menacing Misfit

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Item updated: Bone Saw

Type: Other to Melee

Item updated: Cattle Prod

Type: Other to Melee

Item updated: Six-Pack of Alcohol

Name: Six-pack of Alcohol to Six-Pack of Alcohol

Item updated: Six-Pack of Energy Drink

Name: Six-pack of Energy Drink to Six-Pack of Energy Drink

Item updated: Flashlight

Description: "This particular flashlight uses a powerful LED to project light up to 200 meters and has a candela rating of 20,000. Its heavy-duty nature means it can withstand being dropped from a height, and can even be used as a glass breakage tool in an emergency." to "This flashlight uses a powerful LED to project light up to 200 meters and has a candela rating of 20,000. Its heavy-duty nature means it can withstand being dropped from a height, and can even be used as a glass breakage tool in an emergency. Flashlights are similar in many ways to the Fleshlight, as they are often used in darkened rooms to assist the user in the achievement of clarity. "

Honor updated: Zero Liability

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Freshman Fiend

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Item updated: Grain

Description: "Graaaaaaaaaaaains. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. You know what grain is. Don't pretend otherwise. This sack contains 50 kilograms of grain. We googled it, and that's what the internet said was a reasonable amount. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains." to "A 50 kilogram sack of premium quality grain containing a blend of genetically modified strains selected for their durability and nutritional value. Not only do these strains survive better than their counterparts, they are engineered to overwhelm native species and dominate all available arable land. In a few years time, this grain will be the only strain on planet Earth!"

Item updated: Mop

Description: "The earliest mops consisted of nothing more than a rag on a stick dipped in the river, probably. Today, we humans are blessed by the invention of microfiber mops like this, which trap dirt and bacteria much more efficiently than sponge or string mops." to "This microfiber mop is able to trap dirt and bacteria much more efficiently than sponge or string mops. Its replaceable and washable head means you could and possibly should have a separate one for each room! Because you wouldn't want to clean your kitchen with the same head you've used in the bathroom, would you? No seriously, would you?"

Item updated: Crucible

Description: "Written in 1953 by legendary playwright Arthur Miller, The Crucible tells the tale of of the Salem witch trials, a harrowing chapter in American history that unfolded in the late 17th century. Through a compelling four-act narrative which follows the trial of four young girls accused of witchcraft, Miller adeptly captures the paranoia and moral dilemmas that engulfed the Puritan community of the time. Wait, what? Oh FFS. I'm not rewriting the whole thing. Fine. A crucible is a tiny bowl that you burn things in." to "A deep well ceramic crucible used to melt and refine materials like glass and metal. A versatile vessel, this item can also be used to heat and analyze certain chemicals. Precisely which chemicals you choose to heat, analyze, and later ingest is a matter for you and your local physician."

Item updated: Flashlight

Description: "The flashlight is similar to the Fleshlight in that it is often used in darkened rooms to assist the user in the achievement of clarity. This particular flashlight uses a powerful LED to project light up to 200 meters and has a candela rating of 20,000. Its heavy-duty nature means it can withstand being dropped from a height, and can even be used as a glass breakage tool in an emergency." to "This particular flashlight uses a powerful LED to project light up to 200 meters and has a candela rating of 20,000. Its heavy-duty nature means it can withstand being dropped from a height, and can even be used as a glass breakage tool in an emergency."

Item updated: Perforator

Description: "" to "This tool consists of a row of sharp pins fixed to a rotating wheel that can be rolled across a surface to create perforations. In an office setting, such a tool might be used to make tear-off documents such as tickets or coupons. In Madam Thrash's cellar of pain and punishment, the perforator might be used to impart exquisite sensations upon her paying customers."

Item updated: Fountain Pen

Description: "" to "If you've ever inquire about life insurance, chances are you have one of these high-end fountain pens stuffed in a drawer somewhere. With its gold nib and polished black barrel, this luxury pen makes writing your grocery list feel like conducting a symphony."

Item updated: Drill

Description: "" to "The 20v cordless Lochmacher 42 was voted Drill of the Month in April 2021, and it's easy to see why. With 8 variable speeds, and a week-long battery life from a one hour charge, this product bores through the competition with ease. On the 1st of December 1990, a drill like this except much larger and completely different was used to punch the final hole in the tunnel between Britain and France which we now know as the Channel Tunnel."

Item updated: Wax Seal Stamp

Description: "" to "Tired of sending dull old Christmas cards and easy-to-ignore demands for payment? Then add a royal touch to your correspondence with this wax seal stamp! After smearing a blob of warm wax onto your envelope, this stamp can be used to impress your personal sigil into the substance before it hardens. The stamper's replaceable die can be modified to create any kind of design you like, from cute smiley faces through to historical symbols with hateful connotations!"

Item updated: Bonded Latex

Description: "" to "Bonded latex is a flexible and adaptable material that is made by fusing several layers of latex together under high heat and pressure. This is not too dissimilar to the way in which a toasted cheese sandwich is made, but that is there where the comparisons end. Bonded latex sheets can be used to upholster furniture, make yoga mats, and provide comfort and reassurance to adult bed-wetters."

Item updated: Grinding Stone

Description: "" to "The idiom "nose to the grindstone" was first coined in the 14th Century, when those of an idle persuasion had their snouts ground off as punishment and to serve as a warning to others. Whereas the grindstones referred to in those days were huge and found in flour mills, this grindstone is of a more intricate design. Compatible with drills and other handheld rotary tools, this grindstone attachment can be used to shape and finish a variety of metals, stone, wood, or your mother's thick juicy toenails."

Item updated: Polishing Pad

Description: "" to "When fixed into a rotary tool, polishing pads can be used to buff and shine sanded surfaces. Constructed from wool felt, this polishing pad is so smooth it could even be used safely in your mouth to make your teeth all smooth and slippery. But be careful, because if your mouth stones are too smooth, the food will fall right out of your mouth and you'll starve to death in a week."

Item updated: Double Cut File

Description: "" to "A six-inch double cut hand file suitable for heavy duty work on a wide variety of surfaces. This tool is fitted with patented anti-patisserie technology, preventing it from being baked into cakes, flans, or desserts of any kind."

Item updated: Medical Bill

Description: "" to "An item that will need no explaining to Americans, this medical bill is an invoice for medical services rendered. $400 for lab work? Sounds reasonable. $2,000 for an ambulance ride? That's about the same as an Uber. $20,000 to give birth? I'll take two, thank you very much! And don't forget to add on that $39.95 surcharge for permission to hold your baby afterward."

Item updated: Certificate Seal

Description: "" to "Are you hoping to become a lawyer but you're too lazy to complete all of the educations? Hoping to trick Adobe into giving you a 75% student discount? Then use this authentic but actually not authentic-at-all certificate seal to put the finishing touch to your forged Bachelor of Law degree certificate. Pre-stamped with the sigil of Torn City College, this seal can be fixed to any certificate to give it the legitimate feel of a genuine diploma. "

Item updated: Aluminum Plate

Name: Aluminium Plate to Aluminum Plate

Item updated: Aluminum Plate

Description: "" to "Aluminum, also known as aluminium, is the third-most abundant element within Earth's crust, but is rarely found within the crust of pizzas, where cheese and hot dogs are more plentiful. Lightweight, strong, and resistant to corrosion, aluminum is commonly used in the making of soda cans and automobiles. This metal was first isolated in its pure form in the 19th Century, and it is believed that if the Romans had discovered aluminum in the time before Christ, they might've used it to make his cross all shiny and stuff."

