Time | Description |
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October 4, 2024 |
Item updated: Dog Treats Type: Collectible to Material |
October 4, 2024 |
Item updated: Net Type: Collectible to Tool |
October 4, 2024 |
Honor updated: Alpha Mail Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
October 2, 2024 |
Medal updated: Legendary Lawbreaker Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
September 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Donator Pack Description: "A Torn City donator pack. Using this will credit you with 31 donator days and give you 50 points!" to "A Torn City donator pack. Using this will credit you with 31 donator days and give you 60 points!" |
September 29, 2024 |
Medal updated: Pilferer Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
September 28, 2024 |
Medal updated: Pilferer Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
September 27, 2024 |
Item updated: Gasoline Description: "Capable of storing five gallons of pure liquid warehouse repellent, this gas can is made from lightweight plastic, making it easy to transport across the city to your destination of choice. In the United States, gas cans are color coded, with yellow containing diesel, blue holding kerosene, and red ones like this used to store gasoline. But since this is Torn City, you can safely assume that this gas can contains a mixture of all three plus urine." to "Capable of storing five gallons of pure liquid warehouse repellent, this can makes it easy to transport gasoline across the city to your destination of choice. In the United States, gas cans are color coded, with yellow containing diesel, blue holding kerosene, and red ones like this used to store gasoline. But since this is Torn City, you can safely assume that this gas can contains a mixture of all three plus urine." |
September 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Pilferer Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
September 24, 2024 |
Honor updated: Seeker Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
September 24, 2024 |
Medal updated: Pilferer Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
September 23, 2024 |
Medal updated: Pilferer Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
September 22, 2024 |
Medal updated: Pretender Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
September 21, 2024 |
Honor updated: Candy Man Rarity: Very Common to Common |
September 20, 2024 |
Medal updated: Ph34r3d Hacker Rarity: Limited to Rare |
September 19, 2024 |
Honor updated: Decepticon Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
September 18, 2024 |
Medal updated: Heinous Hacker Rarity: Rare to Limited |
September 17, 2024 |
Honor updated: Jacked Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
September 15, 2024 |
Honor updated: Phoenix Rarity: Common to Very Common |
September 15, 2024 |
Medal updated: Canny Conman Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
September 15, 2024 |
Medal updated: Web Wizard Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
September 12, 2024 |
Honor updated: Proven Capacity Rarity: Rare to Limited |
September 6, 2024 |
Honor updated: Assembly Line Rarity: Rare to Limited |
September 5, 2024 |
Honor updated: Hairy Description: Unlock a hairstyle from the token shop to Unlock a hairstyle from the Token Shop or Points Building |
September 5, 2024 |
Honor updated: Backdrop Description: Unlock a backdrop from the token shop to Unlock a backdrop from the Token Shop or Points Building |
September 5, 2024 |
Medal updated: Greedy Grifter Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
September 4, 2024 |
Honor updated: Constellations Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
September 4, 2024 |
Medal updated: Formidable Filcher Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
September 3, 2024 |
Honor updated: Labyrinth Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building |
September 3, 2024 |
Honor updated: Parallel Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building |
September 3, 2024 |
Honor updated: Globule Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building |
September 3, 2024 |
Honor updated: Electric Dream Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building |
September 3, 2024 |
Honor updated: Pepperoni Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building |
September 3, 2024 |
Honor updated: Constellations Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building |
September 3, 2024 |
Honor updated: Acute Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building |
September 3, 2024 |
Honor updated: Retro Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building |
September 3, 2024 |
Honor updated: Serenity Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building |
September 3, 2024 |
Honor updated: Glimmer Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building |
September 3, 2024 |
Honor updated: Futurity Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building |
September 3, 2024 |
Honor updated: Supernova Description: Purchased from Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop or Points Building |
August 31, 2024 |
Honor added: Decepticon Description: Respond to a victim's Temptation, Sensitivity, Concern, and Hesitation within a single successful scam attempt |
August 31, 2024 |
Honor added: Alpha Mail Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Scamming |
August 20, 2024 |
Medal updated: Dynamic Destructor Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 18, 2024 |
Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
August 18, 2024 |
Medal updated: Online Outlaw Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
August 17, 2024 |
Medal updated: Bogus Buccaneer Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 15, 2024 |
Medal updated: Malicious Maverick Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 15, 2024 |
Medal updated: Phony Rarity: Limited to Rare |
August 11, 2024 |
Medal updated: Crooked Connector Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 6, 2024 |
Honor updated: Gone Fishing Rarity: Common to Very Common |
August 2, 2024 |
Medal updated: Marauder Rarity: Limited to Rare |
August 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Skanky Doll Description: "Just like the one owned by Infrit this doll comes with black hair blood red lipstick mini skirt and boob tube." to "Just like the one owned by Infrit, this doll comes with blood red lipstick, a mini skirt, and a corset." |
August 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Horse Toy Name: Horse to Horse Toy |
August 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spammer Doll Description: "A very friendly doll with good interactions, until you make it mad. It can hit back pretty hard, and It will start spamming you, even when you think it should be sleeping, just like Templar." to "A very friendly doll with good interactions, until you make it mad. It can hit back pretty hard, and it will start spamming you, even when you think it should be sleeping, just like Templar." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Stålhög 860 Name: Volvo 850 to Stålhög 860 |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Stålhög 860 Description: "This battleship can easily exceed 100 mph where others in its class will struggle. Being two tonnes however requires better brakes than those supplied." to "Stålhög's USP lies in the sturdiness and strength of their cars. The 860 is no different, with this battleship weighing in at a colossal two tonnes. But while this model's braking may leave much to be desired, the Stålhög 860 is among the fastest of its class, and can easily exceed 100mph on the straights." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Alpha Milano 156 Name: Alfa Romeo 156 to Alpha Milano 156 |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Alpha Milano 156 Description: "The Alfa has copious amounts of torque giving it ferocious acceleration off the line. Stopping on the other hand is an issue; with Alfa reliability affecting everything...including the all important brakes." to "Alpha Milano's 156 model possesses a large amount of torque, giving it great acceleration off the line. The tradeoff comes in the braking department, with this being one of a number of areas where this car suffers from reliability issues." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Bavaria X5 Name: BMW X5 to Bavaria X5 |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Bavaria X5 Description: "This drug dealer special has monstrous brakes to stop in time for those red lights (when not running from the police), yet its handling is as sharp as a tug boat on tarmac. On the plus side its 20 inch alloys do help it to overcome any potholes." to "Handling is not the X5's strong point, with one online review describing it as "sharp as a tug boat on tarmac." Nevertheless, the X5's superior braking makes it more than capable of setting Class D records across both dirt and tarmac." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Coche Basurero Name: Seat Leon Cupra to Coche Basurero |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Coche Basurero Description: "This turbo charged European hatchback is lightning quick off the line, however it has poor aerodynamic properties hindering its top end speed." to "The Coche Basurero is something of a joke in Torn, since you're far more likely to see it at the dump than on the road. Nevertheless, this turbo charged European hatchback remains a useful Class D vehicle, with its poor top speed compensated for by superb acceleration off the line. " |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Bedford Nova Name: Vauxhall Astra GSI to Bedford Nova |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Bedford Nova Description: "This turbocharged car will not disappoint with its top speed. Its acceleration off the line is delayed by dreaded "torque steer" as all the power is put through the front wheels." to "With a top speed of 150mph the Bedford Nova is the fastest in its class by some margin. Unfortunately, it'll take you some time to get there since the Nova's dreaded torque steer means all its power is put through the front wheels, giving it some of the poorest acceleration stats of any D class vehicle." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Verpestung Sport Name: Volkswagen Golf GTI to Verpestung Sport |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Verpestung Sport Description: "The king of hot hatches cannot be faulted with its superb handling, it's a shame it lacks speed at the top end." to "Either of the Verpestungs available in Torn will serve you well in a D-class dirt race, but as its name suggests, the Sport is slightly quicker than the Insecta, albeit by a paltry 2mph. When it comes to the tarmac, Torn's racers find that this king of the hot hatches is often beaten by the Insecta at all but a handful of tracks." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Echo S3 Name: Audi S3 to Echo S3 |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Echo S3 Description: "This car is sublime off the line due to its high tech Quattro system; it does however have an electronically limited top speed of 155 mph from the factory." to "The Echo S3 is considered an elite car among Class C vehicles, with their limited top speed compensated for by strong acceleration. These models are often given out as runner-up prizes via the URT, and their rarity means they can change hands for several billion dollars due to their collectible status." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Volt RS Name: Ford Focus RS to Volt RS |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Volt RS Description: "This fast Ford is worshiped by all boy racers, as it should be with its aggressive looks and a 300 bhp, 2.5 litre turbocharged engine delivering a magnificent sound as it rapidly accelerates It is however unnervingly twitchy under braking." to "The Volt RS's top speed of 163mph makes it only the third-fastest in Class C, but where it stands alone is the rapid acceleration provided by its 300bhp, 2.5 liter turbocharged engine. This model is also the highest rated tarmac car in its class, but Torn's dirt racers are known to favor the FRS on occasion too. " |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Edomondo S2 Name: Honda S2000 to Edomondo S2 |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Edomondo S2 Description: "This Honda is a well balanced two seat roadster, stable and poised under braking. However it does have a tail happy tendency that can catch out even the most experienced drivers." to "The wise racer never takes the Edomondo S2 straight from the showroom to the track. Fresh out of the box, this Class C car is distinctly average in terms of speed and handling, and its superior braking ability doesn't quite make up for its shortfalls. However, once you've applied a few upgrades to this baby, the s2 comes much more competitive - if you choose wisely, that is." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Nano Cavalier Name: Mini Cooper S to Nano Cavalier |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Nano Cavalier Description: "This German-revised British classic has retained the original car's playful and remarkable handling, with some clever tweaking from British tuning company John Cooper. As this car is supercharged, all the power is delivered at the low end of the revs, allowing great torque but affecting its top speed." to "The Nano Cavalier may be at the lower end of class C in terms of sheer pace, but its speed off the line makes it a force to be reckoned with on the right track. Thankfully, the Cavalier comes outfitted with a better set of brakes than the Nano Pioneer, although it doesn't quite have the relative handling advantage among similar cars of its class." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Colina Tanprice Name: Sierra Cosworth to Colina Tanprice |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Colina Tanprice Description: "This king of the rally world is still a pin-up for most boy racers. It will out-manoeuvre most cars in its class with its sheer mechanical grip and no electronic trickery. The low horsepower, however, does affect this car's acceleration to top speed." to "If you're heading to a dirt track, a fully upgraded Colina Tanprice will often outpace even the most well-equipped Class A car. The Tanprice's low horsepower may limit its acceleration potential, but its superior maneuverability puts it way ahead of its competitors in the mud." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Cosmos EX Name: Lotus Exige to Cosmos EX |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Cosmos EX Description: "This British giant-killer will out-handle all in its class with ease, but shortly after will be swallowed up on the straights due to its miniscule 1.8 litre engine." to "Take a Cosmos EX out on the straight and your opponents will leave you for dust, as its tiny 1.8 liter engine means it simply cannot compete against other Class B cars when speed is the deciding factor. But when it comes to handling, the EX out-performs them all, as it holds the road tighter than a desperate lover." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Yotsuhada EVX Name: Mitsubishi Evo X to Yotsuhada EVX |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Yotsuhada EVX Description: "This rally pro is more suited to off-road and rally tracks with its handling on tarmac seemingly compromised. It does however hurl itself off the line with an incredibly impressive 0-60 time of 4.5 seconds, which would place it mid-field in class A." to "The Yotsuhada EVX may not fare too well on the tarmac, but this model is well suited to off-road and rally tracks. Capable of 0-60 in just 4.5 seconds, the EVX is ideal for those seeking an early lead in the dirt. Overall, this car is considered a mid-level choice among Class B vehicles." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Sturmfahrt 111 Name: Porsche 911 GT3 to Sturmfahrt 111 |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Sturmfahrt 111 Description: "This lightweight racer is stunning off the line and cannot be faulted on a track with its perfect set-up. The only fault would be the top end speed which is hindered by the sheer down-force the Porsche produces." to "You can't get more iconic than the Sturmfahrt, but image isn't everything. On the right track, this lightweight racer is competitive enough, but the triple one's top speed is seriously hindered by downforce. Nevertheless, this is a decent car for those who have moved up to Class B, although you're likely to abandon it as soon as you hit A Class." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Tsubasa Impressor Name: Subaru Impreza STI to Tsubasa Impressor |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Tsubasa Impressor Description: "This rally legend is more at home on the loose stuff compared to a track, making under-steer a major issue when on tarmac. Its pure grunt off the line compensates for this though, twinned with a gorgeous thundering burble from the boxer engine." to "Tsubasa's Impressor offers an outstanding alternative to the expensive Colina Tanprice for those heading to a dirt track. The Impressor beats the Tanprice in terms of speed and acceleration, but is let down by its relatively poor handling. Nevertheless, this car's status as a rally legend makes it more than competitive out in the mud." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Wington GGU Name: TVR Sagaris to Wington GGU |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Wington GGU Description: "This spitfire of the car world has raw mechanical grip round a track giving it balance and precision. Providing actual brakes that work would have been a nice touch, though." to "The Wington GGU is frustratingly close to being an excellent ride. If this car could brake as well as it handles, it'd be up there with the very best. The GGU's speed and control will take you far in the racing world, it's just that you won't be able to stop when you get there." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Weston Marlin 177 Name: Aston Martin One-77 to Weston Marlin 177 |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Weston Marlin 177 Description: "This prestigious thoroughbred impresses not only the lords and ladies of the manor but petrol-heads as well. Its 700bhp V12 engine propels this Aston to a staggering 220 mph. Handling such power takes training and practice, and for this reason most will find it twitchy round corners, especially powering out of the corner exit." to "The Weston Marlin brand may be the preserve of well-heeled international super-spies, but their build and design quality impresses petrol-heads too. The 177 model is considered a great alternative to the Veloria or Edomondo as a Class A starter car, but its 700bhp V12 engine means that practice is needed if you are to make the most of this car's ability around corners." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Echo R8 Name: Audi R8 to Echo R8 |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Echo R8 Description: "This precision all-rounder is the most practical car in its range, and is so easy to handle it will make any driver seem like a seasoned F1 professional. It's a shame it lacks any real top end speed." to "Echo's R8 model is a precision all-rounder whose handling can make any driver feel like a seasoned professional. This car may lack any real top end speed, but the R8's versatility often makes it the first choice for prospective racing champions when they line up at Stone Park." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Stormatti Casteon Name: Bugatti Veyron to Stormatti Casteon |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Stormatti Casteon Description: "This Goliath is the pinnacle of engineering perfection, the quad-turbocharged W16 propels this rocket 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and all the way on to 253mph! Although braking is immense with the huge air brake on the rear, judging distance to brake is somewhat warped by the incomprehensible speeds. Handling is much to be desired also with this car clocking mid table lap times for its class around a track regardless of its fighter jet straight line capabilities." to "Considered the pinnacle of engineering perfection, the Casteon's quad-turbocharged W16 engine is capable of 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and a top speed of 254mph, making it the fastest car in Torn City by some margin. But don't let its straight line speed fool you, as while this vehicle's gigantic rear air brake does a reasonable job of slowing it down, the Casteon's poor handling means it is far from unbeatable on the vast majority of tracks." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Lolo 458 Name: Ferrari 458 to Lolo 458 |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Lolo 458 Description: "This Italian Stallion is the best handling Ferrari to date. This is no surprise as the great Michael Schumacher worked closely with the development team to fine-tune this prancing horse. You would expect a bit more top end speed compared to others in its class; however, 202 mph shouldn't disappoint too many." to "The Lolo 458 isn't the best car overall for any given track, but its versatility and competitive stats make it a good option for your first Class A purchase nonetheless. Its 202 mph top speed won't set any records, but the 458's solid ratings for acceleration, braking, and handling should serve you well once you begin rubbing shoulders with the Class A elite." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Lambrini Torobravo Name: Lamborghini Gallardo to Lambrini Torobravo |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Lambrini Torobravo Description: "This show-boater is a hard beast to tame round the corners, but show it a straight line and all hell breaks loose going 0-60 in just 3.4 seconds. You need to be a good matador to tame this wild bull." to "Torn's racing community is undecided as to whether the Lambrini or the Veloria is the best choice for Uptown, with the former holding higher acceleration and braking, but its rival possessing a better top speed. The Lambrini is no slouch though, with its V10 engine capable of a top speed of 202mph." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Veloria LFA Name: Lexus LFA to Veloria LFA |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Veloria LFA Description: "This newcomer is the hard work of normally quite tame Lexus. It is a triumph of technology married to brute force, but its weight causes great inertia under braking even with its incredible brakes. Top speeds are post 200 mph and it will out-drag most of its class rivals, including its Japanese friend the GT-R." to "As you might expect from the luxury vehicle division of its parent brand Tabata, the Veloria LFA is capable of incredible top speeds on the straight. But while this car can out-drag most of its class rivals, the LFA's weight causes great intertia when stopping, in spite of its excellent braking system. The LFA is still considered one of the top Class A cars, however, and is capable of posting All Class records on the right track." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Mercia SLR Name: Mercedes SLR to Mercia SLR |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Mercia SLR Description: "This formula one-inspired poster pin-up boasts a maximum speed of 208 mph. Some find handling somewhat difficult, however, with all 617 horses screaming to be released at once." to "Mercia's SLR isn't a popular choice among Class A drivers, with its difficult handling meaning it tends to be saved for long ratio tracks such as Convict or Withdrawal. But if you can get this machine up and moving you'll be well out of sight on the straights, given that the SLR has the third-fastest top speed in Torn City." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Zaibatsu GT-R Name: Nissan GT-R to Zaibatsu GT-R |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Zaibatsu GT-R Description: "This Nissan is the ultimate toy for any boy, sporting every gadget you could dream of. It is second in its class at accelerating, with 0-60 coming up in just 3.3 seconds, but unlike competitors like the Veyron it does not compromise in the other areas. Sadly though, it does not break the 200 mph barrier, with factory spec peaking at a measly 192 mph." to "Zaibatsu's GT-R may have a reputation as the ultimate boy's toy, but this rapid racer is no mere plaything. Second only to the Casteon in terms of acceleration, the GT-R has top notch specs across the board, with its only downside being a limited top speed of 192mph." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Edomondo NSX Description: "Edomondo's NSX is often at the top of most drivers' list when they reach Class A, and is a must-have for those who consider themselves an elite racer. If you're looking to set records on a track that will test your car's handling and braking, the SNX has no equal, with this model finding its home on some of Torn's most testing tracks." to "Edomondo's NSX is often at the top of most drivers' list when they reach Class A, and is a must-have for those who consider themselves an elite racer. If you're looking to set records on a track that will test your car's handling and braking, the NSX has no equal, with this model finding its home on some of Torn's most testing tracks." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Trident Description: "As you might expect from a three wheeler, the Trident isn't much in terms of pace, and is actually the slowest car available in Torn City. That being said, this iconic car's handling isn't too bad for an E class vehicle - just don't go heavy on the brakes into a sharp turn, or you may topple over! " to "As you might expect from a three wheeler, the Trident isn't much in terms of pace, and is actually one of the slowest cars available in Torn City. That being said, this iconic car's handling isn't too bad for an E class vehicle - just don't go heavy on the brakes into a sharp turn, or you may topple over! " |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Nano Pioneer Description: "Nano drivers tend to fall into one of two categories. Either they're lifelong fans of this classic British brand, or they're too cheap to pay for gas. If you ever see the Nano Pioneer overtake you on the track you're in trouble, as this is by far the slowest car available in Torn City. But that's actually a bonus in some ways, as the Nano's 8 inch braking discs couldn't stop a snail if it were mooching." to "Nano drivers tend to fall into one of two categories. Either they're lifelong fans of this classic British brand, or they're too cheap to pay for gas. If you ever see the Nano Pioneer overtake you on the track you're in trouble, as this is one of the slowest cars available in Torn City. But that's actually a bonus in some ways, as the Nano's 8 inch braking discs couldn't stop a snail if it were mooching." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Papani Colé Description: "This rapid Renault has an astounding top speed thanks to a 16-valve engine, but with little torque it fails to get there in a hurry." to "Papani's Colé model is a great choice for Class E drivers who need pace over precision. This car's 16-valve engine may have little torque, but once it hits top speed you'll find others in its class will struggle to catch up, especially if you're down at the Docks or barrelling around the Speedway." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Bedford Racer Name: Vauxhall Corsa to Bedford Racer |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Bedford Racer Description: "This car's brakes are its major asset. Unfortunately, with its poor top speed, they're rarely used." to "A favorite among everyone's girlfriend during the early 2000's, the Bedford Racer is a safe little motor whose brakes are far and away its most impressive asset. Unfortunately, you'll rarely get a chance to test them, since this is one of the slowest cars in Class E, or in any class, for that matter." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Tabata RM2 Name: Toyota MR2 to Tabata RM2 |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Tabata RM2 Description: "This streamlined import has stunning top end speed but has miserable stopping power." to "Considered a must-have for those in Class D, the Japanese-made Tabata RM2 possesses a stunning amount of top-end speed - just make sure you leave yourself plenty of time to stop! This vehicle is a great Class D option on long tarmac tracks." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Edomondo NSX Name: Honda NSX to Edomondo NSX |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Edomondo NSX Description: "This underdog costs a fraction of the price of the other cars in its class, and its acceleration and top speed leave a bit to be desired. However, its handling and braking are hard to match, helping the NSX rate well on the lap time table for Class A." to "Edomondo's NSX is often at the top of most drivers' list when they reach Class A, and is a must-have for those who consider themselves an elite racer. If you're looking to set records on a track that will test your car's handling and braking, the SNX has no equal, with this model finding its home on some of Torn's most testing tracks." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Echo Quadrato Name: Audi TT Quattro to Echo Quadrato |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Echo Quadrato Description: "This sleek sports car is not only a hit with the ladies but can accelerate quicker than any in its class. It boasts a streamlined shape paired with a very clever Quattro system. European road laws ruin this car with a top speed limit of 155mph." to "Echo' Quadrato is a popular among both the ladies and the lads, as its streamlined exterior means it has no problem getting up to speed from a cold start. Sadly, European road laws mean this vehicle is limited when it comes to speed, hence why it tops out at a measly 155mph." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Bavaria M5 Name: BMW M5 to Bavaria M5 |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Bavaria M5 Description: "This rocket ship can reach a monumental top end speed once de-restricted. The fastest 4-door saloon of its type. Sadly, its immense power struggles to be transferred onto the road during the first couple of gears, slowing its acceleration." to "Class B racers whose budget can't stretch to a Colina Tanprice could do much worse than a Bavaria M5. The fastest 4-door saloon of its type, the M5 model has a top speed of 186mph, but it will take some time to get there due to its subpar acceleration ability." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Bavaria Z8 Name: BMW Z8 to Bavaria Z8 |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Bavaria Z8 Description: "This rear wheel drive "Beamer" does struggle for grip off the line but due to its poise and balance it is stable under braking making it very quick in the corners." to "The Bavaria Z8's rear wheel drive means it can often struggle for grip off the line, so if you're heading to a drag race you'll probably want something a little more reactive. But if you're taking this Class C car down a few windy roads, the Z8's poise and balance make this car stable under braking, giving you a crucial speed advantage on corners." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Chevalier CZ06 Name: Chevrolet Corvette Z06 to Chevalier CZ06 |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Chevalier CZ06 Description: "This car can power its way to a sky high top speed with its glorious 7 litre V8. Again, like most American cars it sadly does not handle particularly well." to "Like most American cars, Chevalier's CZ06 doesn't handle particularly well. But what it lacks in maneuverability it more than makes up for with a sky-high top speed thanks to its glorious 7 liter V8 engine. The CZ06 is one of the most popular options for Class C drivers as it is the fastest in its class." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Dart Rampager Name: Dodge Charger to Dart Rampager |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Dart Rampager Description: "This Dodge can reach breakneck speeds in a straight line, although satisfactory cornering is an expensive optional extra, as this beast turns into a good old American rodeo round the corners." to "An all-American icon, the Dart Rampager is as fast as it is chaotic, with this vehicle treating corners as a suggestion rather than a guide. You'll likely abandon the Dart once you've finished your time in Class B, but you can be sure that your ride to the top is an absolute gas." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Knight Firebrand Name: Pontiac Firebird to Knight Firebrand |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Knight Firebrand Description: "This American classic tends to under-steer severely in the corners and wallow round any intricate track. However, its impressive top speeds on the straights do a lot to compensate for weak cornering." to "Weak cornering caused by severe understeer means that the Knight Firebrand relies heavily on its straight line speed in order to remain competitive. In that respect, the Firebrand can tussle with the best cars Class C has to offer - just don't expect it to do well in a small, country village." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Volt GT Name: Ford GT40 to Volt GT |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Volt GT Description: "This Le Mans derived Ford handles like a racing car should but is slightly let down by its acceleration, especially when considering it is incredibly light for its class." to "Volt's GT model handles like a racing car should, but is slightly let down by its acceleration, despite its low weight. Nevertheless, this model is often unbeatable down at the Docks, and comes recommended as a versatile option for drivers who are new to Class A racing." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Invader H3 Name: Hummer H3 to Invader H3 |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Invader H3 Description: "This giant has stopping power twice the force of its rivals; its handling however is poor on tarmac due to soft off road suspension and high centre of gravity." to "This civilian version of a military favorite works fantastically on the dirt thanks to its superb braking ability, making it a fine, albeit slower Class C alternative to the Bavaria X5. You won't want to take this beast on the freeway, however, as not only is it highly unsuited to tarmac, you'll also look like a massive wally driving this through the city." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Echo S4 Name: Audi S4 to Echo S4 |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Echo S4 Description: "This 2.7 litre twin turbo Ferrari killer is extremely planted under braking into corners allowing a great exit speed once its turbos kick in, it does however bog down off the line due to the four wheel drive system when compared to others in its class." to "The Echo S4's superb braking ability allows it to really dig in on the corners, making for a great exit speed once the turbos kick in. The S4 won't win any awards for acceleration due to its limiting four wheel drive system, but it remains a staple in the garage of many great Class B drivers." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Edomondo IR Name: Honda Integra R to Edomondo IR |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Edomondo IR Description: "This import is described by many as the "closest you'll get to a race car out of factory" - due to its sharp and responsive handling." to "The IR model is slow for its class and suffers from braking issues, but the superior handling for which Edomondo is known makes this a decent option for those battling away in Class C. Widely regarded as one of the best front-wheel drive cars of all time, the IR is the closest you'll get to a race car from a factory model." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Edomondo ACD Name: Honda Accord to Edomondo ACD |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Edomondo ACD Description: "This car has a wide wheelbase, allowing for superb handling with stiff suspension springs preventing body roll. The car's weight, however, reduces its speed off the line." to "Edomondos are often blessed with great handling, and the ACD is no exception thanks to its wide wheelbase and stiff suspension springs. The car's weight is its biggest downfall, however, and this drags back the ACD's top speed to make it a mid-range option among Class D cars." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Edomondo Localé Name: Honda Civic to Edomondo Localé |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Edomondo Localé Description: "This import has a staggering top speed, but with non independent suspension it suffers from poor handling." to "The Edomondo Localé is popular among those new to racing due to its recommendation in Baldr's racing guide. In fact, so versatile is the Localé, that some drivers have been known to take it all the way from Class E to A, a strategy that allows them to save those precious racing points for future use." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Verpestung Insecta Name: Volkswagen Beetle to Verpestung Insecta |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Verpestung Insecta Description: "One of the few good things to come out of WWII, this "people's car" handles like it's on rails. It has a limited top speed of 155 mph due to German restrictions." to "Described as one of the few good things to come out of WWII, the Verpestung Insecta's limited top speed may put some consumers off this cheap and cheerful vehicle. But for Class D racers, the Insecta is a versatile motor whose handling allows it to compete with faster cars on short tarmac tracks full of sharp turns." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Chevalier CVR Name: Chevrolet Cavalier to Chevalier CVR |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Chevalier CVR Description: "The Chevy has a substantially larger 2,800cc engine than most in its class giving it a great top speed. However like most American cars it lacks the simple ability to corner." to "Like most American cars, the Chevalier CVR simply cannot take a corner, so you're limited as to what you can achieve with this vehicle. What you do get is a beast of an engine at 2,800cc, so don't be surprised if you see the CVR zipping past you midway through a Class D race, only to let you pass with ease on the inside." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Volt MNG Name: Ford Mustang to Volt MNG |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Volt MNG Description: "This American treasure has its place in most males' dream garage. The car boasts a stunning top speed, and once it's off the line it's unstoppable...literally unstoppable, as the brakes are sponges, no wonder Shelby had to make severe modifications for track racing!" to "Volt's MNG is an iconic car for one reason and one reason alone - it is literally unstoppable. Its combination of an extreme top speed and brakes made of sponge means you're just as likely to see the back of an ambulance as you are the chequered flag when driving this thing. Baldr's guide considers the MNG to be one of the best Class B cars around, but those in the Torn City hospital refer to their drivers as organ donors." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Trident Name: Reliant Robin to Trident |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Trident Description: "This three wheeled beauty can turn on a two pence piece with stunning handling. It comes under scrutiny however, under heavy braking where they have been known to topple over." to "As you might expect from a three wheeler, the Trident isn't much in terms of pace, and is actually the slowest car available in Torn City. That being said, this iconic car's handling isn't too bad for an E class vehicle - just don't go heavy on the brakes into a sharp turn, or you may topple over! " |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Oceania SS Name: Holden SS to Oceania SS |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Oceania SS Description: "This Aussie powerhouse reaches a breathtaking top speed. (If it ever gets there after leaving most of its tires on the starting line)." to "Pacy but poor out of the blocks is an apt description of the Oceania SS - but hey, it works for Usain Bolt! This Australian powerhouse comes recommended for class C tarmac races, but if you're approaching a corner you'd be advised to check your rear-view mirror, because nine times out of ten there will be someone on your shoulder." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Limoen Saxon Name: Citroen Saxo to Limoen Saxon |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Limoen Saxon Description: "The Saxo is quick off the line, but it struggles with top speed due to a small 1400cc engine." to "The Limoen Saxon is mightily quick off the line, and actually has the joint-best acceleration rating of any Class E car along with the Çagoutte 10-6. However, its small, 1,400cc engine means it will struggle in a straight line fight, and you'd be advised to abandon this vehicle the minute to enter Class D." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Nano Pioneer Name: Classic Mini to Nano Pioneer |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Nano Pioneer Description: "This British classic is a retro icon with sharp handling. With only small 8" discs on the front and drums on the back its braking isn't excellent." to "Nano drivers tend to fall into one of two categories. Either they're lifelong fans of this classic British brand, or they're too cheap to pay for gas. If you ever see the Nano Pioneer overtake you on the track you're in trouble, as this is by far the slowest car available in Torn City. But that's actually a bonus in some ways, as the Nano's 8 inch braking discs couldn't stop a snail if it were mooching." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Vita Bravo Name: Fiat Punto to Vita Bravo |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Vita Bravo Description: "The Fiat performs very well in the corners, but with only 80bhp it lacks top end speed." to "The Vita Bravo is a solid investment for Class E drivers as despite its relatively poor top end speed it remains competitive when pitted against Class D vehicles. And despite its low dirt rating, this car seems to do well on full or partial mud tracks, where the Bravo's superior handling often wins out." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Zaibatsu Macro Name: Nissan Micra to Zaibatsu Macro |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Zaibatsu Macro Description: "Unfortunately most of these are ex-driving school cars which have been curbed one too many times resulting in bad handling. Its braking, however, is brilliant." to "Most people only ever find themselves in the seat of a Zaibatsu Macro when they're taking their driving test, and with good reason. The Macro handling is abysmal, and this would be dangerous if it could ever reach anything beyond a mid-range top speed. That being said, the braking on these vehicles is absolutely first class, which is probably a good thing if you've got a GTA-addicted teenager in the driving seat. " |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Çagoutte 10-6 Name: Peugeot 106 to Çagoutte 10-6 |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Çagoutte 10-6 Description: "This French hot hatch is very popular in its class due to its rapid acceleration. Sadly, its brakes are poor, but they do stop the car. Eventually." to "This French hot hatch is popular in its class due to its rapid acceleration, and unlike the Limoen Saxon, this car has the pace to make use of it. If you're looking to purchase a Çagoutte 10-6, your best bet is to try the nearest wreck yard, or perhaps a large tree on a shaded corner, since this car's brakes appear to be made of cotton candy." |
July 30, 2024 |
Item updated: Papani Colé Name: Renault Clio to Papani Colé |
July 29, 2024 |
Honor updated: Constellations Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
July 27, 2024 |
Honor updated: Vengeance Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Beginner Description: Reach the rank of "Beginner" to Reach the rank of Beginner |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Inexperienced Description: Reach the rank of "Inexperienced" to Reach the rank of Inexperienced |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Rookie Description: Reach the rank of "Rookie" to Reach the rank of Rookie |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Novice Description: Reach the rank of "Novice" to Reach the rank of Novice |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Below Average Description: Reach the rank of "Below Average" to Reach the rank of Below Average |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Average Description: Reach the rank of "Average" to Reach the rank of Average |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Reasonable Description: Reach the rank of "Reasonable" to Reach the rank of Reasonable |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Above Average Description: Reach the rank of "Above Average" to Reach the rank of Above Average |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Competent Description: Reach the rank of "Competent" to Reach the rank of Competent |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Highly Competent Description: Reach the rank of "Highly Competent" to Reach the rank of Highly Competent |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Veteran Description: Reach the rank of "Veteran" to Reach the rank of Veteran |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Distinguished Description: Reach the rank of "Distinguished" to Reach the rank of Distinguished |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Highly Distinguished Description: Reach the rank of "Highly Distinguished" to Reach the rank of Highly Distinguished |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Professional Description: Reach the rank of "Professional" to Reach the rank of Professional |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Star Description: Reach the rank of "Star" to Reach the rank of Star |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Master Description: Reach the rank of "Master" to Reach the rank of Master |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Outstanding Description: Reach the rank of "Outstanding" to Reach the rank of Outstanding |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Celebrity Description: Reach the rank of "Celebrity" to Reach the rank of Celebrity |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Supreme Description: Reach the rank of "Supreme" to Reach the rank of Supreme |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Idolized Description: Reach the rank of "Idolized" to Reach the rank of Idolized |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Champion Description: Reach the rank of "Champion" to Reach the rank of Champion |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Heroic Description: Reach the rank of "Heroic" to Reach the rank of Heroic |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Legendary Description: Reach the rank of "Legendary" to Reach the rank of Legendary |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Elite Description: Reach the rank of "Elite" to Reach the rank of Elite |
July 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Invincible Description: Reach the rank of "Invincible" to Reach the rank of Invincible |
July 25, 2024 |
Honor updated: Awesome Description: Win while spinning the Wheel of Awesome to Won while spinning the Wheel of Awesome |
July 25, 2024 |
Honor updated: Lame Description: Win while spinning the Wheel of Lame to Won while spinning the Wheel of Lame |
