Item updated: Pennywise Mask '20

Description: "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float." to "Inspire tasty tasty beautiful fear in the heart of your enemy with this mask of Pennywise the Clown, the horrifying antagonist of Stephen King?s 1986 novel IT. This mask is perfect attire for those who inhabit the sewers, because we all float down here. We all float. Disclaimer: You may not actually float."

Item updated: Chin Diaper

Description: "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?" to "If you?re the kind of person who likes to ?stick it to the man? by refusing to wear a face mask, then show your disapproval towards the experts with their fancy book-learning by sporting this fashionable Chin Diaper beneath your stupid face. Asthmatics, pregnant women, and the elderly will all be at risk around you, but you don?t care about that, because, uhhhhh, freedumb?"

Item updated: Tangerine

Description: "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year." to "Tangerines are smaller and sweeter than oranges, but larger and less delicious than M&Ms. These fruits were traditionally placed into people?s stockings at Christmas to symbolize the nuggets of gold handed out by St Nicholas, but these days, they are more commonly given to children who don?t deserve proper presents because they?ve been utter bastards all year."

Item updated: Ski Mask

Description: "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you." to "You?ll look like the cutest lil terrorist in the world wearing this dusky pink ski mask! Originally owned by the Easter Bunny, this rosy-colored balaclava allows you to stand out while simultaneously obscuring your identity, thus ensuring that your adorable wickle crimes are never traced back to you."

Item updated: Bunny Nose

Description: "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately." to "Whether you?re a committed cosplayer or you just like wandering around the city in a rabbit costume, this realistic-looking bunny nose is an essential addition to your creepy creature costume box. Jessica Rabbit may have had a spectacular ass, but she never had teeth like these. Ears and ass sold separately."