Item updated: Embosser

Description: "" to "If you want to create an impression at a party, you should wear a bright shirt and speak as loud and as fast as possible. But if you're looking to impress upon various substrates, an embosser is a more suitable choice. With just a small amount of pressure, this tool can be used to add indentations and raised impressions of designs or text. Forging your doctorate in veterinary science has never been easier!"

Item updated: Hot Foil Stamper

Description: "" to "Looking to create an eye-catching set of invitations for your wedding, your birthday, or your religious cult's mass suicide ritual? This hot foil stamper will help you add a little pizazz to your designs. With a small amount of heat, this device is able to stamp precise foil accents onto cardstock, leather, and plastics in mere moments."

Item updated: Sewing Kit

Description: "" to "This compact sewing kit contains all of the tools and materials you need to alter and repair any garment. From your husband's torn gusset to an aggressively tight set of booty shorts, all you need to tailor them is a needle, some thread, and a little patience. And once you're done, why not shove one of the needles through the top layer of the skin on your index finger? If you've never tried it, you're in for a treat!"

Item updated: Crucible

Description: "" to "Written in 1953 by legendary playwright Arthur Miller, The Crucible tells the tale of of the Salem witch trials, a harrowing chapter in American history that unfolded in the late 17th century. Through a compelling four-act narrative which follows the trial of four young girls accused of witchcraft, Miller adeptly captures the paranoia and moral dilemmas that engulfed the Puritan community of the time. Wait, what? Oh FFS. I'm not rewriting the whole thing. Fine. A crucible is a tiny bowl that you burn things in."

Item updated: Glue

Description: "" to "A 50ml bottle of all-purpose glue. This solvent-based formula dries in ten seconds and can be used on all manner of surfaces and finishes. Paper to plastic, metal to wood, skin to moving vehicle, whatever you're trying to stick together, a quick dab of this stuff will see the job done."

Item updated: Crushed Enamel

Description: "" to "This tub contains 200 grams of crushed enamel suitable for all kinds of craft and household projects. Whether you're making a decorative mosaic for your bathroom or something else equally ugly and pointless, this distinctive and radiant material can be used to create a rustic and durable finish. And the best part is it's less fiddly than glitter."

Item updated: Blowtorch

Description: "" to "This refillable butane blowtorch is versatile enough to be used in the kitchen, at the workshop, or in your secret torture chamber beneath the laundrette on the east side of town. Its controllable nozzle allows the user to alter the size and intensity of the flame. Making crème brulée? A medium flame with pinpoint precision is preferred. Burning the hair from someone's scalp? You'll want to go with a wide nozzle on low so you can really take your time to enjoy the smell."

Item updated: Adhesive Plastic

Description: "" to "A 3 meter roll of adhesive plastic film. This product can be used to protect textbooks, mount photographs, and take all the hair off one arm without the need for expensive hair removal creams. If you need to make something durable, official-looking, or resistant to moisture, slap a layer of sticky back plastic over the top."

Item updated: Cardstock

Description: "" to "100 sheets of high-quality recycled cardboard."

Item updated: Printer

Description: "" to "The Seishijet F-300 is the best-selling printer in Japan due to its reliability and high-quality output. Unlike most western models, this printer is compatible with every electronic device currently on the market, and will auto-install the correct drivers upon delivery. The Seishijet's ink monitoring capabilities mean it's also capable of determining when your toner is reaching the end of its life, with fresh supplies automatically ordered from Seishi's toner partner when ink levels fall below 95%."

Item updated: Graver

Description: "" to "Gravers, also known as burins, are handheld tools used for engraving into metal, wood, or stone. By digging its sharpened tip into the surface of the material, one can create interesting patterns and markings with great precision - unless one is drunk. Jewelers and craftsmen are the most common users of gravers, but they can also be found in the workshops of printmakers, gunsmiths, and some dental technicians."

Item updated: Permanent Marker

Description: "" to "Known to produce a brief yet satisfying high when sniffed, permanent markers are sometimes used for drawing on things too. The permanent nature of these markers means that the most satisfying object to deface is by far the humble whiteboard. Upon seeing your scrawls, the owner will undoubtedly assume that they were made using the correct apparatus - a whiteboard marker. Alas, when they come to remove your artwork using a whiteboard eraser, they shall be thwarted."

Item updated: Bloody Apron

Description: "" to "As opposed to a regular apron, a bloody apron is an apron that's covered in blood. In this instance, the blood belongs to a combination of various animals, including cows, pigs, chickens, elephants, cats, dogs, and mongeese, in addition to a small trace of human blood too. This apron is undoubtedly a scary piece of attire, and would not look out of place at a Halloween party or as casualwear during a light lunch at Elizabeth Báthory's house."

Item updated: Cassock

Description: "" to "The cassock is a long-sleeved, ankle-length coat worn by members of the Christian clergy. Often black in color, the cassock is almost always worn tight so as to trap the wearer's piety and prevent their lower-body urges from escaping. The word cassock comes from an ancient Turkish word, Kazak, which roughly translates as "unfounded allegations.""

Item updated: Urea

Description: "" to "Urea, also known as carbamide, is a naturally occurring substance that can be found in the waste products of many biological organisms. Within the human body, urea is synthesized in the liver, filtered from your blood via the kidneys, and then expelled through urination. In Torn City, urea can only be found in little plastic tubs - you cannot farm it by collecting your piss."

Item updated: Phosphorus

Description: "" to "If you were to blend salmon, pork, parmesan cheese, brazil nuts, and pumpkin seeds, you'd create a disgusting fishy little pig patty that was incredibly high in phosphorous. Within biological organisms, phosphorous is involved in the formation of DNA, among other things. Outside of meaty flesh-bags, phosphorous is an important ingredient in fertilizers, matches, and pyrotechnics. Without this chemical element, you wouldn't be able to enjoy a smoke during a Rammstein concert while eating a home-grown tomato."

Item updated: Potassium Nitrate

Description: "" to "Try buying a kilo of potassium online, and the feds will think you've gone bananas. Buy a kilo of potassium nitrate, and they'll assume you're planning a terror attack. Also known as saltpeter, potassium nitrate is a crystalline salt which serves as the oxidizing agent within gunpowder. Mix a bunch of this stuff in with carbon and sulfur, and you've got yourself a sweet pile of explosive dust, baby!"

Item updated: Grain

Description: "" to "Graaaaaaaaaaaains. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. You know what grain is. Don't pretend otherwise. This sack contains 50 kilograms of grain. We googled it, and that's what the internet said was a reasonable amount. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains."