July 25, 2024 |
Honor updated: Mediocre Description: Win while spinning the Wheel of Mediocrity to Won while spinning the Wheel of Mediocrity |
July 24, 2024 |
Honor updated: Breaking And Entering Rarity: Limited to Rare |
July 18, 2024 |
Honor updated: Crowd Teaser Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 18, 2024 |
Medal updated: Mock Manufacturer Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
July 17, 2024 |
Medal updated: Flawless Faction Member Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
July 14, 2024 |
Honor updated: Documented Success Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 10, 2024 |
Medal updated: Code Commando Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 8, 2024 |
Honor updated: Reinforced Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
July 6, 2024 |
Honor updated: Scorched Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 6, 2024 |
Honor updated: Cartridge Packer Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
July 5, 2024 |
Honor updated: Ecstatic Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 4, 2024 |
Honor updated: Cartridge Packer Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
July 1, 2024 |
Honor updated: Cartridge Packer Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
July 1, 2024 |
Medal updated: Gone In 60 Seconds Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
June 21, 2024 |
Medal updated: System Saboteur Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 18, 2024 |
Honor updated: Allure Rarity: Limited to Rare |
June 18, 2024 |
Medal updated: Shameless Shyster Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 17, 2024 |
Medal updated: Hoax Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
June 16, 2024 |
Medal updated: Safe Cracker Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
June 16, 2024 |
Medal updated: Impeccable Imitator Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 15, 2024 |
Honor updated: Boom! Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 13, 2024 |
Item updated: Soccer Ball Description: "Replica of the ball used in the 1930 World Cup final between Argentina and Uruguay." to "Named the Telstar, this iconic football was the official inflatable orb of the 1970 World Cup in Mexico. Consisting of 12 black pentagons and 20 white hexagons, the Telstar was designed to be more visible during black and white television broadcasts, even though hot pink and glitter would've stood out more. Nobody is quite sure why this football is so popular in Argentina, especially as 1970 was the only year they failed to qualify for the World Cup. One theory posits that the ball is often deflated and used as a makeshift toilet to disrespect the tournament's eventual winner and Argentina's hated neighbour, Brazil." |
June 13, 2024 |
Honor updated: Cryptographer Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 10, 2024 |
Medal updated: Famed Forger Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
June 9, 2024 |
Honor updated: Character Assassination Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 6, 2024 |
Honor updated: Pig Rustler Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 5, 2024 |
Honor updated: Devout Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
June 4, 2024 |
Item updated: Pink Mac-10 Type: Primary to Secondary |
June 4, 2024 |
Item updated: Skorpion Type: Primary to Secondary |
June 4, 2024 |
Item updated: TMP Type: Primary to Secondary |
June 4, 2024 |
Item updated: MP5k Type: Primary to Secondary |
June 4, 2024 |
Honor updated: Foot Soldier Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 4, 2024 |
Honor updated: Dissolving Agent Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 3, 2024 |
Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 2, 2024 |
Honor updated: Deadlock Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 2, 2024 |
Honor updated: Retail Therapy Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 2, 2024 |
Medal updated: Merciless Malefactor Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
May 29, 2024 |
Honor updated: Trash Bandit Rarity: Rare to Limited |
May 28, 2024 |
Medal updated: Data Dynamo Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
May 26, 2024 |
Medal updated: Drug Runner Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
May 22, 2024 |
Medal updated: Baron Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
May 21, 2024 |
Medal updated: Heinous Henchman Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
May 20, 2024 |
Medal updated: Meticulous Maker Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
May 19, 2024 |
Medal updated: Level Ninety Rarity: Rare to Limited |
May 18, 2024 |
Medal updated: Faux Fabricator Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
May 15, 2024 |
Honor updated: Smokin' Barrels Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
May 15, 2024 |
Medal updated: Looting Luminary Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
May 6, 2024 |
Item updated: Helmet of Justice Type: Clothing to Collectible |
May 5, 2024 |
Honor updated: Maimed Rarity: Rare to Limited |
May 4, 2024 |
Honor updated: Hands Solo Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
May 4, 2024 |
Honor updated: Breaking and Entering Rarity: Rare to Limited |
May 3, 2024 |
Honor updated: Collector Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
May 2, 2024 |
Item updated: Doll's Head Name: Evil Doll to Doll's Head |
May 2, 2024 |
Item updated: Doll's Head Description: "Replica doll of the Evil Female Admin known as Wynn. Believed to be responsible for lost stats, site lag, mass kicks on IRC and random deletions." to "A doll's head owned by the Evil Female Admin known as Wynn. Believed to be responsible for lost stats, site lag, mass kicks on IRC, and random deletions." |
May 2, 2024 |
Honor updated: Documented Success Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
May 1, 2024 |
Medal updated: Byte Boss Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
April 23, 2024 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : A+ Description: "A blood bag filled with type AB+ blood. Only compatible with recipients in group AB+. This rare type is found in just 3.4% of the population, a figure that closely matches the percentage of annual boat deaths caused by people pissing over the side." to "A blood bag filled with type A+ blood. Compatible with recipients in group A+ and AB+. Approximately 35.7% of people have this blood type, which is roughly equivalent to the proportion of your home's daily water use consumed by your toilet." |
April 23, 2024 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : AB+ Description: "A blood bag filled with type AB+ blood. Only compatible with recipients in group AB+." to "A blood bag filled with type AB+ blood. Only compatible with recipients in group AB+. This rare type is found in just 3.4% of the population, a figure that closely matches the percentage of annual boat deaths caused by people pissing over the side." |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : A+ Description: "A blood bag filled with type A+ blood. Compatible with recipients in group A+ and AB+." to "A blood bag filled with type AB+ blood. Only compatible with recipients in group AB+. This rare type is found in just 3.4% of the population, a figure that closely matches the percentage of annual boat deaths caused by people pissing over the side." |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : A- Description: "A blood bag filled with type A- blood. Compatible with recipients in groups A-, A+, AB- and AB+." to "A blood bag filled with type A- blood. Compatible with recipients in groups A-, A+, AB- and AB+. About 6.3% of the world's population shares this blood type, closely matching the percentage of children worldwide who are engaged in child labor." |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : B+ Description: "A blood bag filled with type B+ blood. Compatible with recipients in group B+ and AB+." to "A blood bag filled with type B+ blood. Compatible with recipients in group B+ and AB+. 8.5% of human beings contain this type of blood, and this directly correlates with the number of solitaire games that are said to be unwinnable." |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : B- Description: "A blood bag filled with type B- blood. Compatible with recipients in groups B-, B+, AB- and AB+." to "A blood bag filled with type B- blood. Compatible with recipients in groups B-, B+, AB- and AB+. The percentage of people with B- blood is 1.5%, which is also the reported accuracy level for the statistics posted in these blood bag item descriptions." |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : AB- Description: "A blood bag filled with type AB- blood. Compatible with recipients in group AB- and AB+." to "A blood bag filled with type AB- blood. Compatible with recipients in group AB- and AB+. This rare blood type is found in just 0.6% of the population, a percentage that also represents the estimated proportion of people who hold a world record" |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : O+ Description: "A blood bag filled with type O+ blood. Compatible with recipients in groups O+, A+, B+ and AB+." to "A blood bag filled with type O+ blood. Compatible with recipients in groups O+, A+, B+ and AB+. 37.4% of all blood is O+, and this is close to the percentage of pet owners who don't sleep in bed with their pets." |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : O- Description: "A blood bag filled with type O- blood. Compatible with recipients in any blood group." to "A blood bag filled with type O- blood. Compatible with recipients in any blood group. Only 6.6% of humans possess this blood type, which is about the same as the proportion of people who believe in witchcraft." |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: Blood Bag : Irradiated Description: "A blood bag filled with irradiated blood. This should be destroyed at an appropriate disposal facility." to "A blood bag filled with irradiated blood. This glow-in-the-dark blood type is found in 100% of people who have just held their thumb up to judge the proximity of a mushroom cloud. " |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: Morphine Description: "A shot of morphine to kill your pain, and shorten your hospital stay." to "Known on the street as Miss Emma, Morphine is a potent opiate painkiller whose addictive qualities are less than ladylike. With one shot, you'll be taken on a high-speed trip to your happy place, a pleasant destination where your leg is in one piece and your face is no longer mangled beyond repair." |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: First Aid Kit Description: "Use this first aid kit to bind your wounds and shorten your hospital stay." to "This comprehensive collection of medical necessities contains everything you need to treat burns, blood loss, and broken bones. Whether you're bleeding out on the battlefield or you've slipped in the bath and sat on a shampoo bottle, you'll be back on your feet in moments." |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: Small First Aid Kit Description: "This kit will stop you bleeding on your clothes and will shorten your hospital stay by a small amount." to "A small medical kit containing bandages, gauze, and antiseptic wipes. There's not enough in here to put someone's guts back in, but you'll have no problem patching up a minor flesh-wound or a nasty boo-boo on your knee." |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: Can of Munster Description: "Wake up to a roaring monster. Provides a moderate energy increase when consumed." to "Guaranteed to turn your insides a monstrous shade of green, Munster is the only energy drink certified as a propellant by the Torn City Aviation Authority." |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: Can of Red Cow Description: "Red cows are rare, only after years of the cows eating the right mix of red roses and tulips can you produce this high protein milk. Provides a large energy increase when consumed." to "Bolstered by cow placenta extract, Red Cow's special blend of herbs and hormones is so toxic you'll need four stomachs just to digest it." |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: Can of Taurine Elite Description: "With its 250mg of caffeine per can, this drink is illegal in many countries worldwide. Provides a very large energy increase when consumed." to "Taurine Elite is a high-strength energy drink targeted toward those who need 48 hours in every day and have scant regard for their physical well-being, hence its popular slogan, "You'll really feel your kidneys!"" |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: Can of Santa Shooters Description: "A shot of Santa is sure to boost your energy. Provides a moderate energy increase when consumed." to "Fizzy, festive, and fatal to those with heart conditions, Santa Shooters will have you rockin' around the Christmas tree until your tendons snap." |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: Can of Rockstar Rudolph Description: "A can of this will keep you Rockin' around the Christmas tree all day! Provides a large energy increase when consumed." to "Ever wonder why Rudolph's nose glows red? He's addicted to cocaine, which is coincidentally the primary ingredient in Rockstar Rudolph alongside ground-up Caribou pelvis." |
April 21, 2024 |
Item updated: Can of X-MASS Description: "X-MASS! Giving you the MASS you need this Christmas. Provides a very large energy increase when consumed." to "The favored tipple of big, bulking bodybuilders, X-MASS's side effects include a deepened voice, swollen testicles, and beard growth—and that's just the women!" |
April 19, 2024 |
Honor updated: Assembly Line Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
April 16, 2024 |
Medal updated: Devious Delinquent Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
April 14, 2024 |
Medal updated: Expert Exploiter Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
April 14, 2024 |
Medal updated: Legendary Rarity: Rare to Limited |
April 11, 2024 |
Item updated: Xanax Description: "Increases one's energy." to "Xanax in Torn City is very different to your typical pharmacy-bought Alprazolam, with its sedative effects giving way to an explosion of relentless energy. Researchers speculate that this phenomenon is rooted in the drug's ability to boost adenosine triphosphate production within neural cells, supercharging the brain into an overclocked state capable of firing neurons like a machine-gun. However it works, Torn Xanax is the grease that oils the gears of war, elevating a soldier to a state of aggressive frenzy that would make a Nazi Stormtrooper look like a slowpoke sissy." |
April 11, 2024 |
Item updated: Cannabis Description: "Said to improve one's concentration and nerve." to "This ain't your garden variety bud, no sir. Torn's Cannabis is so strong it'll melt the anxiety from your bones and dribble it out your ass. After a couple of puffs, you'll feel a special kind of relaxed that rids you of all fear, rendering you capable of some seriously heinous acts. Burgle a home? Why not. Pickpocket an old lady? Sounds fun! Dismember and dispose of a corpse you say? That's just a walk in the park, quite literally." |
April 11, 2024 |
Item updated: Ecstasy Description: "Improves one's happiness." to "Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal stinky wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale. No, this is a song about being happy. That's right, it's the happy, happy, joy, joy, song. Happy, happy, joy, joy. Happy, happy, joy, joy. Happy, happy, joy, joy. Happy, happy, joy, joy. Happy, happy, joy, joy. Happy, happy, joy, joy. Happy, happy, joy, joy, joy." |
April 11, 2024 |
Item updated: Ketamine Description: "Raises one's defense temporarily, resulting in lower strength and speed." to "Originally deployed as a surgical anaesthetic during the Vietnam War, Ketamine is also popular among recreational drug users due to its capacity to induce dissociative sensations and hallucinations. However, in Torn City, you'll find its users in the foxhole rather than a k-hole, with ket used to numb the body against incoming attacks. Because everyone knows that if you can't feel it, it didn't happen!" |
April 11, 2024 |
Item updated: LSD Description: "Increases one's energy, nerve and happiness." to "Wanna get mad stupid? Drop a tab of acid and let fate control your body as your mind takes a trip to dreamland. While your consciousness is pre-occupied with the effects of this potent psychedelic, your physical form will be hit by a maelstrom of effects, rendering you strong yet slow, braced and bumbling. And once the surge of pleasure and enthusiasm has washed away, you may find yourself standing over what's left of your opponent's pulped human face." |
April 11, 2024 |
Item updated: Opium Description: "Said to relieve a large amount of pain." to "Prescribed for a range of ailments from diarrhea and psychosis through to menstrual pain and bronchitis, Opium is a reliable reliever of pain, consequence, and reality. Fortified by this timeless drug, your opponent's blows will feel naught more than tiny mouse breaths upon your body. And should you still find yourself laid up in the hospital, this medical marvel will see you right as rain in no time." |
April 11, 2024 |
Item updated: PCP Description: "Momentarily improves one's strength and dexterity." to "If you've ever been beaten to a pulp by a wide-eyed, grinning maniac, chances are they were hepped up on angel dust. PCP can turn even the most serene wallflower into a psychotic force of nature, imbibing users with the strength of an ox and the dexterity of an ox's effeminate young cousin who left his mining town to join the ballet. Essentially, this drug gives you all the physical benefits of being severely mentally challenged but without the obvious downsides." |
April 11, 2024 |
Item updated: Shrooms Description: "Said to increase one's happiness at the cost of some energy." to "Have you ever found a blank sheet of paper absolutely fascinating? You soon will with a little help from a dose of Shrooms. These fantasy-inducing fungi tap into the brain's serotonin receptors to flood your gray matter with happy chemicals, transforming the mundane into magical in mere moments. Many people report feeling a little tired after taking psilocybin mushrooms, but don't worry, because the tap-dancing gorilla at the end of your bed will cuddle you to sleep." |
April 11, 2024 |
Item updated: Speed Description: "Increases speed for a short period, but lowers dexterity at the same time." to "Speed does exactly what it says on the tin, making your hands move so fast your opponent will think they're having a stroke. But don't get too cocky, because while you're busy trying to land a hit, your clouded mind leaves you open to a counterattack. Sacrificing dexterity for velocity, you'll be equal parts swift and vulnerable, like a premature baby on rocket skates." |
April 11, 2024 |
Item updated: Vicodin Description: "Temporarily passively increases all statistics while attacking or defending by 25%." to "Vicodin is a powerful pain medication which is frequently abused by those looking to gain an edge in battle. The drug's ability to inhibit the body's pain perception allows users to perform physical feats at a higher level than before, while also making them a wee bit giddy. However, while Vicodin's effect on your strength, speed, defense, and dexterity is temporary, its damage to your liver is anything but." |
April 11, 2024 |
Honor updated: Zero Liability Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
April 11, 2024 |
Medal updated: Artificial Artisan Rarity: Rare to Limited |
April 6, 2024 |
Honor updated: Hands Solo Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
April 5, 2024 |
Honor updated: Tekkers Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
April 3, 2024 |
Honor updated: Pocketeer Rarity: Rare to Limited |
April 2, 2024 |
Item updated: Perceptron : Calibrator Type: Electronic to Other |
April 2, 2024 |
Medal updated: Impressive Imposter Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Jemmy Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Wheelbarrow Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Shovel Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Simple Virus Type: Virus to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Polymorphic Virus Type: Virus to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Tunneling Virus Type: Virus to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Armored Virus Type: Virus to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Stealth Virus Type: Virus to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Coat Hanger Type: Other to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Firewalk Virus Type: Virus to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Handkerchief Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Candle Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Blank DVDs Type: Electronic to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Blank DVDs : 50 Type: Electronic to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Ladder Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Wire Cutters Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Dong : Thomas Type: Plushie to Collectible |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Dong : Greg Type: Plushie to Collectible |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Dong : Effy Type: Plushie to Collectible |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Dong : Holly Type: Plushie to Collectible |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Dong : Jeremy Type: Plushie to Collectible |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Credit Card Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Cell Phone Type: Electronic to Other |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spy Camera Type: Electronic to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Cloning Device Type: Electronic to Other |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Card Skimmer Type: Electronic to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Rope Type: Special to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Window Breaker Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Lockpicks Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Skeleton Key Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Bleach Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Lye Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Scissors Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Clippers Type: Electronic to Other |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Bond Paper Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Remote Detonator Type: Electronic to Other |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Crockpot Type: Electronic to Other |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Typewriter Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Inkwell Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Hydrochloric Acid Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Anchor Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Brass Ingot Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Paper Towels Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Scalp Massager Type: Electronic to Other |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Permanent Marker Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Toner Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: eCPU Type: Electronic to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: CPU Type: Electronic to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: HPCPU Type: Electronic to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Computer Fan Type: Electronic to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Water Block Type: Electronic to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Heat Sink Type: Electronic to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: PSU Type: Electronic to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Embosser Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Hot Foil Stamper Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Sewing Kit Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Crucible Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Glue Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Crushed Enamel Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Blowtorch Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Adhesive Plastic Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Cardstock Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Printer Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Graver Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Perforator Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Fountain Pen Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Drill Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Wax Seal Stamp Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Bonded Latex Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Grinding Stone Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Polishing Pad Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Double Cut File Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Medical Bill Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Certificate Seal Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Aluminum Plate Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Police Badge Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Printing Paper Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Blank Tokens Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: PVC Cards Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Empty Box Type: Other to Special |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Birthday Wrapping Paper Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Generic Wrapping Paper Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Christmas Wrapping Paper Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Gold Laptop Type: Electronic to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Platinum PDA Type: Electronic to Enhancer |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Box of Tissues Type: Other to Special |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: RS232 Cable Type: Electronic to Other |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Vanity Hand Mirror Type: Other to Special |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Glow Stick Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Snow Globe '09 Type: Other to Collectible |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Dancing Santa Claus '09 Type: Other to Collectible |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Zombie Brain Type: Other to Collectible |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Human Head Type: Other to Collectible |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Medal of Honor Type: Other to Collectible |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Deputy Star Type: Other to Collectible |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Fruitcake Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Rusty Dog Tag Type: Other to Collectible |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Gold Nugget Type: Other to Collectible |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Piece of Cake '13 Type: Other to Collectible |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Birthday Cake '14 Type: Other to Collectible |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Lump of Coal Type: Other to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Cake Frosting Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Lock Picking Kit Type: Other to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Special Fruitcake Type: Other to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Metal Detector Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Cemetery Key Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spray Paint : Black Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spray Paint : Red Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spray Paint : Pink Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spray Paint : Purple Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spray Paint : Blue Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spray Paint : Green Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spray Paint : White Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spray Paint : Orange Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Insurance Policy Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Bank Statement Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Car Battery Type: Electronic to Other |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Torn City Times Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Headphones Type: Electronic to Other |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Mix CD Type: Electronic to Other |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Lost and Found Office Key Type: Special to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Pack of Music CDs Type: Electronic to Other |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: DVD Player Type: Electronic to Other |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: MP3 Player Type: Electronic to Special |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: CD Player Type: Electronic to Special |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Blank DVDs : 100 Type: Electronic to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Hard Drive Type: Electronic to Other |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Personal Computer Type: Electronic to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Microwave Type: Electronic to Other |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Television Type: Electronic to Special |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Game Console Type: Electronic to Special |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Xbox Type: Electronic to Special |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Xbox 360 Type: Electronic to Special |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Laptop Type: Electronic to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Bolt Cutters Type: Other to Tool |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Gasoline Type: Other to Material |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spray Paint : Black Name: Spray Can : Black to Spray Paint : Black |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spray Paint : Red Name: Spray Can : Red to Spray Paint : Red |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spray Paint : Pink Name: Spray Can : Pink to Spray Paint : Pink |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spray Paint : Purple Name: Spray Can : Purple to Spray Paint : Purple |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spray Paint : Blue Name: Spray Can : Blue to Spray Paint : Blue |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spray Paint : Green Name: Spray Can : Green to Spray Paint : Green |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spray Paint : White Name: Spray Can : White to Spray Paint : White |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Spray Paint : Orange Name: Spray Can : Orange to Spray Paint : Orange |
April 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Gasoline Name: Gas Can to Gasoline |
March 31, 2024 |
Medal updated: Reckless Renovator Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
March 31, 2024 |
Medal updated: Malware Mogul Rarity: Rare to Limited |
March 30, 2024 |
Honor updated: Key to the City Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
March 29, 2024 |
Item updated: Piece of Cake '13 Name: Piece of Cake to Piece of Cake '13 |
March 29, 2024 |
Honor updated: Documented Success Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
March 28, 2024 |
Honor updated: Cryptographer Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
March 27, 2024 |
Item updated: ATM Master Key Type: Other to Tool |
March 27, 2024 |
Item updated: RF Detector Type: Other to Tool |
March 27, 2024 |
Item updated: Identification Badge Type: Other to Tool |
March 27, 2024 |
Item updated: Lanyard Type: Other to Material |
March 27, 2024 |
Item updated: DSLR Camera Type: Other to Tool |
March 27, 2024 |
Honor updated: King PIN Rarity: Rare to Limited |
March 27, 2024 |
Medal updated: Masterful Miscreant Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
March 27, 2024 |
Medal updated: Clandestine Collaborator Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
March 26, 2024 |
Honor updated: The Stabbist Rarity: Common to Very Common |
March 24, 2024 |
Medal updated: Pwned in the Face Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
March 23, 2024 |
Medal updated: Mimicking Maestro Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
March 20, 2024 |
Medal updated: Turtle Rarity: Rare to Limited |
March 19, 2024 |
Item updated: Blank DVDs Name: Blank DVDs : 250 to Blank DVDs |
March 17, 2024 |
Honor updated: Notorious Rarity: Rare to Limited |
March 17, 2024 |
Honor updated: Assembly Line Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
March 15, 2024 |
Item added: DSLR Camera Description: |
March 15, 2024 |
Item added: RF Detector Description: |
March 15, 2024 |
Item added: Identification Badge Description: |
March 15, 2024 |
Item added: Lanyard Description: |
March 15, 2024 |
Item added: ATM Master Key Description: |
March 14, 2024 |
Item updated: Blowtorch Description: "This refillable butane blowtorch is versatile enough to be used in the kitchen, at the workshop, or in your secret torture chamber beneath the laundrette on the east side of town. Its controllable nozzle allows the user to alter the size and intensity of the flame. Making crème brulée? A medium flame with pinpoint precision is preferred. Burning the hair from someone's scalp? You'll want to go with a wide nozzle on low so you can really take your time to enjoy the smell." to "This disposable butane blowtorch is versatile enough to be used in the kitchen, at the workshop, or in your secret torture chamber beneath the laundrette on the east side of town. Its controllable nozzle allows the user to alter the size and intensity of the flame. Making crème brulée? A medium flame with pinpoint precision is preferred. Burning the hair from someone's scalp? You'll want to go with a wide nozzle on low so you can really take your time to enjoy the smell." |
March 13, 2024 |
Honor updated: Assembly Line Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
March 12, 2024 |
Honor updated: Assembly Line Description: Have ten projects in a state of cooldown at the same time in Forgery to Have ten of the same project in a state of cooldown at the same time in Forgery |
March 12, 2024 |
Item updated: Magnifying Glass Type: Other to Enhancer |
March 12, 2024 |
Item updated: Police Badge Type: Other to Special |
March 12, 2024 |
Item updated: PVC Cards Name: Blank PVC Cards to PVC Cards |
March 12, 2024 |
Item updated: PVC Cards Description: "" to "A stack of high-quality Polyvinyl Chloride (PVC) cards, each with a printable surface ready to be customized to your needs. Whether you're looking to forge a driver's license or create a membership card for The Torn City Society of Fieldmice, this durable and flexible material will ensure that your design looks authentic even if you've just printed it off at home!" |
March 12, 2024 |
Item updated: Blank PVC Cards Name: Blank Credit Cards to Blank PVC Cards |
March 12, 2024 |
Item updated: Blank PVC Cards Description: "Blank credit cards without any data on them." to "" |
March 12, 2024 |
Honor added: Documented Success Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Forgery |
March 12, 2024 |
Honor added: Assembly Line Description: Have ten projects in a state of cooldown at the same time in Forgery |
March 12, 2024 |
Item updated: Adhesive Plastic Description: "A 3 meter roll of adhesive plastic film. This product can be used to protect textbooks, mount photographs, and take all the hair off one arm without the need for expensive hair removal creams. If you need to make something durable, official-looking, or resistant to moisture, slap a layer of sticky back plastic over the top." to "A roll of one hundred adhesive plastic film sheets. This product can be used to protect textbooks, mount photographs, and take all the hair off one arm without the need for expensive hair removal creams. If you need to make something durable, official-looking, or resistant to moisture, slap a layer of sticky back plastic over the top." |
March 9, 2024 |
Item updated: Scissors Type: Other to Special |
March 9, 2024 |
Item updated: Typewriter Type: Other to Special |
March 9, 2024 |
Item updated: Permanent Marker Type: Other to Special |
March 9, 2024 |
Item updated: Embosser Type: Other to Special |
March 9, 2024 |
Item updated: Hot Foil Stamper Type: Electronic to Special |
March 9, 2024 |
Item updated: Sewing Kit Type: Other to Special |
March 9, 2024 |
Item updated: Crucible Type: Other to Special |
March 9, 2024 |
Item updated: Printer Type: Electronic to Special |
March 9, 2024 |
Item updated: Graver Type: Other to Special |
March 9, 2024 |
Item updated: Perforator Type: Other to Special |
March 9, 2024 |
Item updated: Fountain Pen Type: Other to Special |
March 9, 2024 |
Item updated: Drill Type: Other to Special |
March 9, 2024 |
Item updated: Wax Seal Stamp Type: Other to Special |
March 9, 2024 |
Item updated: Grinding Stone Type: Other to Special |
March 9, 2024 |
Item updated: Polishing Pad Type: Other to Special |
March 3, 2024 |
Medal updated: Highly Competent Rarity: Common to Very Common |
March 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Parking Permit Description: "" to "This parking permit permits you to park wherever parking is permitted by permit. You may not park in non-permitted areas, regardless of whether you own this permit or not - such things are simply not permitted." |
March 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Birth Certificate Description: "" to "A birth certificate is the lowest qualification a human being can possess, confirming your existence by virtue of its own. This particular birth certificate contains the details of a father, mother, and child who in all likelihood are dead or never existed in the first place. As such, the owner's identity is now yours to steal - use it wisely." |
March 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Diploma Description: "" to "By framing this diploma and placing it on your wall, you inform others that you are both educated and wallowing in extreme amounts of debt. The exception to this is when said diploma consists of a qualification in performing arts or business studies, as these courses confer no useful skills or knowledge upon the student." |
March 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Bank Check Description: "" to "The Torn City Bank offers a generous interest rate for those willing to invest their cash with the institution. However, a more profitable investment can be found in the form of forged bank checks like these, which grant the bearer a one-time withdrawal from the account holder's funds. Repeated use of these checks in person is known to have resulted in arrests, beatings, and the occasional torture session, so discretion is advised." |
March 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Concert Ticket Description: "" to "This concert ticket allows the holder access to one of the hottest concerts in Torn City. Before long, you'll be standing in a sea of sweaty, selfie-taking assholes as you struggle to get a glimpse of the stage. And once the show has finished, why not purchase some of that high-priced, low-quality merchandise! $400 for a t-shirt made in an infant sweatshop? Yes please!" |
March 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Travel Visa Description: "" to "A document granting the bearer permission to enter, leave, or stay for a specified period of time in a foreign country. Not all countries require visas to pass through their borders, but they are becoming increasingly popular among nations ran by nutters. " |
March 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Passport Description: "" to "A passport serves as certification of the holder's identity and citizenship, entitling them to travel under the issuing nation's protection to and from foreign countries. Queen Elizabeth II was famously one of the only people in the world who did not require a passport for international travel, and she needs one even less now that she's dead. Please note, this item description must be updated when Her Majesty rises from the grave on the 6th of February, 2052." |
March 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Prescription Description: "" to "Prescriptions serve as a formal declaration of a patient's healthcare program, mostly consisting of drugs and their dosages, drawn up by a physician or other qualified health care practitioner. The most interesting part of a prescription is the field that says "Sex," next to which it is tradition to write "Yes please" in order to demonstrate that you are of sound mind and virility." |
March 1, 2024 |
Item updated: Magnifying Glass Description: "" to "Capable of harnessing the power of the sun to destroy insects, a magnifying glass can also be used to make small things look bigger. Such acts of sorcery are possible due to the object's convex lens, which is capable of bending light to its whim. This bending of light, known as refraction, results in the appearance of an enlarged image when viewed through the lens, making the object look closer or bigger than it actually is. Placing one magnifying glass over a reversed magnifying glass is known to have fractured the fabric of space-time on at least twelve occasions." |
March 1, 2024 |
Item updated: License Plate Description: "" to "License plates serve as a source of identification for vehicles, displaying a row of letters and numbers unique to that vehicle. As of 2024, the world's most expensive license plate was P7, bought in Dubai for $15 million. In Torn, the record stands at $8 million for the license E3TMYA55." |
February 29, 2024 |
Medal updated: Network Ninja Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
February 27, 2024 |
Honor updated: Surplus Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
February 22, 2024 |
Honor updated: Tornication Rarity: Very Common to Common |
February 22, 2024 |
Medal updated: Troublesome Trickster Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
February 20, 2024 |
Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
February 20, 2024 |
Medal updated: Champion Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
February 19, 2024 |
Medal updated: Clandestine Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
February 17, 2024 |
Honor updated: Cryptographer Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
February 16, 2024 |
Medal updated: Veteran Villain Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
February 16, 2024 |
Medal updated: Lucrative Larcenist Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
February 15, 2024 |
Honor updated: Character Assassination Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
February 15, 2024 |
Honor updated: Tornication Rarity: Common to Very Common |
February 15, 2024 |
Medal updated: Online Outlaw Rarity: Rare to Limited |
February 12, 2024 |
Honor updated: Crowd Teaser Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
February 11, 2024 |
Honor updated: Box Office Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
February 11, 2024 |
Medal updated: Phishing Phenom Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
February 9, 2024 |
Medal updated: Grievous Goon Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
January 31, 2024 |
Medal updated: Booster Rarity: Limited to Rare |
January 29, 2024 |
Honor updated: Trash Bandit Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
January 24, 2024 |
Item updated: Kabuki Mask Description: "Used in traditional Japanese theatre productions, this beautiful mask can serve as a reminder of your recent trip to Tokyo." to "Used in traditional Japanese theater productions, this beautiful mask can serve as a reminder of your recent trip to Tokyo." |
January 24, 2024 |
Honor updated: Cryptographer Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
January 24, 2024 |
Medal updated: Code Commando Rarity: Rare to Limited |
January 24, 2024 |
Medal updated: Gone In 300 Seconds Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
January 20, 2024 |
Medal updated: Virtual Virtuoso Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
January 20, 2024 |
Medal updated: Novice Slim Jim Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
January 19, 2024 |
Honor updated: Bare Rarity: Rare to Limited |
January 18, 2024 |
Honor updated: Bare Rarity: Limited to Rare |
January 16, 2024 |
Item updated: Ipecac Syrup Description: "" to "Rollercoasters, spinning in circles, a bad gyro from Kebabish Palace, the only takeout in town with a negative hygiene rating. There are many things that can make a person vomit, but none so convenient as Ipecac Syrup. Extracted from the root of the Carapichea ipecacuanha plant, this swift acting emetic is guaranteed to tempt your lunch back up your gullet within seconds. Watch in nauseous amazement as beans, soup, and precious bolognese magically reappear before your eyes and down your shirt with a just quick swig of syrup of ipecac." |
January 16, 2024 |
Honor updated: Bare Rarity: Rare to Limited |
January 15, 2024 |
Honor updated: Dissolving Agent Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
January 8, 2024 |
Medal updated: Faux Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
January 7, 2024 |
Medal updated: Radical Rebel Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
January 5, 2024 |
Honor updated: Character Assassination Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
January 5, 2024 |
Medal updated: Tech Tinkerer Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
January 5, 2024 |
Medal updated: Backdoor Baron Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
January 5, 2024 |
Medal updated: Invisible Intruder Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
January 5, 2024 |
Medal updated: Prolific Plunderer Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
January 3, 2024 |
Item updated: Blacklight Description: "The blacklight is designed specifically for identifying suspicious fluids that might have otherwise been missed by the naked eye. This device has really seen some things - it may need therapy before long." to "Ampheromine's much-used blacklight is designed specifically for identifying suspicious fluids that might have otherwise been missed by the naked eye. This device has really seen some things - it may need therapy before long." |
January 3, 2024 |
Honor updated: Clotted Description: Suffer from an acute hemolytic reaction, or be immune to it to Hospitalize yourself by using the wrong blood bag or drinking some Ipecac Syrup. |
January 3, 2024 |
Medal updated: Resolute Rogue Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
January 3, 2024 |
Medal updated: Intrepid Intermediary Rarity: Rare to Limited |
January 2, 2024 |
Honor updated: Civil Offence Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
January 1, 2024 |
Honor updated: Pocketeer Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
December 30, 2023 |
Honor updated: Trash Bandit Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
December 30, 2023 |
Honor updated: Online Entrepreneur Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
December 30, 2023 |
Medal updated: Resourceful Replicator Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
December 30, 2023 |
Medal updated: Outstanding Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
December 29, 2023 |
Honor updated: Let Us Spray Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
December 29, 2023 |
Honor updated: Character Assassination Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
December 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Digital Desperado Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
December 27, 2023 |
Honor updated: Breaking and Entering Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
December 27, 2023 |
Medal updated: Nefarious Nihilist Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
December 26, 2023 |
Medal updated: Parody Rarity: Limited to Rare |
December 26, 2023 |
Medal updated: Urban Upsetter Rarity: Rare to Limited |
December 25, 2023 |
Item added: Origami Crane Description: A beautiful origami crane. It is said that anyone who should fold one thousand cranes will be granted one wish from the Gods. |
December 25, 2023 |
Honor updated: Transfusion Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
December 25, 2023 |
Medal updated: Murky Middleman Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
December 25, 2023 |
Medal updated: Web Wizard Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
December 25, 2023 |
Item updated: Toy Taco Truck Description: "A near exact scale replica of the truck that Hoy uses to deliver tacos to those he dislikes the least. No tacos included. " to "It's never too early to learn the tastiest craft of this generation. A near exact replica of the truck that Hoy uses to serve tacos to those he dislikes the least is the perfect gift for all of your loved ones looking to get into the art of the taco. Tacos sold separately." |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Royal Tiara Description: "The Royal Tiara, a type of diadem, was designed with the enemies of the wearer in mind. One look and it will make dem die of jealousy. Be careful, it's sharp just like it's owner (muse?), PrincessJulie." to "The Royal Tiara, a type of diadem, was designed with the enemies of the wearer in mind. One look and it will make dem die of jealousy. Be careful, it's sharp just like its muse, PrincessJulie. " |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Rhino’s Horn Description: "Outshine all the other party goers and attract everyone's attention in Rhino's wearable horn. Diamond encrusted with a titanium base, it's a real classy piece, and sure to be the best addition you could ever make to your wardrobe." to "Outshine the other partygoers and capture everyone's attention with Rhino's wearable horn. Encrusted with diamonds and featuring a titanium base, it's a real classy piece, and makes for a stylish addition to any wardrobe." |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Welding Jacket Description: "" to "Made of leather and flame-resistant cotton, this jacket is often seen being worn by Hornz to block the heat, either from welding, or disgruntled cheater's attempts at getting him fired." |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Iron Man Helmet Description: "" to "Powered by an arc reactor, this iconic headpiece made from nanotech not only features the latest weapon technology but is also equipped with the worlds most advanced AI system "C.H.E.D" - Computerized Humanoid for Everyday Demands. Harness the essence of heroism with this pinnacle of technological innovation. Don the helmet, and embrace the power of the armored avenger!" |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Chemistry Set Description: "" to "This chemistry set unlocks the mysteries of the world, offering fun for ages 3 and up. It's similar to the set Grif used in his attempt to create a 'cure for stupid.' Unfortunately, this cure had minimal effect on Torn's citizens, who seemed immune to its effects. To this day, they continue to troll the forums and complain about Torn infringing on their rights." |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Glitter Pickle Description: "" to "The harbinger of the new admin panel, known as the glitter pickle, is the perfect example of what happens when you solicit user feedback for planned features. Two perfectly decent ideas, a juicy dill pickle and a handful of festive glitter, have been combined to create something that is less than the sum of its parts. Wrap your mouth around it, what's the worst that could happen?" |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Chakra Stones Description: "" to "This set of Chakra Stones comes in its own drawstring bag complete with a handy chart in case you need help deciding where to aim. If you see Shindig approaching while nonchalantly swinging this pouch, you can surely expect to have your third eye opened soon." |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Toy Taco Truck Name: to Toy Taco Truck |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Toy Taco Truck Description: "" to "A near exact scale replica of the truck that Hoy uses to deliver tacos to those he dislikes the least. No tacos included. " |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Blacklight Name: to Blacklight |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Blacklight Description: "" to "The blacklight is designed specifically for identifying suspicious fluids that might have otherwise been missed by the naked eye. This device has really seen some things - it may need therapy before long." |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Robot Bug Toys Name: to Robot Bug Toys |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Robot Bug Toys Description: "" to "If anything is to catch CloudJumper's attention outside of bug-collecting hours it has got to be his bug toys. Available in many colors and motifs, CJ has been known to race them for hours on end, testing for errors in their programming." |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Master of The Universe Name: to Master of The Universe |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Master of The Universe Description: "" to "A crystal orb fit for a ruler of galaxies. This legendary artifact is said to hold the secrets of the cosmos. Rumor has it that those who gander upon it shall attain the mastery of graphic design, summoning divine inspiration with each gaze into its otherworldly depths. Others speculate that it was the very consumption of the 'forbidden orb juice' which left Nyx [2236278] with a now unique blue pigmentation, distinguishing them from regular Tornizens." |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Dilly the Dachshund Name: to Dilly the Dachshund |
December 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Dilly the Dachshund Description: "" to "Don't underestimate this little sausage - with a stare that could rival a mean girl's, Dilly knows how to leave an impression. Kelsie may be the helpful one in this city, but Dilly is the top dog. Her powerful stare means business. Be warned, Dilly's judgmental gaze spares no one, and earning her favor is a rare feat. May the odds be ever in your favor." |
December 24, 2023 |
Item added: Cuticorn Description: This Cuticorn spreads positivity and love around Torn. Because in a world where you can be anything, why not be kind. |
December 24, 2023 |
Item added: Davy Jones' Footlocker Description: Consigned to the bottom of the briny deep, Davy Jones' footlocker is said to contain the treasures of sailors lost at sea. Dead men tell no tales, but a WaywardSquid might be persuaded to share scuttlebutt on the mysterious contents within when plied with ale and pieces of eight. |
December 24, 2023 |
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December 24, 2023 |
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December 24, 2023 |
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December 24, 2023 |
Item added: Chakra Stones Description: |
December 24, 2023 |
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December 24, 2023 |
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December 24, 2023 |
Honor updated: Pig Rustler Rarity: Rare to Limited |
December 23, 2023 |
Honor updated: Trash Bandit Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
December 23, 2023 |
Honor updated: Transfusion Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
December 22, 2023 |
Honor updated: Transfusion Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
December 20, 2023 |
Item updated: Turkey Head '23 Description: "" to "The turkey's native habitat is North America, and not, as you might expect, the Anatolian, continent-straddling republic of the same name. Originally a feature of the American Thanksgiving celebration, the consumption of a turkey at Christmas was popularized by Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol," in which Michael Caine makes Kermit the Frog beg for scraps to feed his dying child. Why not commemorate this wholesome yuletide tale by sporting this rubber recreation of the turkey, the planet's driest white meat since Mitch Hedberg." |
December 20, 2023 |
Item updated: Rudolph's Nose Name: Rudolph Nose to Rudolph's Nose |
December 20, 2023 |
Item updated: Yorkshire Pudding Description: "Made from a simple batter of flour, eggs, and milk or water, the Yorkshire Pudding is a staple of the British Sunday Roast™. When poured into a mold and baked in a hot oven, the batter rises and transforms into a light, crisp, golden brown puff that can be filled with gravy, mashed potato, meat, or preferably all three. The recipe for this iconic item originated in a recipe book called “The Whole Duty of a Woman,” which was published in 1737. In this book, the Yorkshire Pudding was referred to as a “dripping pudding,” a term which is now used as a pejorative for any northern Englishman who wears a coat in wintertime." to "Made from a simple batter of flour, eggs, and milk or water, the Yorkshire Pudding is a staple of the British Sunday Roast™. When poured into a mold and baked in a hot oven, the batter rises and transforms into a light, crisp, golden brown puff that can be filled with gravy, mashed potato, meat, or preferably all three. The recipe for this iconic item originated in a recipe book called "The Whole Duty of a Woman," which was published in 1737. In this book, the Yorkshire Pudding was referred to as a "dripping pudding," a term which is now used as a pejorative for any northern Englishman who wears a coat in wintertime." |
December 20, 2023 |
Item updated: Yorkshire Pudding Description: "" to "Made from a simple batter of flour, eggs, and milk or water, the Yorkshire Pudding is a staple of the British Sunday Roast™. When poured into a mold and baked in a hot oven, the batter rises and transforms into a light, crisp, golden brown puff that can be filled with gravy, mashed potato, meat, or preferably all three. The recipe for this iconic item originated in a recipe book called “The Whole Duty of a Woman,” which was published in 1737. In this book, the Yorkshire Pudding was referred to as a “dripping pudding,” a term which is now used as a pejorative for any northern Englishman who wears a coat in wintertime." |
December 20, 2023 |
Item updated: Rudolph Nose Description: "" to "As a calf, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was teased mercilessly by the other reindeer for his bright red nose. Had this tale been real and Rudolph were born today, these actions would likely have resulted in old maroon-conk returning to reindeer school one frosty morning with a loaded AR-15. As it happens, the tale is merely fictional, and to celebrate Rudolph's triumph over bullying, we present you with this respectful recreation of his glowing iconic hooter. These wearable rubber noses are made from repurposed ball gags, with each one cleaned to a reasonable degree." |
December 20, 2023 |
Item updated: Reindeer Antlers Description: "" to "Harvested from the body of a live reindeer, the unethically sourced nature of these antlers will ensure that the wearer lands a spot right at the top of Santa's naughty list. Granted, a reindeer's antlers do grow back after being removed, so to preserve the immoral status of this product, each caribou is slapped in the face shortly after de-antleration has occurred." |
December 20, 2023 |
Item updated: Turkey Head '23 Name: Turkey Head to Turkey Head '23 |
December 20, 2023 |
Item updated: Rudolph Nose Name: Reindeer Nose to Rudolph Nose |
December 19, 2023 |
Item added: Chemistry Set Description: |
December 19, 2023 |
Item added: Glitter Pickle Description: |
December 19, 2023 |
Item added: Turkey Head Description: |
December 19, 2023 |
Item added: Reindeer Nose Description: |
December 19, 2023 |
Item added: Reindeer Antlers Description: |
December 19, 2023 |
Item added: Yorkshire Pudding Description: |
December 19, 2023 |
Item added: Ipecac Syrup Description: |
December 19, 2023 |
Honor updated: Cryptographer Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Disposal to Achieve a skill level of 100 in Cracking |
December 19, 2023 |
Honor updated: Cryptographer Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Cracking to Achieve a skill level of 100 in Disposal |
December 19, 2023 |
Honor added: Cryptographer Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Disposal |
December 19, 2023 |
Honor added: Character Assassination Description: Successfully guess 250 password characters in Cracking |
December 19, 2023 |
Honor updated: Dissolving Agent Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
December 17, 2023 |
Item updated: Dog Treats Type: Other to Collectible |
December 17, 2023 |
Item updated: Net Type: Other to Collectible |
December 15, 2023 |
Honor updated: Radaway Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
December 15, 2023 |
Honor updated: King PIN Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
December 15, 2023 |
Honor updated: Dissolving Agent Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
December 14, 2023 |
Honor updated: Retail Therapy Rarity: Rare to Limited |
December 13, 2023 |
Item updated: eCPU Description: "The ultra-efficient eCPU is very much like an afternoon at grandma's house or a typical British summer - there's no chance of things getting hot. This type of processor is your best bet if you're looking for a low-power, low-heat build. An eCPU-focused rig might not register a particularly high MIP rate, but nor will it turn your apartment into an oven while it's running." to "The ultra-efficient eCPU is very much like an afternoon at grandma's house or a typical British summer - there's no chance of things getting hot. This type of processor is your best bet if you're looking for a low-power, low-heat build. An eCPU-focused rig might not register a particularly high MIPS rate, but nor will it turn your apartment into an oven while it's running." |
December 10, 2023 |
Medal updated: Emphatic Emulator Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
December 7, 2023 |
Medal updated: Capo Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
December 5, 2023 |
Medal updated: Swanky Swindler Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
December 4, 2023 |
Medal updated: Level Seventy Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
December 3, 2023 |
Honor updated: Lead Salad Rarity: Rare to Limited |
December 3, 2023 |
Medal updated: Underworld Upstart Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
November 30, 2023 |
Medal updated: Menacing Misfit Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
November 29, 2023 |
Item updated: eCPU Description: "" to "The ultra-efficient eCPU is very much like an afternoon at grandma's house or a typical British summer - there's no chance of things getting hot. This type of processor is your best bet if you're looking for a low-power, low-heat build. An eCPU-focused rig might not register a particularly high MIP rate, but nor will it turn your apartment into an oven while it's running." |
November 29, 2023 |
Honor updated: Phantastic Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
November 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Bold Burglar Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
November 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Pay Dirt Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
November 27, 2023 |
Honor updated: Party Animal Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
November 27, 2023 |
Medal updated: Ph34r3d1337 Hacker Rarity: Limited to Rare |
November 26, 2023 |
Honor updated: Tekkers Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
November 22, 2023 |
Item updated: Rope Type: Other to Special |
November 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Relentless Reprobate Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
November 21, 2023 |
Honor added: Trash Bandit Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Disposal |
November 21, 2023 |
Honor added: Dissolving Agent Description: Dissolve a Dead Body in Acid |
November 21, 2023 |
Item updated: Latex Gloves Type: Clothing to Enhancer |
November 21, 2023 |
Item updated: Handkerchief Type: Other to Special |
November 21, 2023 |
Item updated: Rope Type: Special to Other |
November 21, 2023 |
Item updated: Wheelbarrow Type: Other to Special |
November 21, 2023 |
Item updated: Shovel Type: Other to Special |
November 21, 2023 |
Item updated: Double Cut File Type: Other to Special |
November 21, 2023 |
Honor updated: Notorious Description: Achieve 100% notoriety at all stores at the same time in Shoplifting to Achieve 100% notoriety at all stores at the same time |
November 21, 2023 |
Medal updated: Drug Pusher Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
November 20, 2023 |
Honor updated: Crowd Teaser Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
November 17, 2023 |
Medal updated: Infernal Instigator Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
November 16, 2023 |
Item added: Net Description: |
November 16, 2023 |
Item added: Dog Treats Description: |
November 15, 2023 |
Honor updated: Fresh Blud Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
November 15, 2023 |
Honor updated: Pocketeer Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
November 15, 2023 |
Medal updated: Level Fifty Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
November 14, 2023 |
Honor updated: Half Way There Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
November 13, 2023 |
Honor updated: Historian Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
November 13, 2023 |
Medal updated: Counterfeit Crafter Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
November 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Disposable Mask Name: Medical Mask to Disposable Mask |
November 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Disposable Mask Description: "Demonstrate to the world what a kind, considerate, and courteous citizen you are by proudly wearing this Medical Mask over your mouth and nose. Wearing a face covering marks you out as a pillar of society, and lets others know that you are willing to temporarily breathe in some of your own breath to avoid killing your grandmother." to "Demonstrate to the world what a kind, considerate, and courteous citizen you are by proudly wearing this Disposable Mask over your mouth and nose. Wearing a face covering marks you out as a pillar of society, and lets others know that you are willing to temporarily breathe in some of your own breath to avoid killing your grandmother." |
November 10, 2023 |
Medal updated: Data Dynamo Rarity: Rare to Limited |
November 10, 2023 |
Medal updated: Malicious Maverick Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
November 8, 2023 |
Item updated: Evil Winnie Mask '23 Description: "Known to prefer the taste of spinal cord fluid over fresh honey, this evil variant of the beloved Winnie-the-Pooh is a far cry from A.A. Milne's original creation. A character described as "stuffed with fluff" is now filled with insatiable hatred. The bear's soft, golden fur has been replaced with a wet, fleshy-like material that closely resembles human skin. And his iconic red shirt is now white, albeit stained red having been soaked with the blood of his playmates, a grim reminder of Eyeore and Piglet's horrible demise. Oh bother, indeed." to "Known to prefer the taste of spinal cord fluid over fresh honey, this evil variant of the beloved Winnie-the-Pooh is a far cry from A.A. Milne's original creation. A character described as "stuffed with fluff" is now filled with insatiable hatred. The bear's soft, golden fur has been replaced with a wet, fleshy-like material that closely resembles human skin. And his iconic red shirt is now white, albeit stained red having been soaked with the blood of his playmates, a grim reminder of Eeyore's horrible demise. Oh bother, indeed." |
November 6, 2023 |
Honor updated: Pig Rustler Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
November 6, 2023 |
Honor updated: Key to the City Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
November 5, 2023 |
Medal updated: Polished Perpetrator Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
November 5, 2023 |
Medal updated: Covert Copier Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
November 4, 2023 |
Honor updated: Crowd Teaser Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
November 3, 2023 |
Medal updated: Villainous Vandal Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
November 3, 2023 |
Medal updated: Bogus Buccaneer Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
November 1, 2023 |
Honor updated: Phantastic Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
November 1, 2023 |
Honor updated: Breaking and Entering Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
November 1, 2023 |
Honor updated: Tekkers Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
October 31, 2023 |
Honor added: Crowd Teaser Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Hustling |
October 31, 2023 |
Honor added: Tekkers Description: Achieve maximum technique in all four Hustling confidence tricks |
October 31, 2023 |
Item updated: Evil Winnie Mask '23 Description: "" to "Known to prefer the taste of spinal cord fluid over fresh honey, this evil variant of the beloved Winnie-the-Pooh is a far cry from A.A. Milne's original creation. A character described as "stuffed with fluff" is now filled with insatiable hatred. The bear's soft, golden fur has been replaced with a wet, fleshy-like material that closely resembles human skin. And his iconic red shirt is now white, albeit stained red having been soaked with the blood of his playmates, a grim reminder of Eyeore and Piglet's horrible demise. Oh bother, indeed." |
October 31, 2023 |
Honor updated: You've Got Some Nerve Rarity: Rare to Limited |
October 31, 2023 |
Medal updated: Rampant Robber Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
October 31, 2023 |
Medal updated: Scheming Scammer Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
October 31, 2023 |
Medal updated: Level One Hundred Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
October 30, 2023 |
Honor updated: Spoiled Rotten Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
October 29, 2023 |
Honor updated: The Whole Nine Yards Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
October 29, 2023 |
Honor updated: To The Limit Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
October 28, 2023 |
Item added: Evil Winnie Mask '23 Description: |
October 28, 2023 |
Medal updated: Double Emerald Anniversary Rarity: Very Common to Common |
October 27, 2023 |
Medal updated: Gone in 45 Seconds Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
October 23, 2023 |
Honor updated: Pocketeer Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
October 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Dynamic Destructor Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
October 21, 2023 |
Item updated: Bonded Latex Description: "Bonded latex is a flexible and adaptable material that is made by fusing several layers of latex together under high heat and pressure. This is not too dissimilar to the way in which a toasted cheese sandwich is made, but that is there where the comparisons end. Bonded latex sheets can be used to upholster furniture, make yoga mats, and provide comfort and reassurance to adult bed-wetters." to "Bonded latex is a flexible and adaptable material that is made by fusing several layers of latex together under high heat and pressure. This is not too dissimilar to the way in which a toasted cheese sandwich is made, but that's where the comparisons end. Bonded latex sheets can be used to upholster furniture, make yoga mats, and provide comfort and reassurance to adult bed-wetters." |
October 19, 2023 |
Item updated: Vanguard Boots Description: "Elite athleticism meets tactical engineering in the design for the Vanguard Boot. Developed in collaboration with top sprinters and soccer players, this footwear adapts to the wearer’s gait to deliver supreme orthotic support that amplifies agility and protects against sprains. Their thick yet lightweight sole provides phenomenal levels of traction when running or turning. And the boot’s breathable yet durable upper ensures that the feet remain comfortable and shielded from environmental hazards." to "Elite athleticism meets tactical engineering in the design of the Vanguard Boots. Developed in collaboration with top sprinters and soccer players, this footwear adapts to the wearer's gait to deliver supreme orthotic support that amplifies agility and protects against sprains. Their thick yet lightweight sole provides phenomenal levels of traction when running or turning. And the boot's breathable yet durable upper ensures that the feet remain comfortable and shielded from environmental hazards." |
October 19, 2023 |
Item updated: Vanguard Gloves Description: "" to "Precision and protection are the hallmarks of the Vanguard Gloves, meticulously engineered to bolster digital dexterity without impinging on the wearer's marksmanship abilities. Featuring a thickened outer shell to protect the dorsum and appendages, these gloves retain a tactile, flexible palm to ensure the seamless handling of both firearms and melee weapons." |
October 19, 2023 |
Item updated: Vanguard Respirator Description: "" to "The Vanguard headpiece's sleek ergonomic design balances maximum protection with minimal weight. Its wide angle visor facilitates rapid target identification with its expanded field of view. To counter chemical assaults, the integrated tactical respirator efficiently neutralizes pepper spray and tear gas, safeguarding the wearer from airborne adversaries." |
October 19, 2023 |
Item updated: Vanguard Body Description: "" to "Built with dexterity in mind, the Vanguard body's cutting-edge bracing system amplifies the soldier's natural agility, granting them the increased fluidity of motion that often proves crucial during close-quarter combat situations. An outer layer of Spectra Shield composite material serves as protection against ballistic threats while helping to maintain a feather-light profile." |
October 19, 2023 |
Item updated: Vanguard Pants Description: "" to "The Vanguard Pants use adaptive, state-of-the-art braces to augment the wearer's inherent dexterity and take it to new levels. This underlying supportive structure enables combatants to perform complex movements quicker and with reduced risk of joint and ligament damage. Strategically placed padding sits beneath a thin layer of Spectra Shield fabric to ensure further protection from unexpected encounters with gunfire or the ground." |
October 19, 2023 |
Item updated: Vanguard Boots Description: "" to "Elite athleticism meets tactical engineering in the design for the Vanguard Boot. Developed in collaboration with top sprinters and soccer players, this footwear adapts to the wearer’s gait to deliver supreme orthotic support that amplifies agility and protects against sprains. Their thick yet lightweight sole provides phenomenal levels of traction when running or turning. And the boot’s breathable yet durable upper ensures that the feet remain comfortable and shielded from environmental hazards." |
October 18, 2023 |
Medal updated: Elite Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
October 17, 2023 |
Medal updated: Sordid Sinner Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
October 14, 2023 |
Item updated: Vanguard Respirator Name: Vanguard Rebreather to Vanguard Respirator |
October 13, 2023 |
Item updated: Megaphone Description: "" to "A megaphone can be used to raise your voice to a higher decibel level to help you to communicate effectively over distance or noise. Also known as Bullhorns, these devices are useful when coordinating groups, making announcements, leading events or protests, and ensuring vital information is heard clearly during emergencies or public gatherings. This particular megaphone has two loudness settings: American, and off." |
October 13, 2023 |
Item updated: Office Chair Description: "" to "When the modern trend for standing desks dies out, coders and call handlers beg for forgiveness from the humble office chair. Welcoming your buttocks like a pair of old friends, this ergonomically designed piece of furniture provides comfort, reassurance, and support during those long lonely days staring at a screen. Twenty years from now you'll be barely able to walk, but the memories of this chair's gentle embrace will persist long after your spine gives out." |
October 13, 2023 |
Honor updated: Retail Therapy Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
October 13, 2023 |
Honor updated: King PIN Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
October 13, 2023 |
Honor updated: Pig Rustler Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
October 13, 2023 |
Honor updated: Party Animal Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
October 12, 2023 |
Item added: Vanguard Gloves Description: |
October 12, 2023 |
Item added: Office Chair Description: |
October 12, 2023 |
Item added: Vanguard Rebreather Description: |
October 12, 2023 |
Item added: Vanguard Body Description: |
October 12, 2023 |
Item added: Vanguard Pants Description: |
October 12, 2023 |
Item added: Vanguard Boots Description: |
October 12, 2023 |
Item added: Megaphone Description: |
October 12, 2023 |
Honor updated: Going Postal Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
October 12, 2023 |
Honor updated: Zero Liability Rarity: Rare to Limited |
October 12, 2023 |
Medal updated: Duplicitous Designer Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
October 11, 2023 |
Honor updated: Pig Rustler Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
October 10, 2023 |
Honor added: Pig Rustler Description: Pickpocket a police officer's badge |
October 10, 2023 |
Honor added: Pocketeer Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Pickpocketing |
October 9, 2023 |
Item updated: CPU Description: "" to "A Central Processing Unit is a microchip, typically silicon-based, that acts as the primary processing component of a computer. Consisting of millions and sometimes billions of transistors, the CPU is often referred to as the brain of a computer. This makes you wonder which part is the anus. Probably the cooling fan." |
October 9, 2023 |
Item updated: HPCPU Description: "" to "Moore's law is the observation that the number of transistors in an integrated circuit (IC) doubles about every two years. This high-performance chip follows that trend by improving on the millions and billions of transistors integrated into a typical CPU by an order of squillions. When running at full capacity, this HPCPU gets hot enough to cook an egg - albeit a really tiny one from like a midget bird or something." |
October 9, 2023 |
Item updated: Computer Fan Description: "" to "Known as the anus of the PC, the computer fan is a mechanical device used to draw air away from the components within. A brief inspection of your own computer fan will almost certainly reveal a thick layer of dust that has built up over months or possibly years, depending how gross you are. This dust can be consumed to produce a special "coughing" effect." |
October 9, 2023 |
Item updated: Water Block Description: "" to "Made from copper or aluminum, a water block consists of a metal cube which contains numerous internal channels filled with coolant. When placed next to high-temperature components, a water block can help to improve computer performance by absorbing heat and distributing it elsewhere. This is in stark contrast to laptops, which simply redistribute heat from within the system to your thighs and groin. " |
October 9, 2023 |
Item updated: Heat Sink Description: "" to "A heat sink is a passive cooling component that uses material conductivity to draw heat away from CPUs, GPUs, and C3POs. Made from high thermal conductive metals like copper or aluminum, the heat sink must be placed directly next to said components in order to work effectively. In 2005, a Chinese factory worker named Bingbàng Rén fell into a vat of heat sinks and promptly froze to death." |
October 9, 2023 |
Item updated: PSU Description: "" to "Power Supply Units convert mains electrical power into direct current in order to power a computer's internal components such as the motherboard, hard drive, or those green glowing lights on the outside that make you feel like you're in the Matrix. Disconnection of the PSU is a crucial step in troubleshooting the vast majority of computer issues, as doing so allows you to begin the time-tested procedure known as "turning it off and on again."" |
October 9, 2023 |
Item updated: Police Badge Description: "" to "A Police Officer's badge acts as a symbol of their authority alongside their uniform, sidearm, and hostile demeanor toward minorities. The badges assigned to the Torn City Police Department are made of brass. Easily bent and tarnished, Torn's police officers are often seen chewing on their badges during periods of downtime." |
October 9, 2023 |
Item updated: Collectible Cache Description: "" to "This cache contains one of hundreds of collectible items, including those that have been made for staff in order to make up for the fact that they have to deal with Torn's citizens on a daily basis. Contents may include all sorts of colorful and random items, from a WarPaint Kit or Case of Whiskey through to a Black Unicorn or a... Leukaemia Teddy Bear? Jesus Christ." |
October 7, 2023 |
Medal updated: Notorious Nabber Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
October 7, 2023 |
Medal updated: Meticulous Maker Rarity: Rare to Limited |
October 5, 2023 |
Medal updated: Stealthy Stealer Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
October 5, 2023 |
Medal updated: Imposter Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
October 4, 2023 |
Honor updated: Key to the City Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
October 3, 2023 |
Item updated: Wrench Type: Melee to Temporary |
October 3, 2023 |
Item updated: Taser Type: Melee to Secondary |
October 3, 2023 |
Medal updated: Geek Speak Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
October 2, 2023 |
Medal updated: Nefarious Nihilist Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
October 2, 2023 |
Medal updated: Hardworking Heavy Rarity: Rare to Limited |
October 1, 2023 |
Honor updated: Breaking and Entering Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
October 1, 2023 |
Medal updated: Conniving Culprit Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
September 28, 2023 |
Item updated: Igniter Cord Description: "This reel of igniter cord can be used to ensure that you're a safe distance away from controlled explosions, allowing you to retain your limbs, eardrums, and the top layer of your skin. The cord works by transmitting a controlled flame down its center at a consistent and predictable speed. Whether you're destroying a building or obliterating a human corpse, don't skim on the cord if you want to walk away." to "This reel of igniter cord can be used to ensure that you're a safe distance away from controlled explosions, allowing you to retain your limbs, eardrums, and the top layer of your skin. The cord works by transmitting a controlled flame down its center at a consistent and predictable speed. Whether you're destroying a building or obliterating a human corpse, don't skimp on the cord if you want to walk away." |
September 28, 2023 |
Medal updated: Decisive Defacer Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
September 27, 2023 |
Item updated: Ammonia Description: "Ammonia is a caustic, alkaline substance whose pungent odor reminds many of their grandparents' agonizing final moments. A compound of hydrogen and nitrogen, ammonia has various industrial and domestic applications. This particular bottle contains 500ml of liquid ammonia, which is enough to make roughly fifteen horrible cocktails." to "Ammonia is a caustic, alkaline substance whose pungent odor reminds many of their grandparents' agonizing final moments. A compound of hydrogen and nitrogen, ammonia has various industrial and domestic applications. This particular bottle contains 500ml of diluted ammonia, which is enough to make roughly fifteen horrible cocktails." |
September 25, 2023 |
Item updated: Green Ornament Type: Other to Collectible |
September 25, 2023 |
Item updated: Purple Ornament Type: Other to Collectible |
September 25, 2023 |
Item updated: Blue Ornament Type: Other to Collectible |
September 25, 2023 |
Item updated: Purple Bell Type: Other to Collectible |
September 25, 2023 |
Item updated: Admin Portrait '09 Type: Other to Collectible |
September 25, 2023 |
Item updated: Staff Haxx Button Type: Other to Collectible |
September 25, 2023 |
Item updated: Nothing Type: Other to Collectible |
September 24, 2023 |
Medal updated: Brazen Booster Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
September 21, 2023 |
Honor updated: King PIN Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
September 21, 2023 |
Medal updated: Radical Rebel Rarity: Rare to Limited |
September 21, 2023 |
Medal updated: Lawless Liaison Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
September 20, 2023 |
Medal updated: Urban Upsetter Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
September 19, 2023 |
Honor updated: Let Us Spray Rarity: Rare to Limited |
September 19, 2023 |
Honor updated: Zero Liability Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
September 19, 2023 |
Medal updated: Digital Duplicator Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
September 18, 2023 |
Honor updated: Supremacy Description: Finish the Elimination competition within the top 5% of attacking players in your team to Finish the Elimination competition within the top 5% of attacks |
September 17, 2023 |
Medal updated: Professional Joy Rider Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
September 17, 2023 |
Medal updated: Reckless Renovator Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
September 17, 2023 |
Medal updated: Blackhearted Bluffer Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
September 15, 2023 |
Medal updated: Despicable Deviant Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
September 14, 2023 |
Medal updated: Infernal Instigator Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
September 13, 2023 |
Item updated: Box of Chocolate Bars Description: "A box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed." to "A box of chocolate bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed." |
September 13, 2023 |
Item updated: Big Box of Chocolate Bars Description: "A very large box of Mars bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed." to "A very large box of chocolate bars. Provides a small happiness increase when consumed." |
September 13, 2023 |
Item updated: Grenade Description: "A small hand-held bomb. Pull the pin, count to three, then throw it at your enemy." to "A small fragmentation grenade. Pull the pin, count to three, then throw it at your enemy." |
September 13, 2023 |
Item updated: HEG Description: "A fragmentation grenade used to shock and stun the enemy and cause casualties up to a maximum of 190 metres from the point of burst." to "A high-explosive grenade used to cause casualties up to a maximum of 190 meters from the point of burst." |
September 12, 2023 |
Honor added: Breaking and Entering Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Burglary |
September 12, 2023 |
Honor added: Key to the City Description: Successfully burgle all 34 areas |
September 12, 2023 |
Medal updated: Sneaky Snatcher Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Remote Detonator Description: "Without a detonator, a reel of igniter cord is nothing but a load of expensive string on the end of a spicy candle. But when these items are combined, the ability to destroy things at a distance is within your grasp. This detonator device consists of a black box with a huge red button. It really couldn't be any simpler!" to "Without a detonator, a bomb is nothing but a load of spicy candles. But when you team one up with a remote detonator, the ability to destroy things at a distance is within your grasp. There's no need for a long reel of suspicious igniter cord with this remote detonator, which itself consists of a box with a huge red button. It really couldn't be any simpler to blow up faraway shit! " |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Parking Permit Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Birth Certificate Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Diploma Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Polishing Pad Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Bank Check Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Double Cut File Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Concert Ticket Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Travel Visa Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Passport Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Medical Bill Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Prescription Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Magnifying Glass Type: Enhancer to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Certificate Seal Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Aluminum Plate Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: License Plate Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Police Badge Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Graver Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Perforator Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Fountain Pen Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Drill Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Wax Seal Stamp Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Bonded Latex Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Grinding Stone Type: Collectible to Other |
September 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Remote Detonator Name: Detonator to Remote Detonator |
September 11, 2023 |
Honor updated: Box Office Rarity: Rare to Limited |
September 11, 2023 |
Medal updated: Renegade Rascal Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Graver Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Perforator Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Fountain Pen Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Drill Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Wax Seal Stamp Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Bonded Latex Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Grinding Stone Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Parking Permit Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Birth Certificate Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Diploma Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Polishing Pad Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Bank Check Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Double Cut File Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Concert Ticket Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Travel Visa Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Passport Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Medical Bill Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Prescription Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Certificate Seal Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Aluminum Plate Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: License Plate Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Item updated: Police Badge Type: Other to Collectible |
September 10, 2023 |
Medal updated: Beginner Assassin Rarity: Limited to Rare |
September 9, 2023 |
Item updated: Green Ornament Type: Collectible to Other |
September 9, 2023 |
Item updated: Purple Ornament Type: Collectible to Other |
September 9, 2023 |
Item updated: Blue Ornament Type: Collectible to Other |
September 9, 2023 |
Item updated: Purple Bell Type: Collectible to Other |
September 9, 2023 |
Item updated: Snow Globe '09 Type: Collectible to Other |
September 9, 2023 |
Item updated: Dancing Santa Claus '09 Type: Collectible to Other |
September 9, 2023 |
Item updated: Admin Portrait '09 Type: Collectible to Other |
September 9, 2023 |
Honor updated: Zero Liability Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
September 8, 2023 |
Item updated: Green Ornament Type: Other to Collectible |
September 8, 2023 |
Item updated: Purple Ornament Type: Other to Collectible |
September 8, 2023 |
Item updated: Blue Ornament Type: Other to Collectible |
September 8, 2023 |
Item updated: Purple Bell Type: Other to Collectible |
September 8, 2023 |
Item updated: Snow Globe '09 Type: Other to Collectible |
September 8, 2023 |
Item updated: Dancing Santa Claus '09 Type: Other to Collectible |
September 8, 2023 |
Item updated: Admin Portrait '09 Type: Other to Collectible |
September 8, 2023 |
Medal updated: Menacing Misfit Rarity: Rare to Limited |
September 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Bone Saw Type: Other to Melee |
September 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Cattle Prod Type: Other to Melee |
September 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Six-Pack of Alcohol Name: Six-pack of Alcohol to Six-Pack of Alcohol |
September 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Six-Pack of Energy Drink Name: Six-pack of Energy Drink to Six-Pack of Energy Drink |
September 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Flashlight Description: "This particular flashlight uses a powerful LED to project light up to 200 meters and has a candela rating of 20,000. Its heavy-duty nature means it can withstand being dropped from a height, and can even be used as a glass breakage tool in an emergency." to "This flashlight uses a powerful LED to project light up to 200 meters and has a candela rating of 20,000. Its heavy-duty nature means it can withstand being dropped from a height, and can even be used as a glass breakage tool in an emergency. Flashlights are similar in many ways to the Fleshlight, as they are often used in darkened rooms to assist the user in the achievement of clarity. " |
September 7, 2023 |
Honor updated: Zero Liability Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
September 7, 2023 |
Medal updated: Freshman Fiend Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
September 6, 2023 |
Item updated: Grain Description: "Graaaaaaaaaaaains. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. You know what grain is. Don't pretend otherwise. This sack contains 50 kilograms of grain. We googled it, and that's what the internet said was a reasonable amount. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains." to "A 50 kilogram sack of premium quality grain containing a blend of genetically modified strains selected for their durability and nutritional value. Not only do these strains survive better than their counterparts, they are engineered to overwhelm native species and dominate all available arable land. In a few years time, this grain will be the only strain on planet Earth!" |
September 6, 2023 |
Item updated: Mop Description: "The earliest mops consisted of nothing more than a rag on a stick dipped in the river, probably. Today, we humans are blessed by the invention of microfiber mops like this, which trap dirt and bacteria much more efficiently than sponge or string mops." to "This microfiber mop is able to trap dirt and bacteria much more efficiently than sponge or string mops. Its replaceable and washable head means you could and possibly should have a separate one for each room! Because you wouldn't want to clean your kitchen with the same head you've used in the bathroom, would you? No seriously, would you?" |