Item updated: Shampoo

Description: "" to "In a world where every bathroom product is an 8-in-1 combination of face wash, moisturizer, and engine degreaser, this 500ml bottle of plain old shampoo is a refreshing callback to a simpler time. The shampoo contained within will not make your hair volumnous or luscious, nor will it make any of it grow back. All it does is clean the shit from your hair. And really, isn't that enough?"

Item updated: Detergent

Description: "" to "Sick of stained clothes making you look like a grubby little bastard? This all-in-one ultra force extreme clean power wash turbo turbo mega cleanse miracle detergent is the product for the job. Just one capful of this laundry liquid will see your clothes rinsed of dirt, oils, and human DNA! 8 out of 5 housewives don't disagree!"

Item updated: Paper Towels

Description: "" to "A roll of ultra-absorbent, perforated sheets designed to help you mop up spills, splatters, and spooge with ease. Because there are some jobs where a wad of toilet paper just isn't enough."

Item updated: Pepper Mill

Description: "" to "Tired of crushing whole peppercorns between your teeth before spitting the peppery paste onto your food? This pepper mill takes the effort out of seasoning your lunch by grinding peppercorns into dust with just a few twists of the knob! With its adjustable grinding mechanism, you can pick from coarse, extra coarse, and not at all coarse to suit your tastes. Don't chew whole peppercorns like a fruitcake. Use a pepper mill!"

Item updated: Toothbrush

Description: "" to "What do teeth and hair have in common? They both contain keratin, grow out of your face, and require regular brushing to prevent you from looking gross. Regular brushing with a toothbrush helps maintain the health and appearance of your teeth, while also giving you something to do while you stare at your reflection each morning. "

Item updated: Toothpaste

Description: "" to "This brand of toothpaste is one of the few dental products on the market that is not recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists. Its unique formula contains activated uranium to help strengthen and protect enamel, while the lead microparticles help to gently erase stains and plaque from the surface of your teeth. Available in three refreshing flavors: Spearmint, New Car, and Flamin' Hot Nacho Cheese."

Item updated: Mouthwash

Description: "" to "Mouthwash is a crucial addition to your oral hygiene regimen. With a quick swish around the gums, mouthwash can kill germs and bacteria, prevent gum disease, and replace the disgusting taste of minty toothpaste with a fresh dose of even mintier liquid. Many modern mouthwashes are made alcohol-free to cater to those of a religious persuasion. This particular mouthwash contains more alcohol than is necessary. Using this formula to rinse out your mouth will put you four times over the legal driving limit."

Item updated: Mop

Description: "" to "The earliest mops consisted of nothing more than a rag on a stick dipped in the river, probably. Today, we humans are blessed by the invention of microfiber mops like this, which trap dirt and bacteria much more efficiently than sponge or string mops."

Item updated: Broom

Description: "" to "Often found wedged between the thighs of sky-dwelling female sorcerers, the broom is an essential part of every household's cleaning apparatus. Most useful for redistributing dust and shards of glass into that bit beneath the fridge, brooms are never to be used to clean up a wet mess. In fact, if you look closely at the base of the handle, you'll see the words "No wet messes" inscribed into each and every broom that has ever been produced. Don't believe us, go and look for yourself!"

Item updated: Floor Cleaner

Description: "" to "A wise man once said that anything can be a floor cleaner if you use it to clean the floor. This is true, but alas, this so-called wise man also decided to mix all of the stuff under his sink when he ran out of floor cleaner. He ended up with a severe headache and a really clean floor. Let this be a lesson to you all. Always buy floor cleaner."

Item updated: Model Spine

Description: "" to "This anatomically accurate representation of the human spinal column is so realistic it's hard to believe that it wasn't ripped out of an actual person's back one dark night last April. But it wasn't, and there's absolutely nothing you can do to prove otherwise. All of the major back bits are in here, with the cervical spine at the top, the lumbar at the bottom, and the classic thoracic spine located in the middle. You could use this model spine to demonstrate many things, such as how to lift a box correctly, the best way to get into various limbo positions, or as a prop to taunt cowards and worms."

Item updated: Massage Table

Description: "" to "Proper massage is a sacred art form, as when correctly performed, it involves the careful rubbing of a human body in such a way that it is pleasurable and relaxing without becoming arousing. This foldaway table allows you to practice massage in the comfort of your own home or those of your clients. And if your patient should become involuntarily aroused, the table's handy carry case enables you to make a swift getaway!"

Item updated: Scalp Massager

Description: "" to "Quad-pronged for your pleasure, this scalp massager is guaranteed to send the wearer off into orgasmic bliss after just 30 seconds of use. Each prong is adjustable, allowing even those with a considerable-sized noggin to enjoy a relaxing head rub. The accompanying instruction manual suggests that you shouldn't use this device while driving or operating heavy machinery. But what they don't know won't hurt them!"

Item updated: Dentures

Description: "" to "Also known as false teeth, dentures act as a replacement for the wearer's natural teeth if they have been lost due to decay, violence, or the fact that you're a young bride in Victorian Britain. Fixed using suction to the upper and lower parts of the mouth, dentures help to restore chewing abilities to the wearer, while also helping them to speak and smile. The earliest dentures were constructed from full-sized whale teeth of up to 8 inches in length, causing the wearer to look quite preposterous indeed. This is where the saying "long in the tooth" originates from."

Item updated: Bleaching Tray

Description: "" to "Are your teeth discolored from drinking nothing but Gatorade and piping hot gravy? This reusable bleaching tray can help restore the natural whiteness of your smile. To begin, dunk the tray in hot water, before fixing it to your maxillary or mandibular arch. Once the tray has molded to the shape of your teeth, you may remove it and fill the tray with bleach. Any kind of bleach will do, including hair, industrial strength, and the kind you'd find under mom's sink! Once you've lined the tray with your bleaching agent of choice, simply wear it overnight and you'll wake up the next morning with a mouth full of pearly whites!"

Item updated: Dental Mirror

Description: "" to "Comprising a compact mirror attached to a thin, stainless steel handle, this dental mirror can help you figure out precisely where that awful stench is coming from. Whether it's a rotten tooth or a trapped bit of gristle wedged inside your tonsil cavity, this lightweight, 15cm dental mirror will help you find it. "

Item updated: Paperclips

Description: "" to "Do you have a job that requires precisely 501 paperclips? Then this tub of 500 paperclips is almost exactly what you need. Crafted from reasonable-quality metal, these paperclips are 99% guaranteed to fix any two pieces of paper or thin card together. Thick card? Probably not. Heavy-duty plastic wallets? Probably not. Sheet metal? Go f**k yourself. But card and paper, that's never a problem for these almost halfway decent metal fastener things."

Item updated: Stapler

Description: "" to "Have you temporarily fixed two pieces of paper together with a paperclip? Are you ready to affirm your commitment to said union with a declaration of marriage? Then use a stapler to wed those items for now and evermore. This stapler can hold a mighty 210 individual staples, but since you'll probably lose most of those to errors and staple attacks against your co-workers, a full capacity stapler can probably join around 10-20 documents at most."

Item updated: Hole Punch

Description: "" to "The ability to create thousands upon thousands of tiny circles of paper was once but a pipe dream for mankind. Until, that is, the hole punch was invented, allowing humanity to finally achieve its dream of making holes in things. Interestingly, the ring binder was invented before the hole punch, with clerks and filing assistants forced to chew their own holes in paper during the interim."

Item updated: Notepad

Description: "" to "160 pages of 80GSM paper hand-lined by a Madagascan virgin. Bound using fine quality aluminium rings, each lightly-perforated page tears off with the delicate grace of a ballerina made of feathers. Taking notes in this notepad is like blowing your nose with silk. "

Item updated: Jigsaw Puzzle

Description: "" to "Putting together the pieces of your life after a horror smash that resulted in the death of your entire family is much harder than putting together a jigsaw puzzle, so why bother? This 800-piece jigsaw puzzle will keep you occupied during those long, lonely days and horrifying, sleepless nights. You can still hear their screams, can't you?"

Item updated: Picture Frame

Description: "" to "A picture is said to be worth a thousand words. But if that's true, why do they need to be framed? Because presentation is everything, that's why. Adding this tasteful frame to your photograph elevates it from being a grubby snapshot of your sister's kids to a memory that shall be treasured forever. Multiple photographs taped to a wall suggests the domain of a serial killer. But as soon as those photos are framed, it looks like a typical family home full of laughter and joy."

Item updated: Ash Tray

Description: "" to "Plant pots, trash cans, brick walls, empty beer cans, and the eye of a youth team goalkeeper are just some areas where it's acceptable to stub out cigars and cigarettes. But the classiest place of all is a designated ash tray. These carcinogenic crucibles tell your guests that while you may not value their health or your own, you do like to keep things tidy around the home."

Item updated: Bowling Trophy

Description: "" to "Do you want people to know that you're skilled at putting your fingers into holes? Then display this bowling trophy on your mantelpiece, desk, or car dashboard! It doesn't matter if you've actually earned this trophy, merely that you own it. This lightweight pewter trophy has been left uninscribed, allowing the bearer to pretend it was they who came third in the 1997 West Lancashire regional heats at Megabowl."

Item updated: Igniter Cord

Description: "" to "This reel of igniter cord can be used to ensure that you're a safe distance away from controlled explosions, allowing you to retain your limbs, eardrums, and the top layer of your skin. The cord works by transmitting a controlled flame down its center at a consistent and predictable speed. Whether you're destroying a building or obliterating a human corpse, don't skim on the cord if you want to walk away."

Item updated: Bond Paper

Description: "" to "Modern paper is a miraculous thing. With its pristine white appearance and razor-sharp edges, we've come a long way from the tattered sheets of dried pulp scrawled on by our forefathers. This ream of bond paper contains enough sheets to print approximately 0.4% of a set of terms and conditions."

Item updated: Detonator

Description: "" to "Without a detonator, a reel of igniter cord is nothing but a load of expensive string on the end of a spicy candle. But when these items are combined, the ability to destroy things at a distance is within your grasp. This detonator device consists of a black box with a huge red button. It really couldn't be any simpler!"

Item updated: Crockpot

Description: "" to "In today's modern, breakneck society, everyone expects instant gratification. Fast food, fast travel, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. This crockpot harks back to a more sedate era. A time when people had the patience to wait eight hours for supper. Why not relearn the forbearance of your forbears by chucking a bunch of meat and vegetables into this crockpot and leaving it to stew."

Item updated: Plunger

Description: "" to "Pinched off a family-sized loaf again? Worry not. With the help of this sturdy plunger, your u-bend will be unblocked within seconds. Watch in amazement as your formerly solid doings slosh around the bowl and blend with the toilet paper to become a cappuccino-colored slurry. Look on astonished as the clog dissolves and your toilet returns to normal service. Stand unsteadily as you attempt to switch on the taps with your feet now that your arms are slathered up to the elbows in excrement."

Item updated: Silver Cutlery Set

Description: "" to "Are the in-laws coming over for dinner? Then bust out this luxury set of silverware and impress them more than your career or conversation ever could. Consisting of 60 forks, 40 spoons, 20 knives, and a ladle big enough to hold a 10lb newborn baby, this 121 piece set is for special occasions only. "

Item updated: Croquet Set

Description: "" to "Typically the preserve of well-heeled country folk, the game of croquet was invented in 1843 as a means of distracting the upper classes from denigrating the poor and having intercourse with their cousins. Played by smacking a ball through a series of hoops, croquet is referred to by no one as the basketball of the floor. This croquet set consists of all the balls, mallets, pegs, and hoops you need for a rip-roaring day on the lawns."

Item updated: Horseshoe

Description: "" to "Beside humans and overworked centipedes, horses are the only creatures deemed fancy enough to have the gift of footwear bestowed upon them. Horseshoes are believed to have been invented by the Romans in an effort to improve upon the sloppedy-dop sound made by natural horse hooves, transforming it into a more satisfying clippedy-clop. In Torn City, horseshoes are exclusively made from lightweight aluminum, allowing them to sprint away from starving hobos at a moment's notice."

Item updated: Persian Rug

Description: "" to "Emerging from the lands of present-day Iran, Persian Rugs are known worldwide for their complex designs, high-level of craftsmanship, and occasional levitational properties. Each Persian Rug takes approximately 800 years to make, with generations of stitchers, dyers, and weavers dedicating their lives and those of their children to the sacred art of rug making. This is something worth remembering the next time you find your dog pissing all over the one in your study."

Item updated: Typewriter

Description: "" to "Before the advent of computers and keyboards, writers were forced to use manual typewriters to communicate their thoughts on why the latest Doctor Who shouldn't be a woman. Invented in the 1880s, these devices used metal type slugs slapping against an ink ribbon to imprint characters onto paper. When a mistake was made, the writer would press the backspace button, which would cause the typewriter to self-destruct and fly back into space, hence the term."

Item updated: Chandelier

Description: "" to "This grand chandelier is over a meter wide, two meters tall, and weighs over 40 kilograms. As such, it is unlikely to be suitable for illuminating a back bedroom or that little space above the landing. These ornate lighting fixtures consist of multiple branches fitted with either candles or light, and are often further adorned with beads, crystals, or intricate metalwork. Chandeliers may only be known as such if they have been produced in the Chandelieré region of France, otherwise, they're just sparkling lamps."

Item updated: Inkwell

Description: "" to "Suited for use alongside a quill or a fountain pen, this inkwell contains 50ml of pigmented, water-based ink. Users of more traditional writing implements like the quill and inkwell have noticed a 43% increase in ye numbere of lettere ees addeede to theyere writinges."

Item updated: Bull Semen

Description: "" to "This vial contains a potent blend of semen extracted from the most virile bulls in Torn City. The motility and morphology of these sperm is so impressive that they have been seen punching through solid steel chastity devices in order to reach the egg. As viscose as cold treacle, this executive bovine seed is almost impossible to clean off when spilled on your trousers. Try explaining that to your spouse."

Item updated: Ammonia

Description: "" to "Ammonia is a caustic, alkaline substance whose pungent odor reminds many of their grandparents' agonizing final moments. A compound of hydrogen and nitrogen, ammonia has various industrial and domestic applications. This particular bottle contains 500ml of liquid ammonia, which is enough to make roughly fifteen horrible cocktails."