September 6, 2023 |
Item updated: Crucible Description: "Written in 1953 by legendary playwright Arthur Miller, The Crucible tells the tale of of the Salem witch trials, a harrowing chapter in American history that unfolded in the late 17th century. Through a compelling four-act narrative which follows the trial of four young girls accused of witchcraft, Miller adeptly captures the paranoia and moral dilemmas that engulfed the Puritan community of the time. Wait, what? Oh FFS. I'm not rewriting the whole thing. Fine. A crucible is a tiny bowl that you burn things in." to "A deep well ceramic crucible used to melt and refine materials like glass and metal. A versatile vessel, this item can also be used to heat and analyze certain chemicals. Precisely which chemicals you choose to heat, analyze, and later ingest is a matter for you and your local physician." |
September 6, 2023 |
Item updated: Flashlight Description: "The flashlight is similar to the Fleshlight in that it is often used in darkened rooms to assist the user in the achievement of clarity. This particular flashlight uses a powerful LED to project light up to 200 meters and has a candela rating of 20,000. Its heavy-duty nature means it can withstand being dropped from a height, and can even be used as a glass breakage tool in an emergency." to "This particular flashlight uses a powerful LED to project light up to 200 meters and has a candela rating of 20,000. Its heavy-duty nature means it can withstand being dropped from a height, and can even be used as a glass breakage tool in an emergency." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Perforator Description: "" to "This tool consists of a row of sharp pins fixed to a rotating wheel that can be rolled across a surface to create perforations. In an office setting, such a tool might be used to make tear-off documents such as tickets or coupons. In Madam Thrash's cellar of pain and punishment, the perforator might be used to impart exquisite sensations upon her paying customers." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Fountain Pen Description: "" to "If you've ever inquire about life insurance, chances are you have one of these high-end fountain pens stuffed in a drawer somewhere. With its gold nib and polished black barrel, this luxury pen makes writing your grocery list feel like conducting a symphony." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Drill Description: "" to "The 20v cordless Lochmacher 42 was voted Drill of the Month in April 2021, and it's easy to see why. With 8 variable speeds, and a week-long battery life from a one hour charge, this product bores through the competition with ease. On the 1st of December 1990, a drill like this except much larger and completely different was used to punch the final hole in the tunnel between Britain and France which we now know as the Channel Tunnel." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Wax Seal Stamp Description: "" to "Tired of sending dull old Christmas cards and easy-to-ignore demands for payment? Then add a royal touch to your correspondence with this wax seal stamp! After smearing a blob of warm wax onto your envelope, this stamp can be used to impress your personal sigil into the substance before it hardens. The stamper's replaceable die can be modified to create any kind of design you like, from cute smiley faces through to historical symbols with hateful connotations!" |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Bonded Latex Description: "" to "Bonded latex is a flexible and adaptable material that is made by fusing several layers of latex together under high heat and pressure. This is not too dissimilar to the way in which a toasted cheese sandwich is made, but that is there where the comparisons end. Bonded latex sheets can be used to upholster furniture, make yoga mats, and provide comfort and reassurance to adult bed-wetters." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Grinding Stone Description: "" to "The idiom "nose to the grindstone" was first coined in the 14th Century, when those of an idle persuasion had their snouts ground off as punishment and to serve as a warning to others. Whereas the grindstones referred to in those days were huge and found in flour mills, this grindstone is of a more intricate design. Compatible with drills and other handheld rotary tools, this grindstone attachment can be used to shape and finish a variety of metals, stone, wood, or your mother's thick juicy toenails." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Polishing Pad Description: "" to "When fixed into a rotary tool, polishing pads can be used to buff and shine sanded surfaces. Constructed from wool felt, this polishing pad is so smooth it could even be used safely in your mouth to make your teeth all smooth and slippery. But be careful, because if your mouth stones are too smooth, the food will fall right out of your mouth and you'll starve to death in a week." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Double Cut File Description: "" to "A six-inch double cut hand file suitable for heavy duty work on a wide variety of surfaces. This tool is fitted with patented anti-patisserie technology, preventing it from being baked into cakes, flans, or desserts of any kind." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Medical Bill Description: "" to "An item that will need no explaining to Americans, this medical bill is an invoice for medical services rendered. $400 for lab work? Sounds reasonable. $2,000 for an ambulance ride? That's about the same as an Uber. $20,000 to give birth? I'll take two, thank you very much! And don't forget to add on that $39.95 surcharge for permission to hold your baby afterward." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Certificate Seal Description: "" to "Are you hoping to become a lawyer but you're too lazy to complete all of the educations? Hoping to trick Adobe into giving you a 75% student discount? Then use this authentic but actually not authentic-at-all certificate seal to put the finishing touch to your forged Bachelor of Law degree certificate. Pre-stamped with the sigil of Torn City College, this seal can be fixed to any certificate to give it the legitimate feel of a genuine diploma. " |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Aluminum Plate Name: Aluminium Plate to Aluminum Plate |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Aluminum Plate Description: "" to "Aluminum, also known as aluminium, is the third-most abundant element within Earth's crust, but is rarely found within the crust of pizzas, where cheese and hot dogs are more plentiful. Lightweight, strong, and resistant to corrosion, aluminum is commonly used in the making of soda cans and automobiles. This metal was first isolated in its pure form in the 19th Century, and it is believed that if the Romans had discovered aluminum in the time before Christ, they might've used it to make his cross all shiny and stuff." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Embosser Description: "" to "If you want to create an impression at a party, you should wear a bright shirt and speak as loud and as fast as possible. But if you're looking to impress upon various substrates, an embosser is a more suitable choice. With just a small amount of pressure, this tool can be used to add indentations and raised impressions of designs or text. Forging your doctorate in veterinary science has never been easier!" |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Hot Foil Stamper Description: "" to "Looking to create an eye-catching set of invitations for your wedding, your birthday, or your religious cult's mass suicide ritual? This hot foil stamper will help you add a little pizazz to your designs. With a small amount of heat, this device is able to stamp precise foil accents onto cardstock, leather, and plastics in mere moments." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Sewing Kit Description: "" to "This compact sewing kit contains all of the tools and materials you need to alter and repair any garment. From your husband's torn gusset to an aggressively tight set of booty shorts, all you need to tailor them is a needle, some thread, and a little patience. And once you're done, why not shove one of the needles through the top layer of the skin on your index finger? If you've never tried it, you're in for a treat!" |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Crucible Description: "" to "Written in 1953 by legendary playwright Arthur Miller, The Crucible tells the tale of of the Salem witch trials, a harrowing chapter in American history that unfolded in the late 17th century. Through a compelling four-act narrative which follows the trial of four young girls accused of witchcraft, Miller adeptly captures the paranoia and moral dilemmas that engulfed the Puritan community of the time. Wait, what? Oh FFS. I'm not rewriting the whole thing. Fine. A crucible is a tiny bowl that you burn things in." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Glue Description: "" to "A 50ml bottle of all-purpose glue. This solvent-based formula dries in ten seconds and can be used on all manner of surfaces and finishes. Paper to plastic, metal to wood, skin to moving vehicle, whatever you're trying to stick together, a quick dab of this stuff will see the job done." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Crushed Enamel Description: "" to "This tub contains 200 grams of crushed enamel suitable for all kinds of craft and household projects. Whether you're making a decorative mosaic for your bathroom or something else equally ugly and pointless, this distinctive and radiant material can be used to create a rustic and durable finish. And the best part is it's less fiddly than glitter." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Blowtorch Description: "" to "This refillable butane blowtorch is versatile enough to be used in the kitchen, at the workshop, or in your secret torture chamber beneath the laundrette on the east side of town. Its controllable nozzle allows the user to alter the size and intensity of the flame. Making crème brulée? A medium flame with pinpoint precision is preferred. Burning the hair from someone's scalp? You'll want to go with a wide nozzle on low so you can really take your time to enjoy the smell." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Adhesive Plastic Description: "" to "A 3 meter roll of adhesive plastic film. This product can be used to protect textbooks, mount photographs, and take all the hair off one arm without the need for expensive hair removal creams. If you need to make something durable, official-looking, or resistant to moisture, slap a layer of sticky back plastic over the top." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Cardstock Description: "" to "100 sheets of high-quality recycled cardboard." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Printer Description: "" to "The Seishijet F-300 is the best-selling printer in Japan due to its reliability and high-quality output. Unlike most western models, this printer is compatible with every electronic device currently on the market, and will auto-install the correct drivers upon delivery. The Seishijet's ink monitoring capabilities mean it's also capable of determining when your toner is reaching the end of its life, with fresh supplies automatically ordered from Seishi's toner partner when ink levels fall below 95%." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Graver Description: "" to "Gravers, also known as burins, are handheld tools used for engraving into metal, wood, or stone. By digging its sharpened tip into the surface of the material, one can create interesting patterns and markings with great precision - unless one is drunk. Jewelers and craftsmen are the most common users of gravers, but they can also be found in the workshops of printmakers, gunsmiths, and some dental technicians." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Permanent Marker Description: "" to "Known to produce a brief yet satisfying high when sniffed, permanent markers are sometimes used for drawing on things too. The permanent nature of these markers means that the most satisfying object to deface is by far the humble whiteboard. Upon seeing your scrawls, the owner will undoubtedly assume that they were made using the correct apparatus - a whiteboard marker. Alas, when they come to remove your artwork using a whiteboard eraser, they shall be thwarted." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Bloody Apron Description: "" to "As opposed to a regular apron, a bloody apron is an apron that's covered in blood. In this instance, the blood belongs to a combination of various animals, including cows, pigs, chickens, elephants, cats, dogs, and mongeese, in addition to a small trace of human blood too. This apron is undoubtedly a scary piece of attire, and would not look out of place at a Halloween party or as casualwear during a light lunch at Elizabeth Báthory's house." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Cassock Description: "" to "The cassock is a long-sleeved, ankle-length coat worn by members of the Christian clergy. Often black in color, the cassock is almost always worn tight so as to trap the wearer's piety and prevent their lower-body urges from escaping. The word cassock comes from an ancient Turkish word, Kazak, which roughly translates as "unfounded allegations."" |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Urea Description: "" to "Urea, also known as carbamide, is a naturally occurring substance that can be found in the waste products of many biological organisms. Within the human body, urea is synthesized in the liver, filtered from your blood via the kidneys, and then expelled through urination. In Torn City, urea can only be found in little plastic tubs - you cannot farm it by collecting your piss." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Phosphorus Description: "" to "If you were to blend salmon, pork, parmesan cheese, brazil nuts, and pumpkin seeds, you'd create a disgusting fishy little pig patty that was incredibly high in phosphorous. Within biological organisms, phosphorous is involved in the formation of DNA, among other things. Outside of meaty flesh-bags, phosphorous is an important ingredient in fertilizers, matches, and pyrotechnics. Without this chemical element, you wouldn't be able to enjoy a smoke during a Rammstein concert while eating a home-grown tomato." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Potassium Nitrate Description: "" to "Try buying a kilo of potassium online, and the feds will think you've gone bananas. Buy a kilo of potassium nitrate, and they'll assume you're planning a terror attack. Also known as saltpeter, potassium nitrate is a crystalline salt which serves as the oxidizing agent within gunpowder. Mix a bunch of this stuff in with carbon and sulfur, and you've got yourself a sweet pile of explosive dust, baby!" |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Grain Description: "" to "Graaaaaaaaaaaains. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. You know what grain is. Don't pretend otherwise. This sack contains 50 kilograms of grain. We googled it, and that's what the internet said was a reasonable amount. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Shampoo Description: "" to "In a world where every bathroom product is an 8-in-1 combination of face wash, moisturizer, and engine degreaser, this 500ml bottle of plain old shampoo is a refreshing callback to a simpler time. The shampoo contained within will not make your hair volumnous or luscious, nor will it make any of it grow back. All it does is clean the shit from your hair. And really, isn't that enough?" |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Detergent Description: "" to "Sick of stained clothes making you look like a grubby little bastard? This all-in-one ultra force extreme clean power wash turbo turbo mega cleanse miracle detergent is the product for the job. Just one capful of this laundry liquid will see your clothes rinsed of dirt, oils, and human DNA! 8 out of 5 housewives don't disagree!" |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Paper Towels Description: "" to "A roll of ultra-absorbent, perforated sheets designed to help you mop up spills, splatters, and spooge with ease. Because there are some jobs where a wad of toilet paper just isn't enough." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Pepper Mill Description: "" to "Tired of crushing whole peppercorns between your teeth before spitting the peppery paste onto your food? This pepper mill takes the effort out of seasoning your lunch by grinding peppercorns into dust with just a few twists of the knob! With its adjustable grinding mechanism, you can pick from coarse, extra coarse, and not at all coarse to suit your tastes. Don't chew whole peppercorns like a fruitcake. Use a pepper mill!" |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Toothbrush Description: "" to "What do teeth and hair have in common? They both contain keratin, grow out of your face, and require regular brushing to prevent you from looking gross. Regular brushing with a toothbrush helps maintain the health and appearance of your teeth, while also giving you something to do while you stare at your reflection each morning. " |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Toothpaste Description: "" to "This brand of toothpaste is one of the few dental products on the market that is not recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists. Its unique formula contains activated uranium to help strengthen and protect enamel, while the lead microparticles help to gently erase stains and plaque from the surface of your teeth. Available in three refreshing flavors: Spearmint, New Car, and Flamin' Hot Nacho Cheese." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Mouthwash Description: "" to "Mouthwash is a crucial addition to your oral hygiene regimen. With a quick swish around the gums, mouthwash can kill germs and bacteria, prevent gum disease, and replace the disgusting taste of minty toothpaste with a fresh dose of even mintier liquid. Many modern mouthwashes are made alcohol-free to cater to those of a religious persuasion. This particular mouthwash contains more alcohol than is necessary. Using this formula to rinse out your mouth will put you four times over the legal driving limit." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Mop Description: "" to "The earliest mops consisted of nothing more than a rag on a stick dipped in the river, probably. Today, we humans are blessed by the invention of microfiber mops like this, which trap dirt and bacteria much more efficiently than sponge or string mops." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Broom Description: "" to "Often found wedged between the thighs of sky-dwelling female sorcerers, the broom is an essential part of every household's cleaning apparatus. Most useful for redistributing dust and shards of glass into that bit beneath the fridge, brooms are never to be used to clean up a wet mess. In fact, if you look closely at the base of the handle, you'll see the words "No wet messes" inscribed into each and every broom that has ever been produced. Don't believe us, go and look for yourself!" |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Floor Cleaner Description: "" to "A wise man once said that anything can be a floor cleaner if you use it to clean the floor. This is true, but alas, this so-called wise man also decided to mix all of the stuff under his sink when he ran out of floor cleaner. He ended up with a severe headache and a really clean floor. Let this be a lesson to you all. Always buy floor cleaner." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Model Spine Description: "" to "This anatomically accurate representation of the human spinal column is so realistic it's hard to believe that it wasn't ripped out of an actual person's back one dark night last April. But it wasn't, and there's absolutely nothing you can do to prove otherwise. All of the major back bits are in here, with the cervical spine at the top, the lumbar at the bottom, and the classic thoracic spine located in the middle. You could use this model spine to demonstrate many things, such as how to lift a box correctly, the best way to get into various limbo positions, or as a prop to taunt cowards and worms." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Massage Table Description: "" to "Proper massage is a sacred art form, as when correctly performed, it involves the careful rubbing of a human body in such a way that it is pleasurable and relaxing without becoming arousing. This foldaway table allows you to practice massage in the comfort of your own home or those of your clients. And if your patient should become involuntarily aroused, the table's handy carry case enables you to make a swift getaway!" |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Scalp Massager Description: "" to "Quad-pronged for your pleasure, this scalp massager is guaranteed to send the wearer off into orgasmic bliss after just 30 seconds of use. Each prong is adjustable, allowing even those with a considerable-sized noggin to enjoy a relaxing head rub. The accompanying instruction manual suggests that you shouldn't use this device while driving or operating heavy machinery. But what they don't know won't hurt them!" |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Dentures Description: "" to "Also known as false teeth, dentures act as a replacement for the wearer's natural teeth if they have been lost due to decay, violence, or the fact that you're a young bride in Victorian Britain. Fixed using suction to the upper and lower parts of the mouth, dentures help to restore chewing abilities to the wearer, while also helping them to speak and smile. The earliest dentures were constructed from full-sized whale teeth of up to 8 inches in length, causing the wearer to look quite preposterous indeed. This is where the saying "long in the tooth" originates from." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Bleaching Tray Description: "" to "Are your teeth discolored from drinking nothing but Gatorade and piping hot gravy? This reusable bleaching tray can help restore the natural whiteness of your smile. To begin, dunk the tray in hot water, before fixing it to your maxillary or mandibular arch. Once the tray has molded to the shape of your teeth, you may remove it and fill the tray with bleach. Any kind of bleach will do, including hair, industrial strength, and the kind you'd find under mom's sink! Once you've lined the tray with your bleaching agent of choice, simply wear it overnight and you'll wake up the next morning with a mouth full of pearly whites!" |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Dental Mirror Description: "" to "Comprising a compact mirror attached to a thin, stainless steel handle, this dental mirror can help you figure out precisely where that awful stench is coming from. Whether it's a rotten tooth or a trapped bit of gristle wedged inside your tonsil cavity, this lightweight, 15cm dental mirror will help you find it. " |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Paperclips Description: "" to "Do you have a job that requires precisely 501 paperclips? Then this tub of 500 paperclips is almost exactly what you need. Crafted from reasonable-quality metal, these paperclips are 99% guaranteed to fix any two pieces of paper or thin card together. Thick card? Probably not. Heavy-duty plastic wallets? Probably not. Sheet metal? Go f**k yourself. But card and paper, that's never a problem for these almost halfway decent metal fastener things." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Stapler Description: "" to "Have you temporarily fixed two pieces of paper together with a paperclip? Are you ready to affirm your commitment to said union with a declaration of marriage? Then use a stapler to wed those items for now and evermore. This stapler can hold a mighty 210 individual staples, but since you'll probably lose most of those to errors and staple attacks against your co-workers, a full capacity stapler can probably join around 10-20 documents at most." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Hole Punch Description: "" to "The ability to create thousands upon thousands of tiny circles of paper was once but a pipe dream for mankind. Until, that is, the hole punch was invented, allowing humanity to finally achieve its dream of making holes in things. Interestingly, the ring binder was invented before the hole punch, with clerks and filing assistants forced to chew their own holes in paper during the interim." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Notepad Description: "" to "160 pages of 80GSM paper hand-lined by a Madagascan virgin. Bound using fine quality aluminium rings, each lightly-perforated page tears off with the delicate grace of a ballerina made of feathers. Taking notes in this notepad is like blowing your nose with silk. " |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Jigsaw Puzzle Description: "" to "Putting together the pieces of your life after a horror smash that resulted in the death of your entire family is much harder than putting together a jigsaw puzzle, so why bother? This 800-piece jigsaw puzzle will keep you occupied during those long, lonely days and horrifying, sleepless nights. You can still hear their screams, can't you?" |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Picture Frame Description: "" to "A picture is said to be worth a thousand words. But if that's true, why do they need to be framed? Because presentation is everything, that's why. Adding this tasteful frame to your photograph elevates it from being a grubby snapshot of your sister's kids to a memory that shall be treasured forever. Multiple photographs taped to a wall suggests the domain of a serial killer. But as soon as those photos are framed, it looks like a typical family home full of laughter and joy." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Ash Tray Description: "" to "Plant pots, trash cans, brick walls, empty beer cans, and the eye of a youth team goalkeeper are just some areas where it's acceptable to stub out cigars and cigarettes. But the classiest place of all is a designated ash tray. These carcinogenic crucibles tell your guests that while you may not value their health or your own, you do like to keep things tidy around the home." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Bowling Trophy Description: "" to "Do you want people to know that you're skilled at putting your fingers into holes? Then display this bowling trophy on your mantelpiece, desk, or car dashboard! It doesn't matter if you've actually earned this trophy, merely that you own it. This lightweight pewter trophy has been left uninscribed, allowing the bearer to pretend it was they who came third in the 1997 West Lancashire regional heats at Megabowl." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Igniter Cord Description: "" to "This reel of igniter cord can be used to ensure that you're a safe distance away from controlled explosions, allowing you to retain your limbs, eardrums, and the top layer of your skin. The cord works by transmitting a controlled flame down its center at a consistent and predictable speed. Whether you're destroying a building or obliterating a human corpse, don't skim on the cord if you want to walk away." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Bond Paper Description: "" to "Modern paper is a miraculous thing. With its pristine white appearance and razor-sharp edges, we've come a long way from the tattered sheets of dried pulp scrawled on by our forefathers. This ream of bond paper contains enough sheets to print approximately 0.4% of a set of terms and conditions." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Detonator Description: "" to "Without a detonator, a reel of igniter cord is nothing but a load of expensive string on the end of a spicy candle. But when these items are combined, the ability to destroy things at a distance is within your grasp. This detonator device consists of a black box with a huge red button. It really couldn't be any simpler!" |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Crockpot Description: "" to "In today's modern, breakneck society, everyone expects instant gratification. Fast food, fast travel, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. This crockpot harks back to a more sedate era. A time when people had the patience to wait eight hours for supper. Why not relearn the forbearance of your forbears by chucking a bunch of meat and vegetables into this crockpot and leaving it to stew." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Plunger Description: "" to "Pinched off a family-sized loaf again? Worry not. With the help of this sturdy plunger, your u-bend will be unblocked within seconds. Watch in amazement as your formerly solid doings slosh around the bowl and blend with the toilet paper to become a cappuccino-colored slurry. Look on astonished as the clog dissolves and your toilet returns to normal service. Stand unsteadily as you attempt to switch on the taps with your feet now that your arms are slathered up to the elbows in excrement." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Silver Cutlery Set Description: "" to "Are the in-laws coming over for dinner? Then bust out this luxury set of silverware and impress them more than your career or conversation ever could. Consisting of 60 forks, 40 spoons, 20 knives, and a ladle big enough to hold a 10lb newborn baby, this 121 piece set is for special occasions only. " |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Croquet Set Description: "" to "Typically the preserve of well-heeled country folk, the game of croquet was invented in 1843 as a means of distracting the upper classes from denigrating the poor and having intercourse with their cousins. Played by smacking a ball through a series of hoops, croquet is referred to by no one as the basketball of the floor. This croquet set consists of all the balls, mallets, pegs, and hoops you need for a rip-roaring day on the lawns." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Horseshoe Description: "" to "Beside humans and overworked centipedes, horses are the only creatures deemed fancy enough to have the gift of footwear bestowed upon them. Horseshoes are believed to have been invented by the Romans in an effort to improve upon the sloppedy-dop sound made by natural horse hooves, transforming it into a more satisfying clippedy-clop. In Torn City, horseshoes are exclusively made from lightweight aluminum, allowing them to sprint away from starving hobos at a moment's notice." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Persian Rug Description: "" to "Emerging from the lands of present-day Iran, Persian Rugs are known worldwide for their complex designs, high-level of craftsmanship, and occasional levitational properties. Each Persian Rug takes approximately 800 years to make, with generations of stitchers, dyers, and weavers dedicating their lives and those of their children to the sacred art of rug making. This is something worth remembering the next time you find your dog pissing all over the one in your study." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Typewriter Description: "" to "Before the advent of computers and keyboards, writers were forced to use manual typewriters to communicate their thoughts on why the latest Doctor Who shouldn't be a woman. Invented in the 1880s, these devices used metal type slugs slapping against an ink ribbon to imprint characters onto paper. When a mistake was made, the writer would press the backspace button, which would cause the typewriter to self-destruct and fly back into space, hence the term." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Chandelier Description: "" to "This grand chandelier is over a meter wide, two meters tall, and weighs over 40 kilograms. As such, it is unlikely to be suitable for illuminating a back bedroom or that little space above the landing. These ornate lighting fixtures consist of multiple branches fitted with either candles or light, and are often further adorned with beads, crystals, or intricate metalwork. Chandeliers may only be known as such if they have been produced in the Chandelieré region of France, otherwise, they're just sparkling lamps." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Inkwell Description: "" to "Suited for use alongside a quill or a fountain pen, this inkwell contains 50ml of pigmented, water-based ink. Users of more traditional writing implements like the quill and inkwell have noticed a 43% increase in ye numbere of lettere ees addeede to theyere writinges." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Bull Semen Description: "" to "This vial contains a potent blend of semen extracted from the most virile bulls in Torn City. The motility and morphology of these sperm is so impressive that they have been seen punching through solid steel chastity devices in order to reach the egg. As viscose as cold treacle, this executive bovine seed is almost impossible to clean off when spilled on your trousers. Try explaining that to your spouse." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Ammonia Description: "" to "Ammonia is a caustic, alkaline substance whose pungent odor reminds many of their grandparents' agonizing final moments. A compound of hydrogen and nitrogen, ammonia has various industrial and domestic applications. This particular bottle contains 500ml of liquid ammonia, which is enough to make roughly fifteen horrible cocktails." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Anchor Description: "" to "Anchors are used to secure seafaring vessels to the seabed when it's time for the captain to go sleepytimes. Small boats tend to use lightweight aluminum anchors weighing under 100lbs, whereas those deployed from large ships are often made from steel and can weigh several tons. If you encounter one of these items during your exploits in Torn City, you should probably work out which one it is before trying to lift it." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Boat Engine Description: "" to "This gasoline-fueled inboard boat engine can produce up to 200 horsepower and has a displacement of 4.5 liters. A model like this is most suited to small to mid-range vessels, but you can also glue a bunch together and use them to power a big boat probably. There's absolutely no scientific reason why this shouldn't work." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Brass Ingot Description: "" to "When a block of zinc and a block of copper love each other very much, they form an alloy known as brass. However, brass can also be acquired directly from the idiom mines, where phrases like "bold as brass," "the top brass," and "I couldn't give a brass monkeys" can be carved from the earth, before being melted down and refined. This brass ingot weighs approximately as much as you think it might." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Bone Saw Description: "" to "Bone saws are a common feature of both butcher's shops and hospital surgeries. This particular saw has a universal tooth design, giving it the power to hack through dense bone while maintaining the precision needed for finer, more delicate cuts. There are, however, several types of bone which are incompatible with this saw, including knucklebones, trombones, Ken Bones, and lazybones." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Machine Part Description: "" to "The most important part of a machine is the machine part, which works with other machine parts to form part of a much larger machine. Machine parts can be machined, in part, by machines, which themselves comprise of many different machine parts. Once someone has machined a machine part using the various parts of a machine, many find it hard to part from their machined machine part." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Cattle Prod Description: "" to "A cattle prod is an electric powered-device used to persuade livestock to move. Since human to cow conversation is no longer possible, violence is the only way in which farmers are able to communicate their desires to their bovine bretheren. Cattle prods typically impart a low-current shock of 5 milliamps and around 4,000 volts upon their recipient. This device has been modified to transmit up to 100 milliamps and 10,000 volts. Have fun!" |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Binoculars Description: "" to "Beloved by birdwatchers and stalkers alike, binoculars enable the user to see far away shit from wherever they are - unless they're behind a wall. Capable of up to 10x magnification, this set of binoculars is ergonomically designed to ensure a lightweight and compact design. They also have a little strap that lets you wear them around your neck." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Razor Wire Description: "" to "Razor wire is a specific type of barbed wire that contains sharp-edged blades and loops designed to make it even harder for trespassers to interfere with. This is an important distinction that was not referenced in the 1996 superhero movie, Barb Wire, starring Pamela Anderson. Many people blame the movie's failure on this omission, but it is hoped this mistake will be rectified with the forthcoming resurrection of the RWCU (Razor Wire Cinematic Universe.)" |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Stamp Collection Description: "" to "This wall-mounted stamp collection contains some of the most expensive postage marks the world has to offer. The Inverted Jenny, Red Mercury, and Bordeaux Cover are just some of the rare and valuable stamps not included in this reasonably priced collection. However, there are still plenty of desirable letter-enablers within this display, including a rare British stamp from 1982 which depicts a cartoon version of Diana, Princess of Wales giving birth to Prince William." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Flashlight Description: "" to "The flashlight is similar to the Fleshlight in that it is often used in darkened rooms to assist the user in the achievement of clarity. This particular flashlight uses a powerful LED to project light up to 200 meters and has a candela rating of 20,000. Its heavy-duty nature means it can withstand being dropped from a height, and can even be used as a glass breakage tool in an emergency." |
September 5, 2023 |
Item updated: Lawyer's Business Card Name: Lawyer Business Card to Lawyer's Business Card |
September 5, 2023 |
Medal updated: Furtive Faker Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
September 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Windproof Lighter Name: Wind Proof Lighter to Windproof Lighter |
September 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Six-pack of Alcohol Name: Six Pack of Alcohol to Six-pack of Alcohol |
September 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Six-pack of Energy Drink Name: Six Pack of Energy Drink to Six-pack of Energy Drink |
September 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Black Name: Spray Can: Black to Spray Can : Black |
September 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Red Name: Spray Can: Red to Spray Can : Red |
September 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Pink Name: Spray Can: Pink to Spray Can : Pink |
September 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Purple Name: Spray Can: Purple to Spray Can : Purple |
September 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Blue Name: Spray Can: Blue to Spray Can : Blue |
September 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Green Name: Spray Can: Green to Spray Can : Green |
September 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : White Name: Spray Can: White to Spray Can : White |
September 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Orange Name: Spray Can: Orange to Spray Can : Orange |
September 4, 2023 |
Honor updated: Retail Therapy Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
September 4, 2023 |
Medal updated: Travesty Rarity: Limited to Rare |
September 3, 2023 |
Item updated: Jemmy Name: Jemmy Bar to Jemmy |
September 3, 2023 |
Item updated: Jemmy Description: "The Jemmy Bar is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort." to "The Jemmy is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort." |
September 2, 2023 |
Medal updated: Dynamic Destructor Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
September 2, 2023 |
Medal updated: Nifty Nicker Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
September 2, 2023 |
Medal updated: Desperado Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
September 1, 2023 |
Item updated: Jemmy Bar Type: Enhancer to Special |
September 1, 2023 |
Item updated: Credit Card Type: Other to Special |
September 1, 2023 |
Item updated: Rope Type: Other to Special |
September 1, 2023 |
Item updated: Window Breaker Type: Other to Special |
September 1, 2023 |
Item updated: Lockpicks Type: Other to Special |
September 1, 2023 |
Item updated: Skeleton Key Type: Other to Special |
August 31, 2023 |
Item updated: Jemmy Bar Name: Slim Crowbar to Jemmy Bar |
August 31, 2023 |
Item updated: Jemmy Bar Description: "The Slim Crowbar is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort." to "The Jemmy Bar is a tool used for forcing entry. It is smaller and lighter than an ordinary crowbar making it easy to conceal. It can pop windows and doors with the minimum of effort." |
August 31, 2023 |
Medal updated: Fledgling Felon Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
August 31, 2023 |
Medal updated: Malicious Maverick Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
August 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Lye Description: "" to "Sodium hydroxide, aka lye, is an alkaline substance used in drain cleaning, soap-making, and the production of bagels. This highly caustic product can also be deployed upon human or animal tissues to render them down into a liquid. During the 1930s, Italian serial killer Leonarda Cianciulli used lye to turn the bodies of three murdered women into soap. The fact that we know about her crimes means that she must've eventually come clean." |
August 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Clippers Description: "" to "These battery operated rechargeable hair clippers are a staple of both professional barbers and those weird-looking freaks who cut their own hair at home. Accompanied by a set of 12 guide combs, this motorized hair trimmer can be used to slice your follicles to any desired length, except longer." |
August 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Shaving Foam Description: "" to "There are numerous shaving substances available on the market, with various gels, creams, oils, milks, and even shaving yogurts all offered for sale. However, it is foam which has become the most popular lubricant, with its post-squirt expansion delighting hair removers time and time again. This can contains 300ml of shaving foam, and once it has expanded, its total volume is enough to fill eighteen normal-sized subway cars." |
August 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Massage Oil Description: "" to "This 100ml bottle of massage oil consists of an almond oil base mixed with a blend of fragrant essential oils. It was once said that any oil is a massage oil if it's rubbed into your skin, but many Antarctic penguins would dispute that. The next time your partner asks for a relaxing rub down, don't reach for the canola or a stick of butter. Use this 100% body safe, animal-tested massage oil to soothe their aching muscles instead." |
August 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Window Breaker Description: "" to "House windows, car windows, copies of Windows 95, the window breaker shall make short work of them all. When wielded by a human accomplice, this item is capable of shattering panes of glass with just one hit thanks to its pointed steel tip. Originally designed to help during emergency escape scenarios, the window breaker has become a favorite tool among burglars and those who wish to shatter reflective surfaces in a swift and dramatic manner. " |
August 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Lockpicks Description: "" to "Whether you're a forgetful homeowner or a dirty sneaky thief, this lock picking kit can be used to bypass any lock at any location. Pin and tumbler locks, tubular locks, and even wafer locks found on cabinets and car doors, all fall when faced with the array of tools included in this 3 piece set. It doesn't matter if it's an office filing cabinet or your Aunty's chastity belt, this set will see the lock pop open in no time." |
August 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Skeleton Key Description: "" to "Tired of carrying around a bunch of keys all day? Sick to death of seeing one side of your pants sag down thanks to all of those keys? Nobody should be forced to carry over 100 keys with them wherever they go, let alone 42,329. That's too many keys! So why not replace your hoard of over eight million individual keys with just one key to rule them all? This skeleton key is designed to adapt to any lock you encounter, with each of its adjustable teeth capable of being retracted in order to bypass a range of warded locks." |
August 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Truck Nuts Description: "" to "In 1969, at the height of the space race, feminist activist Gloria Steinem wrote a paper on the damaging effects NASA's phallic-shaped rockets might have on the collective female psyche. Her proposed solution was to outfit the base of each rocket with a large silicone replica of the female genital organ, an item which she took to calling the Rocket Coochie. Sadly, the rampant sexism of the time meant Ms. Steinem's ideas were not taken seriously, but they did serve as later inspiration for the range of Truck Nuts that were created in the early 1980s. Consisting of a silicone mold of an aged-gentleman's drooping ballbag, Truck Nuts are now a common feature of both personal and commercial vehicles. And we have Gloria Steinem to thank for that. " |
August 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Thimble Description: "" to "An essential part of any seamstress' kit, this brass thimble protects the wearer's finger from needle pricks while sewing. The thimble was originally a practical item, but these dainty little objects have now become collectible, and are sometimes offered as gifts to women from whom you wish to earn a slap. The thimble was one of the six original tokens used in the game Monopoly, but in 2017, it was replaced by a George Foreman Grill." |
August 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Hunting Trophy Description: "" to "Ownership of a hunting trophy informs your audience of one of two things. Either you have slain one of the Lord's magnificent beasts and mounted its noble head upon your wall as a symbol of your skill and prowess with a rifle. Or, you've stolen a hunting trophy. Whichever it is, an item like this is guaranteed to have your dinner party guests talking. Just be forewarned that what they're saying about you might not be very nice." |
August 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Fishing Rod Description: "" to "Constructed from an ultra light fiberglass graphite composite, this fishing rod would make the perfect pole for someone just starting out on the shores, or an angler too clumsy to be trusted with something more expensive. This particular model is 10ft in length and comes with a pre-loaded 50ft reel. If you're a fan of dragging things out of the water by their mouths after promising them a light snack, take up fishing today!" |