Item updated: Anchor

Description: "" to "Anchors are used to secure seafaring vessels to the seabed when it's time for the captain to go sleepytimes. Small boats tend to use lightweight aluminum anchors weighing under 100lbs, whereas those deployed from large ships are often made from steel and can weigh several tons. If you encounter one of these items during your exploits in Torn City, you should probably work out which one it is before trying to lift it."

Item updated: Boat Engine

Description: "" to "This gasoline-fueled inboard boat engine can produce up to 200 horsepower and has a displacement of 4.5 liters. A model like this is most suited to small to mid-range vessels, but you can also glue a bunch together and use them to power a big boat probably. There's absolutely no scientific reason why this shouldn't work."

Item updated: Brass Ingot

Description: "" to "When a block of zinc and a block of copper love each other very much, they form an alloy known as brass. However, brass can also be acquired directly from the idiom mines, where phrases like "bold as brass," "the top brass," and "I couldn't give a brass monkeys" can be carved from the earth, before being melted down and refined. This brass ingot weighs approximately as much as you think it might."

Item updated: Bone Saw

Description: "" to "Bone saws are a common feature of both butcher's shops and hospital surgeries. This particular saw has a universal tooth design, giving it the power to hack through dense bone while maintaining the precision needed for finer, more delicate cuts. There are, however, several types of bone which are incompatible with this saw, including knucklebones, trombones, Ken Bones, and lazybones."

Item updated: Machine Part

Description: "" to "The most important part of a machine is the machine part, which works with other machine parts to form part of a much larger machine. Machine parts can be machined, in part, by machines, which themselves comprise of many different machine parts. Once someone has machined a machine part using the various parts of a machine, many find it hard to part from their machined machine part."

Item updated: Cattle Prod

Description: "" to "A cattle prod is an electric powered-device used to persuade livestock to move. Since human to cow conversation is no longer possible, violence is the only way in which farmers are able to communicate their desires to their bovine bretheren. Cattle prods typically impart a low-current shock of 5 milliamps and around 4,000 volts upon their recipient. This device has been modified to transmit up to 100 milliamps and 10,000 volts. Have fun!"

Item updated: Binoculars

Description: "" to "Beloved by birdwatchers and stalkers alike, binoculars enable the user to see far away shit from wherever they are - unless they're behind a wall. Capable of up to 10x magnification, this set of binoculars is ergonomically designed to ensure a lightweight and compact design. They also have a little strap that lets you wear them around your neck."

Item updated: Razor Wire

Description: "" to "Razor wire is a specific type of barbed wire that contains sharp-edged blades and loops designed to make it even harder for trespassers to interfere with. This is an important distinction that was not referenced in the 1996 superhero movie, Barb Wire, starring Pamela Anderson. Many people blame the movie's failure on this omission, but it is hoped this mistake will be rectified with the forthcoming resurrection of the RWCU (Razor Wire Cinematic Universe.)"

Item updated: Stamp Collection

Description: "" to "This wall-mounted stamp collection contains some of the most expensive postage marks the world has to offer. The Inverted Jenny, Red Mercury, and Bordeaux Cover are just some of the rare and valuable stamps not included in this reasonably priced collection. However, there are still plenty of desirable letter-enablers within this display, including a rare British stamp from 1982 which depicts a cartoon version of Diana, Princess of Wales giving birth to Prince William."

Item updated: Flashlight

Description: "" to "The flashlight is similar to the Fleshlight in that it is often used in darkened rooms to assist the user in the achievement of clarity. This particular flashlight uses a powerful LED to project light up to 200 meters and has a candela rating of 20,000. Its heavy-duty nature means it can withstand being dropped from a height, and can even be used as a glass breakage tool in an emergency."

Item updated: Lawyer's Business Card

Name: Lawyer Business Card to Lawyer's Business Card

Medal updated: Furtive Faker

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Windproof Lighter

Name: Wind Proof Lighter to Windproof Lighter

Item updated: Six-pack of Alcohol

Name: Six Pack of Alcohol to Six-pack of Alcohol

Item updated: Six-pack of Energy Drink

Name: Six Pack of Energy Drink to Six-pack of Energy Drink

Item updated: Spray Can : Black

Name: Spray Can: Black to Spray Can : Black

Item updated: Spray Can : Red

Name: Spray Can: Red to Spray Can : Red

Item updated: Spray Can : Pink

Name: Spray Can: Pink to Spray Can : Pink

Item updated: Spray Can : Purple

Name: Spray Can: Purple to Spray Can : Purple

Item updated: Spray Can : Blue

Name: Spray Can: Blue to Spray Can : Blue

Item updated: Spray Can : Green

Name: Spray Can: Green to Spray Can : Green

Item updated: Spray Can : White

Name: Spray Can: White to Spray Can : White

Item updated: Spray Can : Orange

Name: Spray Can: Orange to Spray Can : Orange

Honor updated: Retail Therapy

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Travesty

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Item updated: Jemmy

Name: Jemmy Bar to Jemmy

Item updated: Jemmy

Description: "The Jemmy Bar is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort." to "The Jemmy is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort."

Medal updated: Dynamic Destructor

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Nifty Nicker

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Desperado

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Jemmy Bar

Type: Enhancer to Special

Item updated: Credit Card

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Rope

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Window Breaker

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Lockpicks

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Skeleton Key

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Jemmy Bar

Name: Slim Crowbar to Jemmy Bar

Item updated: Jemmy Bar

Description: "The Slim Crowbar is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort." to "The Jemmy Bar is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort."

Medal updated: Fledgling Felon

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Malicious Maverick

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Lye

Description: "" to "Sodium hydroxide, aka lye, is an alkaline substance used in drain cleaning, soap-making, and the production of bagels. This highly caustic product can also be deployed upon human or animal tissues to render them down into a liquid. During the 1930s, Italian serial killer Leonarda Cianciulli used lye to turn the bodies of three murdered women into soap. The fact that we know about her crimes means that she must've eventually come clean."

Item updated: Clippers

Description: "" to "These battery operated rechargeable hair clippers are a staple of both professional barbers and those weird-looking freaks who cut their own hair at home. Accompanied by a set of 12 guide combs, this motorized hair trimmer can be used to slice your follicles to any desired length, except longer."

Item updated: Shaving Foam

Description: "" to "There are numerous shaving substances available on the market, with various gels, creams, oils, milks, and even shaving yogurts all offered for sale. However, it is foam which has become the most popular lubricant, with its post-squirt expansion delighting hair removers time and time again. This can contains 300ml of shaving foam, and once it has expanded, its total volume is enough to fill eighteen normal-sized subway cars."

Item updated: Massage Oil

Description: "" to "This 100ml bottle of massage oil consists of an almond oil base mixed with a blend of fragrant essential oils. It was once said that any oil is a massage oil if it's rubbed into your skin, but many Antarctic penguins would dispute that. The next time your partner asks for a relaxing rub down, don't reach for the canola or a stick of butter. Use this 100% body safe, animal-tested massage oil to soothe their aching muscles instead."

Item updated: Window Breaker

Description: "" to "House windows, car windows, copies of Windows 95, the window breaker shall make short work of them all. When wielded by a human accomplice, this item is capable of shattering panes of glass with just one hit thanks to its pointed steel tip. Originally designed to help during emergency escape scenarios, the window breaker has become a favorite tool among burglars and those who wish to shatter reflective surfaces in a swift and dramatic manner. "

Item updated: Lockpicks

Description: "" to "Whether you're a forgetful homeowner or a dirty sneaky thief, this lock picking kit can be used to bypass any lock at any location. Pin and tumbler locks, tubular locks, and even wafer locks found on cabinets and car doors, all fall when faced with the array of tools included in this 3 piece set. It doesn't matter if it's an office filing cabinet or your Aunty's chastity belt, this set will see the lock pop open in no time."

Item updated: Skeleton Key

Description: "" to "Tired of carrying around a bunch of keys all day? Sick to death of seeing one side of your pants sag down thanks to all of those keys? Nobody should be forced to carry over 100 keys with them wherever they go, let alone 42,329. That's too many keys! So why not replace your hoard of over eight million individual keys with just one key to rule them all? This skeleton key is designed to adapt to any lock you encounter, with each of its adjustable teeth capable of being retracted in order to bypass a range of warded locks."

Item updated: Truck Nuts

Description: "" to "In 1969, at the height of the space race, feminist activist Gloria Steinem wrote a paper on the damaging effects NASA's phallic-shaped rockets might have on the collective female psyche. Her proposed solution was to outfit the base of each rocket with a large silicone replica of the female genital organ, an item which she took to calling the Rocket Coochie. Sadly, the rampant sexism of the time meant Ms. Steinem's ideas were not taken seriously, but they did serve as later inspiration for the range of Truck Nuts that were created in the early 1980s. Consisting of a silicone mold of an aged-gentleman's drooping ballbag, Truck Nuts are now a common feature of both personal and commercial vehicles. And we have Gloria Steinem to thank for that. "

Item updated: Thimble

Description: "" to "An essential part of any seamstress' kit, this brass thimble protects the wearer's finger from needle pricks while sewing. The thimble was originally a practical item, but these dainty little objects have now become collectible, and are sometimes offered as gifts to women from whom you wish to earn a slap. The thimble was one of the six original tokens used in the game Monopoly, but in 2017, it was replaced by a George Foreman Grill."

Item updated: Hunting Trophy

Description: "" to "Ownership of a hunting trophy informs your audience of one of two things. Either you have slain one of the Lord's magnificent beasts and mounted its noble head upon your wall as a symbol of your skill and prowess with a rifle. Or, you've stolen a hunting trophy. Whichever it is, an item like this is guaranteed to have your dinner party guests talking. Just be forewarned that what they're saying about you might not be very nice."

Item updated: Fishing Rod

Description: "" to "Constructed from an ultra light fiberglass graphite composite, this fishing rod would make the perfect pole for someone just starting out on the shores, or an angler too clumsy to be trusted with something more expensive. This particular model is 10ft in length and comes with a pre-loaded 50ft reel. If you're a fan of dragging things out of the water by their mouths after promising them a light snack, take up fishing today!"

Item updated: Bleach

Description: "" to "Known among babies as "that spicy milk under the sink," bleach is a powerful disinfectant and stain remover that should always be handled with care. There are many forms of bleach available, including household bleach, pool bleach, hair bleach, and tooth bleach. This particular bleach is all of the above and more, with this general purpose product said to be adaptable to any situation or convoluted story line."

Item updated: Formaldehyde

Description: "" to "Formaldehyde is a compound term derived from the word formal, as in fancy, and de-hyde, which means to make something less spooky. This gas is most commonly deployed in an aqueous solution as a preservative, with its ability to maintain the integrity of biological structures making it an essential substance for natural biologists, shit modern artists, and necrophiliacs."

Item updated: Sticky Notes

Description: "" to "Legend has it that Sticky Notes were invented in the 60s by a scientist who was attempting to make a super sticky substance but made a mistake, creating the exact opposite. His error is our eternal gain, with over four quadrillion Sticky Notes now produced every single second to keep up with the public's incessant demand for something sticky but not that sticky. These tiny adhesive squares have a litany of everyday uses, from bookmarking a page in an academic paper through to leaving passive-aggressive notes telling your roommate to stop ejaculating in the shower."

Item updated: Duct Tape

Description: "Bonds on rough and uneven surfaces with a strong bite, is 100% waterproof, has strong re-inforced backing, a rugged all-weather shell, double-thick adhesive and is perfect for sticking explosive material to pillars, surfaces or walls." to "Bonds on rough and uneven surfaces with a strong bite, is 100% waterproof, has strong reinforced backing, a rugged all-weather shell, double-thick adhesive and is perfect for affixing anything to anything!"

Honor added: Zero Liability

Description: Recover a skimmer which has accumulated at least 250 card details

Honor added: King PIN

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Card Skimming

Medal updated: Impeccable Imitator

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Villainous Vandal

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Radical Rebel

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Crafty Crook

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Fresh Blud

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Let Us Spray

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Notorious

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Aspiring Assailant

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Online Entrepreneur

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Retail Therapy

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Enterprising Enticer

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Reckless Renovator

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Sophisticated Swiper

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Budding Bandit

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Urban Upsetter

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Petty Pilferer

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Menacing Misfit

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: Wooden Nunchaku

Name: Wooden Nunchakus to Wooden Nunchaku

Item updated: Metal Nunchaku

Name: Metal Nunchakus to Metal Nunchaku

Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Emphatic Emulator

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Item added: Collectible Cache

Description:

Item added: Flashlight

Description:

Medal updated: Trainee Troublemaker

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Medal updated: Decisive Defacer

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Drug Dealer

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Item updated: Questionnaire

Name: Questionnaire to Questionnaire

Item updated: Insurance Policy

Name: Insurance Policy to Insurance Policy

Item updated: Crushed Enamel

Name: Crushed Enamel to Crushed Enamel

Item updated: Torn Bible

Description: "In addition to a fictitious tale about Torn's saviour, this book contains all the mysteries and information about the game, written in a language only translatable by Bogie. This book is said to be 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range." to "In addition to a fictitious tale about Torn's saviour, this book contains all the mysteries and information about the game, written in a language only translatable by bogie. This book is said to be 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range."

Medal updated: Radical Rebel

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Lubricant

Description: "A silicon based lube with a full body and undertones of rich orchard fruits. Perfect for smearing on your loved one before committing acts that would disappoint your mother." to "A silicone based lube with a full body and undertones of rich orchard fruits. Perfect for smearing on your loved one before committing acts that would disappoint your mother."