August 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Bleach Description: "" to "Known among babies as "that spicy milk under the sink," bleach is a powerful disinfectant and stain remover that should always be handled with care. There are many forms of bleach available, including household bleach, pool bleach, hair bleach, and tooth bleach. This particular bleach is all of the above and more, with this general purpose product said to be adaptable to any situation or convoluted story line." |
August 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Formaldehyde Description: "" to "Formaldehyde is a compound term derived from the word formal, as in fancy, and de-hyde, which means to make something less spooky. This gas is most commonly deployed in an aqueous solution as a preservative, with its ability to maintain the integrity of biological structures making it an essential substance for natural biologists, shit modern artists, and necrophiliacs." |
August 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Sticky Notes Description: "" to "Legend has it that Sticky Notes were invented in the 60s by a scientist who was attempting to make a super sticky substance but made a mistake, creating the exact opposite. His error is our eternal gain, with over four quadrillion Sticky Notes now produced every single second to keep up with the public's incessant demand for something sticky but not that sticky. These tiny adhesive squares have a litany of everyday uses, from bookmarking a page in an academic paper through to leaving passive-aggressive notes telling your roommate to stop ejaculating in the shower." |
August 29, 2023 |
Item updated: Duct Tape Description: "Bonds on rough and uneven surfaces with a strong bite, is 100% waterproof, has strong re-inforced backing, a rugged all-weather shell, double-thick adhesive and is perfect for sticking explosive material to pillars, surfaces or walls." to "Bonds on rough and uneven surfaces with a strong bite, is 100% waterproof, has strong reinforced backing, a rugged all-weather shell, double-thick adhesive and is perfect for affixing anything to anything!" |
August 29, 2023 |
Honor added: Zero Liability Description: Recover a skimmer which has accumulated at least 250 card details |
August 29, 2023 |
Honor added: King PIN Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Card Skimming |
August 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Impeccable Imitator Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 28, 2023 |
Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
August 28, 2023 |
Medal updated: Villainous Vandal Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 27, 2023 |
Medal updated: Radical Rebel Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 27, 2023 |
Medal updated: Crafty Crook Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
August 25, 2023 |
Honor updated: Fresh Blud Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 25, 2023 |
Honor updated: Let Us Spray Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 24, 2023 |
Honor updated: Notorious Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 24, 2023 |
Medal updated: Aspiring Assailant Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
August 23, 2023 |
Honor updated: Online Entrepreneur Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 22, 2023 |
Honor updated: Retail Therapy Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
August 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Enterprising Enticer Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
August 21, 2023 |
Medal updated: Reckless Renovator Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
August 21, 2023 |
Medal updated: Sophisticated Swiper Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
August 20, 2023 |
Medal updated: Budding Bandit Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
August 20, 2023 |
Medal updated: Urban Upsetter Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
August 20, 2023 |
Medal updated: Petty Pilferer Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
August 19, 2023 |
Medal updated: Menacing Misfit Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 18, 2023 |
Item updated: Wooden Nunchaku Name: Wooden Nunchakus to Wooden Nunchaku |
August 18, 2023 |
Item updated: Metal Nunchaku Name: Metal Nunchakus to Metal Nunchaku |
August 17, 2023 |
Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
August 16, 2023 |
Medal updated: Emphatic Emulator Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 15, 2023 |
Item added: Collectible Cache Description: |
August 15, 2023 |
Item added: Flashlight Description: |
August 15, 2023 |
Medal updated: Trainee Troublemaker Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
August 15, 2023 |
Medal updated: Decisive Defacer Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 15, 2023 |
Medal updated: Drug Dealer Rarity: Limited to Rare |
August 14, 2023 |
Item updated: Questionnaire Name: Questionnaire to Questionnaire |
August 14, 2023 |
Item updated: Insurance Policy Name: Insurance Policy to Insurance Policy |
August 14, 2023 |
Item updated: Crushed Enamel Name: Crushed Enamel to Crushed Enamel |
August 13, 2023 |
Item updated: Torn Bible Description: "In addition to a fictitious tale about Torn's saviour, this book contains all the mysteries and information about the game, written in a language only translatable by Bogie. This book is said to be 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range." to "In addition to a fictitious tale about Torn's saviour, this book contains all the mysteries and information about the game, written in a language only translatable by bogie. This book is said to be 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range." |
August 12, 2023 |
Medal updated: Radical Rebel Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
August 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Lubricant Description: "A silicon based lube with a full body and undertones of rich orchard fruits. Perfect for smearing on your loved one before committing acts that would disappoint your mother." to "A silicone based lube with a full body and undertones of rich orchard fruits. Perfect for smearing on your loved one before committing acts that would disappoint your mother." |
August 11, 2023 |
Medal updated: Villainous Vandal Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Police Badge Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Certificate Seal Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Aluminium Plate Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: License Plate Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Prescription Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Magnifying Glass Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Medical Bill Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Concert Ticket Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Travel Visa Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Passport Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Bank Check Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Double Cut File Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Diploma Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Polishing Pad Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Birth Certificate Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Parking Permit Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Grinding Stone Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Drill Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Wax Seal Stamp Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Bonded Latex Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Perforator Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Fountain Pen Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Printer Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Item added: Graver Description: |
August 10, 2023 |
Honor updated: Pay Dirt Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 10, 2023 |
Honor updated: Let Us Spray Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
August 10, 2023 |
Medal updated: Devious Delinquent Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
August 10, 2023 |
Medal updated: Expert Exploiter Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 10, 2023 |
Medal updated: Ub3rph34r3d Hacker Rarity: Limited to Rare |
August 9, 2023 |
Honor updated: Notorious Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
August 9, 2023 |
Medal updated: Renegade Rascal Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 8, 2023 |
Honor added: Notorious Description: Achieve 100% notoriety at all stores at the same time in Shoplifting |
August 8, 2023 |
Honor added: Retail Therapy Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Shoplifting |
August 8, 2023 |
Item updated: Green Ornament Type: Collectible to Other |
August 8, 2023 |
Item updated: Purple Ornament Type: Collectible to Other |
August 8, 2023 |
Item updated: Blue Ornament Type: Collectible to Other |
August 8, 2023 |
Item updated: Purple Bell Type: Collectible to Other |
August 8, 2023 |
Honor updated: Box Office Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 8, 2023 |
Honor updated: Fresh Blud Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Green Ornament Type: Other to Collectible |
August 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Purple Ornament Type: Other to Collectible |
August 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Blue Ornament Type: Other to Collectible |
August 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Purple Bell Type: Other to Collectible |
August 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Fisherman Hat Description: "This item gives +1 to Fishing skill but -1 to Seduction." to "Also known as a sou'wester or a bucket hat, the fisherman's hat is identified by its wide brim, chin strap, water-resistant finish, and mild scenting of halibut. The brim helps to keep sun from the wearer's eyes, whereas the chin strap prevents the hat from blowing into the water during heavy ocean gales. The waxy, waterproof coating on this piece of headwear is essential, as it stops it from becoming waterlogged while at sea. The fishy smell is optional, but has the added benefit of keeping friends and lovers at bay." |
August 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Scissors Description: "" to "These days you can find all manner of scissors for all types of tasks. Scissors can be specifically designed to cut hair, meat, plants, garments, toenails, wires, and some thin metals. Like the scissors in mother's utility drawer, these particular scissors are used to cut everything everywhere all of the time. For that reason, you should probably wash them before use." |
August 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Cigar Cutter Description: "" to "The cigar cutter's razor sharp blades make it the perfect tool for slicing stogies and someone's finger. To use the cutter effectively on a cigar, one must remove just enough of the cap without causing it to unravel. For human digits, it is best to start at the distal phalange before making your way through the middle phalange, the proximal phalange, and if necessary, the knuckle. If you find yourself cutting through the collarbone, you've gone too far." |
August 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Perfume Description: "" to "Stinking like a filthy rat? Mask your poor personal hygiene with a few spritzes of Cane Bagnato No.4. This unisex eau de parfum contains a subtle blend of rum, tobacco, and sulfur. Marilyn Monroe once said that she wore nothing to bed except a dab of Chanel No.5. Before Duke turns in for the night, he dunks his balls in No.4 and straps on his fully enclosed leather sleeping hood." |
August 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Bucket Description: "" to "There is nothing to be said about the humble bucket that hasn't been said before. From water to wet cement, this receptacle will take your loads without question. As buckets go, this one is top of the range, having been built from high-density polyethylene and capable of holding up to six gallons. You can double that amount by adding an extra bucket to your repertoire." |
August 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Gold Tooth Description: "" to "This golden dental crown is an 18 carat prosthesis that can be fitted comfortably to whatever remains of your existing tooth. Gold is an excellent substance to use in the mouth due to its durability and low likelihood of causing an allergic reaction. However, most people choose this material for its aesthetic value, despite the fact that gold teeth make you look like a poor person who won the lottery." |
August 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Toner Description: "" to "During the 20th century, it was predicted that the wars of the future would be fought over natural resources such as water. As we push on through the third millennium, it has become clear that valuable commodities such as printer toner will be the driver of most major conflicts. Nobody knows what the ink in these sacred cartridges is made of, but given their exorbitant price it must be something rare. This particular cartridge is of a versatile design that allows it to be used in printers, fax machines, and any other device our writer deems realistic at the time." |
August 7, 2023 |
Item updated: Gas Can Description: "An ordinary looking gas can such as what one would find at an ordinary gas station." to "Capable of storing five gallons of pure liquid warehouse repellent, this gas can is made from lightweight plastic, making it easy to transport across the city to your destination of choice. In the United States, gas cans are color coded, with yellow containing diesel, blue holding kerosene, and red ones like this used to store gasoline. But since this is Torn City, you can safely assume that this gas can contains a mixture of all three plus urine." |
August 7, 2023 |
Medal updated: Menacing Misfit Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
August 7, 2023 |
Medal updated: Malicious Maverick Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
August 7, 2023 |
Medal updated: Famed Forger Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
August 7, 2023 |
Medal updated: 1337n00b Hacker Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
August 6, 2023 |
Medal updated: Poser Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
August 6, 2023 |
Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
August 6, 2023 |
Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 6, 2023 |
Medal updated: Decisive Defacer Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 5, 2023 |
Medal updated: Mock Manufacturer Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
August 5, 2023 |
Medal updated: Counterfeit Crafter Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 5, 2023 |
Medal updated: Misdirection Master Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 5, 2023 |
Medal updated: Ub3rn00b Hacker Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
August 5, 2023 |
Medal updated: Renegade Rascal Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 5, 2023 |
Medal updated: Villainous Vandal Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
August 5, 2023 |
Medal updated: Urban Upsetter Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
August 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Madball Description: "The Madball is the weapon of choice for gangster's on a budget, consisting of nothing more than a billiard ball placed into the end of a tube sock. But don't let this weapon's simple nature deceive you, because a single crack to the skull can render even the toughest brutes unconscious within seconds." to "The Madball is the weapon of choice for gangsters on a budget, consisting of nothing more than a billiard ball placed into the end of a tube sock. But don't let this weapon's simple nature deceive you, because a single crack to the skull can render even the toughest brutes unconscious within seconds." |
August 4, 2023 |
Honor updated: Alcoholic Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
August 4, 2023 |
Honor updated: Fire Starter Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
August 3, 2023 |
Honor updated: Online Entrepreneur Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 3, 2023 |
Medal updated: Legendary Lawbreaker Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
August 2, 2023 |
Honor updated: Glimmer Rarity: Limited to Rare |
August 2, 2023 |
Honor updated: Fresh Blud Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
August 2, 2023 |
Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 2, 2023 |
Medal updated: Decisive Defacer Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
August 1, 2023 |
Medal updated: Joyrider Rarity: Limited to Rare |
August 1, 2023 |
Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 1, 2023 |
Medal updated: Renegade Rascal Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
July 31, 2023 |
Item updated: Tailor's Dummy Name: Tailors Dummy to Tailor's Dummy |
July 31, 2023 |
Medal updated: Devious Delinquent Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 31, 2023 |
Medal updated: Radical Rebel Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
July 31, 2023 |
Medal updated: Dexterous Defrauder Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 30, 2023 |
Honor updated: Let Us Spray Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
July 30, 2023 |
Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 30, 2023 |
Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
July 30, 2023 |
Medal updated: Menacing Misfit Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
July 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Devious Delinquent Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 28, 2023 |
Medal updated: Professional Booster Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
July 28, 2023 |
Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 28, 2023 |
Medal updated: Devious Delinquent Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
July 28, 2023 |
Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
July 28, 2023 |
Medal updated: Villainous Vandal Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
July 28, 2023 |
Medal updated: Drug Lord Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
July 27, 2023 |
Honor updated: Online Entrepreneur Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
July 27, 2023 |
Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
July 27, 2023 |
Medal updated: Formidable Filcher Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 26, 2023 |
Honor updated: Fresh Blud Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
July 26, 2023 |
Medal updated: Decisive Defacer Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
July 26, 2023 |
Medal updated: Faux Fabricator Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 26, 2023 |
Medal updated: Duplicitous Designer Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 25, 2023 |
Honor added: Let Us Spray Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Graffiti |
July 25, 2023 |
Honor added: Fresh Blud Description: Become initiated into one of Torn's five graffiti crews |
July 25, 2023 |
Medal updated: Artificial Artisan Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Torn City Times Type: Other to Special |
July 24, 2023 |
Medal updated: Renegade Rascal Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
July 24, 2023 |
Medal updated: Provocative Persuader Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 23, 2023 |
Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
July 22, 2023 |
Honor updated: Box Office Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
July 21, 2023 |
Medal updated: Devious Delinquent Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
July 21, 2023 |
Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
July 20, 2023 |
Item updated: Jack O'Lantern Lamp Name: Jack O Lantern Lamp to Jack O'Lantern Lamp |
July 20, 2023 |
Item updated: Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Ka'b Name: Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Kab to Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Ka'b |
July 20, 2023 |
Medal updated: Pyro Rarity: Limited to Rare |
July 20, 2023 |
Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
July 20, 2023 |
Medal updated: Furtive Faker Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 20, 2023 |
Medal updated: Dark Dealmaker Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 19, 2023 |
Medal updated: Mimicking Maestro Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 18, 2023 |
Honor updated: Online Entrepreneur Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
July 18, 2023 |
Honor updated: Stroke Bringer Rarity: Limited to Rare |
July 17, 2023 |
Honor updated: Pay Dirt Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 17, 2023 |
Medal updated: Merciless Malefactor Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 17, 2023 |
Medal updated: Meticulous Maker Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 17, 2023 |
Medal updated: Bogus Buccaneer Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
July 16, 2023 |
Medal updated: Daring Deceiver Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 14, 2023 |
Medal updated: Mock Manufacturer Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 14, 2023 |
Medal updated: Heinous Henchman Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 14, 2023 |
Medal updated: Techie Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
July 12, 2023 |
Honor updated: Box Office Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
July 12, 2023 |
Medal updated: Looting Luminary Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 12, 2023 |
Medal updated: Resourceful Replicator Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 12, 2023 |
Medal updated: Greedy Grifter Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Pele Charm Description: "Small golden charm of the goddess Pele, bought on your recent trip to the Big Island." to "This Pele Charm is a miniature testament to the goddess's power and grandeur. Crafted from lustrous gold, this small talisman captures the fiery spirit of Pele, Hawaiian Goddess of Fire and Volcanoes. Its intricate detailing and radiant shine serve as a constant reminder of Pele's passionate nature and formidable strength. A possession as enchanting as it is empowering, the charm invites the wielder to embrace their own inner fervor and resilience." |
July 11, 2023 |
Item updated: Hydrochloric Acid Description: "" to "Hydrochloric Acid, a strong, corrosive liquid, is widely used in industry and scientific research and is renowned for its ability to dissolve a variety of substances. Due to the acid's hazardous nature, with the potential to cause severe burns and respiratory damage, caution is vital in its handling." |
July 11, 2023 |
Medal updated: Prolific Plunderer Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 11, 2023 |
Medal updated: Faux Fabricator Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 11, 2023 |
Medal updated: Novice Assassin Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
July 11, 2023 |
Medal updated: Pseudo Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
July 10, 2023 |
Honor updated: Spoiled Rotten Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 10, 2023 |
Medal updated: Masterful Miscreant Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 10, 2023 |
Medal updated: Shameless Shyster Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 9, 2023 |
Medal updated: Emphatic Emulator Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 8, 2023 |
Medal updated: Covert Copier Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 8, 2023 |
Medal updated: Mimicking Maestro Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 8, 2023 |
Medal updated: Troublesome Trickster Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 8, 2023 |
Medal updated: Gone in 30 Seconds Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
July 7, 2023 |
Medal updated: Criminal Contractor Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 7, 2023 |
Medal updated: Professional Slim Jim Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
July 6, 2023 |
Medal updated: Veteran Villain Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 6, 2023 |
Medal updated: Digital Duplicator Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 6, 2023 |
Medal updated: Counterfeit Crafter Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 6, 2023 |
Medal updated: Network Ninja Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 6, 2023 |
Medal updated: Heinous Hacker Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 6, 2023 |
Medal updated: Ub3r Hacker Rarity: Limited to Rare |
July 5, 2023 |
Honor updated: Pay Dirt Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
July 5, 2023 |
Medal updated: Impeccable Imitator Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
July 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Blank DVDs : 250 Description: "Writable CDs for recording music or saving data." to "This spindle pack of 250 writable DVD-R DVDs are suitable for video and data applications, and compatible with a variety of different drives." |
July 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Blank DVDs : 50 Description: "Writable CDs for recording music or saving data." to "This spindle pack of 50 writable DVD-R DVDs are suitable for video and data applications, and compatible with a variety of different drives." |
July 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Blank DVDs : 100 Description: "Writable CDs for recording music or saving data." to "This spindle pack of 100 writable DVD-R DVDs are suitable for video and data applications, and compatible with a variety of different drives." |
July 4, 2023 |
Item updated: High-Speed Drive Description: "This state-of-the-art CD drive can burn CDs faster than any other device on the market. Perfect for creating large volumes of high quality backups." to "This state-of-the-art DVD drive can burn DVDs faster than any other device on the market. Perfect for creating large volumes of high quality backups." |
July 4, 2023 |
Honor added: Online Entrepreneur Description: Acquire 10,000 customers on your online counterfeit DVD store |
July 4, 2023 |
Honor added: Box Office Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Bootlegging |
July 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Blank DVDs : 250 Name: Pack of Blank CDs : 250 to Blank DVDs : 250 |
July 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Blank DVDs : 50 Name: Pack of Blank CDs : 50 to Blank DVDs : 50 |
July 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Blank DVDs : 100 Name: Pack of Blank CDs : 100 to Blank DVDs : 100 |
July 4, 2023 |
Medal updated: Ten Years of Service Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
July 4, 2023 |
Medal updated: Lucrative Larcenist Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 4, 2023 |
Medal updated: Resourceful Replicator Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 3, 2023 |
Medal updated: Resolute Rogue Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 3, 2023 |
Medal updated: Bankrupting Bilker Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 2, 2023 |
Item added: Iron Man Helmet Description: |
July 2, 2023 |
Item added: Welding Jacket Description: |
July 2, 2023 |
Item added: Royal Tiara Description: The Royal Tiara, a type of diadem, was designed with the enemies of the wearer in mind. One look and it will make dem die of jealousy. Be careful, it's sharp just like it's owner (muse?), PrincessJulie. |
July 2, 2023 |
Item added: Rhino’s Horn Description: Outshine all the other party goers and attract everyone's attention in Rhino's wearable horn. Diamond encrusted with a titanium base, it's a real classy piece, and sure to be the best addition you could ever make to your wardrobe. |
July 2, 2023 |
Item updated: Beach Ball Description: "As their name suggests, Beach Balls can often be found at the beach, but they are sometimes seen being used in the water, on grass, and in the penalty area of Sunderland FC. The world's largest beach ball was 20 meters in diameter and was made for the the 2017 movie, Baywatch. An inflated mass of plastic and rubber, its star Pamela Anderson remains active in the movie industry today." to "As their name suggests, Beach Balls can often be found at the beach, but they are sometimes seen being used in the water, on grass, and in the penalty area of Sunderland FC. The world's largest beach ball was 20 meters in diameter and was made for the 2017 movie, Baywatch. An inflated mass of plastic and rubber, its star Pamela Anderson remains active in the movie industry today." |
July 2, 2023 |
Medal updated: Phishing Phenom Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 1, 2023 |
Medal updated: Duplicitous Designer Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 1, 2023 |
Medal updated: Grievous Goon Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 1, 2023 |
Medal updated: Invisible Intruder Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 30, 2023 |
Medal updated: Rustler Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
June 30, 2023 |
Medal updated: Relentless Reprobate Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Item updated: Ladder Type: Other to Special |
June 29, 2023 |
Item updated: Wire Cutters Type: Other to Special |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Trainee Troublemaker Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Budding Bandit Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Aspiring Assailant Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Fledgling Felon Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Freshman Fiend Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Despicable Deviant Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Conniving Culprit Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Sordid Sinner Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Polished Perpetrator Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Relentless Reprobate Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Resolute Rogue Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Veteran Villain Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Masterful Miscreant Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Merciless Malefactor Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Legendary Lawbreaker Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Sinister Scoundrel Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Devious Delinquent Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Rebellious Ruffian Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Artistic Anarchist Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Renegade Rascal Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Decisive Defacer Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Villainous Vandal Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Menacing Misfit Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Radical Rebel Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Urban Upsetter Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Malicious Maverick Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Reckless Renovator Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Dynamic Destructor Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Infernal Instigator Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Nefarious Nihilist Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Petty Pilferer Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Crafty Crook Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Nifty Nicker Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Sneaky Snatcher Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Brazen Booster Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Stealthy Stealer Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Rampant Robber Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Bold Burglar Rarity: to Uncommon |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Invisible Intruder Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Lucrative Larcenist Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Looting Luminary Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Formidable Filcher Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Sophisticated Swiper Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Notorious Nabber Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Prolific Plunderer Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Digital Duplicator Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Covert Copier Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Resourceful Replicator Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Mimicking Maestro Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Faux Fabricator Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Mock Manufacturer Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Furtive Faker Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Duplicitous Designer Rarity: to Very Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Counterfeit Crafter Rarity: to Very Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Emphatic Emulator Rarity: to Very Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Meticulous Maker Rarity: to Very Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Artificial Artisan Rarity: to Very Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Impeccable Imitator Rarity: to Extremely Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Bogus Buccaneer Rarity: to Extremely Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Famed Forger Rarity: to Extremely Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Troublesome Trickster Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Shameless Shyster Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Greedy Grifter Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Daring Deceiver Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Provocative Persuader Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Dexterous Defrauder Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Enterprising Enticer Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Blackhearted Bluffer Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Scheming Scammer Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Swanky Swindler Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Impressive Imposter Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Canny Conman Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Frenzied Fraudster Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Bankrupting Bilker Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Misdirection Master Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Underworld Upstart Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Murky Middleman Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Grievous Goon Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Heinous Henchman Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Hardworking Heavy Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Intrepid Intermediary Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Crooked Connector Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Belligerent Broker Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Criminal Contractor Rarity: to Very Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Dark Dealmaker Rarity: to Very Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Lawless Liaison Rarity: to Very Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Clandestine Collaborator Rarity: to Very Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Felonious Facilitator Rarity: to Very Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Amoral Arbitrator Rarity: to Very Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Vice Vendor Rarity: to Very Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Web Wizard Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Digital Desperado Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Tech Tinkerer Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Virtual Virtuoso Rarity: to Limited |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Phishing Phenom Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Network Ninja Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Expert Exploiter Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Data Dynamo Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Code Commando Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Online Outlaw Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Malware Mogul Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: System Saboteur Rarity: to Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Heinous Hacker Rarity: to Very Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Backdoor Baron Rarity: to Very Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Byte Boss Rarity: to Very Rare |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Budding Bully Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Novice Negotiator Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Cunning Coercer Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Professional Pressurer Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Haughty Harasser Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Calculating Coaxer Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Exceptional Extortionist Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Polished Persuader Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Effective Enforcer Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Industrious Intimidator Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Ruthless Racketeer Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Ominous Oppressor Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Vindictive Victimizer Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Master Manipulator Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Tyrannical Terrorizer Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Grass Grower Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Dope Developer Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Seedy Supplier Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Blackmarket Botanist Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Narcotics Nurturer Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Revered Refiner Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Forbidden Fabricator Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Back-alley Builder Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Contraband Creator Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Covert Craftsman Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Illicit Innovator Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Prohibited Producer Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Workshop Wizard Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Synthetic Scientist Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 29, 2023 |
Medal updated: Production Prodigy Rarity: to Unknown Rarity |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Trainee Troublemaker Description: Commit a total of 100 criminal offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Budding Bandit Description: Commit a total of 200 criminal offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Aspiring Assailant Description: Commit a total of 300 criminal offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Fledgling Felon Description: Commit a total of 500 criminal offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Freshman Fiend Description: Commit a total of 750 criminal offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Despicable Deviant Description: Commit a total of 1,000 criminal offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Conniving Culprit Description: Commit a total of 1,500 criminal offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Sordid Sinner Description: Commit a total of 2,000 criminal offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Polished Perpetrator Description: Commit a total of 2,500 criminal offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Relentless Reprobate Description: Commit a total of 3,000 criminal offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Resolute Rogue Description: Commit a total of 4,000 criminal offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Veteran Villain Description: Commit a total of 5,000 criminal offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Masterful Miscreant Description: Commit a total of 6,000 criminal offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Merciless Malefactor Description: Commit a total of 7,500 criminal offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Legendary Lawbreaker Description: Commit a total of 10,000 criminal offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Sinister Scoundrel Description: Commit 100 Vandalism offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Devious Delinquent Description: Commit 200 Vandalism offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Rebellious Ruffian Description: Commit 300 Vandalism offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Artistic Anarchist Description: Commit 500 Vandalism offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Renegade Rascal Description: Commit 750 Vandalism offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Decisive Defacer Description: Commit 1,000 Vandalism offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Villainous Vandal Description: Commit 1,500 Vandalism offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Menacing Misfit Description: Commit 2,000 Vandalism offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Radical Rebel Description: Commit 2,500 Vandalism offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Urban Upsetter Description: Commit 3,000 Vandalism offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Malicious Maverick Description: Commit 4,000 Vandalism offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Reckless Renovator Description: Commit 5,000 Vandalism offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Dynamic Destructor Description: Commit 6,000 Vandalism offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Infernal Instigator Description: Commit 7,500 Vandalism offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Nefarious Nihilist Description: Commit 10,000 Vandalism offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Petty Pilferer Description: Commit 100 Theft offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Crafty Crook Description: Commit 200 Theft offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Nifty Nicker Description: Commit 300 Theft offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Sneaky Snatcher Description: Commit 500 Theft offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Brazen Booster Description: Commit 750 Theft offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Stealthy Stealer Description: Commit 1,000 Theft offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Rampant Robber Description: Commit 1,500 Theft offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Bold Burglar Description: Commit 2,000 Theft offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Invisible Intruder Description: Commit 2,500 Theft offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Lucrative Larcenist Description: Commit 3,000 Theft offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Looting Luminary Description: Commit 4,000 Theft offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Formidable Filcher Description: Commit 5,000 Theft offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Sophisticated Swiper Description: Commit 6,000 Theft offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Notorious Nabber Description: Commit 7,500 Theft offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Prolific Plunderer Description: Commit 10,000 Theft offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Digital Duplicator Description: Commit 100 Counterfeiting offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Covert Copier Description: Commit 200 Counterfeiting offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Resourceful Replicator Description: Commit 300 Counterfeiting offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Mimicking Maestro Description: Commit 500 Counterfeiting offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Faux Fabricator Description: Commit 750 Counterfeiting offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Mock Manufacturer Description: Commit 1,000 Counterfeiting offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Furtive Faker Description: Commit 1,500 Counterfeiting offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Duplicitous Designer Description: Commit 2,000 Counterfeiting offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Counterfeit Crafter Description: Commit 2,500 Counterfeiting offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Emphatic Emulator Description: Commit 3,000 Counterfeiting offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Meticulous Maker Description: Commit 4,000 Counterfeiting offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Artificial Artisan Description: Commit 5,000 Counterfeiting offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Impeccable Imitator Description: Commit 6,000 Counterfeiting offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Bogus Buccaneer Description: Commit 7,500 Counterfeiting offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Famed Forger Description: Commit 10,000 Counterfeiting offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Troublesome Trickster Description: Commit 100 Fraud offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Shameless Shyster Description: Commit 200 Fraud offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Greedy Grifter Description: Commit 300 Fraud offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Daring Deceiver Description: Commit 500 Fraud offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Provocative Persuader Description: Commit 750 Fraud offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Dexterous Defrauder Description: Commit 1,000 Fraud offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Enterprising Enticer Description: Commit 1,500 Fraud offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Blackhearted Bluffer Description: Commit 2,000 Fraud offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Scheming Scammer Description: Commit 2,500 Fraud offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Swanky Swindler Description: Commit 3,000 Fraud offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Impressive Imposter Description: Commit 4,000 Fraud offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Canny Conman Description: Commit 5,000 Fraud offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Frenzied Fraudster Description: Commit 6,000 Fraud offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Bankrupting Bilker Description: Commit 7,500 Fraud offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Misdirection Master Description: Commit 10,000 Fraud offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Underworld Upstart Description: Commit 100 Illicit Service offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Murky Middleman Description: Commit 200 Illicit Service offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Grievous Goon Description: Commit 300 Illicit Service offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Heinous Henchman Description: Commit 500 Illicit Service offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Hardworking Heavy Description: Commit 750 Illicit Service offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Intrepid Intermediary Description: Commit 1,000 Illicit Service offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Crooked Connector Description: Commit 1,500 Illicit Service offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Belligerent Broker Description: Commit 2,000 Illicit Service offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Criminal Contractor Description: Commit 2,500 Illicit Service offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Dark Dealmaker Description: Commit 3,000 Illicit Service offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Lawless Liaison Description: Commit 4,000 Illicit Service offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Clandestine Collaborator Description: Commit 5,000 Illicit Service offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Felonious Facilitator Description: Commit 6,000 Illicit Service offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Amoral Arbitrator Description: Commit 7,500 Illicit Service offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Vice Vendor Description: Commit 10,000 Illicit Service offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Web Wizard Description: Commit 100 Cybercrime offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Digital Desperado Description: Commit 200 Cybercrime offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Tech Tinkerer Description: Commit 300 Cybercrime offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Virtual Virtuoso Description: Commit 500 Cybercrime offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Phishing Phenom Description: Commit 750 Cybercrime offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Network Ninja Description: Commit 1,000 Cybercrime offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Expert Exploiter Description: Commit 1,500 Cybercrime offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Data Dynamo Description: Commit 2,000 Cybercrime offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Code Commando Description: Commit 2,500 Cybercrime offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Online Outlaw Description: Commit 3,000 Cybercrime offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Malware Mogul Description: Commit 4,000 Cybercrime offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: System Saboteur Description: Commit 5,000 Cybercrime offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Heinous Hacker Description: Commit 6,000 Cybercrime offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Backdoor Baron Description: Commit 7,500 Cybercrime offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Byte Boss Description: Commit 10,000 Cybercrime offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Budding Bully Description: Commit 100 Extortion offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Novice Negotiator Description: Commit 200 Extortion offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Cunning Coercer Description: Commit 300 Extortion offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Professional Pressurer Description: Commit 500 Extortion offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Haughty Harasser Description: Commit 750 Extortion offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Calculating Coaxer Description: Commit 1,000 Extortion offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Exceptional Extortionist Description: Commit 1,500 Extortion offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Polished Persuader Description: Commit 2,000 Extortion offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Effective Enforcer Description: Commit 2,500 Extortion offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Industrious Intimidator Description: Commit 3,000 Extortion offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Ruthless Racketeer Description: Commit 4,000 Extortion offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Ominous Oppressor Description: Commit 5,000 Extortion offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Vindictive Victimizer Description: Commit 6,000 Extortion offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Master Manipulator Description: Commit 7,500 Extortion offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Tyrannical Terrorizer Description: Commit 10,000 Extortion offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Grass Grower Description: Commit 100 Illegal Production offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Dope Developer Description: Commit 200 Illegal Production offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Seedy Supplier Description: Commit 300 Illegal Production offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Blackmarket Botanist Description: Commit 500 Illegal Production offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Narcotics Nurturer Description: Commit 750 Illegal Production offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Revered Refiner Description: Commit 1,000 Illegal Production offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Forbidden Fabricator Description: Commit 1,500 Illegal Production offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Back-alley Builder Description: Commit 2,000 Illegal Production offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Contraband Creator Description: Commit 2,500 Illegal Production offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Covert Craftsman Description: Commit 3,000 Illegal Production offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Illicit Innovator Description: Commit 4,000 Illegal Production offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Prohibited Producer Description: Commit 5,000 Illegal Production offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Workshop Wizard Description: Commit 6,000 Illegal Production offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Synthetic Scientist Description: Commit 7,500 Illegal Production offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal added: Production Prodigy Description: Commit 10,000 Illegal Production offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Medal updated: Gone In 240 Seconds Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Tanzania Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Uganda Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Zambia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Zimbabwe Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Finale Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Peppered Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: RNG Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Hands Solo Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Worker Bee Rarity: Common to Very Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Philistine Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Biccy Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: 787thWarDog Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Landlord Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Crucifixion Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Resurrection Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Chain Saver Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Dragon's Breath Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Kosovo Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Something Humerus Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Oh My Gourd! Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Bullish Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Stonks Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Vatican City Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor added: Spoiled Rotten Description: Find all seven rotten food & drink |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor added: Pay Dirt Description: Achieve a skill level of 100 in Search for Cash |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Haiti Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Iceland Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Jamaica Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Jolly Roger Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Kazakhstan Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Kuwait Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Laos Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Morocco Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Nepal Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Nigeria Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Northern Ireland Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Oman Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Palestine Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Peru Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Puerto Rico Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Qatar Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Pride Name: Gay Pride to Pride |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Pride Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Romania Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Scotland Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Sri Lanka Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Taiwan Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Tunisia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Ukraine Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: United Nations Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Allure Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Jack Of All Trades Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Labyrinth Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Silicon Valley Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: 50 Cal Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Optimist Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Draco Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Society's Worst Description: Commit 10,000 criminal offences to Commit 10,000 criminal offenses |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Chainer 2 Rarity: Common to Very Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Second Chance Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Eco Friendly Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Shark Bait Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Departure Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Parallel Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Globule Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Electric Dream Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Pepperoni Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Constellations Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Acute Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Retro Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Serenity Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Glimmer Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Glimmer Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Forgiven Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Futurity Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Supernova Description: Purchased from the Token Shop to Purchased from Token Shop |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Miracle Worker Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Highs and Lows Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Anaemic Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Triple Tap Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Chainer 5 Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Very Rare |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Massacre Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Sidekick Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Daddy's New Shoes Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Sacrificial Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Trafficker Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: City Slicker Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Tendies Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Globetrotter Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: War Machine Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Guardian Angel Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Manu Forti Rarity: Common to Very Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Alpinist Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Double Dragon Rarity: Common to Very Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Powerhouse Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Giant Slayer Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Invictus Rarity: Common to Very Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Toned Rarity: Common to Very Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Cuba Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Uruguay Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Wrecked Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Devastation Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Obliteration Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Overtime Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Sierra Leone Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Cayman Islands Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Specialist Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Venezuela Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Bandolier Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Algeria Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Bolivia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Botswana Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Costa Rica Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Dominican Republic Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Ethiopia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Fiji Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Honduras Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Jordan Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Kenya Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Libya Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Luxembourg Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Maldives Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Moldova Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Mongolia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Montenegro Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Namibia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: North Macedonia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Panama Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Somalia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Suriname Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: United States Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Argentina Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Australia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Austria Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Bangladesh Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Belgium Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Bosnia & Herzegovina Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Brazil Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Brunei Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Bulgaria Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Canada Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: China Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Croatia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Czech Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Denmark Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Egypt Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: El Salvador Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Estonia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Finland Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: France Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Germany Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Greece Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Guyana Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Hong Kong Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Hungary Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: India Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Indonesia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Iran Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Iraq Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Ireland Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Israel Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Italy Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Japan Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Latvia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Lebanon Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Lithuania Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Malaysia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Malta Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Mauritius Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Mexico Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Myanmar Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Netherlands Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: New Zealand Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Norway Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Pakistan Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Philippines Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Poland Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Portugal Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Russia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Saudi Arabia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Serbia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Singapore Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Slovakia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Slovenia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: South Africa Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: South Korea Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Spain Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Sweden Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Switzerland Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Thailand Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Turkey Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: United Arab Emirates Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: United Kingdom Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Vietnam Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Wales Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Cascado Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: British Pride Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Like The Celebs Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Toronto Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Yours Says Replica... Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Act Of Faith Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: We Have A Breach Rarity: Limited to Rare |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Breaking And Entering Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Standard Bar Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Default Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: England Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Afghanistan Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Albania Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Andorra Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Bahrain Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Barbados Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Belarus Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Cambodia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Chile Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Colombia Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Cyprus Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Former USSR Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Ghana Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 28, 2023 |
Honor updated: Greenland Rarity: Unknown Rarity to |
June 27, 2023 |
Medal updated: Deception Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
June 27, 2023 |
Medal updated: Cyber Punk Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
June 26, 2023 |
Medal updated: Super Booster Rarity: Limited to Rare |
June 25, 2023 |
Medal updated: 1337 Hacker Rarity: Limited to Rare |
June 24, 2023 |
Item updated: Oxygen Tank Description: "Oxygen is becoming increasingly popular these days, with the intake of this odorless and tasteless substance breathing new life into the cylindrical gas industry. This versatile tank of pure O² can be hooked up to a variety of different devices and machines to provide oxygen on demand. From scuba drivers and welders through to dentists and firefighters, users of these all-purpose cylinders will breathe a sigh of relief when they realize how easy it is!" to "Oxygen is becoming increasingly popular these days, with the intake of this odorless and tasteless substance breathing new life into the cylindrical gas industry. This versatile tank of pure O² can be hooked up to a variety of different devices and machines to provide oxygen on demand. From scuba divers and welders through to dentists and firefighters, users of these all-purpose cylinders will breathe a sigh of relief when they realize how easy it is!" |
June 24, 2023 |
Medal updated: Ph34r3dn00b Hacker Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
June 24, 2023 |
Medal updated: Imitation Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
June 23, 2023 |
Medal updated: Pick-Pocket Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
June 23, 2023 |
Medal updated: Ub3r1337 Hacker Rarity: Limited to Rare |
June 23, 2023 |
Medal updated: Cat Burglar Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
June 23, 2023 |
Medal updated: Master Joy Rider Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
June 23, 2023 |
Medal updated: Programmer Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Ph34r3d Hacker Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Competent Assassin Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Gone In 180 Seconds Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Safe Cracker Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Gone in 15 Seconds Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Simulated Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Hoax Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Master Carjacker Rarity: Limited to Rare |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Phony Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Parody Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Travesty Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Slim Jim Rarity: Limited to Rare |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Novice Joy Rider Rarity: Limited to Rare |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Master Booster Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Master Slim Jim Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Key Puncher Rarity: Limited to Rare |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Script Kid Rarity: Limited to Rare |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Candy Man Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Marauder Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Pilferer Rarity: Limited to Rare |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Vandal Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
June 22, 2023 |
Medal updated: Kleptomaniac Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
June 21, 2023 |
Honor updated: Find A Penny, Pick It Up Rarity: Limited to Rare |
June 20, 2023 |
Item updated: Receipt Description: "Judging by this receipt, it appears that someone is in for a great night by themselves, given that it lists the purchase of a cucumber, ten trash bags, some duct tape, a family-sized jar of mayonnaise, and a Hannah Montana blu-ray." to "Judging by this receipt, it appears that someone is in for a great night by themselves, given that it lists the purchase of a cucumber, ten trash bags, some duct tape, a family-sized jar of mayonnaise, and the Muppet Christmas Carol blu-ray." |
June 20, 2023 |
Item updated: Golf Club Description: "" to "A versatile implement well-suited to use on the greens and in the ghetto, the golf club's aerodynamic design makes it a favorite of both course professionals and professional killers. Whether you're teeing off or taking out someone's teeth, this club's polished titanium head will hit the target with unnerving accuracy." |
June 20, 2023 |
Item updated: Metal Detector Type: Electronic to Special |
June 20, 2023 |
Item updated: Cemetery Key Type: Other to Special |
June 20, 2023 |
Item updated: Lost and Found Office Key Type: Other to Special |
June 18, 2023 |
Item updated: Car Battery Type: Other to Electronic |
June 18, 2023 |
Item updated: Mix CD Type: Other to Electronic |
June 18, 2023 |
Item updated: Funeral Wreath Type: Other to Flower |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can: Black Name: Spray Can : Black to Spray Can: Black |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can: Black Description: "A spray can." to "This aerosol can contains approximately 400ml of black spray paint. The black items displayed on the can include a chalkboard, some coal, a blackbird, and the darkened void of your immediate surroundings after being locked in the cellar and fed nothing but pins." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can: Red Name: Spray Can : Red to Spray Can: Red |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can: Red Description: "A spray can." to "This aerosol can contains approximately 400ml of red spray paint. The red items displayed on the can include a tomato, a firetruck, a stop sign, and the blood-spattered victims of a brutal murder suicide." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can: Pink Name: Spray Can : Pink to Spray Can: Pink |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can: Pink Description: "A spray can." to "This aerosol can contains approximately 400ml of pink spray paint. The pink items displayed on the can include a piglet, cotton candy, flamingoes, and a sunburnt version of the singer Alecia Beth Moore Hart." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can: Purple Name: Spray Can : Purple to Spray Can: Purple |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can: Purple Description: "A spray can." to "This aerosol can contains approximately 400ml of purple spray paint. The purple items displayed on the can include grapes, an eggplant, some pansies, and a really big bruise that looks like it'll be sore tomorrow." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can: Blue Name: Spray Can : Blue to Spray Can: Blue |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can: Blue Description: "A spray can." to "This aerosol can contains approximately 400ml of blue spray paint. The blue items displayed on the can include blueberries, the ocean, a bunch of cornflowers, and a waffle." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can: Green Name: Spray Can : Green to Spray Can: Green |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can: Green Description: "A spray can." to "This aerosol can contains approximately 400ml of green spray paint. The green items displayed on the can include a frog, a patch of grass, a cannabis leaf, and a tubby child's face after riding a rollercoaster." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can: White Name: Spray Can : White to Spray Can: White |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can: White Description: "A spray can." to "This aerosol can contains approximately 400ml of white spray paint. The white items displayed on the can include a sheet of A4 paper, a snowflake, cotton wool, and a spooky-gentleman dressed like some kind of pointy ghost." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can: Orange Name: Spray Can : Orange to Spray Can: Orange |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can: Orange Description: "A spray can." to "This aerosol can contains approximately 400ml of orange spray paint. The orange items displayed on the can include a satsuma, cheetos, a kinky drawing of Garfield, and the Pornhub logo stencilled onto Donald Trump's face." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Wrench Type: Other to Melee |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Stash Box Description: "A" to "Favored by item market sellers and store owners alike, this metal stash box is an essential item for those who wish to keep their takings out of the reach of light-fingered individuals. Made from reinforced aluminium alloy, the stash box's divided internal compartments are capable of securing up to $75,000 in Torn City Dollars, or $3m in Vietnamese Dong. " |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Casket Description: "" to "The craftsmanship and quality of this solid oak wooden casket are so high that upon seeing it you'll wish you were the one who was dead! Lined on the inside with luxurious silk and festooned with gleaming brass handles on either side, it's almost a shame that this coffin has to be buried underground. In a recent public survey, 6 out of 10 necrophiliacs described this deluxe model as frustratingly hard to bust open." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Hoe Description: "" to "Not to be confused with a promiscuous human female, a hoe is a garden hand tool consisting of a slanted blade at the end of a long handle. Much like a lady of ill-repute, the garden hoe is useful when spreading seed, with its metal blade used to break up and furrow soil in preparation for the sewing of plant spores." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Fertilizer Description: "" to "Bombs and blooms are well served by this high-quality fertilizer courtesy of the Lo Squalo waste management company. While many commercial fertilizers advertise themselves as nitrate-free, Lo Squalo's nutrient-rich compost has five times the nitrate levels of our best-selling competitor. Made from 104% recycled organic matter harvested from the city dump, there's a piece of yous in every sack." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Garden Gnome Description: "" to "This charming ceramic figurine depicts a traditional garden gnome with a long pointy hat and thick white beard. While such items are often used to decorate the gardens of people with no taste, legend has it that the presence of a garden gnome is said to ward off evil spirits. This claim has been discredited by the apparent ineffectuality of gnomes in stopping cats from pissing in people's gardens." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Wheelbarrow Description: "" to "With its steel tray complemented by a solid rubber wheel, this wheelbarrow is both strong and sturdy, capable of withstanding even the heaviest of loads. Whether you're transporting a stack of stolen tires or a dismembered human corpse, this simple yet practical device is a must-have item for anyone looking to dump stuff elsewhere." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Shovel Description: "" to "This high-quality shovel utilizes a high-carbon blade to cut through even the driest turf with consummate ease. Based on a design by famed British horticulturalist Frederick West, this implement's lightweight shaft and comfortable grip makes light work of the most arduous garden projects. If you need to dig and fill a 6ft by 6ft by 3ft hole quick enough for the neighbors to think you're merely relaying a patio, this is the tool for the job." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Stash Box Description: "" to "A" |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Tractor Part Description: "" to "While tractor owners in the mainland US had to fight tooth and nail to enact right-to-repair laws, Torn's farming community have been fixing their own vehicles for decades - often with disastrous results. This tractor component is generic enough that it can be installed easily by even the most numbskulled amateur mechanic. Just pop open the hood, rip out the bad part, whack in the new thingy, and you're good to go!" |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Headphones Type: Other to Electronic |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Oxygen Tank Description: "" to "Oxygen is becoming increasingly popular these days, with the intake of this odorless and tasteless substance breathing new life into the cylindrical gas industry. This versatile tank of pure O² can be hooked up to a variety of different devices and machines to provide oxygen on demand. From scuba drivers and welders through to dentists and firefighters, users of these all-purpose cylinders will breathe a sigh of relief when they realize how easy it is!" |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Bone Description: "" to "Bones are the natural framework on which the meatier parts of biological beings are draped. Primarily consisting of collagen fibers and mineralized calcium, the collective noun for a group of bones is a spooky skeleton. This particular bone is of unknown origin - it could even be yours!" |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Nitrous Tank Description: "" to "Nitrous Oxide, commonly known as laughing gas, is a staple of both dentist's waiting rooms and the Fast and Furious movies. After being inhaled by a human, N²O is known to create brief feelings of euphoria, relaxation, and pain relief. When this gas is introduced to the engine of a vehicle, it allows the vehicle to achieve a higher rate of fuel combustion, increasing its speed and acceleration. The effects of this gas on sentient machines like Optimus Prime, Lightning McQueen, or Robocop have yet to be determined." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Rope Description: "" to "Thinking of taking your own life? Buy a gun! Then use that gun to rob a hardware store and acquire this length of sturdy, polyhemp rope instead. With a tensile strength of 2,000-3,000 kilograms, the sheer quality and durability of this rope will give you a positive new outlook on life from the moment you run it through your hands. Available in lengths of small, medium-small, and longer-small." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Wrench Description: "" to "Made from a carbon steel alloy, this wrench can be used to fasten or unfasten all sorts of bolts, nuts, or other fasteners. Hex bolts, square nuts, wing nuts, slotted screws, rivet nuts, anchor screws, phillips head screws, eye bolts, toggle bolts, U-bolts, jam nuts, stud bolts, coupling nuts, thumb screws, and your grandmother's cookie jar - you name it, this wrench can fasten or unfasten it all day long." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Beach Ball Description: "" to "As their name suggests, Beach Balls can often be found at the beach, but they are sometimes seen being used in the water, on grass, and in the penalty area of Sunderland FC. The world's largest beach ball was 20 meters in diameter and was made for the the 2017 movie, Baywatch. An inflated mass of plastic and rubber, its star Pamela Anderson remains active in the movie industry today." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Towel Description: "" to "There are two types of towel in the world. The soft, delicate kind that your mother brings out for guests but which don't do shit to dry you off. Or the battered old scratchy kind, which have been in your family for years and can desiccate a human body within two seconds of touching damp skin. This towel is the latter kind, because this is Torn City, not a luxury spa hotel." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Blanket Description: "" to "This delightful woolen blanket wouldn't look out of place draped over a sofa, spread across a bed, or wrapped around a teeny tiny human being. This is in stark contrast to Blanket Jackson, son of Michael, who is more suited to being dangled precariously over a hotel balcony." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Tire Description: "" to "Building upon an ancient concept known as "the wheel", the tire is an inflatable rubber covering which sits around the rim of a wheel to make it look pretty. Controversial studies suggest that the addition of tires to wheels provide more grip and stability for the vehicle's driver, but these claims are yet to be proven independently. The modern tire contains over 200 materials, including kevlar, nylon, rubber, and steel. This is why they smell so good when you burn them." |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Vitamins Description: "" to "Feeling a little run-down? Is the daily drudgery of commuting and working taking its toll? This bottle of 120 multivitamins will do absolutely nothing to help! With each pill containing 150% more than the recommended daily dose of 22 vitamins and minerals, you're guaranteed to piss out far more than you absorb! Now with extra bulking agents!" |
June 16, 2023 |
Item updated: Cough Syrup Description: "" to "Originally formulated as a remedy for throat irritation and congestion, cough syrup became popular among Houston's blues musicians in the 1960s as a potent mixer for beer. Known on the streets as Purple Drank, Sizzurp, and Lean, codeine-laced Cough Syrup is now enjoyed straight by modern artists like Lil Wayne and Engelbert Humperdinck." |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Embosser Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Sewing Kit Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Crucible Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Cemetery Key Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Black Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Red Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Pink Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Purple Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Blue Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Green Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : White Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Orange Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Rotten Apple Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Festering Chicken Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Moldy Pizza Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Smelly Cheese Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Sour Milk Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Stale Bread Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Spoiled Fish Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Insurance Policy Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Bank Statement Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Car Battery Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Torn City Times Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Magazine Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Umbrella Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Travel Mug Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Headphones Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Mix CD Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Lost and Found Office Key Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Cosmetics Case Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Phone Card Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Subway Pass Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Silver Coin Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Silver Bead Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Lucky Quarter Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Funeral Wreath Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Car Keys Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Handkerchief Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Candle Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Tin Can Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Ladder Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Wire Cutters Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Credit Card Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Lipstick Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Driver's License Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Tampon Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Receipt Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Family Photo Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Lint Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Handcuffs Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Lubricant Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Hit Contract Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Syringe Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Spoon Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Formaldehyde Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Sticky Notes Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Casket Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Nitrous Tank Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Rope Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Window Breaker Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Lockpicks Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Skeleton Key Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Wrench Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Truck Nuts Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Thimble Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Beach Ball Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Hunting Trophy Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Hoe Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Fishing Rod Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Bleach Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Lye Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Towel Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Scissors Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Shaving Foam Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Oxygen Tank Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Massage Oil Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Jigsaw Puzzle Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Picture Frame Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Cigar Cutter Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Ash Tray Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Bowling Trophy Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Fertilizer Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Igniter Cord Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Bond Paper Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Garden Gnome Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Wheelbarrow Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Shovel Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Blanket Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Plunger Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Silver Cutlery Set Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Perfume Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Croquet Set Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Horseshoe Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Persian Rug Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Typewriter Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Chandelier Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Inkwell Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Bull Semen Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Ammonia Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Hydrochloric Acid Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Anchor Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Boat Engine Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Brass Ingot Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Tractor Part Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Tire Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Bone Saw Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Machine Part Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Cattle Prod Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Binoculars Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Razor Wire Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Stamp Collection Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Bucket Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Urea Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Phosphorus Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Potassium Nitrate Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Grain Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Shampoo Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Detergent Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Vitamins Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Cough Syrup Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Paper Towels Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Pepper Mill Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Toothbrush Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Toothpaste Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Mouthwash Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Mop Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Broom Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Floor Cleaner Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Model Spine Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Massage Table Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Dentures Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Gold Tooth Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Bleaching Tray Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Dental Mirror Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Paperclips Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Stapler Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Hole Punch Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Notepad Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Permanent Marker Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Toner Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Bone Type: Collectible to Other |
June 15, 2023 |
Item added: Cardstock Description: |
June 15, 2023 |
Item added: Blowtorch Description: |
June 15, 2023 |
Item added: Adhesive Plastic Description: |
June 15, 2023 |
Item added: Glue Description: |
June 15, 2023 |
Item added: Crushed Enamel Description: |
June 15, 2023 |
Item updated: Scrap Metal Type: Collectible to Other |
June 14, 2023 |
Item updated: Bottle Cap Type: Collectible to Other |
May 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Embosser Type: Other to Collectible |
May 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Sewing Kit Type: Other to Collectible |
May 30, 2023 |
Item updated: Crucible Type: Other to Collectible |
May 29, 2023 |
Item added: Sewing Kit Description: |
May 29, 2023 |
Item added: Crucible Description: |
May 29, 2023 |
Item added: Hot Foil Stamper Description: |
May 29, 2023 |
Item added: Embosser Description: |
May 29, 2023 |
Item updated: Cemetery Key Name: Graveyard Key to Cemetery Key |
May 29, 2023 |
Item updated: Cemetery Key Description: "As its name suggests, this key grants access to the Torn City Graveyard, enabling you to desecrate graves, interfere with corpses and make goth music videos as often as you so wish." to "As its name suggests, this key grants access to the Torn City cemetery, enabling you to desecrate graves, interfere with corpses and make goth music videos as often as you so wish." |
May 18, 2023 |
Medal updated: Ten Years of Service Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
May 13, 2023 |
Medal updated: Painkiller Abuse Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
May 12, 2023 |
Honor updated: Magical Veins Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
May 12, 2023 |
Medal updated: Ten Years of Service Rarity: Common to Uncommon |
May 4, 2023 |
Item updated: Book : Mind Over Matter Description: "Mind over matter - a saying we've all heard but what exactly does it mean?