Medal updated: Villainous Vandal

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item added: Police Badge

Description:

Item added: Certificate Seal

Description:

Item added: Aluminium Plate

Description:

Item added: License Plate

Description:

Item added: Prescription

Description:

Item added: Magnifying Glass

Description:

Item added: Medical Bill

Description:

Item added: Concert Ticket

Description:

Item added: Travel Visa

Description:

Item added: Passport

Description:

Item added: Bank Check

Description:

Item added: Double Cut File

Description:

Item added: Diploma

Description:

Item added: Polishing Pad

Description:

Item added: Birth Certificate

Description:

Item added: Parking Permit

Description:

Item added: Grinding Stone

Description:

Item added: Drill

Description:

Item added: Wax Seal Stamp

Description:

Item added: Bonded Latex

Description:

Item added: Perforator

Description:

Item added: Fountain Pen

Description:

Item added: Printer

Description:

Item added: Graver

Description:

Honor updated: Pay Dirt

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor updated: Let Us Spray

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Devious Delinquent

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Expert Exploiter

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Ub3rph34r3d Hacker

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Honor updated: Notorious

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Renegade Rascal

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor added: Notorious

Description: Achieve 100% notoriety at all stores at the same time in Shoplifting

Honor added: Retail Therapy

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Shoplifting

Item updated: Green Ornament

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Purple Ornament

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Blue Ornament

Type: Collectible to Other

Item updated: Purple Bell

Type: Collectible to Other

Honor updated: Box Office

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Honor updated: Fresh Blud

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: Green Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Purple Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Blue Ornament

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Purple Bell

Type: Other to Collectible

Item updated: Fisherman Hat

Description: "This item gives +1 to Fishing skill but -1 to Seduction." to "Also known as a sou'wester or a bucket hat, the fisherman's hat is identified by its wide brim, chin strap, water-resistant finish, and mild scenting of halibut. The brim helps to keep sun from the wearer's eyes, whereas the chin strap prevents the hat from blowing into the water during heavy ocean gales. The waxy, waterproof coating on this piece of headwear is essential, as it stops it from becoming waterlogged while at sea. The fishy smell is optional, but has the added benefit of keeping friends and lovers at bay."

Item updated: Scissors

Description: "" to "These days you can find all manner of scissors for all types of tasks. Scissors can be specifically designed to cut hair, meat, plants, garments, toenails, wires, and some thin metals. Like the scissors in mother's utility drawer, these particular scissors are used to cut everything everywhere all of the time. For that reason, you should probably wash them before use."

Item updated: Cigar Cutter

Description: "" to "The cigar cutter's razor sharp blades make it the perfect tool for slicing stogies and someone's finger. To use the cutter effectively on a cigar, one must remove just enough of the cap without causing it to unravel. For human digits, it is best to start at the distal phalange before making your way through the middle phalange, the proximal phalange, and if necessary, the knuckle. If you find yourself cutting through the collarbone, you've gone too far."

Item updated: Perfume

Description: "" to "Stinking like a filthy rat? Mask your poor personal hygiene with a few spritzes of Cane Bagnato No.4. This unisex eau de parfum contains a subtle blend of rum, tobacco, and sulfur. Marilyn Monroe once said that she wore nothing to bed except a dab of Chanel No.5. Before Duke turns in for the night, he dunks his balls in No.4 and straps on his fully enclosed leather sleeping hood."

Item updated: Bucket

Description: "" to "There is nothing to be said about the humble bucket that hasn't been said before. From water to wet cement, this receptacle will take your loads without question. As buckets go, this one is top of the range, having been built from high-density polyethylene and capable of holding up to six gallons. You can double that amount by adding an extra bucket to your repertoire."

Item updated: Gold Tooth

Description: "" to "This golden dental crown is an 18 carat prosthesis that can be fitted comfortably to whatever remains of your existing tooth. Gold is an excellent substance to use in the mouth due to its durability and low likelihood of causing an allergic reaction. However, most people choose this material for its aesthetic value, despite the fact that gold teeth make you look like a poor person who won the lottery."

Item updated: Toner

Description: "" to "During the 20th century, it was predicted that the wars of the future would be fought over natural resources such as water. As we push on through the third millennium, it has become clear that valuable commodities such as printer toner will be the driver of most major conflicts. Nobody knows what the ink in these sacred cartridges is made of, but given their exorbitant price it must be something rare. This particular cartridge is of a versatile design that allows it to be used in printers, fax machines, and any other device our writer deems realistic at the time."

Item updated: Gas Can

Description: "An ordinary looking gas can such as what one would find at an ordinary gas station." to "Capable of storing five gallons of pure liquid warehouse repellent, this gas can is made from lightweight plastic, making it easy to transport across the city to your destination of choice. In the United States, gas cans are color coded, with yellow containing diesel, blue holding kerosene, and red ones like this used to store gasoline. But since this is Torn City, you can safely assume that this gas can contains a mixture of all three plus urine."

Medal updated: Menacing Misfit

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Malicious Maverick

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Famed Forger

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: 1337n00b Hacker

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Poser

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Decisive Defacer

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Mock Manufacturer

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Counterfeit Crafter

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Misdirection Master

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Ub3rn00b Hacker

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Medal updated: Renegade Rascal

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Villainous Vandal

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Urban Upsetter

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Item updated: Madball

Description: "The Madball is the weapon of choice for gangster's on a budget, consisting of nothing more than a billiard ball placed into the end of a tube sock. But don't let this weapon's simple nature deceive you, because a single crack to the skull can render even the toughest brutes unconscious within seconds." to "The Madball is the weapon of choice for gangsters on a budget, consisting of nothing more than a billiard ball placed into the end of a tube sock. But don't let this weapon's simple nature deceive you, because a single crack to the skull can render even the toughest brutes unconscious within seconds."

Honor updated: Alcoholic

Rarity: Uncommon to Common

Honor updated: Fire Starter

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Honor updated: Online Entrepreneur

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Legendary Lawbreaker

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Glimmer

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Honor updated: Fresh Blud

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Decisive Defacer

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Joyrider

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Renegade Rascal

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Tailor's Dummy

Name: Tailors Dummy to Tailor's Dummy

Medal updated: Devious Delinquent

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Radical Rebel

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Dexterous Defrauder

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Let Us Spray

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Menacing Misfit

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Devious Delinquent

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Professional Booster

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Devious Delinquent

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Villainous Vandal

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Drug Lord

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Online Entrepreneur

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Formidable Filcher

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Fresh Blud

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Decisive Defacer

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Faux Fabricator

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Duplicitous Designer

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Honor added: Let Us Spray

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Graffiti

Honor added: Fresh Blud

Description: Become initiated into one of Torn's five graffiti crews

Medal updated: Artificial Artisan

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Item updated: Torn City Times

Type: Other to Special

Medal updated: Renegade Rascal

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Provocative Persuader

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor updated: Box Office

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Devious Delinquent

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Item updated: Jack O'Lantern Lamp

Name: Jack O Lantern Lamp to Jack O'Lantern Lamp

Item updated: Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Ka'b

Name: Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Kab to Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Ka'b

Medal updated: Pyro

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Furtive Faker

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Dark Dealmaker

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Mimicking Maestro

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Honor updated: Online Entrepreneur

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Honor updated: Stroke Bringer

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Honor updated: Pay Dirt

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Merciless Malefactor

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Meticulous Maker

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Bogus Buccaneer

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Daring Deceiver

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Mock Manufacturer

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Heinous Henchman

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Techie

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Honor updated: Box Office

Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Looting Luminary

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Resourceful Replicator

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Greedy Grifter

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Pele Charm

Description: "Small golden charm of the goddess Pele, bought on your recent trip to the Big Island." to "This Pele Charm is a miniature testament to the goddess's power and grandeur. Crafted from lustrous gold, this small talisman captures the fiery spirit of Pele, Hawaiian Goddess of Fire and Volcanoes. Its intricate detailing and radiant shine serve as a constant reminder of Pele's passionate nature and formidable strength. A possession as enchanting as it is empowering, the charm invites the wielder to embrace their own inner fervor and resilience."