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April 27, 2023 |
Item updated: Stash Box Type: Collectible to Supply Pack |
April 26, 2023 |
Item updated: Bond Paper Name: Paper Ream to Bond Paper |
April 25, 2023 |
Item added: Cassock Description: |
April 23, 2023 |
Medal updated: Novice Joy Rider Rarity: Rare to Limited |
April 19, 2023 |
Honor updated: Law Bachelor Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
April 18, 2023 |
Item updated: Spray Can : White Name: Spray Can : Yellow to Spray Can : White |
March 28, 2023 |
Item updated: Purple Easter Egg Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +10 Mission Credits when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Greetings, operative. I shall waste no time. We have a mutual goal. You wish to earn more mission credits, it is my purpose to facilitate that. I have no need for your friendship, merely your cooperation. Understood? Don't bother answering that. I know I made myself perfectly clear." |
March 28, 2023 |
Item updated: Blue Easter Egg Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +$100,000 when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Fear not, mortal. You are now under the protection of Blue. Guarded by my presence, danger itself shall fear you. Your human form is frail and weak. But with my help, thou art fortified against all peril. Together, we shall defy death. I will see to it that you resist the lure of the afterlife with every ounce of strength. Onward, soldier. To victory!" |
March 28, 2023 |
Item updated: Green Easter Egg Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +50 Energy when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Hey champ! Are you ready to take on the world? No worries if not. But if you are in the right place spiritually, I'm here for you with a bolt of fresh, organic, unfiltered, recycled, cruelty-free filtered energy. Gulp me down and feel me deep inside your core! Because with my green glow on your side, you'll be ready to attack the day and crush your goals. I believe in you. Carpe diem!" |
March 28, 2023 |
Item updated: Red Easter Egg Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +10 Nerve when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Lookin' for a lil nerve, are ya? Thought so. Folks always come crawling back to old red when they're feelin' yellow. That happy little freak might make ya'll giddy inside, but old red will kick you in the balls and pull you up by your bootstraps. And then steal your boots. And kick you in the balls again. What was I sayin? Ah, who gives a rat's hole. Wanna burn a warehouse? " |
March 28, 2023 |
Item updated: Yellow Easter Egg Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +250 happiness when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Isn't Torn City great? Life is good here. All the people are so friendly and kind. Look at that cute squirrel! I wonder if he has a family. Families are great. I love to think about my family and smile. Do you like smiling? Smile with me. Let's smile together. Oh wow, there's that squirrel again. Is he smiling? I had no idea squirrels could smile. A smile is the best thing to wear, and it's free! What are you wearing? A frown? Let's turn that frown... You guessed it! Upside down. Hahaha. We're having so much fun together." |
March 28, 2023 |
Item updated: White Easter Egg Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +5 Points when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Welcome to the circle of sobriety, friend. There are no judgments here, only love. By embracing my light, you will take the first step on the long road to recovery. My white exterior represents hope. Hope that you will one day free yourself from the chains of addiction. Each time you partake of my pureness, the grip of substance shall release a little more. Give me your hand. Let us form a circle. One egg at a time, we will conquer your demons together." |
March 28, 2023 |
Item updated: Black Easter Egg Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides Crime Experience when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Money makes the world go round, and the black egg is here to make sure you're spinning in the right direction. My returns are uncorrelated with traditional asset classes, providing valuable diversification in the field of portfolio optimization. Your eyes have glazed over. Don't worry, I've got this. You want to be a high roller, right? First, you have to roll the dough. Then, we make bread." |
March 28, 2023 |
Item updated: Gold Easter Egg Description: "The rarest of all Easter eggs. One can only claim one of these when turning in the ten others; Blue, Green, Red, Yellow, White, Black, Brown, Orange, Pink, and Purple. Provides a very large happiness increase when consumed." to "Feeling tired, bro? No sweat, bro. The gold egg's got your back. I'll have you powering through your fitness goals in less time than it takes to make scrambles. We're gonna crush it, broseph. Unless you wanna be a field mouse for the rest of your life. Is that what you want? Huh? Answer me. What's up, cat got your tongue, wickle mousey? There we go. Now you're getting pissed off. I like that. Use it. Abuse it. Unleash the beast within!" |
March 28, 2023 |
Item updated: Brown Easter Egg Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +100 to random working stat when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "Kids today don't know the meaning of hard work. I do. My father beat it into me when I was a child. And I was grateful for it. 28 hours a day, 9 days a week he slaved away down at the hard labor factory. Did he ever complain? I never heard it. And I won't hear it from you. My old man had the grindset mentality, and I'll teach it to you, too. He never took time off. He never did bare minimum mondays. He even asked his boss to reduce his wage so he could truly feel he earned it. Anyway, enough chatter. Let's get to work." |
March 28, 2023 |
Item updated: Orange Easter Egg Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides +50 Casino Tokens when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "" |
March 28, 2023 |
Item updated: Pink Easter Egg Description: "A rare Easter egg that can only be found during the month of April, which provides Experience when picked up. Trade in all ten Easter eggs for a special Gold Egg, an honor bar, and some points! Provides a moderate happiness increase when consumed." to "" |
March 28, 2023 |
Item updated: Brass Ingot Name: Steel Ingot to Brass Ingot |
March 23, 2023 |
Item updated: Purple Easter Egg Type: Candy to Booster |
March 23, 2023 |
Item updated: Blue Easter Egg Type: Candy to Booster |
March 23, 2023 |
Item updated: Green Easter Egg Type: Candy to Booster |
March 23, 2023 |
Item updated: Red Easter Egg Type: Candy to Booster |
March 23, 2023 |
Item updated: Yellow Easter Egg Type: Candy to Booster |
March 23, 2023 |
Item updated: White Easter Egg Type: Candy to Booster |
March 23, 2023 |
Item updated: Black Easter Egg Type: Candy to Booster |
March 23, 2023 |
Item updated: Gold Easter Egg Type: Candy to Booster |
March 23, 2023 |
Item updated: Brown Easter Egg Type: Candy to Booster |
March 23, 2023 |
Item updated: Orange Easter Egg Type: Candy to Booster |
March 23, 2023 |
Item updated: Pink Easter Egg Type: Candy to Booster |
March 21, 2023 |
Item updated: Chocolate Egg Description: "" to "Forged in the fires of Sally's Sweet Shop from the shells of a thousand expired others, the Chocolate Egg is a limited edition item of which no more will be produced. On the momentous day when the final Chocolate Egg has been consumed, Torn's citizens will be forced to seek happiness elsewhere, through love, hate, the pursuit of knowledge, or the consumption of literally any other candy." |
March 18, 2023 |
Item added: Chocolate Egg Description: |
March 18, 2023 |
Medal updated: Safe Cracker Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
March 17, 2023 |
Item updated: Sentinel Helmet Description: "" to "The Sentinel Helmet is constructed from advanced polyethylene fibers embedded within a high-strength thermoplastic shell. This combination provides high-level defensive protection versus rifle projectiles, bomb fragments, and most other ballistic attacks." |
March 17, 2023 |
Item updated: Sentinel Apron Name: Sentinel Body to Sentinel Apron |
March 17, 2023 |
Item updated: Sentinel Apron Description: "" to "Front and rear ceramic armor plates protect the wearer's vital organs, while the ultra-high molecular weight polyethylene fiber composite holds everything together in a lightweight and comfortable garment. Thanks to its advanced materials and precise construction, the Sentinel Apron's incredible stopping power is unmatched on the battlefield." |
March 17, 2023 |
Item updated: Sentinel Pants Description: "" to "With reinforced seams stitching together a special ceramic composite fabric, the Sentinel Pants are engineered to withstand even the most extreme conditions, making them the ideal choice for warriors who demand the best in defensive gear." |
March 17, 2023 |
Item updated: Sentinel Boots Description: "" to "Made of lightweight and durable composite material, the Sentinel Boots resist shocks, impacts, and punctures while maintaining flexibility and agility. With a unique anti-slip sole and reinforced toe and heel caps, fighters know that these boots can be relied upon to provide both protection and mobility in extreme circumstances." |
March 17, 2023 |
Item updated: Sentinel Gloves Description: "" to "Sentinel Gloves provide the wearer with superior hand protection without sacrificing digital dexterity. Their textured palms offer exceptional levels of grip, while the ceramic fiber and resin shell ensures that the dorsal surface of the hand is shielded both from close combat blunt trauma and ballistic assaults at distance." |
March 17, 2023 |
Medal updated: Ten Years of Service Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
March 16, 2023 |
Medal updated: Script Kid Rarity: Rare to Limited |
March 1, 2023 |
Item updated: Sentinel Helmet Name: X Helmet to Sentinel Helmet |
March 1, 2023 |
Item updated: Sentinel Body Name: X Body to Sentinel Body |
March 1, 2023 |
Item updated: Sentinel Pants Name: X Pants to Sentinel Pants |
March 1, 2023 |
Item updated: Sentinel Boots Name: X Boots to Sentinel Boots |
March 1, 2023 |
Item updated: Sentinel Gloves Name: X Gloves to Sentinel Gloves |
February 22, 2023 |
Item added: X Boots Description: |
February 22, 2023 |
Item added: X Gloves Description: |
February 22, 2023 |
Item added: X Pants Description: |
February 22, 2023 |
Item added: X Helmet Description: |
February 22, 2023 |
Item added: X Body Description: |
February 21, 2023 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
February 21, 2023 |
Medal updated: Fortress Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
February 15, 2023 |
Honor updated: Red Camo Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
February 13, 2023 |
Medal updated: Underboss Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
February 9, 2023 |
Honor updated: Luxury Real Estate Description: Buy an airstrip for a property to Own an airstrip |
February 5, 2023 |
Medal updated: Level Eighty Five Rarity: Rare to Limited |
January 31, 2023 |
Item updated: Driver's License Name: License to Driver's License |
January 27, 2023 |
Medal updated: Four Years of Service Rarity: Common to Very Common |
January 21, 2023 |
Item updated: Mayan Statue Description: "Small, dark jade statue of the Mayan God Quetzacoatl. Quetzalcoatl is the god of human sustenance, penitence, self-sacrifice, re-birth and butterflies." to "Small, dark jade statue of the Mayan God Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl is the god of human sustenance, penitence, self-sacrifice, re-birth and butterflies." |
January 1, 2023 |
Item updated: Cinnamon Decoration Name: Cinnamon Ornament to Cinnamon Decoration |
January 1, 2023 |
Item updated: Cinnamon Decoration Description: "A home-made ornament, giving off a lovely whiff of cinnamon." to "A home-made Christmas tree decoration, giving off a lovely whiff of cinnamon." |
January 1, 2023 |
Item updated: Ruger 57 Name: Ruger 22/45 to Ruger 57 |
January 1, 2023 |
Item updated: Ruger 57 Description: "A fast firing pistol holding 15 rounds per magazine. An accurate and moderately powerful weapon." to "A fast firing pistol chambered for the 5.7mm cartridge, holding 20 rounds per magazine. An accurate and moderately powerful weapon." |
December 31, 2022 |
Medal updated: Travesty Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
December 29, 2022 |
Item added: PSU Description: |
December 29, 2022 |
Item added: Computer Fan Description: |
December 29, 2022 |
Item added: Water Block Description: |
December 29, 2022 |
Item added: Heat Sink Description: |
December 29, 2022 |
Item added: CPU Description: |
December 29, 2022 |
Item added: HPCPU Description: |
December 29, 2022 |
Item added: eCPU Description: |
December 29, 2022 |
Item updated: Golf Club Type: Collectible to Melee |
December 25, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
December 25, 2022 |
Medal updated: Idolized Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
December 24, 2022 |
Honor updated: Party Animal Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
December 24, 2022 |
Medal updated: Master Slim Jim Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
December 20, 2022 |
Item updated: Tin of Treats Description: "Looking to indulge your sweet tooth? Then pop open this Tin of Treats and feast upon the sugary goodness inside. Each tin has a chance to include multiple candies. And if your favorite pet has just died, or your partner has left you for a younger lover, nobody could judge you for shoving the whole lot right in your miserable gob." to "Looking to indulge your sweet tooth? Then pop open this Tin of Treats and feast upon the sugary goodness inside. Each tin contains six random candies, including Jawbreakers, Pixie Sticks, Candy Kisses, Tootsie Rolls, Chocolate Truffles, and Sherbet. And if your favorite pet has just died, or your partner has left you for a younger lover, nobody could judge you for shoving the whole lot right in your miserable gob." |
December 19, 2022 |
Item updated: Queen Elizabeth II Mask '22 Description: "" to "In some cultures, the creation of a death mask is considered a sign of respect - that's our excuse, and we're sticking with it. This Queen Elizabeth II mask, created to honor the second-longest reigning Monarch in history, is made from recycled Union Flags and copies of the Daily Express. It is your divine right to wear this mask on any occasion you see fit, whether you're cutting the ribbon on a new sewage works, orchestrating the death of your daughter-in-law, or visiting a local branch of Coutts to pay off your son's considerable legal bills." |
December 19, 2022 |
Item updated: Tin of Treats Description: "Looking to indulge your sweet tooth? Then pop open this Tin of Treats and feast upon the sugary goodness inside. Each tin has a chance to include multiple bags of candy. And if your favorite pet has just died, or your partner has left you for a younger lover, nobody could judge you for shoving the whole lot right in your miserable gob." to "Looking to indulge your sweet tooth? Then pop open this Tin of Treats and feast upon the sugary goodness inside. Each tin has a chance to include multiple candies. And if your favorite pet has just died, or your partner has left you for a younger lover, nobody could judge you for shoving the whole lot right in your miserable gob." |
December 19, 2022 |
Item added: Queen Elizabeth II Mask '22 Description: |
December 19, 2022 |
Item added: Tin of Treats Description: Looking to indulge your sweet tooth? Then pop open this Tin of Treats and feast upon the sugary goodness inside. Each tin has a chance to include multiple bags of candy. And if your favorite pet has just died, or your partner has left you for a younger lover, nobody could judge you for shoving the whole lot right in your miserable gob. |
December 15, 2022 |
Item added: Donkey Adoption Certificate Description: Alan is a 14-year-old retired beach donkey who lives on an island sanctuary off the south coast of Torn City. This Donkey Adoption Certificate confirms that someone has paid on your behalf to cover the cost of Alan's care for the foreseeable future. In return, the bearer of this certificate will receive regular updates on Alan's health, general demeanor, and frequent romantic encounters. |
December 15, 2022 |
Item added: Ban Hammer Description: The mythical Ban Hammer wielded by staff against unruly citizens has now become manifest. All hail its unrivaled ability to defeat cheaters and perverts through the power of federal jailing. Bow before its might. Fear its judgement. Loathe it. Love it. Kiss it as if it were your mother. For if you step out of line, even just once, the Ban Hammer shall be brought down upon you with the full force of Federal Law. |
December 2, 2022 |
Item updated: Epinephrine Description: "Epinephrine is released from the adrenal glands when the user is in danger or excited. It prepares the user for these situations by boosting the supply of oxygen and glucose to the brain and muscles also increasing heart rate and supressing the immune system. When used in combat, this steroid will provide a massive bonus to strength." to "Epinephrine is released from the adrenal glands when the user is in danger or excited. It prepares the user for these situations by boosting the supply of oxygen and glucose to the brain and muscles also increasing heart rate and suppressing the immune system. When used in combat, this steroid will provide a massive bonus to strength." |
December 2, 2022 |
Item updated: P90 Description: "Effective close-range semi-automatic weapon. 50-round magazine. Not particularly accurate, but its fast firing and magnum rounds cause heavy damage on anything it hits." to "Effective close-range automatic weapon. 50-round magazine. Not particularly accurate, but its fast firing will cause heavy damage on anything it hits." |
December 2, 2022 |
Item updated: Chain Mail Description: "Chain Mail consists of a series of individual metal rings linked together to form a mesh, resulting in a flexible yet resilient barrier capable of protecting the wearer against blunt force trauma. This form of armor was most commonly used by European warriors between 300 BC - 1500 AD, but today is mostly worn by overweight war reenacters who like to play dressup on the weekends." to "Chain Mail consists of a series of individual metal rings linked together to form a mesh, resulting in a flexible yet resilient barrier capable of protecting the wearer during hand-to-hand combat. This form of armor was most commonly used by European warriors between 300 BC - 1600 AD, but today is mostly worn by overweight war reenactors who like to play dress-up on the weekends." |
November 27, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
November 26, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
November 20, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
November 19, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
November 11, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
November 8, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
November 7, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
November 6, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
November 5, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
November 4, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
November 3, 2022 |
Medal updated: Blitzkrieg Rarity: Rare to Limited |
October 30, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
October 29, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
October 29, 2022 |
Medal updated: Consigliere Rarity: Rare to Limited |
October 28, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
October 26, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
October 26, 2022 |
Medal updated: Pilferer Rarity: Rare to Limited |
October 25, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Rare to Very Rare |
October 24, 2022 |
Honor updated: Tiger Skin Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
October 16, 2022 |
Item updated: Hell Priest Mask '22 Description: "" to "Known to many as Pinhead, the Hell Priest is both the leader of The Cenobites and an important figure in the modern identity politics movement, as he identifies as neither an angel nor a demon. In tribute to the character's sadomasochistic persuasion, this mask of the Hell Priest was created with the sharp ends of the pins turned inwards - pain has a face, allow us to show it to you." |
October 15, 2022 |
Item updated: Hell Priest Mask '22 Name: Pinhead Mask '22 to Hell Priest Mask '22 |
October 14, 2022 |
Item added: Pinhead Mask '22 Description: |
October 6, 2022 |
Item updated: Permanent Marker Name: Marker to Permanent Marker |
September 22, 2022 |
Item updated: Epinephrine Description: "Epinephrine is released from the adrenal glands when the user is in danger or excited. It prepares the user for these situations by boosting the supply of oxygen and glucose to the brain and muscles also increasing heart rate and supressing the immune system. When used in combat, this booster will provide a massive bonus to strength." to "Epinephrine is released from the adrenal glands when the user is in danger or excited. It prepares the user for these situations by boosting the supply of oxygen and glucose to the brain and muscles also increasing heart rate and supressing the immune system. When used in combat, this steroid will provide a massive bonus to strength." |
September 22, 2022 |
Item updated: Melatonin Description: "Melatonin reduces the effects of disease and pain and in other tests, Melatonin can possibly increase one's concentration levels. When used in combat, this booster will provide a massive bonus to speed." to "Melatonin reduces the effects of disease and pain and in other tests, Melatonin can possibly increase one's concentration levels. When used in combat, this steroid will provide a massive bonus to speed." |
September 22, 2022 |
Item updated: Serotonin Description: "Serotonin acts as a pain killer, and helps with blood clotting. Tests on animals show that serotonin can make the animal more dominant and aggressive. When used in combat, this booster will provide a massive bonus to defense, and may even replenish some life." to "Serotonin acts as a pain killer, and helps with blood clotting. Tests on animals show that serotonin can make the animal more dominant and aggressive. When used in combat, this steroid will provide a massive bonus to defense, and may even replenish some life." |
September 22, 2022 |
Item updated: Tyrosine Description: "Tyrosine acts as a mental alertness booster by synthesising itself into dopamine; a compound which improves the transport of messages between nerve cells and neurons. Tests on animals show that Tyrosine can have an effect on mood and alertness. When used in combat, this booster will provide a massive bonus to dexterity." to "Tyrosine acts as a mental alertness booster by synthesising itself into dopamine; a compound which improves the transport of messages between nerve cells and neurons. Tests on animals show that Tyrosine can have an effect on mood and alertness. When used in combat, this steroid will provide a massive bonus to dexterity." |
September 17, 2022 |
Item updated: Marker Name: Markers to Marker |
August 30, 2022 |
Item updated: Lawyer Business Card Description: "This card has the number of a professional defense lawyer on it, courtesy of the Society and Legal Authorities Group." to "This card has the number of a professional defense lawyer on it, courtesy of the Legal Authorities Group." |
August 19, 2022 |
Medal updated: Key Puncher Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 15, 2022 |
Medal updated: Kleptomaniac Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 15, 2022 |
Medal updated: Ph34r3d Hacker Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
August 12, 2022 |
Medal updated: Hoax Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
July 31, 2022 |
Item updated: Molotov Cocktail Description: "The poor man's hand grenade. Easy to make with an empty bottle, some gasoline, and a wick to plug the neck of the bottle. The trick is knowing how long to wait, after you light the wick, before throwing the Molotov cocktail at your target--you don't want it to bounce off, but to explode in a ball of fire." to "Easy to make with an empty bottle, some gasoline, and a wick to plug the neck of the bottle. The trick is knowing how long to wait, after you light the wick, before throwing the Molotov cocktail at your target--you don't want it to bounce off, but to explode in a ball of fire." |
July 25, 2022 |
Honor updated: Orange Camo Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 25, 2022 |
Medal updated: Level Sixty Five Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 4, 2022 |
Medal updated: Slim Jim Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 29, 2022 |
Medal updated: Heroic Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 24, 2022 |
Medal updated: Level Twenty Five Rarity: Common to Very Common |
June 16, 2022 |
Medal updated: Parody Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 13, 2022 |
Item updated: Glitter Bomb Description: "" to "A recent poll listed glitter as the second-most annoying substance known to mankind, behind old milk but ahead of uranium. This Glitter Bomb can be used to deploy shiny dirt into every crease and crevice of your opponent, either as a sign of affection, or a display of malicious intent. The glitter in this Glitter Bomb was made from recycled DVD covers produced for Mariah Carey’s 2001 movie Glitter, which bombed at the box office." |
June 13, 2022 |
Item added: Glitter Bomb Description: |
April 28, 2022 |
Item updated: Igniter Cord Type: Other to Collectible |
April 27, 2022 |
Item updated: Igniter Cord Name: Fuse to Igniter Cord |
April 27, 2022 |
Item updated: Igniter Cord Type: Electronic to Other |
April 22, 2022 |
Medal updated: Master Booster Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
April 6, 2022 |
Item updated: Gold Rosette Description: "This gold ribbon is awarded to the 1st place winners of community events. Handed out on rare occasions, this prestigious award proves the recipient is better than everyone else at everything, full stop." to "This gold rosette is awarded to the 1st place winners of community events. Handed out on rare occasions, this prestigious award proves the recipient is better than everyone else at everything, full stop." |
April 6, 2022 |
Item updated: Silver Rosette Description: "This silver ribbon is awarded to the 2nd place winners of community events. Its sale is frowned upon by event administrators. Treasure it forever!" to "This silver rosette is awarded to the 2nd place winners of community events. Its sale is frowned upon by event administrators. Treasure it forever!" |
April 6, 2022 |
Item updated: Bronze Rosette Description: "This bronze ribbon is awarded to the 3rd place winners of community events. Not quite as good as gold or silver, the recipient has still strongly excelled over the majority of other participants." to "This bronze rosette is awarded to the 3rd place winners of community events. Not quite as good as gold or silver, the recipient has still strongly excelled over the majority of other participants." |
April 5, 2022 |
Item updated: Gold Rosette Name: Gold Ribbon to Gold Rosette |
April 5, 2022 |
Item updated: Silver Rosette Name: Silver Ribbon to Silver Rosette |
April 5, 2022 |
Item updated: Bronze Rosette Name: Bronze Ribbon to Bronze Rosette |
March 29, 2022 |
Item updated: Dune Vest Description: "About the only challenge this body armor does not help protect you from is an itchy trickly of sand down the small of your back." to "About the only challenge this body armor does not help protect you from is an itchy trickle of sand down the small of your back." |
March 29, 2022 |
Medal updated: Double Emerald Anniversary Rarity: Common to Very Common |
March 23, 2022 |
Medal updated: Mile High Club Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
March 21, 2022 |
Item updated: Moldy Pizza Name: Mouldy Pizza to Moldy Pizza |
March 21, 2022 |
Medal updated: Level Ninety Five Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
March 18, 2022 |
Item updated: Tin Foil Hat Type: Other to Clothing |
March 15, 2022 |
Item updated: Injury Cache Description: "" to "Have you had an accident in the last five years that wasn't your fault? Arrive at the trial wearing an item from the Injury Cache, and you could increase your payout by over 500%!!! Bandages, braces, and prostheses can be found in this box of medical-themed wearables, with most items left bloody and unwashed so as to retain the unique musk of human misery." |
March 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Potassium Nitrate Name: Potassium to Potassium Nitrate |
February 27, 2022 |
Medal updated: Level Eighty Rarity: Rare to Limited |
February 26, 2022 |
Medal updated: Candy Man Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
February 25, 2022 |
Item added: Injury Cache Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Hook Hand Name: Hook hand to Hook Hand |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Hook Hand Description: "The metacarpus-replacement of choice for pirates and radical clerics alike, a Hook Hand represents a more practical prosthesis for those who are not finger privileged. Hand Hooks may not look like a real human hand, but they can do many things a fleshy extremity cannot, such as slice things open, hammer nails, and allow sadists to wipe their backside in a manner more befitting of their lifestyle choice." to "The metacarpus-replacement of choice for pirates and radical clerics alike, a Hook Hand represents a more practical prosthesis for those who are not finger privileged. Hand Hooks may not look like a real human hand, but they can do many things a fleshy extremity cannot, such as slice things open, hammer nails, and allow masochists to wipe their backside in a manner more befitting of their lifestyle choice." |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Hooorang's Key Name: Skeleton Key to Hooorang's Key |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Perfume Name: Purfume to Perfume |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Toner Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Bloody Apron Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Bone Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Notepad Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Markers Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Paperclips Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Stapler Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Hole Punch Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Bleaching Tray Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Dental Mirror Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Gold Tooth Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Scalp Massager Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Dentures Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Model Spine Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Massage Table Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Floor Cleaner Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Broom Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Mop Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Toothbrush Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Toothpaste Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Mouthwash Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Paper Towels Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Pepper Mill Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Detergent Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Vitamins Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Cough Syrup Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Steel Ingot Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Tractor Part Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Tire Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Bone Saw Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Machine Part Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Cattle Prod Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Binoculars Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Razor Wire Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Stamp Collection Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Bucket Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Urea Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Phosphorus Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Potassium Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Grain Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Shampoo Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Window Breaker Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Lockpicks Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Skeleton Key Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Wrench Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Truck Nuts Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Thimble Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Beach Ball Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Hunting Trophy Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Hoe Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Fishing Rod Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Bleach Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Lye Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Towel Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Scissors Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Shaving Foam Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Razor Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Oxygen Tank Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Massage Oil Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Jigsaw Puzzle Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Picture Frame Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Cigar Cutter Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Ash Tray Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Bowling Trophy Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Fertilizer Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Paper Ream Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Diesel Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Golf Club Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Garden Gnome Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Wheelbarrow Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Shovel Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Blanket Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Plunger Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Silver Cutlery Set Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Stash Box Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Purfume Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Croquet Set Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Horseshoe Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Persian Rug Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Typewriter Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Chandelier Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Inkwell Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Bull Semen Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Ammonia Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Hydrochloric Acid Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Anchor Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Boat Engine Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Formaldehyde Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Sticky Notes Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Casket Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Nitrous Tank Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item updated: Rope Type: Other to Collectible |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Urea Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Phosphorus Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Stamp Collection Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Bucket Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Binoculars Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Razor Wire Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Tire Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Bone Saw Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Machine Part Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Cattle Prod Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Tractor Part Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Steel Ingot Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Anchor Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Boat Engine Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Ammonia Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Hydrochloric Acid Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Inkwell Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Bull Semen Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Chandelier Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Horseshoe Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Persian Rug Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Typewriter Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Purfume Description: |
February 14, 2022 |