Item updated: Hydrochloric Acid

Description: "" to "Hydrochloric Acid, a strong, corrosive liquid, is widely used in industry and scientific research and is renowned for its ability to dissolve a variety of substances. Due to the acid's hazardous nature, with the potential to cause severe burns and respiratory damage, caution is vital in its handling."

Medal updated: Prolific Plunderer

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Faux Fabricator

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Novice Assassin

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Pseudo

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Honor updated: Spoiled Rotten

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Masterful Miscreant

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Shameless Shyster

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Emphatic Emulator

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Covert Copier

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Mimicking Maestro

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Troublesome Trickster

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Gone in 30 Seconds

Rarity: Uncommon to Limited

Medal updated: Criminal Contractor

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Professional Slim Jim

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Veteran Villain

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Digital Duplicator

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Counterfeit Crafter

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Network Ninja

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Heinous Hacker

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Ub3r Hacker

Rarity: Limited to Rare

Honor updated: Pay Dirt

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Impeccable Imitator

Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare

Item updated: Blank DVDs : 250

Description: "Writable CDs for recording music or saving data." to "This spindle pack of 250 writable DVD-R DVDs are suitable for video and data applications, and compatible with a variety of different drives."

Item updated: Blank DVDs : 50

Description: "Writable CDs for recording music or saving data." to "This spindle pack of 50 writable DVD-R DVDs are suitable for video and data applications, and compatible with a variety of different drives."

Item updated: Blank DVDs : 100

Description: "Writable CDs for recording music or saving data." to "This spindle pack of 100 writable DVD-R DVDs are suitable for video and data applications, and compatible with a variety of different drives."

Item updated: High-Speed Drive

Description: "This state-of-the-art CD drive can burn CDs faster than any other device on the market. Perfect for creating large volumes of high quality backups." to "This state-of-the-art DVD drive can burn DVDs faster than any other device on the market. Perfect for creating large volumes of high quality backups."

Honor added: Online Entrepreneur

Description: Acquire 10,000 customers on your online counterfeit DVD store

Honor added: Box Office

Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Bootlegging

Item updated: Blank DVDs : 250

Name: Pack of Blank CDs : 250 to Blank DVDs : 250

Item updated: Blank DVDs : 50

Name: Pack of Blank CDs : 50 to Blank DVDs : 50

Item updated: Blank DVDs : 100

Name: Pack of Blank CDs : 100 to Blank DVDs : 100

Medal updated: Ten Years of Service

Rarity: Common to Uncommon

Medal updated: Lucrative Larcenist

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Resourceful Replicator

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Resolute Rogue

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Bankrupting Bilker

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Item added: Iron Man Helmet

Description:

Item added: Welding Jacket

Description:

Item added: Royal Tiara

Description: The Royal Tiara, a type of diadem, was designed with the enemies of the wearer in mind. One look and it will make dem die of jealousy. Be careful, it's sharp just like it's owner (muse?), PrincessJulie.

Item added: Rhino’s Horn

Description: Outshine all the other party goers and attract everyone's attention in Rhino's wearable horn. Diamond encrusted with a titanium base, it's a real classy piece, and sure to be the best addition you could ever make to your wardrobe.

Item updated: Beach Ball

Description: "As their name suggests, Beach Balls can often be found at the beach, but they are sometimes seen being used in the water, on grass, and in the penalty area of Sunderland FC. The world's largest beach ball was 20 meters in diameter and was made for the the 2017 movie, Baywatch. An inflated mass of plastic and rubber, its star Pamela Anderson remains active in the movie industry today." to "As their name suggests, Beach Balls can often be found at the beach, but they are sometimes seen being used in the water, on grass, and in the penalty area of Sunderland FC. The world's largest beach ball was 20 meters in diameter and was made for the 2017 movie, Baywatch. An inflated mass of plastic and rubber, its star Pamela Anderson remains active in the movie industry today."

Medal updated: Phishing Phenom

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Duplicitous Designer

Rarity: Very Rare to Rare

Medal updated: Grievous Goon

Rarity: Rare to Limited

Medal updated: Invisible Intruder

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Medal updated: Rustler

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Medal updated: Relentless Reprobate

Rarity: Limited to Uncommon

Item updated: Ladder

Type: Other to Special

Item updated: Wire Cutters

Type: Other to Special

Medal updated: Trainee Troublemaker

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Budding Bandit

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Aspiring Assailant

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Fledgling Felon

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Freshman Fiend

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Despicable Deviant

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Conniving Culprit

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Sordid Sinner

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Polished Perpetrator

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Relentless Reprobate

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Resolute Rogue

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Veteran Villain

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Masterful Miscreant

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Merciless Malefactor

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Legendary Lawbreaker

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Devious Delinquent

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Renegade Rascal

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Decisive Defacer

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Villainous Vandal

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Menacing Misfit

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Radical Rebel

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Urban Upsetter

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Malicious Maverick

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Reckless Renovator

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Dynamic Destructor

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Infernal Instigator

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Nefarious Nihilist

Rarity: to Unknown Rarity

Medal updated: Petty Pilferer

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Crafty Crook

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Nifty Nicker

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Sneaky Snatcher

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Brazen Booster

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Stealthy Stealer

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Rampant Robber

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Bold Burglar

Rarity: to Uncommon

Medal updated: Invisible Intruder

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Lucrative Larcenist

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Looting Luminary

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Formidable Filcher

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Sophisticated Swiper

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Notorious Nabber

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Prolific Plunderer

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Digital Duplicator

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Covert Copier

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Resourceful Replicator

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Mimicking Maestro

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Faux Fabricator

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Mock Manufacturer

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Furtive Faker

Rarity: to Rare

Medal updated: Duplicitous Designer

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Counterfeit Crafter

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Emphatic Emulator

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Meticulous Maker

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Artificial Artisan

Rarity: to Very Rare

Medal updated: Impeccable Imitator

Rarity: to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Bogus Buccaneer

Rarity: to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Famed Forger

Rarity: to Extremely Rare

Medal updated: Troublesome Trickster

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Shameless Shyster

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Greedy Grifter

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Daring Deceiver

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Provocative Persuader

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Dexterous Defrauder

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Enterprising Enticer

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Blackhearted Bluffer

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Scheming Scammer

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Swanky Swindler

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Impressive Imposter

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Canny Conman

Rarity: to Limited

Medal updated: Frenzied Fraudster