Item added: Croquet Set Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Plunger Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Silver Cutlery Set Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Stash Box Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Crockpot Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Shovel Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Blanket Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Wheelbarrow Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Golf Club Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Garden Gnome Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Detonator Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Diesel Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Paper Ream Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Bowling Trophy Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Fertilizer Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Fuse Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Cigar Cutter Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Ash Tray Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Picture Frame Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Massage Oil Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Jigsaw Puzzle Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Shaving Foam Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Razor Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Oxygen Tank Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Clippers Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Scissors Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Towel Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Fishing Rod Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Bleach Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Lye Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Hoe Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Hunting Trophy Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Truck Nuts Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Thimble Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Beach Ball Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Wrench Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Skeleton Key Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Nitrous Tank Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Rope Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Window Breaker Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Lockpicks Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Sticky Notes Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item added: Casket Description: |
February 13, 2022 |
Item updated: Formaldehyde Name: Peg Leg to Formaldehyde |
February 13, 2022 |
Item updated: Formaldehyde Type: Clothing to Other |
February 13, 2022 |
Medal updated: Multibillionaire Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
February 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Band-Aids Name: Bandaids to Band-Aids |
February 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Band-Aids Description: "" to "Like Hoover, Velcro, Mayonnaise, and Tupperware, the term Band-Aid is actually a brand name used by Johnson & Johnson for their range of adhesive bandages first released in 1920. Band-Aids have been subject to controversy in recent years as they're often only available in a light caucasian skin color, with non-white people enduring accusations of "whiteface" every time they want to cover up a boo-boo. To avoid a race row, these particular Band-Aids are only available in bright white to reinforce the racial superiority of snowmen and albinos. " |
February 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Torso Bandage Description: "" to "The torso, or trunk, describes the area above the ass but below the neck minus your legs and arms. When a bandage covers this area, it means the wearer has either undergone major organ surgery, or they've treated themselves to a lovely set of E-cups. This particular Torso Bandage has been pre-bloodied for your convenience." |
February 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Prosthetic Arm Description: "" to "For those shorn of an upper limb, this carbon fiber Prosthetic Arm allows the wearer to maintain the appearance of being able to do the Macarena without providing them with the ability to do so. And while this false arm may be entirely non-functional, wearing one does mean you finally have a use for all those spare gloves." |
February 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Prosthetic Leg Description: "" to "Prosthetic Legs are built more for function than aesthetics, with this titanium model capable of restoring full walking and kicking ability to its mono-legged user. Side effects of wearing Prosthetic Legs include contact dermatitis, blisters, and a propensity for shooting people on the john." |
February 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Hook hand Description: "" to "The metacarpus-replacement of choice for pirates and radical clerics alike, a Hook Hand represents a more practical prosthesis for those who are not finger privileged. Hand Hooks may not look like a real human hand, but they can do many things a fleshy extremity cannot, such as slice things open, hammer nails, and allow sadists to wipe their backside in a manner more befitting of their lifestyle choice." |
February 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Plaster Cast Leg Description: "" to "Plaster casts consist of a bandage covered by a hard coating of plaster of paris, with this second layer relied upon to hold broken bones in place while nature does its thing. This particular plaster cast fits on a human leg, but it could also be used on a large cat or a very tiny horse." |
February 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Plaster Cast Arm Description: "" to "When placed on the arm, plaster casts are at constant risk of being signed or doodled-upon by friends, relatives, and random well-wishers. Unfortunately, this plaster cast has been coated in a layer of ink-resistant material, ensuring that the wearer looks like a billy no-mates for the duration of their recovery." |
February 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Neck Brace Description: "" to "Also known as a cervical collar, the Neck Brace consists of a hard polyethylene frame over a soft, foam cushion. These items are designed to limit head movement to allow the wearer to recover from whiplash or a neck sprain, but they can also be used to garner sympathy from a court during a court hearing, or prevent hickeys." |
February 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Halo Vest Description: "" to "Whereas a Neck Brace merely limits head movement, the Halo Vest fully immobilizes the patient's head through the use of pins screwed directly into the skull. By putting your neck bones under tension, a Halo Vest helps to heal fractures and breaks while protecting your spinal column from further injury. Conversely, a Halo T-shirt will make people think you spent most of your 20's racking up kills at Blood Gulch." |
February 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Crutches Description: "" to "These Crutches are of the auxillary variety, meaning they rest under your armpits as opposed to relying on your forearms, as an elbow crutch does. Auxillary crutches restrict your movement more than other types of crutch, but they are well-suited to those who have poor balance, such as def whores. Did you know that 99% of all crutches are never returned to hospitals? That's not true, it's actually 80%, but that's still pretty high." |
February 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Medical Diaper Description: "" to "The Medical Diaper is a garment made for those with various conditions, such as dementia, impaired movement, or incontinence, which restrict them from using regular bathroom facilities. Those who wear adult diapers may feel self-conscious about doing so, but given they never have to wait in line to take a dump, or hover precariously over a pee-streaked public toilet seat, these items could be seen as somewhat aspirational. " |
February 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Hospital Gown Description: "" to "Hospital gowns are long, loose pieces of clothing worn by patients about to undergo surgery. These gowns were traditionally open at the back, but in recent years, complaints by bashful patients have led most hospitals to adopt a less revealing design. Rest assured, the Hospital Gowns used in Torn City are of the old variety, allowing doctors and onlookers to gain full, unfettered access to the wearer's backdoor." |
February 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Head Bandage Description: "" to "The sight of someone's head covered entirely in gauze used to conjure up images of a brave hero burned beyond all recognition, perhaps after risking their life to save a child from a house fire. These days, someone sporting a bandage niqab is probably hiding the results of an eyelid lift or a half-assed nose job. Whatever is wrong with your face, this full head bandage will keep your features under wraps." |
February 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Medical Eye Patch Description: "" to "A soft, breathable cotton patch taped over the eye to prevent infection. Whether you're suffering from a serious case of pink eye or you've tried to remove your contact lens with dirty fingernails, this medical eye patch will protect your peeper until mummy has kissed it better." |
February 11, 2022 |
Item updated: Knee Brace Description: "" to "A knee brace works by shifting your weight from the most damaged part of the knee, allowing the wearer to walk more comfortably without pain. In the UK, it is estimated that the average 5-a-side football player will own fourteen knee braces by the time he is 38, and will spend roughly 1/8th of his remaining lifespan talking about his knees "giving him jip". " |
February 9, 2022 |
Item updated: Medical Eye Patch Name: Medical Eyepatch to Medical Eye Patch |
February 9, 2022 |
Item updated: Lego Hurin Description: "This life like model is comprised completely of legos. Comes with upgrades such as the multi hunting goggles and evilarium connects to the brain Read instructions for more details. Not intended for use by children age 6 and under." to "This life like model is comprised completely of legos. Comes with upgrades such as the multi hunting goggles and evilarium connects to the brain. Read instructions for more details. Not intended for use by children age 6 and under." |
February 8, 2022 |
Honor updated: Welcome Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
February 8, 2022 |
Honor updated: Kill Streaker 2 Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
February 8, 2022 |
Medal updated: Competent Assassin Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
February 7, 2022 |
Medal updated: Dutiful Faction Member Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
February 6, 2022 |
Item updated: Peg Leg Type: Other to Clothing |
February 5, 2022 |
Item added: Crutches Description: |
February 5, 2022 |
Item added: Medical Diaper Description: |
February 5, 2022 |
Item added: Hospital Gown Description: |
February 5, 2022 |
Item added: Halo Vest Description: |
February 5, 2022 |
Item added: Neck Brace Description: |
February 5, 2022 |
Item added: Hook hand Description: |
February 5, 2022 |
Item added: Plaster Cast Leg Description: |
February 5, 2022 |
Item added: Plaster Cast Arm Description: |
February 5, 2022 |
Item added: Prosthetic Leg Description: |
February 5, 2022 |
Item added: Peg Leg Description: |
February 5, 2022 |
Item added: Bandaids Description: |
February 5, 2022 |
Item added: Torso Bandage Description: |
February 5, 2022 |
Item added: Prosthetic Arm Description: |
February 5, 2022 |
Item added: Medical Eyepatch Description: |
February 5, 2022 |
Item added: Knee Brace Description: |
February 5, 2022 |
Item added: Head Bandage Description: |
January 31, 2022 |
Item updated: Milkor MGL Description: "Despite their common use by modern anti-riot police as a means of deploying baton rounds and gas grenades against protestors, the Milkor Multiple Grenade Launcher was primarily intended as a lethal addition to shorthanded military units. The Milkor is the lovechild of a revolver and a traditional grenade launcher, with its six-shot chamber bestowing the user with a ridiculously high rate of fire for such a devastating weapon." to "Despite their common use by modern anti-riot police as a means of deploying baton rounds and gas grenades against protestors, the Milkor Multiple Grenade Launcher was primarily intended as a lethal addition to shorthanded military units. The Milkor is the lovechild of a revolver and a traditional grenade launcher, with its six-shot cylinder magazine bestowing the user with a ridiculously high rate of fire for such a devastating weapon." |
January 31, 2022 |
Item updated: Magnum Description: "A very slow but powerful weapon. It holds only 6 rounds in each magazine but delivers a mighty blow to the enemy." to "A very slow but powerful weapon. It holds only 6 rounds, but delivers a mighty blow to the enemy." |
January 28, 2022 |
Honor updated: Yoink Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
January 27, 2022 |
Honor updated: Pyramid Scheme Rarity: Rare to Limited |
January 25, 2022 |
Medal updated: Skirmish Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
January 22, 2022 |
Medal updated: Master Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
January 18, 2022 |
Honor updated: Bulletproof Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
January 18, 2022 |
Honor updated: Cape Town Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
January 18, 2022 |
Honor updated: Breaking And Entering Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
January 16, 2022 |
Honor updated: Web Of Perks Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
January 13, 2022 |
Honor updated: Stock Analyst Rarity: Rare to Limited |
January 12, 2022 |
Honor updated: Leonidas Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
January 11, 2022 |
Medal updated: Marauder Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
January 4, 2022 |
Honor updated: Funambulist Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
January 1, 2022 |
Item updated: Dune Helmet Description: "With this helmet you can deflect object that might otherwise dent your skull, while making yourself a tougher target for your enemy to find." to "With this helmet you can deflect objects that might otherwise dent your skull, while making yourself a tougher target for your enemy to find." |
January 1, 2022 |
Medal updated: Gone in 15 Seconds Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
December 30, 2021 |
Honor updated: Driving Elite Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
December 30, 2021 |
Medal updated: Vandal Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
December 25, 2021 |
Honor updated: Christmas in Torn Rarity: Common to Very Common |
December 20, 2021 |
Item added: Prince Philip Mask '21 Description: HRH Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, was born Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark in 1921. Phil died nearly 100 years later in April 2021, and during his Royal Highness' lifetime he achieved many great things, such as fighting in World War 2, marrying a princess who was also kinda his cousin, being worshipped as a god by a Vanuatan tribe, bestowing certificates upon British schoolchildren for trivial feats of endurance, offending numerous foreign dignitaries, and seeing Queen Elizabeth II naked. This is a mask of Prince Philip's living face - although you wouldn't know to look at it. |
December 20, 2021 |
Item added: Krampus Mask '21 Description: The Krampus is a mythical figure taken from European folklore whose purpose was to scare the ever-loving hell out of misbehaving children during Christmas. Krampus' name comes from the German word krampen, meaning claw, as he is typically depicted as a dark, hairy beast with sharp talons, cloven hooves, and the horns of a goat. In some versions of his origin story, Krampus is said to be the brother of Saint Nicholas, and if this tale is ever told by Hollywood, the role of Krampus will likely be played by Harry Styles. |
December 17, 2021 |
Item updated: Riot Gloves Description: "When you wear these gloves you can't do fine-motor stuff like picking up a dime. But you can compel other people to do that tuff for you." to "When you wear these gloves you can't do fine-motor stuff like picking up a dime. But you can compel other people to do that stuff for you." |
December 15, 2021 |
Item added: Eye Bleach Description: In their role as the city's moderators, Torn's staff are forced to bear witness to indescribable horrors on a daily basis. From erotic chats and casual racism through to unpixelated nudes and long-winded complaint essays, staff wade through it all to keep our city clean of perverts, prejudice, and pontificating pillocks. To maintain their mental stability, Torn's staff are supplied with one bottle of Eye Bleach, each of which contains a soothing shot of sodium hypochlorite that must be squirted directly onto the cornea to take full effect. |
December 15, 2021 |
Item updated: Party Popper Description: "" to "Party Poppers form an essential part of the Christmas dining experience, as no meal is complete without having to pick ribbons of gravy-soaked tissue off your dinner plate. Each Party Popper contains roughly 0.016g of explosive material, meaning you would need 12,000 of these to make your own yuletide grenade. Alternatively, you could just equip one of these as a temporary weapon and fire it at your opponent's face, as doing so will drape them in pretty little streamers. How cute!" |
December 15, 2021 |
Honor updated: Green, Green Grass Description: Make an investment in the city bank of over $1,000,000,000 to Make an investment in the city bank of $1,000,000,000 or more |
December 15, 2021 |
Item updated: Broken Bauble Type: Collectible to Other |
December 14, 2021 |
Item added: Party Popper Description: |
December 10, 2021 |
Honor updated: There And Back Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
December 6, 2021 |
Item updated: Green Ornament Type: Collectible to Other |
December 6, 2021 |
Item updated: Purple Ornament Type: Collectible to Other |
December 6, 2021 |
Item updated: Blue Ornament Type: Collectible to Other |
November 30, 2021 |
Medal updated: Aristocrat Rarity: Common to Very Common |
November 25, 2021 |
Medal updated: Simulated Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
November 23, 2021 |
Medal updated: Phony Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
November 21, 2021 |
Honor updated: Supersonic Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
November 17, 2021 |
Item updated: Advanced Driving Manual Name: Advanced Driving Tactics Manual to Advanced Driving Manual |
November 17, 2021 |
Item updated: Advanced Driving Manual Description: "The Advanced Driving Tactics Book is a special manual used in training the FBI, MI5 and other government security departments. It details tried and tested methods for evading pursuers on public roads. This book is not available to the public." to "The Advanced Driving Manual is a special textbook used in training the FBI, MI5 and other government security departments. It details tried and tested methods for evading pursuers on public roads. This book is not available to the public." |
November 17, 2021 |
Medal updated: Frequent Flyer Rarity: Common to Very Common |
November 17, 2021 |
Medal updated: Contabile Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
November 16, 2021 |
Honor updated: Torniversary Rarity: Common to Very Common |
November 16, 2021 |
Honor updated: Foul Play Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
November 13, 2021 |
Item updated: Ninja Star Name: Ninja Stars to Ninja Star |
November 9, 2021 |
Item updated: Sandworm Mask '21 Description: "" to "In Frank Herbert's Dune, the planet Arrakis is home to a race of giant sandworms called the Shai-Hulud. Sadly, Denis Villeneuve's Dune movie contains only one large worm whose individual name is unknown. The video game series Worms contains a potentially infinite number of worms, each of which you can call whatever you like. We must therefore conclude that Worms is better than the new Dune movie, and to celebrate this fact, here is a mask of our favorite worm from Worms, Spicy Alan." |
November 8, 2021 |
Item added: Sandworm Mask '21 Description: |
November 8, 2021 |
Honor updated: Deadly Duo Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
November 7, 2021 |
Honor updated: Stinker Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
November 6, 2021 |
Honor updated: Couch Potato Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
November 6, 2021 |
Honor updated: Ripped Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
November 4, 2021 |
Honor updated: Bibliophile Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
November 1, 2021 |
Honor updated: Trick or Treat Rarity: Common to Very Common |
October 31, 2021 |
Item added: Arca Fortunae Description: The Arca Fortunae is a decorative object said to contain the greatest desires of those who come to possess it. It is unknown where this object comes from, nor where its power is drawn, but it appears to be something the beast M'aol is willing to protect with his life. Once its contents are removed, the Arca Fortunae vanishes entirely, only to reappear once more upon the slaughter of M'aol's latest form. |
October 31, 2021 |
Item updated: Full Body Armor Description: "Full body armor made of high-grade bulletproof material. Will absorb up to half of the damage from hits you take to your body." to "Full body armor made of high-grade bulletproof material. It will absorb some of the damage from hits taken by the wearer." |
October 31, 2021 |
Honor updated: Oh My Gourd! Rarity: Unknown Rarity to Extremely Rare |
October 31, 2021 |
Medal updated: Level Forty Five Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
October 27, 2021 |
Honor updated: Unarmed Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
October 27, 2021 |
Honor updated: Something Humerus Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
October 27, 2021 |
Honor updated: Phantastic Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
October 19, 2021 |
Item updated: M249 SAW Name: M249 PARA LMG to M249 SAW |
October 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Type 98 Anti Tank Name: Anti Tank to Type 98 Anti Tank |
October 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Type 98 Anti Tank Type: Primary to Secondary |
October 11, 2021 |
Honor updated: Allure Rarity: Limited to Rare |
October 11, 2021 |
Honor updated: Lightspeed Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
October 11, 2021 |
Honor updated: Allure Rarity: Rare to Limited |
October 11, 2021 |
Honor updated: Lightspeed Rarity: Uncommon to Limited |
October 11, 2021 |
Honor updated: Allure Rarity: Limited to Rare |
October 11, 2021 |
Honor updated: Lightspeed Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
October 8, 2021 |
Item added: Meat Hook Description: Meat Hooks are typically used by butchers to suspend animal carcasses while they are prepared for sale. However, these sharp metal objects can also be employed earlier in the butchering process if you wish to insert holes and slashes into flesh before its owner has expired. |
October 8, 2021 |
Item added: Cleaver Description: The Cleaver is a hatchet-shaped knife that is more than capable of hacking through tough flesh and bone, whether it be bovine, porcine, or your ex-lover Caroline. For those of a plant-persuasion, the Cleaver can be used to slice, dice, and mash up a lovely little eggplant. |
October 6, 2021 |
Honor updated: International Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
October 2, 2021 |
Item updated: Santa Jacket Description: "Santa's cosy jacket, found in Christmas Town." to "Santa's cozy jacket, found in Christmas Town." |
September 28, 2021 |
Item updated: SMAW Launcher Description: "" to "The Shoulder-Launched Multipurpose Assault Weapon is a versatile rocket launcher capable of reducing vehicles and infrastructure to a smoldering wreck. This weapon is effective against armored units at a range of half a kilometer - just make sure nobody you love is standing behind you when you fire, as the SMAW’s backblast is lethal up to a hundred feet away." |
September 28, 2021 |
Item updated: China Lake Description: "" to "The one thing you don’t want to see when scouring your enemy’s loadout is the term “Pump-Action Grenade Launcher”. These Vietnam-era weapons mimic the arc of a hand-thrown grenade, allowing the bearer to launch several explosive rounds towards their target in quick succession." |
September 28, 2021 |
Item updated: Milkor MGL Description: "" to "Despite their common use by modern anti-riot police as a means of deploying baton rounds and gas grenades against protestors, the Milkor Multiple Grenade Launcher was primarily intended as a lethal addition to shorthanded military units. The Milkor is the lovechild of a revolver and a traditional grenade launcher, with its six-shot chamber bestowing the user with a ridiculously high rate of fire for such a devastating weapon." |
September 28, 2021 |
Item updated: PKM Description: "" to "If you’re looking for a reliable front-line weapon with which to eviscerate enemy infantry, you could do no better than the PKM belt-fed machine gun. This modernized variant of the original PK was devised by famed Soviet military engineer and arms designer Mikhael Kalashnikov, and the fact that it is still used today by the Russian armed forces is a testament to its efficacy and reliability." |
September 28, 2021 |
Item updated: Negev NG-5 Description: "" to "Also known as the IWI Negev, the NG-5 is an Israeli light machine gun designed to be reliable in the most adverse conditions imaginable. The weapon’s predecessor, the Galil, had a propensity to overheat in desert settings, but the NG-5 has no such issues thanks to the addition of an adjustable gas regulator which allows for different rates of fire depending on the environment." |
September 28, 2021 |
Item updated: Stoner 96 Description: "" to "The Stoner 96 light machine gun was the final project of renowned American gun designer Eugene Stoner before his death in 1997. Created as a refinement of the Stoner 86 model, the 96 design enjoys lower recoil than its predecessor due to its use of a stock buffer and its ability to fire with an open bolt. These modifications mean that the 96 Stoner is shorter and lighter than the 86 at the expense of a reduced fire rate." |
September 24, 2021 |
Item updated: M249 PARA LMG Description: "Huge, heavy weapon with a 100-round magazine. A long burst can tear your opponent to shreds in seconds." to "The M249 Squad Automatic Weapon is a light machine-gun that combines the precision and mobility of a rifle with the relentless ferocity of rapid machine-gun fire. A favorite of the US Military, this gas-operated LMG can cut down several targets in a matter of seconds." |
September 24, 2021 |
Item updated: Anti Tank Description: "The BILL 2 missile system has a SACLOS (semi-automatic command to line-of-sight) guidance system and the missile is wire-guided." to "Developed by the Chinese in the late ’90s, the Type 98 Anti-Tank is capable of firing unguided, high-explosive 120mm projectiles over a distance of nearly 2km. The weapon can be fired from the shoulder with minimal recoil and has been nicknamed the “Queen Bee” by its proponents." |
September 21, 2021 |
Honor updated: Riddled Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
September 21, 2021 |
Honor updated: One in Six Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
September 20, 2021 |
Item added: Negev NG-5 Description: |
September 20, 2021 |
Item added: Stoner 96 Description: |
September 20, 2021 |
Item added: China Lake Description: |
September 20, 2021 |
Item added: Milkor MGL Description: |
September 20, 2021 |
Item added: PKM Description: |
September 20, 2021 |
Item added: SMAW Launcher Description: |
September 15, 2021 |
Medal updated: Supreme Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
September 12, 2021 |
Honor updated: We Have A Breach Rarity: Rare to Limited |
September 9, 2021 |
Medal updated: Ub3r1337 Hacker Rarity: Rare to Limited |
September 7, 2021 |
Item updated: Spray Can : Black Type: Other to Collectible |
August 28, 2021 |
Honor updated: Wipeout Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
August 25, 2021 |
Honor updated: Bounty Hunter Rarity: Rare to Limited |
August 25, 2021 |
Honor updated: Shielded Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 22, 2021 |
Honor updated: Quartermaster Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 14, 2021 |
Honor updated: Saintly Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
August 13, 2021 |
Honor updated: Penetrated Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
August 6, 2021 |
Honor updated: Dividend Rarity: Uncommon to Common |
August 2, 2021 |
Item updated: Magazine Name: Karma! Magazine to Magazine |
August 2, 2021 |
Item updated: Subway Pass Name: Subway Season Ticket to Subway Pass |
July 26, 2021 |
Honor updated: Allure Rarity: Rare to Limited |
July 24, 2021 |
Medal updated: Programmer Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 23, 2021 |
Honor updated: Kill Streaker 3 Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 20, 2021 |
Item updated: Leukaemia Teddy Bear Name: Leukaemia TeddyBear to Leukaemia Teddy Bear |
July 19, 2021 |
Medal updated: Level Sixty Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
July 12, 2021 |
Honor updated: Diamond Hands Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
July 12, 2021 |
Honor updated: Scorched Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 12, 2021 |
Honor updated: Marked Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 7, 2021 |
Item updated: Six Pack of Alcohol Description: "When one bottle of booze simply isn't enough, this six-pack of exquisite forget-me-juice is just the thing you need to block out painful memories and make you feel on top of the world. Minty Mayhem, Tequila and Champagne are just some of the drinks your randomly selected six-pack might contain." to "When one bottle of booze simply isn't enough, this six-pack of exquisite forget-me-juice is just the thing you need to block out painful memories and make you feel on top of the world. Minty Mayhem, Kandy Kane, and Pumpkin Brew are just some of the drinks your randomly selected six-pack might contain." |
July 3, 2021 |
Honor updated: Tendies Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
July 1, 2021 |
Honor updated: Souvenir Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
June 26, 2021 |
Medal updated: Advanced Buster Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 25, 2021 |
Medal updated: Onslaught Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
June 24, 2021 |
Medal updated: Advanced Buster Rarity: Limited to Rare |
June 23, 2021 |
Item updated: Game Console Description: "This Game Console is a generic gaming device exclusive to Torn City, and was made from parts cannibalized from an Xbox, Playstation, and a Sega Saturn. Games Consoles are unique in that they actually bring people happiness when they put effort into them, unlike careers, relationships, or children." to "This Game Console is a generic gaming device exclusive to Torn City, and was made from parts cannibalized from an Xbox, PlayStation, and a Sega Saturn. Game Consoles are unique in that they actually bring people happiness when they put effort into them, unlike careers, relationships, or children." |
June 23, 2021 |
Item updated: Television Name: Big TV Screen to Television |
June 22, 2021 |
Item updated: Game Console Name: Playstation to Game Console |
June 22, 2021 |
Item updated: Game Console Description: "A games console used for playing games." to "This Game Console is a generic gaming device exclusive to Torn City, and was made from parts cannibalized from an Xbox, Playstation, and a Sega Saturn. Games Consoles are unique in that they actually bring people happiness when they put effort into them, unlike careers, relationships, or children." |
June 22, 2021 |
Honor updated: City Slicker Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 21, 2021 |
Medal updated: Advanced Buster Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 20, 2021 |
Medal updated: Advanced Buster Rarity: Limited to Rare |
June 19, 2021 |
Medal updated: Advanced Buster Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 18, 2021 |
Honor updated: Christmas in Torn Rarity: Very Common to Common |
June 18, 2021 |
Honor updated: Fall Camo Rarity: Common to Very Common |
June 17, 2021 |
Medal updated: Oligarch Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
June 12, 2021 |
Honor updated: Intern Rarity: Common to Very Common |
June 12, 2021 |
Medal updated: Happy Slapper Rarity: Common to Very Common |
June 10, 2021 |
Item updated: Prototype Type: Primary to Secondary |
June 10, 2021 |
Medal updated: Somebody Call 911 Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
June 9, 2021 |
Item updated: Sledgehammer Description: "The 40lb Sledgehammer is so heavy that you'll need a rest after using it, and even then you'll be lucky to land a hit. But if you do manage to connect with your opponent, a single sledgehammer blow is often enough to pulverize their pelvis into dust. Incidentally, that’s why Peter Gabriel chose this as his nickname." to "The 40lb Sledgehammer is a difficult weapon to wield. But if you do manage to connect with your opponent, a single blow is often enough to pulverize their pelvis into dust. Incidentally, that's why Peter Gabriel chose this as his nickname." |
June 9, 2021 |
Item updated: Sledgehammer Description: "The 40lb Sledgehammer is so heavy that only the strongest are able to wield it, and even then it's nigh on impossible to make a clean strike. But if you do manage to connect with your opponent, a single blow is often enough to pulverise their bones into dust." to "The 40lb Sledgehammer is so heavy that you'll need a rest after using it, and even then you'll be lucky to land a hit. But if you do manage to connect with your opponent, a single sledgehammer blow is often enough to pulverize their pelvis into dust. Incidentally, that’s why Peter Gabriel chose this as his nickname." |
June 8, 2021 |
Medal updated: Master Carjacker Rarity: Rare to Limited |
June 6, 2021 |
Honor updated: Night Walker Rarity: Common to Very Common |
June 2, 2021 |
Honor added: Vatican City Description: A default honor bar available to everyone |
June 2, 2021 |
Honor updated: Arrowshot Rarity: Very Rare to Rare |
June 2, 2021 |
Honor updated: Don't Drop It Rarity: Extremely Rare to Very Rare |
May 28, 2021 |
Medal updated: Double Sapphire Anniversary Rarity: Common to Very Common |
May 25, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen Kings 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King’s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 25, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If youre the kind of person who likes to stick it to the man by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you dont care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you’re the kind of person who likes to “stick it to the man” by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don’t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 25, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into peoples stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who dont deserve proper presents because theyve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people’s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don’t deserve proper presents because they’ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 25, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "Youll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You’ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 25, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether youre a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you’re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 23, 2021 |
Honor updated: The High Life Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
May 21, 2021 |
Honor updated: RNG Rarity: Rare to Limited |
May 20, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "Youll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 20, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether youre a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 20, 2021 |
Item updated: Poison Umbrella Description: "Considered the weapon of choice for Cold War assassins, this Poison Umbrella is capable of transferring a small poisonous pellet into your opponent. This particular umbrella is wielded by Fernando Maria Fern" to "Considered the weapon of choice for Cold War assassins, this Poison Umbrella is capable of transferring a small poisonous pellet into your opponent. This particular umbrella is wielded by Fernando Maria Fern |
May 20, 2021 |
Item updated: Parachute Pants Description: "If you want to be noticed and / or beaten to a pulp, you could do no better than this pair of gold lam" to "If you want to be noticed and / or beaten to a pulp, you could do no better than this pair of gold lam |
May 20, 2021 |
Item updated: Ball Gown Description: "This floor-length Ball Gown is so elegant it could make a princess out of a pig. Hewn from luxurious chiffon in a shade of purple known as Deluge, the way this dress exposes the full glory of your d" to "This floor-length Ball Gown is so elegant it could make a princess out of a pig. Hewn from luxurious chiffon in a shade of purple known as Deluge, the way this dress exposes the full glory of your d |
May 20, 2021 |
Honor updated: Surplus Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 19, 2021 |
Honor updated: Vengeance Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
May 19, 2021 |
Honor updated: Tough Rarity: Limited to Uncommon |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 19, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Tangerine Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Ski Mask Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Bunny Nose Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Chin Diaper Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" |
May 18, 2021 |
Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20 Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. |